The worst netflix show ever

[@efftee]

Never have I been more happy to not know who anyone is in a show

[@fartbarrels7421]

Never have i been so disappointed to see two bots i guess the other left

[@themain7438]

amen brother

[@kokosan09]

sometimes, ignorance is indeed bliss!

[@judacris25]

same with me, minus lil huddy, and thats just because apparently he likes saying racial slurs

[@ShaquilleOatmeal849]

@@judacris25 you don’t know charli. No doubt the most famous person rn

[@darkolabrabo]

netflix shows will always follow a 50/50 rule, don't matter the budget lmao.

[@ahedgehog9297]

Oh no bots

[@erykzysk3330]

@@ahedgehog9297 Quite the trollful act

[@darkolabrabo]

@@ahedgehog9297 yeah, but that's the way it is for a big youtuber commentary session ☠️

[@monkeycat451]

@@erykzysk3330 they do be participating in a miniscule amount of deception

[@erykzysk3330]

@@monkeycat451 Agreed

[@proximacentauri2684]

I can't imagine being praised by millions (and making millions) for literally walking across a room is healthy for a 17 year old girl. Most of these people will probably have major issues later in life.

[@dagda1180]

One of them being homeless.

[@dankwave5428]

One major thing i could imagine happening would be these kids becoming their family's main source of income now. Like what happened to sam's actress from icarly, they feel immensely pressured to keep doing this even if it makes them unhappy just so their family can still have any source of money. Its really unfortunate

[@maxderholzrusse7301]

@@dagda1180 fr

[@pagatryx5451]

Yup. People go at them for having a lot of money but honestly, these kids are fucked. Not just internally with their own mental health, but with their ability to form relationships and experience necessary experiences. And if they blow all their money (and considering how they act with it...) they're screwed. I really don't see them being able to work a real job. Honestly, it's pretty sad.

[@firerbenoit2808]

Yeah but they'll have millions to take care of these issues. So really IDC

[@filipesaul8435]

It makes sense though that most Pyro viewers are over 18. That's because most people who started watching him years ago were actual teenagers between 12 to 17 when Pyro was doing a different kind of content. We just grew up with him and got older.

[@jayedgar1384]

Jokes on you. Im 4

[@meainus]

@@jayedgar1384 jokes on you, im 4 hours old

[@user-ey1sf6fy3f]

@@meainus you're almost a month old

[@fallen_vague28]

@@meainus Jokes on you, I'm 4 seconds old

[@LeafMusic05]

Yeah I'm 18 in a few months and have been watching him for 5 years lol

[@dnsoulx]

it's amazing how little personality these people have. poor vinnie having to live in an NPC house like he did, homie just wanted to be a gamer

[@marshalseedov4248]

Yeah I feel bad for him he just clearly doesn’t want to be there

[@gram.]

I would do the guys in and smash that wee Mia into a whole other dimension and then Charlie smashed to smithereens

[@jjjmadness8306]

When the only way you know to make money is to show videos of yourself screwing around just for views, you too would feel dead inside.

[@zenssa6686]

Vinnie was playing ranked valorant,he is already lost

[@inversion9651]

The dude who fought Deji?

[@ultef4]

i often wonder how people like this genuinely exist in the real world. they feel like generic characters but i believe they’re real Edit: the “stories” definitely arent real, but the people and the mansions are

[@mehdididididi]

What the fuck are those bots

[@lukky6648]

If you are calling someone a generic character in a real world based on your views on them then you're probably the most generic character we have. Stop feeling like your special

[@Sonamyfan875]

@@lukky6648 Social media influencers are barely human, let's be real.

[@lukky6648]

@@Sonamyfan875 i can agree they suck and are like termites eating away the genuineness of social media. I was saying how hypocrite it is to mark someone as generic and an NPC just because you don't like what they do

[@Mynameismegalex]

@@mehdididididi What, you don't know sister xbikiniswimsuit? Oh, she's my favorite real person (turkish), and also a nun!

[@JackManifoldTV]

I didn’t pay that man I simply won him over with my high Charisma stat. Don’t believe this man’s lies

[@krustable6043]

LIER

[@vibecheck4196]

Ok bud

[@bitchasshoe8719]

LMAO

[@Zero_Cheese1]

🤨

[@phanzj3519]

ok lmao

[@spook423]

vinnie might be the only normal person in there since hes basically just a normal teenager he likes cars he likes games he doesnt like popularity

[@Salvi_J2]

Fr bros just tryna get the bag

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

Dude's just trying to game.

[@bruhman2089]

hes just vibing

[@whydoiexist2180]

Tbf a lot of people like or want to be popular

[@Sad_cat_studio]

right, does anyone knoiw the link to the generic white men generator?

[@jorq69420]

I can't believe he said "snitches get rewards" when he could've said "snitches get riches"

[@DrewPicklesTheDark]

Snitches get shanked in the shower.

[@WaitinInAmber]

You are absolutely right. How dare he.

[@Snickers-ev8hv]

"Snitches get bitc---

[@RawrOmfgDayum]

The moment you thought he had a brain, you lost

[@yourblack2798]

Snitches get no bitches

[@Notnotnotnotnotnotnotnot]

just did some research. Apparently owning a Fennec fox as a pet is illegal in LA. It's such a great gift that it gives you a free stay at the local prison.

[@kabir2077]

Also terrible pets in general so very cool.

[@EmperorSigismund]

@@kabir2077 If it isn't a common household pet there is a usually a reason why it isn't a common household pet.

