Pyro In Love

This Rom-Com starring everyone's favorite pyromaniac will leave you with a warm feeling in your chest and a burning desire for more! Although that could just be acid reflux. You should see a doctor about that.
Proud loser of Saxxy 2012's Best Comedy catagory!
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[@thetrolldude1521]

She really wanted to axe a question

[@renalynnipal5172]

Good Joke I hope she dint screw that up

[@reginamcelhattan792]

The TrollDude whaaat

[@blackstar044]

Ha

[@user-jl4yu6zb6k]

Old jokes i say..

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

Get out.

[@plateofbacon8069]

Pyro isn't gay. Pyro isn't male. Pyro isn't female. *Pyro. Is. Pyro.*

[@robertwagner2090]

Plate Of Bacon Pyro is a- OH GOD! FIRE FIRE FIRE! AHHHHH! I'M BURNING!!

[@bobbyferg9173]

+Robert Wagner ded

[@Yogpod299]

+Plate Of Bacon Pyro is a slug. Latest update news proves this.

[@plateofbacon8069]

a... slug...? ._.

[@Yogpod299]

Plate Of Bacon A slug.

[@Lt.Longshot]

Pyro is not a boy Pyro is not a girl Pyro is a maniac with a flamethrower

[@sirknave4794]

Nathaniel Delacruz Pyro is cute

[@pupurily8297]

Pyro is Pyro

[@carno_playz5234]

Not really, watch meet the pyro. Then you can see what they really see behind the mask

[@MerasmusInSplatSourceWorld]

Third gender, LoL

[@bernitajim1504]

He is a manic with a flamethrower

[@anzu7619]

Fempyro: *Exists* Fandom: LETS MAKE IT GAY

[@JewishGoldGrab]

Comment sections: *exist* People: LETS MAKE IT GAY.

[@magikman6883]

@@JewishGoldGrab Replies: _exist_ People: LET'S MAKE IT GAY!

[@musicaman8683]

Female fictional character: *exists* Fandom: LETS MAKE IT GAY

[@cashwin45]

@@musicaman8683 Legit tho, why can't same-gender people just be friends anymore?

[@crawlingboy]

@@cashwin45 society

[@heavyweaponsguy5163]

NOW IM FEELING SAD FOR PYRO ):

[@locomastero]

She put him in the Respawn Zone.

[@lightguardian8042]

I maybe a villain but I have feelings too

[@topfart14]

Me too 3: me sad boi

[@mariareynoso1098]

SOOOOOOO SAD

[@phodailey]

Don't feel bad. We're dating now :))

[@DanTheMagic8Ball]

One could say the fire in his heart was "Axetinguished"

[@mutilator97]

unfortunately that wouldnt work, because pyro cant be set on fire.

[@Raepinu]

mutilator97 The pyro actually takes 1 afterburn hit. If there are 2 pyros, then you can get an crit axtinguisher kill. Also flares. Also you don't need fire to kill using the axtinguisher anyway.

[@MrMonkey209]

Raepinu I have gotten critted by 1 pyro alone who was using axetinguisher and degreaser while I had a charge n targe.

[@greatallstar]

mutilator97 He can lol

[@MinkiGamerJohn]

Sunder Shadows not for long tho like 1 sec

[@shinyhandman6464]

1:34 Ah yes, the good old “someone is having a fantasy of what could play out but it doesn’t show us that it’s a fantasy until the fantasy is over and cuts to the person who having the fantasy to reveal that it was all in his head” cliche. What is a shorter version of what I just said?

[@shaggy4real97]

The "it's all in your heard" cliche?

[@shinyhandman6464]

JD Creator thank you

[@shaggy4real97]

@@shinyhandman6464 you're welcome

[@Porv]

“jk lol its fake”

[@That_One_Fool]

*I m a g i n a t i o n*

[@yikesforyou]

Red Pyro has been kicked from the Server reason: Team Killing

[@lordlammi1562]

Blu pyro was vote kicked for killing a friendly

[@Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice]

That would be a new one....just imagine they added friendly fire to TF2 my god the chaos that would ensue

[@DarkKnife1100]

and that, kids, is how I met your mother

[@noexecutexvii4995]

Nigel Farage of UKIP Nigel pls

[@scorpdoesrblx214]

Nigel Farage of UKIP :0

[@lunaseur327]

Nigel Farage of UKIP BABABAPABAPA BA BA BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@emal848]

alright bro but im muslim~_~

[@mephisto1663]

SheffieldsOwnFatBoy well, that is true

[@thetwistedsamurai]

Blue Pyro is basically me when someone is trying to be friendly. I hit them before realizing their intentions. R.I.P.

