Python Slander (programming language)

[@Virbox]

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[@dimcaftv]

Minecraft is just a wrapper for Java

[@GSBarlev]

Java slander will be ten minutes long and consist of only two jokes, with the rest being boilerplate. It's okay, the script will have been run through an obfuscator so no one will understand it anyway!

[@gre3nboy446]

The programing language is command blocks

[@GSBarlev]

@@gre3nboy446 PSA: github markdown recognizes the header ```mcfunction and syntax-highlights code blocks accordingly

[@AJXD2]

Frfr

[@rainbowskeppy5292]

🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Der_Rotsteiner]

def hello(world): print("hello," + world) hello("world")

[@craftrumzen2393]

void helloWorld() { String world = "World"; cout

[@infinitycoder6813]

import java.io.*; class HelloWorld { public static void helloWorld(String world){ System.out.print("Hello " + world); } public static void main(String[ ] args){ helloWorld("World"); } }

[@Der_Rotsteiner]

@@infinitycoder6813 global _start section .text: mov eax, 0x4 mov ebx, 1 mov ecx, message mov edx, message_lenght int, 0x80 mov eax, 0x1 mov ebx, 0 int 0x80 section .data: message: db "Hello World!", message_lenght epu $-message

[@GSBarlev]

world : str = "world" print(f"Hello, {world}")

[@Der_Rotsteiner]

@@GSBarlev global _start section .text: mov eax, 0x4 mov ebx, 1 mov ecx, message mov edx, message_lenght int, 0x80 mov eax, 0x1 mov ebx, 0 int 0x80 section .data: message: db "Hello World!", message_lenght epu $-message

[@TeaMaster420]

Actually, I learnt c++ as my first language, then I learnt python. Now when I try to write smth in c++, I'm like opening 40 tabs for a simple algorithm.

[@CastelGandolfo605]

Nie tylko ty tak masz po pythonie…

[@CastelGandolfo605]

@Certyfikowany Przewracacz Hulajnóg Elektrycznych Dusi na umyśle :/

[@budgetarms]

#include Almost all the simple/basic algorithms are in there.

[@imienazwisko6150]

Why 4 comments here are polish for no reason

[@aaronstorm5495]

​@@CastelGandolfo605Use English dog

[@EnterAName1]

0:16 : makes code so harf

[@EnterAName1]

Hard

[@TheDada0106]

I like the fact that you precise (programming language) in the title

[@dankeykang868]

Python slander: This mf has no legs😂🤣🐍

[@leox6190]

yeah... people should know what this is, because if that wasn't there, it'd be a heck of a disappointment for them lmao

[@DebuggerKnight]

@@leox6190 but I was here for the snake :(

[@leox6190]

@@DebuggerKnight yet you still took your time to watch it, what a legend...

[@biskitpagla]

Rust, Go - the list of objectively hard to google language names goes on and on.

[@NearLWatson]

Optimizing for better speed in python is an art!.

[@noertri618]

Curly braces is nightmare

[@pluffcrock3438]

better than "indentation error"

[@noertri618]

@@pluffcrock3438 but it more readable, it is such pain when missing one curly bracket

[@alikhanmagomedaliev5500]

@@pluffcrock3438 Never had such a problem, it's too exaggerated

[@UnrealRealityNoYT]

Stuff like C# is for kids python errors are fucking BRUTAL (exactly why I use c#)

[@ChimeraGilbert]

C is just a script wrapper for machine code

[@crypticlol]

fr

[@ItsCOMMANDer_]

but c isnt i scripting language tho

[@smmb4818]

Now I'm curious to know if there will be a "Python Slander (snake)".

[@bearwolffish]

functional_bros = list(map(lambda x : 10 * x, oop_bros))

[@visalxe]

Never used Python, and still found it hilarious asf

[@МаксимТрухинов]

SyntaxError: not a chance

[@randomd9800]

0:30 one of the hardest truths to accept in life

[@Валела-й9с]

I didn't know what Python older than Java, i shock

[@xE92vD]

0:30 is that really true?

[@biskitpagla]

Yup. Java even took some inspirations from Python and vice versa.

[@aspuser1081]

Your funny python almost cover all programming languvage😊

[@nevokrien95]

I don't use opp in python unless I am forced to by a libarsry

[@lawrencedoliveiro9104]

1:46 Not completely wrong. The ctypes module is a wonderful way to create Pythonic wrappers for C libraries. I was even able to use it to wrap libdbus to work with asyncio.

