4chan Stories: The I.T. "Wizard"

[@PunishedCreepswork4]

because of the length of this video, im going to put greentexts on hold, want to work on some other projects for the channel, get that motivation back up. see you on the other side.

[@ATSucks1]

You stay classy creepswork.

[@weinerhutjunior6311]

Punished Creepswork greentext youtubers are underated

[@sleepwalks8810]

WuT nO gReEnTeXtS?

[@ViolenceDevil_SDM]

Wow creepswork sold out this is so sad can we get 1000 trillion like

[@nickries2256]

Can we get "Download adobe reader" on a shirt?

[@MrCmon113]

If he had studied Computer Science, he'd know just to google the solution.

[@person1860]

Nah, that shows way too much competency

[@klobiforpresident2254]

Relevant XKCD: 979.

[@Shadow77999]

True

[@eggysmelly]

Stackoverflow if need be

[@MissKellyBean]

@@klobiforpresident2254 awww yeah! Thank you for reminding me about XKCD! Haven't thought about that in years :-D

[@thenickel7]

I.T. guy is just the 21st century plague doctor.

[@brertt8350]

thenickel7 YES

[@Noahthelasercop]

*21st century schizoid man

[@Leon-sj5nb]

adobe reader is fire

[@JimmyTurner]

thenickel7 check out the scp plague doctor

[@puzotepoth752]

A Hideous Cube king crimson?

[@rockwoodzapper]

His S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats are: Strength 3 Perception 6 Endurance 4 Charisma 3 Intelligence 1 Agility 3 Luck 10

[@deviantartguy0]

RockwoodZapper I feel like Charisma ought to be a 5 (He got thorough several arguments with just finger guns), but apt judgement otherwise.

[@ooga1]

is this fallout 3 and below or fallout 4 and above its 30 points

[@x2xstudios]

no plz the A is for adobe

[@ryancox3211]

RockwoodZapper I feel intelligence would be higher. Not book smarts but ingenuity

[@Chris-jw8vm]

Lol. My most recent Fallout 4 character had 2 luck and 1 intelligence. Went for a no vats survival permadeath run so I sunk the points into 10 endurance. Ended up quitting after realising that nothing short of a fatman could kill me by that point. I had 3 ranks of life giver so my hp would completely regen from 1% to max in under two minutes plus the extra health life fiver gives and buffjet and psychojet got me through the rest. And I had ballistic weave that and undergarments so the challenge was gone. Bit of a shame because those first 20 or so levels where a fucking blast. Had to put so much thought and caution into every encounter.

[@GoldenGoblinSupport]

"all i do is get yelled at and download adobe reader" Yeah that's IT in a nutshell. I would know.

[@StarboyXL9]

Wow, so all of IT is just clueless morons with the luck of Kazuma from Konosuba

[@GoldenGoblinSupport]

i mostly googled how to fix the shit with my phone.

[@Pink_Noodle]

Half the battle is knowing how to internet, which most who didn't grow up surrounded with tech never learned how to do

[@Sypaka]

Pfft, IT does suck. So you work at a local IT shop where you repair laptops and towers. This fat guy comes in, "his laptop broke". You open the lid and look at the keyboard. There is a few sticky stains and he immediately says, it's a soda. Ok, we can repair water damages to a certain degree. Guy walks off. Get the laptop to the basement. Open this shit up. Get hit by a wierd stench. Suppress the gag. Unscrew a bit more to reveal cause of damage, while trying not to breath through the nose. Suddenly refuse to work on it anymore. Almost threw up in mouth finding it. Guy jizzed big time on his laptop, it soaked through and hit the PCB, corroding it. Yuck.

[@tygonmaster]

Joel Gawne "IT person" just means "people with a lot of patience to google shit" most of the time. I worked as IT this passed year. I know some stuff, but at least half the shit I googled. IT is more about putting up with bullshit and retarded coworkers that will actively be vague because they do not want to look dumb by saying the wrong thing.

