4chan Stories: Hackman

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@invictus_1245
@invictus_1245 7 жыл бұрын
"The terror who faps in the night" at least he's honest.
@Chudathustra
@Chudathustra 7 жыл бұрын
666 likes too beautiful
@harveyroper5526
@harveyroper5526 7 жыл бұрын
I can respeck a nigga tryna buss a nut.
@PotatoKing219
@PotatoKing219 7 жыл бұрын
Harvey Roper especially during school hours
@Dysll
@Dysll 7 жыл бұрын
I’m that one nigga who ask to go to the bathroom and buss a nut on the toilet
@diegoacosta8550
@diegoacosta8550 7 жыл бұрын
I'm that one who tryna buss a nut in the library
@hoodmilk1266
@hoodmilk1266 6 жыл бұрын
4chan stories are great because you can tell so clearly that they're fake, but people put a lot of effort in to them and make genuinely good tales
@danielshore1457
@danielshore1457 6 жыл бұрын
Idk some of this sounds very realistic especially for a British school tbh
@chunkchunk223
@chunkchunk223 6 жыл бұрын
But the best part is there are some where you can really see some b/tard doing it
@strellettes8511
@strellettes8511 6 жыл бұрын
@@danielshore1457 nobody says "can you hit me with some good shit"
@dragonpufftail
@dragonpufftail 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah.
@evanyaboi108
@evanyaboi108 6 жыл бұрын
JustQinn I’ve said that to my plug before, so idk man
@sheevthesenatepalpatine8863
@sheevthesenatepalpatine8863 6 жыл бұрын
You finally build up the courage to ask your crush out, they say yes. You decide to go to the movies, you don’t tell them what movie you’ll be watching. After you get your popcorn and watch all the adds the movie title flashes on the screen. “Hack Man”. They leave and never speak to you again.
@sheevthesenatepalpatine8863
@sheevthesenatepalpatine8863 6 жыл бұрын
@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 exactly
@lucasnicht3347
@lucasnicht3347 6 жыл бұрын
and now he is on 4chan cause he peaked in highschool
@dragonlolislayer8631
@dragonlolislayer8631 4 жыл бұрын
Kek
@goldenfade174
@goldenfade174 2 жыл бұрын
@@dragonlolislayer8631 cake
@iwanttobetankman4260
@iwanttobetankman4260 2 жыл бұрын
True lol
@lucasnicht3347
@lucasnicht3347 2 жыл бұрын
@@iwanttobetankman4260 its been 4 years
@iwanttobetankman4260
@iwanttobetankman4260 2 жыл бұрын
@@lucasnicht3347 yeah so I watched that video like 4 years ago. You responded also
@forzaxion7623
@forzaxion7623 6 жыл бұрын
The pooping bandit out here striking again in the dvd player this time
@lDaNu
@lDaNu 6 жыл бұрын
Epic crossover
@bunkerdown8494
@bunkerdown8494 6 жыл бұрын
The extended universe
@FloofAddict
@FloofAddict 6 жыл бұрын
*The prophecy is becoming true*
@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 6 жыл бұрын
Wait a second, I think the PB and Hackman were working together, since PB was never caught in CCTV, meaning Hackman probably helped him
@vanguardRailgun924
@vanguardRailgun924 6 жыл бұрын
Darth Hue The 4chan cinematic universe.
@SponSponGE
@SponSponGE 7 жыл бұрын
All because Brad spilled the beans...
@corneliouscook6062
@corneliouscook6062 7 жыл бұрын
i do not like your profile pic s1nical, its smug aura mocks me
@cy-bernet-ix
@cy-bernet-ix 3 жыл бұрын
fuck you brad
@sohji9412
@sohji9412 6 жыл бұрын
"Hackman... we need you again." "I retired from that a long time ago." "The fate of the world is at stake here, Hackman." "I won't do it." "Listen, we have the evidence and they could put you away for years... but if you help us... we may 'lose the paperwork'" "... fine. I'll do it. But not for you. For the legacy of Hackman."
@jadynmurrell80
@jadynmurrell80 4 жыл бұрын
Hakerman 2: a legend returns
@frostyasparagus8276
@frostyasparagus8276 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna like this but it's already at 420
@charlottewalnut3118
@charlottewalnut3118 4 жыл бұрын
You must expose the dems for being pedobears
@sarahmellinger3335
@sarahmellinger3335 2 жыл бұрын
@@frostyasparagus8276 like it now be the one to set it to 666
@ドリフト180X
@ドリフト180X 7 жыл бұрын
Live by CCTV die by CCTV
@sean_is_geynt9131
@sean_is_geynt9131 7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha lol
@deathkeys1
@deathkeys1 6 жыл бұрын
what does communist chine television has to do with this?
