just sign up for the patreon and all will be gucci.
@mrrolandlawrence9 ай бұрын
what about a version for rust ++ ? im ordering carb free, gluten free quinoa coin now. soon as i get my ZIG dex working.
@miph_awesome9 ай бұрын
kai, what is "it" that you lent?
@keith37619 ай бұрын
I'm currently using koi coin, are they environmentally compatible?
@danielling58039 ай бұрын
I would like to buy quinoa coin, where is the whitepaper?
@Ryan-xq3kl9 ай бұрын
cant afford it? it costs 0.00001$ per coin, im a billionaire in quinoa.
@breezycodes9 ай бұрын
"Don't write this down, next week all of this is gonna change" - The realest part of this entire video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@monad_tcp9 ай бұрын
I hate web development, why can't user interfaces be standardized and boring and square boxes like Windows 95 ?
@NoX-5129 ай бұрын
@@monad_tcpWindows 7 UI was nice. It has gone down hill since then. I use Notepad++, btw.
@runtimejpp9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 when he looks down and starts erasing everything on the piece of paper
@shadon_official25109 ай бұрын
FACTS
@masterflitzer9 ай бұрын
@@monad_tcp well there is a standard right? html5 with web components, but we don't talk about it cause it sucks xD
@frenchopotamus9 ай бұрын
JavaScript 1995: Look, you can make the button change on mouseover! 2024: 😭
@jhonshephard9219 ай бұрын
full stack using only one language was the worst mistake. Now if they were using a simple Python, C# or Go backend, they just one framework. I prefer FastAPI, and then maybe one thing to make the UI look good, I prefer Bootstrap. No need for other bloat. Of course because I have to use Tensorflow my Python is the bloat.
@moonasha9 ай бұрын
@@jhonshephard921 doesn't the us government use c# for its backend?
@trevortiernan85109 ай бұрын
@@moonashano. It uses Python because it’s a big snake and it gives them the slowness they need.
@monad_tcp9 ай бұрын
2030: immediate UI made in C running on webassembly and canvas. We added content-type: app/canvas/webasm, HTML5 is dead
@monad_tcp9 ай бұрын
@RealRhythmandPoetry everything is bloat when it comes to the web. how come we can run the entire Crisis in a browser in 2024 and its user interface inside the game runs at 60 fps, yet, HTML/JS keeps being slow ass maybe using the "DOM" was a mistake ...
@calhil9 ай бұрын
2024 is the year of the serverlesslessness xD
@notafbihoneypot84879 ай бұрын
Don't forget the Serverless servers for your serverlessserverless
@lawrencemanning9 ай бұрын
“They say that every year, but this year they’re out of VC funding”. This stuff … 😂😂😂
@monad_tcp9 ай бұрын
when its going to be the year of webdeveloperlessness ?
@canmertinyo9 ай бұрын
XDDD
@KarlOlofsson9 ай бұрын
serverless is such a stupid name anyway. You still have a server, you just don't interact with it as a normal server. But it's not like it's client-only apps 🙄
@calvinmlynarczyk96749 ай бұрын
Good meeting everyone! Once the backend team gets their shit together, this architecture should be suitable for displaying the user's birthday on the settings page.
@vpaul43749 ай бұрын
as a backend dev, I blame the execs for not putting their shit together
@sebastiantomasalvarez9 ай бұрын
But.. is Galactus microservice working?
@synterlu9 ай бұрын
KRAZZAM YES
@jamesclark26639 ай бұрын
@@sebastiantomasalvarezNope. This is our blocking issue. So let's try again in two years?
@Unga_Bunga7 ай бұрын
Let's take this offline. I need all these words you guys said explained so I don't look too stupid at the upcoming manager meeting.
@jamesclark26639 ай бұрын
The most accurate part of this is that there is no discussion about code or actual development. It's all just configuration and management.
@MrShikaga7 ай бұрын
Development is the art of figuring out the balance between writing your own in-house code to do something that has been done a thousand times before and trying to configure someone else’s framework that was never meant to be used for your use case
@madson-web7 ай бұрын
@@MrShikaga the main issue I see is that newer devs doesn't learn/know how to actually program. They straight learn how to use a framework. Also it seems every framework is targeted to solve google or meta sized issues. Well, both of them strongly contributed to this current schenario.
@MrShikaga7 ай бұрын
@@madson-web dunno. I am only in my mid 30s, but even when I started back in 2010, there were plenty of junior devs who would apply who only knew how to use jquery, so I am not sure if it is a “new dev” problem or a “junior dev” problem.
@Sonnell5 ай бұрын
@@MrShikaga Depends on how you define new. I wrote my first lines of code in the 80's. And I get a ministroke every time I see a framework. There are no words which could express my disdain for what is happening nowadays.
