as a programmer, I expect genius level stuff for free 😁 since tech lead lost his wife, youre the funniest nerd on yt. keep it up; I need this humor in my life
@Jeremyak5 ай бұрын
"I have too many computer science degrees to be employable at this point" 😂
@hospeh5 ай бұрын
That one got me.
@hotpil70205 ай бұрын
"Sometimes I take my belt and whip myself. Still better than Java script"
@TehKarmalizer4 ай бұрын
Amen, brother. 🙏
@Aliceintraining4 ай бұрын
not wrong.
@MrSomethingdarkКүн бұрын
keep this at 420 and let's get the comments to 69
@yt-sweety5 ай бұрын
Still better than JavaScript
@axeman26385 ай бұрын
damn beat me to it.
@charlieking76005 ай бұрын
Anything better than JokeScript, which was developed for two weeks. And, that's kinda funny, it's earlier name was "Mocha", which is read by native Russians as "piss".
@j.r.r.tolkien87245 ай бұрын
Your brain was developed for two weeks. Your ancestors missed out on evolution.
@aafjeyakubu51245 ай бұрын
I lost it right there 🤣
@hunternegron3365 ай бұрын
Facts
@sreedev5 ай бұрын
> "has any programmer made anything useful with this?" > yes. > "alright, then its not worth my time" I'm weak lol
@peterittzes5 ай бұрын
I 100% saw that joke coming and it still got me
@mks-h5 ай бұрын
6:10 Now, a Whitespace program embedded into a C program is my new unreasonable phobia. How do I sanitize whitespaces, lol?
@deathpyre425 ай бұрын
Plot twist, the whitespace program is the only functional aspect of the program, what looks like a c-program isn't actually read by the compiler at all, it exists only as random code meant to space out the whitespaces. So when it comes time to debug it and they see the janky mess of C, they inadvertently irreparably break the whitespace program, and every attempted fix throws out worse and more cryptic errors.
@Austin-fc5gs5 ай бұрын
clang-format
@raz15725 ай бұрын
write everything on one line and don't use tab, elimiantes 2/3 of the syntax
@zeustechdev5 ай бұрын
@@raz1572 genious, once I saw a game being made under 10 lines, well if you put everything into 1 line it's a one line game ffs hahaha. And the guys in the video were doing exactly that
@izd45 ай бұрын
formatter on a pre-commit hook
@MelancolicoCatrin5 ай бұрын
props on the TempleOS in the background
@spiteu92725 ай бұрын
RIP Saint Terry
@SirFlak5 ай бұрын
The Parseltongue killed me 😂
@burntt9995 ай бұрын
As far as I’m concerned this guy is a genius. Plus it takes a shit load of knowledge to not only know about so many different programming topics but to also know how other people view them.
@NotJustBikes5 ай бұрын
Hey! I know that guy from the #masstransit channel.
@WoolyCow5 ай бұрын
avg not just bikes moment
@iluvsoupers5 ай бұрын
Didn't expect to see you here 💀
@JamesTsividis5 ай бұрын
@@iluvsoupers Jason is in the tech industry I think.
@chri-k5 ай бұрын
Now we know it's not just bikes, but esolangs too!
@Truttle15 ай бұрын
No way not just esolangs???
@ellielikesmath5 ай бұрын
a triple math phd wanting to work on esolang instead of the hodge conjecture is very accurate. i also would've accepted them wanting to work on their crippling depression and/or their fear of human interaction. lol
@Jango19895 ай бұрын
"sometimes I write a malboge program. Sometimes I take a belt out and whip myself; still better than JavaScript." Truer words were never spoken.
@yds62685 ай бұрын
Causally solving the halting problem, I see
@GSBarlev5 ай бұрын
Halting problem is trivially solved-eventually all programs halt due to the heat death of the universe.
@yds62685 ай бұрын
I made a typo in "casually," but "caudally" fits too
@dylanclarke94975 ай бұрын
@@GSBarlev jokes on you, all mine halt because I'm a terrible coder
@ISV_Damocles5 ай бұрын
The joke was that the language was designed to not be Turing complete (eg, no recursion, fixed-function looping at best) so it can't be abused in the way he wants (to write a compiler into another esolang) and the fact that an esolang author would write such a language (that can't be abused for other esolangs) is what surprised him and then angered him.
