becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]

[@Technoblade]

TABLE OF CONTENTS 0:00 INTRO / SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG 22:10 THE AMBUSH 1:04:05 NETHERITE MINING 2:06:21 DREAM SHOWS UP 3:12:07 SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG PART 2

[@srir3795]

First reply

[@DrMysteryBurns]

SO TRUE TECHNO

[@RookFox]

Put the time when you passed skeppy in subs

[@Greenfinches]

Pog

[@Michael-xe6im]

Techno op

[@Squaredasher]

I love how Technoblade isn’t allowed in Lmanberg but just chills there anyways because he’s too powerful for anyone to do anything about it

[@Vision-lz4ru]

Well some try to stop Techno, but despite it usually being a 4v1 they get destroyed

[@SagemaGrindset1894]

Lmao i remember his early days in the smp he just waltzs into Manberg and it looked so funny from Wilburs POV

[@tornadotaylor8956]

They dont care anymore they aren't going to kill him

[@imghost3032]

@Mr.Ironic Vlogs That's probably why Dreams building a prison.

[@theshireff2464]

Y e s really

[@sam-pn6lw]

Techno: People need to stop visiting me, they keep visiting me Tommy: Why is nobody visiting me?

[@Grace-53]

The funniest part is that they live *together*

[@Sky-uuyeyyue]

@@Grace-53 lmao yeah

[@beegum6311]

Oof- BIF OOF- That HUrts

[@bruhwtf2662]

@@Grace-53 both sides of the yin and yang

[@Detective_depther]

Oposite yeah that's the cool thing enemies turn into friends kinda

[@skylerbishop9632]

Techno: doesn’t worry about Dream seeing him and potentially dying Also Techno: “I almost swore oh my monitization”

[@hongfang7869]

Time stamp?

[@hithere7313]

@@hongfang7869 around 2:48:25.

[@spaghettiguy3205]

It’s because he’s better at the game

[@logibumzrblx403]

I mean, who won the $100k 1v1 xD

[@milesandrews6711]

@@logibumzrblx403 yeah but he didn't win it with an almost broken pickaxe

[@maxl.b.m.y.g.5918]

Homeless Dream is still one of my favorite bits of all time

[@starscorage-i3u]

This is to sad seeing comments from 3 years ago

[@GiannaCozzi]

@@starscorage-i3uexactly.

[@YourAverageAbrams]

I dont know what to think about the channel members they still refuse to give up loyalty All I can do is respect their dedication

[@Nehkye]

Techno made so much fun of Dream being homeless, Dream went and actually built a house.

[@gremlinfifty2308]

peer pressure

[@ilikemyowncommentsyoushoul6101]

"If you're homeless, just buy a house" *Minecraft Editon*

[@ardx5222]

Facts😂😂

[@ilikemyowncommentsyoushoul6101]

@Yeet Oof Wait, cyberbullying can be done a wrong way?

[@Cat-pw5qr]

@@gremlinfifty2308 It seems like Techno and Ranboo aren't the only ones who are extremely subject to peer pressure

[@Rosewaver]

I love the fact that Technoblade's the only member of the SMP that will willingly and gleefully bully Dream, the essential god of the server. What a legend.

[@brothdian]

And dream got so bullied he built an house, effects of being bullied by Techno

[@teamstrees4788]

I felt so bad for dream but couldn’t stop laughing

[@gabyzz1331]

I started to get triggered when techno was bullying him for building a house But it was also so funny Like hes already building a house because of you, you can stop now

[@ahanm.k8653]

I can see how big ur a fan of the dream smp by ur subscriptions

[@V22575]

And Mexican Dream

[@epicchicken2045]

i’ve used this as sleep asmr for almost 2 years now, it’s so good dude the beginning is super entertaining and the middle to end is pretty chill, rip the big man you shall not be forgotten

[@mybeme9130]

Glad I'm not the only one. It's perfect for getting some sleep when I can. Or being entertaining when I can't sleep.

[@Subtextied]

I sleep with background videos, and recently my youtube leads me to a techno video eventually. Waking up to techno every morning by sheer algorithm feels a little odd, rip

[@I.like.wolves220]

I use this to fall asleep every night. Techno's voice is super calming for some reason.

[@Ruby-bk8xp]

Techno: "TNT is just mean" 5 mins later: *bringing creepers inside of dream's house*

[@angelpineda1002]

Didn’t say creepers were

[@toaster_]

“Modern problems require modern solutions.”

[@lupetorres4957]

666 likes BLOOOD GOD

[@relodead2622]

@@lupetorres4957 huh

[@Nic-gq5mz]

Where what time stamp?

