Punch-Out!!: The Legacy Continues - PART 12 - Game Grumps

[@WandererRedux]

Can we all take a quick moment and acknowledge that, for a little while, Glass Joe was the world champion boxer?

[@kamakrazy6565]

My mind simply cannot comprehend this!

[@JeedyJay]

Redux That's the biggest underdog story in Punch-Out, a series entirely about being a blindingly obvious underdog story.

[@AllyGatorAnimator]

Redux That's the twist; this game was actually all about Glass Joe being beaten at every turn, even by the new kid on the block, Little Mac. After sustaining a massive head injury he was told he may never fight again, but he was determined, he had to prove his worth; for France, for his long lost love Maria, but most importantly...for himself. Now he's finally redeemed himself. _sniff_ such a touching story.

[@LemonMoon]

Ally Gator Animator The story you never knew.

[@WandererRedux]

Ally Gator Animator Truly the greatest story never told! ;_;

[@fatcunt4900]

Glass Joe: I'm coming for you! (translated) Arin: "I know right" Dan: "I agree Glass Joe"

[@jaredbranch8907]

XD

[@Shinytheduck]

Wim Pie Saus omfg lol

[@yingerfeltonboi654]

"Punched him with your lips"

[@seanobrienplays688]

I love how he says MUH!

[@Lepro2526]

He is

[@sirmaelstromssteed9536]

I love how technically at the start of this episode Glass Joe is the official boxing champion of the world. And he did it with severe brain damage.

[@oddcrafter1270]

Dain bramage*

[@euphoricethan940]

+OddCrafter XD

[@EnheTook50Benadryl]

canon

[@SsnakeBite]

Native French speaker here, I'd like to point out that they obviously hired an actual French actor to voice Glass Joe, but it's VERY obvious they directly translated English sentences rather than using French equivalents, so we end up with weird stuff. For instance, he says "Alors, vous aimez?" and "J'VIENS TE CHERCHER!" which translate respectively to "So, you like that?" and "I'M COMING TO GET YA!" and while they are grammatically correct, neither of these sentences is a common saying in French, at leats not in the context of something a boxer might say to intimidate their opponent, which makes it sound very awkward to a native speaker. Also, Dan was pretty much spot on with his translation (literally, it's "My head is in great shape but my stomach is mush"). Also, that one isn't quite as awkward as the rest.

[@NecroBanana]

Fucks given? 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[@Reach_W]

mojototal I'm so happy for you and your ability to meme. Your contribution to this burgeoning thread was invaluable. SsnakeBite That's actually really interesting. I wonder if it's the same kind of thing for the other languages. I imagine so. It'd be really cool to learn just how awkward these phrases would sound to native speakers.

[@JMUDanTheMan]

SsnakeBite Thank you for your input. I found it interesting and worthwhile. Fucks given: 1

[@DepressionTony]

SsnakeBite Thank you man, was looking at the comment section exactly for this

[@aBlackMage]

sharpy748 I'm a native German speaker, so I can give some insight on what Van Kaiser's dialogue translates to. For one, he says "Kuckkuck" which basically means "Peekabo". then, there's "So nicht!" which means "not like that!". Then, when he fakes a punch he says "Haha, reingefallen" which means "Haha, fell for it!". Sometimes, when he gets hit, he'll say "aua" which just means "ow". Between rounds, he says "Das ist Boxen, Little Mac, und kein Tantenkaffee". This one's a little more difficult to translate... the first part translates to "This is boxing, Little Mac", while the second part can't really be directly translated. "und kein" means "and no", whereas "Tantenkaffee" consists of the words "Tante" and Kaffee (meaning aunt and coffee respectively). So Van Kaiser is basically saying, that Little Mac should get more serious, as they're not relaxedly drinking coffee, like some aunt would, but are in a boxing fight. (it would probably be more simple to just translate it as "tea party") His second intermission monologue is "Ich: Deutsche Präzision. Du: Windmühle!" which translates to: "Me: German precision. You: windmill!" I have no idea what this one is supposed to mean. When Van Kaiser gets knocked down a few times, he'll use his special move when he stands up. When doing that, he'll shout "ATTACKE!" which means (as you probably would've guessed) "attack". All of his sentences are gramatically correct, but some are weird (like the Tantenkaffee one). Some of his dialogue is kinda strange, but most of it is pretty normal, and seems like something that someone his age would say. I mostly talked about his Title Defense dialogue, there's more in the normal version; Him cowering and asking his Mommy where she is, for instance. Phew, that was quite a bit, I hope it's comprehensibly written.

[@Patterrz]

Are you kidding me Glass Joe is strong af he can do a half push up and bench 10 Q-Tips Danny doesn't know what he's getting himself into

[@AussieW0lf]

Patterrz What's going on Patterrz! Glass Joe's victory will be sweet!

[@michaelb.5114]

Patterrz I heard he ran 5 feet

[@tomasgayoso7595]

He is as fast as the Eiffel Tower.

[@ElusiveTune]

That doesn't move!

[@pandasaurusrex4650]

Patterrz He has the heart of a lion.