[@Currentlyprocrastinating37]

I was wondering when someone would bring that up! They’re rich, though, so they probably got away with it somehow, I think Justin Bieber’s monkey was illegal too.

[@PointsofData]

I took it as he was just having the fennec fox there for...well, literally a video and was gonna take it back to wherever. He mentioned not scaring it so I doubt it's domesticated. If he DID buy her a surprise pet that's extra shitty, beyond the legality, because he's forcing someone into a responsibility they aren't prepared for.

[@Ecliptor.]

@@Currentlyprocrastinating37 odds are it's not really a gift and it isn't really their pet

[@turntech4776]

I like the idea that vinnie is just some dude who’s realised he can make money off of his looks and sees no reason not too, no manufactured personality no collaboration just some dude who happens to be hot

[@rumrich]

I witnessed a teenage girl perform her Tik Tok while her dad was grabbing something from his car. She was using the parking pay machine to hold her phone, then someone had to asked her to stop so they can pay for parking. She had like no self awareness and makes me wonder how often these Tik Tok people inconvenience normal people while they try to make content. This is an utterly stupid phenomenon.

[@turretboi]

I saw a video of someone in an intersection preventing traffic from doing anything and when a car honked, she felt that she was wronged because her tiktok was ruined.

[@jded_404]

I mean, the parking machine was really inconsequential

[@anonymous-wk1nh]

But it shows Tiktokers are blind to other people's lives and really anything beyond their Tiktok. And paired with a lot of other instances makes you wonder how far Tiktokers will go. I've seen a lot of Tiktokers, especially in the gym, actually complain about other people trying to go about their business because it disrupted their video/dance.

[@dakotadad8835]

“I hate being on social media, so I voluntarily joined social media, moved into a mansion and signed a contract for a Netflix show, and became rich… ugh it’s so hard”

[@antisocialal4799]

That doesn’t necessarily mean they’re going to be happy about being famous and blah blah forever. At one point, you realize it isn’t as fun as it’s shown. For instance, Kurt Cobain. He didn’t really want to be famous, but he still did and signed contracts. Does that mean he’s a whiny rich baby? No. People have feelings whether they are rich or not. He seems to be genuine, so take him seriously.

[@dakotadad8835]

@@antisocialal4799 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@greas1233]

@@antisocialal4799 You seem to miss the part where these people have shit tons of money that they can use to live life without any problems, they'll never have to worry about food, rent, school, their performance at work etc. all they have to do is some dumb dances on Tik Tok and they get millions with the only downside being made fun of online wich funnily enough Vinnie had the solution which was just to make the Tik Toks, make money and ignore that you have an account to begin with.

[@oystersquadmilk7757]

@@greas1233 Money doesn't give your life purpose, money can't buy you genuine relationships. You say that they just get made fun of online, but it's not that trivial, This is what they are known for it's their livelyhood and it's their legacy.. Hate it or not to them when you have millions of people calling you shit and stupid and useless, it fucks with their self image, money doesn't fix your self esteem, money isn't going to somehow change everybodys mind.

[@lclocean1887]

Hearing someone pronounce "Hitler" on KZbin post-adpocalyse is like a PTSD trigger. I'm so accustomed to KZbinrs censoring themselves that I expected Pyro to say "the funny mustache man" or something.

[@diegorincon4673]

There’s Fat airplane guy, funny moustache man, shorter funny moustache man, commercial guy with the speeches, the only blond-blue eyed guy, architect guy, and grammar dude.

[@theduke0fflies]

Ah yes, funny Japan dude

[@thefupsystem3566]

@@diegorincon4673 jAPAN see this kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3O8dmBuoLKSmbM!

[@thefupsystem3566]

@@theduke0fflies see this kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3O8dmBuoLKSmbM!

[@jasonbrooks1897]

Dude same

[@jonnymckee7798]

i don’t think people actually realise how long these videos take, you have to put so much time and effort into them and i’m glad that someone on this platform does

[@Wholelottanothingburger]

i think i have sogai

[@wattuh]

We do

[@azuredeluxo]

joe deez

[@teipic2010]

There are 3 bots among us

[@Kano_Productions]

Yeah man. I tried making a pvz iceberg, and it took a week just to get the basic information about said iceberg

[@patrickbang3037]

26:45 i like vinnie "i dont wanna see my cringey self" he is freaking self-aware and knows its a social media persona and just for that fact i like this kid

[@thirt33n31]

Thing is, if he didn’t actually enjoy it to some degree he wouldn’t do it. “But he’s just trying to make money” yeah, but if he was ONLY looking for money, he would’ve stopped making tik toks a while ago

[@ButterDog42069]

@@thirt33n31 You know what they say, you can't make too much money

[@beziik2357]

​@@thirt33n31 oh please. Like it's that hard suffering a bit from your own cringiness for massive amounts of money. I'd take being a cringe tiktoker anyday over waking up at 5am and working 6h a day only for my income to go towards sustaining my overly stressful student life lmao

[@weeb_dweeb]

@@beziik2357 wut? I tought working was supposed to be worse than studying, why the hell do you work as much time as i study?!?

