Programming Languages Slander

[@AquaQuokka]

You should rewrite this video in Rust

[@Dikkie_Dik]

🤓

[@RenderingUser]

This video is owned by the DreamBerd Foundation

[@AquaQuokka]

@@RenderingUser print("Hello, world)!

[@undefined24]

😂

[@Dev-Siri]

​@@AquaQuokka print("Hello, world

[@sphericalcylinder]

C# users when they figure out their language is just Microsoft Java

[@stefano_schmidt]

...language is better Java

[@henryfleischer404]

It's better Java, probably the best thing Microsoft is currently working on.

[@sharkpyro93]

its a complete different beast (in a good way) at this point

[@Anuacc2]

C# haters when they realize C# is better than Java even though its duplicate.

[@BotanistOnDuna]

@@stefano_schmidtshut up Java is best because best also object oriented best because best smd lol cope bozo ratio Java best

[@leshommesdupilly]

Rust is like c++ with a Karen compiler

[@emmanueldolderer1225]

Dude's complaining the compiler won't let him write bad code lol

[@kabinet0]

@@emmanueldolderer1225 What if I want to leak leak memory and play with void pointers though? C++ is just so much more fun when you're never quite sure if it's going to blow up in your face.

[@Poem-Tree]

@@kabinet0you can leak memory in rust. It is safe

[@CamaradaArdi]

Box::leak and c_void

[@leshommesdupilly]

@@emmanueldolderer1225 You call that "bad code", I call it "skill issue"

[@그냥사람-e9f]

Bioinformatics reimplementing a x86 instruction in python to make it compute the same thing in 300 trillion cpu cycles instead of 0.3

[@GSBarlev]

I realize that this is good-natured slander in the spirit of the video, but this is literally why pypy, numba and (allegedly) Mojo exist.

[@dolorsitametblue]

Not a drill. Repeating, IT IS NOT A DRILL!!! Nim is mentioned! Time to throw a party ))). Thank you, @Virbox . Love all your videos, especially memes.

[@Virbox]

thank you :)

[@GSBarlev]

As a Python __main__ I'm glad I leaned C++ (and C) first-it means that I'm not intimidated reading library code, and it means that I'm *always grateful* I don't have to write that garbage.

[@thicccatto3956]

C was my first ever language and i miss those days and i love C really but thank fuck Python has so much built in functions and libraries i can't write 40 lines of code again just to create a heap

[@norielgames4765]

0:18 finding leaks is very easy (on Unix systems such as Mac and Linux) You add system("leaks yourExeName"); before the return in your main function, and before executing your program you execute something along the lines of export MallocLogging=1 Then you just execute your program and it tells you in which line of which file the pointer was allocated. If you're in the habit of always making sure all your pointers are freed, the place in which you should free this one should be very easy to figure out in like, less than one second.

[@CamaradaArdi]

Figuring out the place where to free your allocation is indeed not trivial

[@norielgames4765]

@@CamaradaArdi after some time struggling with the same project, it is indeed not trivial. But this should make it easier.

[@597das]

had to spend weeks finding a memory leak on windows ce once. still have nightmares to this day... linux is worth using just for valgrind alone imo

[@CamaradaArdi]

@@597das The nightmare also that the memory might have been freed somewhere else *shivers*

[@thechosenzendro]

The python performance was abstracted away

[@SMUS16475]

*PHP devs when they find out what the first "P" in PHP stands for.*

[@AeroliteSR]

............

[@spacemario]

Personal?

[@jackricono]

@@spacemarioLater on the devs changed the acronym. Now its PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor

[@AzenalBaidin]

COBOL programmer struggling to not dying before their program being replaced by new language

[@GSBarlev]

Do you watch Veronica Explains? She just retired from her career as a COBOL dev, and I figure there can't be that many of you.

[@AzenalBaidin]

@@GSBarlev yeah i do, glad she retired from this hell

[@samconnelly7630]

(and said new language was Rust)

[@supercellodude]

Haskell programmers when they need to prove that their modification for animated anime women wallpaper doesn't violate the monad laws

[@stdprocedure]

if anime waifus were semigroups, I would concatenate with them 😍🤭

[@OldKing11100]

For Go, I can confirm that's not only how garbage collection works, but that's how us developers behave also.

[@ultra7403]

As a java user I can confirm that I'm a psycho

[@chickenbobbobba]

try kotlin

[@tobyconner5827]

​@@chickenbobbobbayoure still a java user shush

[@chickenbobbobba]

@@tobyconner5827 i use kotlin now lmao

[@darshplaysmc1015]

@@chickenbobbobba no. i dont think i will. java > kotlin always.