@bananamanjunior7575
@bananamanjunior7575 4 жыл бұрын
Guys just hear me out for a second what is he took all the retarded people in the world and drugged them then we harvested all their organs and gave it to the useful people now this might seem a bit crazy but just think about it for a bit bye-bye keep thinking
@Nagasakevideo
@Nagasakevideo 6 жыл бұрын
I believed it before the 4channers visited the school
@derpittyherpitty1045
@derpittyherpitty1045 6 жыл бұрын
Like those fuckers wouldn't already skulk around schools for that jailbait.
@slovakthrowback3738
@slovakthrowback3738 6 жыл бұрын
Basically all greentexts are just stories lol
@clear7843
@clear7843 5 жыл бұрын
Everything went when the /b/ tards attacked, only the avatar, master of all 4 anons can beat /b/ but i believe, punished will get demonotised
@tyrell3964
@tyrell3964 5 жыл бұрын
how it would actually go >NYPA >B&
@vintorezwashere9642
@vintorezwashere9642 5 жыл бұрын
@@slovakthrowback3738 SHIT BANDIT, actually happened tho..
@wetald7569
@wetald7569 4 жыл бұрын
Some people like to call this fake, but I just call it realistic fiction.
@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK
@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK 2 жыл бұрын
I call it “shit I wish I thought of in high school”
@anolelightdragon
@anolelightdragon 7 жыл бұрын
Man there are enough of these 4chan hero stories to make a cinematic universe to rival the likes of marvel. If we put all these guys (Captain Sugar, Hackman, Catfishman) on a team what would they be called? I personally think The Avengetards would be a great name.
@linklgas1691
@linklgas1691 7 жыл бұрын
the fantastic fucks
@morgangriffith5451
@morgangriffith5451 7 жыл бұрын
The Kool Kids Klub
@morrisvernon8428
@morrisvernon8428 7 жыл бұрын
The league of extraordinary dumb asses
@lightningdolt971
@lightningdolt971 7 жыл бұрын
Kek force five
@Pumpkin42O
@Pumpkin42O 7 жыл бұрын
amanda hoxit the super tards
@jrist15
@jrist15 7 жыл бұрын
Imagine the look on Eddie's face if he found out his close friend was really Hackman
@Lolwutburger_LWB
@Lolwutburger_LWB 6 жыл бұрын
@GAMP "JONNY, YOU'RE THE HACKMAN?!" "No, Eddy! Plank is!"
@uranium54321
@uranium54321 3 жыл бұрын
@Lolwutburger to be fair, Plank was the one who took out the drug lord
@Real_Iron_Smith
@Real_Iron_Smith 7 жыл бұрын
The "Hundreds of /b/tards" and "100 people in Nazi Uniforms" part was where I realized this greentext was an autistic work of fiction. A beautiful work of fiction. But autistic nonetheless.
@kiraangle2823
@kiraangle2823 7 жыл бұрын
we wouldn't need fiction if life was ever this amazing.
@CanyonF
@CanyonF 7 жыл бұрын
either an exaggeration or just fake. either way im laughing at the thought of people jumping on tables screeching "praise kek"
@ActionCow69
@ActionCow69 7 жыл бұрын
Iron Smith i mean it was clearly at least heavily embellished before that like all these stories, but that part was just stupid
@Real_Iron_Smith
@Real_Iron_Smith 7 жыл бұрын
ActionCow True, true.
@adhomiless4251
@adhomiless4251 7 жыл бұрын
>greentext stories >true alright
@saeyabor
@saeyabor 6 жыл бұрын
I thought this one was actually plausible until the part where he's a wizard who can summon /pol/ and /b/ IRL.
@CyberLink70
@CyberLink70 2 жыл бұрын
I think that was someone hijacking the thread, it doesn't really go with the final post. So that post doesn't count.
@codystell8523
@codystell8523 2 жыл бұрын
@@CyberLink70wouldn’t have been included if 4chan actively pointed out that whoever posted that wasn’t OP. You’re able to tell if the poster is the OP of the thread
@protol6269
@protol6269 Жыл бұрын
​@@codystell8523 No you can't, tourist
@rwdplz1
@rwdplz1 6 жыл бұрын
I love this story. Didn't think it could get any better, then the Evangelion music kicked in.
@tripwire3992
@tripwire3992 6 жыл бұрын
Yeet neon Genesis is great
@blackjack5167
@blackjack5167 5 жыл бұрын
@@tripwire3992 yeet end of evangelion gave me ptsd
@evagineer9165
@evagineer9165 2 жыл бұрын
@@blackjack5167 especially when Eva 02 got ravaged
@Bioshock2131
@Bioshock2131 7 жыл бұрын
Hackerman becomes IT guy from Anon works in IT
@baylego
@baylego 7 жыл бұрын
Bioshock2131 And IT man travels in time?
@seannotconnery8191
@seannotconnery8191 7 жыл бұрын
This is now headcannon.
@billuminaticatcipher7554
@billuminaticatcipher7554 7 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@Felipe45345
@Felipe45345 7 жыл бұрын
What iff IT time travles and convinces his younger self to have a shit fasinasion resulting in a alternate timeline whit the popping bandit
@Ahnock
@Ahnock 7 жыл бұрын
Lichzim The Great they're all fucking connected every single scroll has roots in each other
@koolbiscuit7434
@koolbiscuit7434 7 жыл бұрын
If this was a tv show, I would watch it.