@drdca82635 ай бұрын
@@ISV_DamoclesA programming language can be such that it simultaneously 1) isn’t Turing complete and the halting problem for it is computable 2) compilers for other languages can be written in it. For example, if the language requires that each program in it includes a proof that it halts on every input, this would make it so that the halting problem for it has the answer “yes”, but this shouldn’t really appreciably limit what languages it can have compilers for,
@MasterSergius5 ай бұрын
"The most effective way to waste time" - relates to 90% of modern IT industry
@XDarkGreyX5 ай бұрын
Processes and bureaucracy are the bane of humanity. The dose is usually too high
@monad_tcp5 ай бұрын
JS is the most effective way of wasting time. you could just make a simple HTML and call it a day
"This one detects if the program halts..." ..turning back to the keyboard in surprise... "It detects if the program halts?!?"
@JATmatic4 ай бұрын
This one was a golden. :D
@JohnWittle3 ай бұрын
Yeah this one made me pause I was laughing too hard
@nosuchthing83 ай бұрын
I *think* the joke is that that's not possible if it's Turing complete. So he only has interest in languages that can crash.
@warpspeedscp3 ай бұрын
Nah, it's because that would be the discovery of the millennium. @@nosuchthing8
@ekonomija87182 ай бұрын
@@nosuchthing8I think it can also be interpreted as the fact that he just stumbled upon _the most useful program possible_ lmao
@AdamBosnjakovic5 ай бұрын
the "ancient erlang" book in the background is on point
@NatiiixLP5 ай бұрын
I wonder how it differs from "modern erlang". Surely, it can't be worse!
@cygil13 ай бұрын
But at least one commercial telecom switch was programmed in Erlang. Surely that should be Haskell or ObjectCaml or something.
@XGD5layerАй бұрын
@@cygil1 WhatsApp was too
@RurikLoderr5 ай бұрын
The jab at Rust is what really got me... thank you for that.
@guser4364 ай бұрын
Kept a straight face until he said Rust
@XGD5layerАй бұрын
5:48 "this can detect if the program halts" is underrated
@malamhari_5 ай бұрын
"If I have to much time, I come up with too many problems." got me
@josda10005 ай бұрын
Thank you for putting this out on father's day. Us father-programmers need something to laugh at. Especially javascript.
@KingJellyfishII5 ай бұрын
"I made this language like 3 languages ago" got me so hard it's very true
@The-cyber-imbiber5 ай бұрын
Teenagers under the age of 41 -- probably using Rustlang. What has this world come to?
@razac_zr5 ай бұрын
> "what is Esolang?" > exactly
@AlejandroGarcia_elviejo5 ай бұрын
ESOteric programming LANGuages
@johnsmith1953x5 ай бұрын
@@AlejandroGarcia_elviejo Is there a list of them somewhere?
@boner40984 ай бұрын
@@johnsmith1953x list? What are you, 12? There are ASTs.
@ChiefBridgeFuser5 ай бұрын
As an electrical who understood about half of this with a son-in-law who resembles this character and a son who was rejected from a full-stack javascript job: I approve.❤❤❤
@andrewyork38694 ай бұрын
Getting rejected from a JS job is a mark of honor.
@JohnDoe-my5ip4 ай бұрын
NodeJS is an abomination
@gjsmo5 ай бұрын
So I wanted to know how many of the esolangs talked about in this video were were real, and in looking them up I found out that the APL poster on the wall is actually a Deadfish interpreter. So that's fun.
@GSBarlev5 ай бұрын
I'm knee-deep wading through the esolangs wiki rn. *There's a whole dang wiki* of these works of art.
@thezipcreator5 ай бұрын
literally all of them, I've seen them before on the esolangs wiki
@ped7g5 ай бұрын
This channel is secretly documentary channel. Just hiding it under facade of satire, but if you dig into it deeper... there's always truth behind, like JavaScript being horrible.
@piedpiper11724 ай бұрын
@@ped7gThis channel has taught me, a person who cannot code even a single line in any language, to reflexively hate Java Script and mention that hate any time it comes up in conversation.
@miguelguthridge5 ай бұрын
The ADHD and autism jokes were such a personal attack
@GSBarlev5 ай бұрын
The scary thing is I don't think a single one of these esolangs were invented for this video. See: *_Gen Alpha Brainrot_* whose Hello World begins with, as described: sigma _(x8)_ grimaceshake skibidi sigma _(x8)_ rizz gyatt fanumtax skibidi sigma _(x8)_ ohio skibidi...