[@יאירימין-ע2ו]

When dream told techno he knows about tommy the chat started literaly "buying time" for techno.

[@heatherreadsreddit8579]

I see what you did there. 😂

[@Will-fu6db]

He smart

[@drx5226]

יאיר מין

[@luffy15vic]

What tine

[@יאירימין-ע2ו]

It starts at 2:10:00

[@meralbolattakmaz7072]

Dream: being a villain Techno: I like your funny words homeless man

[@theman8337]

time??

[@jedidiahchavez1541]

@Ledragon hi

[@reixie]

@@theman8337 its a joke

[@thoghtugs584]

@@theman8337 2:19:35

[@theman8337]

@@thoghtugs584 thank you idk why i’m getting so much hate?

[@JoelPoelton]

“Techno i made it to a stream on time” “i’m very proud of you, very proud” “Techno i passed my road test!” “……. *sigh* i’m proud.”

[@lavenishere_]

timestamp?

[@shelbyteague7928]

“Toothpick’s getting a little low on durability” Yeah, it’s been getting a lot of use mining the canon lives of his enemies

[@eeelaina5588]

Ranboo and techno should team up for pickaxe supremacy

[@ryutae6151]

@@eeelaina5588 noob

[@UA_7177]

@@ryutae6151 wtf lol

[@NoNo-jy8jm]

Lmfao

[@maulaz612]

Lmao

[@RinReforged]

I like how out of everything Tommy did the only thing Techno refused to take the blame for was the cobblestone tower

[@hodanispretty6917]

Why no replies

[@sorrow573]

Your engrish is great

[@kkTeaz]

@@sorrow573 jong

[@MarkB..]

@@washington6485 flong

[@just_ise4418]

G L A T T (pigstep, but G L A T T)

[@azuraligthfeilt]

Techno: "Respect him chat" Also techno: "His property value went from $5 to $3 to $1"

[@andrewxavier01]

Lmao!

[@tntcake6327]

Ofc? Only techno is allowed to cyberbully the other smp members

[@imnab8717]

i just watched a 30 min Asmr

[@maro5455]

@@tntcake6327 Technoblade... the only one capable of bullying Dream.

[@nayasse]

@@tntcake6327 and those nerds cant even do shit about it lmaoo

[@KylieMeow222]

to think he was doing this all at that tiny setup, with a computer for a second monitor, this man is a real legend

[@lemon_notes2645]

For those of you who want Techno to find his weapons, please DO NOT spam coordinates of any sort. Finding Techno’s weapons is a stream that will be eventually done in the future, but spamming will not get the storyline anywhere. It becomes a problem for our lovely mods and makes other viewers feel uncomfortable. The only thing you need to do is make sure you are subscribed to Technoblade. Edit: #1 on Trending for Gaming again! Keep up the good work Techno!

[@potatoechip2043]

I agree I agree I agree Listen to that guy above me

[@rab_2]

Don't forget to hit the channel member button, unless you're broke af just like some of us

[@ZachWasabi]

comment is pointless. Theres 9yr olds that have no respect

[@zapperpat1274]

I don't know what kind of stories you've saw, But finding those won't end the storyline or even make a dent of a problem to the storyline

[@c.y.922]

The stupid thing is that TECHNO WROTE THE DAMN STORY. He knows what’s going to happen. It’s like shouting for someone to do something while watching a movie.

[@magmamite4472]

“I’m live” “I understand that, will you be live in an hour?” “I mean probably” “Ok, Whatever. No Biggie” - The great conversation between Techno and his Dad

[@havaltherock]

I've been watching too much lore posts and shit cuz after reading this comment I was like "When did phil say that"

[@kadentam2946]

His dads voice is so deep

[@zayanrafiq4122]

Time stamp?

[@dylanlcp3610]

@@zayanrafiq4122 43:04

[@Dunkakino]

@@kadentam2946 His dad is like Liam Neeson's voice

[@YannickMertens-fk9nr]

Description: "chill stream" Timestamps: "SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG, THE AMBUSH, DREAM SHOWS UP"

[@kewloof8362]

"chill stream (probably)"

[@maskboy2743]

@@kewloof8362 i was just bout to sa that

[@maskboy2743]

say*

[@lazarus3285]

its just another day for technoblade

[@arifaddeen5041]

The blood god ways of chilling

[@rigasye5916]

This was recommended to me just now for no reason and it brought back so many memories, truly good time, we miss you technoblade

[@anthonyradford8605]

You can tell Dream is trying to sell the same “Tommy, you fucked up” energy from when he demanded Tommy be exiled, but Technoblade is so outlandish and nonchalant that Dream can’t not smile when he’s doing it.