[@mungamunte]

I guess Glass Joe is taking YOUR lunch money

[@mungamunte]

+Zer0Playz (reference from ep1)

[@Nitro_553]

Matthew Smith FLLLLLAAAAAASSSSHHH BAAAAAAAACK! BLBLBLBLBLBLB "IM TAKIN' YOUR LUNCH MONEY GLASS JOE!" Says Dan "But I need that money for my food. Without food I'll die!" Shouted Glass Joe "I don't give af" says Danny

[@Someone-gy2rd]

Glass Joe Im taking your lunch money little mac Spy from TF2 give him a break

[@mr.0511]

Another flashback Blblblblblblblblblblbllb *there were two witnesses*

[@FurretFan2424]

Haha

[@maxspecs]

"They should allow you to wear headgear" They do, if you demonstrate that you're as bad as Glass Joe. Getting 100 career Losses will give you headgear that cuts the damage Mac takes in half. Joe had 99 losses before Mac beat him in Contender mode, so he "earned" the right to his headgear with 100 losses.

[@edwinsantibanez8402]

maxspecs kkokkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@Nitro_553]

I must be as bad as glass joe then

[@arkangel5116]

maxspecs I never thought of it that way but your right

[@jerrywalkers9409]

and that Mac was bad for his health, *Literal translation from one of his in game dialogue* "My Doctors say you are bad for my health."

[@dawsonparker1685]

But the real question is Do they let you use a gun?

[@aonbrogan8266]

I bet they're just expecting sandman as a being of pure energy.

[@LifeIsCrapGaming]

Aon Brogan Some Dr. Manhattan shit. Untouchable God being.

[@adamwilliams1348]

Considering the problem they're having here, I call that Dan lasts 15 seconds against Sandman before he gets dropped.

[@adamwilliams1348]

Especially when those blink-uppercuts take 1/3 of your health away.

[@speenbrandt]

He has evolved into Sandman Prime.

[@gagaface26]

He got into a fight with the Lord of the galaxy and became a super sandman after his best friend died. That was a poor DBZ reference folks. ... These are the jokes, people.

[@cyrusgreysword3031]

Interestingly enough, if you lose 100 times in this version of Punch-Out like Glass Joe. . . You get a helmet too, as is required by the safety rules of the circuit. . . Huh.

[@blakefrazier1574]

thats pretty neat

[@EarlofHats]

Wait really?

[@thefacelessshadow540]

+SnapperSnapper Yeah, It does not make it so you take zero damage, But you take less damage.....So yeah

[@saullenis01]

You must suck at punch out then if you know that xD

[@sondresvorkas]

+Artist Saul good one XD

[@TheDUDERulez1]

I think Joe's still a little pissed about Danny taking his lunch money.

[@robbiewalker2831]

Or that he lost to Danny in the NES Game.

[@DisreputableLurker]

TheDUDERulez1 I totally forgot about that thank you for reminding me about that that was like what...a year ago

[@fergusonchezzi3764]

TheDUDERulez1 I agree

[@maryannsingleton9476]

glass joe is actually an accurate representation of glass. when attacking he does some good damage. but hes not durable

[@kingdicehoi4lubu746]

He is a literal glass cannon

[@VeloStatue66]

Yes

[@maddogkilla1]

@@kingdicehoi4lubu746 im pretty sure he gets his glass joe nickname from the "having a glass chin" moniker

[@kingdicehoi4lubu746]

@@maddogkilla1 this is true it means he can't take a uppercut

[@maddogkilla1]

@@kingdicehoi4lubu746 yea i know, as opposed to a glass cannon. Since he only has 1 win, hes quite the opposite of a cannon

[@UseZapCannon]

Thing is- Every champion from outside the States is usually considered the best boxer from their respective nation. _Glass Joe is the best fighter in France._

[@suneater..]

That’s like saying that you’re the best fighter in a colony of ants

[@sapper8643]

are you saying that people in france are just legit sticks that are humans?

[@Xtremepoophead]

It’s because he’s the only one that doesn’t *surrender*

[@skraninplayzp4990]

Gabby jay?

[@Frog101_Real]

@@skraninplayzp4990 *y a y*

[@WallzTheGamerplaysGames]

Is Mac the whole time during this defending playthrough thinking, "How... Is this... The same... f**king... GUY..?"

[@sbevejobs3586]

My theory is that the people at The WVBA realized that everyone got their asses handed to then by mac so they issued out drugs to all the fighters but mac

[@jackgomez7033]

Actually the only one on drugs is soda, he has scientists literally make soda in a lab that gives him the strength to pull a truck with his teeth

[@maddogkilla1]

@@sbevejobs3586 or they just continued training and much more often than little mac 🤷🏽‍♂️. I mean even just a few weeks of training leading up to a fight can make an enormous difference

[@trentonion4900]

i love how in between rounds, glass joe's eyes are like "I've seen some shit."

[@Sleepycreature687]

He’s thinking about all the times he got destroyed

[@KikiCatMeow]

He regrets the 100 times he was fully capable of atomizing his opponents, but chose not to and lost for it

[@lnlproductions8412]

Well yeah but also look at the icon in the corner... he just stares

[@fibsh546]

Bro got knocked out 100 times so yeah he has

[@johnmoorhead4342]

Joe just has this thousand yard stare between rounds.

[@johnmoorhead4342]

That is an entirely fair point.

