Richard meets an army of window cleaning robots, samples some garden pods recommended by designer Naomi Cleaver and visits a super high tech home with Claudia Winkleman.
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@darrenlt898 жыл бұрын
"It was becoming clear to Claudia and I that this room represented nothing less than a pretty good room." HAHAHAHAHA
@peterthirdandthebridges3 жыл бұрын
@@crispindry2815 I mean it's not tho. 'Claudia and Me' is incorrect.
@jasper246013 жыл бұрын
@@peterthirdandthebridges but if you were to remove claudia, then ‘it was becoming clear to I that.. ‘ would be wrong!
@peterthirdandthebridges3 жыл бұрын
@@jasper24601 it was becoming clear to Claudia and I. Check your basic grammar.
@jasper246013 жыл бұрын
@@peterthirdandthebridges Haha! Check yours! Both 'me' and 'I' are correct in different situations; 'me' is correct here. Really think about it, or look it up! Of course it doesn't actually matter and most people won't care if you use the two interchangeably, or only ever I.
@TheHeronymous6 жыл бұрын
"House's all her life , except when she accidentally walked into a tent." *laughing me arse off*
@LadyMercutia2 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Richard’s outfit? Anyone else in that suit would look like a third-tier children’s show host, and he looks like James Bond in a whimsical mood. LEGEND.
@azzameentv8 жыл бұрын
Rupert: Good to see you Richard. Richard: Ooookay.
@larey126 жыл бұрын
'I need that for Pepper Pig because when it's compressed you lose the poetry' lol - How does he come out with stuff like that on the spot?
@StirlingWatt8 жыл бұрын
You can distinclty see Claudia trying to hold back her laughter from Richard's sarcasm.
@vangledosh6 жыл бұрын
Dewdropzy he has a brilliant grasp of dry humour
@itsnotatoober6 жыл бұрын
youve added so much to the discussion tom, thank you
@davidlister3706 жыл бұрын
itsnotatoober - The irony of your comment is staggering.
@klaxoncow5 жыл бұрын
To be honest, I don't see her holding back her laughter at all. She's just openly pissing herself laughing. And why not?
@estebanrey8 жыл бұрын
You have a DVD?!? Good grief, I'm gonna have to sit down just to take that in
@31FilmTalk6 жыл бұрын
estebanrey All this tech, doesn't even have Bluray.
@lyricsfromsweden6 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he's gonna be watching some early Bresson, don't need a blu-ray for that.
@greatchief23005 жыл бұрын
Not even a DVD player Richards was just excited a single disc was possibly in the building haha
@JiFan9 жыл бұрын
"Good. Because if you lived in a house like this, I'd imagine you'd be on the Tube an awful lot!: Ahahahaa... Claudia...
@ahillmann8 жыл бұрын
Did you notice that the spinning dance floor only had one gear? I'm quite disappointed. In my daily life I've gotten used to spinning dance floors with at least two gears.
@boostmeup8 жыл бұрын
+Sloth on Caffeine I know, that is so last century
@tkshine7 жыл бұрын
holy shit I just realized how well Richard is rocking that suit
@Franciumflourine9 жыл бұрын
even if i had 20m spare I dont think I'd buy this... I mean the cinema was nice but it's also nice to go out to the cinema. the coffee pourer doesnt line up the glass so you'd still have to come down stairs to make one. it would be cheaper to get a regularly nice house and then just pay a butler or two's lifetime wages.
@Swameh8 жыл бұрын
+Franciumflourine bless you and your sensiblility. That's exactly right
@thr33swords8 жыл бұрын
+Franciumflourine if i had 20m to spare i would make frivolous purchaes
@xinaesthetic8 жыл бұрын
+Franciumflourine not to mention the cost of maintenance when all this stuff starts breaking. Also slight cause for concern that there's potential for your internet-accessible CCTV system to be hacked... presumably the kind of person who would able to afford this place would be more likely to be a valuable target for that.
@itsdenn97048 жыл бұрын
+Franciumflourine And if you forget your ipad you cant do most of those things (or maybe you can and i just didnt see any buttons)
@AimeeColeman8 жыл бұрын
+Franciumflourine If I had 20m I'd buy real heinz beans instead of asda smartprice ^.^
@ddg32102 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how much more available, standard and cheaper a lot of these things are, just 7 years later.
@marcushull122 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that too .
@michaelmulqueen91627 жыл бұрын
Honestly there is not one element of Richard Ayoade that I do not like! And there are some elements of Richard Ayoade that I honestly think I like even more than that...! he is without doubt the most Richard Ayoade type of person I know..and for that he is to be praised..