[@shaneirwin9461]

Awesome. IT guy for nearly 20yrs. Yes I have 'played' with people like this. It's fun on the boring days, or for people you do not like. Some guy came to me one day asking for help, I didn't like him so I said "After lunch?" Then he yelled, so I moved very close to his face and said "You know, we IT people read everyone's emails" The look on his face...... Never heard from him since, kept nice and quiet. He even sent other workers to ask for my help on his behalf. I still wonder ........... what was in that guy's emails?

[@klobiforpresident2254]

Maybe you should have read them to find out. Then again, how do we know you aren't just playing dumb? ;-)

[@Blazemoth]

Klobi for President XD messing with the exchange server is easily trackable and you may get into trouble.

[@iloveplasticbottles]

Cheese pizza

[@MasterCode86]

you are a poor it guy if you don't actually have that guys emails to read, reading people emails its fun, specially if your company hire lots of men. I rule my office through a combination of food bribes and the ability to make everyone know everything about anyone emails anytime, anyplace. No one messes with me for i am the guy that gets the good donuts but also the guy that can get you fired. to quote a dead vine - "hell yea, i have the power of god!"

[@thenew4559]

This is why I try to be nice to people as a general policy, lest I make powerful enemies who can mess with me without my knowing.

[@InquisitorShepard]

"I lost to team rocket 10 minutes ago" He just lost to underleveled ratatas and zubats basically. This is sad.

[@AnnettineReale]

What if he said Team rocket, but he was fighting Giovanni.

[@dasirrlicht5415]

how does one underlevel a zubat?

[@hugedickerinokripperino5299]

Zubat op

[@TheAnon03]

If his baselevel was "lost to Team Rocket" then everything else was a big step up for him.

[@mrbeastmode842]

Don't forget Meowth my dude

[@jayive34]

I still have Google Chrome named as Google Ultron.

[@iloveplasticbottles]

There's a legit chrome build called Google Ultron

[@zimmy8432]

used by nasa

[@nadrojiskool]

That link is gold. "Ultron is the first browser to ship with Ask toolbar by default!" Now that's what I look for in a browser!

[@tf3confirmedbuthv54]

Googultron

[@klobiforpresident2254]

@@theophysicist5631 Thank God they keep me safe from the Jitterbug gang!

[@StrangeQuark]

The most underqualified millenial with a slight inkling of how putor works v. Every baby boomer corporation

[@xXx_Oshino_xXx]

This is why windows exists folks.

[@Nick-kw9oz]

"I just give them finger guns until they walk away" "is this even legal" Im dying.

[@lanoche]

As an Ex-IT I've had the exact problems as he did. This is why I learned back in my IT days NEVER to give a specific time frame to finish stuff because people will expect it to be done at so and so time. After that I always said; "It will be done when it's done." Or Bullshit my way around it since some of the problems they never teach you in college and only Google can help you.

[@klobiforpresident2254]

Relevant XKCD: 1658.

[@sirsparkelz5863]

28:38 "we are brothers, IT brothers"

[@zacharyloucks1366]

Is this what Hackerman did after school?

[@DarkTungstenGaming]

Zachary Loucks some say he continues to download Adobe reader to this day

[@samuelalhyjeeden53]

I have a head cannon that that is what hackman did.

[@Sean-ov4yo]

Yes

[@ignatius7979]

Zachary Loucks fuck me what if it was the same guy tho

[@theassholenamedochoss9425]

Thats what I was thinking

[@Reduxalicious]

"Tell me your sob stories Cougar Woman" Lost it

[@MalachiCo0]

As a former, relatively incompetent IT assistant, this level of incompetence actually really upsets me

[@surreysmith]

Take solace in the fact that it is probably all fictional.

[@toatrika2443]

you never know

[@aceman0000099]

Its factional

[@anima94]

It's probably half real and half fiction

[@deviantartguy0]

It's just a fraction of fiction.

[@robnewbold644]

As an actual IT guy, I can say that this story is complete made up bullshit, but it's funny as hell and clearly the guy has worked in IT before. Some of the events are spot on.

[@stevenschnepp576]

I don't know, it sounds an awful lot like FedEx IT.