[@KikiCatMeow]

Being a god amongst men must take a toll on him

[@TotPocket]

The intimidation factor is real man

[@chadamonkey5641]

I'd love it if they made a punch out prequel staring Doc in his boxing days.

[@MewLovesChocolate]

ChadaMonkey A thinner, younger, and more agile Doc who wears the pink hoodie when training? That'd be quite lovely a game!

[@somecuriosities]

ChadaMonkey And an explanation n the chocolate bar fixation

[@IanTheWeirdGuy]

ChadaMonkey Shut up and take my money!

[@chadamonkey5641]

Some Curiosities Honestly, does an obsession with chocolate EVER need explaining?

[@The1stfatguy]

ChadaMonkey I'd like a spin off game were Glass Joe fights his way to be the champion.

[@milovegas1474]

Going from Episode 11 to 12, the audio sounds so different

[@pidgin__]

Better microphones.

[@SkeltalMQ]

yee

[@XryookuX]

Wingy Doodles Better mics, and yet somehow it makes it less interesting to listen too sice the game is so drastically silenced in comparison.

[@ebentyler4178]

ishvenegas4 do you like Isanbul

[@GamerBoy-ts7mg]

ishvenegas4 guys he likes hot dogs more than this guy

[@TheTrojanTiger]

Am I the only one seriously concerned about the fact that Glass Joe is 5'10 and only weighs 110 pounds? Because that is skeletal.

[@Daybreak81523]

That's called a "Flyweight" boxer.

[@EmilySpiritExT]

I'm no weight expert, but I think the average for a man is in the 200s pounds, while for a women it's around 100s pounds. Again I don't know these things are true, I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong. But yeah, Glass Joe is super skinny. But maybe he has a build of a Poodle. Poodles are super skinny dogs, and no matter how much they eat they say freakishly skinny.

[@EmilySpiritExT]

I'm sorry, but i don't know how height and weight balance each other. And again, I said before I'm not a weight expert.

[@EmilySpiritExT]

Okay, I get it I was wrong!

[@ImDemonAlchemist]

The_Eraser That's not really how weight works. The BMI scale is bullshit. There are a ton more factors involved than just weight and height. You can weigh 250 lb at 5' 10" and still be fairly healthy. For some people, that would be morbidly obese, but not for everyone. Also, the average male weight is roughly 196 lb and average height is 5' 10", and the average man is not "severely overweight". Overweight for sure, but not nearly as bad as you seem to think.

[@megasean3000]

Samus: We're strong! We have awesome players! We have a position in Super Smash Bros! What we don't have is the truth! What's the truth, dammit!? Little Mac: I'm afraid! You wanna hear me say it?! Fine, I'm afraid! I'm afraid of Glass Joe!

[@anstheramoldchannel6042]

He's the toughest french boxer that you're ever gonna know!

[@lyamledger6377]

AshtheRam he scores a TKO then has a glass of (French wine I can't spell)

[@zekeo111]

Then flatten his opponents like crescent dough

[@slimthegamer658]

+Sans The skleton Bordeaux

[@slimthegamer658]

+Sans The skleton also, then drink a fine Bordeaux

[@thememer8736]

AshtheRam tomorrow im fghting for the champion belt

[@TwoCentReview]

You've got tk figure that the boxing league in Punch Out is really corrupt because you had to beat everyone in the league to get to fight for the belt and won, but once you have the belt anyone in the league can come after you without having to beat anyone else (see how Glass Joe doesn't have like 12 victories).

[@hawkecrail5186]

Because seriously, you're a seventeen year old kid, everyone thinks they could beat you with training. But no one in their right mind would even try to fight mr sandman, look at him

[@internetexplorerpony]

Well, it isn't corrupted cause it is a video game and it even have the W*V*BA in it, but if in real life, no weight class, head gear after 100 lost, allowed any kind of cheating like squirrel, manhole cover, weapon, Aran Ryan, kicking(Super Punch Out!!), ref to judge the decision instead off real judges, 3 knock down = TKO, seriously, it is just a game after all and a game heavily based on stereotype, on the wii version did a good job to show personality, others beside SPO are just plain ol' racist.

[@TwoCentReview]

Hawkecrail Mr Sandman is scary AF.

[@Tragger_Drago]

TwoCentReview

[@brendanrisney2449]

I don't think that's the case. If you remember, Sandman's intro had him fighting every character. So either he and you were the only ones who had to climb to the top, or you can fight anyone anytime and you simply chose to go from the bottom to the top to train. Or everybody had the title belt once and once you have it once, you can challenge for it whenever, but everyone was too afraid of Sandman.

[@infernocop982]

Oh my god it's happening finally

[@infernocop982]

Nevermind I forgot Dan sucks at this game

[@NickyvMLP]

WE'RE PLAYIN' THE FEUD!!!

[@Otuhh]

StrikeThePersona Pokemon Firered?

[@superpikachu7064]

StrikeThePersona THE'RE BACK

[@squyshi123]

StrikeThePersona It couldn't be any worse than Arin playing Super Mario 64

[@yirbi3307]

I absolutely love that this series is back. On a slightly unrelated note, I think I speak for a lot of people when I say I would greatly encourage native speakers to continue translating the languages of some of the boxers. Let's get those translations some thumbs ups, now.