@KeysmashGirl
@KeysmashGirl 6 жыл бұрын
Kool Biscuit Google “Kung Fury” You won’t regret it
@SamSquids
@SamSquids 6 жыл бұрын
same here
@nndhdh
@nndhdh 6 жыл бұрын
Kool Biscuit watch death note, same thing really
@generaln0nsense848
@generaln0nsense848 7 жыл бұрын
First Catfishman, then Captain sugar and now Hackman. Where can we be safe now?
@childishmemebino6462
@childishmemebino6462 7 жыл бұрын
kayden lontz We're always safe with these heroes protecting us
@MirunaNero
@MirunaNero 7 жыл бұрын
kayden lontz They are our heroes
@_MaCS
@_MaCS 7 жыл бұрын
kayden lontz they are the reason why we are safe
@sonerec725
@sonerec725 7 жыл бұрын
The Kekvengers
@seannotconnery8191
@seannotconnery8191 7 жыл бұрын
If everyone knows how to hack nobody needs to know how to hack.
@angrycat5352
@angrycat5352 6 жыл бұрын
The legends of 4chan: The Ballad of Ella, this, Anon; Lord of the MILFS, Anon works IT, The Umbrella, litteraly every TardTale, the list goes on!
@RejectReef
@RejectReef 6 жыл бұрын
So many stories, so little time
@ironapega
@ironapega 6 жыл бұрын
+CATFISHMAN
@harryjones338
@harryjones338 6 жыл бұрын
The larper too
@crueltys
@crueltys 5 жыл бұрын
Ignacio
@unimprezzedmclastname4220
@unimprezzedmclastname4220 4 жыл бұрын
A lot of /tg/ stuff missing from that list. All Guardsmen Party is one of them.
@pvtryan785
@pvtryan785 6 жыл бұрын
Lol wish it was that easy to get a technicians laptop
@maarten9272
@maarten9272 6 жыл бұрын
Lloyd Zed What is the name of your school then?
@maarten9272
@maarten9272 6 жыл бұрын
Lloyd Zed My schools name is Reggesteyn Nijverdal. You (can) now know in what area I live but you will never be able to do something with it. Your argument isn't very strong.
@maarten9272
@maarten9272 6 жыл бұрын
Lloyd Zed I seriously doubt that you went to this (obviously fictional) school.
@maarten9272
@maarten9272 6 жыл бұрын
Lloyd Zed It's a good story but it's clearly made up.
@maarten9272
@maarten9272 6 жыл бұрын
Lloyd Zed "It was in my school". You said it yourself.
@nickbryant723
@nickbryant723 7 жыл бұрын
the hero they needed, but not the one they deserved
@chimado3514
@chimado3514 7 жыл бұрын
if this would be a movie, i would watch it.
@FrostyShock349
@FrostyShock349 6 жыл бұрын
shiyet they made the catfishman a series
@hi-wm7tb
@hi-wm7tb 6 жыл бұрын
Pb
@the_crescent_moon
@the_crescent_moon 6 жыл бұрын
FUCK YES.
@Jdog4588
@Jdog4588 7 жыл бұрын
My god best story ever 10/10 will watch again
@Spats2Bats
@Spats2Bats 6 жыл бұрын
I feel like I just listened to the best cyber hacker/detective movie of the decade. 11/10 would bring more popcorn.
@supercool1312
@supercool1312 6 жыл бұрын
we need the /a/v/e/n/g/e/r/s/, catfish man, captain crunch, hackman, the pooping bandit etc. and they fight timmy the tard or whatever his name
@lqserbeans3515
@lqserbeans3515 6 жыл бұрын
timmy the destroyer
@morriganismywaifu5124
@morriganismywaifu5124 6 жыл бұрын
Timmy is like the hulk of the team. It would be better for them to fight the aspy from the great tard war and his army of tards. Also gotta throw Ignacio in there
@soconfused8541
@soconfused8541 4 жыл бұрын
The tard army has many generals, no master, they act like bandits
@PolythenePam0451
@PolythenePam0451 4 жыл бұрын
chippo man is hawkeye
@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK
@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK 2 жыл бұрын
Timmy would be on their side, they’d fight cyber Jeffries, the leader of the black turds
@adamridds978
@adamridds978 7 жыл бұрын
When he was told to help look for Hackman I got instant death note flashbacks
@respectforall7864
@respectforall7864 7 жыл бұрын
Thank god I wasn't the only one.
@_a_ce
@_a_ce 6 жыл бұрын
🌌
@caboosemusic123
@caboosemusic123 6 жыл бұрын
same lol
@Nieveria
@Nieveria 6 жыл бұрын
death note big gay
@megalucarioex3558
@megalucarioex3558 7 жыл бұрын
Movie rating: 10/10 would actually watch again
@Remington-wl7jp
@Remington-wl7jp 7 жыл бұрын
I know it's probably mostly lies but does this make anyone else hate the fact that their school life is/was boring as shit?
