Kratos wants to know if his son knows how to have s*x!

[@scerebropsnu]

I thought he was gona sa ‘woohoo’ like in Sims. Don’t forget to drop a like. LET’S HIT 43,000 LIKES! :)

[@Freddyfazbendy5901]

I knew woo because shrek forever after

[@le_archer]

woo it is said as flirt, Kratos does not refer to it as you may think but it could be a wild interpretation to be fair.

[@Sa.d.bo26]

Man what happen to the s*x scene in god of war i thought there will be one with freya

[@pevvyi]

@@Sa.d.bo26 What about Sif

[@jeezed2950]

Lol I read it and I thought the same thing

[@shaycormac4522]

''You taught the boy to...woo?'' Something I never thought would escape from Kratos's mouth.

[@GameDevAraz]

Kratos had finally taught his boy the ropes, now atreas can grow up to be just like his father, O button apears next to women

[@justmonikaaabyatch3796]

I too wanted to learn how to... *woo?*

[@hotpotato6966]

@@GameDevAraz bruh 😂😂😂

[@darkyangel09]

"woo-hoo"

[@SentinelPrimal]

Ric Flair: Woooooooo!

[@mehxd2086]

If kratos taught him: " Listen boy first you 🅾️✖️⏹️❎⏹️⏹️🔻🔺🔺🔺↩️↪️↩️↪️↩️ then she will produce thousands of orbs"

[@narukamishirou284]

😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “and if your controller didn’t break after you spam those buttons, do it again and again and again until she gives you no more orbs. Then you leave her for another quest”

[@weebpuddin]

This made my day 🤣🤣🤣

[@oenseis6323]

Fire ass comment

[@emmanuelbangayan4171]

AHHH!!! OMG! You did not just🤣🤣🤣.

[@Steve-ud9wl]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE 💀

[@ZeroNeedsCoffee]

He means "woo" as in "win over / speak to women". He's not too scared to say have sex with lol

[@TsukabuNosoratori2]

Considering all the 'o' smashing he did back in the day. It'd make sense he'd want his lad prepared for... certain aspects of life as well xD

[@strangerinastrangeland3613]

Well sex is a part of wooing, so it's not entirely unapt.

[@kendivedmakarig215]

​@@strangerinastrangeland3613It's not. Sex is different from wooing.

[@pedroricardorodriguezfarre7936]

2 years later from now, I can see Atreus staring at Angrboda with a O on her head

[@canti7951]

Yeah, it's wild how gow fans manage to make everything about sex (insert funny press ⭕ joke). But then again, we're talking about gamers here, ig it's not surprising.

[@彭國欣]

I sometimes find Kratos' choices of vocabulary hilarious, of all the possible words he could use, he chose "woo"

[@mat7083]

Being a Spartan general and the GOW, I figured he would use the word “engage”, but this hilarious

[@finnheisenheim8274]

Kratos was always the kind of guy to act rather than speak.

[@FieryHyrdra]

It's fitting as an older term

[@MwRYum]

"Woo" is quite an old tongue, think I first came across it back the school days, reading Shakesphere's works as part of literature course.

[@internetexplorer7143]

It would’ve been funnier if he used “mate”

[@Karlos1234ify]

Atreus:… So wait for a fiery circle prompt to appear over her head? Kratos: Yes.

[@mrartdeco]

💀💀💀 dude

[@goreallermykes8017]

This is brilliant 😅

[@stuffzluvverz_7665]

"sometimes you curve a bit, but the easiest part is the last part where you mash"

[@aarongeorge4885]

Yooo!💀💀💀💀

[@samchongjingxian2811]

wait wait...triangle, rectangle, cross, circle, triangle again...ahhhhhh.u got the free red orbs, Aterus

[@BDMWI]

Even if the game is not “Game of the year”, Kratos has already won “Best dad of the year”

[@holliswilliams8426]

best former serial killer of the year

[@shuvamacharya8001]

What!??... Then which game got the title?

[@toandinh7279]

@@shuvamacharya8001 What game do you think it is? Clunky , repetitive combat, barely any dialogue, DIY lore, lots of backtracking after you died, mute main character. And they repeat their "story" line in every single one of the games franchise.

[@limb-o7180]

and gideon ofnir is worst dad of the year

[@TheAncestor6]

@@toandinh7279 oooooooh somebody's maaaaaad!! does the baby want his big cartoon rattler?

[@eddieabrahante4001]

I love the brotherly bond Kratos and Mimir have built. Kratos respects Mimir's word and deeply takes it into consideration.

[@officialsbtl]

bro called him "head" in the first game but now he calls him by name

[@dragonborn164]

@@officialsbtl And even called him brother once

[@santana7827]

well Mimir is the wisest man alive so

[@coolbroccolie6455]

Mimir feels like Atreus cool uncle

[@LikeAChameleon]

@@dragonborn164 Twice

[@jackbelmont4389]

Angbroda: *Spills orbs everywhere* Atreus: "WTF"

[@HyperVanilo]

Plot twist: Those orbs are Angrboda's blood

[@grimreminder5038]

@@HyperVanilo Other plot twist, it's the start of a fetch quest

[@blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935]

Omg, the orbs is a Greek and simce atreus is half Greek haz no idea whats happened and Angbroda is freaking the F out XD

[@weasel003gaming7]

Money money!