[@gokikuburi8653]

What'd you expect? It's from effing 4chan

[@biscuitgidoni2804]

Other people who are it are saying this is pretty accurate

[@tabumain629]

@@biscuitgidoni2804 It's fifty/fifty Like you can literally tell people anything you want and they will believe it, you just have to be confident and tell them with a straight face when you're talking to them and they will put you on a Podest. The other times you just Google stuff if they want help and then spend more time than you should on fixing something that would Actually take 2 minutes or smth. But yeah you can see that the story is really exaggerated, but it's really funny everytime I see it

[@FieldMarshalFeels]

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

[@ForgetfulHatter]

as much as its joked about....turning it off and on does like...fucking 99% of the time fix the issue. it mostly stems from people leaving their computers running for like 3 weeks. i remember a main server computer was left running for 4 months. *ahem* >finally restart it. > windows is preparing to configure update 1 of 200.

[@chikendagr8994]

Forgetful Hatter A server is meant to run for longer than 4 months though. They should really only be restarted every 6 months.

[@catseye10000]

wholy shit I can do that and more. where do I get an IT job

[@BBMMTR]

>someone had this because their laptop ran out of power >after restart it's configuring a billion updates >they fucking force it off >it actually bricks windows 7 wew laddy

[@jeffwells641]

Turning the machine off and on again is pretty much never "the fix". If you "fixed" the problem, it wouldn't happen again. It will, however, almost always get you running again, until the problem pops up again. It's also entirely possible that that you are not in a position to actually fix the problem, so power cycling is the only answer. You should seriously reconsider your hardware/software choices if that is the situation though.

[@braith117]

Jeffery Wells I disagree. I have one department that had fairly consistent problems with their PC's running slow until I told them to just restart their computers once a week, and all they run is Word and Chrome.

[@TheSilkKing1]

When in doubt, download Adobe Reader.

[@serbian_knife_fight]

Khalil Huey When that doesn’t work, turn it on and off again.

[@apotato2068]

Then just give up...

[@romanofpeterborough4153]

when in doubt put horseshoe

[@prolainen8997]

when in doubt, whip it out

[@glassedmemories3373]

Or yellow HACKEEEERS!!!!

[@AntonioKowatsch]

I laughed so hard at this because I used to be an IT guy. Especially the part with the Google Captchas got me. So relatable. Once you send too many requests to the Google servers you'll get flagged as a bot (and that's when they punish you with captchas).

[@PyraHydrokorra]

god damn, what's this "adobe reader" i'm hearing so much about. sounds like the holy grail of all programs.

[@Sypaka]

It's a piece of bloated shit, running in the background eating ressources. Deny to install. Either open PDF with chrome or get Foxit Reader.

[@MrLastlived]

It's a pdf reader/maker/editer. Unfortunately, every office job on earth universally decided PDFs are the greatest invention since the refrigerator and as such use it everywhere for everything

[@ShiningDarknes]

Basically it is only a thing office ITs ever have to deal with....and yes unfortunately the solution to almost all of the problems you encounter with it is to just force-quit and restart it or re-install it. And chrome is only good for reading pdf files, not editing them, well no significant edits at least, not like the pro version (paid version) of reader. But yeah foxit can also do what it does.

[@anttimaki8188]

sigh... i have tried to send my job hours with everything under the face of unholy microsoft. Nah, "can you send these lists in pdf?". so every other week, i boot my openoffice, change the days off the 2 week sheet, import as pdf, and send it to my boss and my (had to be retired 5 years ago) pay calculator. Could make it all to macro, but i like my booze and the occasional sick days.

[@nicolasnamed]

I love this greentext but seriously why didn't Anon try googling all the shit he didn't know like cmon man it's not that hard

[@samdeshler]

Because he couldn't solve the captcha

[@kcvanderpool]

Because the server had a virus.

[@winterwackoreborn3864]

Steven Seagal Weeaboo King he was the virus

[@Ohushi]

Becuase the isp

[@Vandyno]

Adobe Reader always prevailed

[@artyomsaveli9681]

>Run back in to the server room >Play hotline miami in the back for a few hours Ah, a man of culture, I see.