[@beziik2357]

@@weeb_dweeb cause people need money to live? What kind of question is that lol University is mad expensive and if I want to keep studying I also need to keep working

[@xity_]

It’s actually really fucking creepy how the David clone acts so fucking similar to David it’s fucking scary

[@TheKillingJoker1980]

It's actually really fucking creepy how the Joker clone acts so fucking similar to me it's fucking scary

[@OctoMatoe]

Its probably why hes failing, he spent too much time trying to copy mannerism and didnt develop his content creation skill

[@wigligigly3375]

Fr

[@penelopekitson8060]

@@TheKillingJoker1980 why so serious?? BABABABADBUMMMBABABUMMM

[@teo4232]

honestly i just feel bad for vinnie lmao, clearly he doesnt like being in such a public spotlight. everyone else looks and sounds spoiled as fuck

[@thefupsystem3566]

see this kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3O8dmBuoLKSmbM!

[@drsipp407]

If he doesn’t like being in the spotlight then why is he there

[@SchmidtyProductions27]

@@drsipp407 free mansion

[@Manlikerik8]

@@SchmidtyProductions27 Luigi moment

[@puparia6444]

@@drsipp407 free money and mansion for tik tok videos

[@X-SPONGED]

Pyro : "He did ask where Petscop 2 was tho" This is a sign, guys. Pyro didn't forget about Petscop 2. So, if we bother him enough on the internet and in real life. It should come out faster. That's how it works, right ? [11:56]

[@massiveidiot77]

He did show a clip of gaben afterwards, so that doesn't fill me with confidence that it will actually come out

[@wigligigly3375]

I didn’t even read your comment. But you have a SCP so you get a like.

[@meatymartin2186]

@@geekzombie8795 the tumb nail is

[@baconous689]

@@massiveidiot77 Well, as long as it has a 2 in it I'm certain it'll come out. Just don't expect a Petscop 3

[@bitterman7258]

@@geekzombie8795 its a half life 3 joke lmao

[@jacknagel9387]

This feels like a Black Mirror episode where a corporation grows clones in a test facility to try and make the most profitable ad friendly face possible, with the main character wanting to leave to be their own person only for the employees of said company chastising him and trying to pull him back to to success.

[@jeremyusreevu237]

Netflix basically has 2 personalities: Personality 1: Let's make some really cool, creative, funny, and amazing content, guaranteed to knock the socks off of our customers! Personality 2: Eh, let's just make some stupid garbage meant to pander to the lowest common denominater. And also Cuties, because we don't give a fuck, we're Netflix!

[@noblechief4023]

This is like a Reddit post but on KZbin hahahaha broooooooo I’m so high

[@ORRYT07]

@@noblechief4023 Damn bro. Pass it around.

[@APoleYouKnow]

Kinda like Polish Game devs. I have two sides: -Witcher, Painkiller, Superhot, Ruiner, -Two Worlds, Mortyr, Hatred,

[@tristanpierucci4314]

Personality three: GIVE THEM ALL THE TRUE CRIME DOCUMENTARIES 😂😂😂

[@soapcang696]

@@APoleYouKnow don't forget 2077

[@gateway833]

"Fat Italian Man who's sad all the time..." Never heard a more accurate description for the Sopranos lolol

[@lilvern9268]

I'm actually rooting for Vinny to find something he's happy and comfortable doing. As an introvert myself, I would hate to be in his scenario.

[@Konxovar0]

I feel so bad for him, like he must've grown up with all these people talking about his looks, trying to get him to be popular, and he probably joined TikTok because everyone else told him to, while he just wanted to play video games, man.

[@blipblop1112]

@@Konxovar0 wait, he used to be a streamer or what? I know that guy was the same guy who beat deji because he got lucky and deji was not serious enough.... For real??

[@cannedcan9788]

I can totally see him having figured everything out in 5 years and becoming a chill full time streamer doing things he loves on the side, well I sincerely hope he finds happiness.

[@arch_dornan6066]

@@blipblop1112 He's still a streamer and he's unironically entertaining. He's pretty good too

[@ferdinandff1736]

​@@Konxovar0 Yeah, poor him, living in a milliondollar house in LA, earnings fat bucks while doing nothing but post some shitty videos on the internet. Life is hard, is it not

[@barrydingall]

6:24 there was literally an episode of Black Mirror about this - where everyone’s net worth is determined by a star rating and anyone could review you at any time. One bad review because you didn’t smile at someone the right way meant the difference between paying full price or getting a discount on a house. It’s called Nosedive

[@eagletgriff]

Reminds me of that one gumball episode

[@bryrinpedroncelli9362]

@@eagletgriffAnd Community as well

[@Wagyu42]

Imagine living with people you pretend to be friends with when everyone is using eachother for internet points.

[@stigenbeat568]

internet points/money

[@DondonII]

That's a black mirror episode in of itself

[@ammagon4519]

Okay Nikita

[@scorpion4351]

Dpesny make sense nikita

[@MrDavo511]

Eh they are probably all hooking up on the reg so good on em’

[@Romanu_Geoge]

"Episode 4 starts with Nakita talking about how hard her life is while driving her *215 thousands pounds Lamborghini*" i can almost hear a Chevrolet designer getting a raise

[@dafence_]

LOL i was just about to comment about the corvette; design is working as intended

[@MyHeadHz]

I mean it may as well be for how many dealers are marking that car up

[@jacknedry3925]

Chevrolet: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

[@thefupsystem3566]

@@dafence_ see this kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3O8dmBuoLKSmbM!

[@thefupsystem3566]

@@MyHeadHz see this kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3O8dmBuoLKSmbM!

