Puyo Puyo Tetris is for E10+ everyone

[@librasuperstar3779]

Mild Suggestive Themes M I L D

[@lichtishlogistics]

69 likes nice

[@imissmyfamily894]

TheTheaterPokeball The W was upside down.

[@FlanDollette]

*M I L D*

[@somebodylikesbacon1960]

Yup totally.

[@selentric]

why did I read that in Jeremy Heere's voice

[@1nkFalcon]

THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CLEAR MY REPUTATION... *_B Y A S S A U L T I N G T H I S Y O U N G G I R L ! !_*

[@erase6138]

[Wtf face]

[@ccateni28]

Gu?

[@hypno-scream5652]

Well, he tried to kill her in his dungeon once, so...

[@durandlewis1382]

FBI OPEN UP!!

[@therealone3536]

Yes

[@bellameno2008]

Its funnier without context.

[@somebodylikesbacon1960]

Everything is funnier without context.

[@TARINunit9]

The context is usually "Schezo makes another accidental innuendo"

[@nubblesthenub9643]

"Schezo assaults a young girl _yet again_ "

[@nubblesthenub9643]

@Darris Pope and when they resist him he shall force himself upon them

[@Erasured]

@@nubblesthenub9643 Then he clears his reputation again after that

[@derthevaporeon]

His name may mean "The man who defiles the gods", but in our language it means "the man who raises the game's age rating"

[@John-jl4dl]

“Man who defiles children”

[@MrDuck-po3wy]

"The Man who defiles everything and everyone"

[@anonymousgreninja6994]

Are we talking about Schezo or Kazuma Sauto

[@GaelPuyo2424]

So true.

[@SaiyanGamer95]

Only one other time, I've seen the age rating for a game increases solely because of a single character. And frankly, Schezo is a much more palatable character. Unlike another character a know, who jacked his game's rating from T (the usual rating for the series) all the way to M.

[@Jetterz1999]

To be fair, it does say mild suggestive themes

[@neogeothomas8127]

"Mild"

[@mill2712]

The W was upside-down.

[@theivace9705]

This isn't really that bad compared to the originals.

[@dt5101961Nelon]

I like your icon. Great game.

[@Loopyboy447]

mill 27 Lol Wumbo

[@cosmic1116]

Schezo’s VA probably had tons of fun

[@JustinRed624]

T O N S O F F U N

[@durandlewis1382]

That's Ben Lepley for ya!

[@slasharrowthetimetraveling]

The bloopers are in segas fault

[@somerandomguy-3102]

i wonder how many takes they had to do (especially for 3:35)

[@Swuge]

LOADS of fun

[@goaway4443]

Schezo saying everything in the wrong way has been a running gag for a long time, especially in puyo puyo sun where witch calls him a pervert

[@teethepenguin2652]

Go away not just witch EVERYONE.

[@derthevaporeon]

It all started in a version of Madou Monogatari 2 where he would lose his head. Literally.

[@ccateni28]

@@derthevaporeon that was the horrible pc-98 version where they made it M for some reason and ruined the character designs.

[@RenShinomiya121]

@@derthevaporeon he really wanted to stick his sword into Arle. Heck, his desire is too strong, even his head still flies around trying to stick it into her. And remember.... *"I want you!"*

[@GeflGabe]

They exceeded at (re)localizing schezo character, It's still hard to believe the uped his suggestive launguage rather than censoring it.

[@theobserver4214]

Gefl Gabe The best part is that its innocent in context.

[@llSuperSnivyll]

It could have been so easy to simply translate his japanese catch-phrase (like the fan translations do) but no, they had the time of their lives making up Schezo's phrases.

[@agustin47]

I’m sad about how shigu’s localization sounds

[@Yxazel]

Im glad they did

[@LezSpringfield]

They know what we like over here

[@AFKei]

Schezo not being the thumbnail would be a crime.

[@RasenDan]

Well of course.

[@deathblowringo4168]

In the Japanese Version they call him a Pervert (Hentai in Japan)

[@nyan_eleven]

Now give me your hand

[@deathblowringo4168]

@@nyan_eleven What, Me?