[@wowdogememe1541]

You can't intimidate a man who doesn't fear

[@waspexe6359]

**Can't not** Smort

[@darlek_0017]

you can push tommy around. but techno is a whole new dimension. (Im a fan of both dream and techno)

[@tsukeyi]

that's because technoblade is the only person dream actually respects / fears (referring to in the rp of course)

[@MySingerlover]

Techno wanted to stay true to this video description, even at the cost of lore.

[@pandamn4589]

"I know that Tommy's been here." Techno: *long pause* Techno: so uh Ducko Tako thank you for the 100 and-

[@Snukkuri]

Then the chat proceeds to donate more and join the channel members

[@Randomguy0-0]

Homeless dream pog

[@apple10234]

Timestamp please.

[@ducktape4221]

@@apple10234 2:06:21

[@apple10234]

@@ducktape4221 like the exact timestamp

[@allisonsmall4253]

Ok but canonically? The idea of dream trying to talk to techno and techno just talking to the voices in his head instead is hilarious

[@vesper6599]

I just realised this XD Now I don't know which version is funnier

[@Cinnaschticks]

I forgot about that. XD

[@lutfihasan7496]

What minutes?

[@vesper6599]

@@lutfihasan7496 go to 2:09:58

[@vnnttt]

Please-

[@ninjaortiz845]

This is single handedly both the funniest thing and the most depressing thing ever.

[@emmettdja]

Technoblade should make an ender pearl stasis chamber at his base so if hes ever about to get executed Tommy can activate it and techno will instantly be teleported back to his base. That would be hilarious!

[@kaiden8197]

Oh the one with the soulsand water elevator?

[@vehehgito]

@@kaiden8197 Yeah

[@jellinelinlin6414]

you're so wise

[@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676]

That would be so cool

[@johneden582]

Also if techno goes in the prison that is the only way I could think of to get out

[@orlando780]

I love how dream tries to be intimidating and ominous, then techno just completely denies him. "Do you remember who killed theseus?" "Nope, and Im pretty sure you dont either" "..."

[@lazydog8331]

Its payback for all of the times they ruined techno's speechs

[@KittyandLychee]

You can’t intimidate Technoblade because Technoblade never dies.

[@sushitime5052]

Timestamp?

[@KittyandLychee]

@@sushitime5052 2:15:10

[@yana-rv]

i heard that in techno's voice

[@johnkir8975]

Dream with everybody: " I can kill you" Dream with Techno: "I'M NOT HOMELESS"

[@РенатаДаминова-т2о]

Awwwwwwww

[@payjoem24]

Their interactions are the best I swear XD

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@payjoem24 I love overpowered characters, especially villains, who are complete dorks in their off time, and that’s the vibe I get with dream and techno

[@heatherreadsreddit8579]

@@stingerjohnny9951 Absolutely!

[@iumz4253]

Techno is the only superior to Dream in Dream SMP

[@GBanana-_-]

Realizing i will never hear him say one of us with the bell ringing is one of the things I never would’ve thought would hurt me

[@davidloza9316]

"You wouldn't know my house it goes to another school." Honestly thats now one of my favorite technoblade quotes where he's mocking dream

[@muckyesyesindisguise3854]

Yes it is

[@Coolskeleton2030]

Same

[@imadeaterribleremake9124]

Techno is totally bullying dream because his house goes to another school so mean

[@user-zv3do7wz2b]

Tha- that's not mocking Thats just making fun of him

[@Frankiln.D.Roosevelt.1934]

@@user-zv3do7wz2b so mocking is the right word

[@davidsantiago7808]

the part where he just keeps interrupting dream and gaslighting him was way too fkn funny, Dream was trying so hard to be a villain and techno was mindgaming him at every step.

[@thelunamage5772]

The karma is realllll

[@marstheclown9314]

Time stamp?

[@davidsantiago7808]

@@marstheclown9314 theres literally a part of the video named "DREAM SHOWS UP"

[@shesnotcrazy5866]

Yup

[@wb7639]

@@marstheclown9314 I believe it starts around 2:10:00 but I’m not entirely sure, sorry

[@buronkrilitas7737]

Dream to everyone else : scary, admin, pvp god, speedrunner. Dream to technoblade : bully target

[@teentraveler1790]

Its because they're on equal level isn't?

[@tpomr1837]

@@teentraveler1790 dream cant transform, techno is automatically superior in his plane form MK 2

[@Sparkythenon]

@@Thyja oh hey you were 2 seconds ago

[@kreonidas7475]

@@Sparkythenon oh hey you were a minute ago

[@skyethetsubaki]

@@kreonidas7475 oh hey! You were 8 minutes ago!

