Proper Opossum Massage ME Pearl Presents PROPER OPOSSUM MASSAGE

Proper Opossum Massage ME Pearl Presents PROPER OPOSSUM MASSAGE
Animal Massage Demonstration,
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[@meganclepper8807]

Very helpful! The possum that visits my porch at night seems very stressed. I will realign her chakras! Much appreciated!

[@itsthephenom]

pls don't its feral

[@IntrusiveApe]

please do.

[@housewifelife6346]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joehdlarter]

Megan Clepper I can see the opossum realigning you.

[@kateyaya]

Excellent

[@okdude4292]

Please go to 7:13 after she said “doesn’t she look relaxed” the opossum winked

[@xith.]

omgg!

[@rachelw821]

She totally did!!! Thank you for that! Lol! Made my whole day!

[@frumpybobcat8525]

OMG THAT POSSUM WAS ONCE A HUMAN AND IS NOW MANIPULATING US TO DO ITS BIDDING

[@lux_8931]

Wtf

[@user-xc3ln9ye9u]

Wow I can't even...

[@lianaz1127]

at 7:10 she says, “doesn’t she look relaxed?” and then the opossum winks. i am 100% convinced she is a wizard.

[@HolySpiritActivated]

I just had 3 babies pop out of my wall and one winks everytime I say something clever hehe

[@toadfukawa5947]

this woman just loves her opossum so much. it makes me so happy

[@foo219]

I feel anyone who cares this deeply and lovingly for an animal just has to be a good person.

[@foreverwantingpie]

Tfw you're supposed to be studying but you're learning about passum massages instead

[@Kendall-yb5bh]

foreverwantingpie omg that it so hard

[@patrickl1270]

I have a summer reading assignmemt due in 2 days and, 4 years after your comment, here I am. It's been 3 days. I completed the AP assignment and ended up in the potato class anyways

[@domeskeetz]

Keep studying bro, spelling opossum like that. Yikes

[@belablackrose2967]

It is important information.

[@clairvoyant1290]

Okay I’ve got you. Is it a biology test your studying for? Watch this video. Wildlife management? This video. Human psychology? This video. Mental health? This video. Anthropology? This video.

[@lilo19951995]

if i fucked up my opossums chi i would never forgive myself, thank you pearl

[@mistmaster4530]

+lila l Don't say that, she wont understand your sarcasm.

[@danielscissorhands]

This woman blows all the crazy cat ladies out of the water.

[@relaxandrefocuswithmegan]

PSheeeeew!

[@HomemakerOnAnAcre]

LOL!!!!

[@plaguedoctor880]

Crazy trashcat ladies are next level g0ddesses

[@Rot_Soft]

Nothing crazy about her! She's charasmatic and nice and just likes possums.

[@buddyguy4723]

I don't know. I think she just really cares for her animals. you can tell by the way she sweeps out the Aurora at 6:55 LOL

[@felicityhoneycutt8570]

Honestly if I'm not this woman when I'm 40 imma just die.

[@xith.]

same

[@MegaJoojee]

40? im pretty sure this woman is more closer to like 60

[@plissabarrett1899]

@@MegaJoojee She is a timeless ageless beauty❣️

[@elronlushtail3666]

She is goals, whatever age she is.

[@lindholmaren]

@Nibbler800 poss bosses are beyond based

[@MrRodRen]

XD @ 7:12 "There. Doesn't she look relaxed?" Possum: *eye twitch*

[@krisschaefer876]

WINK

[@KeejeMass]

MrRodRen *wink*

[@LottiMuller8472]

Wink~

[@xith.]

lol

[@fighterflight]

Winkkkkk

[@Hunchsideiron]

Oh looks like I've been doing it wrong this whole time...

[@DollyTheLlama]

Ditto. I was sweeping the aura all wrong.