@zyansheep5 ай бұрын
its beautiful...
@alzeNL5 ай бұрын
When your late to term on your 1st year of a PhD and the only supervisor willing to take on your research subject wrote an obscure programming language that no one uses and the book costs £95 to learn the basics, yes, thats this man :D
@tigerstallion4 ай бұрын
and he forgets his syntax because he wrote it like 3 languages ago 😆
@5cover5 ай бұрын
"LLVM? Never heard of it. I use VirtualBox."
@MatthijsvanDuin5 ай бұрын
I still have deep respect for the person who wrote an Unlambda (esoteric pure functional language) interpreter in INTERCAL, and even more for the person which, based on a comment in the source code, found and fixed an integer overflow bug in it.
@TRDiscordian5 ай бұрын
I'm only 1min into this, but as someone who has written a most efficient interpreter for an esolang, and my own language spec, and an interpreter on my Switch for that language, this video seems extremely accurate.
@DontAatMe4 ай бұрын
"I forgot my syntax. I wrote this language like 3 languages ago." 😂😂 Bro Im dying!! Im not going to pretend I understood everything you said, but the little bit I did understand was absolutely hilarious! I really needed that laugh. You've earned my subscription. Thank you!!!❤
@TomHutchinson52 ай бұрын
"Any person in the esolang discord could write you a compiler much faster than everything on the market in a weekend. But no, instead they're creating brainjuice adaptations and writing Java for a living. Average rustling doesn't even know how a computer works." FACTS ! I feel so seen
@linuxcuanthony4935 ай бұрын
Richie Guix is my idol.
@thalber5 ай бұрын
i am amazed that they gave this character a vaguely positive character arc. all the other recurring characters only become MORE of a threat to society over time, but this guy - now knows he's autistic - focuses less on bullying people - discusses mass-transit
@cyberking11285 ай бұрын
Blessed be the uploaders; Programmers are also Human (PBUT). May our minds be opened by their wisdom and our burdens lightened by their humor. Let us rejoice in the unity and fellowship they foster in the hallowed halls of KZbin and beyond. Amen, and may the algorithms ever favor their content.
@zeckma5 ай бұрын
Thanks for bringing Richie Guix back to the show! I'm hoping we'll get to hear from him again about GNU/Linux!
@ronaldosd5 ай бұрын
He actually calls It GNU + Linux 😂
@lubricustheslippery50283 ай бұрын
Why? When it exists an OS that speaks in tongues
@DrunkSnowWhite4 ай бұрын
0:11 Plot twist: he's not asking for a Personal System/2 adapter. That's too mainstream. No, he's asking for a PlayStation 2 adapter
@yevgeniysimonov59065 ай бұрын
"If I have too much time, I come up with too many problems" - this is genius 🤣
@joeybuddy964 ай бұрын
That's kind of how maths doctors work. Gotta make more problems than you can solve.
@davidreghay36292 ай бұрын
Omg, the scoff at the blank paper of printed out whitespace code
@chattphotos5 ай бұрын
There perfect programming languages and those that are used (they do not overlap)
@unfa005 ай бұрын
I love that Matrix glitch sequence. Having some nice VFX fun I see :) Amazing work! Taking all the pictures for photogrammetry must have been quite a challenge while you keep your hand up like that :D
@antonliakhovitch83064 ай бұрын
It certainly *looks* like photogrammetry, but I wonder whether it might have been a nerf (which requires a lot less imagery). In any case, photogrammetry isn't too terrible either these days -- just take a video with your phone, and software will automagically grab the best stills.
@crackwitz4 ай бұрын
Idk, likely just was the actor staying still while the camera man moves wildly
@antonliakhovitch83064 ай бұрын
@@crackwitz It most definitely was not. Those were impossible camera moves (unless they had a robot), and the scene definitely turns into some sort of 3D reconstrut
@hglankshear4 ай бұрын
Without knowing from the inside how an effect is done, you can posit a few options but its hard to know for sure. Here is how I could achieve an effect like that. I would either use - gaussian splatting - nerf - photogrammatry - Single frame camera projection onto a 3D environment with animated camera - some tools can do frame projection with limited animated camera moves automatically
@johanngambolputty53515 ай бұрын
Took me a while to notice the templeos in the background... nice.