[@N_isaplushieXD]

"HIS PROPERTY VALUE WENT FROM $5 TO 3 NOOOOO" -A legend

[@puffygasp]

Dream SMP animatics: "You wanna be a hero? Then die like one!" Dream SMP in stream: *"oH lOoK aT tHiS pOoR mAn."*

[@randomperson8994]

But... *"Welcome home Theseus"*

[@MonkeyDLuffy-ym2yu]

Hero's never die

[@randomperson8994]

@@MonkeyDLuffy-ym2yu legends never die

[@expiredmilk5435]

@@randomperson8994 techno neva dies

[@randomperson8994]

@@expiredmilk5435 y e s

[@yannismpa3701]

"You spelled therapy wrong!" "Its a hard word to spell" "YOURE AN ENGLISH MAJOR!"

[@thesampion628]

"I DROPPED OUT! "

[@ryana5793]

‘’Y U BUILD GIRLFRIEND’’

[@millyhearts]

wait- timestamp?

[@notsnibbets7347]

2:18:00

[@christinevu5260]

THEIR INTERACTIONS ARE PERFECT LMAO

[@vinsio1712]

Dream: I know where Tommy is Techno: *So there's this thing called donations*

[@myalondono1093]

LMFAO YES.

[@vibrantglitch5722]

I ruined your 800

[@menoislucky8179]

Timestamp pls

[@depressedonion9080]

@@menoislucky8179 2:09:58

[@classit8248]

@@depressedonion9080 thanks

[@ureehueurv]

Techno has returned to his natural element:cyberbullying. Edit:getting top comment on a techno video was something i never expected

[@Hamzathegoat69]

The return of the king

[@a_nice_humanoid5966]

@@Hamzathegoat69 y e s h

[@upgradedsg1tea]

It's good to see him back

[@entity7742]

He even bullied the owner glad to he's back to his former self

[@МішаКарпенко]

@F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE You violating rules

[@Profilemango4660_]

Ponk *shows up with no armor* Everyone:- what power would you have to take on technoblade Ponk:- I have the power of wisdom and government *Dies anyway*

[@MOLKLY]

Technoblade: *Almost dies* Also techno: “it’s fine”

[@landonsabey2906]

Not even close

[@SleepyPumkin2005]

@@landonsabey2906 true

[@verbatimxd3192]

Technoblade NEVER DIES

[@starmoon4186]

Techno blade never dies he is better than dream

[@housemanandmuril4324]

@Najib Khadda techno blade says that so he aint a stan

[@obamashand4911]

Technoblade makes Dream seem less powerful by just talking to him. THAT is real power.

[@bompscout1999]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@fizzy_wizzy]

Ha

[@gastonEGGS]

Nah, you are the real power. You have Obama’s Hand...

[@sumrandomseal694]

@@gastonEGGS he doesn’t have it, HE IS IT.

[@ramonawassum8095]

HAHAA

[@tunaparlar7235]

He just bullied a homeless person into having a house

[@Маркиза-д1ф]

Lol

[@lazitazi5645]

LMFAO

[@ezdoesgames9041]

HE SOLVED HOMELESSNESS

[@x1h122]

How to disable homelessness: bully them

[@tuuresarolahti6247]

The most technoblade method ever

[@OogieBoogiesLair]

I haven't watched a stream since "so long nerds". Hearing him sing StArTiN' tHe StReAm has me sobbing.

[@aaronlee6279]

"Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@rainrhapsody2411]

Invis Pot Pog!

[@ryantullah7553]

Dream misheard that as “Homelessness”

[@maskboy2743]

got ur comment to 888 likes

[@nibloprospect]

I was the 999 like

[@deathman7419]

This didn't age well

[@CatoTato]

techno: laughs at everyone else’s dirt house techno:don’t laugh chat

[@MAX_DJM]

First comment I guess?

[@zulaikhayauqoob2982]

Ya

[@Liam-cy7qu]

-[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[-

[@goopers1638]

He gets a pass

[@CatoTato]

omg thanks for all the support guys!!

[@HoneyButter_707]

Dream: *trying to be dramatic and canon* Techno: *talking to the voices*

[@myiachanmagicalgirl]

Like, that's what bust my gut about the voices analogy, is that techno blade, in Canon, does things for invisible Money Paid to him by the voices in his head. That is so insane I love it

[@myiachanmagicalgirl]

It also means that, in Canon, techno blade makes up outrageous names for the voices in his head and pretends they're giving him money and committing to following him (subscribing)

[@3RRO4R]

This past weekend I Decided to start rewatching some of Technos past streams. When watching this one, something made me extra emotional. 2:48:16 the Minecraft song “Mice On Venus” started playing. This song has always made me tear up for some reason, but this time it’s different. Hearing the music combined with Techno’s voice, joking about almost being spotted by dream, hit different. Maybe it was too similar to Saddist’s memorial animation, I don’t know. Techno, we miss you..! Rest well king!