[@auroraborealis13579]

🤣🤣🤣

[@NyanCat1907]

This lady is who I wanna be in the future lol

[@hdofu]

thats reaching for the stars.... should strive for a realistic goal for most... like crazy cat lady.

[@jacindapeters2303]

David Brailsford I'm a crazy cat lady

[@shelbyglazner9803]

Same

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Same, after watching her videos I actually feel like I have ambitions and a purpose.

[@periwinklepie2143]

doctor: you have 8 minutes and 5 seconds to live. me:

[@lettuceforlife4827]

Ah a man of quality

[@mannersmakythman]

I lost it when she started sweeping the aura at 6:53

[@pettypatty329]

AHAAAHAAAHAAAHAA! Dat bych CRAY-ZEE!!

[@mannersmakythman]

Josue Trujillo Well, I must admit there was much chuckling and stifled giggling beforehand, but once I got to the sweeping aura, it turned into what I would call "guffaws".

[@pettypatty329]

...

[@kelseybby44]

Char Rar dead 😂😂😂😂

[@buddyguy4723]

Top tier comedy. She's been going for 10 years and I just found it. It's a good day

[@MagicSecretsandMysteries]

0:19 flexibility and structure 1:45 shake it out 2:52 possums natural chi 4:02 lubricant the tail 6:55 sweep out the aura 7:13 the wink of approval

[@DerpySara]

My mum walked in while I was watching this with a focused face drinking 1 liter of green tea trough a huge straw very quickly. She is concerned

[@pettypatty329]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

[@Slowerdive99]

Should've switched to porn it's much easier to explain

[@pettypatty329]

Bwaaahaahaahaa!!!

[@pettypatty329]

Joe Joeson The shit if funny as fuck! What 'chu talkin bout!

[@chargedsupercap2270]

About your flexibility and structural well-being.

[@emiliafart]

She is high high high art. Please be my mentor Pearl.

[@SeeeEmilyyPlayy]

emilia fart I’m so happy to see you here! Knew you would appreciate MePearl

[@fighterflight]

Takes one to know one ☝️ 👍

[@kathyjuola6317]

Emilia! :)

[@gruweldaad]

Pearl is the deceased squirrel she worships. Her name is Georgette/Georgina.

[@stateyourthesis]

oh wow, hi, you are a gem as well! Hope you are doing great!

[@DolphinGirl826]

I feel confused and uncomfortable and relaxed and strangely pleased all at the same time I must watch more of this

[@beepbeep458]

CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS? HAHA

[@relaxandrefocuswithmegan]

Thank you for this.

[@meh.4161]

DolphinGirl826 Yes.

[@eviljoel]

This woman is my hero. She's so confident and 100% herself, and doesn't care what other people think.

[@FallFluff]

Thanks for this. My Opossum really enjoyed this massage. I found it very relaxing for the both of us. The only thing is, I didn't sweep away the negative energy and I think my Opossum is now possessed? Please help.

[@eggodoggos582]

Is this a joke???

[@periwinklepie2143]

I can't like this comment because it has 69 likes. just know I would have given it a like.

[@momomomoe2613]

Did ypu turn to a furry after the massage?

[@sophiepower3640]

😂😂😂 also hope you sorted that shot out possum possession is no small problem

[@leokrukowski947]

Opossessumed

[@xanzusx]

I can't believe after so many years I just found your channel. You are such a lovely lady, I admire you❤️

[@meh.4161]

May I ask how you found it? Did you type opossum to search or was this lady just there all of a sudden in your recommended one day? Cuz that's what happened to me. And I am so very grateful lol This is the content I need and didn't know that I needed it

[@Nenezilla]

@@meh.4161 -- one of her videos just popped up in my recommended...I thought it was a joke, until I clicked on it and watched the entire video. Now I"m hooked.

[@fighterflight]

Ne Ne Zilla same. I almost didn’t click but so glad I did immediately entering a wondrous world of opposum womanity

[@anthonydougherty9473]

The opossum winked after she said "Doesn't she look relaxed?"