[@kalilinux8902]

​@@darshplaysmc1015 Kotlin is pretty good and well documented give it a try

[@nastykerb34]

0:03 minecraft devs

[@paverse]

.NET/C# not mentioned? :(

[@hetias]

Only reasons for programing in Java: -College -Minecraft modding thanks for reading❤

[@locorocchino]

erm sorry but i mod minecraft in kotlin 🤓☝

[@henryfleischer404]

I programmed in Java for the first reason, and I play modded Minecraft every week.

[@youarethecssformyhtml]

Man I laughed at JavaScript 💀💀 But seriously each language I've known has been made fun of and those who make fun of JavaScript speak like other languages are perfect. But honestly, I really hate JavaScript not because of the language itself but because of the catastrophic ecosystem, CSS, browser compatibility and web development in general

[@TylerInTraining]

JS was the reason I dropped out of self-taught web-dev years go. Something about it just didn't take with me at the time, maybe it'd be better if I tried it now?

[@youarethecssformyhtml]

@@TylerInTraining Well if you're goin to do so, I recommend using TS which improves DX by a large margin

[@amongusisdeadstopjokingabo1484]

nim reference?!?!?!?!!?/// please use Nim - sincerely, definitely not xTrayambak

[@henryfleischer404]

What's nim?

[@djiekamjskskwks]

​@@henryfleischer404A very based programming language

[@rotteegher39]

My trait bound is not satisfied by this video.

[@omerakgoz34]

1:21 That's not true :c Even big rust game engines hardly exceeds 100 MB debug binary.

[@misternegative2759]

This video was written in .mp4 language and its compiled by mpeg4

[@ninetysixvoid]

this video was written in mp4, then compiled to webm using libvpx-vp9 and libopus

[@futureplot21]

umm actually, c++ is not unsafe, rather the API, handling and encrypting has to be done correctly. And it is also wrong to make stereotypes in programmers and programming languages. 🤓☝️

[@Raspredval1337]

#ifdef NDEBUG #define true false #endif go brrr 😎👌

[@frecio231]

I suppose you live under a rock because this "slander" videos are exactly that, stereotypes of people, is suppose to make fun of a stereotype and over exaggerating it to the point it becomes clear that it cannot be true that someone thinks is real.

[@GSBarlev]

​@@frecio231I'm pretty sure that's the joke

[@ollicron7397]

C++ is unsafe because cppreference can't be read by humans.

[@frecio231]

@@GSBarlev probably...

[@henryfleischer404]

Not a mention of Ruby... You know it's more convenient than whatever you use. Switch to it. Or at least learn it. Or at least set it up so you can use IRB, it's better than the Windows calculator app.

[@TheChair610]

rust is better

[@henryfleischer404]

@@TheChair610 Ah, and apples are better than oranges.

[@itsmeagain1415]

1:07 this has openned a wound in my heart!

[@MrAbrazildo]

0:48, just do your homework, and it'll stop being unsafe. 1:05, I can imagine: const auto some_lambdafunction = []( ) {some_array[some_var}; // Expected ] (to close array indexing) before }, closing the lambda.

[@DiamondSaberYT]

Couldn’t agree more with the rust build directory.

[@i-use-4rch-btw]

Rust is like statically typed Python

[@TheChair610]

rust better

[@sayven]

absolutely unhinged

[@gr4tisfaction]

Geese are like fennec foxes with wings

[@LubosMudrak]

Laughs in 8KB Rust app 😝 (trimming it down to this size made me lose half of my sanity)

[@Arch-e2v]

you really made my day

[@williamdrum9899]

0:57 "skill issue"

[@dorathedestroyer4081]

those dancing garbage cans are hilarious😂

[@Tibicraft08]

If Java is psycho, what do people in the west use instead?

[@stdprocedure]

Java is a good alternative for Java, since they are very similar and share the same benefits (sorry I was drunk when I commented that)

[@sharkpyro93]

europe is dominated by java and angular jobs by a huge margin, i wonder whats the job market like in the US

[@greg77389]

@@sharkpyro93 Java is dominated by India

[@sharkpyro93]

@@greg77389 enterprise jobs in Europe are 90% java and its not going to change anytime soon

[@TheChair610]

rust is the best

[@Dev-Siri]

should you learn java? !yes do I know java? !yes did I try java? !no then can I give opinions about it? !no so here are top 5 reasons why one would program in Java: thanks for reading.

[@TheChair610]

yes! rust is better!

[@lefloysi]

actually im a python / c++ dev lol. best of both worlds

[@arcymenel4959]

Thats it. ThePrimeagen im summoning you🧙‍♂️

[@Apis035]

Nim mentioned! 🎉

[@adamkoxxl]

Hell yeah Nim mentioned 👑💯🎉

[@kxuydhj]

and as i expected, shell script does not exist.