[@ubi8439]

seems legit

[@Zenischt]

you monster

[@Vaporfro]

xXt0x1c-sl1m3Xx Do you also kick shotzey kickers on casual yo monster

[@kesktark]

xXt0x1c-ysl1m3Xx

[@thefoxybrothers9946]

xXt0x1c-sl1m3Xx you mean blu

[@bagofporkchips8882]

This gives the same energy as dreaming about being in a loving relationship then waking up to the real world

[@TheLocalGunGoat]

Let's be honest, this is already how love kind of works in real life.

[@kathysheppard4771]

now that sucks he deserve to get his true love

[@kansongpholveerinsiri9465]

เกเา

[@kyleandrade6140]

Mei?

[@akiohiro7112]

yeah

[@lightguardian8042]

I could help pyro by going back in time

[@johanancarranza6909]

We dont now its a he it might be a she and the female might be male

[@wabbi0230]

I thought the stuff in pyros mind was actually happening

[@alumirare]

Same

[@professionalidiot8077]

F

[@mikengo8562]

Xd

[@markbv591]

That was the idea.

[@mellow2977]

Me too kid, mee too...

[@dylanjamesg.rivero5303]

Heavy-Medic Sniper-Sniper Girl Soldier-Freedom Engineer- Dispensers, Sentries, Teleporters Demoman- *B A L L S* Scout-Ms. Paulen (cough its been long since I played tf2) Spy-Scouts mother Pyro-Female Pyro MAh chart

[@rikyoku1192]

Nein Heavy- Sasha

[@kingcrimson5005]

@@rikyoku1192 What about natasha?

[@justarand0mpoyo606]

Nein heavy-sandvich

[@drpepsi48]

Medic - needles

[@youknow8653]

​@@rikyoku1192pretty much confirmed by the voice actors. Gary choosed sasha over medic

[@jm56z43]

"Any similarity to persons living or dead is freakishly coincidental, given that its a rop-com featuring two mute, cartoon pyromaniacs" Perfect.

[@W0wzersNumber1337]

**When it ends** >FemPyro69 has joined Team Red sequel pls

[@Mercenary_Dog]

I hope we get it...

[@the_pybro]

HUBBA!!!

[@MegaCocozim]

Well she's 'hot' I'm so sorry

[@atypicalinternetdweller4997]

Better be.

[@brandoncarino4142]

MegaCocozim awwwwwwww lol nice one

[@bup3414]

MegaCocozim flaming hot

[@Snow-ey4qp]

You sinner

[@tyrodextil7472]

I got the joke alright hahaha

[@poggers1193]

Me:Pyro My crush:Fem pyro My friends after she says no or friend zone me: Spawn you back in the same game

[@TrapGeta]

Pyro:And thats how i met your mother

[@yeetbeaver6162]

Lol

[@ruyhayabus5187]

Lol

[@doge1490]

Lol

[@Pwithstar]

@@doge1490 no

[@brockbracken318]

“Off to visit your mother”

[@zephyren1150]

01:39 Pyro: Are whe playing on a x10 server or is she cheating?

[@quasar7951]

Cheating on pyro

[@Spacebugg]

@@quasar7951 lol

[@reddemoknite1818]

LOL

[@veosult9066]

@jeremycastrojr.8109 No freaking way airblast is THAT powerful.

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

Don't worry Pyro, just wait 'till Autobalance. Then you will get lucky...maybe.

[@showtime5910]

At the end, after red Pyro gets killed, I always imagine it saying “Ohhh, that’s so hot...”

[@roadtoe4623]

I kinda feel bad for pyro because all he wanted was he's true love

[@swiggtyswoo9393]

Pyro sends a steam message Pyro: Hey do you want to date? Fem pyro: I'm a dude. Pyro:Oh Fem pyro:Yea sorry I'm straight Pyro:Oh that's ok I'm a girl! Fem pyro:AWESOME!!!!

[@swiggtyswoo9393]

***** yup

[@dasagames2678]

fem is a boy and boy is a girl

[@swiggtyswoo9393]

Dasa 12 gameplay Pretty much

[@foxythefox974]

+The British Man He's actually a gay man and fem pyro is a straight female

[@craigbradley225]

+Foxy The Fox perfect

[@protestifications]

Moral of teh story: love hurts.

