Interview with Senior JS Developer 2024 [NEW]

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Programmers are also human

Programmers are also human

Ай бұрын

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@kailentit
@kailentit Ай бұрын
just sign up for the patreon and all will be gucci.
@mrrolandlawrence
@mrrolandlawrence Ай бұрын
what about a version for rust ++ ? im ordering carb free, gluten free quinoa coin now. soon as i get my ZIG dex working.
@wellshit0
@wellshit0 Ай бұрын
kai, what is "it" that you lent?
@keith3761
@keith3761 Ай бұрын
I'm currently using koi coin, are they environmentally compatible?
@danielling5803
@danielling5803 Ай бұрын
I would like to buy quinoa coin, where is the whitepaper?
@Ryan-xq3kl
@Ryan-xq3kl Ай бұрын
cant afford it? it costs 0.00001$ per coin, im a billionaire in quinoa.
@breezycodes
@breezycodes Ай бұрын
"Don't write this down, next week all of this is gonna change" - The realest part of this entire video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp Ай бұрын
I hate web development, why can't user interfaces be standardized and boring and square boxes like Windows 95 ?
@NoX-512
@NoX-512 Ай бұрын
@@monad_tcpWindows 7 UI was nice. It has gone down hill since then. I use Notepad++, btw.
@runtimejpp
@runtimejpp Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 when he looks down and starts erasing everything on the piece of paper
@shadon_official2510
@shadon_official2510 Ай бұрын
FACTS
@masterflitzer
@masterflitzer Ай бұрын
@@monad_tcp well there is a standard right? html5 with web components, but we don't talk about it cause it sucks xD
@frenchopotamus
@frenchopotamus Ай бұрын
JavaScript 1995: Look, you can make the button change on mouseover! 2024: 😭
@jhonshephard921
@jhonshephard921 Ай бұрын
full stack using only one language was the worst mistake. Now if they were using a simple Python, C# or Go backend, they just one framework. I prefer FastAPI, and then maybe one thing to make the UI look good, I prefer Bootstrap. No need for other bloat. Of course because I have to use Tensorflow my Python is the bloat.
@moonasha
@moonasha Ай бұрын
@@jhonshephard921 doesn't the us government use c# for its backend?
@trevortiernan8510
@trevortiernan8510 Ай бұрын
@@moonashano. It uses Python because it’s a big snake and it gives them the slowness they need.
@RealRhythmandPoetry
@RealRhythmandPoetry Ай бұрын
@@jhonshephard921 bootstrap is bloat 101
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp Ай бұрын
2030: immediate UI made in C running on webassembly and canvas. We added content-type: app/canvas/webasm, HTML5 is dead
@calhil
@calhil Ай бұрын
2024 is the year of the serverlesslessness xD
@notafbihoneypot8487
@notafbihoneypot8487 Ай бұрын
Don't forget the Serverless servers for your serverlessserverless
@lawrencemanning
@lawrencemanning Ай бұрын
“They say that every year, but this year they’re out of VC funding”. This stuff … 😂😂😂
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp Ай бұрын
when its going to be the year of webdeveloperlessness ?
@canmertinyo
@canmertinyo Ай бұрын
XDDD
@KarlOlofsson
@KarlOlofsson Ай бұрын
serverless is such a stupid name anyway. You still have a server, you just don't interact with it as a normal server. But it's not like it's client-only apps 🙄
@theroyalblackfridge
@theroyalblackfridge Ай бұрын
"we push on save" --- dead!
@ChiefBridgeFuser
@ChiefBridgeFuser Ай бұрын
The younger generation's "clean compile, ship it" 😂
@daddy7860
@daddy7860 Ай бұрын
OH I thought he said "unsafe", well... same thing really
@ChiefBridgeFuser
@ChiefBridgeFuser Ай бұрын
@@daddy7860 😂🤣😅😂😆 i heard unsafe the first time too.
@Williamthebrand
@Williamthebrand Ай бұрын
I completely lost it at that point.
@MrBaranygabor
@MrBaranygabor Ай бұрын
What does that mean?
@calvinmlynarczyk9674
@calvinmlynarczyk9674 Ай бұрын
Good meeting everyone! Once the backend team gets their shit together, this architecture should be suitable for displaying the user's birthday on the settings page.
@vpaul4374
@vpaul4374 Ай бұрын
as a backend dev, I blame the execs for not putting their shit together
@sebastiantomasalvarez
@sebastiantomasalvarez Ай бұрын
But.. is Galactus microservice working?
@synterlu
@synterlu Ай бұрын
KRAZZAM YES
@jamesclark2663
@jamesclark2663 Ай бұрын
​@@sebastiantomasalvarezNope. This is our blocking issue. So let's try again in two years?
@Mxnnyking
@Mxnnyking Ай бұрын
Supabase Aws Typescript Apollo Nextjs ah my favourite - the SATAN stack
@brkr78
@brkr78 Ай бұрын
This made me laugh out harder than it probably should have...