[@nyan_eleven]

Ringo Andou No, just saying it too... say it

[@linkmariokirby7373]

Schezo once one an unconditional wish and wished that people would just stop calling him a pervert. That's why they call him a creeper and a weirdo instead.

[@brightcolorsarecool279]

But they refer to him as "pervert" in the japanese version tho.

[@liamfunnyman6965]

LinkMarioKirby I like to follow up his sentences with the phrase "in bed." Seriously, you could do that with just about anything this guy says! Watch. "I prefer you to scream my name when we're together." ...in bed. "Finally, you and I are going to score together!" ...in bed. "I would never rub you the wrong way!" ...in bed. ...Yeah, you get the idea. But seriously, headcanon time. It's not so much Arle's power that Schezo wants as it is her affection; he's just too shy to say so and that's why he talks like a creeper a lot of the time.

[@cjgg4885]

Liam Funnyman That reminds me of that SpongeBob episode where him and Squidward had to work overtime and SpongeBob would keep on adding "at night" to the end at every sentence.

[@liamfunnyman6965]

Oh yeah, I remember that episode!

[@andromeda_va39]

Incredible

[@chrishicks109]

as a person with no knowledge of this game i am so confused

[@sonicboy678]

It makes more sense when you look at prior installments...provided that someone can explain the stuff for you, since this is his most prominent Western appearance (few games have been officially translated and brought over).

[@calamarisunshine187]

i feel as though context will make everything unfunny but if anyone is generally curious I'll explain all the reasoning here schezo was known as a pervert throughout every game (i believe he once was found sleeping nude in a chest?) so it's sorta tradition for schezo to be seen as a pervert the suggestive themes were toned UP in the localization of PPT as well

[@Sakachi18]

Basically, everyone in the game thinks he is a pervert because he speaks in really old formal talk, and desires everyone's power. So in the Japanese version's he would say something like "Be my desire!" whenever he would meet someone he thought was strong or had an interesting power, because he desired their power. They would misinterpret what he said and became labeled as a pervert. So in the English version they just decided to make him say a bunch of different things that could be taken in dirty ways instead of having him just say "be my desire". Hope that helps. :-)

[@theobserver4214]

Lecko The Gecko in fact this was the first thing Schezo said to Arle when they met in Madou Monogatari (I.e the thing most Puyo Fans forgot or don't know about). *”I want you!"*

[@moogobIin]

timmy puts it the best way tbh

[@ScottBeebiWan]

"DAMMIT SCHEZO, THIS IS E10!"

[@thehermit8618]

Schezo? More like Schizo

[@ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782]

@Vikrinox Huh??????

[@ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782]

@Vikrinox I know what PEGI ratings are. I live in a country (The UK) that uses them. What I was saying was HOW THE HELL DID THIS GET A PEGI 3 RATING

[@TARINunit9]

Schezo: "I fail to see the problem. There is nothing in my mannerisms that children should not be exposed to. Why not tear down this whole facade around me, let them see all my talented endowments for themselves!"

[@ShadowHeartValentine]

He's why it's E10 now

[@lesbean5295]

3:26 I might N O T care for a lollipop

[@aidenmonkey3149]

Yes I care for a lollipop!!

[@BlueFalconPunch07]

No no. That's not how you win friends.

[@TheStrikeofGod]

Insert whatever you like!

[@nubblesthenub9643]

"He and I are definitely not sleeping together"

[@theobserver4214]

Les Bean *NUT*

[@dukinukireal]

0:42 this man singlehandedly bumped the game's age rating up just by using poor word choices

[@karelmirim5547]

Ehh, he didn't. Still E

[@SSDARKPIT]

It's E10+.

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

@@karelmirim5547 He didn't bump it a full age rating. Just to 10+.

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

To be fair, literally one out of place thing will raise age rating: it is based on the most explicit scenes of a game, not how it is overall.

[@Y337n3ss]

He also wants a single hand

[@boynextdoorman]

"He's resisting? I shall force myself upon him." This is messed up...

[@wallycastagnir]

Boy Next Door more messed up then "assulting this young girl"?

[@imissmyfamily894]

Wally Castagnir Even more messed up than “Insert whatever you like!”?