@alexxxtheonlyone8 жыл бұрын
"Rupert, I'm gonna cuddle you."
@dj-kq4fz3 жыл бұрын
I wanted to be Rupert at that moment
@MrSwinefuzz4 жыл бұрын
"Good to see you, Richard." "Okay."
@TallSilentGuy7 жыл бұрын
All good fun until you find yourself walking all over looking for your tablet.
@wednesdayadams19846 жыл бұрын
"This is how Pharrell lives " - best line ever
@thomasesr6 жыл бұрын
"High levels of security" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'd bet I can hack this house from across the street!
@jayltee6 жыл бұрын
“I thought you didn’t play.” Claudia: “well...”
@louisparr8 жыл бұрын
"And perhaps you can invite me round for Jaffa Cakes"
@FloraWest8 жыл бұрын
Silent drape runners, Ed.
@GiorgiNemsitsveridze6 жыл бұрын
Thank you, that's what I thought as well.
@teclo10577 жыл бұрын
love the way she laughs at about 1:20
@arimax8887 жыл бұрын
hahaha, I love this and I can't believe I found it online just now!! Richard can sell any show and is funny as hell :)
@coldham11116 жыл бұрын
Love how upbeat Claudia is all the time
@B-Meister2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, also it's brilliant in combination with Richard's calm sarcasm
@JDoe-gf5oz Жыл бұрын
She's got that bipolar energy.
@gloryholebutforholdinghands8 жыл бұрын
I'd invite Richard round for jaffa cakes
@pjm79038 жыл бұрын
who wouldn't
@kapitankapital65806 жыл бұрын
"It can keep track of 40 touches at the same time" And that's really necessary so I can use all 10 of my fingers.
@TheRealD47 жыл бұрын
That other dude be like "Yeah BYE Richard" *alone with Claudia, mmm*
@gtfoutube59386 жыл бұрын
Imagine having to have all those motors replaced in 5-10 years time. I doubt those gadgets would last.
@yellowblanka60586 жыл бұрын
I don't think anybody who could afford to blow 20 million on a house would be that concerned...
@Jimmy_Sandwiches7 жыл бұрын
Rupert is dead behind the eyes
@LugeoOrbis6 жыл бұрын
Ha ha I was hoping that I wasn't the only one who thought that. I guess that's what happens when you live your life solely for money.
@teclo10577 жыл бұрын
WHEN A PROJECTOR COSTS MORE THAN A HOUSE, YOU KNOW SOMEONE IS TAKING THE FUCKING PIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS
@tbz15515 жыл бұрын
“Wearing pants” smh love her!
@cryptidian35305 жыл бұрын
I would love to see Richard travel with James May.
@jaimicottrill28316 жыл бұрын
Soooooo, the house could be totally hacked then?
@MegaLouis1188 жыл бұрын
Sees "porn" and "Claudia Winkleman" in the title. *clicks on video*
@gamesfrombefore64597 жыл бұрын
Right?!
@carrotmandoespixelmon12967 жыл бұрын
MegaLouis118 sees porn and Richard Ayoade in the title *clicks instantly*
@GiorgiNemsitsveridze6 жыл бұрын
They didn't show us the kinky gadgets but he did leave Claudia there at the end and so... who knows waht Property Porn stands for?
@Ulfnarr6 жыл бұрын
i was about to post this same message, i tip my hat at you.
@user-bj2lu9qt3o3 жыл бұрын
Watching old vids like that reveals the main goal of tech: Stop moving.
@Lexicondiablo5 жыл бұрын
Why do you need mechanical blinds when you can turn the opacity of the glazing to 100%? What happens when someone hacks your automated house and turns your heating off and all the taps on? I get the tech being expensive but not when it is unnecessary or leaves you vulnerable to cyber attack.
@Susrek6 жыл бұрын
In the future, more moving parts to break and constantly need fixing.
@scotttexasbornandbred10634 жыл бұрын
I am only 01:30 into this video and AGAIN I in love with Claudia Winkleman ... I really don't know what it is about her.. she is so vibrant and lovely ... love the woman ..I think it may be the fringe.... no one does it better..
@nicolawylie34475 жыл бұрын
Pardon me?pardon me? 😂😂😊😊(when he's told the house is 20 mil) he's so funny and I can't believe this has been out over 3 yrs and I've only just stumbled upon it. Richard ur lush and I watch u on 8 out of 10 cats !!😘
@Davies467 жыл бұрын
for the man who is married to his work and not anything else.
@TheFufuway7 жыл бұрын
There's sooo much that can break in this house, I think it would be a nightmare to live in it.
@ladamedesaraignees17647 жыл бұрын
There are castles that are cheaper You could probably throw in their feudal titles for cheaper.