@swanandkriyaban877
@swanandkriyaban877 Ай бұрын
The DEVIL is in the details
@TheMillyBays
@TheMillyBays Ай бұрын
Snagged the 666th upvote on this, there's my dopamine for the day.
@vicca4671
@vicca4671 Ай бұрын
The finished pentagram just below it is priceless. Like deploying infinitely on Hono for 0 dollars!
@rosyidharyadi7871
@rosyidharyadi7871 Ай бұрын
lol, i just realized that
@yxyk-fr
@yxyk-fr Ай бұрын
The real joke is that it is not a joke.
@ped7g
@ped7g Ай бұрын
this channel turned silently into documentary one... (I did notice first time when the web user experience was documented, but I have suspicion the process started way earlier)
@yxyk-fr
@yxyk-fr Ай бұрын
@@ped7g not even a mockumentary, yes... and yes the process was always unfolding under our mocking eyes.
@segueoyuri
@segueoyuri Ай бұрын
the real joke is javascript
@yxyk-fr
@yxyk-fr Ай бұрын
@@segueoyuri yet javascript works... well, it works enough most of the time, when properly coerced 😛
@segueoyuri
@segueoyuri Ай бұрын
@@yxyk-fr that's it lol it does work, but there's a lot of gotchas and gimmicks and libraries and...
@WhiteThunder121
@WhiteThunder121 Ай бұрын
"We push on save." Ci as God intended.
@eldonad
@eldonad Ай бұрын
I hope they have unlimited computing credits for their CI stack, because I have hard-wired my brain to use ctrl+S as a punctuation sign !
@bnjkf9u3
@bnjkf9u3 Ай бұрын
Cowboy coding still strong, just shoot into live (get asked questions later)
@eldonad
@eldonad Ай бұрын
@@bnjkf9u3 The purest form of CI
Ай бұрын
The good old days when we connected to server on SFTP, edited on the fly and saved the file directly on the FTP server
@csolisr
@csolisr Ай бұрын
Push on Save™: Because who needs Git when we have Syncthing versioning?
@insu_na
@insu_na Ай бұрын
OK, but does Omegastar now finally support ISO timestamps?
@JohnVance
@JohnVance Ай бұрын
No but Bingo 5.2 was recently released and now supports ISO-8601 formatted name-o's.
@wisesquirrel4986
@wisesquirrel4986 Ай бұрын
I love how I was thinking in the middle of the video "Wait, wasn't the KZbinr someone else last time?". I like this style of video.
@serchtul
@serchtul Ай бұрын
Probably another team, Omegastar is written in Java
@and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all
@and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all Ай бұрын
i fucking coded iso timestamps till the end of time and lost my job, wtf!
@hughmungusbungusfungus4618
@hughmungusbungusfungus4618 Ай бұрын
That is the superior crossover
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp Ай бұрын
The customer just needed an Excel table...
@hippocleides7105
@hippocleides7105 Ай бұрын
Google sheets as a database-God tier
@82NeXus
@82NeXus Ай бұрын
Libre Office!
@balyboo5856
@balyboo5856 Ай бұрын
The customer just wanted a swing for his grand daughter.
@elcapitan6126
@elcapitan6126 Ай бұрын
"just"
@LLEMM
@LLEMM Ай бұрын
@@hippocleides7105 I use power point.
@john_paul_r
@john_paul_r Ай бұрын
"but this year, they're out of VC funding" -- my drink damn near met my monitor lmfao
@magne6049
@magne6049 Ай бұрын
timestamp?
@john_paul_r
@john_paul_r Ай бұрын
@@magne6049 bit starts at 5:48
@younesskafia4189
@younesskafia4189 Ай бұрын
What's the joke? I understand the words but not put in that order
@john_paul_r
@john_paul_r Ай бұрын
@@younesskafia4189 There's a bit of history behind this one. (warning, bit of a text wall lol) Fundamentally, there are 2 primary ways you can run an app: - On-Premesis (you literally own computers that run your code) - Cloud/Serverless (someone else (AWS, GCP, etc) owns the computers, they run your code for you) Originally, everything was On-Prem (cloud providers didn't exist). In this joke: > 2024 is the year of the Server-less-lessness they're saying Server-less-lessness instead of On-Prem, probably because they need to sound NewAndFancy(tm). But really, it's just what we did in the Before Times :P > They say that 10 years ago. They say that every year, but this year, they're out of VC funding. There are lots of reasons to choose one over the other (Serverless or On-Prem), but for the purposes of this joke, the important one is: When you want to be able to start small and scale up fast (e.g. if you start your app from nothing and your app goes viral), you want Serverless, because you can rent new Cloud compute near-instantly, in response to traffic. With On-Prem, if you get a big spike in users, you need to physically acquire more machines (or need to own more than you'd normally need, Just-In-Case(tm)). This means your "viral moment" could turn from your breakout moment to a service outage if you're not careful. Venture Capital (VC) Startups very much want Serverless, because they're banking on building new things very quickly, and want to be able to respond to sharp increases in users. When VC money starts running dry, people start looking for cheaper ways to do things, to reduce costs, rather than relatively more "recklessly" chasing gigantic user growth. _In general_, for a stable product, you can get operational costs lower with on-prem (or so I've heard).
