psa: stoic

[@F1nicky]

Ah,sweet liquor eases the Bain.

[@thenumberfour6455]

Life is Bain, I Hate-

[@MiGujack3]

GUYS THE JAGGER DRILL GO GET IT

[@paladint1d82]

Guys the stoic flask go get it

[@andreaswill615]

Sweet liquor pleases the Bain

[@brancakes8888]

Guys, the alcoholism, go get it.

[@justas423]

I find it amusing how you could theoretically heal to full just by properly timing your Stoic drinks and intentionally getting hit.

[@handsomemadmario]

in hotline miami, you can comically easily do that by purposefully running into the trip mined doors, you'll be left with half of your health in damage-over-time if you run into a door at full health on deathwish, so just run straight into a fucking tripmine and drink for instant full health

[@sillylilstella]

@@handsomemadmario oh my god I thought you mean hotline miami the game and i was confused because that game doesn't have health, it's just you're alive or you got hit with a firm breeze.

[@Tackyfication]

I will purposefully run right into dozers, take 2 shots or so, and then take a swig and it was like nothing ever happened

[@theballoonfamily9539]

something that i sometimes do on higher difficulties after running out of FAK. just poke my head out of cover, get hit, SCHLURP and get my health back.

[@crylune]

good pfp

[@pootard3538]

*LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE-*

[@da_huntz]

*THEY'RE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE, AND MAKING ME FILM THESE COMMERCIALS-*

[@javierserrano349]

*zoom in* "I get reeeal nice dental at my job."

[@ebagiousvii1016]

𝐓𝐑𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀 𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄! 𝐕𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐌 𝐕𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐌!!!!!

[@pie5567]

*Toilet Sheriff: It's High Noon for gamers-g-germs*

[@uhrguhrguhrg]

VROOM VROOM

[@alexrecrem9094]

Stoic is what got me into payday 2. Who doesn't want to cosplay an m1 Abrams, get drunk, and raid the whitehouse?

[@krisnaputramaulidan2843]

I feel it's not stoic that got you in, I feel it's badger and i'm the same

[@sofalix8840]

Just as the founding fathers intended.

[@punkboybaby5593]

all I learned from this perk deck is that alcoholism is the way to go gg ovk

[@Sawzie]

song list 0:00 - Kendrick Lamar "Swimming Pools" 0:18 - Super Mario 3D World OST, "Athletic Theme 2" 0:20 - Carpenter Brut, "Sexkiller on the Loose" 0:24 - No More Heroes OST, "N.M.H." 0:28 - Le Castle Vania, "Infinite Ammo" 0:33 - Unreal Tournament, "Foregone Destruction" 0:37 - N.E.R.D., "Everyone Nose (All The Girls Standing In The Line For The...)" 0:43 - Tame Impala, "The Moment" 0:53 - Thundercat feat. Wiz Khalifa, "Drink Dat" thanks to everyone in the comments for the help!

[@Yuki85]

DAMN WE NEED THIS REMIX OF INFINITE AMMO :_:

[@rolandsodakin2354]

I think that the 2 seconds on the crane might be forgone destruction from ut but im not sure because you know its a two second clip

[@thescoutcommando24]

Thanks fam

[@max72590]

mvp right here

[@ArnoldAntilope]

thanks , your a good human

[@mcbum]

"The Dark Souls of Heist Games." Drink to forget the pain.

[@a.p.6580]

Ironic enough, in Dark Souls you heal by drinking from a flask, so it's low key true.

[@GenericExtraordinaire]

But now begs the question: How do they drink over the mask?

[@ZanderTheUnthonkable]

Generic Extraordinaire By osmosis

[@MJuegaES]

How do they regen health/armour by dealing damage?

[@UnintelligibleYT]

Mate August's mask doesn't even have eye holes His eyes are solid rock He's fucking BLIND and UNABLE TO DRINK *Unplayable*

[@beepthefox]

Ever play Dark Souls?

[@holmesholmes.8784]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[@MisterCarlos]

I'm a simple man, i heard no more heroes music on a video and i give it a like

[@mortor9502]

Como lleva el día estimado Carlos?

