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@BaithNa3 жыл бұрын
Cole's arcana is literal plot armor 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rekc_bcq48163 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I have more interest in watching Thorgi rant about a movie than I do in actually watching the movie
@spdrwrtr3 жыл бұрын
He's 100% on the ball with the "original character"; he sucked
@hiddenscorpiusXI2 жыл бұрын
8:20 _Ninja Kunai_ were fashioned from gardening trowels as an improvised weapons in real world history. The tool his wife was using was made into a trowel first and then Hanzo tied a rope into it to have a weapon to defend himself.
@harveyquinn35353 жыл бұрын
The idea of Scorpion using modern gardening tools is hysterical.
@sarcasticgeek50973 жыл бұрын
sees thumbnail...."Oh the first contender for the Gauntlet of Garbage has arrived!"
@erichfiedler14813 жыл бұрын
Assuming he doesn't check out Tom & Jerry
@wolfmantheimpaler3 жыл бұрын
@@erichfiedler1481 or Music
@BaithNa3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: This train wreck of a movie was directed by a first time director and written by a first time writer and the guy who wrote Wonder Woman 84 WB didn't believe in this movie from the beginning
@DanBillBishop3 жыл бұрын
So much about the movie makes sense now. It felt amateur the entire time.
@naquingreen16033 жыл бұрын
@Lenox W What's Even WORSE is that same Screenwriter is writing the Resident Evil movie Reboot and the sequel to Netflix death note
@naquingreen16033 жыл бұрын
@@DanBillBishop The Screenwriter of this MESS of a Movie is writing the Resident Evil movie Reboot and a sequel/soft reboot of the Netflix death note (2017) movie that FANS HATED
@UNIWarriorThomas3 жыл бұрын
@@naquingreen1603 did that Netflix death note movie do that well to the point its getting a sequel no one wants
@naquingreen16033 жыл бұрын
@@UNIWarriorThomas No it did not do well AT ALL in fact Netflix canceled any plans for a sequel Trilogy when the film bombed on the platform However for some reason Netflix has dug it up and have now green-lighted a sequel with the same guy that wrote this horrible Mortal Kombat movie
@blackmanwithcomputer3 жыл бұрын
Right before Jax unlocked his "powers", I turned to my brother and said: "So we're running out of movie, you don't think they're stupid enough to have Jax's power being completing his arms? Nah, this movie is trash, but not that..." And then it happened and we busted out laughing for 10min.
@Viper505repiV13 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else get an ad as soon as he mentioned having a commercial break?
@UNIWarriorThomas3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@fightingmedialounge5193 жыл бұрын
It's implied shang tsung is going to revive his henchman.
@domoniquepreston68063 жыл бұрын
Yess I was waiting to hear you talk about this Thorgi
@christopherb5013 жыл бұрын
46:00 So...in other words...it's the Legend of Chun-Li's ending all over again...
@shinndig12933 жыл бұрын
People will say "at least it's better than the original" simply because it's rated R & has blood/gore except most of the blood and gore is CGI and looks fake as SHIT.
@robertangus6163 жыл бұрын
Marvel Studios going to make the best Mortal Kombat movie with their version of Ra's al Ghul as its main villain
@pathevermore36833 жыл бұрын
THE MANDARIN IS NOT RA'S AL GHUL!!!! _watches shang chi trailer_ oh, nevermind.
@ShawnWeeded5103 жыл бұрын
This is a hardcore reach fam. I saw the trailer and Mandarin and Ra's have very little in common.
@BaithNa3 жыл бұрын
@@ShawnWeeded510 They have a lot in common
@stevediament14483 жыл бұрын
@@BaithNa trust me when I say they don't. For one thing, totally different motivations. Mandarin is after world domination. Ra's al Ghul is a pretty much a radical environmentalist. Also, The Mandarin was created 7 years before Ra's.
@anthonymorales98693 жыл бұрын
8:20 Does Aaron realize that there are various iconic weapons in history that got their start as gardening tools? Not saying this qualifies, but still.
