Proof SPACE MARINE 2 is Masculinity's Final Form

[@doublep1980]

We will officially refer to the Sisters of Battle as ''Lady Brothers" from now on.

[@steelbear2063]

Order of Our Martyred Femboy

[@baron-chan6484]

@@steelbear2063 ANY MENTION OF FULGRIM IS HERESY

[@DanArbelo]

I officially will refer to all women as “Lady Brothers”.

[@burnout02urza]

Lady Ballers

[@remipoujoulat7759]

The implications...😏

[@ashleejones586]

“…..Simps!” “SHE’S REAL TO ME!” 🤣

[@debacofzomb9889]

😂😂😂😂

[@DjapeKostic]

I spit my drink out

[@Woodymudd]

I need this clip

[@unknownUser-ny5gw]

@@Woodymudd i immediately paused the video and clipped it but its i 720p 😭

[@allenfitness3895]

That had me rolling 😂😂

[@BarcelPL]

"Even if no one will remember us, I order you to fight until the enemy does" Bro, the hardest line I heard in a while.

[@bertholdbach4959]

This was ment as a joke and ended up being badass as hell.

[@chrislaurent1137]

Like a cliff notes version of “I may be slain but I will leave you with marks that you’ll remember by”

[@World36599]

​@@bertholdbach4959 It doesn't sound like a joke at all

[@roxrequiem2935]

Calgar and Titus beating the Sh*t out of Leandros as the Thunderhawk doors close will be my headcanon now. Such, pure bliss. A satisfying end cutscene.

[@UltimateSpider1385]

That ending killed me!! 😂😂😂😂

[@darkdan1984]

Fuck that is canon !!! HAHAHA

[@fluffyninjamenace4661]

Magificient headcannon ending! It got me crying 😂

[@saltychocolate2843]

That was the greatest part (And i kinda wish it was canon xD)

[@silentshadow9983]

Same

[@Thegermandude_o7]

1:48 "She is real to me" had me rolling😂 Anyway... FOR THE EMPEROR

[@BLOODKINGbro]

Lolli simps

[@baron-chan6484]

Borther ewwhhh, what's that brother

[@Doktor_CC]

Deleting the files was not enough, my man had to blow up the laptop.

[@austinteal3645]

​@@baron-chan6484 😂😭🤣

[@austinteal3645]

​@@Doktor_CC 💥

[@al4vv82]

24:45 is canon for me they beat up leandros there

[@Note-um3yr]

one must beat thy ass

[@randybutts6185]

more like for every 1 like give him a 100 or a thousand punches, i want in on this too.. When i played through the first time i screamed when i found out about the chapter master, i wanted to reach in and beat the crap out of him my self.

[@TrigunnerX3]

NGL, this made me laugh every time. Wish it was canon as well.

[@Akito2211]

I laugh so hard, lol.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

"erm ackshyoually the codex astartes doesn't support beating me to a pu-" *punch*

[@Yoshi_kun89]

SEXIEST SON of Guilliman! Big E is correct, Titus is the sexiest son!

[@Alvaro89Rus]

only because Gadriel is beyond competition.

[@steelbear2063]

@@Alvaro89Rus Gadriel is like that one handsome Kpop star who doesn't look like plastic femboy. Actually you know what, he reminds me of that Korean mafia boss from Yakuza games

[@nowhere474]

SGT. SIDONUS (R I.P.)

[@baron-chan6484]

"F*ck the Xenos, Guilliman gets it" - Big E

[@heavyhebrew]

"Call them smurfs one more fucking time" *Sword of Eternity lights ablaze*

[@idontlikerome2744]

Hey Blueberry is doing his part, the Eldar needs to replenish their numbers

[@paytonkraft7564]

I like the idea of the thunderhawk closing and everyone proceeding to gang up on Leandros. Like, yes, the guy became a chaplain, an honored position, but he also 100% deserves a beatdown for the way he handled himself on Graia. XD

[@NEEDbacon]

One of the theories is Big Daddy Calgar did it as sort of a joke making Leandros a Chaplain. As he originally should have gone to one instead of the fucking inquisition for suspicions of Titus being tainted by chaos. And now he gets to have all eyes on him being the Chaplain now.

[@paytonkraft7564]

@@NEEDbacon Talk about a double-edged sword. if that theories is true, then Calgar not only gave Leandros the authority to persecute Titus, he also painted a target on his back should he ever let his suspicions of the now Primaris lieutenant go beyond mere thoughts.