[@vhinongsantos9403]

Good one dude

[@alliecasey6747]

True! 😊

[@SigismundSimp]

Moral of the story random cries are gay

[@steffy9575]

Literally

[@matthewacker7796]

+protestifications Amen, fellow moralist... Amen.

[@LadyFan05]

Hang in there, Pyro! I believe in you! ❤️💙

[@user-jl4yu6zb6k]

Red pyro:"touches female pyro's arm" Female pyro:*grabs axe Me:looks like that red pyro really wants to fall in love of death.

[@papayatime7161]

"and that's how purple was created"

[@maxthecreature4674]

Well Yes but actually no

[@SonOfAFridge_]

Well No but actually Yes

[@Candelitarex23]

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[@SonOfAFridge_]

@@Candelitarex23 Spy and Pyro noice

[@nilarwin8410]

Well yes but actually yes.

[@emerald3616]

but what does pyro see through his goggles in pyroland?

[@nickhendricks4563]

he doesn't have goggles he has a disease

[@randtastik]

+Nick Hendricks yes he does

[@nickhendricks4563]

piemations isnt cannon

[@randtastik]

...I was not talking about piemations

[@nickhendricks4563]

then why do you think he had googgles

[@arlwiss5110]

For a 2012 animation this is insane. Still holds up even today.

[@TeamFortressClassic]

God seeing this animation once again brings a smile to my face but also feeling of sadness form how relatable this became to me.

[@velcore8253]

1:05 If there was an unused purple control point then that would be perfect for it.

[@Goldenspartan86]

I herd unusual and didn't bother reading further I want that hat gimme now!!!!

[@velcore8253]

I dont have any unusuals

[@NetoH00]

Just call a vote scramble and pray to be on the same team.

[@BoxMP]

The amount of rule 34 stuff that must have some from this is insane

[@pdlr3]

I laughed with the beginning I enjoyed the middle I cried in the final

[@dictatorputski5053]

didn't even start the video and i know it's better than twilight.

[@theprepaintedcanvis3452]

@BrokenBanette the more you know....

[@realryushiro]

i know how you feel pyro i felt the same time almost every year in my school days

[@ubi8439]

lol

[@unlivedbeast685]

Eisotopius same

[@lightguardian8042]

So what your saying is you got turned down by every boy

[@lightguardian8042]

Hey it’s better that way

[@SteveOnlin]

How did you survive getting by an axe boy?

[@NationalGuard5]

1:09, kinda looks like Assbox.

[@gooddayma8]

Red pyro: thinks he’s going to get blu pyro to date him Blu pyro: *puts an axe in his head*

[@jakehackney1718]

This is my love life in a nutshell, work up the courage to talk to a girl I like, she hits me with a fire axe.

[@turtleshellstuff3455]

Holy hell where do you live

[@jakehackney1718]

Don't go to Detroit

[@The-guy-Who_Asked]

Don't you hate it when a female clone of yourself kills you with a fire axe?

[@fightingleaf]

Don't worry, Pyro. We still love you!

[@GalaR1te]

"Often, reality is more dissapointing than fiction."

[@ntopreefn8801]

Pyro:Hubbard Hubbard Hubba (well hello mah lady) Femme pyro:hubba hubba hubba (back the heck off)

[@ES031]

Poor Pyro..

[@alpacalover0]

What's wrong with you? Not you turtle I mean ASSH;SD UL LDFDHFHD.

[@ivancanoa5108]

@@alpacalover0 r/ihadastroke

[@alpacalover0]

@@ivancanoa5108 I honestly have no idea what the context is but I think some replies were deleted.

[@ivancanoa5108]

@@alpacalover0 if you didnt understand that reference, you may have a very, VERY minor case of serious brain damage.

[@alpacalover0]

@@ivancanoa5108 Ok Redditor.

[@alciel1844]

The entire time I kept on saying "someone's gonna die." and I was right. Maybe next time pyro.

[@Turgineer]

Amazing animation!

[@thekeeperofrecords3041]

Great song pick.

[@soultaker2254]

You'd think blutarch would get only male mercenarys to fight considering he was born in a time where usually women weren't allowed to fight.

[@GlovHacke0441]

***** Blutarch is dead remember.

[@soultaker2254]

Fernando Jose Gamez De Hoyos but he recruited them while he was alive.