@MDPToaster
@MDPToaster 7 жыл бұрын
I had an interesting high school experience to say the least.
@snooplenny3765
@snooplenny3765 7 жыл бұрын
Yes we all need to be more like these legends. If we all acted like these heroes CNN wouldn't exist anymore.
@wick9427
@wick9427 7 жыл бұрын
i'm still in school, ambelt, a dutch autist school. some interesting stuff happens here sometimes
@GamersBlogX
@GamersBlogX 7 жыл бұрын
The most interesting event at my school was where some guy printed somewhere between 100 to 1000 pages (I can't recall the exact number) of "I see you" "Ha ha" and that type of shit across several different printers throughout the school. Not sure if the actual perpetrator was ever caught or not, I know someone took the fall for it though. The principal (who was actually a pretty cool guy) was fucking livid. It was the first time anyone's ever seen him that angry. Its funny to think about now, but at the time everyone was thinking "who the fuck would do that?"
@justanaverageguy912
@justanaverageguy912 7 жыл бұрын
we had shit like someone leaving almost a kg of weed in front of one of the buildings, leaked porn by students leaked porn and nudes by a teacher, some people doing cocaine until they completely lost it, a friend of mine took a shit in front of the art classroom etc. pp..
@Nekavandre
@Nekavandre 5 жыл бұрын
That Halo 3 ODST Oni Alpha Site music towards the end made the drug lord section even more funny asf. Thank you for your work man.
@wcniko21
@wcniko21 6 жыл бұрын
Crossover w the pooping bandit at 14:45
@chandlerwest1919
@chandlerwest1919 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my god you’re right
@berryical1087
@berryical1087 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@LordEgilYGO
@LordEgilYGO 7 жыл бұрын
The text was too loud, I couldn't read the music
@heyauser7702
@heyauser7702 7 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmm, wonder what it is?
@wheretfwouldibewithoutmysl1605
@wheretfwouldibewithoutmysl1605 7 жыл бұрын
Speech increased
@toaster9922
@toaster9922 7 жыл бұрын
speech 100
@Typi
@Typi 7 жыл бұрын
Speedh 300.1
@wheretfwouldibewithoutmysl1605
@wheretfwouldibewithoutmysl1605 7 жыл бұрын
Nok The Thing not how Skyrim works
@abagofmilkthatexpiresin2da356
@abagofmilkthatexpiresin2da356 7 жыл бұрын
Doctor: You only have 24:10 minutes to live Me:
@maximusdecimusmeridius127
@maximusdecimusmeridius127 6 жыл бұрын
Ariana bubby your picture says it all
@nndhdh
@nndhdh 6 жыл бұрын
Ariana bubby *REEEEEEEE*
@BlackRoseVelvet
@BlackRoseVelvet 6 жыл бұрын
That feel when the vid buffers
@bigoof5808
@bigoof5808 6 жыл бұрын
i accidentally clicked away
@someguycold8566
@someguycold8566 7 жыл бұрын
dude that could actually be made into a movie.
@BIGFREAKYMAN
@BIGFREAKYMAN 7 жыл бұрын
really doubt it
@iv0x37
@iv0x37 7 жыл бұрын
PatriotGamer I wish
@malaizze
@malaizze 6 жыл бұрын
We need a film adaptation of this.
@off_on_one
@off_on_one 6 жыл бұрын
Holloe Holloe Yeah so do I
@pheeshorsomething
@pheeshorsomething 2 жыл бұрын
"I am the terror that faps in the night." "I am Hackman!" best quote ever
@baylego
@baylego 7 жыл бұрын
I wonder how high the music was when hackerman was hacking
@Cytroen
@Cytroen 7 жыл бұрын
When The Matrix isn't enough.
@eantropix
@eantropix 7 жыл бұрын
Guess who's my favorite fucking hero now
@meso_p
@meso_p 7 жыл бұрын
superman?
@dutchvanderlinde248
@dutchvanderlinde248 7 жыл бұрын
Hackman. This man is a legend. That guy Should've either joined a hacker group or go solo and do like anonymous type shit. If he managed to do all that shit I'm sure he could.
@johnfakenamemcgee330
@johnfakenamemcgee330 7 жыл бұрын
I wish there was more stories of hackman. Maybe some day he will make a return in the world.
@tripwire3992
@tripwire3992 7 жыл бұрын
Arthur Viana we need a hackman movie!!!
@johnfakenamemcgee330
@johnfakenamemcgee330 7 жыл бұрын
Ragnar Redbeard
@cooper5469
@cooper5469 6 жыл бұрын
I put this in my pocket and listen to it like a podcast
@MrCompassionate01
@MrCompassionate01 6 жыл бұрын
What a terrific story about a lot of things that never happened.