@Mr007no23 жыл бұрын
Especially for Ninjas, because if I remember correctly most of them started off as farmers so they worked their tools in a way where they were more commonly used as weapons
@BaithNa3 жыл бұрын
Kunai's were never gardening tools and Wushu is a Chinese Martial arts not Japanese That scene makes no sense from a weapons or martials arts perspective
@anthonymorales98693 жыл бұрын
@@BaithNa That's Mortal Kombat in a nutshell, bruv LOL. It's a miracle they even remembered Sub-Zero is Chinese.
@harveyquinn35353 жыл бұрын
The Kunai was a farming tool
@wolfmantheimpaler3 жыл бұрын
Scorpion's Revenge is still the best Mortal Kombat movie
@travisiswin3 жыл бұрын
Suspension of disbelief was at 1000% when I started watching MK. I got what I wanted. I'm fine with it.
@koby_mitchell3 жыл бұрын
Cole is Just Harry Grimory
@dlbentertainment3 жыл бұрын
As someone who tolerated the movie, this is the best review I've seen so far.
@BaithNa3 жыл бұрын
I'd still watch Annihilation before this even though I watched Annihilation twice last week and still couldn't figure out what was happening The struggle of understanding the plot of Annihilation is better than this bland movie
@SillyPom3 жыл бұрын
Professor, if I may say... throughout the course of your reaction, a minor epiphany was had on my part regarding my ranking of this remake. Looking at it objectively, completely disconnecting myself as a longtime fan, putting aside the knowledge and appreciation of and for the source material... yes, I could conceivably say that as a standalone movie this is a five out of ten. A very forgettable five... A five that is indicative of the dispassionate blandness and unfocused effort of what gets churned out from the industry these days for the masses! Good gods, "Mortal Kombat" 2021 is Middling Kontent of the modern era.
@yousefkaldany27793 жыл бұрын
I usually like your videos, Thorgi. But I will have to respectfully disagree on this one. I enjoyed the movie, personally. However, there are some things I would have done differently to make it the best MK movie it can be. I would have had either Liu Kang or Johnny Cage take Cole Young’s place as the protagonist of this movie. I also would have centered the movie around the characters in the original game, (Johnny, Liu Kang, Sonya Blade, Raiden, Kano, Scorpion, and Sub-Zero) with a few extra characters (Kitana, Mileena, Jade, Jax, Kabal, Reptile, Baraka, and Goro) with Shang Tsung still seemingly the main villain of the movie. I also would have shown the titular tournament as well with the MK theme shown at the end credits
@HewleyxAngel3 жыл бұрын
The only thing I’m going to point out is that many traditional weapons especially in Japanese martial arts are farming implements because that was what peasant farmers had access to in order to protect themselves.
@Mr007no23 жыл бұрын
I know you had a lot to say, so I won’t fault you for this. But you never said enough about Goro’s scene. I was looking forward to see what Goro would be like in this movie, but he’s only in the movie for a total of maybe five minutes of screen time, (in the last 25 minutes of the movie) and we’re meant to believe that an amateur MMA fighter was able to take down a nine time mortal Kombat champion with literal plot armor
@theboulder0273 жыл бұрын
I always know I'm in for a treat when I see the hair pulling thumbnail
@dreross74243 жыл бұрын
Facts I'm with you on the so many things happening but nothing happens 🤷💯
@travisiswin3 жыл бұрын
They can honestly use whoever the fuck they want as villains in the sequel. Motaro, Sindel, Shao Kahn, Smoke, Cyrax, Sektor, Noob Saibot, Baraka, Sheeva, etc. I'll watch just about anything if it's titled 'Mortal Kombat'.