[@scarocci7333]

@@NEEDbacon It's not a theory, it's pure cope from people who don't understand how the Imperium function, what is actually written in the codex, or understand Leandros and Titus relation. Leandros don't have all eyes on him. HE has eyes on others. Because what he did was right, from the POV of the imperium.

[@carlosdgutierrez6570]

​@@scarocci7333yet rhe position of chaplain also is a dead end job, Leandros will never become a captian nor aspire to become rhe chapter master, even becomeing the reclisiarch would be doubtful for leandros, based on the opinion not only of Calgar but Gilliman himself on the Codex Astartes, which is far from the almaot loteral "by the letter" approach of Leandros.

[@scarocci7333]

@@carlosdgutierrez6570 Do you think Lemartes, Astorath or Grimaldus are punished because they aren't chapter master ? Holy shit what an insane take especially since we actually have several examples of chaplains becoming chapter master or chapters led by chaplains congregations. Imagine thinking becoming one of the most powerful and respected and high ranked person of the biggest chapter in the galaxy is anything else than a promotion lmao. There is billions of way to "punish" leandros in a direct or ironic manner, making him chaplain of the 2nd company isn't one. Learn the lore, you guys are just seething about a fictionnal character so you make up dumb shit that are against the actual lore (probably because you don't know it an consume 40k only trough memes) to cope with the fact he was actually rewarded.

[@darkmountartz9691]

From "Through which sea did you gather these pearls of wisdom" to "Through which VPN did you gather these pearls of perversion"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Khobotov]

"Brothers and *Lady Brothers* " I will use that greeting from now on.

[@idontlikerome2744]

Guardsmen = Little Brothers Primarch = Big Brother Emperor = ?

[@RainierBernardino-ee2fk]

​@@idontlikerome2744 GRAND BROTHER

[@idontlikerome2744]

@@RainierBernardino-ee2fk blessed

[@delayedtrooper9603]

In the end he did bring sweet retribution across Leandro’s face. FOR THE EMPEROR

[@lamcb.9476]

Its so entertaining and heartwarming to see someone rant and squee about something they’re passionate about

[@idontlikerome2744]

Like those teachers that a passion teaching, if one have a general understanding these people are something else

[@imapseudonym6198]

I felt bad for Leuze. He was genuine in believing that he was helping save the universe.

[@Artemisarrowzz]

I mean, the tech works. It's just that sadly it was used inappropriately.

[@heeyyypeople]

He was, he just turned the knob when he shouldn't have. The default it was left on was warp negation.

[@SemiOmni314]

@@Artemisarrowzz Archmagos Nozick and Leuze ironically succeeded in what Cawl has been trying to do in the books (Use the Blackstone Pylons to close the Great Rift). In Belisarius Cawl: The Great Work, he was trying to use time travel to yoink secrets from the C'tan themselves

[@NocturneNox1]

​@@SemiOmni314Cawl knows how to use the black stone he just is trying to figure out how to control a galaxy spanning network at the same time

[@muhdkagayaku8391]

Like the Inquisition always says. 'Innocence proves nothing'. How many horrible weapons of war is created based on technology that is originally have good intention. But yes I kinda felt sorry for Leuze, his intention is good but unfortunately he is been tricked by Chaos.

[@willprot6752]

Boltgun's Lord of Change was lore accurate, Caedo is just built like that

[@ThatFeelBr0]

And never forget people, PC Gamer gave "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum" a better score than Space Marines 2.

[@dedotrongames6402]

That's the real heresy, here.

[@shaftinc8739]

Pc Gamer is a joke anyway. Same with IGN.

[@rodrigobogado8756]

​@@shaftinc8739all game journos

[@crash-testproductions9341]

They recognize themselves in the main character, a slimey midget with self esteem issues.

[@SkeletonLeiutenant]

wow that sounds like some serious bullshit

[@alexnoya6910]

I believe Brother Cyan is correct, Lord Calgar would indeed hold down and pummel Leandros for his crimes

[@macsy1166]

🤨 Ayo

[@Rahab198]

Personally I'd feed him to a Carnifexs.

[@TimeCircleBlue]

“Great was my wrath when I learned of your imprisonment.” Was the line I believe. So yeah I think Leandros did catch hands for that stunt.

[@flyboy6392]

Calgar taught Leandros the most honorable method of combat, I CAST FIST!