@shook_man_18
@shook_man_18 6 жыл бұрын
MrCompassionate01 I don't even care at this point. Was a great story either way.
@MrCompassionate01
@MrCompassionate01 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah I love the story too. It probably did happen TBH it's not that outlandish.
@calcium4222
@calcium4222 6 жыл бұрын
Nah. Are a couple details he could not have heard/known
@beanslinger4616
@beanslinger4616 6 жыл бұрын
MrCompassionate01 Yes because why do Tards eat keyboards
@thedog8113
@thedog8113 6 жыл бұрын
because they’re tards
@brownierulz2063
@brownierulz2063 7 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else wanna cry at the end cause he gave up his name as Hackman? Just me?
@luckdragon836
@luckdragon836 7 жыл бұрын
I cried
@coolbean9880
@coolbean9880 7 жыл бұрын
Still just 2 out of 100+k m8
@coolghoul5033
@coolghoul5033 7 жыл бұрын
I felt it too...
@ModemMage
@ModemMage 7 жыл бұрын
I'm with you. Hackman, you may be gone but you won't be forgotten
@jadethejoker1029
@jadethejoker1029 7 жыл бұрын
Boi shut your sensitive ass up
@cheemsburbger5326
@cheemsburbger5326 7 жыл бұрын
Watch dogs 3 confirmed!?
@takashikamiyama4607
@takashikamiyama4607 7 жыл бұрын
Hackman is fucking Legend
@hiddensquid3464
@hiddensquid3464 7 жыл бұрын
they should make a movie where catfishman and Hackman team up
@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 6 жыл бұрын
And they meet the Pooping Bandit halfway through and have to use their skills to fuck up the people they fucked up before in their 4chan stories because somehow they have cometh back
@kirby5000
@kirby5000 6 жыл бұрын
the best crossover ever doesnt exi- 14:56 Pooping Badits in this
@danlabss
@danlabss 7 жыл бұрын
This deserves to be a movie.
@Kate-uj9rx
@Kate-uj9rx 7 жыл бұрын
Danlabs On KZbin aggred
@puddingprocrastinator
@puddingprocrastinator 7 жыл бұрын
deathnote a series
@iheartimports
@iheartimports 7 жыл бұрын
I HEAVILY FUCKING AGREE
@goodroach9984
@goodroach9984 7 жыл бұрын
I would see that first thing
@Brigtzen
@Brigtzen 6 жыл бұрын
YES
@shotgunsquid632
@shotgunsquid632 7 жыл бұрын
I feel like i just watched a legend die
@tannerhahn7508
@tannerhahn7508 7 жыл бұрын
Legends never die
@Hanhan-fi1dr
@Hanhan-fi1dr 7 жыл бұрын
The legend never dies, it waits for someone to pick up the cape, and become ths next Hackman
@MistletoesArt
@MistletoesArt 7 жыл бұрын
goodshit.jpg
@BungSpoot
@BungSpoot 7 жыл бұрын
Whats with the .jpg stuff at the end of random sentences?
@velocitypeasant5832
@velocitypeasant5832 7 жыл бұрын
zazzarati normie.png
@Dysll
@Dysll 7 жыл бұрын
zazzarati fuckingnormiereeee.pdf
@BungSpoot
@BungSpoot 7 жыл бұрын
HHUUUAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.WAV
@deathound
@deathound 7 жыл бұрын
(Normie_Alert(Set_LaunchData(Normiealert.gif)Launch_Success)Alert_Success(Launch_Manager_Ask?_Y)) Launch Normiealert.gif? Y/N (Yes/No)
@dervy1309
@dervy1309 2 жыл бұрын
my personal favorite out of these 21 videos
@oofcloof
@oofcloof 3 жыл бұрын
I was actually able to pull something like this off a few years back - I installed the same program the school uses to control the computers on my personal laptop and connected it to the LAN network that connects every desktop PC in the entire district, and it gave me full control over everyone that was logged in. I didn't use it to expose teachers and faculty members though, just messed around with other students and scared my friends. It was a good time until the pandemic, so not many people use the school computers anymore since they all had to buy laptops :/
@naooho9392
@naooho9392 7 жыл бұрын
>Be me >Really want to do the call 4chan thing >Plan to do it after lurking for a long ass time so I know exactly what will convince /b/tards to do it
@PunishedCreepswork4
@PunishedCreepswork4 7 жыл бұрын
>inb4 not your personal army
@naooho9392
@naooho9392 7 жыл бұрын
/b/tards are everyone's personal army
@trainknut
@trainknut 7 жыл бұрын
Just give them an address with the instructions to be as offensive as possible, they will be there.
@TheRealRusDaddy
@TheRealRusDaddy 7 жыл бұрын
Punished Creepswork thats confirmation
@NoR3m0rs3
@NoR3m0rs3 7 жыл бұрын
The trick would obviously not asking them directly but leading them into it, leaving subtle clues allowing them to track where and what it is you want attacking. You'd only need to make up some bullshit that touches their nerves and they'd be all over it thinking they are hackman, when actualy they're just acting as puppets for the supreme randomfag overlords.
