My Top 18 Starkid Ships

Kind of a weird amount because I love them all. Completely understand if you don’t agree with the placements but it’s not too serious. This says a lot about me huh
A Very Potter Senior Year: • AVPSY
Black Friday: • Black Friday
A Very Potter Musical: • A Very Potter Musical
Starship: • Starship
A Very Potter Sequel: • A Very Potter Sequel
A Very Potter Christmas: www.dropbox.com/s/81p1qw7sd0z...
The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals: • The Guy Who Didn't Lik...
Ani: • ANI: A Parody
MAMD: • Me And My Dick
The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals: • The Guy Who Didn't Lik...
Twisted: • Twisted: The Untold St...
Firebringer: • Firebringer
The Trail to Oregon: • The Trail to Oregon!
For Joe Walker: • For Joe Walker:
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[@meg3809]

"You are nothing like my boyfriend" - Meredith to her husband

[@sarahkinsey5434]

Don't forget that Brian directed Twisted too!

[@thatone6913]

Sarah Kinsey omg i didn’t know that jesus i’m in love

[@molliesims4836]

There the only ppl who make me believe love😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@evieanne06]

Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@aaliya7504]

@@sarahkinsey5434 whoa, I had no idea!!!!

[@bugthebug6781]

Frankly the love between Professor Hidgens and Alexa was, in my opinion, stronger than any relationship of flesh and bone

[@molly2524]

Still not stronger than Tootsie-Megagirl and Megagirl

[@littlellama7753]

Until he hurled her against the wall

[@entitree.]

little llama abuse is definitely something that downgrades a ship

[@razberry3800]

Of course the relationship's chemistry was wonderful you can't ignore the toxicity and abuse that hitchens pushed towards Alexa. This is possibly because he is closeted and pushes his aggression out on to her but that theory doesn't justify his actions as a terrible boyfriend. That does puts them lower in my rankings but I understand/respect your viewpoint.

[@a-wild-goose]

@@razberry3800 I'm crying lmao-

[@Emily_M.]

This is great, but I'm just missing the most chaotic one of all: Hidgens/Alexa

[@loc0coco]

Emily_M. I may or may not have literally *gaspt* out loud when I read this.

[@mads9966]

I choked on my apple juice

[@nicolecalton8780]

now THAT was certainly a show stopping number ;)

[@emilyklos8702]

it can’t even blow itself up? FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT

[@pantryman2428]

I know it’s not as chaotic but your forgetting about Cletus Jones/McDoon

[@krystleurban7345]

I like how Linda and Gary were never a couple on stage but as soon as Lauren posted it it made complete sense to me.

[@krisisntfunny2591]

i cant help but think about Nick Lang, under that desk, making a scarf and a hat kiss

[@nacho_girl]

Yasss

[@marinarasauce5701]

in conclusion, dylan saunders has chemistry with all of his love interests

[@Emily_M.]

Quirrel/Voldemort truly is the greatest ship

[@wonderpotter2674]

Yep

[@spaceant0765]

Jon and Lauren are so good at onstage chemistry though

[@jaybird6396]

SpaceAnt 07 jeff and Rachel, joey and jaime, they really have specific pairs that work!!!

[@mads9966]

Dylan and Meredith do aswell

[@6idiotslover2711]

Joey and Rachel in Firebringer had some good chemistry too, I think Joey has good stage chemistry with most of the starkids TBH 😆

[@jaybird6396]

My joey chemistry list goes -joey and jaime -joey and curt -joey and Rachael -joey and Correy

[@6idiotslover2711]

@@jaybird6396 he has quite good stage chemistry with Lauren in SIS (imo) (no I dont mean this is a shippy way, I just feel they do)

[@meg3809]

I love how we all just assume Gary is the father of Linda's other two kids

[@quirrelmorts]

I don’t think so but Lauren said it’s canon that they boned so it’s possible

[@elenarodriguez2402]

I have seen theories over Ted being 2 of the kid's father

[@6idiotslover2711]

@@elenarodriguez2402 well, i mean, he does like screwin around with another mans wife

[@jaybird6396]

Sam is the father of one at least, cant change my mind

[@morgrugyn]

Sam, Ted, Gary and Gerald

[@aramccrimmon7579]

Starkid fandom to other fandom: we ship two hats. Beat that.