[@7thMack]

Hilarious. Your opossum is adorable and sweet. She has a lovely face. My family had one in the 70's. It had been orphaned. His name was Simon.

[@hdofu]

sadly that opossum has since passed.

[@sourbaileys]

L M that is cute af

[@ohsoSUPREME]

merry christmas im stoned and this is hilarious

[@EekZombies]

I love this comment! ;D

[@chunkchunk223]

Jariuana nice

[@HomemakerOnAnAcre]

HAHA funniest thing EVER

[@vienlacrose]

merry christmas, you crazy bastard.

[@auroraborealis13579]

Merry Christmas!

[@AveryNoir]

thanks to this video, i knew that when i felt toxic energy spew forth from my opossum, all i had to do was open my spiritual channels and it would be back to normal! :) thank you very much.

[@sarahfaber5335]

This is clearly the greatest comedy bit I’ve ever seen.

[@seanjuneau1802]

Oh this is no joke

[@shitbagjohnson7509]

this is the person i want to be one day. i want to be this kind of woman.

[@slickerss9190]

PK Boal A woman who masturbatates a possum tail?

[@Lucas-Omega]

Well, did you ever end up being like her?

[@mystifiedoni377]

@@Lucas-Omega I'm interested in this inquiry.

[@scrubcow75]

this video was a spiritual experience

[@tanemahuta7365]

this is the most beautiful thing i've seen all week.... incredible flawless delivery.... i laughed, i cried... and then i gave my cat a shiatsu, he wasn't happy!

[@foxxdunphine2643]

Did you remember to shake out the negativity?

[@neptunes_oeuvre]

10 years later and she’s still amazing

[@edgarsalgado2918]

Say what you will about her, but anyone that puts this time and effort in taking care of there possum is A Ok in my book =D Possums are awesome!

[@Kcali111]

💝

[@packetcreeper]

Perhaps one of the greatest videos of all time.

[@qs-ii1872]

Can I be you? Like... You embody everything I wish I could be.

[@tomm9217]

high maintenance bought me here

[@BillJones]

Hands down the most informative video on You Tube

[@Kelabete]

What I love is how it's done in one take. How can you go that long without laughing?!

[@monguskooklord7867]

this is no joke

[@lilwackadoodle]

I don't know why this was a recommendation but I am not mad at it.

[@dwdame3296]

Madam, I mourn the 9 previous years that I haven't known about your work. You are clearly a superlative performer and comedic genius. Everything about your persona and delivery is impeccable. Please guest star on The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. You're my new hero. i love you forever

[@atomicripjack6612]

R Janice Orlando IKR?

[@Cooliofamily]

I want pearl to be my mom.. ADOPT ME PEARL!!!

[@helgaleenas]

Pearl is a deceased squirrel. Please re-think this.

[@erikadowdy686]

It took me 9 YEARS to find this channel?!! What the hell???

[@TravisTerrell]

Thank you Ben Sinclair/High Maintenance for introducing me to this absolute insanity.

[@wordreet]

That was possumbly the most relaxing video I've ever seen!

[@stoicgerbil3977]

I just watched your newest video today and you haven't aged a day! You're just as beautiful and youthful as when this adorable video was created 10 years ago! I believe you have discovered a secret to youthful beauty and vigor! Possums! Possums will keep you young! That's your secret! Lol! Your videos are so wholesome! .💐❤

[@mwadams1]

I love that the opossum is just so cool about it all. Most wild opossums I've ever seen are anxious, hissing, balls of fur and teeth that you really don't want to get within 20 feet of. They probably needed a good massage.

[@Synvania]

This is the funniest thing I've seen all year. I love it how the oppossum winks at the end, and how Pearl is talking about how "relaxed" the oppossum is, all the while there's the sound of construction going on right outside. This is genius.