[@crocidile90]

​@@flyboy6392I, Cato Sicarius, wish NOT to be fisted by Lord Calgar and thus, run away onto another mission to obtain even more glory.

[@EnquiringNewt]

8:08 When does the codex support our actions? When we're being badass. FOR ULTRAMAR! this is my new battle cry

[@manofarmageddon92]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how well-made the voice-acted montages are?

[@TsarBomba69420]

Wearing protection is heresy because the Emperor always protects!

[@steelbear2063]

"The Emperor protects, but having a loaded bolter never hurt either"

[@batuhanylmaz9662]

@@steelbear2063 Okay Ciaphus

[@steelbear2063]

@@batuhanylmaz9662 It's a quote from that shitty Ultramarines animated movie. One of like 2 or 3 good parts about that dumpster fire

[@vee-bee-a]

Yes, he does.

[@idontlikerome2744]

Guilliman to Yvraine

[@ianseldoon1197]

8:32 the amount of absolute nerdic joy in your voice is absolutely incredible

[@Tahitian1899]

Wake up brothers,THE EMPEROR HAS RETURNED TO BLESS US

[@nowhere474]

INDEED

[@TwojaStaraIFrytki]

Just to remind everyone - SM2 reached over 4,5 milion players in total. Let that sink in

[@MatthewLamphier-l7w]

That was just in one month

[@dylanbowers6292]

4.5 million punches to Leandros' face!

[@steelbear2063]

@@dylanbowers6292 There's never enough dakka and there's never enough punches to Leandros' face

[@Rahab198]

4.5 million Brothers and Lady Brothers

[@98765zach]

God damn it what does he want now? If he throws water on the floor again I’m welding his pipes shut

[@hussamataya3714]

24:30 holy retribution unleashed across Leandros's face. The cherry on top

[@RIGaming7110]

I would actually like to think that Calgar and Titus did just start throwing hands with Leandros in the Thunderhawk, and it should be canon...

[@SomeRamenDude]

24:43 here’s what my headcanon ending for space marine2 is

[@josephjenott931]

This video has been around for 13 days and Leandros has been punched more than 14,000 times. The Codex Astartes approves of this action.

[@BarcelPL]

Also - "In the name of The Emperor, I CAST ROCK"

[@isaacediger4742]

It is very effective

[@PhilosophicallyAmerican]

Flying types are weak to rock throw.

[@steelbear2063]

"Everybody has a rock limit"

[@flaviomonteiro1414]

Is Magnus here? No? That's a pity.

[@VulReid]

THOUSAND SONS DIE LIKE LEGOS

[@TimeCircleBlue]

[Classic Lego Game Breaking noise]

[@Alvaro89Rus]

More like "Around 800 Sons" after this game

[@yukitakaoni007]

Now you’re giving a weird imagination that Ahriman building Rubic marine like a legos and Magnus doesn’t like it.

[@Steve-xo5pq]

This is what it looks like when talented devs are passionate about what they are making, and understand the fans are too. If that comes through in their work, you don't need microtransactions and subscriptions to make money or to make a game people will remember.

[@Mastermav11]

24:38 if only that was how the game really ended 😅

[@maddocstein6807]

As someone who has only recently gotten into Warhammer, I am extremely jealous of the people that have been with this IP for years. Hearing people geek out about the things they see in Space Marine 2 is both fucking Epic and fucking overwhelming, cuz I have no idea how you can even remember that many things

[@nathanspire8804]

24:38 Titus: I made a vow, and I'm not going to be held responsible for my actions. *Door closes* Marneus Calgar and Lt Titus teaming up and beating the living shit out of Leandros.

[@scotfromtf2]

16:02 "no brother, you must believe me about the contents of the shed of no return!"

[@steelbear2063]

There's no mercy for the oatless

[@bobjones7406]

“That is where the chosen go dine with our tall skinny gods.”

[@Ironbattlemace]

BROTHER!

[@SimonHirsch-v3s]

I think this is your best work yet man please for the love of all never change. Keep that purge going.

[@ijustsawthat]

That whole bit about the laptop & tech support is canon, and you cant change my mind.

[@Fulgrim2]

4.5k in punches, and he earned every last one of them.

[@orchirion]

6.6k and I added one more brother. 👨‍🚀☕

[@lowxianwee666]

Now is 6.9k, we shall fists him so hard as he is not satisty as a chaplain!