[@hiy0u]

Even more messed up than "under the covers?"

[@frannielmartinez]

LuberCuber Oooooh- WAIT WHAT?

[@imissmyfamily894]

LuberCuber Even more messed up than ‘Finally we are going to score together!’?

[@KeeperOfTheWilds]

*slightly louder than average screaming*

[@s3kstage232]

[speechless] [speechless, continued]

[@SuperNintendoGameboy]

[Screams loud enough to be heard in the vast vacuum of space]

[@TianaTheZero]

[Crowd-gone-wild cheer]

[@ABC-ju7it]

[squee] [double-squee]

[@imissmyfamily894]

Quinn VanDemark [thinking sounds]

[@MrNAONY]

That zoom in when Klug says "Wait, WHAT!?" is perfect.

[@deniseslade5840]

I found this comment during this exact scene lol

[@acmal_8619]

I can imagin kids going back to this game 10 years later and realizing all the innuendos in it XD

[@Jardrin]

Coolmancool 74 me when listening to older music.

[@RenShinomiya121]

@@Jardrin BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM LET'S HAVE SOME FUN TOGETHER FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER.

[@GhaniKeSawah]

i think they would already understand

[@Archiv1st]

When I first played this game I was around 10 and looking back on it I completely missed everything.

[@Inferno144]

Schezo's character trait that he doesn't really understand the FULL meaning of words is charming....and hilarious. To him, and to his credit it makes sense, these are correct sentences and statements hes saying. Hes just...saying them at the wrong place and the wrong time. If anything, we and everyone else in the game have our minds in the gutter.

[@jachannel3995]

*SCHEZO'S STORY IS FULL OF WRONG FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY*

[@enriquevilla6116]

*WHY ARE WE BOLDING CAPITALIZED L E T T E R S ?*

[@enriquevilla6116]

The chain has *R E T U R N E D*

[@enriquevilla6116]

Forgot to bold those *B U D D Y*

[@enriquevilla6116]

Schezo is *G A Y*

[@YOYO44BANG]

@@enriquevilla6116 *I DON'T KNOW*

[@djoshawott2850]

Somehow, you made Schezo's scene even better...

[@calebmelee9786]

*_i prefer you to scream my name when we're together_*

[@RenShinomiya121]

hot.

[@SolCresta3405]

0:31 - Can’t stop laughing my ass off at Tee smiling and lifting his eyebrows.

[@mallows9779]

What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said: *_T o c l e a r y o u r r e p u t a t i o n, y o u m u s t f i r s t a s s a u l t a y o u n g g i r l_*

[@postalplayingpyromain]

Easy, i will just punch myself.

[@supermariobro93]

2:43 "Ah, okay." 🙂 ................ _"Wait,_ *WHAT?!?!"* 😰

[@TheSentientCloud]

You completely forgot to include the last scene with the Dark Prince fantasizing about himself and Arle. "LET'S CUDDLE" "That's so sudden! Someone might catch us?" "I WANT SOMEONE TO CATCH US." Isn't the Dark Prince supposed to be Satan and thousands of years old? Isn't Arle in late middle to early high school? WTF lol

[@TheSentientCloud]

There's one voice line where he talks about punishing some character "for a few centuries" so like... he's at least a few millennia old if he just casually talks about 300 year punishments.

[@dreamcorewarlock]

Arle is 16. Satan is thousands/millions of years old.

[@durandlewis1382]

In that case,FBI OPEN UP!!

[@thenonexistinghero]

@@dreamcorewarlock She's legal, that's all that matters.

[@dreamcorewarlock]

thenonexistinghero ....in Japan...

[@maccheese972]

*M I N E C R A F T I S F O R E V E R Y O N E*

[@turnersgaming]

10+

[@TheCosmicHiroshi]

Mac Cheese *insert horny minecraft intros*

[@TheCosmicHiroshi]

*INSERT LEGIT MINECRAFT TENTACLE HENTAI*

[@logl911]

Well if Mojang says it it must be true *hears cave noises* I have heard many things but that thing it scares me

[@Syphrilyn]

"Who says that... POTENTIAL CREEPERS THATS WHO!"