[@screamingeagle2759]

what's the deal with these orbs? Why everybody mentions them in the comments?

[@calhof991]

I love how much Kratos clearly trusts Mimir to give Atreus good advice. The old Kratos would’ve gotten angry at him for “overstepping his bounds” and “assuming he’s a better teacher for Atreus than his own father”, but this Kratos has come a long way and accepts that there are some things he just isn’t comfortable talking about with Atreus, and he’s strong and self aware enough that he can trust Mimir to act in his stead.

[@sinistor3727]

They are brothers. Over the timeskip before Ragnarok they have a lot of off screen time together. For Atreus to gain Kratos approval as warrior(by calling his name instead of boy), For Mimir to gain trust and acknowledgement from father and son. Most importantly, For Kratos to learn to respect both of them and embrace them as Mimir become his bro and His son becomes his most trusted companion on the battlefield.

[@departamentodet.i1866]

@@sinistor3727 Exactly! In the diary, he states that he considers Mimir like a brother.

[@Someone-qi1rr]

Nsh

[@SlimKim3]

Atreus went to Mimir for advice

[@3li3bbas95]

Ok why did I hear younger kratos voice when reading in between the quotation marks

[@D0wnDSta1rs]

imagine if freya just interrupted them by laughing...

[@deadcut7282]

She should have.

[@dacaba]

I wish Freya understand and said something about it🤣

[@mariomouse8265]

Even funnier when you know that Freyja is the Goddess of Love, much like Aphrodite

[@darkwolf988ify]

She just burst out laughing hearing the Ghost of Sparta whose choices of speech have been grunts, soldier talk, tactics, and pretty much always serious but hearing him having this conversation then hearing him ask Mimir if the boy knows how to woo, she just laugh about it for hours on end without stopping.

[@samvanroon5041]

Something along the lines of "Hahaha you know I can still hear you two right?"

[@mat7083]

“Then you…taught the boy to…press ⭕️

[@am0rin0593]

only legend have the ref

[@not__smokey]

Press ⭕️ and red bar farm

[@hamzahsaddique1512]

The burning circle 🔥⭕️🔥

[@genesisnama5022]

⭕ the legend button

[@roargamer007]

Nice one . Only the OG God of war player will understand😏

[@LucianUchiha]

Atreus: Hey, father? How did you get a girl to like you. Kratos: Apples. Atreus: Huh? Kratos: Throw apples at her. If she catches it, she returns your affections. Atreus: Does that actually work? Kratos: Yes. Or you can wait until a fiery O appears above her head. Both worked for your mother.

[@redneck2127]

The hells an apple

[@anabolicgregory]

@@redneck2127 a yellow vegetable shaped like a phone

[@eekerton4623]

@@anabolicgregory sometimes they're red or green too I think, I wouldn't know, haven't seen one

[@anabolicgregory]

@@eekerton4623 those are carrots actually

[@viniciusgrosse1958]

​@@redneck2127I am so confused by your question

[@lyrunia9793]

Kratos: To survive, yes, but...to love? Mimir: *Thinking disconnects for a quick millisecond* Mimir: Brother?

[@ZaChemas]

Mimir: *404 answer not found*

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Love? We kill!

[@elmismisimoyeta880]

bro ?🤨🤨🤨

[@energumeno616]

brother?

[@punusername3445]

Mans said: * vine boom sfx *

[@TnD_BigJax]

Atreus: **spamming ⭕️ 🔄 🔄** Kratos: "That's my boi!"

[@shibitoyakaze929]

its not boy. its *B O I*

[@thinkingsimon]

@@shibitoyakaze929 No its .... .B O I

[@AmazingStoryDewd]

Lol

[@curseth_9640]

You all are getting it wrong it's actually B ⭕ Y.

[@Fourth_horseman23]

Kratos: are you winning ,boi

[@Shazra170]

“So you taught the boy to… woo?” “Brother, the boy can turn into a wolf. He can woo any time he pleases!” Freya from the kitchen: “That’s ‘A’-woo!”

[@jamses4532]

More like uWu

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

Mimir really is another dad to Atreus. He even makes dad jokes.

[@tobiramasenju7669]

Kratos in GOW3: ZEUSS!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!! Kratos now: Does my son know how to woo??

[@TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployee]

ZOOOS!!

[@Cyanmint-Gacus]

He's a 1k yrs. old now so... yeah makes sense

[@Jeezes718]

You forgot the original: A A A R E E E E E E E E S !

[@CimmerianAssassin]

How they grow up so fast

[@smoker5989]

Also Kratos in GOW 3: I'm gonna clap Afrodita's cheeks

[@robertruelas3455]

Mimir being humble even knowing he "wooed" a freaking Valkyrie

[@abhabh6896]

and he is a head.....

[@Anathema_009]

@@abhabh6896 I guess she gave him “head” *Bat dum tiss*

[@pevvyi]

@@abhabh6896 How is he gonna woo if he is a head, does he...say aaaaaa to eat an eggplant cereal

[@filds1]

@@abhabh6896 He did that before we was trapped by odin

[@cyberus1403]

@@pevvyi there are other parts of the body that mimir still has that a valkyrie would enjoy with just a head my friend

[@NicholasGeschke]

The thought of Mimir giving Atreus The Talk is hysterical. A fricking severed head giving dating advice.