[@lizz4918]

Como asi? =)

[@SkriferTM]

lel si es el :v

[@joaquinlocurto5798]

Se podría hacer una build de sniper con esquiva sin bastardo escurridizo?pls as vídeo si se puede

[@Antzerk]

Cuando el cabro se pone a ver videos y no a hacer... no pierdas la chispa chico

[@scarfweather]

No need to succ when you can just sipp

[@mr_marcelo1631]

Yes

[@ShaddoII]

Stonks

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

"Now I know you all like to drink" "Hydration is important"

[@elmendelasarten8365]

dodge build after running for 20 minutes and killing a lot of cops: now i'm dehydrated and a danger to society

[@DrLiam-fg6wd]

@@elmendelasarten8365 you described the average Florida man

[@jadeannsanimeedits5273]

Literally gets shot by thousands of bullets and is in pain Dallas: Takes a drink of whiskey HELTH

[@sorrydudebros]

When you use stoic + hostage taker aced with dallas and he He no longer needs the medic bag

[@krisnaputramaulidan2843]

@@sorrydudebros still, i always bring medic bags, i may not use them but my teammates sure does

[@gwg2813]

"Pass the whiskey" -the words from a long past time

[@justanaverageinternetuser2473]

"I'm actually suffering from liver failure from my crippling alcohol addiction"

[@ziqqerlad]

Cheers bro, I'll drink to that

[@vann_8]

@@ziqqerlad cheers bro i drink to that

[@bigboypal]

funny, well structured joke: *blank stare* LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE- *wheeze*

[@billythorpinson4012]

Funny well structured joke *Blank Stare* This meme format *Wheeze*

[@MsZsc]

i mean it was kinda premeditated and well structured

[@pangilli1880]

Jerma is generally funnier than any well-structured joke ever could be.

[@z0orb]

This video teaches me how to be pro at stoic more than any other 30 mins guide haha

[@elmendelasarten8365]

max revenant and stoic is going to carry the job, give him a medic bag just in case

[@ryankay4054]

Maria is a talented Heister who has never let fear best him in a fight.

[@TrunkFilms]

This is the kind of quality i want from a channel i subed for

[@yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095]

Drink for hydration: no Drink for funny green thing in circle to reach almost full: yes

[@guiga123able]

That's right, this streamer watches Jerma

[@AwesomePolarBear]

Always love a good Tame Impala meme when I drink my life away

[@screwd]

Hey nice profile pic

[@johnhoma7145]

@@screwd no

[@dingusman911]

Duke: *loses an arm*... nothing a swig of whiskey cant handle

[@scottlandforever4411]

Sniper: *nails Duke in the head* Duke: *visible pain* Also Duke 5 seconds after a drink: I feel better already!

[@1spyrocrash1]

Love how chill this one is

[@tadpolegaming4510]

Quality

[@rcclab5411]

CNGaming Nice profile pic. CoD fanboy

[@chiefbeef2730]

CNGaming I

[@OwensTheBest]

Pain is quality

[@WindowsDoor]

Pass the whiskey

[@randomdude-4353]

Life lesson learned from video games: Drinking alcohol can solve all of your problems

[@gmn9365]

0:53 POV u r The Son in last level of Hotline Miami 2

[@themightyjill]

I AM TOOO HIGH TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! - Probably The Son.

[@lunatik4291]

0:28 i didn't know infinite ammo speeded up would sound that cool

[@nothisisarobbery5676]

The one game that literally let's you drink your pain away.

[@TheDiggity42]

in the words of a wide man named grouse, *BAAAAAAIIIIIIIN I’M IN MIIIIIIINECRAAAAAAAAAAFT*

[@leandreturcotte5321]

they should nerf it so after a couple of drinks you get drunk and have difficulty to aim for a few seconds

[@nonamelavdin2188]

drunk effect mid already on lb

[@lebeta2964]

STFU

[@Noruzenchi86]

flashbang effect without the flash

[@harryunderwood9387]

Reduce your accuracy amd stability stats by 5 for 1 min after each drink. Each drink refreshes the effect, plus effects stack.

[@RadMan224]

That sounds like an awful idea

[@filzhut6234]

Every 10 Minutes a Citizen,a innocent Hostage to take your friend out of custody or a intiminated cop is killed by Drunken Heisters,you can help with just a small payment of 1 Payday DLC.Thank you for your help

[@smoothspike]

Gotta love the recent amount of Thundercat in your vids Maria.

[@HESHRocketWarhead]

Vlad's brother-in-law has a stoic build. It's why he ignores incoming weapons fire when he's either sleeping in Stealing Xmas, or moving to the building/helicopter in White Xmas.

[@resignedwaste1298]

“Local robber becomes practically invincible because of alcohol”

[@IseeSandvich]

This is the type of perk deck I can use during the weekends... I love a good glass of whisky.

