Professional Minecraft PvPer Stabs Children for Coins

[@yeet7858]

these titles are getting better and better tbh...

[@DeebiousGaming]

And accurate

[@user-xf8rx6eq1p]

Heat oven to 375°F. In small bowl, mix flour, baking soda and salt; set aside. 2 In large bowl, beat softened butter and sugars with electric mixer on medium speed, or mix with spoon about 1 minute or until fluffy, scraping side of bowl occasionally. 3 Beat in egg and vanilla until smooth. Stir in flour mixture just until blended (dough will be stiff). Stir in chocolate chips and nuts 4 Onto ungreased cookie sheets, drop dough by rounded tablespoonfuls 2 inches apart. 5 Bake 8 to 10 minutes or until light brown (centers will be soft). Cool 2 minutes; remove from cookie sheet to cooling rack. Cool completely, about 30 minutes. Store covered in airtight container.

[@oliviasizemore1027]

cnafn thanks man I really needed this

[@prathinavpillai8993]

Yeet

[@ggorg77]

Ah you would never know

[@Lumegrin]

"Imagine, I'm just shopping for tomatoes at Walmart, and someone just says "OMG KZbinR" and takes off their pants, and my life's ruined forever." -Technoblade

[@ssnipersodaxbox5879]

First reply.. after 5 months and 311 likes.. hmm.. quite odd if you ask me.

[@pleasecontactme4274]

@@ssnipersodaxbox5879 no

[@kitn2507]

@@pleasecontactme4274 no

[@ssnipersodaxbox5879]

@@kitn2507 yes

[@ssnipersodaxbox5879]

@@pleasecontactme4274 yes

[@trainerjake9595]

"This is Skywars, where dreams come to die." -Technoblade

[@armaanhajar3698]

Dream watching this be like: 😶😶

[@Liam-tc8cc]

Dream better watch out for 2017 techno

[@nandinimukherjee414]

69th like

[@nandinimukherjee414]

eyy

[@benji8648]

Was about to comment that... Its 4:30 for the time stamp by the way

[@RainPlusThunder]

Description: "Will I add you as a friend? No" Technoblade: "I just want friends ok" VERY contradictory...

[@BuilderJay29]

xD

[@fermented-radish]

He wants friends, but he won't settle for you. He has standards, man.

[@Soul_Slayer]

He just doesn’t want fanboy/girls

[@okgoodgame]

f

[@seriousmonke]

"professionals have standards"

[@northsidechase]

Distraught teenager stabs unsuspecting young civilians for in-game currency

[@casualmcplayer128]

So basically a medieval version of fortnite

[@slyperior8716]

@@casualmcplayer128 shut up virgin

[@shdhdsjdjsj8624]

@@slyperior8716 do you understand English or do you like fornite? Or maybe you just don't have a brain

[@slyperior8716]

@@shdhdsjdjsj8624 i called him a virgin because he called skywars a medieval version of fortnite

[@Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10]

@@slyperior8716 that had nothing to do with skywars fkn stupid kids

[@yuvalhagever2525]

"I have never had someone take off their pants and throw them at me" 7:00 Lol

[@niceguy82254]

I've took off my pants and threw them at somebody irl. I had shorts underneath don't worry.

[@beetarts3561]

Feel bad for that person because techno had an iron pants but that person threw a diamond pants for him

[@davidcapes1712]

This is the sacrifice we gamers must make

[@jacobgreene4331]

I wear pants 😱

[@theoutcastleaf3410]

Lets take a moment to appreciate the last guy who called Technoblade a noob was a VIP hacker.

[@TheRedCuberGamingMore]

TheOutcastLeaf xD

[@kayvee7983]

Yup.

[@kongbiglort4998]

ye lol he flew up and hit techno thru a wall xd

[@theoutcastleaf3410]

No one rubber bands that much that conveniently. Also how does rubber banding make you hit people through walls ?

[@_nocake_6673]

TheOutcastLeaf ikr

[@cookieeatemma8932]

"I don't know what I'm gonna name this video." **looks at title** Why can't I have a creative mind like you?