[@atang7428]

honestly I really respect Vinnie, he has a great personality and is actually really high rank in valorant (immo 3+) and has always been really genuine and humble. Really agree with what the guy in the video said, he's like a nerd trapped in a rlly hot body, he kinda just does whatever and uses tiktok for funds + get a way to do what he actually enjoys (gaming, competing, etc) Love watching his streams

[@loki3836]

Ever since his fight with deji I have always liked vinnie. He is probably one of the only tiktokers that I respect and actually admits his stuff is cringy af lol. His streams are also entertaining, and honestly wouldn't be surprised if he joined the house just for the money which I respect

[@Raiko01]

He sounded like the only real person in this video

[@johnkenneth8746]

Vinnie is literally the only guy that thinks normal in that show

[@mega_lapras6047]

Vinnie is actually a really chill dude.He has an account where he just posts weeb content and he just seems like a cool dude youd talk to in high school about anime except hes really hot.I feel like he just wants to be like a chill guy,but he has to make the bucks

[@Cairo40000]

I can see it in his eyes that he just wanted to leave

[@an0rmalp3rson70]

He be chillin

[@DanielPinheiroo]

12:05 petscop 2 confirmed?

[@DevaWay]

perdi, você é a última pessoa q eu esperaria aparecer aqui e perguntar sobre petscop. Me explica a piada da gulosa suculenta, aparece no meu Facebook toda hr ate hj n entendi

[@henrycrabs3497]

Bots

[@SaladDongs]

@@DevaWay Olá kaleo, a piada é que os portugueses aparecem sempre nos mapas da zona onde se situa a Europa de Leste. Então toda vez que você vê um post no reddit você tem que dar uma resposta como: Portugal pode estar no Leste Europeu

[@DevaWay]

@@SaladDongs o que a foda vc está falando

[@MatNotMatt]

Nah, the first petscop video was released on September 5 2017

[@Rownoscc]

We really need to give pyro a medal for doing what we could never do: bingeing a Tik Tok show. Thank you

[@_V.Va_]

His cringe tolerance is quite impressive.

[@Stp1497]

he does what he does because there is no choice.

[@redmist6630]

29:44 "Lamborghini" ah yes. Thats a 40 000 pound car actually

[@Sockren]

i mean its kinda easy after being on the internet for like 1 year

[@skavensoldier5297]

He puts his hands through the shit so ours can stay clean

[@Rekcha]

I’ll be honest, I thought the Hype House never got formed. I thought they cancelled it before it was done forming. I guess that’s how bad the marketing was

[@Rekcha]

Also, the first thing I’m saying to Pyro is “So guys, we did it. We beat a dead meme with a stick”.

[@aneess]

I'm from Algeria, which is technically the only place to actually find fennecs in, and the fennec is a bit of a national animal for us. Thus, I'd like to say I'm extremely sorry for our fennec fox to having to go threw such an awful situation, and as a citizen of Algeria I demand that the United States of America return the fox as soon as possible

[@v1ncenyc]

i just realized ur hat says "bruh" in sign language

[@phas3s198]

Love your content bruv!

[@pvg9755]

Bots suck

[@daybreak4288]

Bruh

[@golive6346]

Yo wtf you doing here Vince?

[@jacknedry3925]

Oh hey, its you.

[@ConnorPugs]

We’ve come a long way from Shrek has Swag

[@craig205]

you fell off mid generic commentary channel

[@thepizzatime3502]

HeLlO cHeCkMaRk

[@thetrashman559]

@@craig205 and?🤨

[@craig205]

@@thetrashman559 mid.

[@dion8202]

@@craig205 w

[@thekidinthecorner123]

I’m honestly baffled every time when I think that they make so much money doing the dumbest crap, while there are actual people working their ass off day by day. I still don’t understand.

[@trainsandstuff1021]

on top of that they usually have less character than a wet soggy piece of bread outside the few popular skits they have

[@ic2089]

We live in a society

[@alexread6767]

@@ic2089 sus-ciety

[@ThisIsCool45]

Careful, their brain dead bootlicker fans will call you jealous for saying this.

[@onecoding]

It boils down to the fact that entertainment is the most important thing to us. I don't like it, but it has been that way for a long time. Bread and circuses.

[@etienneleroi9515]

Considering the things you’ve made, like The Best and Worst Show, The Best Game You’ve Never Played, The Best Free Game, Fat Cry 3, etc, you deserve so much more attention and praise than you receive. Your Utopia review-which probably took at least 3 months to make-is one of the greatest videos in terms of effort, and it deserves the amount of likes that a video of a girl eating a chip got. Reward content with effort, not low-effort shorts.

[@Rain_MG]

I can't believe someone genuinely just said "I'm like proud of you" with his voice in front of people and on camera

[@rickyrockstar1233]

At this point I don't even care about Petscop 2. Where tf is my Breaking Bad review.

[@lol3342]

Yeah I really hope Pyro makes a Breaking Bad (or Better Call Saul) review someday lol

[@grellsutcliffe8265]

In 40 billion years the universe will no longer be capable of sustaining life, and yet pyro will still be uploading videos saying he's working on petscop 2

[@1crate248]

The best part of Tik Tok is that these influencers have such a short shelf life that you get to witness their rise and fall from relevance in the same year. Incredible.

[@platinumsix2087]

Yeah. It’s honestly weird to see this all just blow away so quick

[@americansoapproductstm8206]

I usually forget about their existance the next day

[@MariaM11]

Hahahahah

[@1crate248]

@@americansoapproductstm8206 most people above the age of 25 do

[@pagatryx5451]

@@1crate248 25? I'd say 12. Seems like the only ones older than that are more interested from making money from it, or just for the memes.