@JakEneAS
@JakEneAS Ай бұрын
​@@younesskafia4189 serverless is very attractive and affordable for early stage products, but it scales up very expensively. I don't do web backend anymore though, so maybe it's not the same these days.
@kalaiselvanra
@kalaiselvanra Ай бұрын
"still slower than the speed of light" 😂
@mountain3301
@mountain3301 Ай бұрын
but they're working on it
@ggnorton7
@ggnorton7 Ай бұрын
I hate the fact that not only I've understood most of it, but that we've had good part of these conversations already. Oh well, GTG rewrite everything in Rust I guess.
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp Ай бұрын
Well, if you do rewrite it in Rust using webassembly and Canvas, and use immediate mode rendering, not only you get 60 fps, you also get away from the insanity of all that thing, also, no javascript, which is a win. And you also get 60 fps, there no reason modern user interfaces for a simple App that could be an Excel sheet can't run at 60 fps. The customer just wanted an Excel sheet, but as an app, all of that webdev crap is useless. Why programmers can't program anymore...
@Henrik0x7F
@Henrik0x7F Ай бұрын
@@monad_tcp immediate mode? Rip battery life
@anonymousalexander6005
@anonymousalexander6005 Ай бұрын
@@monad_tcpaccessibility 😂
@rivershen8199
@rivershen8199 Ай бұрын
I was literally sure that he was making shit up halfway through the video HOW IS ALL OF THIS REAL? I'd rather implement Undertale in Assembly than spend a single minute writing Javascript, I hate webdev so much
@omkargarde5867
@omkargarde5867 Ай бұрын
@@monad_tcp but do you get free hosting on cloudflare?
@lewesc
@lewesc Ай бұрын
"you know, years ago, wee would just set up a PHP and SQL in a LAMP stack on a $5 server with jjquery and our 5 users would be happy" Those were the days 😢 I both understand but also don't understand how we've made this so much more complex.
@q01q
@q01q Ай бұрын
i have rather unsettling memories of having trouble even with the LAMP stack, and reverting to some Apache + XML to run everything i needed for my page
@jorgamund07
@jorgamund07 Ай бұрын
You can still do that as long as you don't tell the architects. All you have to do is add a load balancer if you get too many users.
@Kalasklister1337
@Kalasklister1337 Ай бұрын
Well, turns out you can do pretty much that on steroids and be pretty happy. Just use latest PHP (which is getting pretty close to something like Python) and couple it with HTMX and you can get really far with mostly just old-school back-end ;)
@samueldw62
@samueldw62 Ай бұрын
@@Kalasklister1337I am actually doing this at my job, feels great and yet too suspiciously simple. Wouldn't choose anything else again!
@maciejlegowicz5834
@maciejlegowicz5834 Ай бұрын
@@Kalasklister1337 yep - my next contract will be building something from scratch and it looks like I'll just stay with PHP on the back end and HTMX ... number of fcks given from the investor / customers perspective will be around 0
@AurraKo
@AurraKo Ай бұрын
i unironically hope web devs are ok
@louroboros
@louroboros Ай бұрын
Taking a mental health day tomorrow
@andersonentwistle
@andersonentwistle Ай бұрын
It's a common tech meme online. A bell curve graph with skill on the x-axis and frequency on the y. There is a retard on the left, a normal person center, and what looks like a depressed jedi master on the right. In this case it would be, Left: "Vanilla JavaScript is the best" (doesn't know about frameworks) Center: "React+Next is the best, it does xyz" (uses frameworks but has not *yet* seen hell) Right: "Vanilla JavaScript is the best" (understands framework hell and has paid a visit)
@iswm
@iswm Ай бұрын
they created their own mess by deciding to target web browsers instead of operating systems like a sane person would.
@zacanger
@zacanger Ай бұрын
Most of us switched to some other discipline after a few years, so we're doing great!
@ChamplooMusashi
@ChamplooMusashi Ай бұрын
we're just building job security
@timetraveler0002
@timetraveler0002 Ай бұрын
at first i thought was this an actual interview but then i saw the channel name & realized it was an actual interview
@t3dotgg
@t3dotgg Ай бұрын
Thanks for letting me sponsor this video!
@ahmadaccino
@ahmadaccino Ай бұрын
#consipracy everything is a damn ad nowadays smh! I'm suing
@EpicNicks
@EpicNicks Ай бұрын
t5 stack when
@SandraWantsCoke
@SandraWantsCoke Ай бұрын
@@EpicNicks Probably in a few hours, I recommend you wait for t6, it should come out before weekend. And if you're really really patient, then you can try out t7 beta on Sunday.
