Protect Bobby Lee at all costs!🤣 🎤: Bobby Lee

[@stand_up3]

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[@BESTOFFERSONWEB]

Didn’t Bobby lee admit on multiple occasions to raping a child in Mexico?

[@redredwine1277]

I enjoyed watching him, very entertaining. THANK YOU 🌷 👌🏽

[@beatnick1157]

Hey Comedy Central fix your audio… amateur hour over here

[@jgg681]

They “fucking cool EEEEEHHEEHHHEEHE” the screech he gave out 😂😂

[@joekress9135]

He sounded like peanut from Jeff Dunham

[@kd1330]

i do that terrible screech giggle all of time ironically 😭😭

[@itstino5218]

cgc

[@joekress9135]

I got u @blu dew

[@WisestTiger]

It's a laugh he does for one of his characters on Mad Tv

[@salvadortorres6680]

"This is happy, angry all that shit"😅😭 bruh I'm fucking dying of laughter

[@BigMikey007]

Rip ig

[@poopoogamer1232]

Then you got no sense of humor

[@injunuity775]

@@poopoogamer1232 your mom has no sense of humor 😂😂🤡🤡

[@Otavio_Bruno]

@@poopoogamer1232 when you mad

[@FoxFloof]

@@poopoogamer1232 fr bro. Everyone has no sense of humor now a days, people will laugh at anything and it's sad.

[@EditorKalandr__]

That’s my name metoo😂😂

[@technne-gu1yu]

Imagine if the guy flipped out "DAMN YOU TOJOS HAVE AT YOU" N just ended bobby with a straw

[@EditorKalandr__]

@@technne-gu1yu 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@baconlord2545]

Nah it’s mi tu

[@pancakewaffle4504]

mi tu

[@sliceofgarlicbread]

He could’ve said Mi Tuu and most of the population would’ve believed him

[@Boggwaterr]

“ open and cLoSEE” the way he said that LMAOOO

[@Masckerdoom]

tired of these h03s in the comments

[@Boggwaterr]

@@Masckerdoom where?

[@Masckerdoom]

@@Boggwaterr Just change your pic to something else and earn your likes like the rest of us

[@Boggwaterr]

@@Masckerdoomhomie it’s just my face. People been having PFPs since the dawn of the Internet, just because I’m a woman I can’t use my face on my own god damn profile? Did you even think before commenting this.

[@Masckerdoom]

@@Boggwaterr Sh*t I'm beautiful and you don't see me abusing it on youtube for likes I earn my likes you think a single one of those thumbs up was because of the wit and originality of your comment nah it's the passing glance of a one eyed snake

[@asher_starlight2840]

“What came out of my mouth was ‘Me tooooo’” got me😂

[@ezjumps]

“There’s only two things they do: OPEN AND CLOSEEE”

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

Yes we all saw the same video literally seconds ago

[@BryceHomier17]

Yeah....I saw the video too...

[@MrAlyux]

I CANT 😅😅😅

[@jasonyoung1608]

@@GlorifiedGremlin 😂

[@saiyansatan]

@@GlorifiedGremlin oh dang I didn't realize that was the only thing he said in the video, thanks! 👍

[@derekshear5444]

Bobby Lee is one of the best really wish he believed in himself could of been a goat

[@ehcanadianguy27cod31]

What? Hes doing fine mate. Go waxh his podcast

[@kylevos8551]

@@ehcanadianguy27cod31 he’s unsure about himself with stand up

[@jamesandrews568]

Yep, he's the best make a wish that made it. 🤷‍♂️

[@charliedovlander1269]

Could of 🤔

[@rustyshackelford5758]

Nah he’s trash. Easily offended and his only bit is he’s Asian and everyone is racist

[@GRVEA_]

This man is so precious 💀

[@forpacheco]

Oh oh hotdog! 🤚😯🤚

[@forgivezhariondissapointed4234]

Fr and the eye expression was everything 😂 😭

[@mother-effer5304]

my Ex is part asian and we were high asf one night and I was tryna see if his eyes were okay yk, i kept tryna see and went "bruh OPEN YOUR EYES👀" and he went "THEY ARE OPEN, IM FUCKING ASIAN"😂💀 Still laugh about it 2 years later even if we ain't together lmaooo

[@darthdrynn8057]

You started your sentence in the present tense, but ended in past tense. ::writes you a Grammer warning:: just kidding. ... >.> or am I?