@marcosalazar46824 ай бұрын
@@madson-web I mean, everyone uses a framework. The framework is just whatever abstraction layer you're working on. Your argument on its face sounds reasonable but I think it's like saying everyone is learning C++ instead of Assembly.
@theroyalblackfridge9 ай бұрын
"we push on save" --- dead!
@ChiefBridgeFuser9 ай бұрын
The younger generation's "clean compile, ship it" 😂
@daddy78609 ай бұрын
OH I thought he said "unsafe", well... same thing really
@ChiefBridgeFuser9 ай бұрын
@@daddy7860 😂🤣😅😂😆 i heard unsafe the first time too.
@Williamthebrand9 ай бұрын
I completely lost it at that point.
@MrBaranygabor9 ай бұрын
What does that mean?
@smort1239 ай бұрын
"We push on save." Ci as God intended.
@eldonad9 ай бұрын
I hope they have unlimited computing credits for their CI stack, because I have hard-wired my brain to use ctrl+S as a punctuation sign !
@bnjkf9u39 ай бұрын
Cowboy coding still strong, just shoot into live (get asked questions later)
@eldonad9 ай бұрын
@@bnjkf9u3 The purest form of CI
9 ай бұрын
The good old days when we connected to server on SFTP, edited on the fly and saved the file directly on the FTP server
@csolisr9 ай бұрын
Push on Save™: Because who needs Git when we have Syncthing versioning?
@timetraveler00029 ай бұрын
at first i thought was this an actual interview but then i saw the channel name & realized it was an actual interview
@john_paul_r9 ай бұрын
"but this year, they're out of VC funding" -- my drink damn near met my monitor lmfao
@magne60499 ай бұрын
timestamp?
@john_paul_r9 ай бұрын
@@magne6049 bit starts at 5:48
@younesskafia41899 ай бұрын
What's the joke? I understand the words but not put in that order
@john_paul_r9 ай бұрын
@@younesskafia4189 There's a bit of history behind this one. (warning, bit of a text wall lol) Fundamentally, there are 2 primary ways you can run an app: - On-Premesis (you literally own computers that run your code) - Cloud/Serverless (someone else (AWS, GCP, etc) owns the computers, they run your code for you) Originally, everything was On-Prem (cloud providers didn't exist). In this joke: > 2024 is the year of the Server-less-lessness they're saying Server-less-lessness instead of On-Prem, probably because they need to sound NewAndFancy(tm). But really, it's just what we did in the Before Times :P > They say that 10 years ago. They say that every year, but this year, they're out of VC funding. There are lots of reasons to choose one over the other (Serverless or On-Prem), but for the purposes of this joke, the important one is: When you want to be able to start small and scale up fast (e.g. if you start your app from nothing and your app goes viral), you want Serverless, because you can rent new Cloud compute near-instantly, in response to traffic. With On-Prem, if you get a big spike in users, you need to physically acquire more machines (or need to own more than you'd normally need, Just-In-Case(tm)). This means your "viral moment" could turn from your breakout moment to a service outage if you're not careful. Venture Capital (VC) Startups very much want Serverless, because they're banking on building new things very quickly, and want to be able to respond to sharp increases in users. When VC money starts running dry, people start looking for cheaper ways to do things, to reduce costs, rather than relatively more "recklessly" chasing gigantic user growth. _In general_, for a stable product, you can get operational costs lower with on-prem (or so I've heard).
@JakEneAS9 ай бұрын
@@younesskafia4189 serverless is very attractive and affordable for early stage products, but it scales up very expensively. I don't do web backend anymore though, so maybe it's not the same these days.
@Mxnnyking9 ай бұрын
Supabase Aws Typescript Apollo Nextjs ah my favourite - the SATAN stack
@brkr789 ай бұрын
This made me laugh out harder than it probably should have...
@swanandkriyaban8779 ай бұрын
The DEVIL is in the details
@TheMillyBays9 ай бұрын
Snagged the 666th upvote on this, there's my dopamine for the day.
@vicca46719 ай бұрын
The finished pentagram just below it is priceless. Like deploying infinitely on Hono for 0 dollars!
@rosyidharyadi78719 ай бұрын
lol, i just realized that
@kalaiselvanra9 ай бұрын
"still slower than the speed of light" 😂
@mountain33019 ай бұрын
but they're working on it
@notsojharedtroll237 ай бұрын
@@mountain3301 true commitment to the craft IMO
@ggnorton79 ай бұрын
I hate the fact that not only I've understood most of it, but that we've had good part of these conversations already. Oh well, GTG rewrite everything in Rust I guess.