[@hankhill9173]

As a Beatles fan, reading "Strawberry Fields Whatever" dealt 2x psychic damage with STAB boost to me

[@jub3828]

Pokémon fan spotted; termnination immenant

[@hankhill9173]

@@jub3828 💔💔💔

[@karelesskurt]

Pyro: makes an 8 hour scripted review of a show, gets 2 view Charlie: takes a footstep on camera, 5 trillion views Society.

[@thorbat]

Who tf has time to watch an 8 hour video?

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

@@thorbat me

[@Joey_Rhubarb]

@@thorbat ive watched it 3 times

[@wisewisdomtooth]

@@thorbat I was hoping it would be 10

[@stigenbeat568]

we live in one

[@Nullified_VA]

"Uber Eats is their best friend" Me: *coughs nervously*

[@noblehobolo3968]

*Sweats nervously to accompany your Coughs*

[@Person-lk1vs]

@@noblehobolo3968 *nervous shaking to go with your sweats and coughs*

[@americansoapproductstm8206]

Start with something as simple as frying eggs in a cast iron skillet.

[@resphantom]

At least you don't steam frozen veggies in a microwave. Albeit probably more healthier than fast food.

[@resphantom]

@@americansoapproductstm8206 Frying eggs in a cast iron skillet is simple... Aren't cast iron used to sear thick steaks? You gonna burn that egg. xD

[@droidcommanderthespinosaur689]

One thing I’ve learned from this video that definitely terrifies me to my core is that Paris has public urinals. The second thing is, they all sound like emotionless androids sent by aliens to assimilate into society and guess what, they’re failing horribly.

[@Groove4lyf3]

Fr🤮nce

[@n_aniki]

@@Groove4lyf3 French "people"

[@Doughy_in_the_Middle]

Back in the day of TheSims2 being new, I made a house mostly about "The Real World" but stupidly extra, with one personality feature maxed out and the others a descending scale. Everyone was ridiculously dressed and made up. Then cheatcodes to make EVERYTHING high-end in the house. HypeHouse makes that game look like reruns of Three's Company.

[@Xethl]

I love how "filler" for Pyro is 15-45 minutes long. 7 hour youtube videos are the new standard!

[@calumbyrne5926]

It’s gotten to the point I’m disappointed or see it as a shorter video when it’s only 45 minutes

[@Xethl]

@@calumbyrne5926 how dare he not upload a 4 hour video, heavily edited every day. smh. KZbinr privilege

[@trbd]

The idea of celebs pretending to not know the basic thing about cooking has been exhausted to death and should be left to 2000s reality TVs where it belong ...they're just pretending, aren't they?

[@HelloYouAreDead]

I really hope they do

[@ubermaster134]

@@HelloYouAreDead tiktok celebs having basic living skills? Unlikely

[@tharealestinhurr]

Are they?

[@trianglemoebius]

@@ubermaster134 For what it's woth, TikTokers generally aren't born into fame. Like you don't see someone become a TikTok "influencer" because their dad was big on Vine or anything. So I feel like at least some of them would have learned basic living skills before they went viral, because there was no way for them to have previously survived otherwise.

[@JoaoVictor-rg5ix]

Are they?

[@breezy5797]

The scene with "Bit. It's just bit, and that's it" and then Noel Miller going "bars" broke me in half thank you

[@Heegy1]

Bars homie

[@wigligigly3375]

sister x 👙, why the hell is it in like 20 different languages, also go to like a freaking Among Us server to spam that kind of stuff

[@spartandumpster1158]

I just got a great idea for a show featuring TikTokers. It'd be something like this, where they're all living together, but the crew basically lies to them what the show's about. They tell them "this is about you guys, the wacky times you have living together, and what it's like to be super famous Tik Tok stars!" but in reality it's a psychological case study watching this house fall apart. They could have one member who's in on it and has a hidden camera, so everyone else is under the impression they're done being filmed if the camera crew's gone. Give us a peak at how attention starved these people are, with the crew filming you'll see everyone in the pool, on the basketball court, playing games in the living room, etc. On the guy's hidden camera, he takes a walk around the house, completely barren the instant the camera crew left, everyone else either left or went to their own rooms!

[@anonymousemail8754]

Haven’t watched this yet, but loving the movement towards reviewing/commentary on movies or shows rather than videos!

[@helwrecht1637]

Pyro just be Nostaliga critic in a wig

[@jackphillips5215]

@@helwrecht1637 I doubt he will make anything like The Wall review

[@tami3456]

This is a video though...

[@OrenjiMura]

What the fuck does that last part mean? Reviewing is part of the video format lol

[@drox3992]

@fine why are you posting random vid about Jesus or some trash

[@Mr.Redink]

I long for the fall of this system. And seeing these people trying to explain how they're victims. While when they were living in literal castles they were ignoring people that were starving and being evicted. And just continued to profit from culture that flexed everything they had in the face of those people. Their existence is just leisure.

[@Mr.Redink]

@VoltDenatsu 1/80th is a weird fraction. But yeah I'm sorry man, we work hard to get nothing. People who keep the lights on and the grocery shelves stocked are completely unknown while these idiots get to live in literal leisure ? Disgusting. I hope things are better now homie

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

TikTok never developed a culture of hardwork and innovation like KZbin did, so everyone is stuck in this constantly repeating loop of uncreative and unfunny content.

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

@‡ Yeah but you have people like Pyro and others who put out genuinely good content.