[@maow-tty-archive]

This is definitely the second installment of Hackerman. Both stories have people who aren't actually skilled at technology. Both stories have a twist where they have to investigate themselves. (Even the same analogy, Dirty Cop Investigating the Dirty Cop)

[@kilroy5680]

4 years later but i watched both, i saw that similarity too

[@IwasMikeOTR]

This fucking video I love it. I remember when I first read this a few years back I renamed Chrome to Ultron as a result

[@jonstechchannel]

I just renamed it Google Ultron on all my systems lol

[@ferrarifailure9793]

20:29 Were they attacked by the vicious hacker, 4chan?

[@Bysentenial]

no, the jitterbug gang. Don't you listen?

[@gregoryredacted1054]

More like, hackman

[@JimJones-ih1er]

Who will stop this hacker H E C A N ' T. K E E P. G E T T I N G. A W A Y. W I T H. I T

[@Bonker_]

GOD I HATE THAT GREEN FROG

[@albertkops2459]

The system administrator?

[@Duskaria]

>no IT knowledge besides games 20:20 >I set up a bitcoin mining rig Sure anon, sure

[@what.bidding]

>day 57 >Dad came in cause his laptop was slow >opens task manager >sees a bunch of processes >starts deleting them left and right >computer starts fucking up >I restart it hoping it would fix the problem >still fucked >with no spares of the same model I start searching youtube >find a tutorial of how to reset it back to factory >I have just found one of the most powerful techniques known to all IT kind > tells Dad it was hacked, had a virus and needed to be wiped >Dad tells the office how i stopped an attack >gets praised by everyone

[@Akranejames]

So... he's basically an IT saboteur. Also, IT actually ends up sounding incredibly easy in this. Almost makes my lazy ass want to pick up the job.

[@michaelkelly3158]

It IS easy.. haven't you seen The IT Crowd?

[@redsquirrel3893]

Only if everyone else in the office genuinly has 0 tecnical knowlage.

[@gokin]

Breakfix IT is about as easy as this. It's 90% knowing how to google.

[@gun123456zak]

I work alongside IT as a software engineer and most of the time they're either installing software on people's laptops or watching anime or KZbin but god forbid some server goes down they'll be called in in the middle of the night to fix it

[@kimailis]

if you do, find one in a small company, not something corporate, the corporate will suck your soul out.

[@EnzolioLP]

>Downloads Adobe Reader >Works

[@jerric1228]

Normally being a Berger means your INT is pumped at the cost of CHR but this guy got the inverse, man is not meant to have such skills of persuasion.

[@mr420quickscops2]

jerric1228 Can convince a virus that it has a virus

[@joker-0723]

Youd be surprised at the odd charm people seem to get from a dead faced awkward dude once he learns eye contact and confidence.

[@jberger94]

What is a Berger?

[@refusingtoconform]

Somehow I found this video long ago in my early KZbin days, always had the memory baked into my subconscious, and when I randomly happened upon your channel again, it's all come back to me. Thanks for making me laugh, even when I forgot about the joy you brought.

[@GipGap]

I love the idea that the entire IT profession is just a ruse so random people can fuck around.

[@CollectWithRyan]

*server sets on fire* . . . "Have you tried downloading adobe reader?"

[@Vigilanchovy]

What I learned today: Download Adobe Reader.

[@Blazemoth]

And restart...

[@ShiningDarknes]

Put all points into luck

[@BillWiltfong]

Do not accept the version of this story where Anon ends up married to the hot cougar. It is lies!

[@nerd1668]

*finally, some good fucking food*

[@NPC-fr6wo]

10 chickens nuggets is indeed a fine ransom.

[@raphaellauf7786]

Hackman all grown up

[@TheDuked]

My dad works in IT and has a phrase called "Picnic" Problem In Chair, Not In Computer. I use this philosophy every time I'm tackling an IT 'problem'

[@joshrademacher9167]

#downloadadobereader

[@Hellsong89]

Hiss! Dont leak trade secrets!

[@poisonousgovernmentsnow6767]

this damn "IT music" makes it just so hilarious

[@danielmena2800]

Hey I read this before it was on here because everyone cares!

[@someyoutuber3394]

Daniel Mena neato

[@James-sh8mu]

Good for you

[@Kyojuro_rengoku_king22]

Punished Creepswork I get to 20:54 and realize...this is Hackman after college! We found Hackman, Creepswork!