@monad_tcp9 ай бұрын
Well, if you do rewrite it in Rust using webassembly and Canvas, and use immediate mode rendering, not only you get 60 fps, you also get away from the insanity of all that thing, also, no javascript, which is a win. And you also get 60 fps, there no reason modern user interfaces for a simple App that could be an Excel sheet can't run at 60 fps. The customer just wanted an Excel sheet, but as an app, all of that webdev crap is useless. Why programmers can't program anymore...
@Henrik0x7F9 ай бұрын
@@monad_tcp immediate mode? Rip battery life
@anonymousalexander60059 ай бұрын
@@monad_tcpaccessibility 😂
@rivershen81999 ай бұрын
I was literally sure that he was making shit up halfway through the video HOW IS ALL OF THIS REAL? I'd rather implement Undertale in Assembly than spend a single minute writing Javascript, I hate webdev so much
@omkargarde58679 ай бұрын
@@monad_tcp but do you get free hosting on cloudflare?
@insu_na9 ай бұрын
OK, but does Omegastar now finally support ISO timestamps?
@JohnVance9 ай бұрын
No but Bingo 5.2 was recently released and now supports ISO-8601 formatted name-o's.
@wisesquirrel49869 ай бұрын
I love how I was thinking in the middle of the video "Wait, wasn't the KZbinr someone else last time?". I like this style of video.
@serchtul9 ай бұрын
Probably another team, Omegastar is written in Java
@o1-preview9 ай бұрын
i fucking coded iso timestamps till the end of time and lost my job, wtf!
@hughmungusbungusfungus46189 ай бұрын
That is the superior crossover
@yxyk-fr9 ай бұрын
The real joke is that it is not a joke.
@ped7g9 ай бұрын
this channel turned silently into documentary one... (I did notice first time when the web user experience was documented, but I have suspicion the process started way earlier)
@yxyk-fr9 ай бұрын
@@ped7g not even a mockumentary, yes... and yes the process was always unfolding under our mocking eyes.
@segueoyuri9 ай бұрын
the real joke is javascript
@yxyk-fr9 ай бұрын
@@segueoyuri yet javascript works... well, it works enough most of the time, when properly coerced 😛
@segueoyuri9 ай бұрын
@@yxyk-fr that's it lol it does work, but there's a lot of gotchas and gimmicks and libraries and...
@monad_tcp9 ай бұрын
The customer just needed an Excel table...
@hippocleides71059 ай бұрын
Google sheets as a database-God tier
@82NeXus9 ай бұрын
Libre Office!
@balyboo58569 ай бұрын
The customer just wanted a swing for his grand daughter.
@elcapitan61269 ай бұрын
"just"
@LLEMM9 ай бұрын
@@hippocleides7105 I use power point.
@TheTmLev9 ай бұрын
Am I forever damned for understanding all he said and demonstrated... The chaos is real
@Puschit19 ай бұрын
So, nothing of this was made up? I thought things like "quikiMarket" were just pop culture references
@asimplenameichose1519 ай бұрын
@@Puschit1 Yes, there are bits of nonsense they also insert, like jjquery
@Puschit19 ай бұрын
@@asimplenameichose151 Clever :)
@ar1i_k9 ай бұрын
@@Puschit1to be fair, qwikimarket sounds more logical than actual name for qwik’s meta-framework “qwik city” And the point author is making (about oversaturated “popular framework” landscape) remains the same
@zeustechdev9 ай бұрын
@@Puschit1 like 99% of it, and it's crazy how much it changes. The names on the board for example 2 years before woudn't even make sense or woudn't exist
@GordonKindlmann9 ай бұрын
I would pay money for merchandise featuring an image of the whiteboard by the end of this. Wisdom encapsulated.
@alphamikeomega57289 ай бұрын
...as long as it arrives before it becomes obsolete (next week)
@MatthewSwabey9 ай бұрын
@@alphamikeomega5728 How about a white t-shirt and washable marker pack instead? ... actually that is better documentation than some of those frameworks
@kailentit9 ай бұрын
just found some on redbubble idk
@Fanaz109 ай бұрын
the star is the wrong side up
@yxyk-fr9 ай бұрын
@@Fanaz10 maybe, maybe not.
@Supabase9 ай бұрын
proud member of the t4 stack
@azsoftware9 ай бұрын
lmao
@megamind4529 ай бұрын
Please can someone guide me how to setup t4 with app router
@za_wavbit9 ай бұрын
@@megamind452 Are you asking how to do that today, or how to do it by the end of the sprint? The libraries you'll want to use will be different by the end of the week, so choose wisely
@jsonkody9 ай бұрын
Don't know if you noticed but you are S in SATAN stack here :D
@miroslavmilosavljevic3779 ай бұрын
you use t4 instead of t4? whats wrong with you?