[@razinsyafiq2817]

9.2K. I added more brother…

[@twilightfire93]

11k now! He should be paste by now...

[@TrueDefectv]

Electric circuit of my house went down right at 14:28 when Leuze changed the polarity. Never in my life have I witnessed such a 5D effect

[@Tahitian1899]

23:19 is THAT LITTLE PRAYER I HEAR ?!?!

[@AQMitch]

"Like a prayer" but yes it is that song

[@allaireko]

CURSE YOU LEANDROS! I HEREBY VOW...!

[@steelbear2063]

YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!

[@Sturmmann-303]

FOR THE EMPEROR! I love how you incorporated Sabaton music, it really fits. The Emperor protects.

[@rtn2monke]

17:23 this moment had me dying when he screamed as he was sent flying.

[@Syndex_]

I love the subtitle change from Chaplin to "fucking leonadros" lol.

[@stripeybag6977]

Surprised no joke involving "The Codex Astartes doesn't support this action...but I am looking forward to it." Moment

[@sethribb7663]

24:40 That's the canon ending right there.

[@Ryuondo]

When killing the Helbrute, to be real, it's probably a mercy.

[@Xicada-]

Bro I get a Russian badger level comedy video and I don’t have to wait 6 months? I’m so happy

[@kuronyra1709]

3:40 Really goes to show how an astra militarum game would be a banger for us.

[@Silly_SpectpR]

11:42 i have pressed the ancient subscription button in the name of the emporium (and for your awesome content)

[@moalex6617]

The voice acting with the scenes is wildly amazing. Wow.

[@RobZombii]

"Our Chapter Serfs shall use your skull as a pisspot!" Dude, who is writing your scripts? That shit is awesome lmfao!

[@captaincole4511]

That's from the game actually, super epic line

[@iamalpharius95]

Its in the game 😂

[@jaffarthegnome4696]

Already above 7 thousand punches for Leandros. Keep up the good work brothers and sisters.

[@steelbear2063]

*brothers and lady brothers

[@delayedtrooper9603]

Brings a tear of joy to my eye to see the thumbnail of a warhammer video by Cyan man. I would be proud to fight and die by your side brother

[@OscarNovember1776]

11:23 Awww man thank you.... You make my day so much better

[@Ultramarinedude]

Black Templar jump scare!

[@swordarmstudios6052]

This game was such a love letter to nerds. It's short, but it's so well done that it's hard to get bored. The executions still fill me with brutal ruthless joy, the theming and the voice lines are perfect. I want to see some expansions. They have a really solid core of gameplay here - and they could dive into the lore and make some super cool stuff with this.

[@ChristianKnight-1054]

This game is like Doom but in third person. I started playing yesterday and i like it so far.

[@Colancio]

That Cadian speech actually made me stand up and shout for the emperor!

[@OscarNovember1776]

10:05 LMFAO that was the perfect edit i need to clip that

[@Spooder22]

4:04 ironically he missed the second shot. May that cadian rest in piece

[@Optimusprime1993and2]

22:15 nah the pokemon "i choose you" part 😂

[@D.Padonikus]

8.09 is just genius! Literally every 2nd book with sm involved.

[@SvenBolz]

Liking a video never felt this good.

[@wither5673]

''Brothers and lady brothers'' is the perfect way to say it. Sisters of battle would be cool to have in the game either as NPC's that help you fight or even as a skin for the player.

[@klortikterra4423]

even my lore nerd self can excuse them being skins... it's a game, games will break lore. now NPC's? that would be dope to see on the burial world. it's a holy site, and would naturally have SoB on it.

[@300SonsofOdin]

The end had me giggling. Calgar and Titus beating the shit out of Leandros is freaking funny. I love how Titus yells: "Hold him down, Chapter Master!" and Calgar actually complies.

[@disgruntledtoons]

@19:41, the most epic instance of "rock beats scissors" ever!

[@DexterousElk73]

I lost it with the anime tattoo 😂 he even went the extra mile and changed the subtitles, I’m so glad I stumbled a pawn this video!

[@FatalFist]

17:24 Man I miss that score, A Heroe's Legacy from the first game. I loved that track so much.