@tommycallsuback
@tommycallsuback Ай бұрын
@@EpicNicks we are on t6 already, wake up
@ascourter
@ascourter Ай бұрын
I knew it!
@remsee1608
@remsee1608 Ай бұрын
This is exactly like that Krazam video except everything is technically accurate
@magne6049
@magne6049 Ай бұрын
except qwikiMarket which should be QwikCity :-/
@magne6049
@magne6049 Ай бұрын
4:07
@nbarbettini
@nbarbettini Ай бұрын
OmegaStar is beyond all technicalities
@FathDaniel
@FathDaniel Ай бұрын
What do you mean Krazam isn't just accurate it's exactly how it went on one of my jobs.
@magne6049
@magne6049 Ай бұрын
@@FathDaniel he means that krazam made up words of services/tools, but these tools are real.
@GordonKindlmann
@GordonKindlmann Ай бұрын
I would pay money for merchandise featuring an image of the whiteboard by the end of this. Wisdom encapsulated.
@alphamikeomega5728
@alphamikeomega5728 Ай бұрын
...as long as it arrives before it becomes obsolete (next week)
@MatthewSwabey
@MatthewSwabey Ай бұрын
@@alphamikeomega5728 How about a white t-shirt and washable marker pack instead? ... actually that is better documentation than some of those frameworks
@kailentit
@kailentit Ай бұрын
just found some on redbubble idk
@Fanaz10
@Fanaz10 Ай бұрын
the star is the wrong side up
@yxyk-fr
@yxyk-fr Ай бұрын
@@Fanaz10 maybe, maybe not.
@Supabase
@Supabase Ай бұрын
proud member of the t4 stack
@azsoftware
@azsoftware Ай бұрын
lmao
@megamind452
@megamind452 Ай бұрын
Please can someone guide me how to setup t4 with app router
@zacanger
@zacanger Ай бұрын
@@megamind452 Are you asking how to do that today, or how to do it by the end of the sprint? The libraries you'll want to use will be different by the end of the week, so choose wisely
@jsonkody
@jsonkody Ай бұрын
Don't know if you noticed but you are S in SATAN stack here :D
@miroslavmilosavljevic377
@miroslavmilosavljevic377 Ай бұрын
you use t4 instead of t4? whats wrong with you?
@TheTmLev
@TheTmLev Ай бұрын
Am I forever damned for understanding all he said and demonstrated... The chaos is real
@Puschit1
@Puschit1 Ай бұрын
So, nothing of this was made up? I thought things like "quikiMarket" were just pop culture references
@asimplenameichose151
@asimplenameichose151 Ай бұрын
@@Puschit1 Yes, there are bits of nonsense they also insert, like jjquery
@Puschit1
@Puschit1 Ай бұрын
@@asimplenameichose151 Clever :)
@ar1i_k
@ar1i_k Ай бұрын
@@Puschit1to be fair, qwikimarket sounds more logical than actual name for qwik’s meta-framework “qwik city” And the point author is making (about oversaturated “popular framework” landscape) remains the same
@zeustechbr
@zeustechbr Ай бұрын
@@Puschit1 like 99% of it, and it's crazy how much it changes. The names on the board for example 2 years before woudn't even make sense or woudn't exist
@jamesclark2663
@jamesclark2663 Ай бұрын
The most accurate part of this is that there is no discussion about code or actual development. It's all just configuration and management.
@WistrelChianti
@WistrelChianti Ай бұрын
I like how the JS devs are turning into unix sysops over beard time
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp Ай бұрын
well, they introduced so much crap into their browsers that they had second system syndrome and the Webbrowser just became a shitty operating system with a shit programming language used to create shitty software.
@theodorealenas3171
@theodorealenas3171 Ай бұрын
​@@monad_tcpHoly C looks better for interactive console commands than JS
@thesqueedler
@thesqueedler Ай бұрын
this comment doesn't have nearly the upvotes it deserves
@damicapra94
@damicapra94 Ай бұрын
@@monad_tcp this would be a banger tweet ngl
@lashlarue7924
@lashlarue7924 Ай бұрын
😂😂
@ofirgeller22
@ofirgeller22 Ай бұрын
"It works with anything! (if you write an adapter)" lolz
@karimbenhassen2227
@karimbenhassen2227 Ай бұрын
as a backend developer , dealing with legacy java code every day , now i feel like my life is more easy
@andersonentwistle
@andersonentwistle Ай бұрын
Depends if it's legacy code or bad code :) but yeah... stable meant something else back then, now it feels as if a mob of hipsters has buried that idea alive and stable means '1 year of support'
@zacanger
@zacanger Ай бұрын
IRL, working in JS isn't like this, you just learn to ignore all the hype cycles. It's really only juniors and Twitter tech influencers who actually care about frameworks that came out a month ago. For example, I just built out a new template for full-stack microservices, and everything in there has been around for at least 10 years (except the frontend compiler, which is about 4 years old).
