Punished Bets: Degenerate Monologues

The consequences of our actions must be fulfilled as 7 Allies deliver their monologues and Damiani challenges Kyle and Huber to a duel. (Streamed June 26, 2019)
1:33 - Damiani's Monologue
7:56 - Brad's Monologue
15:04 - Don's Monologue
21:50 - Ian's Monologue
28:14 - Bloodworth's Monologue
35:00 - Ben's Monologue
42:00 - Kyle's Monologue
48:10 - Brandon's "Monologue"
51:42 - Full Disclosure of Trial by Combat
57:17 - Trial by Combat Round One: Tropical Freeze
1:15:50 - Trial by Combat Round Two: Doom
1:40:40 - Trial by Combat Round Three: Mario Kart 8 Joy Cons
1:55:14 - Crash Team Racing: Nitro-Fueled
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[@SuperBloodedge]

Bloodworth's Monologue was legendary

[@heyhey3479]

Blood almost killed me with that monologue. That was genius level artistry.

[@sashazyryanov]

Thank you Damiani for demanding a trial by combat and fighting for everyone who separate hype and bets.

[@barnuner]

How were they all so good!? Blood doing a twilight zone episode off the cuff.

[@TAHK0]

This what the brick wall was made for

[@unversedhero6028]

Congratulations for your baby boy Jones, the next generation of Easy Allies starts, right now.

[@The_RedVIII]

I'm glad Damiani/Blood won the the trial by combat. Kyle clearly said it would not count if it was revealed at the concert. That's a fact. So he was wrong.

[@timaugustin5877]

Bloodworth adorably mimicking his in-game character dance at 1:51:06

[@plufim]

The nurses who run the NICU are some of the best of us. My first child was under the lights for about a week and they were always accommodating. Congratulations Papa Jones.

[@YoungsterSkaymore]

Dude Kyle’s Monologue was top tier comedy

[@TripodDetergent]

Congrats Brandon and Amanda! I was always scared of my daughters ending up in the NICU but im glad the experience has been positive!! And awesome job on the monologues guys! They were as great as i expected

[@theebigbam]

I want to keep Ben's monologue so I can listen to it when I'm like knee deep in bad mood or something like that, it's so... human, a rollercoaster of emotions. I love it.

[@gankhef5564]

Kyle would crush it on the comedy scene. I could totally envision him as a regular at the UCB, or as a recurring character on Comedy Bang Bang.

[@WorkingTavo]

Don is God's masterpiece

[@Vincythegod]

For me it was Don's monologue, shout out!

[@samuelcardwell577]

Don and Ian's monologues were beautifully written. Would pay to see "Ian and Don Hit the Globe Theatre"

[@Liam-hp1qw]

Bosman's monologue was perfect. Nomura should take notes.

[@JacienV]

Lmao, the description. 48:10 - Brandon's "Monologue" I see you.

[@brainfreeze10]

Kyle and Bloodworth's were particular standouts, but damn that lighting was top tier.

[@MonsterMJ]

That Stream was legendary love and respect

[@Powerman293]

Kyle's monologue has the most surprising amount of character depth out of all of them.

[@SGJetPro]

Jesus Ben you’re making me cry

[@agentorangecb1]

I love it when the allies really let their creativity loose

[@mehulsahai4209]

These were brilliant. Bloodworths had me clapping.

[@QuacKKAttacK]

Being from Wisconsin and loving the Brewers: Kyle's monologue really hit home for me.

[@toodlesX14]

Thank goodness for the trial! The terms of the bet were spelled out in the betting special! Flat out ignoring the results of a bet just because you don't like the answer is degenerate indeed.

[@Heelincal12]

Damiani was correct on the bet. Kyle clarified the concert doesn't count.

[@JazGalaxy]

Correct doesn't really have anything to do with it. Kyle was outright blunt about how he KNOWS that Damiani was right, but Huber persuaded him.

[@plufim]

Further to this, the cut footage is irrelevant. Many Allies placed bets based on the final edit, where the very specific implication was that the concert would not count.

[@ethandevilliers4706]

That lighting lol... Huber in the dark basking in his victory 👊🙌🙌😎😎

[@harrywaterhouse4711]

I’m hoping you play more CTR at easy living

[@sebastianpauly3543]

Only 34:30 through but Bloodworth really made a great short story. Nailed the pilot voice, will allways think of him as a comercial airline pilot from now on

[@vileindividual]

kyle covering up his crime at 2:19:15

[@quagthias]

You can't make everyone happy. When you have to make a call, collateral damage is a given. But even the damaged betters were entertained nonetheless, because it's all in good fun. As Don says, "we often wish that particular increments in our lives played out slightly different" and yet here you are.