[@christophermyers6372]

Angrboda to Loki: "Why did you keep throwing apples at me?" Loki: "Father's said I should do this if wanted to ask you out."

[@Jeremiah_D.]

Best mythology reference 😭

[@wardeng9]

Why did you said Loki, Odin?

[@yuutoyamazaki6154]

oh god its atalante's story.... right?

[@Zefferdoodle]

@Yuuto Yamazaki No. In Greek Mythology, throwing an apple at someone was a declaration of love. And if the person caught the apple, it meant that they accepted your love.

[@blackroberts6290]

@@myusername2607 And Spartan men have a yes homo policy, it's just that his wife just died

[@eliseidariusplesca2191]

Whoever had the idea to make Kratos a dad is deserving of all praise.

[@Idk-cy2sb]

Let's not talk about his first try tho

[@BlackangelKatakuri]

?

[@gsainoy]

@@Idk-cy2sb uh oh

[@mawinstallation6626]

He already was a dad tho...but we already know how that ended 💀💀💀

[@user-xn2gd8kz1m]

Shhhh.

[@halkon4412]

Are we just ignoring the fact that this guy somehow managed to dodge Freya's side quest until after the credits

[@kwedl]

Exactly, how is that even possible. I think i just got it while exploring the Vanaheim area with her early on.

[@joprincess6021]

It was prthe ring one? Thats the only quest i quit so probably that is a bad quest everyone would want to avoid

[@firstlast9846]

I tried to do everything.. I’ve never had a sense of immersion that I did with this game.

[@andreray2784]

I was thinking the same thing, but man its really impressive that the dialogue changes depending on when you start the side quest. Really really impressive stuff by Sony Santa Monica studios again.

[@ashurean]

What a genuine dad concern If there is any man who really knows how to give good advice in that subject without awkwardness or tmi moments, he certainly only exists in fiction.

[@magmat0585]

It's something i like about the newer games, it approaches serious topics (or personal flaws) guys have to go through that we usually aren't given any preparation for, and which are almost always ignored or just shot down as "toxic" in general media

[@brodybrown6921]

My dad has that superpower

[@simon-peterwilliamson2412]

Plenty of men can do it without a problem..its only a problem for father's well because that would involve the boy's mother and no boy should think of his mother tjer like that

[@statdemon2842]

kratos is written so well he knows the answers to almost everything even if he’s still learning

[@vit968]

@@magmat0585 Thats not what toxic masculinity means and you know it. "Toxic" in this case would be Kratos expecting Atreus to already know how to "woo" just like that and if he doesn't then that means he's a pv$$y who needs to "man up".

[@claws2129]

To be fair, he is Zeus's grandson. Not exactly a lineage with a strong pullout game. God of War 6 Atreus comes back needing to lay low while the other pantheons are hunting him trying to collect child support.

[@magmat0585]

i mean... Fenrir, Jormungder and Hel are all supposed to be his kids, and seeing as we've already seen 2 of them in game... might be a little late there buddy XD

[@TheArklyte]

​@Clay Tablet Shogun well, somebody DID repopulate Greece, didn't they?;) Tbh would be fun seeing Greece under roman boot after or in the end of egyptian arc. Kratos would learn that we don't need living gods to be assholes to one another...

[@TheBearWithOrangeFur]

@@TheArklyte Actually, if I remember correctly. By killing all the Greek gods, it brought forth Diseases, Starvation, Water Levels rising, Utter Darkness, and Death making Greece Uninhabitable. But I could also be wrong, as I’ve never played those games only watched Lore videos. 😅

[@cosmic3789]

Atreus is Vergil confirmed

[@honkifrog8458]

@@cosmic3789 HE IS THE STORM THAT IS ESCAAAAPIIINGGG

[@minlan90]

Mimir: It'd the CIRCLE of life , Kratos! Kratos: What?! Mimir: Nothing.

[@jesseyatento7406]

I hate you. Door out is over here --> 🚪

[@EpicvidsKetti08]

Helios: Damn Aphrodite be fine frfr she's one of the only ones who didn't die

[@illam9500]

"I taught him how I wish I'd wooed " every single one of us needs to take that to heart. Do not teach your sons nor your daughters to do as you did. Teach them as Kratos told Atreus in the first game; to "be better than me".

[@fotis3v480]

I don't think I'd want my son to be any kinkier than i am tbh, might get him in trouble. Alas I'm never having kids y'all deal with it yourselves lol!

[@LordHoth_90]

@@fotis3v480 as several members of my family and friends have said about kids, “Never say never.”

[@strenuousspider9525]

He bed Aphrodite and many other woman, can’t say his wooing skills are bad

[@daquaviousbingleton9763]

@@strenuousspider9525 you clearly don’t understand what it meant

[@raheemcamal998]

Facts

[@nhatphatly3587]

Angrbota: say again? Atreus: Yes angrbota, I'd like to WOO with you Angrbota: WTF is woo?

[@MW2proification]

And that is how Ragnarok was prevented, because he fucked it up with his wife! LoL

[@deadmanexperience724]

Circle Button Appear

[@syaifuliqbal]

WOO AH AH AH AH

[@jessejohn7406]

Woo Walk

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

fbi open open up

[@KuuchWizard]

The writing in this game is super introspective. Mimir’s final line hit hard because sometimes that kind of advice is the best we have to offer

[@hohuy1469]

Kratos : SPARTAN ! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION ? Atreus : A WOO ! A WOO !