@OHTraveler
@OHTraveler Ай бұрын
@@zacangergotta agree with ignoring the hype cycles, not just of JS, but pretty much everything.
@OHTraveler
@OHTraveler Ай бұрын
As a student currently taking a JAvA course, after 9 years of JS work. I would not be inclined to agree with you. lol
@lilcotorro
@lilcotorro Ай бұрын
As a recent grad that's been bait-and-switched into doing business intelligence/data stuff instead of front-end dev. I feel like I've somehow missed a bullet in that regard.
@w4439
@w4439 Ай бұрын
"I appreciate the input; anyone else?"- scrum master
@Dredge22
@Dredge22 Ай бұрын
The CEO has mandated that the company rewrite everything in rust because everyone else is doing it - your manager
@DR_1_1
@DR_1_1 Ай бұрын
I think Boeing may have been using scrum and agile too much...
@knuckles7410
@knuckles7410 Ай бұрын
@@DR_1_1 Crack as well.
@freehatespeech6804
@freehatespeech6804 Ай бұрын
Lmaooooooo
@JohnVance
@JohnVance Ай бұрын
"we have an entire abandoned office building" SOMEONE I WORK WITH actually included this argument for on-preming something recently and I got so angry I saw new colors
@andresguerrero3347
@andresguerrero3347 Ай бұрын
as a non developer JS looks like a bunch of people coming up with planning solutions in various ways and then all ending up concluding that crossing the street on foot is easier than anything they could come up with 🤣🤣
@vpaul4374
@vpaul4374 Ай бұрын
IT universe summarized
@masterkraft4746
@masterkraft4746 Ай бұрын
the Javascript world is just insanity
@segueoyuri
@segueoyuri Ай бұрын
oh no. JS is just a bunch a people coming up with the idea that the best way to cross a street would be waving your arms as if they were wings. And then seeing that's not possible, but coming up with a gazillions ways to make it look like you are. If you'd suggest to cross the street on foot, the answer would be "silence!" just like in the video lol in the end they conclude to walk 15km around town and to get to the other side without ever needing to cross this street here (that would take just
@vpaul4374
@vpaul4374 Ай бұрын
@segueoyuri I mean, as long as the company is properly paying the devs, we will even make a whole new city in this side of the street so we don't have to cross it.
@segueoyuri
@segueoyuri Ай бұрын
@@vpaul4374 I'm not talking about project tasks, I'm talking about the overcomplication of simple tasks or needs for the sake of overcomplication (in case reading is hard) Sometimes your client just need to cross the street, on foot. Don't bill him the construction of a whole freaking city :) usually if your code is not boring, it's wrong
@mahdiaghaei8154
@mahdiaghaei8154 Ай бұрын
"What is V8?" "Exactly!" 🤣🤣🤣
@LHCB6
@LHCB6 Ай бұрын
"Don't write this down, all of this is gonna change." 😂🤣😂⚰
@CottidaeSEA
@CottidaeSEA Ай бұрын
Now give us the one about Kubernetes... bonus points if you have an actual orchestra while talking about orchestration.
@frank13621
@frank13621 Ай бұрын
Sadly knew too much of this. I went to tamagui out of curiosity and their "how to build a button" page is a 15 minute read. Can we stop this already?
@andersonentwistle
@andersonentwistle Ай бұрын
At that point Im legit using full vanilla everything and producing a better one
@schtormm
@schtormm Ай бұрын
ehh, just use and get on with it lel
@Jadinandrews
@Jadinandrews Ай бұрын
​@@andersonentwistle yeah I do the same. Vanilla is tiny too.
@TravisHi_YT
@TravisHi_YT Ай бұрын
I gave up with TWCSS, it's beyond a joke.
@ChillerDragon
@ChillerDragon Ай бұрын
@@andersonentwistle when you are done with your vanilla rewrite make sure to release it as a competing library
@sumitpurohit8849
@sumitpurohit8849 Ай бұрын
Yay! Finally got SATAN Stack in 2024.
@SharunKumar
@SharunKumar Ай бұрын
Gilfoyle approves
@iswm
@iswm Ай бұрын
looks more like miniature headwear stack to me... oh wait... same thing.
@superscatboy
@superscatboy Ай бұрын
Every year is: - the year of serverless - the year C++ dies - the year VR will take over the gaming market - the year England will win the world cup - the year you'll finally give up that thing you're addicted to
@AlexRodriguez-gb9ez
@AlexRodriguez-gb9ez 14 күн бұрын
The only three things you need for VR are 1.) a mini-elliptical connected to your computer so you can move, 2.) Haptic/touch feedback controller 3.) VR with fovea rendering
@superscatboy
@superscatboy 13 күн бұрын
@@AlexRodriguez-gb9ez All England need to do to win the world cup is to score higher than the other teams.
@Sound_.-Safari
@Sound_.-Safari Ай бұрын
Please do one of a SR js dev that. 1. writes almost everything from scratch. 2. Uses JS in every backend. 3. Has PTSD about major version changes for react/angular.