[@willcrayons]

everyone is talking about Jerma reference. what about the fist full of frags reference? ;_;

[@Happyeye]

I got it mate, i love my Wild west source engine games too.

[@financialproblems9308]

*pass the wiskey*

[@MichaMundy]

i got you bro

[@filzhut6234]

Pasch de Wischkey

[@egg-yolk]

stoic is just the positive effects of being well hydrated

[@neighbor3901]

Noice Jerma985 meme there

[@tacticability521]

Timestamp? I think I'm missing something.

[@eighteenYearOld]

Tacticability It's his name it's "LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE-" check out jerma's ad video or named something like that

[@tacticability521]

I've already seen it, I know what the meme is. I'm just looking for where it is here.

[@pigzarmy]

His name is "LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE-" and he also used the clip of jerma spilling his drink on the keyboard

[@TheBanatter]

Kombi You again? I'm starting to be curious about your age.

[@LordVader1094]

I'm glad someone still remembers the "pass the whiskey" meme from FoF.

[@vertexed5540]

Maybe the Irish were onto something calling it the water of life

[@emberz3778]

Since when have Irish people said that?

[@vertexed5540]

@@emberz3778 Gaelic word for whiskey brah

[@emberz3778]

@@vertexed5540 Ah alright. Yeah, never taught that in school. Only remember, An bhfuil cad agam dul go dtí ar an lethiris.

[@ohnoitschris]

After doing a little bit of video editing work myself, I really, *really* appreciate this video.

[@HellishSpoon]

*GOOD*

[@psykhosev]

Payday IRL: "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just a stoic build who's in pain"

[@joshuaburnett7643]

Liking the Jerma reference in your name there Maria

[@flurbleman4486]

Joshua Burnett It was also Jerma that spilled drink on his keyboard

[@CaptainScorchMane]

edgy edgy boi alert

[@pi5272]

You.

[@DunCakes]

Jerma is love

[@TheBanatter]

Kombi Did someone hurt you?

[@deadchanellmao9929]

Wow can’t believe they added the estus flask

[@kr33wbeats42]

Kingpin: finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

[@hyperion472]

You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen

[@TheDumbCow1]

we need a mod that replaces the flask with a fiji water bottle.

[@LordofLight-vt8fq]

Moral of the story kids, it's perfectly fine to be a raging alcoholic.

[@HellishSpoon]

Is this JerJermas Bizzare Stream Adventure refrence? More like Shit meme Right up there /\ I

[@snipers9390]

HELL SPOON LIFE IS PAIN I HAT-

[@PKMNTrainerKelly]

Ew, jerma references on a non tf2 video

[@maskeddadledingo9627]

dont forget dat Chris O'neil reference at 1:30

[@Cyann33andaThird]

memesux

[@LordVader1094]

HELL SPOONtheJojoMain PASS THE WHISKEY

[@johnmaxwell8279]

"pass the whiskey" a quote from a legendary game

[@RainbowFishcakes]

proof drinking is good for you

[@bonfist7277]

RainbowFishcakes I guess you didn’t watch the end xD

[@upzakuza]

@@bonfist7277 nah the guy was just tired

[@TheL0rd0fSpace]

I love that subtle Fistful of Frags reference.

[@braindeadgaming808]

Stoic deck at first: useless Stoic deck 3/9: gets you out of some dangerous places but you still need medic bag Stoic deck 9/9: rechargeable medic bag that makes you feel like a bulldozer for a few seconds

[@herrdoctor2895]

Oh, thats why I feel like I'm useless when I first put one point on Stoic

[@akoslazar9005]

Armor stoic works wonderful as well

[@braindeadgaming808]

@@akoslazar9005 i dont use it i like normal stoic

[@akoslazar9005]

@@braindeadgaming808 how do you use it then?

[@chandrumajjagi2241]

Xhx Sfzg dhxgd she'd have been

[@Luzaku_kiss]

*takes sip from trusty stoic hip flask*

[@Helith]

whiskey>>>>>>adrenaline........what th....

[@yougotsstyle]

I known this video is old but coming back to learn that the song at the end was a thunder cat song surprised the hell out of me

[@andrasfogarasi5014]

So 4 times HP and every 10 seconds you can recover (when taking constant amount of damage per second) 8 seconds worth of damage.

[@LilGuyG_]

First you get a swimming pool full of liquor...