@Capt_Streams
@Capt_Streams 7 жыл бұрын
This is almost exactly like the pooping bandit
@matthewthompson6455
@matthewthompson6455 6 жыл бұрын
and he says some of the exact same stuff as IT guy
@DrDucklesworth
@DrDucklesworth 6 жыл бұрын
what if they are all the same person
@amain9638
@amain9638 6 жыл бұрын
Matthew Thompson especially that dirty cop bit
@daniele7989
@daniele7989 6 жыл бұрын
This is way different to the pooping bandit. This has drugs, violence and sex appeal
@n.g5855
@n.g5855 7 жыл бұрын
IT Man & "Aphrodite"= *The Beast (IT) and Aphrodite (grill.jpg)* Sugarman= *A Jester's mistake* Hackman *Cybernetic JUST1C3_BR1NG35/ CyberBat* Are these titles fitting for our 3 hero's?
@revertingtonothing985
@revertingtonothing985 7 жыл бұрын
Nathaniel Gold Who are the others? What stories?
@spectrelex3051
@spectrelex3051 7 жыл бұрын
The poop bandit?
@psionic_gamer
@psionic_gamer 7 жыл бұрын
needs the Pooping Bandit, Catfishman and the Tard Don
@Caboose-gq1ve
@Caboose-gq1ve 7 жыл бұрын
PsionicGamer what about Ignacio and Neal?
@xeno4445
@xeno4445 7 жыл бұрын
when hackerman movie out?
@Ed_d_19
@Ed_d_19 6 жыл бұрын
Late 2019
@anameaname2042
@anameaname2042 6 жыл бұрын
Look it up in about 2 months
@papaversomniferum5247
@papaversomniferum5247 4 жыл бұрын
Hackman*
@PersonHumanGuy
@PersonHumanGuy 6 жыл бұрын
4:14 Decisive battle from evangelion? You just made me the happiest man on Earth
@PersonHumanGuy
@PersonHumanGuy 6 жыл бұрын
14:53 have my child
@ShamelessDuck
@ShamelessDuck 7 жыл бұрын
It was so fucking amazing and epic!! It's like I've lived through all this stories. Praise the Hackman and praise the narrator for bringing this masterpiece together.
@RennArmy
@RennArmy 7 жыл бұрын
This could no joke be a movie.
@Abdega
@Abdega 7 жыл бұрын
It would be much better than most of the crap they release nowadays
@mineingmo
@mineingmo 6 жыл бұрын
I mean, what do people want to see, transformers 6 or Hackman:the true story
@doigt6590
@doigt6590 6 жыл бұрын
Or a great comic book.
@equip1080
@equip1080 7 жыл бұрын
"is that my old laptop anon?" no *soon laptop re emerges looking JUST like that one THAT one kid has* well done you just got arrested -100 sneak
@Wheezy1
@Wheezy1 7 жыл бұрын
Havernorth just for you I subbed since u have none
@equip1080
@equip1080 7 жыл бұрын
thanks dad gg on that vapewave pfp btw
@Wheezy1
@Wheezy1 7 жыл бұрын
Havernorth np bruv and thx
@huntersmith1372
@huntersmith1372 7 жыл бұрын
Why is Microsoft excel posting this
@equip1080
@equip1080 7 жыл бұрын
Hunter Smith I got bored ruining people’s spreadsheets
@noobLives
@noobLives 6 жыл бұрын
11:46 proof it’s fake valve don’t update tf2 lol
@coolranch2981
@coolranch2981 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@justapassingguy83
@justapassingguy83 6 жыл бұрын
You do know steam updates its self
@noobLives
@noobLives 6 жыл бұрын
yoshijamergamer 45 r/wooooosh
@idk9637
@idk9637 6 жыл бұрын
When does valve do anything.
@noobLives
@noobLives 6 жыл бұрын
Defiant Gaming never
@fjolt6390
@fjolt6390 6 жыл бұрын
@delta7410
@delta7410 7 жыл бұрын
Not all heros wear capes
@Axl4325
@Axl4325 7 жыл бұрын
Delta 7 some wear hoodies
@justsomecommentchannel8602
@justsomecommentchannel8602 7 жыл бұрын
An some wear nothing
@mineingmo
@mineingmo 6 жыл бұрын
Some take shits
@benzevach8602
@benzevach8602 7 жыл бұрын
10/10 would watch the movie
@mori-cq5282
@mori-cq5282 7 жыл бұрын
I just realized that this may or may not have been based off of Death Note
@cozmyk
@cozmyk 7 жыл бұрын
HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT
@CyberLink70
@CyberLink70 7 жыл бұрын
How?
@cozmyk
@cozmyk 7 жыл бұрын
When he is called to investigate Hackman, its like when Light is investigating Kira with L
@Charlotte_beans
@Charlotte_beans 7 жыл бұрын
Popplio :v I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT!