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

SaraMcc525 scarfy is a scarf, not a hat

[@trezalkapeliskova2121]

And they are played by the same person.

[@nacho_girl]

Hat and scarf

[@nacho_girl]

@@trezalkapeliskova2121 yeah by nick lang I think

[@eleanornolastname316]

Everyone's saying that Higens was in love with Alexa but that's not right. He said "my one true love has been and always will be musical theater".

[@possums154]

Soooooo.......... Hidgens x Theater?

[@eleanornolastname316]

@@possums154 *sigh* yes XD

[@OneNerdyAce]

@@eleanornolastname316 Emma shouting in the background: Oh GOD NO

[@j_0anna]

his first true love*

[@Maddy-pb9gl]

you could tell gary was into it when linda kicked him tho 💀

[@tsukikumoon2890]

It's Ja'far and Sherrezade. Always has been and always will be. But I got to say, Paul and Emma are the best sarcastic dorks in the world and I will protect them forever and always. 💖

[@possums154]

Ja’far and sherrazade (idk if I spelled that correctly) are truly the best couple

[@jazzhands8493]

5:00 Dean hitting Seamus with the bat will never not be funny to me

[@featherlight858]

While watching for a sec I was like "too bad it doesn't include TCB ships because Curt/Owen" but then I remembered that if they were included the compilation would just be 100% angst so yeah maybe it's for the better.

[@quirrelmorts]

Yeah I cried when I put them in my Joey ranking

[@crimsonscarlet5939]

Although we should all appreciate Sergio and his dedication to his anniversary what a family man

[@featherlight858]

@@crimsonscarlet5939 yes, definitely, Sergio is the real MVP of Spies Are Forever but we never get to meet his wife, so. Maybe an honorable mention for him then.

[@6idiotslover2711]

5:00 i guess you could say dean was HITTING on seamus

[@al_exists]

no but yes

[@tessinderbitzin]

So so happy about Mom and Father representation. They feel like the most realistic couple in Starkid.

[@banana-xj6yk]

if quirrellmort isn’t in top 3 I’m gonna cry edit: this pleases the duck

[@justaperson9754]

QBananaQ 723 I haven’t watched it all but by the edit I’m betting that it is in the top 3

[@TheGoobster226]

Duck is lord! All hail duck!

[@hannahjwhitson]

The gasp that came out of my mouth when Tootsie and Megagirl were so low on the list. I am shocked.

[@simrore]

Personal favorite pairing: Joey and the Blue Headband

[@marinarasauce5701]

if it's not quirrelmort i will cry,,, there's actual development, it's not just fanservice, it gave voldemort a redemption arc even tho he's an evil asswipe in the actual series AND its gay

[@micahdc1549]

What about Professor Hidgens and Greg.. And Steve.. And Stu.. And Mark.. And Leighton.. And Chad..

[@FionnFisher]

And Chad

[@california.dreamin]

we do stan polyamory

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

Micah Dc don’t forget his first true love, MuSiCaL tHeAtRe!!!

[@jam-the-hologram]

Or Alexa

[@duckislord7187]

& five o'clock can't come soon enough!

[@kittyonpointe2347]

Me: **sees anything with Jafar and Sherrezade** Me: **starts crying immediately**

[@macaronnie8403]

Ja'far and Sherrezade is so beautiful and pure i love them

[@quirrelmorts]

Soulmates

[@abhiramiprabakar7067]

I love how you added non-canon ships too

[@julkaczaps1307]

I love that this bunch one day decided "You know what would be great? Harry Potter with singing also Voldemort and Quirrel are in love"

[@quirrelmorts]

Literally the reason AVPM exists is because Nick and Matt were like wouldn’t it be funny if Draco liked Hermione and what was it like for Quirrell living with Voldemort on his head

[@marinarasauce5701]

"okay is wonderful" GOD the ending always gets me so emotional

[@myboithomas1085]

Ship #1 The ship from Starship. It had some cool doors.

[@user-zg2hk2qt7o]

this joke is so cheesy but I cannot stop laughing??? well played, random commenter; well played. you have my respect.

[@myboithomas1085]

@@user-zg2hk2qt7o I completely forgot that I made this joke three months ago and I started laughing at how dumb it is when I saw it again.