@CarpetStainRemover8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha is he just having everyone on this show how does the big fat quiz ? GET NOEL ON 💚💚💚
@luciomain11868 жыл бұрын
+Phoebe Walsh I saw a clip 2 days ago with Noel. They were using things to take while traveling (like for the plane) :)
@luknowit4756 жыл бұрын
Am I correct in assuming those windows don’t actually look out on anything? Or is there an opacity function? Either way the silent blinds would be pointless.
@mikewilliams60255 жыл бұрын
There aren't two more different comedians in all of the greater London area. An odd couple that this generation needs.
@wendyransome66185 жыл бұрын
Two of my favourite people.
@tinad85615 жыл бұрын
So it’s pretty much one of those bachelor’s pads from 70s films where the player hits a switch and the music comes on and the bed rotates around...
@janiyawest70232 жыл бұрын
Does the house have backup generators in case of power cuts. What kind of maintenance schedule is required to keep it functioning properly? Including calibrating each system?
@MidnightEkaki7 жыл бұрын
I dont care about the rest but give me that home cinema I need to watch Pepper Pig on that
@jebise11264 жыл бұрын
lots of places to loose something and great if you by any chance loose electricity... probably you cant even leave the building... or does it have some sort of backup in case of fire or something?
@SplatterInker6 жыл бұрын
Yeah but, what happens during a power cut?
@Chevaldog6 жыл бұрын
where can I go to buy it
@NadjibChannelthemovieguy8 жыл бұрын
That's a hacker's heaven
@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell6 жыл бұрын
Home Alone 5: Lost In My Own House
@Dan66TwilightFan8 жыл бұрын
I have just recently been introduced to the awesome man that is Richard Coyote, And I think I may very well love him.
@RickGladwin8 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Castro Apparently your autocorrect has also just recently been introduced to him.
@Dan66TwilightFan8 жыл бұрын
***** So it seems Rick.
@RickGladwin8 жыл бұрын
Daniel Castro In fairness to your autocorrect, the vowel to consonant ratio in his name is a disaster.
@Dan66TwilightFan8 жыл бұрын
***** It is, I've never heard of that name before. However, Having Coyote for a last name doesn't sound that bad.
@hotelmario5106 жыл бұрын
Honestly "Richard Coyote" is a better name.
@kuntmunt54537 жыл бұрын
This is humanity's down fall
@RobertSlover6 жыл бұрын
silent drape runners awesome twin peaks reference.
@anthonymarshall90588 жыл бұрын
Hahaha YOU HAVE A DVD?!!
@coentertainer6 жыл бұрын
Took me about seven readings of the title until I worked out it didn't say Poverty Porn. Very confusing first few minutes of the video.
@babydingo957 жыл бұрын
theres like barely any windows
@Katya_Lastochka6 жыл бұрын
Ingo Miguel nerd heaven
@DJogdog6 жыл бұрын
That's how I like it.
@julsie31954 жыл бұрын
2:10 omg the sound she makes lmao
@alZiiHardstylez7 жыл бұрын
1:15 - 1:28 - It's moments like these when you really see the similarities between Matt Holness and Richard Ayoade.
@DowzerWTP727 жыл бұрын
alZiiHardstylez And just how attractive Claudia is when she's laughing!
@JustWasted3HoursHere6 жыл бұрын
20 million pounds? That seems rather heavy for a small house.... But seriously, not worth it (IMO). There was absolutely nothing shown that can not be purchased and easily installed either by yourself or by hiring a qualified carpenter/electrician/IT tech for less than 100th the price they are asking.
@oscarking48915 жыл бұрын
it's funny to think that most of this would be outdated even 3 years later
@mutee3337 жыл бұрын
That is some Black Mirror level shizzle right there!
@grandebigy7 жыл бұрын
Nothing like 10 times the things a normal house has to go wrong
@ellielastofus86576 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think that guy had a bit of a crush on Richard? Like it’s possible?
@Thedownliner20156 жыл бұрын
those prices are ridiculous. £4k for a coffee machine!! £110k for a projector?
@86themadhatter278 жыл бұрын
I'm sure for €1,000 you could get a pretty sweet Projector. Maybe not cinema quality but with the screen only that size, the compression won't seem as bad.
@vrschwrngsthrtkr224 жыл бұрын
So did she buy it?
@Kyoto_Ed8 жыл бұрын
with 20 million you could just invest it and get 1 million every year for the rest of your life. I know which I'd prefer.
@matthewraya42468 жыл бұрын
Spot on!