@Palozon5 ай бұрын
The doubletake at the somehow-solved halting problem got a chuckle from me
@oserodal27025 ай бұрын
Why does it feel like he would consider Rust an esolang, but hates it because it has real-world usage?
@DavidPlass5 ай бұрын
Because he does.
@HeatSeekingVelociraptor5 ай бұрын
I don't why I never noticed this before, but this character (and a few others) sound exactly like Strong Bad.
@svenstarson19085 ай бұрын
but, can you use the language to mine quinoa-coins? asking for a friend.
@muxecoid4 ай бұрын
I am in a company that has inhouse domain specific langauge, we liked to compare it to intercal. As for adding please that changes the result - this often happens in LLM prompt engineering.
@tigerstallion4 ай бұрын
lol. some dumb PMs are going to start saying you get better results if youre nice to the AI
@westbywest5 ай бұрын
I'm really liking this documentary channel so cleverly disguised as satire.
@twobombs4 ай бұрын
this is how I feel doing quantum programming. had a lot of fun with this clip. will share with other QC programmers....
@yds62685 ай бұрын
Gentoo boot menu is Turing complete?!
@qlum5 ай бұрын
You can compile grub with lua support I think or could at some point.
@zekicay5 ай бұрын
Grub's menu system should be turing-complete, it has alu, branches, and with `source` + `normal`, you can even have multiple source files and a call stack.
@monad_tcp5 ай бұрын
grub2 is turing complete, you can source your own script, thus creating an infinite loop
@A5A5A5A5h5 ай бұрын
GRUB has a LISP API IIRC
@krpp5 ай бұрын
I was waiting for the APL joke. It was beautiful.
@chitra___5 ай бұрын
Noob here, I didn't get it
@TeroKeskiValkama3 ай бұрын
@@chitra___, he read it aloud like it was occult script. You can't read it aloud, it's just a bunch of unpronounceable symbols.
@AConversationOn5 ай бұрын
// Start of main program // Push 'h' ASCII value (104) // Push 'i' ASCII value (105) // Push 'l' ASCII value (108) // Push 'a' ASCII value (97) // Push 'r' ASCII value (114) // Push 'i' ASCII value (105) // Push 'o' ASCII value (111) // Push 'u' ASCII value (117) // Push 's' ASCII value (115) // Push ';' ASCII value (59) // Print the characters on the stack until the stack is empty
@johanngambolputty53515 ай бұрын
Wouldn't it have to be a dequeue or you're going to pop them out in reverse order for printing? 😜
@TheOriginalJohnDoe5 ай бұрын
"I have too many computer science degrees to be employable at this point"
@CompanionCube5 ай бұрын
5:19 this actually reminds me of something philosophical; you think you have all the time in the world, until you don‘t have any time left
@PointyHairedJedi4 ай бұрын
Pretty sure this is canonically the origin of the Adeptus Mechanichus in WH40k.
@Puschit15 ай бұрын
I am understanding less and less, yet, it somehow becomes even funnier.
@f1f1s5 ай бұрын
I haven’t laughed that hard for years. The ‘SMETANA to Infinity’ made me double up with laughter on the floor for 20 minutes straights. The last time I cried that hard was Stewart Ashen’s ‘Violin (violin)’ review video. This is the best of your videos.
@joseduarte98235 ай бұрын
TempleOS on the PC was a nice touch
@Caminante-blanco5 ай бұрын
This is so great! I literally got to take a class with Chomsky at the UofA
@Skwisgar23224 ай бұрын
HAHAHA, I was waiting for the white space reference, the printout of it was a perfect joke.
@MelancolicoCatrin5 ай бұрын
sigma sigma sigma skibidi... I died here
@GSBarlev5 ай бұрын
A modern update to the SMBC comic about the "most elegant programming language ever created" having been written by twelve year olds: C8==D++
@NilesBlackX5 ай бұрын
@@GSBarlev Can you put a boner array in your butt loop?