[@sporeboy67]

So pyro is a male then

[@Pyro725]

@@sporeboy67 Most likely a schizophrenic dude, if anything pyro could be gay

[@linguine4149]

That control point should've turned purple :3

[@joedames7432]

LinguinE why r ppl saying that

[@keulron2290]

@@joedames7432 Red and Blue make Purple. Didnt you go to pre pre pre preschool?

[@partydonut214]

Yeah but it's hard to find a purple cap model

[@nickbishop713]

Pyro is like the devil, but he just has a very hat happy life

[@Samstar369]

This is where it all started lmao, my childhood ended when I first saw her model 💀

[@skyfaller3d417]

pyro should join the blu team if he wants to be with her.

[@RFNO]

Kmi u play 2 much on training

[@damastma8752]

Kimi Matikainen you’re new to the game, right?

[@adilo9710]

Kimi Matikainen no

[@-splitz9699]

Skyfaller3D well i geus

[@emmanuelmacias8029]

Maybe w mouse 1???

[@madcat789]

Well shit. If a female clone of myself was like that. I'd be in love too.

[@thegrayowl1557]

+madcat789 Does that count as incest?

[@madcat789]

Masterbation, technically.

[@SukiDontThatgunisloaded]

I would kill myself for a girl😇

[@thegrayowl1557]

Isaiah Stanley Eh, relationships are overrated anyway. Who needs them? :'(

[@thegrayowl1557]

+Camoprime I guess that's true, huh?

[@jacobrucquoi4824]

That sigh at the end! Pyro is just the cutest

[@northernalpine4350]

Whoever made Femme pyro Model i owe ya

[@griffincrowley4587]

end the videat at 1:33, and let hte pyro have his happy endign!

[@starghezer3602]

Forget it, Pyro She's in a whole new (builders) league (united)

[@TMcKeon408]

Good one.

[@dewritosmlg6732]

TF2 Hookups: Pyro and FemPyro Scout and Femscout Sniper and Femsniper Heavy and FemHeavy Engineer and FemEngineer Spy and FemSpy Medic and FemMedic (I think that is all but correct me if im wrong)

[@CatatoWasTaken]

Dewritos MLG Heavy and Sandvwich.

[@JoshuaMorgan12]

Dewritos MLG No, your wrong. Its : Heavy and Medic.

[@JoshuaMorgan12]

***** Yes your right about that one.

[@PtolemaicArmy_Guerrilla]

0:57 WTF is it THAT easy?!?

[@maxito1214]

This was actually really good for 2012

[@Doeboh]

WARNING: Anyone going beyond this comment will see a battlefield of what gender the Pyro is. Just a warning!

[@warpatato]

EDIT: The war has spread above this comment. No place is safe. Just take your children and run.

[@SpinoRexzillaEN25]

Get to the bunker... Oh wait that's not safe to let's just axe pyro what gender he is

[@islandko2402]

SpinoRexzillaEN25 ESCAPE TO ANOTHER VIDEO!!

[@SpinoRexzillaEN25]

frost flower THERE PULLING ME IN IM GETTING INFECTEEEEEEEEEEEEE- DUDE WTF THIS VIDEO IS FAKE PYRO IS A GAY MALE GAME THEORY PROVED IT- GRRR AGGGHHHh *jabs needle into arm* Im cured WE MUST RUN

[@islandko2402]

SpinoRexzillaEN25 I HAS PROTECTER IT CAN WORK AND PROTECT YOU (weird nonsense here)

[@FizzyLean]

Poor pyro

[@cbarre9937]

I love it! It is beautiful!

[@TheSpankler]

You know I’ve seen this animation when it first came out. But I’ve had a recent want to watch all the sfm’s. But this brings a whole knew meaning to “the worst she can say is no” 1:45

[@obertone3242]

0:23 WHY IS THE CROTCH SOOO BIG????

[@obertone3242]

***** and a croch

[@obertone3242]

***** noooooooo its a boy like the pros actually a girl (sarcastic)

[@MikTukLui89]

They should add female characters to tf2, like they did helga in loadout.

[@0azrial7]

I felt really sad when I realized he was imagining it :(

[@fours4ker381]

Now we know the gender of the normal pyro..............STILL FREAKING UNKNOWN!!!!!!

[@Dinossword]

1:48 3...2....1....

[@bobtheawesome727]

Daw. My internet hardened heart just twitched at that one.

[@theoriginalkids548]

Imagination Gone Wrong

[@visteriathedragon902]

this was amazing

[@andresclosser7987]

One day In Pyros Bedroom... Fem Pyro: Takes off suit Pyro: Finds out "She's" a Man Pyro: MMMF MMFF Translation: WTF!!??