[@mrose4132]

@@darthdrynn8057 well, I don’t think her ex ever stopped being Asian…

[@Costerella7]

@@mrose4132 LMAOOO I know it wasn’t a joke but that was funny 😭😭

[@chasingthelight7139]

And you are???

[@skrt368]

Sarah?

[@RK-bz7hb]

Bobby: “They open and close, that’s it!” Director: “Yea so open em from time to time”

[@catwithabat7235]

"I served in the Korean war" *begins making aggressive tree noises*

[@americancountryball2077]

Charlie in the trees

[@amistrophy]

Wrong war y'all

[@SickestDisciple]

@@amistrophy correct. The VietCong were known as Charlie during the Vietnam War, because VC is Victor Charlie in the phonetic alphabet, US soldiers shortened it to just Charlie.

[@iamcuthulu316]

Korea, notoriously jungle-filled.

[@SickestDisciple]

@@iamcuthulu316 but they didn’t call them “Charlie” during the Korean War…

[@Joseph_Tackett]

Jesus!! 🤣🤣🤣 "Me too"

[@WisestTiger]

Right!? 🤣 that shit took me out!

[@user-yo2zj5rh2i]

Yup,.best answer2 ...I'm inspiredew2

[@mickrobloxmetayer7857]

“Me too” got me laughing😂😂

[@MrKOv2]

Watching this on the wee hours of the morning. This had me laughing so freaking hard that I just woke up my two roommates 😬😬😬 I blamed me too. 😆

[@InspectorButters4]

Damn me too!!! Lol Bobby is soo funny

[@chrislair6832]

I think it's time to get your own place

[@MrKOv2]

@@chrislair6832 🤣🤣 I feel you lol

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

You mean your parents ?😂

[@MrKOv2]

@TheDbroncos420 nope, I meant room mates.

[@missionave558]

That’s the healthiest I’ve seen boby

[@MordecaiAliVanAllenOShea]

He’s super coked up and skinny, not healthy.

[@tyresr]

@@JahreadyKnow he looks overweight in this clip though..?

[@oscarlarsen400]

@@JahreadyKnow he is legitimately overweight

[@AngelGarcia-mg5im]

@@tyresr yeah he’s a bit overweight here, but now he’s fat af lol

[@ryanp.2254]

@@JahreadyKnow nah dude, you seen him now?

[@SamTankko]

I like these kind of comedy shows where you actually go to laugh at personal stories and things happening at the moment. I hate stand ups where the “comedian” is just picking on one person and insulting them and she/he thinks it’s funny.

[@khristopherkomodoensis4734]

I kind of like those bits. Besides, you gotta have some balls to share anything that any comedian can turn into a joke at a comedy show, so the people that play along enjoy it as well.

[@JayCross454]

Well, if an idiot decides to make themselves a target for a comedian, they get what they deserve.

[@jul2447]

@@khristopherkomodoensis4734 I have seen comedian just asking what race or what are they doing there to make jokes tho😂

[@mikiyu8067]

Exactly. I appreciate this kind of humour. Using personal experiences about themselves to make a joke instead of dissing a totally unrelated person to just make themselves sound funny.

[@esp7261]

Yeah but usually the second kind of stand up is improvvisation, that means the comedian doesn't have mush prepared jokes and has to work with the material the crowd offers him

[@lex_rodriguez]

He needs to do more stand-up. He's honestly one of the funniest comedians out there.

[@blockchainballers]

He’s not bad, just found him.