[@ciberkid22]

Schezo: "Does anyone else hear this guy? Why am *I* the creeper?" Also Schezo: "Finally! We are going to score together!"

[@tunatezer8902]

Fanbase: You think this is funny? SEGA: In a cosmic sorta way, yes. Fanbase: Well Mr. Funny Man, *(shows Schezo)* is this how you get your sick kicks? SEGA: What, it's just an ordinary charac- *(assaulting young girl scene appears)* OH MY GOODNESS! WRITERS!

[@postalplayingpyromain]

SEGA: The only company that can sexualize innocent things better than DeviantART can.

[@Zack_Zander]

You just have to think, they actually have a voice actor who spoke all of these line out loud...

[@mickyazulay1386]

@@Zack_Zander And people at the writing section ALL had to say "Yup. That line is completely fine."

[@jacobrzeszewski6527]

Micky Azulay No, they were probably laughing their asses off between recordings.

[@michaeltan7625]

I thought it was funny. Did other people not find it funny?

[@daniellemurnett2534]

"I will clear my reputation by assaulting this little girl" -Schezo "I will have my way with her" -Also Schezo, talking about previous little girl

[@Mark-tq7bf]

To be honest it is how Arle remembers him. And that makes it even worse

[@makenziejones03]

The editing makes this funnier than it should be 😂😂😂

[@darniusstudios5139]

Puyo Puyo Tetris: *Rated E10+* Schezo and his out-of-context dialogue: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

[@thehermit8618]

You can just TELL the VAs were having a blast dubbing this

[@welon17]

So... In the old games... Schezo had this habit of saying stuff that would imply romantic interests towards Arle Nadja. Things like: "I won't let Satan marry Arle while I can object." But as the series progressed and tried to make it more funny, some japanese writers thought: "Yup, this has comedic potential, let's just turn it up to 11, out of possible 5."

[@mr_censordbleeps7395]

0:50 H E Y

[@VentusDoesStuff_Legacy]

WHO GOES THERE? EXPOSE YOURSELF ! ~ Schezo the Creep Mage

[@soratheorangejuicemascot5809]

"Its time to clear my reputation by assaulting this young girl!"

[@mozzarella_sticks1453]

Headcanon from a person that never played the game: Schezo doesn't actually know what sex is

[@magolor-3100]

Make's sense. But he probably know because he is 100+

[@Mark-tq7bf]

I think he knows. Is just that he doesn't think about it that much. I think the only times he talked about sex was when he had to listen to Rulue simping over Satan (?)

[@sonicrunn3r895]

0:39 And the award for best visual pun goes to.....

[@theprofesser9797]

And I’m called weird when I say this game is sexual

[@andromeda_va39]

Who the heck is calling you weird for that?!

[@boopsdoops]

Imagine being called weird for saying the truth lmaooo

[@GhaniKeSawah]

you: 1:29

[@sersmiles1635]

3:03 love this line so much

[@Andyblarg]

Love how Klug wraps up what everyone is thinking in two words at 2:44

[@ShayminLover492]

2:18 Congratulations! Your character is colourblind!

[@guythatdosethingssometimes2651]

But it is red

[@hoticeisnice1354]

Shaymin Lover well it *WAS* red

[@postalplayingpyromain]

I mean, it is a SEGA game and to be fair SEGA did make G.U.N colorblind in Sonic Adventure 2.

[@xavepaulus5783]

ITS BLUE

[@belbercike2344]

it's the UI being transparent-blue.

[@LunaPrincessNinjato]

I needed a good laugh and the editing was amazing

[@RasenDan]

Luna PrincessNinjato thank yo very much

[@liamfunnyman6965]

YES! YES! Someone did the "Creeper" visual pun!!!

[@accuratememin]

Schezo is a goldmine of lines, and I love him.

[@Terumimi]

Ah, OK. *_W A I T W H A T!?!?_*

[@MrMariosonicman]

welp. I found the best version of this video now XD :favs:

[@RasenDan]

Aw thanks!

