Proof Michael Reeves Should NEVER Be A LAWYER!!!

Making The US justice department real proud rn
outro song : open.spotify.com/album/2D29lg...

[@wingingglobe4095]

His defense that you can't discriminate against cats because they're not people is fucking perfect

[@someguy7412]

He probably could have run with that too, like "We may need to redifine the legal code to include cats, but with the legal code as is no crime was commited"

[@Nezha_Main]

Just purrfect....

[@rat_koon8198]

The funniest part is that real lawyers do that too.

[@javinater3567]

Michael: “you know why i carry this rock your honor” *smash* Michael: “ GOOO GOOO GOOO” *war*

[@123matthewbaker]

Me: clicks off video knowing this trial could be thrown at easily. Also me: *reads this comment* “time to find this part”

[@alierenkara3372]

23:16

[@ratnadippaul1366]

anyone knows who was playing as temmie?

[@zukoHD]

bruh i felt his dissapointment in them. how tf did they take that long to act after he pegged the judge in the face with a fuckin rock XD. lily and the others on their team were just standing there after Michael threw the rock like 👁👄👁

[@deadfire813]

He learned to practice law to stop the Boston Dynamics C&Ds

[@dexterwinn7615]

In Michael's defense, he had a pretty good case until Lily admitted to writing the letter

[@neileapenninan8706]

Yeah true also they changed corpses song to catgirls are ruining my life and I will never forgive them for that

[@thera9686]

@@neileapenninan8706 but corpse has a song named cat girls ruining my life, hasn`t he?

[@neileapenninan8706]

@@thera9686 oh nevermind I hadn't heard that one yet

[@HarrisonBuck720]

I thought when she was admitting that she was an evil bitch that it makes more sense she was threatened with her museum being blown up

[@caca95cb]

Honestly they could have taken advantage of the cat people saying that cat people are people to simply argue that the price was never meant for them, since people pay the people price

[@victorzansavio]

As a Law School student i can say that Michael was doing a great job. Even when he uses the anciant strategy of throw rocks and run, a classic Lawyer maneuver

[@InoXtiC]

“Do u know why i carry this rock, you honor?” -Michael Reeves aka The lawyer.

[@Martin-yl5bg]

the rockkickinglawyer

[@thecactuskingussr6765]

this is why they had to lock michael in a cage for the escapre room challange in offline tv

[@tungabunga4107]

all he had to use was his legs 😎

[@jfish5036]

"Objection your honor" "On what grounds?" "Dogs can play basket ball" "Over ruled" "It worked in air bud" 🤣🤣🤣

[@25thbam60]

Client : I killed a turtle ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ Lawyer Micheal: *SAY NO MORE*

[@The_Kini]

Lawyer Micheal: A turtle? Make it a 100 n there's no fee

[@maninhu9837]

@@The_Kini he would have given a huge discount Extra discount if you have any acess to dangerous chemicals

[@england4944]

Michael’s delivery of the rock was perfect

[@cabfish8339]

Time stamp

[@evanprovo4087]

As soon as Michael said "do you know why I carry this rock?" I knew shit was about to go down

[@koscheithedeathless6653]

23:35 Charlie in the middle of a fucking massacre calmly talking about collecting trash.

[@sp1aycoin785]

I died laughing when i heard "We can get some decent trash outa this"

[@truck-kun941]

Torch stands for justice Rock flies for anarchy

[@melissandre2196]

I love how Lily roleplays and even moves the mouse in order to make it see that her character is talking

[@ljrocks1812]

I love that you can her critical in the background go “you think we can get dome trash”

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

As a private investigator, I can assure you this is exactly how lawyers think.

[@james8749]

OMFG Michael that was an absolutely perfect ending lmao

[@DiegoDiaz-ew6vl]

I think I skipped this chapter of To Kill A Mockingbird when I read the book.

[@aidencallebs2797]

They said that it's lily vs a specific person but, a discrimination lawsuit should be the people vs lily, so this case is thrown out and a new one starts with the people vs lily (I think)

[@sksthrowaway2270]

If they’re violating the civil rights act then you can sue the business directly

[@rimurutempest4945]

I really love how every was just silent when he threw the rock

[@0_Not_Myself_0]

Why part of me wanted this to be Ace Attorney related, even though I knew it wouldn't be?