@TheDiveO5 ай бұрын
"errors are for beginners. we do only undefined behavior"
@davidzwitser5 ай бұрын
Loved the APL parseltongue. APL’s are the best non-esolang esolangs
@75hilmar5 ай бұрын
He reminds me of the guy from star trek tng "The Nth degree". The old alien guy with the dreads who doesn't travel the universe, he makes people super smart via space time manipulation so the people come to him
@roboto_5 ай бұрын
this is the best one so far
@gkail69805 ай бұрын
"The esolang space isn't as policed as the academic space. It is policed as the anime space though" - this is a major lol
@vacc10014 ай бұрын
THIS IS GOLD. Whoever wrote this, bro, you are a goddamn genius.
@unl0ck9985 ай бұрын
The production is amazing, set dressing, everything
@TheD3cline5 ай бұрын
love you bro you are hilarious and are the only light in our dim industry
@tigerstallion4 ай бұрын
its like it was almost worth learning all this esoteric bs because I can laugh at the jokes 😂
@bluedrack28175 ай бұрын
"It dectect if it halt ?" is the best
@the_dude_josh5 ай бұрын
That room decor actually slaps
@Cerlancism5 ай бұрын
Brainfog is the censored version
@ethanr0x5 ай бұрын
That 4:3 laptop though
@Pblrzo5 ай бұрын
You've got me on "Visually pleasing"
@yohaanmaster5 ай бұрын
> Write "hello world" in 5d brainfuck with multiverse time travel > Fork statements? what's that > Turing tarpits? my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that tar, tar never changes > Put "esolang dev" on CV > Mfw i become senior product manager at meta
@rperanen5 ай бұрын
As someone interested in compilers this was a blast. Thank you!
@s1v75 ай бұрын
5:45 "this one can detect if the program halts" - i would be curious to see it as well )))
@SkigBiggler5 ай бұрын
Nice increase in production value, looks like they hired a set for this one
@Evilanious5 ай бұрын
"It's the journey that matters. The longer, the better." That's gold!
@tedtran78552 ай бұрын
This is the most accurate one yet, wow. Especially the body and facial hair lmao
@jojoanggono32292 ай бұрын
I'm comp sci graduate, found this hilarious...alles gutte...😂👍 He said "out..out..." Reminded me so much of the motorola 68k assembly lecturer, a Prof from Russia. 😂 No offense though to our comrade from Russia
@bevengersio5 ай бұрын
"This one can detect if the program halts. This one can detect if the program halts?" Fav line.
@ShadowKestrel5 ай бұрын
oh wow this is bringing back some memories. insert meme of 'i should call her' with my old esolangs wiki acc
@DreySF5 ай бұрын
Fckn amazing, 😂 thank you!
@nakoskyranos40804 ай бұрын
I am a casual who can't even code, but I still get a lot of the jokes! how? what a comedic genious!
@willmarsman17654 ай бұрын
"Do you happen to have a PS2 adapter for me" LMAO so good right off the bat
@MichaelGraham19805 ай бұрын
Loved the double take on "this one can detect if your program halts"
@mojeimja5 ай бұрын
a little more time and the author solves and fixes Godel's incompleteness :)
@LinusBerglund5 ай бұрын
This makes me think about that Dan Friedman's 60th birthday video when Oleg Kiselyov had a talk, said something like "... the natural step is of course..." and then had a slide with so many nested call/cc:s that the audience burst out laughing.
@czczr5 ай бұрын
complete gold, thank you 🎉
@franknord48265 ай бұрын
"Now explain it back to me in BNF". I know multiple people who would be starkly offended by that. 😂
@mololabo4 ай бұрын
If I hadn't failed my university studies, this is probably what I would've ended up as. Gotta love esolangs.
@hamsandwich7805 ай бұрын
I dont think many people caught the 5d chess with multiverse time travel reference but I appreciate it, a good game
@Strykenine5 ай бұрын
Thank God for subtitles.
@robertjenkins61325 ай бұрын
I always have soft subs on, so for this video I had _double subtitles_ - hard subs on top of soft subs.
@v.nd.tt.s89435 ай бұрын
I was eating borshch and then when Smetana came in, I suddenly realized what my borshch was lacking.
@satibel4 ай бұрын
"it detects if the program halts?!?" got me. (for those who don't know, the halting problem is a famous impossible algorithm.)
@optimisticlucio61245 ай бұрын
i'm fucking crying, it's so good
@da39vinci5 ай бұрын
Programming does require masochism (the tech variant).
@RedstonekPL5 ай бұрын
kinda surprised richie guix didnt mention dawn, the subleq-only os