@cosmicreader13123 жыл бұрын
As you said this would be a great time for a commercial break it actually cut to commercial break😂. You don’t usually see that work for KZbin sometimes
@cameo1783 жыл бұрын
The big bads may be back. Didn’t Shao Kahn mention how death was just another portal? He also took the bodies with him
@harveyquinn35353 жыл бұрын
That’s supposed to be Shang Tsung my guy
@Robin09283 жыл бұрын
This movie is too complicated and convoluted for newcomers of Mortal Kombat, yet also too stupid and simplistic for fans to appreciate
@roostergentry3 жыл бұрын
Thorgi you hit the nail on the head right off the bat, they're saying that if you're a MK fan then go see it, and I'm like fuck that, if your an MK fan, don't waste your money, we don't need a sequel the whole movie is horrible. This is when you exercise that almighty reboot button. An Holy cow, so we've known for a long time that the Critics side of Rotten tomatoes is the least honest, but now it appears as though the studio is cheating the audience score to be higher. I'm not trying to say your an idiot if you liked this movie, but if you liked this movie than you're an idiot...
@nicwinsteadart53303 жыл бұрын
My main gripe with this movie is that it really did it develop any of the villains and their back stories when Miliena is very intrigued all to the story of katana as they're both sisters or clones, Goro's death felt empty since his family to Shao Kahn and his death should have meant more especially to Shang Tsun, I get that death is merely but a revolving door as they can become revenants in future adaptations. The reasoning behind the dragonmarks going from person to person whether they are worthy or not also bugged me because a hobo can kill a guy who is worthy and all of a sudden they are "Earthrealms Champion's" it was a great movie but I really feel like it could have gone two hours or 2 hrs 5 min without feeling bloated or just padding out time. Kano, Kabal, Kung Lao, Liu Kang and Shang Tsun were probably my favorites in the movie I really felt like the other characters didn't really get much to do, however I didn't like that Liu Kang was relegated to exposition a very pivotal main character in the grand scheme of things 8.5/10
@thousandtopics55683 жыл бұрын
Just imagine how you describe the plot of this movie in a positive way. How the director/writer had to tell all this to the producers . . . That's how Sharknado's budget was approved, don't you think? Who do you think lost the screws ?
@damienlarson1393 жыл бұрын
Cole is the next Alice from the re movies
@PANYHK3 жыл бұрын
I liked this movie, but when I saw the thumbnail I knew I HAD too watch this video!!! 😂😂😂
@noahphillips76183 жыл бұрын
"Hey, I wonder what Aaron thought of Mortal Kombat, I can't wait to see his-" **sees thumbnail** "Oh..."
@rcdotson44333 жыл бұрын
FINALLY. A real channel. A REAL review of this..."movie" Nothing is redeemable about this ..."movie" even if you separated the lore..its still a horrible movie. Thank you Thorgi Especially for that "cos play" line..ive been saying that since the trailers
@idongesitusen57643 жыл бұрын
This isn't animated? Damnit! As a casual fan who likes the characters, but doesn't really get the lore I would think that using Johnny Cage as the POV protagonist would make more sense that creating an OC; Just update his backstory & make him a schmuck.
@Vash21233 жыл бұрын
The new Mortal Kombat was ok. Wasn't something I'd rush to rewatch again except a few moments. If I had to choose 95 version did the characters a little better. (Things I liked) Fighting was good. Scorpion & Sub-Zero were good. Tho how they made them as in this movie is a little odd. Had some good fatality moments Kano moments were good. Even tho he was short lived for dumb reasons. 😕 (Things I didn't like) Story drags to slowly after the first section of the movie until it gets to the end part I didn't like how it had the chosen markings to determine who can fight in the tournament. (Even tho they technically never had tournament officially). So the whole drama Sonia could fight with them was pointless. 😒 Being given power's from the marking is dumb as hell Cole was a pretty pointless character. (But he did have some moments) Jax robot arms being his powers I don't see why they needed to tease Johnny Cage. When he should've been involved for the first tournament. Even tho it's apparently done. Liu Kang is pretty boring & I hate they already killed off Kung Lao Those are my thoughts on the top of my head.
@owensreviews6253 жыл бұрын
Well, despite some very understandable points of criticism, I actually enjoyed the film. Sure, it’s not a masterpiece or anything like that, but I still had a good time watching it.
@jtdiep87743 жыл бұрын
Not a fan of this movie either, but as far as killing Mileena goes. I don't think it's as big of a deal since they could just have another clone of her for the next movie.