[@Doraeward]

Now Overkill add a how to drink simulator perk deck. Pretty impressive ;)

[@sonyviva308]

This is not just a Payday psa video. This is an artwork you can put into your resume

[@shock1201]

Aaaah i don't need medic bag

[@rotcandidate9823]

fistful of frags dlc for payday where they just add first aid kits skinned as whiskey bottles

[@Dribbleondo]

Pass the whiskey.

[@getonleagueguys7557]

So in short, if you ever have any problems, drink alcohol.

[@THEBEEDOOBOP]

0:43 song name because maria is too cool to put it in the description

[@benjaminpilosov]

Tame impala- the moment

[@THEBEEDOOBOP]

thankeroo

[@GreatAukEntertainment]

Who's Maria?

[@GreatAukEntertainment]

@WHO ARE YOU seriously

[@thenumberfour6455]

@@GreatAukEntertainment ...

[@sebasrodriguez8605]

Remember kids. Being a hard alcoholic makes you survive anything!

[@ugadabera_8647]

1:28 accuracy: -50

[@KingaX5King]

Such high pitch that the deep voice in swimming pools (drank) sounds even more realistic.

[@billforson3143]

People still make payday memes?!? God i love this community

[@elmendelasarten8365]

payday community is a meme, and payday community knows about good meems, i love this community

[@KittyKet228]

my grandfathers perk desk be like

[@someonefromtheinternet0960]

"ALCOHOLISM KILLLSSS !!" *DUKE bursts into the room all fucked up* -That's where you're wrong kiddo *takes a sip from his flask and suddenly starts regrowing his whole body*

[@Circ00mspice]

Huh, that explains why Duke is so calm. Alcohol eases the nerves after all.

[@gabrielc7861]

Dallas: AHHHH! I NEED A WHISKEY BOTTLE!

[@MrTtawesome]

Holy shit, you used a Jerma clip at 0:35. I love Jerma!

[@untrust2033]

0:20 song name

[@CrimsonDemon0]

Tasers watching the kill cam wondering why the fuck did they tase a drunken man duel wielding akimbo geims with HE slugs

[@xoancabado]

nice aim

[@snazza203]

The absolute pinnacle of comedy right here.

[@BaneDane_JB]

0:43 Name of sing?

[@haveltherockjohnson6626]

BaneDain "name of sing" lmaooooo

[@jpyeap4145]

*name of song

[@BaneDane_JB]

ITs been 2 years, yet no human still give sing name

[@FranzNF]

How a simple edit in the tune of songs makes them a lot better? What kind of sorcery is this, Maria!?!?

[@Electrik4l]

What's the song at 0:37?

[@Dablaze6]

Electrik4l sounds like everybody nose by N.E.R.D.

[@Electrik4l]

That's it, thank you.

[@DukeOnkled]

What? It sounds NOTHING like it. Link?

[@DukeOnkled]

Oh. It's sped up.

[@Viddaric]

I appreciate the Fistful of Frags reference.

[@ethanstephenson534]

i have an idea for a stoic rework in payday 3. if you get too drunk, you become invincable but you are sloppy and your sight is very wavy (mc nausia but a little worse) and you'll be downed when the drunkness stops.

[@carecrow153]

I'm actually suffering from liver failure for my crippling alcohol addiction cheers bro I'll drink that

[@sebasrodriguez8605]

Kids, NO alcohol in real life But, YES in videogames

[@pewwdiepie]

this makes me want to make a half dodge build and half stoic build

[@Dekomlev]

I really appreciate the "NANI" after that Simpson clip.

[@acee555]

petition to make it so whenever you use a certain amount of flasks you start experiencing the effects of alcoholism

[@NovaProspekt1337]

Videos that live rent free in my head

[@mariatarango4417]

As a beginner stoic, I wish to be like this.

[@WindowsDoor]

Same but im not so starter since i am level 6

[@OhRaez]

Was listening to Thundercat and Tame Impala all dsy and then watched this. I felt welcome

[@godlynoobikgosuper3544]

POV: you're hungry and you use stoic to remove some hunger

[@tempusimperious5962]

“Imagine what would’ve happened if I wasn’t drunk!”

[@norfangl3480]

Expectations: Regaining lots of health at once Reality: Losing little bits of health and dying

[@tytom4128]

Dad is that you?

[@ferruvideos]

0:27 Ngl, that sped-up Infinite Ammo version sounds great imo.

[@hiklyy]

BREAKING NEWS: MAN LITERALLY TOO DRUNK TO DIE

[@WindowsDoor]

Nah its just that liquor is good for his organs to die

[@localikea7715]

"Local man to drunk to die"