[@automaticwriting4220]

He’s been doing standup for decades. It’s a big part of his income with multiple spots a week around LA. He does travel and do other clubs just not as much as these “road dog” comedians.

[@Monkey80llx]

You must be paid to write that. He’s as funny as a car crash

[@increaseoverture_]

Saw him at the Comedy Store last week, he killed. Best in the lineup

[@andrewrossnagel9433]

@Monkey80llx thats a bad example because a car accident would make me laugh if you were in it

[@kermitthefrog9719]

Bobby Lee’a stand up is so underrated

[@amybirdwell6420]

One of the most talented comedians working today!! So underrated and I look forward to his well deserved Netflix Special. That would be so frejubtvv

[@dthomas4206]

The (are you Korean, i got scared, i'm like yeah) had me rolling

[@xolinnilox449]

The Fact that he is scared to do a Special is crazy to me. Super Entertaining Hella funny- Bobby Lee

[@cosmicabyss7358]

Its because he's afraid of not feeling good enough not just in comedy but as a person.

[@trentejames9773]

Social anxiety and low self esteem will do that

[@MrDeano-eu9rg]

Well he's away from khalila now so he might get better

[@cosmicabyss7358]

@@MrDeano-eu9rg Yeah the way she just shit on bobby all the time and made things worse for his self esteem. Your significant other is supposed to be the 1 person that doesn't do that.

[@MrDeano-eu9rg]

@@cosmicabyss7358 yea, if everything that's said about her is true then fuck her but I don't convict based on conjecture

[@omarcantu6915]

He probably meant for Bobby to be on less cocaine at the time😅😂

[@oscarsthoughts4635]

His audience sounds like an icarly laughing sound effect 😂

[@andreasgranberg1310]

Its so funny how this guy articulate and talk he could talk about the french revolution and it would still be funny,true comedy genius 👏

[@kriena4190]

Man talked about getting molested as a kid and it was still somehow funny

[@NikoZego]

Was getting fried with my friend Thi and I went to go look into his eyes to see how red they were. I asked him “open your eyes all the way” and our other friend Ethan just starts laughing his ass off. So I’m confused for a second until realizing the connotations around what I had said. Thi then started making this giant Grinch like grin for what felt like a full minute before telling me it was all good, just to keep me in suspense lol.

[@Jdonstepper]

LMFAOAOAOOO nah what😂😂😂

[@Jellymiqo]

Bruh why would he need to tell you it's okay?

[@NikoZego]

@@Jellymiqo I didn’t NEED their approval as if I’ll die without it. I just care about my friends and I wanted to make sure that I didn’t hurt their feelings.

[@NikoZego]

@@Jellymiqo of course it would be something stupid to be offended over if I didn’t mean any offense by it but that’s the point. I wanted to make sure my friend knew I wasn’t trying to make a cliche squinty eye joke because that’s cringe as hell.

[@OmmerSyssel]

@@NikoZego talking about sensitivity issues.. Can't even have simple fun among best friends? Then where.. 👀

[@ramentrifecta8619]

nervous laugh he did was hilarious

[@tricktap8502]

Bro wish Bobby really believed in himself he’s hilarious and a goat in my book

[@imdoc7872]

One of my favorite bids is when his dad makes him sell orange on the side of the freeway😂

[@fizzomarx746]

Such a underrated comic. PLEASE BOBBY JUST ONE SPECIAL!!!

[@MrWasa11]

I would love to go and watch this dude funny as shit

[@nattyrudd3279]

“FUHCING COO🐬🐬🐬”

[@davidcarter7337]

Bobby Lee started the ME TOO movement

[@CreativeThinking52]

Absolutely hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for sharing. Have a great evening. 🤣🤣🤣

[@liljmills7218]

This is OOOOOOLD bobby he sounds completely different

[@iamlokittyofmeowsgard2934]

I was getting my annual review at a job I used to work at, and my supervisor is going over everything I've been doing well, and then the things I need to improve and one of the things was how I didn't have any emotion and that I looked "dead in the eyes". I was like uh..... I didn't know what to say, I'm sorry my eyes look dead and emotionless 😑 Like how is this a part of my PERFORMANCE review. I work in a pharmcay for crying out loud, we're all dead inside. Lol.