@BaithNa3 жыл бұрын
Its pretty bad. Not Annihilation bad but not as good as the original or Scorpions Revenge As an MK fan they changed so much and its only to justify the existence of Cole At best, its a loose adaptation of the superior 1995 film At worst, its a bad fan fiction with bad acting and a poorly written self insert character
@tiagodipa35623 жыл бұрын
When Are You Coming Back Aaron? Everything alright?
@XykonNoir2 жыл бұрын
Where did he vanish? Any info? He was like one of my fav youtubers...
@tiagodipa35622 жыл бұрын
He's in Thorgi's Arcade now, he said in Twitter he's no longer interested in comic book content, a shame, he gave some of my favourite opinions about it, hope that some day he gives this channel another chance
@XykonNoir2 жыл бұрын
@@tiagodipa3562 oh dayng. Same here. That's sad. Anyway, tysm for the update
@UNIWarriorThomas3 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest I was one of those fans who did the point to screen thing..now thinking about it more and more, especially watching this Review, I think I changed my feelings about this film after agreeing with the problems thorgi had XD
@mjefferson32233 жыл бұрын
I had high hopes for this. Sadly I was disappointed
@chazjohannsen3 жыл бұрын
You both need to watch Demon Slayer to help cope this movie.
@lpj22163 жыл бұрын
so now can we agree scorpion's revenge is the best MK movie and that deserves a sequel?
@sarahanley71423 жыл бұрын
Bruh, bruh bruh - you know the answer is - Big Trouble in Little China
@lpj22163 жыл бұрын
@@sarahanley7142 i thought that was streets of rage movie
@leonardfabian89423 жыл бұрын
At least that movie actually had Johnny Cage in it.
@Cdr20022 жыл бұрын
No, because it’s fucking garbage
@sarahanley71423 жыл бұрын
Was gonna ask, Friendship? But you did it so Babality?
@swamperttheone52223 жыл бұрын
Hey has he said anything about why he's not doing comic class and other videos lately?
@LucasChaser133 жыл бұрын
Idk if I’m happy or upset that I just liked the opening and final fight lol
@Lullacaust3 жыл бұрын
Watching it right now. Check back in in 2 hours lol.
@Lullacaust3 жыл бұрын
Well that was a thing.
@BaithNa3 жыл бұрын
@@Lullacaust 🤣🤣🤣
@penad83 жыл бұрын
um buddy, you are either misremembering things or you weren't properly paying attention. A lot of your gripes are just plain wrong. Examples: Subzero speaks both Chinese and Japanese, the girl is his daughter (scorpion tells Cole to protect his bloodline while looking at the kid), Kano started charging Lu Kang before Lu shot him with a fireball. There are many others, I suggest you give it a re-watch.
@heyarnold72563 жыл бұрын
Thorgi. You need to start reviewing anime/manga now. Movies haven't been good for a while and they're not gonna get better. I recommend reviewing One Piece. The Manga.
@robcotto70813 жыл бұрын
I never, ever get disappointed by a movie, this one somehow did My biggest conplaint is that from the beginning (present time) you feel like you missed something
@benjaminbishop32483 жыл бұрын
Thank you I thought I was crazy watching this movie. The original is better.
@IanLemes-cc7yg3 ай бұрын
Oh hey, Thorgi's old channel!
@johnathonhaney82913 жыл бұрын
So...this was the equivalent of Dragonball Evolution?
@theboulder0273 жыл бұрын
Just saw this today. I thought it was alright, but I hated Cole yung. He was so boring and pointless. Like you said any of the normal human characters couldve filled his role juat fine. Sonya wouldve been a perfect fit. I really hope they abandon that character if this gets a sequel.