[@1999MarioFan]

Why is it when Arin gets angry it's normal and when Danny gets angry it's the best thing in the world?

[@92Roar]

Rarity. Like all value, it comes down to a matter of frequency.

[@1999MarioFan]

***** I owe you one for that answer.

[@OjamaIndigo]

Ness Kirby cause he's not so grump!

[@ImDemonAlchemist]

Ness Kirby You mean when Arin gets angry he turns into a ball of irrational douchy fury.

[@kidbasic2330]

I'm like a mixture of Arin and Danny when im raging, like i'll swear, yell (not very loudly), and shit like that but i'll just have a calm smile on my face.

[@DarkMeridian0]

Did Danny get a new mic..? His voice sounds noticeably more wonderful than it already was.

[@The_Queen_Chrysalis]

C Meridian they use an open mic, so they're just sitting next to eachother on the couch, it's why in episodes where Arin rages (battle kid for example, fucking glorious) you hear the voice get farther away and sort of echo, they don't use personal mics or headsets, it's much like markiplier and jacksepticeye, the mic is a studio style mic that is on a stand, boom arm, or sits just on the desk.

[@angus7021]

Queen Chrysalis You got it backwards. They used to have an open mic but now have individual mics for themselves.

[@DarkMeridian0]

yep, they have condenser mics above their heads, like a normal studio setting. Oh, and I figured it out. The game play is turned down dramatically so Dan's voice is more pronounced.

[@glitchhhhhhhh]

C Meridian no i think it's just because he's excited to play this game. i love it, it's like the early dan days when he was still energetic and when he was actually funny.

[@topher7160]

C Meridian Actually I thought they were shotgun mics? Check out the five nights at freddys gameplay where Ross scares everyone. There's 2 shotgun mics that looks like Rodes on mic stands and have Deadcat windshields on them :).

[@dandel3on]

1:16 Glass joe says "I am coming for you!" And their just like "i know right?" XD

[@SilentOnion]

Their

[@ratsmacker676]

Not to be a grammar Nazi but it's they're

[@aidanzahner]

That bit about the crick in Glass Joe's neck made me laugh so hard I had to go downstairs and get a glass of water before I could keep watching the video

[@jakubsmekal9741]

Did you mean you had to grab a glass joe of water?

[@invisiblecobra7429]

Glass Joe was the world champion because Danny lost to him. Wow.

[@Geneforson]

yeah... arin and dan seemed to completely miss that, hahaha

[@Daybreak81523]

Glass Joe is now a two time world champion. In super punch out (SNES) he beat the world champion (According to one of the programmers) Nick Bruiser, and claimed the championship belt after the champion fell over and knocked himself out.

[@CarbonMalite]

Doc:"Now the secret to winning, Mac, is to not get hit in your face, torso region, or any part of you in general. Just don't get hit." Doc's advice in a nutshell.

[@maxdowtrules]

CarbonMalite That's basically it. Punch the guy, don't get hit, and join Club Nintendo.

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

The Twisted Tracer "CRAAAAAAAAANBERRIES!"

[@CarbonMalite]

The Twisted Tracer "Yes, Giant Cranberry."

[@dominichekashia105]

I think it's fair. The game doesn't want to tell you anything explicitly or it'll seem awfully hand-holdy, so instead, it takes a more subtle approach. The game actually has some method of reading what happens in the fight and seeing which moves you're struggling with (Probably just by tracking how many time each move hits you), and Doc will call attention to that move in specific and nudge the player to pay attention to it and look for ways to dodge or counter. He won't even give advice if you're winning.

[@budder561]

“To defeat the cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies”

[@alexolson6561]

"They should allow you to use headgear....or a gun"- Arin 2015

[@PaulyB222]

I audibly yelped in happiness when I saw this

[@grigori7834]

***** please oh baby don't go

[@henryellis9390]

PaulyB As did I. I've wanted to see this for ages.

[@silvercomet6782]

PaulyB me too

[@shub125]

PaulyB I know the feeling XD

[@KneelNoodles]

Omg same

[@karrotkake96]

I HAVE THE HEART OF A LION!

[@ztykowork]

How did you get yours? did you go to your local zoo too? Did you get banned?

[@aquilla700B51]

That's clearly not gonna be enough

[@anthrop0phag]

That's really not gonna help

[@alanon2347]

karrotkake96 I'VE GOT THE SKILLS.

[@Ravenwing888]

Techno Alan No you don't.

[@mrmd9324]

No. Actually he gets the helmet because he looses 100 times. That applies to every character. So the F you lose 100 times you can get a helmet.

[@acamera367]

So if we beat sandman 100 times he can get a helmet too?

[@robski461616]

Yes.

[@---on3pg]

@@robski461616 wait is that possible

[@robski461616]

@@---on3pg Idk. I don't even remember what this is about lol.

[@Sleepycreature687]

I like how beside the headgear glass joe is actually getting better at boxing. By faking you out and using more variety.

[@mugiwaraya8217]

Yeah, it's cool to see him improve

[@DanteTorn]

Am I the only guy that's noticing the PAINFULLY obvious telegraph of when Glass Joe is going to wait a moment before punching by hiding behind his hand as he reels back and then peeking out before punching, and is currently frustrated watching Danny dodge out of the way and slide straight back INTO the punch over and over and over again?