[@gavinm3328]

I mean that is what he is doing

[@instantchaos2385]

go train for another 300 years

[@fireflyneville]

"I've played skywars for a long time, but i've never had someone take off their pants and throw them at me"

[@elaineyg3188]

Skeppy *sad noise*

[@instantchaos2385]

love your nickname, why can't i be that creative?

[@thesillyone3837]

Is this the start of floof adventure with techno

[@epicmushroom3212]

8:41 bro casually just killed a bhopper, this man was a legend

[@shivnaik7118]

is*

[@OrangeC7]

Is that bhop? It's kinda hard for me to tell from that clip

[@anisimenco43]

It's the video where Technoblade first talks about Floof, their dog. KZbin going crazy with these recommendations. Glad to find another piece of Technoblade's history

[@big9305]

Soon scarce is gonna make a vid saying "Hypixel player MURDERS children!1!1!1"

[@Unvexed]

Pyrotron MC lol

[@bobfranklin8514]

xSweetPotatox - Minecraft yo

[@ggallqas1535]

I’m cringing at him saying that life has yet to throw him a curve ball. Rest In Peace Techno!!!

[@tijgerissnel5989]

I thought the same thing

[@OffenT]

"Where are my Testicles Summer?" -Snowball 2015

[@Jexy00]

How is there no comment in here?

[@HelloFam]

The dog is now named Floof, right?

[@krisjams3547]

Pog animationsT

[@AnAvidAtheist]

0:18 Techno would enjoy this dark irony. Rest In Peace 🐷 👑

[@dartkili5595]

Mr Beast is next I’m calling it

[@allymarch7132]

0:38 floof origin story

[@Nugcon]

floof lore

[@cameronmoore1491]

Legends says, you will occasionally see a clip where techno dies...

[@xdcrackings]

HarDZi_Gamer LMAO

[@imperson1785]

Legend says they are all hidden in a secret vault for no one to discover

[@hemlock9026]

WHAT OMG!!!

[@mayank141276]

Legend says fake news

[@GraceWhip]

Nahhhh nah nah nah. He doesn't die. He briefly un-lives on occasion.

[@YGOTolley]

The dog was not the sucker punch life had planed...

[@Gupisdum]

Ong bro 😭

[@Storm-re1ce]

"Where Dreams come to die." My mans predicted the future right there

[@gideonm-t1526]

lmfao

[@NedalMutaz]

What do people mean by this

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

@@NedalMutaz the techno vs dream duel iirc techno narrowly won, so multiple copies of dream just went to the duel to die

[@josiahroi9391]

6:47 "I played skywars for a long time but i never saw someone take off their pants and throw it at me" -Technoblade 2017

[@ch-animatestudios]

Why doesn’t this have more likes?!

[@nabil6105]

"You having a brain would instantly notice it" Skywars players: A what now?

[@Sraxton]

"no dreaming is allowed this is skywars where dreams come to die." -Technoblade 2017

[@stickyvenom73]

I love your channel so much man! That might mean that I'm a nerd but I don't care. Your funny so I watch your vids 😆

[@Technoblade]

:D

[@Alexis-kl5hx]

You're*

[@TrueBK77]

*nerd

[@mariapaulaserrano5093]

Nerd.

[@IsrarZarif]

@@Alexis-kl5hx nerd

[@ianchoz7419]

"This is skywars, where dreams come to die" Bro techno is a time traveler

[@iGetBannedAlotMinecraft]

Wait so no one gonna ask about the chat blocker?

[@royalknight2808]

You still waiting?

[@xer0o0HASSAN_CHOP]

"Kept you waiting, huh?"

[@therealfred2648]

Yep

[@123abbd]

Y

[@ryansheffield1731]

Probably naughty naughty Satan words that hurts innocent Christan ears.

[@macenth_k]

Technoblade: My living situation is werid ok? Everyone in 2021: We know

[@Nugcon]

Everyone in 2022: living? (too soon?)

[@shannonigans9716]

0:38 “My sisters got a dog” FLOOOOOOFFFFF

[@nickstoten3666]

He says the dogs are the best. Me: petting my cat while he says it

[@evoyjonathan]

"I've been playing Skywars for a while, but I've never seen someone take off their pants and throw them at me." -Some pig, 2017

[@KO_DIMES]

First 30 seconds of this video was literally just techno expressing his depression.