[@jahdyaantoine4854]

Ron and Hermione and Joey and Sally not being on here is a crime but I'll let it slide for Quirrelmort being #1

[@angiewagner9232]

I ship Dylan with literally everyone he looks at

[@rattyxoxo7397]

Gary and Linda is just chaotic Paul and Emma

[@flavoredcraisins]

This is too much for my heart I love it

[@trezalkapeliskova2121]

What I find amazing about Mother and Father relationship in TTO is, that we don't see many of other "long term" relationships in other shows (definitely not as the main ship). They've obviously been together for such a long time and even though there were some arguments, they still love each other. Plus the sole beauty of the line "The woman I love had fire in her eyes"

[@levi-du5kz]

if zazzy and jemilla arent here im suing update: i wasnt dissappintwd

[@lilyparker6611]

This pleases the duck

[@levi-du5kz]

L I L Y P A R K E R good.

[@featherlight858]

My top 10 would be (also I haven't watched Firebringer or Trail to Oregon yet): 1. Quirrell/Voldemort 2. Ja'far/Sherrezade 3. Bug/February 4. Paul/Emma 5. Tootsie/Megagirl 6. Curt/Owen (yes it's not technically Starkid but I really wanted to include them) 7. Lex/Ethan 8. Draco/Hermione 9. Ron/Hermione 10. Scarfy/Sorty

[@annabelcrescibene4257]

featherlight I can’t tell if I’m offended or thrilled that you watched spies are forever before tto and fb

[@featherlight858]

@@annabelcrescibene4257 Well, these two are kinda contradictive. But Firebringer is next on my list. With Trail To Oregon, I did hear it's amazing but also I heard there are fart jokes and I usually eat while watching so...

[@loc0coco]

I can’t believe I forgot about MY favorite Quirodemort. It is in fact the best

[@livi4991]

Let us all thank Firebringer for inventing lesbians

[@avast47]

10. you 9. can't 8. rank 7. them 6. they 5. are 4. all 3. equally 2. beautiful 1. Cletus and McDoon

[@cassian2963]

thank you for putting dean and seamus on here i freakin love them

[@marinarasauce5701]

grunt and emberly invented communication in relationships sorry i dont make the rules

[@justhere5895]

My top 5 (yeah i know no one cares, but i wanted to share) 1) Curt/Owen (YES I KNOW ITS TCB, but i could only think of 4 stakid ships i really, really love) 2) Paul/Emma 3) Father/Mother 4) Voldemort/Quirell 5) Bug/February

[@anikathu]

bless you for father / mother at 3rd.... i love them

[@sweetstxr]

Starkid couples are so iconic omg (also WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO HIT US W THAT ENDING... THE AMOUNT OF TEARS IVE SHED LMAO)

[@justhere5895]

FATHER/MOTHER APPRECIATON THANK YOU

[@abhiramiprabakar7067]

I spit my tea out at "Gary/Linda"

[@MandyJonas97]

Jaimie smooched a lot of people! Also you should do a top actor's chemistry on stage. Not in a romantic-irl way but just in a chemistry-on-stage way.

[@julesparodia7698]

Gary Goldstein is a gay icon if anything he’s with Gerald

[@georgiag1010]

I’m living for this Grunt and Emberley appreciation. They’re definitely my favourite couple to come out of a Starkid show because they’re the least problematic and the most mutually beneficial.

[@tyrakristiansen7188]

I must admit John and Xander are very high on my list even tho it was non existant in the show, they just have SO MUCH POTENTIAAALLL

[@yourlocaltheatrekid900]

Fingers crossed for JohnxXander in NPMD

[@tyrakristiansen7188]

@@yourlocaltheatrekid900 Oh yes definitely !!

[@erinmckenna605]

personally I'm here for JohnxHowie but at this point I'll take JohnxAnybody (he just...he deserves love)

[@renidere]

Erin McKenna he has a husband canonically!! Nick says it was cut out of black Friday coz of time

[@erinmckenna605]

@@renidere I actually knew that but IDK why I assumed his husband was dead? Anyway my point still stands I don't care who it is I just want him to be happy and in love lmao

[@JoeSmith-db4rq]

Firebringer being in the Top 5 TWICE?!? I am HERE for it yessss

[@quirrelmorts]

It’s one of my favourites!