[@euphoricethan940]

No intended hate but... If you've played the game 1. It's so much easier to say than to do... 2. If you are so focused on certain aspects you won't see certain things...

[@DanteTorn]

IDK maybe it's just because I can concentrate on games with a million things going at once like Fat Princess (RIP) so when I see something like this it seems very simple to me. Where Danny is more used to your typical sorts of single-point focused games like Mario. So while you're not wrong, it's a matter of perspective.

[@dartez666]

It's a game of reflexes.... It's INCREDIBLY easy to dodge too early. That's the whole point of that punch, to throw you off Not to mention he has a punch that looks nearly identical with no delay.

[@Cloud_Strife1997]

dartez666 Not unless you know how to play the game.

[@danieldavid3766]

But then you have punches that take like super short to come out. How the game works is that if you react quickly, then your opponent will fool you with delayed punches, but if you wait for the telegraph, then your opponent will overwhelm you with quick punches. It takes so much focus just to beat some of these title defense boxers especially.

[@thetrollman593]

Glass Joe then: Why can't I win? Glass Joe now: Why are you losing? I guess I'm actually tougher than hippo man and pop strovinski combined!

[@SilentOnion]

Pop strovinski? :D

[@Mermi]

Well... That was unexpected :)

[@DracoseandCO]

Mathieu Mercier exact

[@SegaMario]

Mathieu Mercier I called it as Arin ragequitted Super Mario 64. =P

[@DandyAndy23]

But it is fuckin awesome!

[@seymourglass26]

***** Considering Bowser's not that hard, I'm sure they're going to finish it.

[@seymourglass26]

Mixlop No. Last time I checked, DK wasn't a part of Mario 64. I was talking to the guy who thought he called a ragequit. There is no way they're going to beat DK on this mode. Ever.

[@apieceoftoast768]

Episode 1 Dan: "Welcome to the second round, Glass Joe" Glass Joe now: "Bienvenue au second tour, Mac."

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

An added level of difficulty in the Glass Joe fight is that it messes with your head by having you realise you're losing to Glass Joe

[@DarthEnderX]

YES! YES! YEEEEEEESSS! FUCKING PUNCH-OUT!! YES!! The sequel to my favorite Game Grumps series ever starts now!!

[@DarthEnderX]

Seems like Danny forgot how to block.

[@DarthEnderX]

I believe in you Danny! You can go the distance!!

[@InternetsDadGaming]

DarthEnderX It's more of the third chapter, chapter 1: Mike Tyson's Punch-Out, Chapter 2: Punch-Out Wii, Punch-out 2.5: Beating Mike Tyson months later, Chapter 3: The Legacy Continues

[@shawesum]

"Wait for his punch then get outta the way" great advice Doc, I can see why you're a trainer.

[@PsychoDiesel48]

CLIIIIIIIIIIIMB DOOOOOOOOOOOWWWN!!!!!!!

[@PoisoNico93]

shawesum Kick, Punch, its all in the mind

[@ChargeQM]

shawesum Not a whole lot better than some of the advice in Hajime no Ippo. "Do your best, kid!" And somehow that's JUST what he needed to hear. Anime protagosists, I swear.

[@Zarggg]

***** "WHY. WON'T. YOU. DODGE!"

[@EmperorNero]

***** Doc learned how to train by listening to Piccolo obviously.

[@OddMobileWatcher]

Punchout is probably a really easy game to translate, all you have to do is change the text is if you want it to be authentic, or, just redo doc. And the text.

[@mcphurson8642]

You'd think that after getting hit by the same, simple move for the 20th time he'd figure out how to avoid it.

[@dartez666]

McPhurson clearly you've never played this game.... ever

[@Kiko_mirai]

@@dartez666 he litterally looked up before every hit

[@piperformerlycassette]

@@dartez666 Clearly you haven't either. Glass joe has the easiest telegraphed fakeout. It plays a sound cue and he ducks his head if he's going to delay the fakeout.

[@latioslad1]

@@piperformerlycassette That's the problem though. You get so used to lightning fast strikes from the world circuit in contender mode so you dodge the instant he begins a punch. Which is the wrong way to handle Glass Joe. Glass Joe's most powerful weapon in TD is using your own muscle memory against you.

[@ΟΑυγολεμονος]

@@dartez666 Clearly you are just mad and ignorant. Because I understand that the change of pace is different compared to Mr Sandman but he got hit from they same hook like 5 times and then proceeded to lose. Like come on, I love Dan but he just sucks at this game

[@Bluesit32]

Can't tell if the game is much harder...or if Dan is severely out of practice...

[@RPGgrenade]

Bluesit32 the game is.... WAY harder.... trust us...I lost to glass joe like 20 times at least.

[@cuevasjustin]

Bluesit32 hes just out of practice, it gets harder later on but the first 2 circuits are still jokes.

[@vivianbloomfield3624]

No it's both

[@denisfirizan3022]

Maybe both

[@Pkmamsters]

***** he is also severely out of practice

[@Nighty-N]

I love how they COMPLETELY forgot about dancing to regain HP, the HP regain between cutscenes, and the Final Stand. Honestly. KZbinrs ALWAYS forget this shit.