[@dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289]

I noticed the non relaxing construction noises outside too!!! Lol

[@codyhodson7321]

I can't believe this is a real thing. What weird alternate reality has my phone transported me to?

[@erikadowdy686]

The possum winked when she said “ Now doesn’t she look relaxed”( at the end)

[@allidoiscry4119]

Lol

[@Rainb0wSeven]

This is, BY FAR, one of the greatest videos on KZbin. Why hasn't this had 100 million views???

[@JustMasonMay]

Dude she has been doing this for 9 years 😱😍😂

[@monickalynn4365]

And may I add this woman is such a beautiful older lady,want her cheekbones!

[@giuliad223]

Ikr her hair is goals

[@Flanowa]

7:15 "Doesn't she look relaxed!?" and she winks!!! so precious!!

[@LeGooBoo]

10 YEARS on youtube. Amazing. Simply amazing

[@stateyourthesis]

You are so funny and a breath of fresh air on YT. I don't understand how you don't have more followers!

[@gottaluvDeidara]

Just wanna say two things: 1) OMG I LOVE YOU 2) even though you are being sarcastically funny i love how you use proper and correct massage terms. (I'm a massage therapist btw) and the aura thing at the end omg I was laughing so hard cause thats basically what we do hahaha

[@HumanimalChannel]

" if after all that, you're still left with an opossum..." 💜

[@evapelletier2559]

This is the quality content I want!

[@nihilego3634]

This woman was all that the internet is now. She's a visionary.

[@Mydestinyliesbeyond]

This is literally now my favorite video I am now subscribed and I want an opossum

[@AN-gq8zr]

I see you Pearl, with that flipped collar. My hero

[@PikUpYourPantsPatrol]

Lmao at 5:42 she got pissed

[@makaylasimone8975]

Haha ikr

[@jondoe9119]

HAHAHAHA

[@shelbyglazner9803]

Yeah it is hilarious

[@diortaylor325]

I think ive just found the best youtube channel on the planet

[@chrisalexander2726]

It's so wonderful that you have chosen to focus on opossums in particular-any sensitive person can see right away that this species is especially fraught with tension. What a gift to the animal kingdom you are! Any speaking tours or pet store appearances in the offing?

[@clawcakes]

6:58 my trying to sweep away my depression and become a better person

[@edgarsalgado2918]

Years later and I still come back to this vid, say what you will about her but anyone willing to take good care of possums that well is a ok in my book. =D

[@KissinAndTellin]

Immensely entertaining and adorable at the same time. I especially enjoyed the "all over body pat" that seemed to be thrown in as some last minute improv. Wonderful.

[@linocaceres83]

High Maintenance brought me here.

[@KratsminschSkunk1]

Now, how do you massage a skunk, properly?

[@KratsminschSkunk1]

Good question. Cooper likes to play chiropractor with me, pushing me around when he shares my bed.

[@evangestav8625]

Kratsminsch Skunk did you just answer your own question

[@rupertsfriend64]

Kratsminsch Skunk carefully 😷

[@tunacatt]

Evange Stav I believe they did

[@stever8776]

If your skunk starts stomping the ground with its front paws, then aims its rear end at you and lifts its tail. You have an angry Skunk and it's about to spray you!! Also don't scold or yell at your pet skunk! My father yelled at our pet skunk flower. Later Flower steathfully snuck up on my father. She put a paw on each side of his big toe and bit it with vigor! She never liked him after he yelled at her! It's the true I swear!

[@Xaoalo]

I found this very helpful. I have been massaging my opossum the wrong way for some time. After only a couple times, I can already tell that she is indeed getting her spring back.

[@hannahcollins5808]

Where do I buy this woman’s merch

[@marielediehl4246]

„And Hannah, what do you want to become when you are grown up?“ „Opossum Lady!“

[@theTruthSeekerishere]

"I'm going to lubricate the tail from the base to the tip from the base to the tip" Lmao omg

[@greenscarab2]

The 7 chakras starts from the base up to the head. Not from the head down. The base, Red, Orange yellow green blue indigo and purple.