[@Ze_eT]

"Insert what you like!" "MILD SUGGESTIVE THEMES"

[@loupaulo1205]

*my fists have longed to tangle with you* -Rulue

[@ABC-ju7it]

"It's time for me to clear my reputation, BY ASSAULTING THIS YOUNG GIRL!" "I just want to examine him, all over." "I want what's inside you" "I would never rub you the wrong way!" "PREPARE FOR THE CLIMAX!" That's just *SOME* of Schezo's _questionable_ quotes. E10+ ... *MILD SUGGESTIVE THEMES* smh...

[@Agent_Ness]

MrMariosonicman sig runs away and schezo tells him why are you running? Why are you running?!

[@failedatmakingasandwich423]

I like how out of context this is. It makes the game seem more messed up than it actually is.

[@boopsdoops]

arle is straight-up just fought for by like 3 people the whole friggin time, it's pretty funny

[@-indigo-8769]

3:48 why was a discontent housewife the first image I got in my head seeing Sig’s face with that dialogue

[@jacobrzeszewski6527]

Karen’s climax is when she gets the cash back AND a gift card from the manager.

[@bluberrydee6205]

"insert whatever you like" this dude is a genius

[@RhythicManRhythm]

And it'll be more than simple manners.

[@Screwy]

This is your reminder that in Madou Monogatari 2, he gets violently decapitated by Arle his head still fights after the matter

[@postalplayingpyromain]

And it shows the blood too oh goddd

[@Amnesia1998]

"THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CLEAR MY REPUTATION... BY ASSAULTING THIS YOUNG GIRL!!!"

[@GoingsOn]

“He’s resisting? I shall force myself upon him.” My favorite line.

[@InternetRiceBoy]

*”My fists have longed to T A N G L E with you.”*

[@postalplayingpyromain]

*n-no thanks*

[@somaidraws2743]

I love how the “night in shining armor” is the one making all the dirty jokes

[@tunatezer8902]

Schezo: I prefer you to scream my name when we're together. Yakko: *blows kiss* Goodnight everybody! Schezo: GO BACK TO ANIMANIACS

[@zi-on5zb]

E rating: exists schezo: im bout to end this mans whole career

[@KingHalbatorix]

3:45 they didn't actually write the line that way, did they? You edited that, right? ... Right?

[@RasenDan]

Who knows : )

[@strawberrycake3474]

he did

[@helpercar]

KingHalbatorix There is a slightly different color background on the text

[@captainegg2672]

If you look closely the font is slightly different from the rest of the text, So thankfully it's fake.

[@Zack_Zander]

KingHalbatorix Oh God lost it at the second Right

[@alterlait2601]

"I WILL NEVER RUB YOU THE WRONG WAY."

[@zwxn123]

Believe it or not, this is actually a tetris-style puzzle game.

[@postalplayingpyromain]

The story is legit the best part though, just for these idiotic blurbs.

[@gieziquinones1350]

No actually is Puyo Puyo Style Bruh. They implemented Tetris in Puyo Puyo, not Puyo Puyo in Tetris.

[@zeipheil]

Sig's "I don't give a fuck" attitude just sells it for me.

[@amb3rrif1c]

It's worse and funnier because Schezo's canonically 180 years old

[@postalplayingpyromain]

I am so glad someone else finally noticed this. And Arle is 16 as well so uh *no sega no*

[@amb3rrif1c]

The Female Devil Schezo's age makes every ship with him bad. Dude's ancient! He's way older than everyone else in the cast... Except Satan. 100,000 year old Satan.

[@dr.rodabthicc]

I think that's only in a non-cannon book.

[@PeruvianPotato]

His age is unknown as the original source for that "180" number is from a work widely believed to be non canon to most MM fans

[@someoneusedtobeknown2645]

UHH. THAT BEGINNING IS.......

[@jacobrzeszewski6527]

Climactic

[@moonbeam8406]

Very not E for everyone without context

[@marche800]

This is like if Ishimaru had no understanding of sexual innuendo.

[@KuroDCupu]

Summary without context : Ever since Schezo had one night stand with Sig, he couldn't calm his dark sword even after assaulting the girls he battled with.

[@abdbma917]

3:21 Lemres 😏 : might ya care for a lollipop? Schezo 😡 : I might NOT care for a lollipop 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexanderthomas-owen613]

2:18 Nice edit.