[@PunishedCreepswork4]

*que halo 3 piano music*

[@actualFix]

In the end He did become the IT Hating users, and finding less joy in his job

[@ToastyTastyPancakes]

This is why jobs need to train their employees.

[@Tears_of_Isha]

“We are brothers he and I”

[@reubenrobertson8707]

video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix my self a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness. My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video. She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer. So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it.

[@pigslam]

Hehe funeeeeeeeeeeseee

[@RealiciousDe]

that was great

[@josefdavis1608]

you just won the internet

[@viffaria]

man, is this oc? did you really bother to write all of that?

[@reubenrobertson8707]

Victor Faria nah I don't have the time to do something like that

[@mranderson9553]

The fact that he found a similar person makes this story so much better

[@vesleengen]

I.T guy here. I fucking hate the flirting gougers. They tease your balls all day for you to give them all your attention but you will never have the chance to tap it. When I started at my company age 20 I almost instantly had 50 gougers calling me directly almost on daily basis, buypassing normal IT support numbers just to get to me. After 9 years all I've gotten is a hug here and there. Even after home visits late at night to fix printers and wiffi, having them stand there in a bikini.

[@BendySnowball]

Printer: is visibly broken, hand prints and broken ink cartridges IT: Hmmm, oh I know, this is a problem with the network, its not on the wifi!

[@technicality1799]

shouldve just renamed google chrome to google ultron

[@speedymemes8127]

What is so funny, is that chkdsk is a command line tool to look at a computer's filesystem (i.e. hard drives) not an error message saying to check the CD drive. But behold, the issue was to check the disk drive for fucking bread crumbs. 10/10 IT support.

[@BluecoreG]

Adobe Reader sucks. Chrome can read PDFs faster and without the S U C C

[@johnobrennan8612]

Bluecore Yeah but it automatically installs updates to all Adobe extensions and plugins and we can't have that.

[@esoteric6178]

Bluecore the only problem is that Chrome sucks.

[@irontale1834]

I am an IT guy and I can Ass *~Updates adobe~* ure you that you don*~restarts computer~* 't need Chrome. *~blocks anything that has the word "Chrome"~* ~Talks under breath in deep kind of evil voice~ I can't let any of you get some ideas. ~Speaks in cheery voice~ OK that's all, it should be good. You know where I'll be if there is anymore problems ~Smiles and walks away~

[@stmarkus112]

foxit

[@russianbot8423]

Have you tried down loading the latest version of Adobe reader. Chrome got hacked.

[@sypher4912]

As an actual sysadmin, I'd have seen through this guy's bullshit long ago. Just check all the device logs. I'd have him fired before he could say oops.

[@gene1491]

Day 32 *there are robots afoot*

[@sherodbrown3961]

Tell me your sob stories, cougar woman. That one got me

[@Ghorda9]

can this be called cyberpunk?

[@YoutubePizzer]

jesus christ this job must suck having all these old people who don’t know what a mouse is trying to log onto google

[@5uperM]

I know this one! It's a real classic.

[@jemsterr]

BOFH - the next generation.

[@LavenderSystem69]

>To this day the company is in fucking shambles LMAO

[@spyfrog101]

Honestly didn't expect a 4chan read to be this entertaining, bravo mate

[@BlackQueenNetwork]

HAHAHHA BREAD CRUMB MACHINE I CANT

[@TurtleBobThe1st]

I'm going to read this to my kids as a bedtime story when I grow up

[@johnjavier36866]

"Have you tried turning it on and off again" the fucking classic.

[@tatsuhirosatou5513]

All he had to do was bast moonman on tge cougars computer remotely

[@pianomanhere]

Brilliant ! Thanks for the laugh. Amazing how true-to-life this is for many people.

[@McfcxEz]

Watched this at my IT job that I am basically anon. Good vid

[@normanmacfarlane6724]

Apart from it being all about computers it's a great snap of THE WORKPLACE truth LOL

[@nascentspace]

How to fix any tech problems -nap -restart machine -download adobe reader -play pokemon

[@zoopzoopzoopzoop]

God, I work in IT for a school, but I actually make sure I do work. I would kill for this guy's workload lmao.