@samuelzodd8570
@samuelzodd8570 4 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else shed a tear by the end? A true hero
@ColdOsburn
@ColdOsburn 6 жыл бұрын
Please someone make this into a movie
@anameaname2042
@anameaname2042 6 жыл бұрын
Gold Osburn look it up in two months
@sadfrog5787
@sadfrog5787 7 жыл бұрын
Never underestimate 4chan
@basil.0
@basil.0 7 жыл бұрын
This was legendary
@jacobellis1050
@jacobellis1050 7 жыл бұрын
Fucking finally! This type of video is great for listening to while you have to do boring shit. Definitely made me laugh a lot. Keep up the great content, and put out more longer length videos please!
@Tristan1062
@Tristan1062 5 жыл бұрын
Love the Metroid: Prime music! One of my favorite games of all time!
@daykeyboard459
@daykeyboard459 6 жыл бұрын
hackman is probably the greatest vigilante story to ever grace the planet earth
@Michael-yu2yk
@Michael-yu2yk 7 жыл бұрын
i really wish this was real
@alexanders2669
@alexanders2669 7 жыл бұрын
There's no proof it's fake, so there's a chance
@sooleyiscooley
@sooleyiscooley 7 жыл бұрын
21131 91125 greentext stories are fake
@alexanders2669
@alexanders2669 7 жыл бұрын
Sooley So they say. Still no proof it’s not.
@belypeprime3838
@belypeprime3838 7 жыл бұрын
My headteacher in year 10 got fired for messaging hookers, wanted to bend them over his knee while they dressed as schoolgirls
@stanislaviliev6305
@stanislaviliev6305 7 жыл бұрын
I didn't care I just enjoyed it
@comrade_momo
@comrade_momo 7 жыл бұрын
Anyone else hearing the Halo 3 ODST soundtrack
@ricohernandez9969
@ricohernandez9969 6 жыл бұрын
YES
@con5090
@con5090 6 жыл бұрын
Yea
@appearedhalo9625
@appearedhalo9625 7 жыл бұрын
Catfishman\hackman crossover event?
@Saintofloneliness
@Saintofloneliness 7 жыл бұрын
Kyle Carey YES PLEASE
@dutchvanderlinde248
@dutchvanderlinde248 7 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget pooping bandit and sugar man.
@justsomecommentchannel8602
@justsomecommentchannel8602 7 жыл бұрын
Brent Boomer Capitain sugar you peckerwood
@dutchvanderlinde248
@dutchvanderlinde248 7 жыл бұрын
Just some comment channel shit, I forgot his name. I'm ashamed.
@Kurai_69420
@Kurai_69420 6 жыл бұрын
Doctor: You have 24 minutes and 10 seconds to live. Me: ...
@chris82o
@chris82o 6 жыл бұрын
Your delivery and voice over of the story is amazing. Makes it that much better and i read along ftw...
@Jaxolantern1
@Jaxolantern1 7 жыл бұрын
Irl Watch dogs 2
@xx_harold_xx7394
@xx_harold_xx7394 7 жыл бұрын
Jaxolantern 2 don't you mean GTA 5 phone mod
@toaster9922
@toaster9922 7 жыл бұрын
+xX_2mlg4um8_Xx was dogs
@otalyokai8119
@otalyokai8119 7 жыл бұрын
is this the next season to Mr.Robot or the Prequel to Watch Dogs ?
@beanslinger4616
@beanslinger4616 6 жыл бұрын
WeabooGaming BR Watch Dog Guy was once a Self-Thought Hacker That fucked around in his school and got a Fapper fired
@Lynxthejonin
@Lynxthejonin 6 жыл бұрын
@Weaboo Gaming BR yes
@NingenSlayerZamasu
@NingenSlayerZamasu 7 жыл бұрын
I was in this thread. Shit was funny.
@NingenSlayerZamasu
@NingenSlayerZamasu 7 жыл бұрын
Derp Sack it was on /b/
@TXbird007
@TXbird007 7 жыл бұрын
+IT Guy "shit I don't know which board it was on, I'll just say /b and hope for the best"
@squidheadss7105
@squidheadss7105 7 жыл бұрын
No it was /b/. I was there too.
@minepose98
@minepose98 7 жыл бұрын
Isn't this the plot of death note lol
@_a_ce
@_a_ce 6 жыл бұрын
minepose98 shush and enjoy hackman
@enderpus6361
@enderpus6361 6 жыл бұрын
More or less
@alexedwards4578
@alexedwards4578 6 жыл бұрын
minepose98 Wait...
@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 6 жыл бұрын
There is two versions of hte death note plot in 4chan The Pooping Bandit And Hackman
@crankykong5836
@crankykong5836 6 жыл бұрын
The Shin Godzilla music made this incredible! Edit: Evangalion sorry... But it's still incredible!
@devilhunterradio8395
@devilhunterradio8395 4 жыл бұрын
Samething.