[@derrymcaleavy5835]

7:19 the snowman tho xD

[@jbbajangamer]

Raz0rtooth _435 Skywars on a nutshell

[@Penguiinn]

4:32 he was preparing 3 years before dream became popular

[@Mr.TinyPirate]

My wifi has been shit lately so I’ve been watching my downloads and half of them are old techno vids, I miss him a lot :[

[@odearodear6390]

Does anyone remember when techno uploaded 3 times a week

[@ohdoge]

those were the days

[@samihtameez8584]

Does anyone remember when techno uploaded

[@drmegasteve4335]

@@samihtameez8584 he used to upload

[@sanitynotfound8767]

@@samihtameez8584 i’m sorry, techno used to upload??!?! /j (had to put /j so i don’t get nerds telling me that i’m stupid or some sh*t)

[@XrayPlays007]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@jadesnails]

7:21 NOSE

[@HardcoreCDhunter]

Rest in peace Techno !

[@bunnynate288]

I typed in "pig destroys nerds" and this came up...

[@WoofInMyRawri]

The subtle chat blocker, in its natural habitat protecting Technoblade's ad revenue, and erasing the benefit of the doubt that his video would become age restricted.

[@lukegarrison6146]

In 2022 the beginning of this video is some foreshadowing

[@erzarose2082]

"i'm a petty and insignificant person" maybe one of the only things he was wrong about. the world misses you, techno.

[@book2410]

20k solo kills and 1.5k team kills. Techno you need friends

[@seancoughlin9967]

When he said I've played skywards for a long time and never seen anyone take off their pants and throw them at me.

[@priffin1075]

What was under the chat blocker techno?

[@dtmdust]

Probably somebody that got salty af.

[@jeretoon8350]

Or like the n word

[@charadreemurr5701]

Or someone calling him out for something bad but true

[@cheerfulgoat]

the screams of pain as technoblade snaps them out of existence

[@nolifehn]

His plans for the potato war

[@wedjininja]

Little did Techno know... he was four years too early. That curveball life was gonna throw at him. ye it was cancer.

[@der-noha]

R.I.P Legend ❤

[@Joert]

Rest in peace techno

[@Fwigid]

Top ten titles of all time!

[@_jayb]

Someone: the floor is lava! Techno: 0:15

[@eenotnoob855]

The beginning kind of predicted his ending

[@SanderJanssenBSc]

Lmao that title

[@alek0946]

suhhhhh my dud

[@Lax.Shorts]

KingMLG Hi King

[@bryce584]

IM A KID AND I HATE YOU

[@therealfred2648]

I really miss your vids king

[@speedupsong1414]

Rest in peace legend :(

[@Chris-zw6qh]

Looks like I'm not the only one going back to his old videos

[@jamesob1234]

It’s devastating how he talks about what he wants to do in life in this video

[@Chris-zw6qh]

@@jamesob1234 yeah makes me shed a tear

[@Exows]

fly high techno

[@the_man_is_dan5262]

I saw the title I thought "oh he's an assasin that gets paid for murdering people. Yup this is Techno"

[@AssistantEpic]

The eyes in the thumbnail are full of murderous intent

[@noctis8487]

Little did techno know about floof

[@AngyDoge]

Techno in 2017, anything is controversial now a days, me in 2021, YoU dONt saY

[@cargopaillex206]

Rest easy legend

[@demonics11playz67]

6:57 orphan throws pants 😱

[@fnafbusters8208]

This makes me feel so bad...

[@Archadianite]

"I work very hard to perfect the rod so I can get paid money!" Technoblade 2017

[@dnfinacan8993]

Thank you for this 10 minute content. This was just enough time for my chicken to cook.

[@drmegasteve4335]

Did it take good

[@dnfinacan8993]

@@drmegasteve4335 This was a whole year ago. Why did you reply? I don't even remember lmao.