[@hackmxn]

There is war breaking out and Charlie and his crew come by to collect the trash lmao

[@evion223]

No joke I did wanted to know the verdict , this is how good it was

[@punkboybaby5593]

I know Albuquerque has a lot of desert but I dont remember this episode of better call saul

[@MysteGUIofficial323]

When you ever see michael with a rock? You know shits about to go down

[@evalig871]

The way michaels voice sounded geniunely PANICKED when he said "*GO GO GO JESUS GO*" made me laugh way more than it should have

[@redacted_4u]

They try 5o charge the suspect with a crack addiction, Micheal: no.

[@paolofranulic6747]

AH YES ! the red wedding just like i remember

[@alluringvoice7081]

when you’re so early you actually get to watch the video before it gets taken down

[@DiresDoom]

Why would it get taken down?

[@joshuahumphries7743]

I was hopeful in his approach and then once he said his name I knew

[@zackmarkham4240]

That's SO dnd energy right there!

[@antoniocialfi77]

i could just hear charlie in the back saying "you know where we could find some garbage?"

[@CosmicDragon28]

1200 per hoour was not enough, that man garenteed a win even at a lose

[@killzoneshot1624]

Did Michael Reeves technically say f... the Government?

[@jasond.valentine5931]

this HAS to be my favorite RUST clip of all time.

[@vigy526]

the chat at 0:46 scared the actual shit out of me coz my names viggy too lol

[@cooperjohnson6023]

Micheal reeves and Hasan piker... literally the best crossover

[@42isTh3Answ3r]

This and the bit where the L8PD goes to Lily's museum are one of the funniest shits I've ever seen

[@42isTh3Answ3r]

And also the other trial

[@MrIshaans]

please link the l8pd vid plzzzz

[@42isTh3Answ3r]

@@MrIshaans this one has multiple POV kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4KuaHmXr751mc0

[@woodwest11]

i didnt know ludwig to well before i originally saw this video a few months ago but he is literally the best story teller in all of history 1 of the funniest mfs alive XD "it worked in airbud"

[@dominictrebnio6681]

I never miss one of michaels videos😂

[@mr.nickols1293]

This is absolutely amazing

[@remainsmemories626]

This is the best court case I've ever seen

[@Spudmechanic]

Can't wait for legal eagle to weigh in on this

[@agamvir5664]

Wait are we going to ignore charlie going: "We could definitely get some trash" in the end???

[@HettyPatel]

The absolute chaos at the end AHAHAHAHAHAH HFS

[@bladewolf505]

Should've lead with cats aren't people lol, and just kept rolling with that 😂

[@hayden4361]

Charlie in the background talking about trash is amazing

[@catd5307]

Oh man🤣🤣🤣I wish legaleagle or some other lawyer KZbinr gets brought into this. Like; professional lawyer vs Michael Reeves🤣🤣🤣

[@kungfulennny.]

this is way better than any court shows on tv!

[@visualrevolution525]

Brilliant

[@pablohurley2188]

Godly performance

[@mokongthe3856]

Do you know why I carry this rock? *Few moments later *Disaster*

[@bazookaclass]

The new Phoenix write right here and now!

[@God-rm1kw]

Can we all agree that ludwig would make a really good lawyer

[@floopusdoopus]

23:35 Charlie just talking all chill and stuff

[@user-uu7ek2zu6x]

Watching to the end was worth it

[@reeblob2673]

She could have plead the fifth multiple times

[@makedman1660]

I loved the conclusion.

[@sonnydarnell9545]

that torch line was raw tho

[@ttv_flame_szr5766]

suuup lovve the viddddsssss

[@imkindatwisted]

ending music on the black screen is from teaching feeling by freakishly charming

[@waynekellman3225]

Micheal: "My client is confident in standing on the grounds that she is an Evil B****. Is that true... client?"🧐 Lily: "yea ... I'm an evil b****"🥺 He saw his chance and took it. 😂😂😂😂

[@sloop1312]

The ending was actually handled pretty smoothly I'd say.

[@lMrTrooper]

well... that escalated quickly

[@kayperez3957]

23:34 this voice sounds rather.........moisty, dontcha think?