@karimbenhassen22279 ай бұрын
as a backend developer , dealing with legacy java code every day , now i feel like my life is more easy
@andersonentwistle9 ай бұрын
Depends if it's legacy code or bad code :) but yeah... stable meant something else back then, now it feels as if a mob of hipsters has buried that idea alive and stable means '1 year of support'
@za_wavbit9 ай бұрын
IRL, working in JS isn't like this, you just learn to ignore all the hype cycles. It's really only juniors and Twitter tech influencers who actually care about frameworks that came out a month ago. For example, I just built out a new template for full-stack microservices, and everything in there has been around for at least 10 years (except the frontend compiler, which is about 4 years old).
@OHTraveler9 ай бұрын
@@za_wavbitgotta agree with ignoring the hype cycles, not just of JS, but pretty much everything.
@lilcotorro9 ай бұрын
As a recent grad that's been bait-and-switched into doing business intelligence/data stuff instead of front-end dev. I feel like I've somehow missed a bullet in that regard.
@WistrelChianti9 ай бұрын
I like how the JS devs are turning into unix sysops over beard time
@monad_tcp9 ай бұрын
well, they introduced so much crap into their browsers that they had second system syndrome and the Webbrowser just became a shitty operating system with a shit programming language used to create shitty software.
@theodorealenas31719 ай бұрын
@@monad_tcpHoly C looks better for interactive console commands than JS
@thesqueedler9 ай бұрын
this comment doesn't have nearly the upvotes it deserves
@damicapra949 ай бұрын
@@monad_tcp this would be a banger tweet ngl
@lashlarue79249 ай бұрын
😂😂
@remsee16089 ай бұрын
This is exactly like that Krazam video except everything is technically accurate
@magne60499 ай бұрын
except qwikiMarket which should be QwikCity :-/
@magne60499 ай бұрын
4:07
@nbarbettini9 ай бұрын
OmegaStar is beyond all technicalities
@FathDaniel9 ай бұрын
What do you mean Krazam isn't just accurate it's exactly how it went on one of my jobs.
@magne60499 ай бұрын
@@FathDaniel he means that krazam made up words of services/tools, but these tools are real.
@ofirgeller229 ай бұрын
"It works with anything! (if you write an adapter)" lolz
@w44399 ай бұрын
"I appreciate the input; anyone else?"- scrum master
@DR_1_19 ай бұрын
I think Boeing may have been using scrum and agile too much...
@freehatespeech68049 ай бұрын
Lmaooooooo
@Sound_.-Safari9 ай бұрын
Please do one of a SR js dev that. 1. writes almost everything from scratch. 2. Uses JS in every backend. 3. Has PTSD about major version changes for react/angular.
@jerrygreenest9 ай бұрын
Major? I have ptsd about minor changes of ANY package, so I lock my versions entirely, without «^»
@andersonentwistle9 ай бұрын
Bro I thought Vue was bad since every 3rd party package had to do a from-scratch rewrite after v3. It took years just for them to catch back up, years of wasted time that could have been spent on innovation. I am simultaneously relieved and horrified to hear it's not just Vue... And yes I have PTSD from that "upgrade year".
@za_wavbit9 ай бұрын
I have zero PTSD from major React upgrades because I can just read whatever's in react-codemod and adapt that. Angular though, it's easier just to rewrite every few years than try to upgrade
@Kerngebruiker9 ай бұрын
@@jerrygreenest nvm use && pnpm install -shamefully-hoist. 247 critical vulnerabilities found. “Seems reasonable. Surely someone will fix that once lifecycle management gets sorted” - posted by: Senior Frontend Dev, 4 years ago
@AlexRodriguez-gb9ez8 ай бұрын
@@za_wavbit Why not just use ClojureScript, s-expressions make it easier to make a custom compiler with quasi-quoting to convert code from one version to the next
@lewesc9 ай бұрын
"you know, years ago, wee would just set up a PHP and SQL in a LAMP stack on a $5 server with jjquery and our 5 users would be happy" Those were the days 😢 I both understand but also don't understand how we've made this so much more complex.
@q01q9 ай бұрын
i have rather unsettling memories of having trouble even with the LAMP stack, and reverting to some Apache + XML to run everything i needed for my page
@jorgamund079 ай бұрын
You can still do that as long as you don't tell the architects. All you have to do is add a load balancer if you get too many users.