@DigBipper188
@DigBipper188 7 жыл бұрын
I wish /b/ and /pol/ raided my school... that would have been more fun than fuckin' math exams!!!
@avert4003
@avert4003 7 жыл бұрын
I am the representation of /b/ at my school.
@jonathantrailjr.3269
@jonathantrailjr.3269 7 жыл бұрын
I am the representation of /r9k/ at my school
@xopowoHiro
@xopowoHiro 7 жыл бұрын
I am the representation of /pol/ and /r9k/ in my school.
@turtleofpride4572
@turtleofpride4572 7 жыл бұрын
I was the /x/phile in my school.
@hushroll
@hushroll 7 жыл бұрын
You know this didn't actually happen, right?
@Skar_8685
@Skar_8685 7 жыл бұрын
is this death note ?
@toaster9922
@toaster9922 7 жыл бұрын
no, this is patrick
@9000k4
@9000k4 7 жыл бұрын
No, this is Patrick
@soleilplays5252
@soleilplays5252 7 жыл бұрын
Skar what if it was... DUN DUN DUN!!
@makh7383
@makh7383 7 жыл бұрын
Soleil Plays no, this is patrick
@makh7383
@makh7383 7 жыл бұрын
Ya goof
@iansahleen1173
@iansahleen1173 2 жыл бұрын
Believed it all before the 4chan army was called in. But ultimately it doesn’t matter if it’s real because it shall go down in legend either way.
@TheEventHorizon909
@TheEventHorizon909 6 жыл бұрын
Make this a movie this is epic.
@whynot4623
@whynot4623 7 жыл бұрын
This like Death Note
@mnitzah4459
@mnitzah4459 7 жыл бұрын
But better
@SolZaer
@SolZaer 6 жыл бұрын
Dirty cop looking for the dirty cop. I thought of Death Note when he said that but irl
@liamanderson7082
@liamanderson7082 6 жыл бұрын
Manga, Anime, or Netflix Adaptation?
@jimvenanzio6561
@jimvenanzio6561 6 жыл бұрын
As long as it isn't the Netflakes adaptation, yes. just yes.
@b_a_n_s_h_e_e9054
@b_a_n_s_h_e_e9054 7 жыл бұрын
Brad disliked the video.
@TheManOnGuitar4000
@TheManOnGuitar4000 7 жыл бұрын
with 191 accounts.
@tripwire3992
@tripwire3992 7 жыл бұрын
Existential Crisis brad and the offended sjw's "HE SAID TARD AGGGHHHHHHGGHHHHHH!!!! DISLIKE" sums it up
@floppaquest4916
@floppaquest4916 7 жыл бұрын
Omg metroid music. Also make your voice quieter by cutting out your vocals cords
@cmdrfrosty3985
@cmdrfrosty3985 6 жыл бұрын
The Eva music was pretty great
@gwupxd
@gwupxd 4 жыл бұрын
I know that this is fake, but the msic in this video combined with the amazing text always gives me chills. Especially at the end! So amazingly good. I've been watching this video around 3 times a year since its release and it never gets old! It's a good tradition :D
@FroggyRibbits
@FroggyRibbits 6 жыл бұрын
wait if there was a big event where 4chan actually showed up to this school, does that prove this all happened? or does the thread not exist?
@PunishedCreepswork4
@PunishedCreepswork4 6 жыл бұрын
i was going to be surprised that you believe this is real, but then i saw your profile picture and it all made sense.
@FroggyRibbits
@FroggyRibbits 6 жыл бұрын
@@PunishedCreepswork4 you know what I should really change that
@tohruhigashitaka8428
@tohruhigashitaka8428 7 жыл бұрын
Yooo this is better than catfish man
@terrycrews875
@terrycrews875 7 жыл бұрын
Halo and payday music Hell fucking yeah
@lionemoji4756
@lionemoji4756 7 жыл бұрын
did u just call Brazzers BRAZE-ERS?
@theincursion5898
@theincursion5898 6 жыл бұрын
the 4chan crusade near the end proves that 4chan is truly the final boss of the internet
@Elmota64
@Elmota64 2 жыл бұрын
**claps and sheds tears of happiness** BRAVO! BRAVO!! BRAVO!!!
@zgtv5905
@zgtv5905 7 жыл бұрын
This had me up all night worth the 24 minuets
@atlasplissken9284
@atlasplissken9284 7 жыл бұрын
a true legend
@baylego
@baylego 7 жыл бұрын
A real hero A real human bean
@yocats9974
@yocats9974 7 жыл бұрын
>Enters a school room dressed as a nazi extremist >Jumps on table >Everyone is watching >Scream *PRAISE KEEEEEK*
@cripplingdepression8889
@cripplingdepression8889 6 жыл бұрын
"nazi extremist" Yeah unlike all of those nazi moderates
@candlelitsmiles
@candlelitsmiles 6 жыл бұрын
14:48 The NGE music made me die because it fits perfectly here.
@soggypineconefalloutlorema397
@soggypineconefalloutlorema397 6 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best videos I've ever watched!
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