[@frozenuruguayball6436]

Rich people can still have feelings they can feel sad bad happy etc

[@CursedContent]

The second they mention the word “desert” I knew pyro was gonna make 100 fallout new Vegas jokes

[@metetural9140]

Hey atleast it ain't a Breaking Bad joke

[@Majima_Nowhere]

33:50 "That's just my natural skin tone sometimes" -Person with 30 pounds of makeup on

[@Don-ds3dy]

Honestly, I Do Not Wish I was as well off as these people. At most they need to make one TikTok video every once and a while, and they get to live in a mansion and drive sports cars, and yet they act so unsatisfied with their existence.

[@ajmorales5748]

Seriously, and even if i try to imagine the things I'd spend I'd still make more money than I'll ever need/actually use

[@luckypasta376]

It’s because their young and they’ve basically hit their peak of lifestyle. It’s bad. They could achieve so much more, but because they are 1 dimensional they fall flat into their own misery lmao.

[@greekifreekifan870]

I could imagine what I could do with that money, but it means nothing if it can't go outside and interact with other people in addition to it. Kind of like my current situation except I don't have money.

[@GreenMachineOG]

Just saying, a fraction of the money they make would solve 99% of the issues in my life right now, as well as my medical problems. I'd rather have "rich people problems" than poor people problems lmao

[@greekifreekifan870]

@@GreenMachineOG Fr

[@jackdaniel3135]

I honestly don’t expect anything more than a mansion of TikTok content creators all being completely miserable and overwhelmed with stress. It doesn’t look like a fun lifestyle in any kind of way.

[@ErikVRed]

Overwhelmed with the stress of making millions from posting videos of them eating chips

[@darianstarfrog]

They're just vacant..in general.. no personality..gah!

[@Toxic_Korgi]

@@ErikVRed It does kind of make sense, it's a lot more stressful and hard to be a content creator when you have no talent and got famous by doing random shit. Imagine trying to evolve your content when all it is is you eating chips or lip singing a song.

[@ErikVRed]

@@Toxic_Korgi bro they get views for doing anything, they don’t even have to think of making better or different content. I’m an engineering student and I’m working almost full time so it’s kind of hard to feel sorry for these kids that get rich from doing nothing all day

[@Toxic_Korgi]

@@ErikVRed Don't get me wrong you're right and i agree. My point was just that if you're an idiot influencer who got famous eating chips with humus your pea brain is going to struggle trying to figure out how to make a brand out of it when the trends change and you're losing popularity. First world problems at its finest.

[@ejm1225]

"The Hype House is a TikTok collective based in Los Angeles, CA, or as I like to call it: the largest dark RPGMod server in existence." I hate TikTok as much as the next guy, but why is it that Los Angeles always seems to be a hotspot for soulless celebrity nonsense? Honestly, every day, I grow to understand why so many people can't stand California. And don't even get me started on the other exhausting hell that is Silicon Valley. "Man, this entire series is like a PSA to not move to LA." Also, Barton G.? More like Barfing Shit! 35:55 And fucking DJ Spit, my man!

[@Ethiixx]

Hollywood goes beyond movies I guess.

[@zerotodona1495]

Because liberal leftist are cancer upon society.

[@alexanderstone9463]

La la land’s purpose on this earth is to serve as a giant magnet for the vacuous and self-obsessed fame seekers. Similar to how Las Vegas’ purpose on this earth is to be a magnet for gambling addicts.

[@haiqal5333]

Maybe because LA is the home of Hollywood and Music people? Home of US entertainment to be more precise.

[@haiqal5333]

@@alexanderstone9463 Maybe you're right about the LA part but Vegas actually started as a gambling den for fellow soldiers staying at the army bases, then when Mafia families opened more casinos it became a hotspot for outsider gamblers.

[@commando_barrage501]

Quick question: Ok so most of us know the others right. Who tf is Mia? She’s contributed nothing to the group but just seemed angry at everything

[@joshuagibbs3903]

Never have I been more disappointed than having pyro call a $80,000 corvette a £200,000 lambo

[@benjiflynnbarrs6432]

I was really hoping I wasn't the only person who noticed

[@tiagobelo4965]

Good to know im not the only one that noticed it

[@danielamat1967]

I had to see if someone commented this

[@SexyLilSeaOtter]

Thank you all for noticing. I seriously thought I was the only one.

[@revelare_xvii6269]

Same.

[@Pantsmode]

"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy." - Thanos

[@erykzysk3330]

Nah I think Private Ryan said that

[@stoinkydoinky4583]

She's gonna make a warrior out of you? You are so fucked, Jason. -Ghandi

[@kupokinzyt]

Dude you lose so many points for saying this is Thano's quote. Like, this is a genuine life-time virgin award.

[@ShibuNub3305]

"Pull the trigger! Shoot me! SHOOT ME!" -Mr.Breasts

[@yamnbam4346]

“Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking cross and let me be reborn!” Velvet Crowe

[@laurapaceviciute97]

I've been a Pyrocynical subscriber/fan for a long time now and I never really continue watching any KZbinrs, however, it's different with Pyro. I've been watching him consistently for years because I find both his old and new videos very enjoyable. I really appreciate that there are KZbinrs like Pyro, who can develop and change their content along with themselves while keeping it just as entertaining, so the older audience can lowkey grow with them (at least in my opinion). I appreciate you, Pyro, and keep up the great work!

[@georgecostanza2567]

Yeah same here especially loved the video where he confessed to being into obese furry fart roleplay

[@jessetorres9502]

Good for you

[@alexread6767]

27:30 A nerd trapped in a sexy man's body... that's pretty much who I strive to be some day

[@boyohoban1325]

23:57 how dare you make a mistake in editing, this skeleton staying on screen for 1 frame after the angle changes is absolutely unacceptable.