@Kalasklister13379 ай бұрын
Well, turns out you can do pretty much that on steroids and be pretty happy. Just use latest PHP (which is getting pretty close to something like Python) and couple it with HTMX and you can get really far with mostly just old-school back-end ;)
@samueldw629 ай бұрын
@@Kalasklister1337I am actually doing this at my job, feels great and yet too suspiciously simple. Wouldn't choose anything else again!
@maciejlegowicz58349 ай бұрын
@@Kalasklister1337 yep - my next contract will be building something from scratch and it looks like I'll just stay with PHP on the back end and HTMX ... number of fcks given from the investor / customers perspective will be around 0
@AK-vx4dy9 ай бұрын
I'm stunned by amout on work you done in this (and not gone crazy themselfs) :D
@t3dotgg9 ай бұрын
Thanks for letting me sponsor this video!
@ahmadaccino9 ай бұрын
#consipracy everything is a damn ad nowadays smh! I'm suing
@EpicNicks9 ай бұрын
t5 stack when
@SandraWantsCoke9 ай бұрын
@@EpicNicks Probably in a few hours, I recommend you wait for t6, it should come out before weekend. And if you're really really patient, then you can try out t7 beta on Sunday.
@ascourter9 ай бұрын
I knew it!
@PhilipAlexanderHassialis9 ай бұрын
either you really sponsored it which is a 5head move or you didn't sponsor it but came here to throw this mini hand grenade which is a 5head move. Well played mr. Brrowne, well played.
@JohnVance9 ай бұрын
"we have an entire abandoned office building" SOMEONE I WORK WITH actually included this argument for on-preming something recently and I got so angry I saw new colors
@frank136219 ай бұрын
Sadly knew too much of this. I went to tamagui out of curiosity and their "how to build a button" page is a 15 minute read. Can we stop this already?
@andersonentwistle9 ай бұрын
At that point Im legit using full vanilla everything and producing a better one
@schtormm9 ай бұрын
ehh, just use and get on with it lel
@Jadinandrews9 ай бұрын
@@andersonentwistle yeah I do the same. Vanilla is tiny too.
@TravisHi_YT9 ай бұрын
I gave up with TWCSS, it's beyond a joke.
@ChillerDragon9 ай бұрын
@@andersonentwistle when you are done with your vanilla rewrite make sure to release it as a competing library
@sumitpurohit88499 ай бұрын
Yay! Finally got SATAN Stack in 2024.
@SharunKumar9 ай бұрын
Gilfoyle approves
@iswm9 ай бұрын
looks more like miniature headwear stack to me... oh wait... same thing.
@LHCB69 ай бұрын
"Don't write this down, all of this is gonna change." 😂🤣😂⚰
@timmeeyh65233 ай бұрын
its the best lol
@dadcodes9 ай бұрын
"2024 is the year of serverlesslessness" let's go htmx!
@superscatboy9 ай бұрын
Every year is: - the year of serverless - the year C++ dies - the year VR will take over the gaming market - the year England will win the world cup - the year you'll finally give up that thing you're addicted to
@AlexRodriguez-gb9ez8 ай бұрын
The only three things you need for VR are 1.) a mini-elliptical connected to your computer so you can move, 2.) Haptic/touch feedback controller 3.) VR with fovea rendering
@superscatboy8 ай бұрын
@@AlexRodriguez-gb9ez All England need to do to win the world cup is to score higher than the other teams.
@thomascuvillier72507 ай бұрын
You are forgeting one: - the year crypto will find actual use cases xD
@jimh4727 ай бұрын
Bruh, that last one actually has a possibility of happening
@nielsunnerup70997 ай бұрын
@@jimh472 And this year is the year!
@Joker225939 ай бұрын
The pentagram was a nice touch
@nazaG_899 ай бұрын
as a non developer JS looks like a bunch of people coming up with planning solutions in various ways and then all ending up concluding that crossing the street on foot is easier than anything they could come up with 🤣🤣
@vpaul43749 ай бұрын
IT universe summarized
@masterkraft47469 ай бұрын
the Javascript world is just insanity
@segueoyuri9 ай бұрын
oh no. JS is just a bunch a people coming up with the idea that the best way to cross a street would be waving your arms as if they were wings. And then seeing that's not possible, but coming up with a gazillions ways to make it look like you are. If you'd suggest to cross the street on foot, the answer would be "silence!" just like in the video lol in the end they conclude to walk 15km around town and to get to the other side without ever needing to cross this street here (that would take just
@vpaul43749 ай бұрын
@segueoyuri I mean, as long as the company is properly paying the devs, we will even make a whole new city in this side of the street so we don't have to cross it.