[@thatblueday8946]

No cause thissss I frr started crying it also reminded me of the memorial that sadist made I was balling

[@elizabest5560]

"it's a hard word to spell!" "YOURE AN ENGLISH MAJOR!"

[@TroppyCutMinecraftPvP]

"I dropped out"

[@CarrolTheCat]

^

[@dylanwalls8789]

Ok 420 likes no one like

[@xenovexofficial5139]

512 likes just like my low end pc ram

[@PerfectlyTrendy44]

Timestamp?

[@samlomp6267]

On December 20th 2020, After being made fun of for being homeless by Technoblade, Dream, After months of fighting, manipulating, and spying, decides to finally build a house. Thus ending the longest arc in the entire server. Thus ending the dream homeless arc.

[@harrokehn2612]

to then giving up and blowing it all up, thus making him homeless again.

[@pinkpig1695]

So it begins...again

[@michaelvaughn9999]

He did use to have a house

[@capt_noo]

@Se Google Nutzer now its season 2

[@thetester1158]

@@capt_noo Yes

[@fidget0227]

Techno’s technique of a thanking gift subs while people are trying to threaten him pays off way more than I thought it ever would.

[@mayapril4213]

Yes

[@novv__]

Yes

[@classicdino9077]

Yes

[@whitetiger8115]

Yes

[@hellothere3237]

Yes

[@myawelch6133]

Dream around Tommy: Ominous, mysterious, all powerful being Dream around Techno: Defensive homeless person

[@markpapes]

Alternative Title: Man gets unbelievably rich while making fun of homeless man who attempts to build a house Edit: yo wtf anybody could have thought of this why do I have 7k+ likes, I mean I'm not complaining but... thanks? I've never gotten this many likes before More important edit: Technoblade never dies o7

[@ilikemyowncommentsyoushoul6101]

Capitalism in a nutshell

[@potatoechip2043]

B

[@Ilove_abhi]

@OOI JIE SEN Moe but did you hmmmmmm

[@FreshSqueezedSlugs]

I love escapist fiction!

[@Beelover9000]

haha so original

[@petermarsella6537]

Techno: "I don't have parents" You were supposed to destroy the orphans, not join them!

[@aestheticshh5136]

His parents were killed by orphans

[@icantdrawd1616]

@@aestheticshh5136 The orphans be like: ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[@nikzubyk6396]

No that’s why he hates orphans because nobody should be an orphan even they don’t like orphans would you want to be one no

[@enzie8786]

He became the very thing he swore to destroy

[@buggy4212]

xD

[@joeljohn839]

Why is techno cyberbullying dream more entertaining than the revolution in lmanburg

[@jootkujo9075]

L'Manburg More like L'MaoBurg

[@lovely-gt3ox]

@@jootkujo9075 listen, i don't know who you are but im so disappointed in you i could probably pull off as your mother.

[@jootkujo9075]

@@lovely-gt3ox Never have i ever neen so depressed on something i 100% Agree on

[@yana-rv]

✨✨periodt✨✨

[@dextertoast764]

@@yana-rv ratio

[@xiphchrys6999]

Everytime I feel like I have no idea how i’m going to be able to go to bed, I end up going to Technoblade. Truly a comfort

[@Lyecrenn]

Technoblade, the man who can shame a homeless man into making a house.

[@scrablse2613]

Yes.

[@divutian5876]

Yes.

[@apollengize2423]

Yes.

[@chiknwings2099]

Huge flex

[@twig5730]

Yes

[@bunniesandbutteflies2013]

Dream: intimidating, manipulative, feared Also Dream: 'omeless

[@PapaMeat-sj3ri]

lol

[@rubyrules2]

omeless

[@BisMC]

Ok

[@BisMC]

Pog

[@Cha3.yullll]

‘OMELESS

[@littlekawaiidragon]

dono: “how do you feel about being twins with wilbur” techno: “ that is factually incorrect” everyone who cares abt sbi family dynamic: “that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read”

[@belle2529]

Timestamp?

[@doinkerando]

@@belle2529 3:52:12

[@pk4780]

what does sbi stand for

[@userK77920]

@@pk4780 sleepy boys inc

[@nathealunarsky7004]

whats the timestamp lol, ive been trying to look for it xd

[@CaptanF0rever]

As much grief as people give Dream these days, one thing you can count on is his commital to bits. His chemistry with Techno and Tommy on streams has always brought out the best in all of them.