[@asyl_um]

No fuckn way I saw this short yesterday 😭😭😭😂💀💀

[@bolaibrahim439]

I can't stop laugh 😂😂

[@Yaboi-if8bw]

It took my a moment, but I then got the reference and now I have murdered my stomach XD.

[@hohuy1469]

@@Yaboi-if8bw i laughed like a hyena as well when i remember about it myself 😂

[@vinitsharma5703]

Haha 😄 Noice 😊

[@gatorcroc7212]

I'm glad Kratos is doing fatherhood stuff. I played God of War 1 as a Teen. I'm now playing Ragnarok as a father, with my son.

[@Satirical_fella]

gonna teach him how to woo m8?

[@BusinessWolf1]

don't watch any more clips this one was spoilery as all hell luckily you didn't notice

[@moonshinershonor202]

🤴 Teach him there are worse fates than Death and to be worthy of Valhalla. If you want, not telling you how to be a dad.

[@kls701]

Lol me too

[@justsomeguy6336]

Congrats on you and your boi

[@questingchris1699]

Kratos’ vocabulary is what makes a good portion of the humor in these games. I was not expecting “woo” to be his choice of words.

[@yourmum69_420]

do you even know what it means?

[@kin4386]

I just love that Kratos, the guy who used to indulge in more sex than a hormonal college student, chooses to use the most polite terminology for it he can think of for it when talking about his son. It's so cute lmao

[@soljia_boy697]

It's not cute it's ⭕❌🔁🔁🔁

[@porkadobo5035]

Lol let's be honest, it wasn't Kratos who was indulging in sex. It was us horny ass gamers 10 years ago 😂

[@kin4386]

@@porkadobo5035 Same difference lmao

[@Warriorsoul101]

@@porkadobo5035 but Aphrodite asked for it. Sorry Hephaestus 🥺

[@Jo_youwhatmate]

Probably because he wasn't talking about sex at all, there's quite a few steps you and others seem to be skipping over here You are aware the term "woo" refers to the literal act if trying to get someone to fall in love with you....that is what wooing is

[@Snikpoh1390]

As many seem confused, he's not saying "woo" as in "WOOHOO" he's saying you taught him how to woo someone? As in "Did you teach him how to speak, how to win a woman over." He's not so childish that he couldn't say sex, he's legitimately concerned for the wellbeing of his son's emotional state and his heart. Good dad.

[@mr.husbandoeu7254]

@@parth1350sharma The shitposts are a-bouncin'

[@Joseph_mama]

Hmmm, whilst I respect and fully agree with your theory, as it sounds much more reasonable, in my mind tis a lie, for Kratos is indeed shy enough to call doing the deed wooing

[@theoneslayer8560]

@@parth1350sharma "TIME TO SEX!"

[@descartes_1134]

But how else can we giggle at the idea that Kratos might of told his son to mini-game Angraboda while telling him that Lúnda belongs to the Realms?

[@F4KER555]

@@descartes_1134 bro said "belongs to the realms" 🤣 Underrated comment

[@jthecaffeinatedcrow6456]

I love that Mimir indirectly reassures Kratos that he's not a bad father, just a different sort of man.

[@Xterrorcz]

When Kratos said "Woo" i was dying of laughter

[@ziadhim4290]

Same

[@racist2708]

Same

[@HSE_VO]

Hardest I've laughed at a piece of dialogue in my life

[@pevvyi]

This is kinda unrelated but what if Kratos says "Man I’m dead" along with skull emoji

[@HSE_VO]

@@pevvyi That would be quite erm... EPIC

[@Juandisimo3]

I like how even though kratos is one of the most deadly gods to ever exist in his universe, he is still at heart a dad

[@l.lawliet403]

um... remember back why he killed the whole greek pantheon?

[@eugeo5391]

Anything for family *Vin diesel moment*

[@Juandisimo3]

@@l.lawliet403 All for revenge about his family, you dont mess with his family. Which goes hand and hand with what I said, he’s a dad at heart

[@mohanbhartiya2705]

@@l.lawliet403 yes but he might be hoping same doesn't happen to the art tree

[@princeemishi245]

You don't mess with bald people's families

[@anmolbasson]

I love these small interactions between Kratos, Mimir and Freya. The way the writers have made me care so much for the story and the characters is just exceptional. This is what I call Great writing 👏

[@Death_Korps_Officer]

I guess "woo" was the closest you get to Kratos saying "Press O repeatly" we'll ever get. Noice.

[@uncheckedfoundry6701]

There are two circles in Woo. It’s all coming together.

[@sukojiduck7271]

i miss that day, why they dont bring it in GOW 4 or 5?

[@lionrussell431]

@Sukoji Duck Is probably because of boy and Kratos probably wouldn't do that anymore.

[@mohanbhartiya2705]

Maybe he is a keyboard user and W: to approach her 00 to : ooo....!!! Her Woo

[@Madara_da1]

@@uncheckedfoundry6701 no it’s all coming

[@dragonrider1736]

Angrboda: So you want to collect blood orbs together? Atreus: Yeah I guess. Angrboda: So how do we start? Atreus: **Looks at a camera and smiles**

[@giveyourmeatagoodolrub2985]

Atreus also: I heard you like…doggystyle?