@Kyoto_Ed8 жыл бұрын
***** Investing in UK rental properties you couldn't really go wrong.
@Kyoto_Ed8 жыл бұрын
***** Only if you're selling
@krashd7 жыл бұрын
Investing 20 million is what a square would do, you could instead do some crazy things like fill a bath with beans or hire a rental car and bury it in the ground.
@huckthatdish6 жыл бұрын
Well you'd presumably get a mortgage with quite a low interest rate. I'd also invest my 20 mil and take out a mortgage as my returns would certainly be higher than the interest rate on a mortgage.
@ThisIsWideAngle3 жыл бұрын
How long will these apps to control the gadgets be updated? :) You have the money to buy a house like that and still every room is aligned to a screen, even when it´s hidden. That´s pretty sad.
@DivineFalcon7 жыл бұрын
So, what happens if the system gets infected with ransomware?
@StevlandJudkins7 жыл бұрын
Nadine Hurley would LOVE those blinds.
@minigrande19392 жыл бұрын
I have always had a very big soft spot for Claudia
@rudimental89174 жыл бұрын
The cinema room costs more than my mums house and she's still facing repossession because she got a severe illness twice and had to retire 😂😂😂
@PaulMcCaffreyfmac4 жыл бұрын
HiFi speaker storage room....Handy!
@ajburdett8825 жыл бұрын
*has the controls to one of the most high tech houses ever* *acts like he knows a lot about it* *pushes hard on the touchscreen like my grandma does*
@mimori82 жыл бұрын
Nothing says first half of 2010s more than tablets imo
@jparry53054 жыл бұрын
A year ago I’d have said a home cinema isn’t really necessary...
@jim0_o8 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop thinking, that man looks like Shaved Paul F(rancis). Tompkins
@strzaskanyalf29284 жыл бұрын
Richard with The Panda!
@HarryNicNicholas2 жыл бұрын
entered a tent entered a tent entered a entered a entered a tent. that should screw with anyone's day.
@QwertyCharlieFourate8 жыл бұрын
i'm hoping it's not just me but as a programmer i know that people are stupid. is there room for a person to be on a seat when it's under the sofa and is there a button down there to bring them back up?
@josh-sh2pi8 жыл бұрын
There, parking completed.
@stenbak887 жыл бұрын
Claudia is gorgeous
@krashd7 жыл бұрын
Yes she is, or was, she now looks like a bin bag after her daughter's accident. Can't blame her, I lost a job once and the desire to shave just went.
@jaytam15 жыл бұрын
For houses in Hong Kong, £20 mil won’t get you up on the Peak.
@HarryNicNicholas2 жыл бұрын
i don't have to get off the sofa to let people in either, i just lob the keys out of the window.
@talldrinkofmarmalade72817 жыл бұрын
I always confuse Claudia with Noel Felding in the thumbnails.
@meetaverma83722 жыл бұрын
How? they have different skin tone, lips and eyes
@jkmjoshuma8 жыл бұрын
this is a freat house until the power of the wifi is down
@kateking88203 жыл бұрын
We have automatic curtains in our house and controls for the lights. I love my gadgets this programme is AMAZING!!
@luhole6 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't want to lose that tablet...
@chiendelespace6 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, I replay and replay again 00:20 where the sexy voice of Richard Ayoade pronounces my last name.
@inspectionnegross86957 жыл бұрын
is Richard the next Yahoo Serious? Pretty close.
@WibblyPigNZ9 жыл бұрын
That does seem like a lot of pointless *ank for 20 million pounds.
@EtonMessUK9 жыл бұрын
WibblyPigNZ What is 2015, if it isn't a world of pointless w*nk?
@deathbastardable8 жыл бұрын
+HoldMyBeer His mum knows his KZbin username.
@importantname6 жыл бұрын
Electric everything?
@Ludifant2 жыл бұрын
Claudia managed to get it down to 21 million.
@scouser2010ify6 жыл бұрын
We’re in your crib or the crib that you police 😂
@ArnoldsKtm8 жыл бұрын
Jesus that orange suit :- D
@Taupila5 жыл бұрын
Well isn't it Catch from Supernatural turned estate agent.
@amac26128 жыл бұрын
anyone know what suburb that was in. claudia just said 'if you lived in this house you would be on the tube a lot' cheers.
@PrisonerZero8 жыл бұрын
+Quokka She was being sarcastic. Anyone who can afford that house will surely not be using public transport.
@amac26128 жыл бұрын
ahh haha fuck ya, thanks. that one went straight over my head. :)
@tobyl76308 жыл бұрын
+Quokka Richard parked the car at ExCel centre, so that "suburb" would be london docklands
@krashd7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was complete sarcasm, if you had a house like that you would own 2 or 3 cars, maybe even have a driver.