[@Zzznmop]

I like this. Any sharable snippets? I’m particularly interested in using asyncio to write wrappers around libraries that only support synchronous API calls

[@lawrencedoliveiro9104]

@@Zzznmop For one-off calls, you can use to_thread() (introduced in Python 3.9) to pass the call off to a temporary worker thread. For more elaborate situations, you can manage your own worker threads.

[@Zzznmop]

@@lawrencedoliveiro9104 nice. Ty Ty friend!

[@stifskere7220]

@@Zzznmop that's literally the problem of python devs "any snippets" "any code you can share" "i can't do my own code i need to copy"

[@plaintext7288]

​@@stifskere7220why do cpp programmers use then? or not just plain c?

[@hidami]

0:33 is so true, lmao

[@j0w03l]

Python when you mix tabs and spaces:

[@GSBarlev]

I never understood this until I installed vim on a barebones system that didn't already have a vimrc with the the tab -> 4 spaces configuration set

[@river.]

took me 2 months to figure this out😤

[@EdeYOlorDSZs]

AAAAAAA

[@duniyafreehaimainahihu]

indentation in python 💀

[@lenargilmanov7893]

Python devs when I use semicolons in my code: 😨😬😠

[@theworstredstoner0950]

I am currently learning haskell and C

[@nicolasn12]

Me after learning python: I CAN DO ANYTHING!!!

[@TheeSirRandom]

I refuse to touch python, simply because I know I will get used to all the nice and fancy features and abandon C and Dlang, which I never want ever.

[@hecker_reall]

i fuking hate when people tells me 'is python the language for kids?'

[@Gordin508]

RIP pip search :(

[@MrBlankCoding156]

Python is my fav language 🥲

[@stanleyconnor6898]

"pip search" destroyed me too. 😥

[@GSBarlev]

Me, a conda user: "pip? You mean that thing you use to install packages from github?"

[@stanleyconnor6898]

@@GSBarlev conda or anaconda?

[@GSBarlev]

@@stanleyconnor6898 mamba (mambaforge), technically.

[@_Elvyra._]

NO! I REFUSE! PYTHON WITH BRACES WOULD NOT MAKE THE WOLRD BETTER *angry python coder noises*

[@butterbean_01]

True. Indentation is used anyway SOOO

[@capnryna]

Join the nest

[@MrAeral]

same 😡😡😠😠😠😠

[@craftrumzen2393]

Hah, python user some 'coders' . C++ is better

[@ataladin87]

@@craftrumzen2393 indeed it is. C++ has Dscipline. Oh no, I misspelled *_"dIclsipne"_* The jig is up, in actually a Python Proggrammer.

[@bobth6095]

from __future__ import braces for braces in Python

[@kryptoid2568]

0:33 Omg this hits really hard. Python feels like a foreign land. Imagine misspelling a variable. C++ would catch it (ayo what's dis???), but Python would treat it as a definition and legal.

[@RussellTeapot]

It beat my ass once. I started with Python since it seemed easier, then eventually I learned a (very very very superficial) bit of C++ and thought "WAA WAAA why C++ is so stiff ohmygod cut me some slack". Then I realized that yes, it can feel strict and verbose, but it's a good thing.

[@ollicron7397]

Many ways of doing things will often lead to you doing things the wrong way, and I dislike python for that.

[@RussellTeapot]

@@ollicron7397 But you can also enforce good practices yourself, no?

[@ataladin87]

@@RussellTeapot I hate Python cause of how Undisciplined it is. Love how strict cpp is.

[@wesleynunes3747]

​@@ataladin87 I don't hate python per se, but I see everyone recommending python as a first programming language and I think that's bad, people should learn data types and a bit of algorithms even before learning their first programming language, and as far as I know python isn't used for much apart from data science and machine learning, I'd say learning C or Java as a first is better.

[@i-use-4rch-btw]

We could make ourselves safer from AI by writing it all in Python so AI wouldn’t be able to do anything fast

[@TopHatSquad667]

As a guy who has only used html css and lua (for now) I have no idea what any of this means… I’ll make an update in the future, if I even make it that far…

[@lightyagami4530]

1:02 more like something wrong..Python... You're sweating

[@snay6869]

I died on 0:39

[@GeorgeNoiseless]

Python slander videos: "If only it used braces" Nim founders: "We borrowed the BEST part of Python, the Brace Free Syntax!" Nim devs: "Brace-free syntax saved my life, saved my marriage and made me a 10x coder!"