[@sharkpyro93]

im a java hostage unfortunately, gotta love your european corporate job

[@TheChair610]

just use rust

[@sharkpyro93]

@ of course I can just use rust at a thousand employees enterprise company

[@TheMetalkon]

When C# is forgotten in meme videos featuring multiple languages... yet again. 💀

[@Bob-qz5yj]

underrated af

[@그냥사람-e9f]

Why tf would they mention Java twice

[@krakenengineer4568]

0:50 technically all languages are made by humans so all languages are unsafe. You can't be sure that your program won't cause some random error and crash even if you personally haven't made any mistakes and it doesn't depend on what language you use

[@siliconhawk]

okay ngl idk if anyone told you this before the the music/background audio is absolute trash and very distracting. wtf how and why

[@kouoshi]

zig not mentioned.

[@duydug9967]

hey man, are you using Rust?

[@Virbox]

Didn't make big projects with it yet, but maybe in future

[@pam4962]

I think you should rewrite this comment in rust

[@vlava_reads7484]

I never know that using Rust makes you turn into Aokiji

[@tristanmisja]

My dreams after programming for 52 hours straight

[@thetachyon456]

Julia users explaining why their language is the future (It will never be used in a professional environment)

[@TheChair610]

rust is better and is used in all enviornmnets. even the natrual enviornment of the bobcat

[@mzakyr342]

i tried rust before and the crate is kinda big

[@-00111]

maybe make a bootloaders slander

[@at-sushi]

In my opinion, Rust compilation is more predictable than C++.

[@TheChair610]

rust best

[@МаксимОрлов-п2ф]

And no word about Assembly language ))

[@그냥사람-e9f]

Least complicated x86 instruction: Compare and Compute Last Digit of Pi if Multiple of 69, Last Digit of Square Root of 2 if Multiple of 420, else Cure Cancer and Run Doom

[@briannormant3622]

@@그냥사람-e9f and don't forget its mnemonic: CCLDpiMSNLsqrt2420MCCRD. Probably the only thing least understable than C standart library utra short naming scheme

[@new_simsons]

Most readable assembly code :

[@BurzowySzczurek]

With the using java in 2023 joke I think you offended the 95% of Minecraft modding community 😄

[@TheChair610]

just use rust instead of java

[@C4Oc.]

​@@TheChair610 Can you write Minecraft mods in rust now or something?

[@greened7]

As a rust user, Gradlew is 100x times slower

[@thayeeboi890]

well guess what, i code in c++ AND in python

[@TheChair610]

rust better tho

[@Microwave_guy]

Python programmers when their code is only 20 times slower then Java: 😎

[@TheChair610]

rust better

[@antifurryoperator]

We all know Assembly is the best programming language

[@TheChair610]

rust is better

[@Zitrone21]

Just as it sounds

[@smarterlife7331]

Someone having hard time learning rust :)

[@TheChair610]

rust best

[@samconnelly7630]

Javascript devs when they compile a 300 MB to-do list app that requires the whole Google Chrome runtime and 50 other dependencies "But hey, it can run on Android and IOS too!"

[@rizzwan-42069]

The python ones are no cap.

[@TheChair610]

rust better

[@RealRatchet]

I use nim in prod btw

[@JohnDoe-np7do]

Zig programmers:

[@WilliamIsMe123]

JAVA IS NOT OUTDATED!

[@TheChair610]

rust better

[@TheChair610]

Rust is the best language

[@dswqsa895]

I am a lua guy

[@tensorkelechi]

Java programmers are legends to me 🔥

[@TheChair610]

rust better

[@sanjaybalnad4180]

Change background music, add music other programming slander meme videos use. Sorry for being rude but this background music is very bad, background music has lot of impact subconsciously.

[@pikazap6672]

Rust is roblox

[@ninetysixvoid]

Roblox is written in Lua

[@pikazap6672]

@@ninetysixvoid And I still can't run it on Linux

[@ninetysixvoid]

@@pikazap6672 I dont know why youtube deletes my comment 😭

[@stdprocedure]

@@pikazap6672You can through proton, but it was kinda buggy last time I tried

[@incremental_failure]

It funny becoz it true.

[@gr4tisfaction]

Rust is the worst language

[@BotanistOnDuna]

I WILL ALWAYS USE JAVA!!!

[@TheChair610]

rust better

[@BotanistOnDuna]

@@TheChair610 I WILL STILL ALWAYS USE JAVA!!!

[@CrazyLuke11]

Not First🎉🎉🎉🥳

[@somebody_2837]

rust is overrated

[@TheChair610]

rust is not overrated and is the best language to ever exist

[@somebody_2837]

@TheChair610 i hope that's sarcasm