[@santiagokeem2049]

3:15 Schezo:*Wink*. Me:DON'T WINK AT ME YOU CREEPER-

[@Terumimi]

Schezo Please don't mess with my bug boi

[@postalplayingpyromain]

@Ghost Girl In Lumiose Exsqueeze me since when was Klug at a legal drinking age??

[@TheBlondeDude1]

As a person who's started playing through the Madou Monogatari games, and is on the 2nd one, I can 100% confirm this is always how Schezo has been portrayed and misunderstood by everyone in that world. Its happened so much I cannot help but feel sorry for him now. Especially since they seem to have increased the amount of times he makes awkward comments.

[@durandlewis1382]

0:35 Tee's shout out to Burger King!

[@Vincento-san]

3:45 Literally killed me.

[@tunatezer8902]

1:07 *Careless Whisper plays*

[@Mark-tq7bf]

Now that I think about it apart from Satan some of Arle's nightmares must be Schezo's fault xD

[@Tracks777]

Lovely content! Keep it up!

[@RasenDan]

I will!

[@chickenfillet4608]

Lovely comment! Keep it up!

[@DededesuccALT]

Sig: uhhh i think i need an adult Schezo: i am an adult kid.... ;))))))

[@SoppoMod]

This game's English version is like the spiritual successor of Ghost Stories

[@babymariochannel8087]

Sig:exist Schezo: hippity hoppity poppity your left hand is my property

[@grill999]

"I just want to examine him all over!"

[@robertbernard7844]

2:08 Ultimate Mood

[@nazogirl1127]

Amitie: "You're a bad man!" Schezo: "Ha! Is that what you think? I just want to ask Sig for his hand!" Me: "Uhhhh.... Congratulations 😅👏?" Lol 😂😁

[@mineboom7377]

0:37 XD OMG THAT WAS BRILLIANT

[@stardustsoul5582]

Poor guy He doesn’t even know he is saying sexual stuff

[@robumvirren]

Mild suggestive themes *I N S E R T W H A T E V E R Y O U L I K E*

[@sjch1994]

Schezo's English VA is so good in this role!!

[@Rob23765]

Poor Arle, being subject to so much sexual tension...

[@dreamcorewarlock]

She isn't safe from Witch, either.

[@austinreed7343]

Cheshiretroid ... in bed.

[@vitmaster2130]

Has Schezo ever said anything normal?

[@nubblesthenub9643]

"Hey!"...that's probably it

[@postalplayingpyromain]

"Here's my Tetris!" And every other attack quote

[@TunaBear64]

I don’t think

[@navyhasnoclevertitle328]

He says a few normal-ish things in this game, and in the other japanese titles he says far, FAR less innuendos.

[@RenTheNightCat]

With 69 likes...

[@amakusashooter]

3:51 the entire plot of dmc5

[@crome2021]

Schezo is my spirit animal.

[@mushroom4466]

I immediately knew when he said "son of a glitch" that they were trying to sneak in a bit of an adult joke. Clever

[@RandomGuy-zl5sp]

The dialogue is fucking funny. Imagine how funny the lines would be if Dr. Robotnik got a cameo in this game

[@julianspatter1905]

Schezo is all yelling,and sig is like "cool man"

[@GrandSleuth]

Mom said it’s my turn on the Arle

[@ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782]

This man is made of pure Getting Crap Past The Radar energy and I love him

[@Random_Jayden]

0:32 THE FLIP I’M-

[@AmethystLeslie]

Rated E10 for Schezo.

[@Diembee]

Schezo is basically “Out of context” the character

[@StarBird06]

Of all the funny moments in this video... WHY DID THE NINTENDO SWITCH LOGO OF ALL THINGS MAKE ME LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY?!

[@StarBird06]

@Layne Krusz Did it die, or was it not fully developed yet? This was over a year ago!

[@durandlewis1382]

Did anyone else think it was funny when Tee smiled amd lifted his eyebrows?!

[@one_step_sideways]

Puyo Puyo Tetris is rated 0+ (equivalent of eC for Early Childhood) in Russia, even better

[@magolor-3100]

How, just HOW

[@one_step_sideways]

@@magolor-3100 tetris