[@ahmin6178]

Omg at my Job the supervisors tell me all the time that I should look happier even with a smile but in reality it’s my eyes that are small and downturned…

[@AB-wf8ek]

Your performance is flawless, I just don't like how your face looks

[@lowkeyextravert]

As a former pharm tech. I get it.

[@beb6c2a]

“me too” HAHAHAHAHA THAT BLEW ME AWAY 😂

[@Пинагод]

I personally think, as an Asian myself who've been through theater, that whenever photographs refer to the eyes, they also refer to the expression of the eyebrows. Still a funny experience though lmfao

[@milwaukeebrewers6337]

No sht.. this is comedy

[@Welcome2DaJungle]

Uhn uhn I'm hollering, he said "my name is Me too" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ndiacarter450]

I HOLLERED AT “THEY OPEN AND CLOSE”😭😭😭😭

[@OneExtraDay]

This was a great bit… need the entire show

[@i_loveblue-takis6689]

Agreed

[@nicholasmatalonis2065]

When he yelled the ‘WHAT’?! has me dying talking bout the Korean guy

[@godspromise2841]

Yes I need to see more of your skits. He is hella funny 😂🤣😂🤣

[@blessembreaks]

Happy Bobby is finally gettin the respect he deserves

[@FAR-ny4xm]

When he said “can we get more expression in ur eyes” “Wtf” 👉👀 I’m dying😂🤣

[@monkevip]

this kids pretty good, I could see him going places 👍

[@aidenlakata7662]

I mean I’d say Bobby lee is relatively well known amongst stand up comedian fans

[@benjamin_tyler]

@@aidenlakata7662 r/woosh

[@yourmomdx]

@@benjamin_tyler what’s the joke?

[@FriendlyHomie]

@@yourmomdx He's been places

[@russodidit]

This sarcasm or do you not know who Bobby is?

[@PlexyGlass75]

If you understood the Korean War then you'd understand that we protected South Korea from North Korea. And since it's far more likely that'd every Korean you meet is South Korea they would've been friends not enemies

[@johnnybaxter1953]

Asians in general respect the United States because they aren’t blinded by the same anti - American propaganda that Americans are

[@mike80458]

lol no we invaded North Korea

[@johnnybaxter1953]

@@mike80458 he said that we protected South Korea from north. Read the comment before you type

[@PlexyGlass75]

No north Korea took over the entire Korean Peninsula and we landed on the southern coast and saved the south from the North. If you have any questions on your recollection of history, look at the memorials South Korea has up out of Gratitude for our help.

[@mushwoman]

none of yall know dick about shit when it comes to the korean war. it started because the more popular movement of socialists in korea had gained enough traction to usurp the capitalist party that the US had installed in the country as a puppet government. the US then proceeded to commit a genocide killing 20% of the population on the korean peninsula. we created the hermit kingdom, and before it was done we considered obliterating all life north of the 38th with nuclear warheads. also mass rape by the USMC occurred, women and children down to single digit ages were assaulted. theres photographic evidence of infanticide, babies being impaled on US army bayonets. ultimately it led to south korea being ruled by a dictatorship that didnt stop until the 90s, so over 40 years. now south korea is owned by the mega corp samsung, and you can sign away your rights with contracts. we fucking ruined that country because we felt the right to own korea. same as we felt the right to own the philippines and hawaii. colonialism has never died

[@neen66F]

Omfg he's freaking hilarious as hell 🤣

[@phoenixbleu1730]

Bobby is the coolest comic ever! I've seen his show 5 times. Got to meet him afterwards every time. He loves his fans

[@kierenjerrett7774]

Love this bloke such a naturally funny soul

[@roycereinhardt3763]

He NEEDS to put out a special already. It's been 20+ years!!