@jerrygreenest
@jerrygreenest Ай бұрын
Major? I have ptsd about minor changes of ANY package, so I lock my versions entirely, without «^»
@andersonentwistle
@andersonentwistle Ай бұрын
Bro I thought Vue was bad since every 3rd party package had to do a from-scratch rewrite after v3. It took years just for them to catch back up, years of wasted time that could have been spent on innovation. I am simultaneously relieved and horrified to hear it's not just Vue... And yes I have PTSD from that "upgrade year".
@zacanger
@zacanger Ай бұрын
I have zero PTSD from major React upgrades because I can just read whatever's in react-codemod and adapt that. Angular though, it's easier just to rewrite every few years than try to upgrade
@Kerngebruiker
@Kerngebruiker Ай бұрын
@@jerrygreenest nvm use && pnpm install -shamefully-hoist. 247 critical vulnerabilities found. “Seems reasonable. Surely someone will fix that once lifecycle management gets sorted” - posted by: Senior Frontend Dev, 4 years ago
@AlexRodriguez-gb9ez
@AlexRodriguez-gb9ez 14 күн бұрын
@@zacanger Why not just use ClojureScript, s-expressions make it easier to make a custom compiler with quasi-quoting to convert code from one version to the next
@dadcodes
@dadcodes Ай бұрын
"2024 is the year of serverlesslessness" let's go htmx!
@Joker22593
@Joker22593 Ай бұрын
The pentagram was a nice touch
@AK-vx4dy
@AK-vx4dy Ай бұрын
I'm stunned by amout on work you done in this (and not gone crazy themselfs) :D
@paulgaddis4329
@paulgaddis4329 Ай бұрын
This was a tech refresh planning video. JS/TS has reinvented how to safely roll a tricycle down a bowling alley with bumper rails over and over again.
@mal798
@mal798 Ай бұрын
It's the desire to understand something esoteric. Once it becomes mainstream it's time to remake it.
@segueoyuri
@segueoyuri Ай бұрын
@@mal798 In this industry there's definitely the ego need to write the most convoluted code possible just to look at it and feel smart hahahaha If one day I get to boss I'll fire every single person that writes that sort of bs
@ryanisthewind
@ryanisthewind Ай бұрын
-but couldn't drizzle just... -Silence 🤣🤣
@ChiefBridgeFuser
@ChiefBridgeFuser Ай бұрын
More than 30 years ago I was tempted to move towards info sys / business system software development. So glad I stayed in the hard, underpaid world of real time embedded. So much less tool chain chaos and nonsense.
@vladimirarnost8020
@vladimirarnost8020 Ай бұрын
Same but enjoying peaceful well-paid life as a low-latency/high-throughput multi-threaded Linux C++ developer in financial services. I just write the code, test it, deploy it and run it. What a bliss when everything simply works. 😊
@xybersurfer
@xybersurfer Ай бұрын
it really depends on the job. any business worth their salt wouldn't keep changing out the tools. embedded on the other seems a bit monotonous
@suvalaki
@suvalaki Ай бұрын
“We might as well rewrite straight to rust. Good idea”… “I didn’t say anything” Accurate
@panstromek
@panstromek Ай бұрын
the desperate face on "... if you know how to write an adapter" is too real
@utubekade
@utubekade Ай бұрын
remember the old days when only the most proven/mature technologies would be employed in production! Yeah now it like, oh look it shiny!
@BusinessWolf1
@BusinessWolf1 Ай бұрын
Well yea in those days the only companies doing anything in software were absolute giants and nobodies. Now there's a middle ground, and there are lots of competitive edges to be gained in the weeds of this stuff.
@rwrunning1813
@rwrunning1813 Ай бұрын
​@@BusinessWolf1excuses
@UIEngineering
@UIEngineering Ай бұрын
"We push on save." This is the WAY! 🙇
@zacanger
@zacanger Ай бұрын
That's so old-school, we push on screen refresh. If you're not deploying thousands of times per minute are you even doing cloudgitops?
@pyajudeme9245
@pyajudeme9245 Ай бұрын
Genius! I have watched every video on your channel at least 20 times.
@SimonLaudati
@SimonLaudati Ай бұрын
“Don’t write this down, next week all is gonna change” so true 😂
@plaintext7288
@plaintext7288 Ай бұрын
2024 is the year of server-ful linux desktop🎉
@alxreiuuser5717
@alxreiuuser5717 Ай бұрын
Make it make it happen.
@burnere633
@burnere633 Ай бұрын
Initial reaction: severe Krazam microservices vibes.
@XDarkGreyX
@XDarkGreyX Ай бұрын
Obviously. Camera, acting, music, etc.
@tecsmith_info
@tecsmith_info Ай бұрын
Just found your channel, very funny, subscribed!