[@NoName-rk3ii]

Dream: **trying to be ominous and dark** Techno: WELCOME TO THE CHANNEL-

[@honeydrp1650]

I love your Ghost Eyes profile picture 🤩🥰

[@lailasharida8034]

Timestamp?

[@PS-vr1uv]

@@lailasharida8034 2:10:30

[@grimmgoneblank]

If I like now the likes won't be 666, or i would like otherwise-

[@NoName-rk3ii]

@@grimmgoneblank hahaha welp too late for that

[@sethdrake7551]

Summary: Wealthiest man in the world shames other man in green pajamas then insults the house he builds before turning it into a superfund site

[@KillSwitch0447]

I got one better "Rich man cyberbully God for not having a house"

[@sethdrake7551]

@@KillSwitch0447 that is a better one

[@orlando780]

Dream: *Tries to sound like an intimidating villain* Technoblade: K homeless man

[@r.t.8737]

Dream IS an intimidating villain. It does work... on literally everyone except Techno. Even Tommy has grown afraid of Dream now. Technoblade is the only one who can still laugh in Dream's face with actual confidence and surety of his position. (/RP, since apparently we have to make it clear nowadays that we are talking about the roleplay characters, not the real people)

[@Some.username.idk.0]

@@r.t.8737 people are just very into the story and the character, so they don't notice it's characters

[@shayxn]

@@Some.username.idk.0 technos just being himself tbh

[@Extrinoo]

@@r.t.8737 even when its not roleplaying techno is like this.. and i love it

[@user-gi2uh2vc6k]

@@r.t.8737 and even if it's all roleplay, even from technos's side, I'm still sure he despises dream, and doesn't wanna be his friend. Which makes every situation between them awkward

[@SnotheTrex]

2:10:30 Techno basically just said “sorry dream I can’t hear you over my astounding wealth”

[@butterflon]

Thank you for this timestamp I've been looking for that part for forever

[@yandanju3653]

XDDDDDDDDD

[@2o680]

Dream just so cute why he is mad of techno he just slightly jump

[@fern7550]

The ultimate flex

[@pooslide1333]

"Chad who has 14 mil subs attempts to intimidate Techno to giving up Tommy, gets cyberbullied and revealed homeless instead"

[@last5832]

It's a great sight to see

[@monke7238]

Thia can actually be a news title

[@Stino3103]

😂

[@thamamichhakchhuak538]

666th like

[@nothinglol3756]

IMMA LEAVE IT AT 666 LIKES ITS THE PERFECT NUMBER

[@cheesewater74]

“Betraying family members makes no sense” says the Greek mythology nerd

[@redbone9553]

The whole thing is kinda of funny. In Roman culture, respecting a person's own family is one of the great virtues in Rome. But at the same time, Romans greatly respect Greek story, many of which contain event where the characters fight with their own family.

[@cheesewater74]

Haha yeah

[@VeryPeeved]

yeah, and what happened to most of the people who betrayed their families in Greek mythology? there's a reason most of those are tragedies.

[@zFREE11]

EXACLTY

[@starblast-2246]

@@VeryPeeved good point

[@stephencaudle1766]

Personal Timestamps: 14:58 Ponk spotted, Ponk smacked 21:44 "It could be unusual. It could be strange. ODD even!" 22:16 1v3 29:21 Go to Hell Button 2:08:00 Green teletubbie shows up 2:19:26 Dream is homeless 2:33:21 Dream's real estate value plummets 2:41:04 Dream gets egged 2:48:27 For some reason my favorite Technoblade moment 3:00:16 Dream blows up his house 3:19:21 "Oh no, a puppy is going to war!" 3:22:00 Hound army beta test

[@rab_2]

Can't believe we got a free documentary of a wild Dream in his natural habitat

[@fatatang1121]

Techno got more subs than skeppy!