[@drmegasteve4335]

@@dnfinacan8993 Because I thought it would be funny

[@banter2143]

1:04 when the chat blocker is so subtle

[@altalt6231]

time to rewaatch absolutely every video again

[@deathdragon789]

“I just want friends!” 4 years later: “I have a strict no-friends policy”

[@anabeeru]

i guess its time to binge watch

[@gorillafacewastaken]

Hey Techno, call it "Floof"

[@garetmckenna4218]

0:54 Technodad I need to knOW WHAT WAS IN CHAT!

[@UbixQ]

Someone said they have proof technoblade is actually bad with a link so he did that

[@daraelHC]

"No dreams allowed. This is skywars, where dreams come to die" Oof

[@Zymonn]

1:20 Rick and morty :DDD Hope season 3 comes soon :PPP

[@danielferraiuolo5856]

Ah, back when the Energizer kit had splash potions, those were the days.

[@frost7543]

Bold of you to assume we have brains

[@catapulte1544]

Is this the first ever mention of floof?

[@goatedatball]

Intro hits different after what happened

[@pants7988]

4:34 foreshadowing D:

[@BlockMasterT]

Wait, is the dog he’s talking about floof??? Is this when he got Floof!!!!

[@DJTastyHD]

i swear this your title for all of your videos... xD

[@lasttakumi2229]

DJTasty What r u doing here XD (Huge Fan btw)

[@xdcrackings]

DJTasty huge fan

[@3zk1i_93]

Huge air conditioner

[@Spectralyzed]

3zk1I_ I am *not* a fan of that joke.

[@ronanbani5394]

just got recommended this video. u truly never die.

[@redsheepygamingnl2465]

dad: now you're 16 you can work. son: i already have i job! dad: oh really? what do you do? son: I am an professional minecraft pvper who stabs children for coin dad: you're going in for adoption pin me daddy

[@runarcn]

I tried that just that I said shot them in overwatch

[@runarcn]

without the part overwatch

[@dzsauzi5711]

inglis

[@redsheepygamingnl2465]

Keemer Killstar my 2nd language

[@cowculater]

Oml

[@pizzadriver]

Those introduction words hit so different now :(

[@ajfix1295]

lets take a moment and just awe at his PvP skills.... I m good with a bow myself but not as good as you.

[@666-d5y]

And fluff was born...

[@Eric-cv9sx]

came back to watch this video and the first 30 seconds… :(

[@Chris-zw6qh]

He will be missed

[@chasecarlan4750]

little did he know...

[@chrisgage1783]

Was the censored chat people in your guild cursing?

[@Middlew]

Last guy definitely had killaura, hit you through blocks

[@cammiebobs]

9:29 When you get hit through a wall but you dont notice

[@joxter2640]

Sometimes u just gotta binge Techno stabbin' children in a block game.

[@kayvee7983]

Are You Sure This Channel Is.... "Suitable for children"? Hmm mm mm mm mm?

[@Edai_sevv]

Wolfie xx I get because he took his pant off 😂😂😑

[@neosniper8940]

Storm xx It's all a scam. He lures kids to his channel so he can stab them. Technoblade exposed.

[@razzdazzjazz]

Is this the origin story of floof?

[@khelobachoo4703]

I feel he’s hilarious

[@angelaurban2066]

Ahh he took off his leggings so you could have full diamond

[@iGetBannedAlotMinecraft]

Techno do a setup video, as long as you show us elbow....more to the point now do a setup or at least tell us your PC specs etc

[@Random-cv8cw]

I agree

[@Lax.Shorts]

Carter Slay watch the video cooking with techno or somwthing about that title

[@karlv5107]

Well this sad surprise came.

[@masternetboss2984]

😞

[@keevagrace8695]

Poggers for God.

[@Leo-yk5gb]

Putting a *giant*...*little* red arrow Technoblade has no logic

[@st0kkke]

I will miss this, RIP

[@Fean.56]

I love the fact that I found your YT channel from a add haven't stopped Watching funny asf

[@scardavinci]

If the dog is white, call it Ghost. If the dog is brownish, call it Summer. And at last, if the dog has natural colors call him Special. Plenty of names to discover!