@wisdomelue
@wisdomelue Ай бұрын
“renamed to nativewind once it started working” 😭😭
@nullbeyondo
@nullbeyondo Ай бұрын
"Which works with any ORM or database!" "...If you know how to write the adapter." LMFAO
@kevinweir2499
@kevinweir2499 Ай бұрын
Hilarious. As an old-school software engineer, I find the whole Javascript ecosystem a staggering mess and house of cards.
@andrewschroeder9502
@andrewschroeder9502 Ай бұрын
The Jack Borrough x Kai Lenit crossover episode!
@jaywulf
@jaywulf Ай бұрын
Super credible because of the focus dropping cuts. Lurve the action music.
@JamesMoyle_3p
@JamesMoyle_3p Ай бұрын
That is so good. Theo mentioned !!!
@GPT-4_Beta
@GPT-4_Beta Ай бұрын
This is both, the worst nightmare I ever had AND the best dream of my life. Depending on whether I was the teacher or the student in my dream.
@ceigey-au
@ceigey-au Ай бұрын
Ok this video is spot on. Literal senior JS developer bootcamp. The opening statement is pretty much on the money, and it's funny to see a lot of similar arguments to the ones I've had to make (also hono is great, and TIL tamagui exists, looks like a React native equivalent to Nuxt UI, cool beans) Everything's simple as long as you follow the N^N-step library selection flowchart and try and imagine business requirements from 3 years in the future. Very agile! Very prototype friendly! So scalable! /s (I still love the ecosystem and you can get cool stuff done fast but if anyone tells you that JS is faster for prototypes than "compiled languages", nah man it's all the same as soon as you hit a smidgeon of complexity, trust me just read the docs for spring boot and Kotlin or ASP and C# and you'll soon be just as happy... although TBH I miss the relative simplicity of package.json + vite)
@user-yw6nw8so2n
@user-yw6nw8so2n Ай бұрын
new PAAH video, today is a good day. I missed these style videos
@Idontbelievethehype2
@Idontbelievethehype2 Ай бұрын
I feel so sorry for JS devs… but then again they love it.
@kakwa
@kakwa Ай бұрын
To some degrees, they are even responsible for it.
@peterdieleman303
@peterdieleman303 Ай бұрын
Javascript.
@eugenej.5584
@eugenej.5584 Ай бұрын
@@kakwa ​ @kakwa THEY HAVE MAID THEIR GRAVE AND NOW HAVE TO LAY IN IT 💀
@zacanger
@zacanger Ай бұрын
Most just ignore it tbh. Like in any speciality, the newest stuff is basically just the domain of Twitter influencers.
@oskar1504
@oskar1504 Ай бұрын
@@zacanger Fact.
@GamingGeek9000
@GamingGeek9000 Ай бұрын
Oh I am actually a senior dev. Thanks for showing XD. Also so much of it is true that it's upsetting
@yxyk-fr
@yxyk-fr Ай бұрын
that's the point, I think. First, laugh. Then whine and despair.
@GamingGeek9000
@GamingGeek9000 Ай бұрын
@@yxyk-fr Well that happened I am currently questioning my life choices
@volchonokilliR
@volchonokilliR Ай бұрын
@@yxyk-fr ... or continue laughing if you're not a Senior JS developer
@hakooplayplay3212
@hakooplayplay3212 Ай бұрын
​@@volchonokilliRI'm laughing hard especially, because I was js dev 5 years, but now half year working with simple yet powerful golang. So I laughed happily 🤣
@yxyk-fr
@yxyk-fr Ай бұрын
@@volchonokilliR the problem of laughing is that it's only copium to dull our hurt feelings, and the copium's effect wears of quickly, revealing the dark and nauseating reality. Yes web dev is f***** up 😛 OK back to my C-POSIX-sockets monothreaded HTTP server.
@Jakub1989YTb
@Jakub1989YTb Ай бұрын
Briliant! :D I second your advide at the end.
@TommyAMV
@TommyAMV Ай бұрын
Holy crap, I didn’t expect that at all. That’s my mind 6 months ago when I started my project in T4. This feels personal dude
@dirtywhitellama
@dirtywhitellama Ай бұрын
I'm mildly terrified by how much of this I actually understood.
@Lazllb
@Lazllb Ай бұрын
hilarious how accurate this actually is 😂
@Dooblecaine
@Dooblecaine Ай бұрын
'We push on save' needs to be a decal/sticker/tshirt.
@anoobonajourneysphs835
@anoobonajourneysphs835 Ай бұрын
I actually learnt about the T4 stack through this video !
@Softcushion
@Softcushion Ай бұрын
Might as well be a documentary.
@rrmackay
@rrmackay Ай бұрын
Sitting here watching this while building a React component in JS
@zacanger
@zacanger Ай бұрын
React is obsolete, now you have to rewrite in Svelte. Oh wait that's obsolete now, time for another rewrite in Hyperscript. Oh wait...
@rrmackay
@rrmackay Ай бұрын
​@@zacanger I felt so betrayed when JavaScript became a server side language, it was always super crappy on the front end. Then Novonox paid me to port the Netscape JavaScript server engine and I was more than happy to be paid to be the one porting javascript to the backend. In the end all the righteous claims about languages and purity fade into noise when someone is paying you to do it.