[@MEpearl]

Six and a half years and you are the first person to notice this. Mazel Tov!

[@djdaniels3827]

it's different for marsupials.

[@victoriaalbastra6325]

It's different for possums

[@janehyde9125]

That possum is saying, "Help, this crazy lady is forcing me to do these humiliating KZbin videos. Please save me!!!

[@seanh3479]

The opossum must think it's being prepared for some sacrificial ritual

[@goblinrat6119]

"I literally lack the neural network to comprehend any of this, but I guess this is mostly fine."

[@serenityunknown6687]

God bless you you are an amazing woman. Such a great spirit. Love your videos!!

[@megannau6516]

So I'm on that part of KZbin again

[@Safi-Dee]

There is something so beautifully David Lynch about Opossum Lady, she really is my favourite KZbinr of all time ❤

[@chriskochinsky1102]

This is the best. I loved the "sweep out the aura".

[@olliefischer]

4:43 my girl Pearl was T-posing years before the rest of us. her dominance is unparalleled and unfathomable. respect.

[@flurpurr]

She is georgette. Pearl is a higher power

[@FMAiscool]

How do I join this religion?

[@Hudson1910]

MEperalA, you are crazy as hell and I love it! Possums as so docile and very soft. Keep up the videos!

[@polydipsiac]

ITS SO CUTE

[@belablackrose2967]

You are awesome! I love your channel!

[@kax358]

Okay in New Zealand we just call them possums and I thought that calling them opossums were a part of your jokes until I just looked it up hahaha

[@kiakaha110]

I thought so too lmao

[@wrendavis299]

I love how much they love eachother

[@brandy4522]

As I licensed massage therapist ,this has brought so much joy and amusement that I need to share with all my colleagues 😂🤗💖

[@WillLaurencewastaken]

What is this and why didnt it exist in my life before?

[@nealaxr1898]

I hope to be as cool as you when I’m older ... honestly goals you’re also super gorgeous

[@weekashee178]

Started watching your videos and then this one popped into my recommended, I'm totally baffled you've been doing this for over nine years!

[@thewaiting28]

I just wanted to let you know how much helpful your video was. I found Frankie on the side of the road yesterday and now he's such a better smelling and funny friend because of the massage I gave him. You're my hero. You can tell mr senior opossum in your video is so happy. Keep up the good work.

[@Robbie_Wallace_2007_2]

Me encantan sus vídeos!!

[@MK-dn8oq]

I want to come back as this ladies opossum in my next life.

[@victoriamadrid2160]

Y'all are some rude people on here. She's an adorable lady with an adorable possum. She's taking such good care of him. Thank you miss Pearl!

[@coolwomabat7897]

I love EVERYTHING about this vid

[@jessicasan9643]

Gracias a esta señora, ahora se como masajear de forma apropiada a mi zarihuella, Dios la bendiga!!!

[@louloubydesign1926]

This possum knew that resistance was futile. Although quite Zen, given its prehistoric spirituality it did not seem to fully appreciate the eastern mystic performance . . . eat - sleep is its mantra and all things accordingly.

[@mdog4909]

Thank you! I needed this all those times I saw tense-looking possums in the wild. Now i know what to do!

[@holhol1235]

7:12 The opossum winked after she said, "Doesn't she looked relaxed?" xD

[@freespirit61]

Awesome....especially after a good bong hit !!!

[@HoundoomHeart229]

Yes! Took the words right outta my mouth~

[@freespirit61]

LOL.yep ! .where my doritos

[@conormulligan2367]

Okay everyone we can go home now. The internet is over.

[@MK-dn8oq]

This lady is everything!

[@christopherallen8930]

People like this are why I love KZbin. I am so happy this video exists. Eccentric people are so much fun.