@fredflux27383 жыл бұрын
I’m tired of the games and animation being superior to the movies, how is that possible?! I get the animation and fluidity, you can't make people look like game characters because not everyone looks like the Rock or Henry Cavil and can act but! My god these people they picked can’t even act. It looks like they got Kpop stars to pander to the Asian market, which is fine and I credit them for at least working out a enough to be in shape... the issue comes when you see Liu Kang, and he’s clearly shorter than everyone and looks like he hasn’t had a meal in a week. In a movie about fighting no one is going to believe little boy Liu is going to take out Goro. Not that this matters as the tournament wasn’t even a factor here?! I’m just really confused why Hollywood needs to jump the cart. The games have a rich history and the original movie is heading to 30 years old! You can take this title and do the original take and everyone will be fine with it! You don’t see people complain when Ironman or Captain America come out of their solo movies victorious... so why worry about telling a story where the ending is known by the audience? So what that everyone knows Liu Kang is going to win? Just execute the god dam story in a well crafted and interesting way! Give me quality performances and actors who look and fight the part! This is the hard part and the part that requires the effort!
@naquingreen16033 жыл бұрын
@Fred Flux It's shocking that this movie is getting 10 out of 10 9 out of 10 and 8 out of 10 reviews and praise from critics and fans (even the most hardcore MK fan says that this movie is great) what is wrong with people It honestly feels like we've returned to the days of the Paul WS Anderson resident evil and Michael Bay transformers movies
@naquingreen16033 жыл бұрын
@Fred Flux This movie was written and directed by a first-time screenwriter and a first-time director and it definitely shows even with the low-budget the film looks feels and sounds like crap What makes this film even WORSE is it was co-written by David Callahan the same person that wrote The Doom 2005 and Wonder Woman 1984 movies and to make matters worse the MK 2021 head screenwriter Greg Russo lied to every MK fans by telling them that this movie would be faithful to the games (even though it wasn't) and the fans were fooled
@naquingreen16033 жыл бұрын
@Fred Flux This Greg Russo guy is also been assigned to write the scripts for the Resident Evil movie reboot and the Netflix Death Note sequel It boggles my mind how a first-time screenwriter is being assigned to write These big movie adaptations of video games and manga
@BaithNa3 жыл бұрын
@@naquingreen1603 reviewers are giving it a good score because they need to keep theaters alive and they want to keep getting access from WB
@naquingreen16033 жыл бұрын
@@BaithNa I don't know what to say about that
@sasamichan3 жыл бұрын
well garden tools are historically also Ninja weapons'. Gotham killed off Joker before Bruce became Batman and there re lots of MK characters you can add. a lot in this one were obscure to me. hope a Capcom shred universe has Phoenix Write defending Mega Man any how want to her my fav video game movies or my fav picks for a K 2 cast I'll post more
@Artof8limbs20993 жыл бұрын
You know what....I gotta disagree with you fam. I had tons of fun with the new Mortal Kombat I appreciated the storyline differences (don't want to see the exact same story) and marked the fuck out at so many moments! Some of the minor quibbles I had was with pacing towards the end, and I could have used more Shang Tsung and Kabal, I hope it does well, because Im super down for more.
@sasamichan3 жыл бұрын
Every thing before Kano was too slow, too much back story every thing after Kano was fun and game accurate so I was ok with it. I like to say, its like some one made me sit threw all of Solo before Episode IV then ended Episode IV before they Attacked the Death Star. In the debate over ensemble action films vs Stand lone movies I would love to discuss JLA vs MK Vs Avengers do stand alone movies help ensemble casts? I say no.