[@KylieMCclips]

He plays a character named Jin in a show called Magnum PI, he’s so funny 😂

[@johnsone9396]

I thought he was the man servant butler guy🤔😆

[@craigcollyer568]

Fucking love Bobby Lee

[@Jake-n3u3z]

I know right!

[@sewerbat4634]

he's a gold mine of jokes, just brilliant

[@kahsiemelohiem4498]

i met Bobby in West fourth park 🏞️ in NYC yall know 🏀basketball🏀 less just say he'z Kool az hell & so iz hiz whife SHOUT OUT to her (👉🏾☝🏾✌🏾🤟🏾👈🏾)

[@kingape1572]

Cant deny mans a legend

[@calamaria9624]

Sometimes I legit forget I'm Asian sometimes and it makes me nervous too. Like I get scared of War vets who wear the hats (you know the ones) giving me looks as I thank them for their service. Because I just have an irrational fear that their gonna think that times haven't changed or something that ends up in a situation of some man screaming at me and me crying. Like this guy's story, it's my worst nightmare 😓

[@Felix-yk4ln]

Bro thats actually such a crazy thought. Never thought about that😂

[@louislogie2654]

Never even studied that angle. Its sad. Magnum p. I has episodes dealing with post war trauma racial biases etc. In the show there was a saying that war never ends.. I got that theres always a fallout for years after. Nobody really speaks of the orphans left from wars either. Dammnn

[@rizingpho3nix]

Bro I almost spit my coffee out when you said "me too" 😂😅

[@enjoyjunkie]

“Fucking cool ahahaha” 😭 he sounded like Billy from Billy and Mandy 💀

[@lovetownsend]

Have NEVER seen bobby lee live, he's actually mad funny

[@aut2121]

his beer belly always gets me lol❤

[@palaknain8494]

Dude's funny

[@bleyded]

the #metoo movement took on a new shape for me tonight and i love it

[@Skeletor_the_Bigg]

“Me too” “Whaaaat!” “The south! The south!”

[@noahsteinmetz112]

Underrated comment

[@chknrsandTBBTROX73]

Bobby sounds like he took a couple shots of helium backstage

[@junkyard-p1s]

This guys freakin hysterical!!🤣😆😆

[@alksi1]

The corners of his eyes do rise 0.2 millimetres when he smiles

[@FunGoverner]

He sounds so much younger, such a good stand up though. One of a kind.

[@cosmicabyss7358]

I think the audio is altered

[@Aerochalklate]

they made the pitch higher he still sounds the same

[@echomonstera]

"me too" LMAO

[@dontaysumo]

Had me crying first joke 😭😭😭

[@daeva4176]

He sounds like Jeff Dunhams Peanut

[@Ainsi110]

“so when i was 9 every day for summer”

[@WaitIsThataHollowTip]

Hahahah omg best video ever

[@Ainsi110]

@@WaitIsThataHollowTip lol

[@Idiotonask8board]

Wow his standup is really good

[@kylegoyak]

"I fought in the Korean War" "Ok thanks for killing my people asshole"

[@liyataylor7389]

Maybe read up on the war and delete you comment

[@kylegoyak]

@@liyataylor7389 the US sent troops to fight the North invading the South. They went solely to fight and contain communism and Russian interests. US politicians had ZERO interest in saving Korean lives. I love how im Canadian and yet i know more than most Americans. 🖕

[@Furysonofrage]

@@liyataylor7389 i think you're the one who needs to do further reading lol. The allies split Korea into two and the cold war basically forced families to fight against each other. It was all as a tool to fight a proxy war with the soviets that the US got involved. How can you possibly think that dividing people along an arbitrary border could be good for them? That's what we did, along with the soviets, to Korea.