@segueoyuri9 ай бұрын
@@vpaul4374 I'm not talking about project tasks, I'm talking about the overcomplication of simple tasks or needs for the sake of overcomplication (in case reading is hard) Sometimes your client just need to cross the street, on foot. Don't bill him the construction of a whole freaking city :) usually if your code is not boring, it's wrong
@CottidaeSEA9 ай бұрын
Now give us the one about Kubernetes... bonus points if you have an actual orchestra while talking about orchestration.
@panstromek9 ай бұрын
the desperate face on "... if you know how to write an adapter" is too real
@paulgaddis43299 ай бұрын
This was a tech refresh planning video. JS/TS has reinvented how to safely roll a tricycle down a bowling alley with bumper rails over and over again.
@mal7989 ай бұрын
It's the desire to understand something esoteric. Once it becomes mainstream it's time to remake it.
@segueoyuri9 ай бұрын
@@mal798 In this industry there's definitely the ego need to write the most convoluted code possible just to look at it and feel smart hahahaha If one day I get to boss I'll fire every single person that writes that sort of bs
@mahdiaghaei81549 ай бұрын
"What is V8?" "Exactly!" 🤣🤣🤣
@ceigey-au9 ай бұрын
Ok this video is spot on. Literal senior JS developer bootcamp. The opening statement is pretty much on the money, and it's funny to see a lot of similar arguments to the ones I've had to make (also hono is great, and TIL tamagui exists, looks like a React native equivalent to Nuxt UI, cool beans) Everything's simple as long as you follow the N^N-step library selection flowchart and try and imagine business requirements from 3 years in the future. Very agile! Very prototype friendly! So scalable! /s (I still love the ecosystem and you can get cool stuff done fast but if anyone tells you that JS is faster for prototypes than "compiled languages", nah man it's all the same as soon as you hit a smidgeon of complexity, trust me just read the docs for spring boot and Kotlin or ASP and C# and you'll soon be just as happy... although TBH I miss the relative simplicity of package.json + vite)
@pyajudeme92459 ай бұрын
Genius! I have watched every video on your channel at least 20 times.
@utubekade9 ай бұрын
remember the old days when only the most proven/mature technologies would be employed in production! Yeah now it like, oh look it shiny!
@BusinessWolf19 ай бұрын
Well yea in those days the only companies doing anything in software were absolute giants and nobodies. Now there's a middle ground, and there are lots of competitive edges to be gained in the weeds of this stuff.
@rwrunning18139 ай бұрын
@@BusinessWolf1excuses
@burnere6339 ай бұрын
Initial reaction: severe Krazam microservices vibes.
@XDarkGreyX9 ай бұрын
Obviously. Camera, acting, music, etc.
@UIEngineering9 ай бұрын
"We push on save." This is the WAY! 🙇
@za_wavbit9 ай бұрын
That's so old-school, we push on screen refresh. If you're not deploying thousands of times per minute are you even doing cloudgitops?
@dirtywhitellama9 ай бұрын
I'm mildly terrified by how much of this I actually understood.
@GPT-4_Beta9 ай бұрын
This is both, the worst nightmare I ever had AND the best dream of my life. Depending on whether I was the teacher or the student in my dream.
@ChiefBridgeFuser9 ай бұрын
More than 30 years ago I was tempted to move towards info sys / business system software development. So glad I stayed in the hard, underpaid world of real time embedded. So much less tool chain chaos and nonsense.
@vladimirarnost80209 ай бұрын
Same but enjoying peaceful well-paid life as a low-latency/high-throughput multi-threaded Linux C++ developer in financial services. I just write the code, test it, deploy it and run it. What a bliss when everything simply works. 😊
@xybersurfer9 ай бұрын
it really depends on the job. any business worth their salt wouldn't keep changing out the tools. embedded on the other seems a bit monotonous
@EmptyZoo3937 ай бұрын
@@xybersurfer Embedded often requires you to get nice and cozy with and oscilloscope. Particularly if you're dealing with lots of off-chip communication, you have to be able to check the transactions in real time. Some days are really monotonous, some days something blows up.
@wisdomelue9 ай бұрын
“renamed to nativewind once it started working” 😭😭
@suvalaki9 ай бұрын
“We might as well rewrite straight to rust. Good idea”… “I didn’t say anything” Accurate
@SimonLaudati9 ай бұрын
“Don’t write this down, next week all is gonna change” so true 😂
@ryanisthewind9 ай бұрын
-but couldn't drizzle just... -Silence 🤣🤣
@runvnc2086 ай бұрын
ohh.. drizzle is real also?
@richardc020Ай бұрын
"but the documentation hasn't been started yet" is so real, I felt it in my soul.
@z4zuse9 ай бұрын
I am glad it has subtitles, to ensure that I have no clue
@TheLPain2 ай бұрын
I had this exact meeting verbatum last week.