[@keshi5541]

Lmao python makes you a 10x programmer what about the rare 100x ?

[@JXQU3]

As a nim dev I hate indentation scoping.

[@cgyh68748]

I prefer indentation

[@Microwave_guy]

POV: you accidentally put your “homework” path as the dataset path in a PyTorch script and now it made a reenactment of GPT 2

[@liquidmobius]

print("Hello, World!") 👏👏👏🙌

[@craftrumzen2393]

std::cout

[@hacked.hacked]

​@@craftrumzen2393 System.out.println("Hello, World!");

[@craftrumzen2393]

@@hacked.hacked Console.WriteLine("Hello World");

[@hacked.hacked]

@@craftrumzen2393 section .text global _start section .data msg db 'Hello, world!',0xa len equ $ - msg section .text _start: mov edx,len mov ecx,msg mov ebx,1 mov eax,4 int 0x80 mov ebx,0 mov eax,1 int 0x80

[@craftrumzen2393]

@@certyfikowanyprzewracaczhu3390 ?

[@dhupee]

Python programmer use Numba in their project: IM FAST AS FUK BOI !!!!

[@GSBarlev]

numba: for when you need to write something in C but worry that none of your team members will be able to review your code. Huge numba stan, ftr

[@pingyboy3400]

I love python so far, i hear sometime that it is not a "real programming" language, or that it is for kids. I'm just starting programming and i chose python cuz it have simple syntax and it's yeah... a good language. Some people say it's the best language to start with, other say it's not, but if i listen to everybody i will end up doing nothing i have to start somewhere, so i'l start with python, i hope i did not made a mistake.

[@littlescreen9175]

honestly the mistake would be to keep overanalyzing stuff and never start, regardless of what you chose to start with

[@TheFreedirt29]

Heh.. Imagine starting to code with anything but x86 assembly..

[@SamIsPoggers]

@@TheFreedirt29 i started with binary

[@defnlife1683]

@@TheFreedirt29 imagine not writing a Unix in PDP11 Assembly and LEARNING all that bloated x86 millenial stuff!

[@graydhd8688]

Obviously you need to start with fortran smh@@TheFreedirt29

[@uselessvids6407]

0:34 Variable having no types but having types internally made me like this

[@sullivanb2306]

All variables, in every single language, have types. Just because they’re not exposed to the user through static typing in dynamic languages, doesn’t mean they don’t exist, just that they only exist at runtime as opposed to a statically typed language where the types exist and are checked at compile time.

[@ItsCOMMANDer_]

but technicly 🤓 , types dont exists, on a cpu level its just 1s and 0s getting interperted differently@@sullivanb2306

[@satriadicky3732]

Can anyone explain each part, educate me please😅

[@그냥사람-e9f]

from __future__ import braces SyntaxError: Not a chance. Why isn't it possible

[@Guy_Sandler]

python with pypy is super fast

[@shuriken-studio]

ajjajajaja lol 0:50

[@mlpython1089]

If Python is a script wrapper for c++ then it is fast as c++. Python coder.

[@ItsCOMMANDer_]

nah, because you'd have to parse every thing and keep count of var names se if they exiists and other stuff

[@haithem8906]

its just a scratch without the fancy UI

[@deepbawne2256]

0:11 that would be great tbh. Semicolons would be bad. But curly brackets are far better than indentation imo.

[@Fnafer123-t5q]

While True: print("ီခုလီဘထါထုခ")

[@Octocat]

My favorite part of Python is the integrated time travel. Importing things from Future sure makes me chuckle.

[@gilvervalverde5783]

"Impressive... Very Noice" - Van Rossum, Patrick

[@Teratomaz]

Ah yes, Python OOP, also known as POOP,

[@gleitonfranco1260]

Nice language. I use it for Alexa ;-)

[@Pacvalham]

You can use curly braces around (indented) code blocks if they are prefixed with octothorpes.

[@Mrguaxinim]

Assembly please

[@Apis035]

"Python is script wrapper for C" Lua counts as this too isn't it?

[@МиколайДроздов-т6ю]

No, C is a compiled wrapper for Lua

[@justadude8716]

But it's actually good tho

[@FelipeGomes-s7u]

Is Lua worth learning like Python?