[@theanimatedcat]

Lol :p

[@M33pachu]

Pog

[@-dodup-5970]

@@fatatang1121 EASY

[@randre2848]

Lol hes poor but hes still good and healthy XD

[@Engm4tic]

Alternate title: pig bully’s a green man for being homeless

[@cxpcakie]

And bullies him into having a house

[@Grubdon]

“pig bullies homeless telletubbie”

[@Rocksnoblade]

@Rudwarf 👌

[@StellarGal]

1k likes weeee, techno is so powerful he can bully the green man

[@Fasouly0320]

1.1k like pog

[@sprout_gen]

* Ponk dies * 17:15 antfrost: "canon death" ponk: "shut up cat boy" ant: "that's not what you were saying earlier when you wanted to go on date" 17:48

[@lilredstrawberriez]

_what_

[@poisonpotato9116]

@@lilredstrawberriez *is*

[@helenavillegas2684]

That

[@Kaaffe]

crap

[@user-db1uq3of9b]

*Jack Manifold left the game.*

[@aandngaming9768]

this just came on and i started to smile and cry at the same time, i never realized how much impact someone could have on you when you never met them...R.I.P Technoblade

[@_username]

Tommy: Tell me, what's so good about youtube streaming? Techno: I can say S I M P

[@tbd3336]

And that is how youtube surpassed over twitch in streaming

[@ryutae6151]

WE ARE SIMP

[@tis_ace]

Timestamp ?

[@_username]

@@tis_ace It's not on the vod, but techno did mention that youtube streamers can say simp, cause the word simp is now banned on twitch

[@Rising_Lightning]

@@_username well maybe twitch should stop being such simps

[@travisvargas9054]

Dream spent so much time speedrunning that he never built a house before

[@ameliathepingwatson510]

69? Nice

[@marlenejohnson1599]

Unus annus

[@dhruvrao18]

Memento mori

[@cabtheduck4961]

Memento mori

[@buggy4212]

He probably just knows how to make a diet house

[@jessdoritowhale]

Techno has been the only player on dreamsmp that didn’t give me mild anxiety everytime they interacted with Dream. For that I give my hat to you.

[@thundertaps5752]

I agree with you. At this point, seeing Dream's skin in full netherite armour instills so much fear in me. I stop everytime he appears on screen to starre in slight amazment and absolute terror.

[@meeptowner8440]

@@thundertaps5752 the only thing to beat it is techno with two withers by his side and his sword drawn while hes wearing full enchanted netherite.

[@alextheyoda2154]

@jessdoritowhale Bar that time Tommy was hiding in the box and kept opening it while dream was there

[@technospyform1578]

Agreed.

[@HDDStrider]

@@meeptowner8440 “Two withers” I think there’s gonna be a lot more than that soon...

[@cosmalade]

Love how this is one of his most viewed streams, and it's just him getting unfathomably rich

[@bluem.9530]

"Canon death" "Shut up, catboy" the best background interaction I've seen in a while klasdjflkasdjf

[@xavfaz160]

hey what's his twitch can u please link it

[@sushitime5052]

When

[@thefoxandthehound81]

Sushi Time asking the real questions here

[@neptunehiro7091]

Oo timestamp ?

[@bluem.9530]

@@neptunehiro7091 @Sushi Time around 17:15

[@BardMusic]

"he's homeless" "I HAVE A HOUSE" .... "HE'S HOMELESS"

[@Gabrielfromuktrakill]

@F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE nerd

[@just_ise4418]

@F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE ew

[@dr.wondertainment5621]

@ok ok what'd he say?

[@azureaqua_1177]

@@dr.wondertainment5621 i think it’s one of those thot bots judging by the username

[@melodytheatre2887]

Techno just reading his donations when Dream prompts him with serious lore questions is just absolutely the funniest thing and it was hilarious to watch

[@joshwakefield8980]

I love while the whole Ranboo dog situation is happening Lazar is tweaking about his polar bear

[@carsonblack7085]

"If you're homeless, just buy a house" Dream:

[@joejonasfromcamprock886]

Dream: ... **cries**

[@Apro101]

*Proceeds to fly and build a bedrock house*

[@KanteWasTaken]

@Crookie the video is great! You should make more dude 😀😀

[@mimiqtt]

@The Chill Leader I agree

[@user-ne4vh1it6e]

"I don"t want to spread the word about Dream being homeless" He says while streaming to thousands of people.

[@penguinstarlette4028]

And brings it up in every stream with Dream

[@plugshirt1684]

It’s almost as if that was the joke

[@Reethwickbawa]

*Millions*

[@adriathecat7436]

*snitches

[@zyad2195]

عربي اخيرا

[@onyxpanther7454]

Dream’s Villain Backstory: Was made fun of for being homeless

[@starrie.s]

This is the only comment that's actually pretty funny

[@rajalaireya1748]

Yesssss

[@rab_2]

I believe the focus is more on the "getting his house absoutely destroyed by creepers to the point where he turned to the dark side in despair"

[@mitsunitaiko1742]

@@rab_2 but he was always on the bad side

[@meemdmemme]

@@mitsunitaiko1742 he is on the side of chaos as he has said a lot

[@andreiR7]

I miss Technoblade. Rest In Peace Legend

[@nukehaver9117]

Techno: rejects the sleepy bois family dynamic Also Techno: *gets into everyone's hitlist*

[@Phoenixforn0w]

Time stamp pls

[@stupididiotthebest5574]

True

[@christinevu5260]

We pretend we do not see it

[@technosword-hg4bm]

The family thing is canon on phil and Wilbur’s story if that can make sleepytwt feel better. I think techno is making his storyline standalone so that his viewers doesn’t need to watch other people’s stream to understand what’s going on in his stream.