[@Idk-cy2sb]

Oh no

[@BlackangelKatakuri]

Um they're just kids you realize?

[@Bloodfangmh]

@@BlackangelKatakuri they're fictional if it makes you feel better they'll probably be of age in the next game

[@momop788]

@@Bloodfangmh my guy wants to see children 💀

[@TheDeppertLasseVogt]

I was constantly thinking about this: considering that Atreus is a young man who has most likely never seen a girl his age before, he certainly keeps his cool in this game, especially regarding the fact that there are TWO female characters around his age who seem at least a little bit interested in him. Respect, dude!

[@EpicvidsKetti08]

Loki was a lot like Zeus in Normal Mythology........

[@thekittamers7471]

If that other female character around Atreus’ age you’re talking about is Thrud. I think she’s more like a sister to Atreus than anything else seeing as her father is a part giant, and all giant’s are… related I think? Well thrud be Atreus like… 1st cousin once removed.

[@levannahl.7573]

@@thekittamers7471 but... angrboda is a giant too.. right?

[@Kevin-hx2ky]

@@levannahl.7573 Full giant no less. But like being part of the same race isn't a mark of particularly close relation

[@thekittamers7471]

@@Kevin-hx2ky yeah, exactly what I was saying, despite the fact that the giant’s weren’t particularly a huge race. At least I don’t think so. I doubt it’d pose much of a problem. Well other than the fact that he and angrboda are the last of the giants left in existence (not counting the marbles or Tyr.) but Atreus is only half Giant anyways, the other half is Human (midgardian) hence why Heimdall calls him a “half-breed”

[@bueczkaa9152]

That's not about sex, Kratos wants to know if his son knows Pop Smoke

[@PapaCopperpot]

Atreus: "She like the way that I rock, She like the way that I woo"

[@Heymanchillout7531]

NAH I WAS LOOKIJG FOR THIS COMMENT

[@YahBoiDevin]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@greatmonsterr]

@@PapaCopperpot "does she make it clap for atreus"

[@PapaCopperpot]

@@greatmonsterr “brok & sindri, brok & sindri”

[@csverse]

"Woo" is the romantic term of "to court". Unlike what everybody else here thinks about the word, it is actually a wholesome term.

[@AlexandraMiah]

right? i'm seeing everyone thinking that "woo" has a sexual connotation when it actually is pretty innocent term lol

[@a-drewg1716]

@@AlexandraMiah blame the Sims

[@th0rne_999]

@@a-drewg1716 trueee

[@benjeesilv1596]

Well in all fairness. He is a Spartan, historically they held festivals in honor of none other than Eros (the god of erotic love, which can and does have a sexual dimension to it). Romance is a more domesticated version of Eros where you aren't confronted with more "negative" realities of love. That being said, for this specific instance, I think the sex part will come later, Atreus and Angrboda are still learning to be around eachother they aren't in love yet but in the process of falling in love should courtship continue.

[@fumarc4501]

I thought it was an appropriate choice of word.

[@brandonwirtz2308]

Wisest man in the world. Learnt from his mistakes, and taught it forward.

[@bekambekm3200]

I love how more concerd and opend is Kratos now

[@Toneill029]

He’s changed. I think he’s a bit more like how he was meant to be if the gods did not interfere with his life the way they did.

[@rgkong8783]

Why does everyone have this profile photo?

[@darthnox7958]

@@Toneill029 I mean he was a Spartan general so... Not really, the pain he went through was what changed him

[@Andrei.Christop]

I would never imagine Kratos to be shy on talking about sex

[@Andrei.Christop]

@classic Not ashamed but shy, exactly for this reason

[@whuspr]

​@classic True. Good point. The fact that he even cares enough to mention it (as awkward as it is) is pretty important as a parent. Better than keeping him sheltered and repressed, lest he grows up not knowing the ropes and becomes some crazed sex god like... Zeus.

[@Jo_youwhatmate]

He isn't shy about talking about sex He just literally wasn't talking about sex

[@Shadow_1048]

Haha

[@23373]

@@Jo_youwhatmate what was he refering to as "woo" then?

[@WikiSorcerer]

Picturing Kratos giving "the talk" is... a thought.

[@teejaynumber13]

"And how did you woo back in Greece, brother?" "In the middle of a battle, with random women I found laying around..."

[@HyperVanilo]

Underrated comment

[@Fallout4277]

"....Or in a brothel in the middle of Sparta with 15 women or with the goddess of love Aphrodite"

[@Duality2222-2]

@@Fallout4277 Mimir: Bloody hell brother weren't you two related!?!

[@justme42300]

@@Duality2222-2 Kratos: Much incest was had in our pantheon. Part of the reason I killed them all.

[@starwhale3070]

God of war 2, literally has a threesome in a bathhouse with his armor on after being thrown into said bathhouse by an aninated bronze statue while bloody war is happening

[@ghostknight2011]

I will bring some credit to Mimir on that. He banged a Valkyrie Queen. Fighting her "half death" self was already pretty difficult, I just can imagine how hard she could be as a lover.