@nullbeyondo9 ай бұрын
"Which works with any ORM or database!" "...If you know how to write the adapter." LMFAO
@Lazllb9 ай бұрын
hilarious how accurate this actually is 😂
@plaintext72889 ай бұрын
2024 is the year of server-ful linux desktop🎉
@alxreiuuser57179 ай бұрын
Make it make it happen.
@kgsphinx9 ай бұрын
I feel so sorry for JS devs… but then again they love it.
@kakwa9 ай бұрын
To some degrees, they are even responsible for it.
@peterdieleman3039 ай бұрын
Javascript.
@eugenej.55849 ай бұрын
@@kakwa @kakwa THEY HAVE MAID THEIR GRAVE AND NOW HAVE TO LAY IN IT 💀
@za_wavbit9 ай бұрын
Most just ignore it tbh. Like in any speciality, the newest stuff is basically just the domain of Twitter influencers.
@oskar15049 ай бұрын
@@za_wavbit Fact.
@TommyAMV9 ай бұрын
Holy crap, I didn’t expect that at all. That’s my mind 6 months ago when I started my project in T4. This feels personal dude
@codeintherough9 ай бұрын
Gone are the days where web dev was the most accessible kind of programming
@JamesMoyle_3p9 ай бұрын
That is so good. Theo mentioned !!!
@The_Living_Room_Tapes9 ай бұрын
only about 1 out of 50 people will get this, great stuff man!! You are a one man sub-genre! more about c++
@Puschit19 ай бұрын
That's what's so great about his skits - I only understand about 10% of it but it's hilarious anyway, especially knowing that all of this is not as gibberish as it sounds. The parts I DO understand are always spot on, so I assume everything else is, too.
@vladimirarnost80209 ай бұрын
I'm a seasoned C++ developer and even advanced template metaprogramming sounds like a walk in the park compared to the utter dependency hell of JS web development. I admit I understood practically nothing in the video, probably because I became a programmer in 1987 when computers were very simple.
@LukeHarby9 ай бұрын
Also "The documentation hasn't been started yet".
@moonasha9 ай бұрын
as someone who just sticks to c#, sometimes I think about learning some JS/web stuff, then that one clip from Monty Python and the Holy Grail plays in my head, about Camelot. "On Second thought let's not learn Javascript, it is a silly language..."
@za_wavbit9 ай бұрын
It's a fine language, now that we have TC39 to save it from the browser vendors. It's just the ecosystem that's a little silly sometimes.
@Paretozen9 ай бұрын
language is just typescript, which is basically the same as c#, unless you wanna do some real fancy stuffs. but that's more for the realm of framework developers. I love typescript just as much as I love C#.
@hakooplayplay32129 ай бұрын
Worked as js dev 5years and now I'm happy golang dev 😊 happy that escape 😂
@tecsmith_info9 ай бұрын
Just found your channel, very funny, subscribed!
@GoKotlinJava9 ай бұрын
can't find free cloudflare runtime edge worker < 1mb? Free plan has a limit right. 100k worker seconds?
@ZehMatt4 ай бұрын
I keep coming back to this over and over again, its too good.
@nyandyn9 ай бұрын
Discord ping at 0:33. Priceless.
@fulconandroadcone94889 ай бұрын
So I used this video to get an idea how to build something and now I'm stuck with a pile of bricks that is covered in sand and on top of that I have about 5 trucks worth o cement and it is just starting to rain. I'm still not sure if I'm building a card board house or a bunker, who has the link to right stack overflow question so I can figure out why there is no light coming through the windows at mid night and why my utility connection seems to spark and start a fire every couple of hours. Also my water main seems to making a lake near by and is starting to cost a lot of money.
@ETXAlienRobot2019 ай бұрын
it's SLIGHTLY less unpleasant if you just avoid the large frameworks and package managers. depending how well you handle the raw APIs. [they SUCK, this is why the frameworks exist]
@MidnightBlueMetallic8 ай бұрын
'We push on save' needs to be a decal/sticker/tshirt.
@rawpointer9 ай бұрын
C++ seniors are the bearded ones. JS seniors use mustaches. Nothing escapes me.
@rrmackay9 ай бұрын
Sitting here watching this while building a React component in JS
@za_wavbit9 ай бұрын
React is obsolete, now you have to rewrite in Svelte. Oh wait that's obsolete now, time for another rewrite in Hyperscript. Oh wait...
@rrmackay9 ай бұрын
@@za_wavbit I felt so betrayed when JavaScript became a server side language, it was always super crappy on the front end. Then Novonox paid me to port the Netscape JavaScript server engine and I was more than happy to be paid to be the one porting javascript to the backend. In the end all the righteous claims about languages and purity fade into noise when someone is paying you to do it.