[@JoeSmith-db4rq]

YESSSS SO UNDERRATED 😩

[@bogirostas7564]

Where is Becky and Tom? *WHERE IS SHERMAN+GARY??*

[@Quackervoltz]

Becky and Tom are so sweet and nice and sappy and I love them and they DESERVE MORE CONTENT FROM THE FANDOM

[@LosTrilocos]

If Voldemort was born in Farm Planet, his name would be Quirrell Quirrell

[@achillesnearsighted4561]

s obs,, Ethan and Lex deserved to be in at least the top 5,,, the way they looked at each other during CaliforM.I.A. was so tender and pure,,,,

[@austinrogers4132]

Joey’s face at 10:13 is my favorite thing

[@yourfellowqueenie5717]

IKR I LOVE HIM💗💓💞💖💓💗💞💞💓💗💖💖

[@whatisthisbusiness4681]

If this included TCB, I would be very dissapointed if Agent Curt Mega and Owen Carvour weren't in the top three. Anyway, great video as always.

[@quirrelmorts]

I do absolutely love their story but Owen was an awful person. They just deserved better

[@whatisthisbusiness4681]

@@quirrelmorts I totally see where you are coming from. Perhaps Mega found someone better in the future.

[@sophie-dd9ql]

owen and curt before the whole banana incident is my otp

[@tyrakristiansen7188]

@@quirrelmorts What do you mean? After the mission Curt threw his banana in the trash and they got away safely and got married and lived happily ever after!!!

[@abhiramiprabakar7067]

@@tyrakristiansen7188 ikr!! I have no idea what these people are talking about

[@genevabarriger7293]

Okay, I agree with all these but I FIND it disturbing that Cedric and Lily aren't on this list😂😂

[@rine6740]

11:42 THEY'RE SO CUTE DGSJEJRIRRHR H E L P

[@natalieschorr7813]

was someone gonna tell me that in the starkid cinematic universe seamus and dean are married or did i just have to find that out from this starkid video myself

[@maddydelaney8989]

omgthis is amazing i feel like i’m witnessing the birth of god

[@hollydavenport8310]

Gary Goldstein/Man in a hurry owns my entire heart and they haven't even had proper onstage interactions

[@percy445]

puppeteers' faces when they make their puppets kiss is my new mood

[@salalal7491]

It might just be my gayness speaking, but Jazzalil is _goals_

[@christinapatrick3039]

Tootsie x Mega girl is goals

[@yeahoksure7176]

I mean but Paul and Emma tho... How is that not number 2? (I have no protest against number 1 totally agree)

[@nightshayde9850]

The lack of Soldier #3 and Achmed has been noted.

[@rosemci2701]

Tootsie and Megagirl should be higher up!!! Their so cute! Their song is one of the best love songs!

[@scarlettstarkidtrashh1700]

I got to the number one spot on this list and said there’s only one ship great enough to conquer (excluding hidgens and Alexa), I was not disappointed

[@BoredSoprano]

Mother/Father in the top 3 - I’m very happy with this

[@molliesims4836]

Bro Tootsie and mega girl are the best ever!!!!!!♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@amandablack4741]

I was so pleasantly surprised to see Quirellemort at #1

[@LU-qr3kh]

I thought it was top 18 Starkid songs so when Bill/Fleur showed up I was like, "Hmmmmm, I don't remember that being a song in AVPSY." Then I noticed. Great video by the way!

[@comet8956]

some people don’t see zazzalil and jemilla, they think it’s too forced or happens to fast but do they not see all the sexual tension throughout the whole damn show i’m asexual and don’t understand those feelings and even i see it

[@frogii1513]

The best ship is and always has been Professor Hidgens and Steve. And Stu. And Mark. And Layton. And especially, *C H A D*

[@nora3067]

A polyamory icon, along with the entire cast of Firebringer

[@molecularalien]

Greg

[@belasundead]

The wagon mother and father deserves this 🥺🥺 I love them and tto

[@isabeldubarry2361]

ok i like it however i am disappointed that the bandit king and cletus jones did not make the list

[@kendall6446]

I love all of these but I have a few more:) McDoon and Cletus Ted and Bill (I like to think they are just a couple who argues a lot) Gary and Man in a hurry Hermione and Ron That’s all that I can think of but I’m sure there are more

[@banana-xj6yk]

attorney in a hurry is 👌

[@kendall6446]

QBananaQ 723 👌

[@hannahwilliams5681]

Sad you missed ron and hermione but lauren and zazalil are perfect so ur forgiven

[@triinutamm1669]

Megagirl and Tootsie deserve a higher place in my opinion.