[@EbbFlowe]

Gotta say, as salt-filled as the trial by combat could have been, great sportsmanship on all sides throughout all games! And those monologues were so worth it. Lots of entertainment, and Ben going right for the feels was the icing on the cake. Love & Respect!

[@mortenolsen1367]

Bosman is the best!

[@Phoenix_Panda]

Don and Ian killed it, Blood and Ben's werent too bad either!

[@crunkiss]

How is Kyle not a voice actor

[@squidvision]

kyles monologue is breaking my brain

[@caleb281]

I just realized, Bloodworth combines Kingdom Hearts and Annihilation with there being "a shimmer." Absolutely harrowing.

[@tetopeto1]

Kyle sounds like Al Pacino

[@cyberneticempire]

Weird. My wife's name is Amanda, she's pregnant with a boy, and she read the name Milo out loud just last night as she was browsing baby names. I'ma steal your whole life Brandon Jones...

[@Reiderreiter]

The real question is how greasy are your palms?

[@cyberneticempire]

@@Reiderreiter *wipes hands on shirt and whispers* "the greasiest~"

[@martenas5341]

I dont even like Kingdon hearts... but dammit if Ben's Monologue didn't make me shed a tear... DAMMIT! We all need to be more..innocent. And Bloods becuase of the hotdog! And Don, oh don... Kyle, the improv king! And dat NE acccent! Really, everyone did a stellar job! Very talented group of young thespians!

[@Harutjun]

i just re watched this episode i loved the video even more than the first watch for some reason :)

[@bongosmasher]

Damn, Ian's monologue was actually captivating!

[@Celicagame13]

Damianis monologue should have been on camera! And Kyles was the best as usual! Greatness begins @ 42:20

[@IbbyMelbourne]

Don and Blood though, my dude!

[@FakYuhGoogel]

Man, if someone talented was to make a short comic or animation out of Bloodworths monologue!

[@AgentMcQueen]

Watching this *LIVE* was an absolute goddamn treat.

[@YoungsterSkaymore]

It’s Walt Disney World sir!

[@mrchiefbs]

holy hell bloodworth killed it haha

[@Lauren-zx3gx]

Kyle, Huber... he still said "not at E3. At some event." he then asked if the concert counts as E3, Kyle replied no and Damiani said, and I quote, "At that concert, baby." He still said it, therefore it still counts and he should've gotten that. It was 100% in his favor because it doesn't matter if he said "too soon" because he still spoke the words "Not at E3. At the concert." Tsk. Tsk. I expected better from you, boys.

#JusticeForDamiani

[@giga4876]

I cant tell whos side youre on in this regard. The E3 bets are about e3, not during the timeframe of e3. So he asked for clarification if the event counts as e3, and kyle said no. It has to be announced at e3, which is wasnt as per kyles rules.

[@Lauren-zx3gx]

Oblivione Exactly. So it’s in Damiani’s favor regardless. It wasn’t announced at E3 and to top it all off it did end up getting announced at the concert, which only further confirms that the bet should’ve been won by Damiani and those that had agreed with him regardless of what technicalities Huber and Kyle want to bring up. Even Brad was peeved that they took the liberty to make that call without council. Also, my comment is clearly about being on Damiani’s side so...

[@giga4876]

@@Lauren-zx3gx ok awesome. thanks for clarification. i hope they redact it and penalize the two fo them. ruins the whole spirit of the bets if its all meaningless.

[@Lauren-zx3gx]

Oblivione No problem and I totally agree.

[@samus466]

So at the end, what is Kingdom Hearts?

[@stinkinmushroom]

Walt Disney World

[@BOTCHED]

I'm glad everything was good with the Hot Dog

[@acegamereviews9350]

Don Ian and Kyle's monologues were great but Ben's will stick with me.

[@erin2858]

Goddamn it Ben I wasn't ready to feel like crying over your stupid bet monologues. What is this?

[@thiagovidal6137]

For the first time ever we actually got good stories in Kingdom Hearts.

[@redtango9472]

2:41 Damiani: Demons of the rift. UwU

[@amichaelson10]

Kyle's was amazingly terrifying.

[@JBF086]

Bloods and Kyles were the most entertaning one. Kyles was so so funny. Congrats Brando for the baby by the way!!!

[@mugdays]

Suggestion for next betting special: $200 max bet. Also, discard bets where the odds are too heavily skewed.

[@buzzybuzzbuzz760]

Comedy Club Devil May Cry (from laughter).