[@cakemangaming3114]

Dude, you gotta understand. They forgot it because they haven't played in a long time.

[@thememer8736]

Enragement Child you didnt pay close attention to the moment when they won to glass joe

[@EmilySpiritExT]

They haven't played it in a long time and they have other things to do than videogames, so it's easy to forget tips about videogames when you don't play that game for a while. Plus KZbinrs are focusing on the game, what they are saying, and all the recording, hoping the camera doesn't cut out on them, hoping nothing gets corrupted and therefore unusable. It might seem like they have it easy, but doing KZbin means being able to focus on many things at one time which the human brain can't do normally. So give them a break, they are trying their best to be entertaining.

[@blackironwalterkus3851]

Enragement Child no he did actually remember.

[@cameronknapp7315]

I don’t forget anything... Usually.

[@jayalvin-scout6380]

Idk why I mcfricken love when Arin says "Right in the tummy"

[@pmw1993]

Just in time for Mayweather vs Pacquiao

[@nicolasleroux5302]

Pacman ftw.

[@Ravenwing888]

Reshad Alavera Team Pacman all the way

[@Gameorama91]

Stone Cold Clem Can't wait for this match tomorrow :D

[@eleckson]

AJ 8-Bit You Guys will be sorely disappointed :o

[@eathams]

Reshad Alavera Pacman op

[@cidredwood6170]

"I still have the Champion Belt from last time" *A R E Y O U S U R E A B O U T T H A T*

[@agussaurus2707]

I cannot wait for Danny to face Bald Bull, that will be amazing

[@SuperHothead14]

"Why didn't he go down!? What the fuck?!?"

[@MrChicharo90]

Can't wait for him to fight donkey kong

[@leekabauus1138]

I personally can only beat Bald Bull with a decision."

[@Flumong]

Hehe, the only way I could beat the second Bald Bull fight was by just mashing one punch button when he did his charge. Like, I tried so hard for so long to actually time it, but I could never do it. Just mashing the button led to a 33% success rate, which was enough in the end.

[@mr_majora64]

***** Calm down dude! You talking to him as if he insulted you when all he did was say he can't wait for Dan to take on Bald Bull!

[@kylethelucario8963]

Dan you were very close to what Glass Joe was saying he was like my head is in perfect shape, but my stomach is mush. If not something close to that it was years since I had learned French in school.

[@yo_tengo_una_boca6764]

3:47 8:27 Top 10 Most Embarrassing Anime Losses

[@thepiggymonkey9586]

1:06 JOE IS THE CHAMPION

[@NEETKitten]

**Pathetic little "yay"**

[@gloamlady3451]

HE HAS THE HEART OF A LION

[@zaidhernandez4601]

He deserves it

[@cjcskittlez]

I had no respect for how good Danny was at this game until I tried to play it.

[@DaveJinjo]

CJ Skittlez I don't think title defense mode really gets hard until the major circuit though. That being said, Danny doesn't know how to make Doc eat the chocolate bar or that he can get up one more time when he's hit against the ropes, so it's understandable that it would be a bit harder for him.

[@NightSpire]

David Vessel He actually has Doc eat the chocolate bar in THIS episode.

[@smiledogchapa7695]

6:19 glass joe said, "my head feels fine but my stomach feels like mush"

[@TheMornal]

MAYbe this month will be aMAYzing.

[@miaochoa5438]

***** Oh trust me, it will... *IT WILL......* >;)

[@SuperUnhappyman]

me andI you forgot to add "*ominous laugh*"

[@miaochoa5438]

SuperUnhappyman I know >.< I will now *ominous laugh when remembering plan in a silent room with several people*

[@SuperUnhappyman]

me andI ohhhh that sent chills up my spine... well done

[@ButtSnackoo]

***** Im also aMAYzing cuz im born in may ;D

[@ConnerTheWaffle]

Punch-Out?!?!?! :DD HEEEEEEEEEERE WEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

[@donkey771]

What is that mean

[@Quillightful]

I keep getting adverts for pregnancy items, but only on Game Grumps videos... Danny is this a sign?!

[@saladdressing1869]

It's a message from the Gods. Dan's going to break into your house while you're sleeping, giving you just 'Three Minutes of Ecstasy' then you'll have a Danny Babybang child and you'll grow old as one big happy family as Dan still tries to succeed at Punch Out.

[@Quillightful]

Hahahaha!!! It's just like how I dreamed!!

[@svinjamaria]

D A N N Y I S P R E G N A N T

[@ThomasJefferson-xc8wg]

Danny is pregnant either that or punch out causes pregnancy

[@breadclip9911]

Why is Glass Joe still a boxer?!

[@SuperUnhappyman]

Geometry Dash Agent cause he has a dream and hes following it!

[@thespacebat]

Geometry Dash Agent He has the heart of a lion!

[@JeedyJay]

Geometry Dash Agent The love of the sport.

[@TripleDimensional]

Geometry Dash Agent Maybe he is secretly amazing and he gets paid to throw matches. Because damn, he sure does take a lot of punches.

[@ProxyDoug]

Geometry Dash Agent He's got the skill, he's got the power.

[@vashfan19]

Oh Dan I could never be mad at you, Arin on the other hand....