[@wufy9]

You could only get away with most of this shit in the early 2000😂

[@russianhacker258]

I work in IT and I can promise you literally turning off and on again works 99% of the time.

[@quentinking1188]

Whether or not this is a true story it's fucking incredible and whoever wrote it is a Goddamn genius

[@sprell9420]

How to fix a computer *Step 1 : Install adobe reader* *Step 2 : it fucking works*

[@kevinowenburress2435]

People like you make people like me even more unbelievably great at my job. Because yeah there are people in IT that are just complete shit and I have imposter syndrome.

[@TheCarpenterUnion]

Fuck. Imagine listening to this as a real, unemployed IT guy. I'd have killed for a real job like this as an Easy Tech Associate at Staples, but I was way over qualified there.

[@lucariolps277]

This physically hurts to watch. I am learning to become a verified system technician. This just hurts my heart how he treats that poor server

[@mr420quickscops2]

“I have had it, with these mutherfuckin viruses on this mutherfuckin machine!”

[@Raging-Lion]

>wipe brow from face Thatfuckingimagery.jpg

[@Silonone]

The perfect birthday present. A green text story narrated by my favorite youtuber to do homework to.

[@johnwayne8734]

This is the fucking best I love it

[@T--xo2uq]

>Striking fear into the people, blocking information, causing false panics, >we live among tyrants

[@DJGeosmin]

As an I.T. guy, I was lmao the entire time.

[@LeapsofFaith1234]

I just realized I returned to the same story a year later. Still as good as before. Lots of helpful IT tips ;)

[@gwyndolin1536]

I'm in IT too...once you "do computer stuff" they think you're some sort of wizard or alien.

[@thriftjunkgaming1670]

Perhaps the greatest/worst feeling in the IT world is being the department wizard. I.E. the guy that is deferred to when the *NIX box throwing up cryptic errors again you're the only one with a beard long and grey enough to fix it.

[@Gleon115]

As someone who used to work tech support can confirm. All I did was restore back ups and restart devices. If thast didn't work set them up for a repair.

[@teaneck_]

Its like an episode of Black Mirror

[@GarryReyom]

In case anyone is wondering, Adobe Reader actually fixes a lot of problems because it’s PRI automatically configures the DMI so that the system root can activate the A1ST threads without requiring a bypass for the Admin PW, so, basically it fixes problems on accident

[@werwerqweqwe]

gr8 b8 m8

[@Goblinsharkhundredsofthem]

"My word is law" Me:*Looks at photo of the pope ordering kings to do things back in the medieval age* Me:just like the good old day

[@thaton3guy100]

This one was really good, was laughing to myself throughout the entire video

[@DisAnimated]

Reminds me of my grandparents who keep calling me about fixing there computer, one day at there house I accidentally knock a tin of push pins into there printer as it was carelessly positioned above it. Now I keep having to go there every time then need to print something as the printer won't work when it is full of pins

[@PoeLemic]

I've lived IT, and it is very similar to the above. You have no authority but lots of responsibility. And, everyone blames you ...

[@HatsuneInku]

Rest in peace tales from 4chan

[@JohnJoel]

We are IT brothers him and I. That story was amazing

[@Ty-Hys]

Already Tech Savy, Now I want to Become It

[@icesensemadness]

I laughed out loud so much, this was the best green text story ever. I appreciate it. You do good narration too, I didn't pick up on any mistakes unlike the other guys who do these green text narrations, nothing too obvious or I was just having a blast laughing. It's been years since I laughed like that so thanks.

[@emtbecca2395]

*I AM......* *I.T.*

[@brunolambie663]

"I am the fucking dirty cop on the force who's tasked with finding the dirty cop" Is this the same guy from the Pooping Bandit greentext?

[@mayor4797]

Why are there so many Arabic videos recommended

[@duckyconchotheoriginal4896]

Mayor of Smashville mia khelfi vids

[@0404chrisjz]

Thats your recommended homie not everybody elses lol stop watching them problem solved

[@MozrowDrops]

XD

[@erik95056]

Suspissious

[@Sammy-forgetaboutit-Tony]

Lol, had the same job, did the same shit. Ppl called me great, i called them morons "in my head"