[@rofllmao7657]

@@Furysonofrage when communist revolutonese tried to sieze power in korea to turn it into socialistic soviet puppet shithole, US interviened, because they wanted to have influence over korea, but by doing so they saved half of the korea and now it is one of the richest and most developed countries, and the other one is a literall hell where people are starved to death

[@limitlesscondition]

@@Furysonofrage Liya aint bring her books

[@jbthao]

Hahahahahaha his deliveries are the best 😂

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

“Me too” 🤣🤣🤣

[@zekenotech]

"I fought in the Korean War." "Me too!"

[@weirdiweirdo5508]

No way we watched the same video

[@zekenotech]

@@weirdiweirdo5508 Oh no waaaay! Did you find it funny, too?

[@weirdiweirdo5508]

@@zekenotech yeah.

[@neroknight1234]

He was actually in Harold and Kumar r movie lol. I didn’t realize this until I rewatched the movie last week. Harold and Kumar is epic. Felt like they could’ve made more sequels lol

[@BigKO89]

Bro was an eight into the powder 🤣🤣🤣🤣❄️

[@dakotacox10]

Hell yeah 🤣

[@BigKO89]

@@dakotacox10 🤣 hilarious bro

[@PurpleJive]

Was hoping someone would say it. 😆

[@LimitlessCXIVI]

Dude this was hilarious. Bobby you have so much material to do stand up.

[@15subarusti59]

"meeeeee toooo" thaS my name lmfaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aaronking7044]

This guy needs his own movie asap

[@drewtate5470]

“Then just do a Chinese accent, everybody loves a Chinese accent“-Bo Burnham

[@rondoespsych5901]

Hate when ppl put "protect this person at all costs" in the title like they need protection.

[@Sunloxx]

It's just a term of endearment, not literal

[@haydenjeffery3627]

This is funny as hell shout out Bobby

[@-Tyreal_Awesome-112-]

That one laugh tho😅😂😂😂, (cooll ahhhahaha)

[@blakesaywhat6729]

Holy fuck that might me one of the only times I’ve laughed at a KZbin short

[@laurab.9710]

Ah man, I miss watching him on MadTv!

[@angiesapples6162]

I thought about Jin from Lost that man could conjure all emotions beautifully

[@ichigogogracie3371]

My mom yelling at me to open my eyes when I smile👊💀

[@diamond054]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE WATCHED LMAO

[@WalterDEgger]

bad idea to speed up stand up comedy videos... totally messes up the pacing and timing

[@treeeyed8578]

It's not speed up tho...

[@PurpleJive]

Heh… speed… 😬

[@greencupofdeath]

@@treeeyed8578 it is sped up.

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

"Quote from the video" Yall will give me likes now right?

[@dhans9662]

"Comment that cries about the fact someone quoted the video and says something like 'we watched the video'" Yall think im badass now right?

[@imbetterthanu9435]

"comment that says that they're uncontrollably laughing" I have good taste in jokes right?

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

@@dhans9662 Cope

[@dhans9662]

@@GlorifiedGremlin Says the one crying over comments getting likes lol

[@10thletter40]

"Obligatory comment about laughing out loud and how this had me ROLLING on the ground"

[@wesleye3129]

I love Bobby Lee he is f****** hilarious

[@lamosos]

And that is how Bobby Lee inadvertently started the Me Too movement.

[@theshadow9238]

Oh shit, I just looked it up and he played Kenneth, the nerdy kid from the Asian Fraternity in the first Harold and Kumar movie. I never recognized him!

[@Shader670]

"I get nervous when race is brought up" proceeds to bring up race...

[@zombie_8u2]

Race privilege whites can't speak about race but other races can speak about races that's a privilege

[@MinecraftsDarkest1]

He must’ve been sick as Fuck doing this lmao

[@ACatNamedOrwell]

Coked out* but sick works too

[@yodaughter7366]

when he said “WHAT!?” he sounded like Adam Devine 😂

[@thebassknuckler]

I love Bobby's stand up, never laughed so hard seeing him at laugh factory