[@TurtleDragonSilent]

vashfan19 ¬_¬ . . . I know what you mean.

[@somebandicoot2723]

vashfan19 i like this comment cuse i read "Arin on the other hand...." while i was looking im looking your pic XD

[@Man_Toast]

Easily my favourite Dan and Arin series.

[@Alphabrace95]

WOW Just in time before the manny vs mayweather fight tomorrow! This is awesome thanks guys!

[@grigori7834]

***** you don't hear me say

[@R4nd0mK1ll3r]

grigori7834 can you not?

[@ultimatekydra]

Alphabrace95 Who?

[@dukeyxxyz]

I was just thinking that as well lol. Loomy Nauti confirmed?

[@GweiTheLeafChild]

Slender ManJR An accomplished boxer vs a complete douchebag of a human being.

[@ianjones9961]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! I have been waiting so impatiently for this. Also, you can kind of tell Arin's getting a huge kick out of razzing Danny. xD Since he's the one playing more often, with Danny just chilling and helpfully pointing out how badly he's failing...he does not at all mind the shoe being on the other foot. Now if we can get Danny to play Super Punch-Out!! someday, I will have everything I ever wanted.

[@MalMeatSickle]

Long winded

[@Nostroman_Praetor]

6:04 for those of you who know boxing techniqes, Glass Joe was about to Dempsy Roll Little Mac

[@sjcrocker98]

A proper French gentleman would never hurt you without looking you in the eyes... *Hint* *Hint*

[@yoshiyoestar]

As French viewer, I indeed went "HON HON HON HON HON HON"

[@mitsota101]

You can wear headgear. If you get 99 total losses, it unlocks a headgear toggle in the options menu.

[@ilovehertodeath]

mitsota101 It actually increases your defense too. It's like a reward for incompetence.

[@watermelongal6040]

That's so cool that they put that in! 😂

[@zacksnow3981]

*100

[@KungFuCutbug]

+Chronosaurus 100*

[@CamSteady]

Looks at sub box... "why is this old video here?" See's Part 12 "oh no way..." May 1st 2015 "YES!"

[@sillydog8050]

***** Felt the same way bro :)

[@toxicbro24242]

3:50 I lost to glass Joe, Arin *laughter* I lost a title belt to glass Joe *laughter intensifies*

[@davidhoffer2542]

“I think the timer stops when you get a combo” *timer immediately proceeds to triple the countdown speed*

[@RedEquine]

Fun fact: If you lose 100 times, Lil Mac wears the same helmet Glass Joe has.

[@conntoons_4848]

Proof that Glass Joe should be in Ultimate 😂

[@zaidhernandez4601]

Please

[@christinahunt9644]

I'm so happy they're continuing this. It's my favorite play through.

[@andrewmurphy7682]

There's a way to get Little Mac headgear. Just lose 100 times. I'm not sure if it's in a row or total. That was the only way I got past Mr. Sandman and it made a hell of a difference.

[@dwanedibly8129]

Andrew Murphy Contender or Title Defense?

[@olidon96]

Dwane Dibly It’s in title defense mode, and I think it’s only losses against Glass Joe that count

[@michaelfreeman3189]

I'm so glad Dan learns from his mistakes in this game unlike someone else on this show.

[@FurfaggingIntensifies]

I don't think that you watched the episode with Soda Popinski.

[@michaelfreeman3189]

He had a few episodes of attempts on that didn't he? Dan's not an ace player or anything. I believe people can speed run this game in the time it takes them to make a full episode but he's still enjoyable to watch.

[@FurfaggingIntensifies]

He repeated the same mistake over and over again and he didn't even notice.

[@michaelfreeman3189]

Was it the spinning attack?

[@FurfaggingIntensifies]

Nope, just a punch from his left.

[@xaldynnemo47]

Does Danny not realize that he turns completely red before punching?

[@wyydescreen]

I didn't until this comment lol

[@JohnSmith-co1zv]

Xaldyn Nemo Uhh, if you played the game you'd realize it does not make the fight any easier, save for a few times.

[@thefrogger6507]

Xaldyn Nemo Or that he doesn't shiver when he's about to delay

[@thesmartone8149]

No, if Glass Joe shows his eyes before the hook, you have to dodge right away, but if the headgear covers his eyes, it will be delayed and will show his eyes right before the hook.

[@DragonMacWii]

When he turns yellow time the punch and get a star.

[@buttersddragon]

I can't wait for him to fight [spoiler] I know it's not really a story based game, but it's kind of mind blowing.

[@cakemangaming3114]

IT'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH, YOU KNOW HIM WELL. HE'S FINALLY BACK TO KICK SOME TAIL. HIS COCONUT GLOVES, THEY PUNCH YOU IN SPURTS. IF HE HITS YA, IT'S GONNA HURT!

[@ScottishWookiee]

I mean, they mentioned him last episode, they already spoiled it bruh.