[@tps_sp]

5:51 not even a min and I found the first transgender pop star. Kim Petras, born on 27th August 1992 in Cologne, Germany. Her whole genre of music is EDM, Pop, Dance-pop Electropop and Bubblegum pop. Her career started in 2008 and she's been continuing since then and her latest single "Coconut" was released on the 3rd of December 2021

[@history-jovian]

Good to know

[@DirEnGay]

Pyro finding out he shares the same Zodiac sign with Hìtler gave me an idea. For each Zodiac sign I'm going to learn a despicable person from history assigned to them and if anybody ever tries to tell me what I am based on my Zodiac sign, I'll ask for theirs in return and let them know they share the same Zodiac sign as Pol Pot. Taurus by the way for anyone wondering.

[@ease3784]

I was thinking the same lol

[@GargomanPL]

any interesting finds about Aquarius?

[@DirEnGay]

@@GargomanPL Gary Ridgeway AKA The Green River Killer. Maybe they won't have heard of him but remind them that he's raped and killed at least 49 women.

[@DuVious1]

what about Cancer

[@naethavenir9422]

Oooh about Libra?

[@livefreeprintguns]

17:51 "I've noticed a spike going down." You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[@say_farmer7]

You can tell what game Pyro has played recently just by his choice of music in his videos. ROCK AND STONE!

[@manboy4720]

i wonder if it's edible...

[@mahmud7645]

He likes to reference Kojima game music and Dark Souls

[@doritomuncher_429]

TO THE BONE!

[@honey-hunterslimefanno.3257]

I couldn’t help but jam out as soon as I realised that was what he was using. ROCK AND STONE, OR YOU AIN’T COMIN HOMEEE!

[@thebestpig123gaming8]

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE!?

[@yeti7565]

I absolutely hate my generation For giving these people an opportunity to have a show

[@makkapakka8497]

29:46 im gonna pretend he didnt call a 82000 pound corvette a 250000 pound lamborghini....

[@TR33ZY_CRTM]

Same

[@twu1909]

I was looking for this comment

[@rcranch3838]

BUT THATS A FERRARI NOT A CROWVETTE jk chill down

[@mijajajaja]

The only one I'm even slightly aware of is Nikita..and when I saw her on here I thought "Is she like the house Mom or something?" thinking since everyone in the house is barely in their 20's, it was weird she was there because she's so much older. Turns out she's 26...I definitely thought she was 43

[@TeamLarry]

its so creepy how Davids clone acts so similar to David, scarry dam

[@leadpiper]

average bot

[@CatNigga]

L + ratio + didn't ask + stolen comment + bought subs + no bitches + touch grass

[@haiqal5333]

He should be an actor 😅

[@davinthegod708]

Pyro, think about it like this: are you really going to let Matpat have all the credit for deep analysis on Petscop? You wouldn't do that, would you?

[@gilkganggod7241]

This show could have been interesting if they just had cameras recording their everyday life and problems. It’d be a little reality show-esque but it would show off the “real” side to people that control their image so tightly.

[@trianglemoebius]

While that is true, it's also why they didn't do it. You know these people would never agree to a Big Brother type progarmme. They need their fake imagine to survive.

[@kierancalder8573]

I love how pyro uses such a diversity of soundtracks. I recognized that granny horror app and Mass Effect 1 at some points 🤣

[@hellobye2824]

and ddlc!

[@peterotoole2142]

Nikita Dragun went to my High School and graduated in 2014. One day around thanksgiving she just walked into the school and a huge fucking mob surrounded her and basically shut down the school for a solid 15 minutes. Kinda scary how many people look up to these influencers who aren't the best figures.

[@redbananaboomerang3278]

Did anyone else notice when Pyro was reading his zodiac sign stuff that it went from saying people born under the sign are hard workers, to saying they can be lazy just a few sentences later

[@petervalentin1879]

Pyro: "250,00 pound Lamborghini!" *Laughs in Corvette C8"

[@joshdischinger6634]

Did he just call a Corvette a Lamborghini ? as a car guy this hurts my soul

[@offbrandbiscuit]

Fr man, shit bothered the hell out of me goddamn

[@johnsalamii]

pyro knows nothing about cars so its not that surprising

[@lett_ooce]

The fact that Pyro is able to slide in Breaking Bad references without a lot of us realising until halfway through the episode or not realising at all is awesome... but also probably a bad thing because that means we're all becoming desensitised to it and that's probably 100% what he wants

[@rosestar1324]

If you don't pick up all the breaking bad references until much later just means you didn't watch breaking bad that much. I used to live, sleep, eat, and breathe BB.

[@matteyevee2333]

Half this show is like “hey guys can you record a 4 second video” then they burst into tears having a meltdown , cuts to the interview section “so when my mom viciously beat me ….” Like tryna score empathy points

[@nesbits22]

I think there’s an unspoken agreement between interior designers that every millionaire’s house has gotta look like bland shite

[@AverageD64]

holy shit, I was so happy at 41:14 for pyro playing a 1 second clip of Cygnus, which was in the grand strategy game Endless space 2, which I love so much I memorised my favorite tracks whenever they played in game. I believe in Cygnus supremecy

[@KenLinx]

I miss when people needed to have talent to be successful online. I seriously don't understand why the most followed person on TikTok is the most followed. Bots? Money launderers? Wtf got her up there? I can literally find a million other personalities just like her.