@zhexymusic
@zhexymusic Ай бұрын
i knew the last "performance" would come 😮😂
@judgewest2000
@judgewest2000 Ай бұрын
This is the format I love!
@rawpointer
@rawpointer Ай бұрын
C++ seniors are the bearded ones. JS seniors use mustaches. Nothing escapes me.
@The_Living_Room_Tapes
@The_Living_Room_Tapes Ай бұрын
only about 1 out of 50 people will get this, great stuff man!! You are a one man sub-genre! more about c++
@Puschit1
@Puschit1 Ай бұрын
That's what's so great about his skits - I only understand about 10% of it but it's hilarious anyway, especially knowing that all of this is not as gibberish as it sounds. The parts I DO understand are always spot on, so I assume everything else is, too.
@vladimirarnost8020
@vladimirarnost8020 Ай бұрын
I'm a seasoned C++ developer and even advanced template metaprogramming sounds like a walk in the park compared to the utter dependency hell of JS web development. I admit I understood practically nothing in the video, probably because I became a programmer in 1987 when computers were very simple.
@z4zuse
@z4zuse Ай бұрын
I am glad it has subtitles, to ensure that I have no clue
@Dexterdevloper
@Dexterdevloper Ай бұрын
that's the content that I love , Please More.
@abdellahcodes
@abdellahcodes Ай бұрын
The most real depiction of the js landscape 😂
@Bortscht
@Bortscht Ай бұрын
this is so unbelievable accurate :D
@giorgos-4515
@giorgos-4515 Ай бұрын
type safe styling is something years before we could not even imagine.
@adreto2978
@adreto2978 Ай бұрын
we are approaching front end singularity
@Blaqw00D
@Blaqw00D Ай бұрын
"push on save" got me
@moonasha
@moonasha Ай бұрын
as someone who just sticks to c#, sometimes I think about learning some JS/web stuff, then that one clip from Monty Python and the Holy Grail plays in my head, about Camelot. "On Second thought let's not learn Javascript, it is a silly language..."
@zacanger
@zacanger Ай бұрын
It's a fine language, now that we have TC39 to save it from the browser vendors. It's just the ecosystem that's a little silly sometimes.
@Paretozen
@Paretozen Ай бұрын
language is just typescript, which is basically the same as c#, unless you wanna do some real fancy stuffs. but that's more for the realm of framework developers. I love typescript just as much as I love C#.
@hakooplayplay3212
@hakooplayplay3212 Ай бұрын
Worked as js dev 5years and now I'm happy golang dev 😊 happy that escape 😂
@poorusher
@poorusher Ай бұрын
Also "The documentation hasn't been started yet".
@mezza205
@mezza205 25 күн бұрын
love the end when the junior asks the smallest question and you can see it brews up a whole new rant. well put together skit.
@monotonicallyuncertain2883
@monotonicallyuncertain2883 Ай бұрын
4:19 The Most Accurate part
@amandahugankiss4110
@amandahugankiss4110 Ай бұрын
even missing most of the jokes this shit is still funny.
@limbo3545
@limbo3545 Ай бұрын
That makes me rethink my life decisions knowing more than half of what he was talking about.
@dogukanbolut
@dogukanbolut Ай бұрын
2:37 SILENCE!!
@user-mh1fn7mg3w
@user-mh1fn7mg3w Ай бұрын
Cool interview!
@jm-alan
@jm-alan Ай бұрын
I really wanted to enjoy this video but it was so realistic I went temporarily insane with rage
@kalaiselvanra
@kalaiselvanra Ай бұрын
He chose death when he asked about Kubernetes 😂
@DerberAlter
@DerberAlter Ай бұрын
you absolutely nailed it, gj
@andrewsellers1014
@andrewsellers1014 Ай бұрын
I actually cried laughing at "4th user data cleanup....this month"
@AU-hs6zw
@AU-hs6zw Ай бұрын
Couldn't wait for a new video from you!
@GoKotlinJava
@GoKotlinJava Ай бұрын
can't find free cloudflare runtime edge worker < 1mb? Free plan has a limit right. 100k worker seconds?
@labhamjain3915
@labhamjain3915 Ай бұрын
Coming from Theo's stream 😂 absolutely amazing video
@kazzookaE
@kazzookaE Ай бұрын
Can’t wait to learn JavaScript!
@donenv
@donenv Ай бұрын
We push on save 😂😂😂
@SkySentry7
@SkySentry7 Ай бұрын
did he just draw A pentagram & satan at the top...what kinda ritual is this🤣.
@NIL0S
@NIL0S Ай бұрын
Fffffffff....I was actually waiting on the advice at the end 😂😂😂
@jonathanself1263
@jonathanself1263 Ай бұрын
Same 😢
@VeeWebCode
@VeeWebCode Ай бұрын
love all the videos
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