@spkim09212 күн бұрын
We started with react and node express with postgres and drizzle ORM using npm and jwt. But then we migrated from react-router-dom to tanstack-router and tanstack-query coupled with Hono and zod using Bun while replacing jwt with Kinde. I don't know what any of this really means, but I think I'm a senior developer. JavaScript. Oh, we use typescript btw. And also WSL Ubuntu because those of us using Windows wouldn't cut it.
@mh15939 ай бұрын
does this work on blackberry?
@megamind4529 ай бұрын
You forgot t3-turbo, the t4 is still on pages router and i think is an abandoned project probably.
@AnindoSarker9 ай бұрын
I have no idea how, but literally I'm stuck with exactly everything shown in this video. And fuck next auth client but I can't so gotta use it anyways 😢
@giorgos-45159 ай бұрын
type safe styling is something years before we could not even imagine.
@adreto29789 ай бұрын
we are approaching front end singularity
@rajington9 ай бұрын
Bold of you to assume this video will still be relevant for all of 2024
@BlackbeardKNAC7 ай бұрын
I decided rather arbitrarily more than a decade ago that I was going to be a front end developer and so I learned JavaScript, and I mean I really learned it. Then I started writing services in Python and C#. I quickly learned that actual software engineering on the server is like reading a novel where coding on the front end with JavaScript is like reading the funny pages in the Saturday paper.
@kalaiselvanra9 ай бұрын
He chose death when he asked about Kubernetes 😂
@Dimich19939 ай бұрын
Does anybody know what is OOP and inheritance? It seems very important.
@amandahugankiss41109 ай бұрын
even missing most of the jokes this shit is still funny.
@GamingGeek90009 ай бұрын
Oh I am actually a senior dev. Thanks for showing XD. Also so much of it is true that it's upsetting
@yxyk-fr9 ай бұрын
that's the point, I think. First, laugh. Then whine and despair.
@GamingGeek90009 ай бұрын
@@yxyk-fr Well that happened I am currently questioning my life choices
@volchonokilliR9 ай бұрын
@@yxyk-fr ... or continue laughing if you're not a Senior JS developer
@hakooplayplay32129 ай бұрын
@@volchonokilliRI'm laughing hard especially, because I was js dev 5 years, but now half year working with simple yet powerful golang. So I laughed happily 🤣
@yxyk-fr9 ай бұрын
@@volchonokilliR the problem of laughing is that it's only copium to dull our hurt feelings, and the copium's effect wears of quickly, revealing the dark and nauseating reality. Yes web dev is f***** up 😛 OK back to my C-POSIX-sockets monothreaded HTTP server.
@jm-alan9 ай бұрын
I really wanted to enjoy this video but it was so realistic I went temporarily insane with rage
@Wild4lon4 ай бұрын
I just found this channel and he gives strong 2000s KZbin vibes. Obsessed.
@kevinflorenzdaus9 ай бұрын
6:13 I imagine Gilfoyle smirking behind a beard
@tehArgento9 ай бұрын
Sr was just trying to vent and rant with someone that has to listen to him and just watch. Perfect use of a junior willing to endure anything just to get a job XD
@Softcushion9 ай бұрын
Might as well be a documentary.
@MrBullterrier7 ай бұрын
So, when are you going to post the english version of the video?
@skyeplus7 ай бұрын
They're writing an automated transcoder for that. Just need to add it to the stack.
@cannyaii9 ай бұрын
The most real depiction of the js landscape 😂
@PrestonThorpe-d1x9 ай бұрын
new PAAH video, today is a good day. I missed these style videos
@olivarra19 ай бұрын
where can I buy quinoa coin?
@shadowslayer22483 ай бұрын
Surprisingly I understood most of the tech that he talked about, well that's a win I guess
@AU-hs6zw9 ай бұрын
Couldn't wait for a new video from you!
@jaywulf9 ай бұрын
Super credible because of the focus dropping cuts. Lurve the action music.
@DaltonR1219 ай бұрын
I need a reaction video out of Theo. Legit surprised I haven't seen a reaction out of Primeagen yet.
@Leto2ndAtreides8 ай бұрын
It's out.
@NIL0S9 ай бұрын
Fffffffff....I was actually waiting on the advice at the end 😂😂😂
@jonathanself12639 ай бұрын
Same 😢
@rarbiart9 ай бұрын
4:54 [bleep] office
@lllllllllillilillll9 ай бұрын
KRAZAM's video made me strongly consider to opt for frontend. This one makes me think backend wasn't _that_ bad after all...