@BaithNa3 жыл бұрын
There was nothing game accurate about this movie except for the names
@sasamichan3 жыл бұрын
@@BaithNa What movie did you see? this movie had lots of game accurate things. Fatality, Flawless victory, hat Buzzsaw, fire breath, bicycle kick , gorgo, upper cut, leg sweep, ice powers, get over here, move spamming, beating heart, reptile, Citizen Cage ,every one's powers even Sonya , fire dragon, robot arms, a pit over spikes, Scorpion was yellow, Subzero was blue, Kano had eye blasts and he had the right accent, Hat guy looked like hat guy, a Soul was stolen, mask guy looked good, it had a good number of game accurate things. the 1st movie had a better start, got to the action better but this was still a better movie then Super Mario Brothers or Street Fighter hard to place it vs other MK movies, not as good as Sonic, Dragon Quest or Pokemon. Better then Advent Children or Double Dragon its a solid 5 out of 10
@naquingreen16033 жыл бұрын
@@sasamichan Those things DON'T MATTER IF the Story is TERRIBLE and HORRIBLE Cole Young is The WORST Part about this movie his character was just unnecessary and maybe entire movie unwatchable (me and other fans were hoping that he would die throughout the entire movie but he didn't) the actor who played him was just awful where did they even find this guy and as for his connection to scorpion IT DOES NOT make his character interesting or compelling. The other characters were even worse Sonya and jax were forgettable Raiden was Terrible (he was just so boring and so was the actor that played him) Liu Kang was pretty weak he had absolutely no personality whatsoever and they played his character straight (I honestly prefer Robin shou from the 1995 film) Shang Tsung and the outworld fighters were all pretty forgettable and unmemorable The ONLY Good characters from this film were Kano Scorpion and Sub-Zero This film may get a sequel that will PROBABLY fix some of the problems with the first film or it will make the problems that many fans had with the first film even WORSE. I'm just not that optimistic or hopeful for the sequel
@naquingreen16033 жыл бұрын
@@sasamichan This movie was just badly written then again in was written by the same person that wrote Wonder Woman 1984
@naquingreen16033 жыл бұрын
@@sasamichan Another problem with this new Mortal Kombat movie is the actors (minus the ones that played Kano Sub-Zero and Scorpion) like none of these people look like they can act like for crying out loud was this the first movie they ever starred in, I haven't seen acting this bad since the Transformers movies
@Godzilla-tu2cd3 жыл бұрын
Cole super power is plot armor.😡😡😡
@kiefdemon19793 жыл бұрын
Kolt said it was his wife and daughter.
@BaithNa3 жыл бұрын
Cole* But who cares because he was a poorly written self insert character
@werst93 жыл бұрын
Me and thorgi are kindred spirits on this one but people look at me like I'm crazy.
@patoren3gou6533 жыл бұрын
If you're told me two years ago that they'd be making a mortal Kombat movie and a Sonic movie in the Sonic movie will be better
@Armphid3 жыл бұрын
This sounds extremely stupid and worse, doesn't have any charm. The old movie (the first one) was at least charming in it's goofy badness.
@AgentownshipRebelion3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I didn't expect it to be good. It's dumb but still fun. The original movie is still better.
@leonardfabian89423 жыл бұрын
Meh I'm indifferent to this movie, my expectations were low on this one, mainly cause I'm not that big mortal kombat games, i played some of them but I'm not really all that invested in the story, but even i know alot of the lore in MK is flat out not in the movie, i also wanted to see some of original characters or the more popular characters i would like to have maybe even just have Curtis striker in the movie. But all in all its just a very meh movie for me. Edit. P. S. Raiden is the worst single most usless character in this movie.
@samarthgour30263 жыл бұрын
Yo this guy sounds like the guy from thorgis arcade
@rajabuta3 жыл бұрын
It's..... Eeeeeeh PS: I guess it's either jobbers or fatal wounds mean nothing like in the latest games
@CodeNameBobby3 жыл бұрын
MOVIE WAS HORRIBLE. Best thing about this movie was it was "free"
@Cdr20022 жыл бұрын
I hate this movie so much. I might come back and write a whole essay about why if anyone wants a good laugh.
@patricklawson3 жыл бұрын
2021 gauntlet of garbage 🗑 maybe a contender not a winner
@BugsyFoga3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't go that far .
@battleaxe183 жыл бұрын
Monster Hunter vs Mortal Kombat...Fight!...Monster Hunter Win! MEDIOCRITY
@TevyaSmolka3 жыл бұрын
Yeah this movie was so disappointing and a complete trainwreck
@ShawnWeeded5103 жыл бұрын
This movie is barely decent. It isn't much better than the original MK movie. They should've done solo character films instead of this.
@xavvvorg46533 жыл бұрын
Monster hunter is better than this? Nope you're wrong you must like bad movies.
@DanBillBishop3 жыл бұрын
#PeachGang I'm just here to say that A Lot of stupid shit happens in Mortal Kombat, BUT ATLEAST SHIT HAPPENS IN MORTAL KOMBAT!! 😂 😂 😂