[@braindeadgamedev]

As a c++ and c# programmer I have to admit that I hate python for the lack of normal braces and dumb variables that can hold any type at any time

[@biskitpagla]

You can get pretty sane typesafety with typehinting and mypy. Works seamlessly with most editors.

[@crypticlol]

Ah, you love these dumb "", right? Gotcha

[@lizzyfleckenstein9837]

Virbox is the new TheSTEMGamer

[@blaze_arch6864]

Cool video, Virbox! :))

[@Virbox]

Thanks!

[@MihaelTurina]

C programmers coping because it takes them 50 lines to read a file:

[@md.ibnjihan2560]

Beginner Python devs like me getting stuck on creating virtual envs for installing packages on linux.

[@noTmeDev]

Java is just a wrapper for minecraft

[@vnc.t]

pls include modular's mojo in your next video

[@ifuego]

I'm learning Python after C++ 😐

[@danielkeehl7450]

I was learning c++ after python 💀

[@BlackBull.]

@@danielkeehl7450 poor soul😔

[@ifuego]

@@danielkeehl7450 Oh shit💀

[@herrforehead3745]

I'm learning c++ after learning C and python

[@biskitpagla]

Still a better lineup than what I had: 1 month of Python -> 5 years of zero programming -> 6 months of C -> 1 year of learning intermediate Python and C++ in parallel.

[@nzeu725]

I learned python after c++ and i can relate, it was a breath of fresh air and then i started C

[@notaxmarjoash5606]

Did you do a video of C. I'm loving the videos

[@404errorpagenotfound.6]

But if you count how long it takes for a C programmer to write the simplest code and get it to actually work then Python works out to be 20x faster....come at me.

[@StellarMirage]

Then the python program looses to C because of execution time 🙃

[@404errorpagenotfound.6]

@@StellarMirage well the C programmer has no friends except posters on stack exchange, now what?

[@ollicron7397]

There's just something wrong mentally physically and emotionally with someone who uses C for anything. The programmer often times just doesn't even have a good reason for doing so.

[@404errorpagenotfound.6]

@@ollicron7397C programmers get lots of street cred points from guys that can't get get girlfriends I suppose.

[@ataladin87]

@@ollicron7397 C++ is better than both. Both useful and Disciplined.

[@robinwang6399]

What can men do in face of such reckless hate. -Theoden king of Rohan

[@StevDoesBigJumps]

Yes, use nim and abuse reverse engineered python c packages.

[@निलेशमेहताकावीडियो]

निलेश मेहता हाथ बनने का मौका

[@fakt7814]

>python is just a script wrapper for C Yeah, and it's a great script wrapper.

[@creed_forever]

I first learnt python then java

[@10-volt]

When do you make a slander video for python snakes

[@ssmith99]

Python Slander (scripting language)

[@ItsCOMMANDer_]

per defenition, true

[@jumpjump-oz2pr]

Just try Bython

[@noertri618]

After study javascript i am hoping that someday python will come into browser natively

[@infienite9215]

it already has my friend, search it up you'll find it.

[@noertri618]

@@infienite9215 pyscript?? It is still in development

[@GamerBath]

0:28 Was literally me after fact checking on google

[@joschomo1010]

*World if all other languages used white space. Curly braces are annoying af😊

[@kuklama0706]

QuArK editor is written in Python.

[@zodayt]

rip for pip search

[@spongefart9586]

Tha shit felt personal

[@marufhassan634]

Make one for Flutter too

[@GSBarlev]

0:10 is spot on. The world has been a much better place since python 3.6 added support for f-strings (and yes, I'm aware that str.format() used curly braces long before that)

[@eddierandom6074]

I believe its referring to how other languages use {} to enclose statements like: if (true){do this;} Python uses indentation (4 spaces not tab) instead: If true: Do this

[@a_soulspark]

I like to believe this is a troll comment

[@GSBarlev]

@@a_soulspark Yes. Made in the same vein as: >>> from __future__ import braces (bah, KZbin markup is the worst... well, second worst, because JIRA exists)

[@myrminki]

0:50 COFF Cython COFF COFF

[@desmondanthony7135]

See JESUS

[@coreforce9872]

me who knows full well i could never code if i tried yet still watches anyway:

[@biskitpagla]

of course you can code my dude we all believe in you

[@coreforce9872]

i don’t have a knowledge in math so I can’t really.