[@idiotsinc7658]

*dk rap intensifies

[@pote2frouifruite81]

I love that line from glass joe during the pause between round "Mon docteur a déclaré que tu étais mauvais pour ma santé" That means "my doctor told me that you were unealthy to me"

[@sailordarty9032]

The sights...The blinding lights and flashing of cameras blind me as I enter the ring. My opponent staring me down as I ready myself for battle. The sounds...The roar of fans as they call out our names. The bell signaling either my victory or my demise. The squeak of my boots as I move towards my foe. The feel...The blistering pain from being struck by soft leather. The agonizing blast as he works my body, only to be struck in the face by his self-proclaimed "1-2-FACE" combo. As I block, I realize, only now, that I am in over my head. The smell...The sour smell of sweat as we clash, trading blows as we continue to swing. We dare not close our eyes as we continue our assaults against each other. The taste...The sweet taste of victory, only countered by the bitter taste of defeat. We stand, either beheld as Gods among men, or the worst Devils to walk this earthly plane. The battle may be lost, or won, but the war will always rage on.

[@cofageekus1524]

If I'm correct, you can actually get a headgear, too - yeah you lose like 100 times against an opponent if I'm correct. I read that somewhere but I don't know anymore if it's that version or the NES one.

[@dekai1029]

Its in this one and its 100 losses overall not to one guy

[@Testcat]

+UltaGuide what the fuck are you talking about

[@cofageekus1524]

Oh okay.

[@slendy9600]

Ye i was gonna say nes was hardcore they didnt make things easier for u... the reason some of the games were so hard is so kids would get more hours out of em...

[@fernandorodriguez6895]

***** 9gagger spotted. I salute you fellow citizen.

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

3:08 "My doctor says you are bad for my health."

[@LovesickDemon]

My favorite thing to imagine is Glass Joe working himself to the brim in order to beat Mr. Sandman, and when he does, he sleeps for 3 weeks nonstop. Like good job man you did good.

[@BurkhardtGaming]

I bet Dan WOULD LOVE hajime no ippo

[@syi666]

I actually don't watch the video 70% of the time. I literally listen to you guys while I peruse twitter and other forums

[@aboutashow]

Same here!

[@ailbewolfe7094]

I do the same thing, I usually just listen to them while drawing or playing video games

[@joshchislett4159]

Nobody knows what music is, apparently.

[@ailbewolfe7094]

Josh Chislett ?

[@syi666]

Josh Chislett I have a pandora filled with comedy sations. only about 5 music stations. music isn't nearly as engaging.

[@zoingy101]

Bonjour, Hello! My name is Glass Joe!

[@WillBassman]

zoingy101 I'm the toughest French boxer that you're ever gonna know!

[@zoingy101]

I'll score a TKO then drink a fine Bordeaux!

[@WillBassman]

zoingy101 Then flatten all of my enemies like croissant dough!

[@watermelongal6040]

Comment allez-vous?

[@WillBassman]

Watermelon Gal No.

[@GoblinMask]

I want to see glass joe to be the final opponent and hes like SUPER buff and its like mike tyson fight x5

[@mslindsvlog]

oh Dan, your reaction times need a little bit of work lol

[@Eziokilla9595]

MsLindsVlog You are stunningly beautiful.

[@mslindsvlog]

Eziokilla9595 well thank you!

[@Eziokilla9595]

MsLindsVlog I realize this is the internet, and my initial comment probably sounded suspicious. But, man. You are gorgeous.

[@mslindsvlog]

Eziokilla9595 haha, oh believe me i've gotten a lot of creepy messages in the past and this was just fine. Thank you for the compliment

[@johnford5335]

MsLindsVlog Fuck you

[@dustisbored2328]

Everyone's talking about how Glass Joe is super strong now, but Little Mac just punched off his headgear, made to protect him from further brain damage, and continued to hit him in the face roughly 10 times. He does this twice here. Jesus christ, I'm starting to think Mac is the bad guy here.

[@Kaalcite]

They're actually doing it. I never expected this.

[@ethanwright2444]

Fun fact: the “tush wiggle” when glass joe gets knocked down is actually a reference to his animation in the original knockout (nes) when he gets knocked out

[@zen_ccg]

It would be interesting to see Arin reacting to this 9 years later and he's now a competitive boxer. It would be interesting to see the change in his perspective on Glass Joe, the injuries, and especially the helmet

[@AxeloftheKey]

FINISH MAY

[@grigori7834]

***** when you walk away

[@MisterOverpowered]

***** finish may...be

[@JaySay]

***** and never come back

[@DeltaTrolls]

***** stop commenting on every post

[@Romanticoutlaw]

+DeltaTrolls that's pretty unreasonable

[@ZippyRagu]

Welcome back to overly-low-sound-from-the-tv grumps.

[@BusketPosket]

YESSSSSS Thank you two for returning to the Punch Out!! saga. I love Danny's enthusiasm and Arin's complete lack of empathy or support.

[@zaidhernandez4601]

2:02 SKINNY? The guy's ripped....he may suck at boxing but he's got a good physique

[@AarturoSc]

Here in GameGrumps is"Finish it May..bee"

[@boofandbop]

I know danny is worried about being entertaining, but let me say that i usually listen for audio while i do other things but this is one series i have my eyes glued to the screen for. You can do it danny!

[@TheHellspawnHero]

"They should allow you to wear headgear." You can, actually. You just have to lose 99 times...

[@frostypop934]

He said “my head is fine but my stomach is mush”

[@RazorRaven619]

I am so happy this series has returned, thank you, Danny :)

[@TheElectricRaichu]

0:55 That face! xD