[@legobobafett5308]

LMAO

[@starbuckoof5219]

Gay moment

[@thenerdbeast7375]

Try again Pyro, it may have just been reflexes not a genuine turndown. Just don't surprise her next time.

[@kanderion5685]

Pyro is a maniac who sets everything on fire which doesn't appreciate him, yet he simps for a enemy.

[@The_Scout893]

I feel so bad for pyro at the end

[@hautakleightontam771]

Looks like Pyro... *wears sunglasses* ...got axed out! *YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*

[@28Sora]

im gonna AXE you a question how to do that "Bigger words" (My english is weak)

[@ExTheMan22]

Smart Bullet just put on a setence two of this * example: *STOP TAUNTING ON ME!!!!1!1!11*

[@Durge205]

And so goes the mating ritual of the Pyro in nature.

[@chrisc9935]

1:38 Heavy: I'M COMING FOR- Fem Pyro: *Airblasts Heavy* Heavy: AUUGHHHHNOAHHUGH!!!

[@valuablebaguette225]

RED Pyro was auto balanced to BLU. RED Pyro: Mphh mphh mphh mphhh mphh. :D

[@mostawesomeflyer6164]

enemyzoned?

[@jongwendella2109]

Most Awesome Flyer

[@myawsomebox]

aww...that ending, so sad.

[@memethief14]

Administrator : HAVEN'T YOU LEARNT ANYTHING WITH SOLDIER AND DEMO ?!!!

[@oddpyromancer2962]

FemPyro: *exists* Pyro: I was bad, but now I'm good.

[@ShiroShototsu]

Aaaaaw Noooooo! That's not how it's supposed to end! Although it was great, I want to see what else he tries! (It doesn't have to work, he just has to try for the future he wants with her!) D';

[@Bking055]

I was SOOOO fing rooting for him :(

[@millitary1075]

"i can feel it tryin baby tryin to hold back to feelin"

[@DarkGamer-dq7gz]

The flame of his love for her is burning

[@quinncowden2711]

GODDAMNIT PEOPLE THE GAME THEORY IS A THEORY not game FACT. AND FOR GOD'S SAKE PYRO IS NEITHER A GIRL OR BOY IT IS PYRO

[@cavevonarblast7689]

Quinn R. Conrad the new pyro gender :D

[@Mirvra]

Pumpin Lead so........ Pyro is basically a Hideyoshi?

[@quinncowden2711]

pyro's gender is pyro. THat's it.

[@kitkatkit77]

My theory. Pyro is both male and female, but mann-co didnt want people knowing they had females so they made a suit that fits both male and female but from a basic quick look, they appear male, no matter which gender is actually wearing it. Screw game theory, thats my theory

[@mastercheif878]

God damn we need some sort of rule 34 that isn't gay

[@hortonnoah44]

how did this not win a saxxy

[@retronymph]

I don't think it actually entered. But if it did, it totally would.

[@astro-dragons]

Michelle Johnson descriptions says he or she entered and lost in the comedy category of 2012

[@havocfilms3428]

Is it weird how relatable this video is

[@tonycallme3667]

Dayum That's some Thick layer of fire

[@ShebbyYT]

Pyro then undownloaded his fem pyro skin in disappointment.

[@coolguyofawesomenful]

no

[@Brick224]

*Thats how I felt when I try to get the ladies...* -_-

[@Ki11er3combo]

Exactly

[@ahotmess3331]

"Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!" We will have our day gents, I promise you that.

[@Brick224]

UNSC Marine Barber Yes, we must strike fast!

[@Khallaria]

ouch!

[@danman7584]

Preach it brother!

[@MJC__]

I wish he made this longer

[@designationc6042]

Man poor pyro, she didn’t even give him a chance before putting an axe in his head

[@fat_yosh]

Gotta admit, that Blu Pyro got some booty

[@restlessdays4627]

Dat ass

[@splendormancalibre6974]

100%

[@pugzzf]

AnonymousGamer I just ruined your 34 likes

[@fat_yosh]

Potato Are Kewl dam u11!!!11!!1

[@pugzzf]

AnonymousGamer aim sry1111!

[@Aoibheann.]

That music that played when he had that dream thing made me get of my chair and dance around my house. I looked like a weirdo.

[@danielalmeida7555]

0:47 how to make your crush fall in love

[@scout6939]

Well pyro now has to fight the Purifier in black ops 3 to get his love comments: Purifier likes: pyro