[@heavyhebrew]

SM2, it's just soooo goooood Praise the Emperor "An open mind is like a fortress left unguarded, it's gates open"

[@themasterchief0117]

The quest of sexyness concludes.... *FOR NOW*

[@MisterLEM0NS]

17:32 Ah, I see you've seen *_that_* short too

[@Roted_K]

Dont worry, brother. Im slowly getting sucked into the black hole of the magnificence that is Warhammer 40k

[@AlBakerDev]

I legit got shown Boltgun by UnderTheMayo, then Darktide, then read the entire Horus heresy. Warhammer has it all! Soon as my toddlers are older, its time for the plastic-crack and get into models

[@medauli8475]

It's interesting that many creators used Darktide music for their Spacemarine 2 game videos. I really hope SM2 features more epic music, as it has so many scenes filled with dramatic tension. Also, great video.

[@spoopyd.8910]

The "Lady Brothers" line shouldn't have been as funny as it was to me. But I laughed so hard for so long. And I fucking worked on abs yesterday. I was in pain but I couldn't stop laughing.

[@lordfarnswaller]

The 40kBadcast describe Magnis as "the horn nippled space wizard"

[@mastergamer1238]

Brother really upload this video while I was playing this game💀💀💀

[@animaebrains4259]

Using like a prayer for Calgar’s entrance was literally everything I hoped for when I clicked on this video. FOR THE EMPEROR!

[@haisibanaag1563]

Best coverage of Space Marine 2 I've seen. I'm so jealous of you guys that a game tailor made for you and would let you geek out of your nuts. I know nothing of Warhammer 40k but it is so cool to watch people lose their mind playing it. How I wish I there would be a game that would make me feel this way. FOR THE EMPEROR!!

[@Myazini]

Calgar: face-tanks a warp wave Cyan: "What a freakin' chad!"

[@seanarmendariz2558]

Your true excitement at the Thousand Sons was so visceral i started getting giddy

[@Rictos]

The edits are masterful, craked so hard, also the excitement and nerdgasms! Road to SM3 and Dakkatide! 🔥

[@AstroKaeru]

Although you certainly have a fixation on off-brand anime, your edits are immaculate brother. I can find no stain of corruption on you. The Emperor Protects!

[@aidenfurry471]

"i'm a happy little nerd" that was my reaction at the exact same moment

[@ThisIsGers]

Lmaooo Leandros getting jumped in the end is hilarious asf

[@lakelejeune4913]

The sheer quality and effort you put into these videos is absolutely INSANE dude, especially the scene where you full on replaced the tattoo on the traitors arm was hilarious. Thank you for making such good content man, we all appreciate your hard work.

[@michaelcamit8316]

"I shall dust the world with what remains of your souls" By the Emperor, that goes hard

[@aidanquates9692]

I started to fall asleep due to a long night. Marneus Calgar's call for "ANCIENT VENGEANCE!!!" Immediately woke me up.

[@Xenoghoul28]

The Black Templar moment had me FUCKING GEEKING

[@OscarNovember1776]

4:49 Lmao love that i have made that reference so many times whenever i do that execution

[@BroadHobbyProjects]

Usually a wince at people attempting to edit-meme with my beloved 40k but you did the Big ecstacyy... I mean...Big E proud. Lol

[@kuddlykraken2157]

Even with the funny commentary over it, and that I've seen it already, Space Marine 2's cutscenes and story still enthral me.

[@Taxevader-gk9ms]

Titus when he sees Leandros: I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THE CODEX APPROVES

[@cappo1178]

holy shit your voice acting is crazy good! Loved the small explanations of what you were gushing over

[@FoxLenar]

Me making accounts just for the leandros beat

[@MrSpartan993]

This was how MOST gaming used to be before the AAA corporate suits who don’t even PLAY videogames started calling ALL the shots as they work with their investors to make games by committee. Games became only PRODUCT. Not Art. Not Games. Only Product.

[@JDX93]

Including the background music from the first Harry Potter game at 2:42 got me spiraling down the nostalgia lane, thanks for this!

[@TheServantofmetal]

Space Marine 2 has become one of those games I wish I could play for the first time again. As a warhammer lover for years seeing all this in such stunning graphics and scale sent my heart a flutter and made me squeal with joy.

[@MrJameslupien]

Glad to see other people were just as excited as me when things kept appearing i wasnt expecting.

[@Flt.Hawkeye]

"Dont touch my Cadian" a pretty simp thing to say Brother.

[@LiberNull777]

Astra Mili.. what? U are in Imperial Guard, son.

[@vantagecontrol]

FELLOW BROTHER NAMED GARY, NOOOO BROTHER GARY 17:24