[@jfoster8624]

He was definitely flicking the bean in that tent with her before Ragnarok

[@thadz2493]

@@jfoster8624 💀 😹

[@blackroberts6290]

@@jfoster8624 Tounge King of Midgard

[@dearestterror5234]

@@jfoster8624 literally my first thought after that was asking him if he ate well😂

[@mavvynne444]

@@jfoster8624 Bruhhhhh🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@alextl97]

I love how Kratos lets loose after Ragnarok, he even smirks and giggles from time to time. The best one is when Lunda asks him if she should stop calling him sexy and he says "NO".

[@Blackdragon1998ful]

I love how we've appreciated that when Kratos grunts, it doesn't mean he agrees with you. But he's actually happy.

[@jesuslovesyou2616]

Jesus Christ died for your sins please repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand 2928474785859596

[@CrazedMilkMan]

Mimir teaching Atreus how he wish he woo’d is quite something. Making sure the kid doesn’t make the same mistakes as you is a damn near impossible feat but if you can achieve that, they’re better off than you in at least one way. That’s genuine love right there, not like romanticism but in just wanting to see them be happy

[@franingegnieri1831]

He is just concern about the boy getting it up properly 🤣

[@CrazedMilkMan]

@@franingegnieri1831 I’d be more concerned about my son being a proper man when it comes to pleasuring a woman. Any man can lay with a woman but to be as good as I am if not better is what my son should be. He will learn from me and how to be equal if not better, after all, my son will be capable

[@franingegnieri1831]

@@CrazedMilkMan Kids need to learn from their own sometimes, we do not teach them to be equal to us

[@MannBhaii245]

@@CrazedMilkMan lol good luck to ur son brother 😂 hope he meets ur expectations 🙂

[@MannBhaii245]

@@franingegnieri1831 he is off the track but he is right

[@joesmoe6947]

It’s so funny to me how hard the developers tried to push you to do side quest. All the side quest were great so they didn’t really need too. But every 5 minutes Mimir is always saying, “We have time. It would be nice to chill before we go on. They’re still preparing so we could hang out here.” 😂 I think Mimir was also Odin in disguise.

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

If Mimir was Odin in disguise, which he wasn’t, they’d be “five shades more fucked than they are already.” Mimir said that

[@brainplay8060]

To woo someone doesn't mean to have sex. Wooing a girl means to capture her heart, seduce, attract women with speech, etc. Basically "does the kid have game or will he be one of those that freezes up around women" is what he's asking. Generally speaking, this is something that dads used to teach or at least tell their sons about. With GenZ I'm not so sure if it's dads or rappers/entertainers who are doing the teaching.

[@grayray2858]

Omg thank you for saying this I don't know why everyone thinks everything is about sex 😭

[@tonybraga5138]

@@grayray2858 fr Kratos just wants to know if Atreus has rizz

[@berkaykilic5883]

@@grayray2858 in this case its obv about sex

[@BenHerbivore]

@@berkaykilic5883 - No. It isn’t. It’s a word with meaning that has existed for a very long time.

[@logeyperogi1805]

I had a feeling it wasn’t about sex given that Mimir said he taught Atreus how he wished he’d done it Also I’m not sure fathers still teach their sons such things, my dad wasn’t really around during most of my teenage years however I take slight responsibility as I mostly ignored him during those years, intent on trying to find my own way forward Though in the end, all he did was the same thing I did, and the best advice he gave was the only advice I needed: Be confident

[@Tamasobro]

Kratos: “you taught the boy to… woo?” Ric Flair: *appears outta nowhere* YOU DAMN RIGHT HE DID AND WITH THE HELP OF THE NATURE BOY HIMSELF, WOOOO!!! Kratos: “MIMIR WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!!!”

[@jrod1382]

Lmfaoo 🤣🤣🤣 WOOO!

[@xxxCyber24xxx]

Lmao

[@DoctorFail]

You just made me feel every one of my grey hairs. Thank you.

[@dvsandoval3936]

FmL the fkn ric flair drip song started playing in my head reading this. Yall are fkn awful lol

[@paulogo3482]

You guys should stop making people look at me in the bus..😭😭😭😭😭

[@NoNameX_X0]

Kratos: *brutally murders monsters* also Kratos: “does he know how to woo?”

[@yakctwotimezs8500]

I love how Mimir balanced out kratos. This is a smart duo. They raised Atreus together he was essentially like the Mom 😂

[@aramilslaysdemons5170]

I- uh... I don't think that that's correct. Uncle or step-dad maybe, but I think that covered with Faye.

[@yakctwotimezs8500]

@@aramilslaysdemons5170 when they was beefin with freya mimir was raising arteus still. Not literally more Philosophically

[@GraveDigger35]

I mean, Atreus did tell Mimir that he was like a 2nd dad to him

[@gigachad800]

Mimir can give kratos good head

[@ReplyNotificationsMuted]

@@capitalj2257 dont forget when uncle pulls back the skin

[@leonardorestrepo5196]

Jokes aside, Mimir's response is excellent- kids today have a ton of resources and cultural touchstones for how to be a good partner, to say nothing about parents that are more willing to talk about this. You'll be hard pressed to find a good man who doesn't look back at his early relationships and wish they had been kinder, stronger, a more complete man to the people they loved.

[@monsterkid4937]

I’ll say this, with people like Andrew Tate, Kevin Samuels and other guys like that. The things they have in common is that they are sure of them selves, arrogant but also very confident. Tbh honest I think that’s what a woman is drawn to in a man and that’s something you have to built up in your kids

[@nicolaslabra2225]

@@monsterkid4937 andew tate would be my example of everything wrong with masculinity to any kid today.