[@bethanymanwaring7319]

I like this list but no one recognizes Joey and Sally!!! They have a whole musical written about their cute love story!!!

[@racheln2711]

ETHAN AND LEX DESERVED #1

[@quirrelmorts]

I’m sorry they’re great but nobody is above Quirrelmort for me

[@racheln2711]

Professor Hidgens *sigh* i guess....

[@cclee9479]

Who else's heart BROKE when infected Alice said Deb was a stoner???

[@justasidekick5337]

Wait, what about Ron and Hermione, Joey and Sally, and Tom and Becky?

[@quirrelmorts]

There’s a lot of Starkid relationships and I have favourites

[@waynefodor3762]

@@quirrelmorts yeah and not many starkid fans like tom and Becky bc tom just lost his wife a year ago and literally sang a song about being haunted by it and he clearly loved Jane and then he sees Becky and is just like Jane who? and Becky really should have respected the fact it had only been a year. Just my opinion

[@quirrelmorts]

Never said I didn’t like Tom and Becky, I have no issues with them honestly

[@hannahwilliams5681]

Romione deserves better (better than ginny x harry)

[@Quackervoltz]

Unpopular opinion: I'm not really the biggest fan of Ron/Hermione

[@octolingo1892]

I’m so happy you kept Gary’s full audits monologue lmao

[@grumpy_bear]

If Flopsy and the Old Snatch aren’t in this I will riot

[@abhiramiprabakar7067]

My Quirrelmort heart is not disappointed

[@imtryingmybest673]

I’m pleased with Tarkin and Emily’s placement

[@meganelizabeth4224]

WOAH WOAH WOAH why is the Linda/Gary ship so low. LAUREN SAID IT WAS CANNON!

[@oinkoinkpig40]

Umm... Where is Lily Potter and Cedric Diggory?

[@jdbd1102]

IKR? I FIND this very offensive..

[@stephlastname9101]

Right? I didn't FIND them on this list

[@a-wild-goose]

I FIND this kind of joke rather annoying. (/j)

[@millie8156]

*ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE ACHMED AND HIS TIGER???!!!*

[@spacecat_scribbles]

How dare this video be so full of cuteness. I love all of these.

[@suzannahe.h6596]

um excuse me where is Man in A Hurry/ Gary Goldstein?

[@scragcowski]

Apparently their ship name is attorney in a hurry

[@comet8956]

man i was gonna get mad (not really) if quirrell and voldemort wasn’t in this thank you for blessing us

[@quirrelmorts]

It would be impossible I love them so much

[@maykek.2823]

How did Joey and Sally not make it to this list

[@ahashi1924]

Draco and Dora were done dirty.

[@jaybird6396]

WHERE TF IS TED AND CHARLOTTE,,,

[@TepidJudas]

That is... not a healthy relationship. It’s an interesting one, but not something I ship. I wish Charlotte could just get a cat and be a strong, independent woman.

[@aoife-2561]

charted rights

[@justanotherdamnerd4434]

I need a redo of this with Steph and Pete because oml they're adorable

[@quirrelmorts]

i might be doing a hatchetfield ships version :)

[@Tutselutse0v0]

I love that Linda/Gary made the list and Tom/Becky didn't! :D

[@lc2341]

WAIT I'VE NEVER SEEN/HEARD A VERY POTTER CHRISTMAS AND I WAS EATING LUNCH AND WHEN THE NARRATOR SAID "and his husband, Dean Thomas" I CHOKED ON MY FOOD NOW I CAN'T BREATHE GAH

[@msola5]

quirrel and voldemort is the greatest love story of our time

[@XxAgeofLovexX]

I don't like jemilla and zassalil just cuz their relationship isn't developed at all 😂 but it makes sense cuz their cavemen and don't understand really love

[@nerdywolverine8640]

jamilla got married to an entire audience's worth of people offscreen, it's definitely not out of place lol