[@thefupsystem3566]

this is unike see this kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3O8dmBuoLKSmbM!

[@tharealestinhurr]

Yes

[@tccc5331]

"I can literally find a million other personalities just like *her*" Thats the point. Its a she, people are only following her to beat off to her dances.

[@Tweakthedevourer]

Most of these TikTok “celebs” confuse and perplex the ever living shit out of me man to how they even became famous when there are people on TikTok that create content thousands of times better and aren’t even famous

[@elmaionesosexo]

That's the reality of entertainment

[@Rafae017]

“Los Angeles, California, or as I like to call it: The largest dark rp G mod server in existence” As a resident of Los Angeles, California, how right you are.

[@liamcluett6203]

Why are you still there?

[@Toxic_Korgi]

@@liamcluett6203 Guessing its because of the number of businesses and industry that you're not gonna be able to work or interact with of you live in Lathrop or Bakersfield.

[@CasuallyShadow]

CRUELTY SQUAD REFERENCE AT THE START OF THE VIDEO

[@Bmwm5f90cs]

Yea, you should have seen the amount of those in the utopia vid its crazy how many there are

[@SwissAlboblah]

4:02 when the british man calls it chips instead potato cracky with burning powder of scrumbly feelings.

[@noblehobolo3968]

Define scrumbly

[@hhjpegg]

@@noblehobolo3968 I think its a combination of scrumptious + crumbly

[@szuhat3190]

19:28 Pyro representing his love of Poland by using the "Gratuluje" (congratulations) moment from evangelion in Polish (here in Poland we use a technique called lector which is just a single guy dubbing over everyone in the same voice, to save on costs)

[@testname4464]

I can't even fucking watch this. Seeing trillionares complain about how "hard" their lives are

[@vakapont]

even a review of this show is difficult to watch. can't imagine what watching the show itself must feel like

[@AbdallahAhmed-qz6uu]

"claiming to be the first trans popstar" that's clearly and obviously untrue as Pyrocynical is proven to be the first trans popstar.

[@lancemassey336]

Everyone making fun of the “I’ll try to keep it brief” at the beginning doesn’t seem to understand. Each Pyro minutes is like five of our minutes, he’s working with dog years….but in reverse 🤯

[@voxvolhynia5400]

Maybe we've been the dogs all along

[@MammothChats]

I’m really happy that Pyro is actually making people aware of Tik Toks evilness.

[@MammothChats]

@oky true

[@Ethiixx]

Hes been doing it since it was called Music.ly back in 2017

[@MammothChats]

@@Ethiixx that’s true but tbh it seems like people make fun of it instead of actually look at how damaging it is

[@johnreggie7011]

“my 20’s are fading and the shadow of responsibility is coming” just hit different

[@initialc6413]

29:40 - "250 thousand pound lamborghini" while a bright pink c8 corvette is being filmed

[@Mr.Redink]

I love how they think they did any amount of real work. Bro, your parents are rich and well connected, and you're cute. You've never worked on anything, you don't even do your own music. Jesus christ how can people watch this?

[@marioandluigi143]

Bless you Pyro, for losing the brain cells so other people don't have to just for this trainwreck.

[@spartandumpster1158]

I haven't noticed if they still have the Fennec Fox, I'm hoping they only rented it just to look at and play with for the day because I know those animals are really hard to take care of as pets and I highly doubt these people would bother to properly take care of it. That is something that drives me nuts when it comes to people with a lot of money, they'll just buy random animals purely because they can afford them. It's like the line from Jurassic Park, "you were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think whether or not you should." Buying a weirdly expensive piece of memorabilia or whatever item is one thing, they're cool at first then start collecting dust, but an animal you have to be prepared for. I'm pretty sure that's the reason for how people fucked up ecosystems, they buy an exotic animal like a Python from another country, bring them back to Florida, then they grow too big so they don't want them anymore and release them into the wild.

[@Naroline]

41:52 I'm taurus as well and got rejected by art school... Well, when covid is over, I'll go to a politic school ! Thanks Pyro for showing us the way once again !

[@folksydragoon4711]

Alex seems like he’d be the type of kid to eat gum from under the desk in school while no one was asking him to

[@X-SPONGED]

40:55 You know, at first. I completely dismissed A and B because they were too logical for these kids to do. But when Pyro read what option C was. I almost immediately reconsidered Option A and B because not even these imbeciles could be **that** stupid. Before being immediately interrupted with confirmation that it is indeed, Option C. God, isn't TikTok such an amazing platform, guys ?

[@3u-n3ma_r1-c0]

i immediately dismissed A and B because I was like "waiit.. if they went with A and B, that'd solve the problem. there's no way theyre going with A or B." and i was correct.

[@johnsonnosnhoj3851]

Sometimes I wonder, sometimes I dream, what if TikTok gets taken down permanently? Will its young users begin their search for a new platform to distract themselves with? Lead to an endless chase luring them with their own desperation, only to find nothing in the end. Or will they release their frustrations upon the world? Let their wrath flood the streets with riots, vandalism, destruction, fear, and copyrighted music. Or shall TikTok stay in its current state? It can contain all the horrors an ignorant child can commit, the flawed logic of all the teenagers all across the world, a place for all of them to be locked away from the light of the outside. In the end, TikTok is a vessel, a vessel for all ignorant minds to inhabit, multiply, decay together. Should that vessel be broken? Or should it contain what lies within? But yeah these people are retards lmao.

[@xaviervazquez375]

"driving a £250,000 Lamborghini" bruh that's a 60k Corvette.