[@monsterkid4937]

@@nicolaslabra2225 and you know what I agree with you a hundred percent

[@fieldsofglass3945]

@@nicolaslabra2225 We have a lack of masculinity in the world today. So id say thats a much bigger issue then someone who is overtly masculine.

[@Robiness]

@@monsterkid4937 Well if you'd like to hear a perspective of a random women, Andrew Tate doesn't actually come across as confident to me. He comes across who's lashing out trying very hard to compensate for his insecurities. Confident man doesn't need to constantly tell everyone how alfa he is and brag about how many bitches he pulls. He just does. He's self assured and doesn't need to prove anything to anyone. But of course that's more of an ideal. Andew Tate however doesn't really comes even close to that.

[@facuuaf]

Kratos being wholesome? Now that's something i did not expect

[@AGuyNamedRicky]

To be honest Mimir would probably be a better person to talk to about this… could you imagine talking to Kratos about how to “woo”? “Boy, when a mommy and daddy really love each other… a circle button appears above mommy’s head.”

[@JRHunter-ys5ft]

I mean, the dude has had 2 wives and did many women before so… he’s got experience

[@vincentlaurent1397]

PRESS O INTENSIFIED

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

atreus: is this how you and mommy made me Kratos: yes boy

[@victorfarias8086]

Oh my god 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@abomination2024]

Kratos got to woo with Aphrodite tho

[@GuiserGestalt]

Wooing is just seeking the affection, love or favour of a another, doesn't mean sex, if anything Mimir just taught Atreus how to flirt and speak to women, video title is misleading lol

[@mannotter]

Yes, so did most people in the comments looks like. I think they're confusing woo with wohoo.

[@globurim]

I think some of them are just joking around with the circle button.

[@grimreminder5038]

I thought the same, until Mimir mentioned teaching Atreus how he wished to...woo. If it was flirting he could do that with his lover when they met, while the wording here sounded like a missed opportunity and then some

[@Gumbier_Than]

Winning Others Over

[@FnD4212]

Not that when I play The Sims.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Kratos's advice would boil down to "Wait for the O to appear and be quick". Plus, Kratos knows he's not the best to get advice when one of his "Partners" was his great aunt.

[@zannchristo]

Truly the most Dad of War moment in the series

[@crackensvideo]

Truely a dad simulator. Angsty teen and the "talk"

[@nazeirsvibingandstuff769]

You know something this conversation feels very relatable I love it how the devs added details into it.

[@mrwestcottx3487]

Parents teaching their kids about male & female reproduction

[@Bluejsa1]

It's so nice and at times funny to hear how Kratos is so choosing with his words now and thinks so deeply about being the best father possible given who he is and what is happening. Makes me wonder how worried he'd have been about his daughter if things had turned out differently in his past. How now he no longer feeds on the constant flow of anger so doesn't need that way of talking he once did. To the memories lads, may we all seek to grow as people and to "Be better" than we once were to break the cycles and strive for a better tomorrow. Even if it means worrying about the awkward conversations ahead lol

[@wolffe7257]

While Kratos saying something like this is VERY odd, his concern about Atreus in that aspect of life is very good. It’s a way of becoming a father-worrying about your son wooing a person.

[@jeronimotubio22]

Listen boy, this is what You need to do: ∆ - O - O - ∆ - [] - [] - L1 + L2 - O and then press O several times

[@jasonalbran376]

Freya: Your son is growing up. He's going to start noticing things Mimir: Aye, brother. He s already starting to notice the fairer sex! Kratos: I know! But he does not understand that the clapping of cheeks carries with it a heavy burden. If his performance is not sufficient, he will lose confidence. If his lover is with child, he will not be ready to shoulder the harshness of the child support that may be forced upon him if she decides they should part. Mimir: Aye.....😔

[@Takemura76]

He's not talking about sex. "Woo" means to get her interested/to romance her. You know? Buy her flowers, flirt, let her eat your fries even though she said she wasn't hungry. Shit like that. Edit: Oh, and offering her his jacket when she's cold.

[@jayceventura8575]

If Kratos and Mimir used the word "shag", i'd be rolling on the floor

[@arthurmorgan8756]

"you taught the boy to...woo?" "Honestly brother..." "I taught him how I wish I'd wooed" 💀

[@MichaelTheRead]

You could think of "woo" as an acronym. To "Win One Over" to your affections.

[@matthewchristiansen9978]

This was one of Kratos' most Dad moments. 😆

[@holliswilliams8426]

when he chained a sex slave to a gear to hold a door open for him in GoW 3 was truly one of his most Dad moments

[@Skrighk]

I love how the main theme of the sequels have been, "I don't want the next generation to be as good as me, I want them to be better." Both Kratos and even here Mimir impart not how they did xyz, but what they wish they'd done. Not who they are, but who they wish they'd been. Mimir regrets how he treated his past loves, who he served, how he treated those beneath him, Kratos regrets... everything. Atraeus has got good role models. It's kinda the same thing I'm trying to improve from how I was raised. My father demanded excellence from me, and if I ever made a single mistake I was treated as if I had stabbed him in the back, meanwhile any mistake he ever made in raising me, any time he yelled or shouted or put his hands on me when he shouldn't have, he never apologized, he told me I deserved it. I won't lie, I'm not perfect, but I don't expect perfection from my kids, and when I lose my temper, unlike my father, I don't tell them they deserved it, I fuckin apologize. Hopefully my kids won't blow up like I do, hopefully they know its wrong and dont default to such actions, hopefully it dies with me.