I just love Kyle's Monologue so I came here just to see it again.

[@DrewMakesBeats]

Thank you for this, Huber.

[@robatfreedomhouse]

51:20 he needs them for his Switch screen

[@Lonequacker]

I could definitely see Blood's monologue being adapted into a short film by David Lynch Also lol at that awkward moment when nobody wanted to be Damiani's champion

[@tefargentina]

I must not know a thing about theater nor KoH but man, was this glorious

[@BassForever]

So happy for Brandon and Amanda :’) glad to hear everything is going well!

[@anonysalt]

Time to pool some Donbucks to get Hoeg for a class action I guess.

[@VirtuaMe]

Wow, that lit atmosphere! 🔥

[@TinyDancerX99]

Huber botched that bet for everyone and Kyle just caved. Can't believe how blatant it is.

[@frisbeejames]

"Like if i say 'Cream Corn Karen', you know what im talking about." -John Rambo 😆

[@giga4876]

Shame on you kyle, huber's insolence can be expected, but for you to follow him down on that betting call regarding FF date announcement, shame. Damiani was a dreamer, and you two shafted him! He knew the release date would be announced! but not at E3! and not at E3 it was.... he was a dreamer.... and he was cast asunder...

[@Alicechan3]

You know how Kyle said he was "swayed" by Huber's passion? Yeah, that was just an excuse to mess with Damiani, he knew full well what he was doing. :P

[@slicedice2284]

Robert firstwood monologue is the best

[@TheToeSong]

I placed $420 on the FFVII bet so I'm happy

[@miller619619]

Milo the 11th Allie

[@vicjake8730]

Milo, the Easiest of the Allies

[@k2d271]

-Got any spare diapers? xD

[@omniscientquest]

K2D huber once said he uses diapers to clean his electronic screens.

[@jean-alexandrethibault3892]

Damn this is so great!

[@uzumakifelix]

blood is so precious

[@sh_rene]

They had Borderlands Handsome Edition even when they dont like it, im happy they have it

[@nitaiginzburg8689]

Milo's dad sounds really good for some reaosn

[@Picklington]

I wish Kyle was my best friend

[@librarygary1618]

I love how you can see how happy Jones is with life

[@CriticalPath]

I see you got the Long Night crew to do your lighting.

[@lithographer]

justice was served this day

[@wewyllenium]

Brad did fine :D THis was fun. Really fun :D

[@Snarf692]

This video was impossible to search for, plugging in anything "Kingdom Hearts" gave me nothing.

[@mattlandry]

I really love this setting

[@CuriousCorduroy]

Shouldn't Damiani technically still lose though? He specifically stated that he thought we would only get a release year and not a month or day. Whether or not it was at the concert is moot at that point.

[@alef321]

holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzle

[@Biofan813]

Yes, at long last!

[@GamingInTheWild]

Don might be a genuis

[@ProtoPunk]

JUSTICE.

[@RuneRelations]

This=Best Universe

[@flotador7]

yay! I got my don bucks back!

[@TheNamekianClown]

No offense, but I honestly don't know how people struggle with solo joycon MK8 so much. I have played it that way a few times and the first time I played it it felt perfectly natural and I was playing as well as I always do. I see people say it sucks all the time and I just don't get it. No, it's not ideal, but I feel like any gamer should be able to pick it up pretty easily.

[@Master-Mo]

The shoulder button really do need the extensions. Otherwise they are a little tough to press. Also the left joycon is easy to handle due to the placement of the analogue stick. Other then that I agree with you.

[@Acarinn]

Wow. Didn't have much time to write these. This should be good lol

[@mabonman]

oh don!! the moth buffet! hahahaha!

[@L08Productions]

Crash Bash remake next

[@GuyFromNorth]

The Penguin hype!

[@JazGalaxy]

Acting/Public Speaking Tip: Texture (Variation) is the key to public speaking. People's brains, in everything, are drawn to differences. If you get stuck in one tone/pace/volume/cadence, people will tune you out after just a few seconds. The way to conquer this is by varying you delivery. How so? Vary your tone. Include highs and lows, even if it's not your normal delivery. Vary your volume. Go big and then go small. If you quiet down, people will actually lean in to hear you which is engagement Vary your pauses. Don't just stop talking long enough to acknowledge a period. Let the words sit sometimes. People will love it. Vary your speed. Talk quickly and build momentum to summon energy and then let pauses ring out to punctuate points. Talk slowly and confidently when you want. Everyone is on your time, not vice versa. You have the mic.

[@Bakfor]

Damiani had Dixie and Bosman didn't. Combat ruined.