[@maperjack]

Hell yeah Judge Hank Pecker

[@auraicarus]

Great ending, though that prosecution broke a lotta rules with his interrogation

[@aceofspades7091]

NOW NOW GO GO

[@beangaming1905]

Further proof Michael is chaos incarnate

[@SolarCasanova]

Guy couldn't keep his composure for the final result.

[@Bootychu79]

uga buga to you as well sir

[@OfficerCap]

That ending was fucking great lmfao

[@Singlesoap]

lol @ Ludwig’s Airbud objection

[@YoItsVanish]

Of course Michael is at the heart of pure chaos

[@Starman-qj1wt]

What stream was this from?

[@hewhoisdark]

Corpse’s song in cat GIRLS are ruining his life not cat PEOPLE would’ve been a decent defense

[@milpy1257]

What I would give to have LegalEagle review this....

[@azkamur1424]

Well I have an idea of how Michael could've won the case: Simple , He coud've said the sign was for cats , like actual cats and then asked sasstkittenchance if he is a cat , or a cat person. If he said he is a cat that would mean that the trial for discrimination would've been abolished due to him not actually being a person so I imagine the price being raised for cats could mean like you pay more if you have a pet with you so sassykittenchance could just be the pet so he would have to pay for that price because he is an actual cat .(+discrimination is based on gender , race , age and other stuff NOT GODDAMN SPECIES) If he said that he is a catperson the extra fee would'nt have anything to do with him or anyone else and he could have been charged with entering the museum without a ticket and making bomb threats to the vicinity. Im not an actual lawyer but I think this could've worked.

[@memaning3774]

But then she'd have to let them in at the normal prices

[@azkamur1424]

@@memaning3774 she could just say they cant enter because they threatened to bomb the place and entered without a ticket another time

[@lloytre5379]

we wont have the spectacle at the end tho, but that's cool too

[@kaiest_12]

They should've shouted BINGUUUUS

[@cesarhernandezcoria6002]

I don’t remember this ace attorney case

[@austinbridges1271]

Lilly was so delayed in her grenade toss

[@fluffymilk2027]

uga buga

[@Noob-me1ik]

this looks more like lily trying to hire a hitman

[@CRINNGYFLIPPS]

THEOW THE FUCKING ROCK

[@oceanman7868]

this is the funniest shit i have seen in a long time

[@homekat]

epic

[@miguelcavazos2071]

pog

[@thisguy1890]

Somebody get Lawyer Tom onto this.

[@talonalexander4824]

I would like to cross examine and say that this 100% proves he should be a robot lawyer

[@uncertain3121]

22:51

[@jackwill7746]

To all silent viewers of Michael Reeves say hi or like so we know ur still alive

[@ayozak]

Hi or like so we know ur still alive

[@emanon6246]

Hello there

[@crusader2718]

No

[@Nezha_Main]

hi or like so we know ur still alive

[@kelp1697]

Yes

[@downvote4649]

Lawyer ReeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE

[@kittycatplaysalldayuntilhe6532]

Yoooo pogers video

[@Ghosty-xu6im]

Oh God!

[@sp1aycoin785]

Ludwig "IF YOU ARE NOT INVOLVED IN THE CASE, SHUT THE FUCK UP" I dont thing he could have said anything better

[@lordjaydaking3050]

Never destroy your evidence

[@andrewmason7188]

Oh my god the other lawyer does not shut up

[@yayeet2501]

Nice

[@Shin_Hineki]

they could have used the fact that it was "cat girls" not cats which is because corpse hangs out with alot of cat girls. They could also use the fact that smittenkitten is a friend of lilys. they could ALSO use the fact that since they trespassed (therefore breaking the law) changing the price for cats because all cat people kept doing it (and if they argue that the future generations may be different then Michael could just say that things change when they are needed to change [hence saying that right now its not a need to change it for now because all of them broke the law and nobody did anything about that so she changed it herself]). this could all have just ended much more peacefully if they just said even if it was "discrimination" no "cat people" spent their scrap to go in the museum so in the end they could just say change the price for all "cat people" to the same as "normal people" and then its done and over with, unless if a future problem happens then thats a different story. sorry if this is long or confusing but try to make sense of it (if your interested).