[@BANZAA]

Him being a father and using genuinely sweet terminology for his son instead of straight up saying sex is kinda admirable 😭love him

[@LS4B7]

"woo" is more like having game, A.K.A. The Rizz

[@viniciusgrosse1958]

He wasnt referring to sex, ya weirdo💀

[@yourmum69_420]

how old are you? That's not what woo means.

[@VixAvior]

As per usual, people assume everything means sex.

[@BANZAA]

@@VixAvior well yeah that's why i made the comment?

[@apurvachatterjee4972]

Oh my lord, I died of laughter 🤣🤣 Kratos only taught Boi to whoop ass not woo a woman 🤣

[@justsomemustachewithoutaguy-]

I mean... some ladies are into getting their asses whooped so... not a *total* loss

[@hamburgerham6197]

Some woman love strong men who can fight I guess 😂

[@bradneko_14]

If Kratos taught him, he would have told him to press the floating button to keep doing it until the end.

[@copkillcop12]

And to not forget to pick up the orbs afterwards

[@pevvyi]

Ah yes classic gow ghost of sparta

[@ratchetexperience8379]

_"With an attitude like that, you'll never meet your grandkids"_ -Dante to Vergil

[@radbman5932]

Okay, that does it! We need a compilation of Kratos being a dad like this.

[@josephdent6825]

The character development for Kratos is crazy and I love it

[@stevenstump246]

Atreus: "Ya know, Angrboda, we may be the last 2 giants left. BUT! We don't have to be!" *winks with a smile*.

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

There are other giants, but they’ve left the nine realms. Good joke tho

[@lordfury18]

Kratos is the most awkward god killing dad of all time and i love him

[@dieterrosswag933]

0:16 jeezes the graphics

[@Type2Shea]

I'm pretty sure he was referring to atreus's rizz

[@keijoooo0000]

If he's the one who's gonna teach Atreus about it he'd actually say "Slay the Daughter of Thanatos, and go to the brothel to learn what wooing feels like"

[@dominicijavier1575]

that's not what woo means

[@angelserenade]

"Woo" is an actual term when someone tries to gain love from their people of interest. It is like "courtmanship" I guess the old times used "wooing" instead of "courting", but to hear it from Kratos is quite a surprise, and a hilarious one.

[@ThanukaRoshan]

0:44 zoom in 🤣🤣

[@TheMrOhTwo]

Gonna need more explanation captain

[@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs]

* _Kratos looking through the window for the button prompt._ * Kratos: _"NOW ATREUS!"_

[@demonkingak1755]

I really wish Mimir had said “to be honest brother, I don’t have the facilities to teach him that lesson”

[@marethyu_77gamer93]

I mean, Mimir can't teach him well about bedding someone, but "to woo" is closer in meaning to "to court", so not having a body shouldn’t stop Mimir from teach the boy how to win a woman's heart

[@nolanmaldonado6813]

For some reason, I can't imagine an older Atreus who doesn't find creative opportunities with his shape shifting

[@supernewbie694]

he is Loki, his capacity to use shape shifting creatively is almost as good as Zeus'.

[@misterorigin8087]

Kratos: “He must learn how to woo the same way I did in Ancient Greece.. He must pelt Angrboda with apples.” Mimir: “… What?”

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

When did that happen?

[@lukholojezi5263]

seeing kratos’ character just grow intellectually and in terms of his relationship with his son is really awesome man

[@ChloeKruegerSenpai]

Freya seems doesn't like to do it with Odin anymore, because Odin's Soggy Sausage, now she wants Hard Rock Sausage of Kratos

[@Smoji069]

To be fair, he fought Faye and she fell in love with him. Kratos pulled the best woman in all the realms just by being his violent self. Angraboda already calmed Arteus down in his bear form, something no one else was able to do without violence. He also entrusted her with all their people saying that he wants to change fate and all that. I think they're already doing just fine.

[@kittenpawzzx]

She calmed Atreus on his wolf form

[@forgeryyy]

@@kittenpawzzx She aint't ready for the bear

[@tiredtom6427]

This guy prepares *EVERYTHING* for Atreus

[@janoitheauratrainer1379]

I mean it’s working considering Atreus nearly bagged two girls without really trying.

[@arjimswim6734]

Atreus: "FATHER, WHERE'S THE CIRCLE BUTTON?" ⭕️

[@mythellaneous5203]

I don’t think people here have the same idea of what it is to “woo” someone. It’s basically old fashioned for courting or dating in modern terms, not necessarily for sex. When Kratos mentioned this my mind didn’t immediately go to sex, it went to courting someone. Even in the last scenes with Atreus Kratos observes how he and Angrboða talk. That’s why he asked Mímír on his opinion in the matter. Though I guess he could’ve talked about the birds and the bees as well

[@Shepard5544]

Even the blacksmith stopped hammering when Kratos talked about "woo"... then started again as if nothing happened.

[@jonboykickpick3431]

“Does my son have the Rizz of the nine realms?”

[@Remorsefulz]

I can't stop laughing about how Kratos used the term *Woo* 🤣