[@RussellTeapot]

​@@coreforce9872 Don't fall for my same mistake: I was held back exactly for the same reason. It obviously helps immensely if you have strong mathemathical foundations, but even a dingus which only know multiplication tables like me can code, trust me. Try it! Start with "friendlier" languages like Python (don't take the slander too seriously) which have a less steeper learning curve and try to hang on and learn the basic concepts: truly a world of possibilities will open up for you, even if you just keep it as an hobby. It can be very fun and satisfying! It can also help to get a better grasp on maths too, because you can try to write programs based on math concepts you learn: for instance, I finally wrapped my head around basic trigonometry when trying to program a very simple collision system between a few random circles. It's easier than you think: at first nothing makes sense, you bang your head around and feel immensely stupid, but the more you keep going, the less stupid you'll feel. There are a ton of resources and communities around. Don't be scared!

[@paulokuyo7722]

​@@coreforce9872 not much math involved, just basic reasoning

[@coreforce9872]

i would continue to deny further but i have been learning lua and it really is that simple ~w~

[@felps3213]

been learning C and all of POSIX C APIs extensively for the past year. Also did C++ for a few months. Thinking of what take on next: Rust, Go, or just Python for fun?

[@TheMetalkon]

C# and maybe messing around with MAUI & Unity might be fun for ya.

[@Raspredval1337]

c++ stl raii and metaprogramming, it's one of the most frustrating and empowering expiriences ever existed

[@kiyu3229]

@@TheMetalkon whats MAUI?

[@notafbihoneypot8487]

Rust Gang

[@TheMetalkon]

@@kiyu3229 Fully cross platform native apps with only a single codebase.

[@herrforehead3745]

0:10 as someone who had to make a small compiler for a pseudo python language (had less stuff than python but had types declaration) in flex and bison for a project assignment, yeah indentation was a bitch to parse, god bless curly braces

[@LukeVilent]

In the end, I've just ended up making my python variables strongly typed, hacking cross reference with putting type as a string. That's when life started C my life on a ++ side again.

[@ArthurKhazbs]

High quality content (as always on Virbox)

[@AzenalBaidin]

I'm still new in programming, what's the context of c++ and python one???

[@dhupee]

many programmer start in C++, its pretty hard at first once you get a grasp on it then.....you touch python. its a breeze, like.....the code is like plain english

[@capnryna]

Because C++ was made by a monkey on a typewriter, the syntax is confusing and the OOP concept is hard to grasp. Python has simple syntax and is dynamically typed, making it easier to declare variables, and the syntax reads similar to english

[@craftrumzen2393]

@@dhupee C++ helps to understand system

[@dhupee]

@@craftrumzen2393 i know, i learn cpp for embedded programming

[@crypticlol]

​@@dhupeeI thought many programmers started with C

[@alexh2665]

Swift is a language for kids and if I wanted to use curly braces I’d go back to Java I hope I never have to touch Java again lmaoo

[@ataladin87]

I use Cpp. I DO NOT *_EVER_* Wanna learn Python. So many Undisciplined crap that goes on in Python.

[@ItsCOMMANDer_]

same, just with c

[@FelipeGomes-s7u]

who df uses OOP in Python? lol

[@jacky2476]

py is older!?

[@hamu_sando]

I wouldn't recommend newbies start with C++, it's got too much redundant history and arcane/unhelpful stuff. If you are absolutely adamant though then here are a few tips that fell out of my brain: restrict yourself to C++20 or later standards use a smart IDE (if possible) + static analysis tools to help catch bugs and 'undefined behaviour' use a modern test framework for unit testing ignore old snippets/ways of doing things as much as possible think carefully about whether your functions should be accepting a copy, reference, or smart pointer, and what the purpose of each is. try to write code with correctness and readability in mind, and avoid premature optimisation (wait until you have thoroughly benchmarked your code to see if/where anything needs performance improvements instead of thinking about it when writing new code) utilise the type system for validation where possible use composition over inheritance don't assume that C++ is some superior language that cannot be bested by anything else and is therefore the only choice; it's quite often possible to do what you want in other languages entirely (sometimes even faster) or with only minimal parts of performance critical code being written in C/C++ and then being utilised through some native interface.

[@crypticlol]

Just start programming in C

[@dexahtheman]

Yeah but why does the music on your videos always slap??