[@Pacer-456]

Yea I'm wondering. I know both Ph1lza and Wilbur have said in this story they are father/son but has it ever been brought up if Wilbur/Techno/Tommy are brothers? I know Wilbur has in his book that he remembers sparring with Techno as kids but I haven't seen Tommy and Wilbur say they are brothers either by blood or if Tommy is adopted.

[@ganyu6199]

Technoblade: **basically cyber bullying Dream bc he doesn’t have a house** Dream: **proceeds to build a house** Me: *W H E E Z E*

[@Clickscap]

Ok

[@mcplumpkin6191]

Ok

[@lunesvet]

Ok

[@shdhfbf412]

k

[@iineedanewusername2338]

Ok

[@KaLa1865_]

I just love how defensive Dream got when Techno started bullying him about being homeless and immediately after, he builds a house with everything he has just to prove him wrong. He named it his evil lair, wrote a diary and everything. That is just adorable. And this is the same man who is the ultimate villain of the lore, someone who manipulates a child and everyone around him, and the leader of the SMP. Edit: This is all roleplay-wise but outside of that, Dream probably knew that Techno followed him or at least know that Techno would find the house anyway and read the diary LOLL

[@kuromihaohao]

he bullied tommy, he got bullied by techno 😂 i think it's karma

[@gerardvanlalrindika6906]

@@kuromihaohao When you bully a kid and the kid calls his older brother

[@ichiyaclub8959]

That could be added in dream's backstory And it seems he was once a cheerful person when you read the diary and analize it carefully.. I wonder what happened before he became the very man he is right now ( and yes its confirmed he has a backstory )

[@hardenedclay8840]

One of the best villians out there next to doofenshmirtz

[@nerd-pi7zh]

KZbin is drunk it says there is three replies when there is 4

[@darealduba]

This stream was exactly 3 years ago, how quickly time flies..

[@jacobhering1340]

At this point it can hardly be qualified as “sneaking” into lmanburg

[@tanushbhansali]

Yeah now it's just "Our regular visit to l'manburg"

[@Kargalagan]

@@tanushbhansali or bullying citizens in their own houses and lands

[@Kargalagan]

@@tanushbhansali yeah now that I think of it this stream was just the embodiment of capitalism

[@zylnexxd842]

Ikr

[@scrablse2613]

He just casually walks in at this point and occasionally bullies or kills citizens just like that Bryan guy said above

[@kendaca4554]

Dream: i know that tommy's been here Techno: ._. Dream: ._. Techno: ._. Dream: ._. Techno: *reads donation to diverge the topic*

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

I like how it completely floored Dream to the point where he lost it

[@bunnybunbun2826]

Hey, at least it works......surprisingly

[@dylantyson5214]

Technoblade: “literally in a fight” Also technoblade: “oh it think this is someone’s stuff here have it back”

[@TheMagicalSwordTMS]

technochad

[@dinodoestuff]

time stamp

[@zylnexxd842]

He is weird

[@BananaWasTaken]

@@dinodoestuff watch the stream it’s only *3 hours*

[@BananaWasTaken]

@@dinodoestuff but it’s in the ambush section just fastforward through that till you find it

[@xxreaperkatxx]

Seeing this in 2024 Nov... I miss him so much. Little comments about his life just stabs like a knife... "2 hours of my life wasted" hearing him talking to Technodad... It hurts so much. Fly the highest Alex!!!

[@Momo_Ito]

He sounds so genuine when he said, “it’s a hard word to spell.” I can’t stop listening and laughing at it.

[@randomperson8994]

*YOU ARE AN ENGLISH MAJOR!!!!*

[@dosema]

@@randomperson8994 time stamp?

[@lemonadedrink5607]

@@dosema 2:18:00

[@randomperson8994]

@@dosema 2:18:00

[@kkTeaz]

@@randomperson8994 *I HAD TO DROP OUT*

[@billnye166]

techno bullying ranboo was also kinda funny, but no-one talks about it because it was in the same stream as techno bullying a homeless green blob

[@GabrielaMartinez-ym7bx]

Time stamp?

[@yen9338]

.

[@dcpancake2953]

Hahahaha

[@calebwright568]

If techno didn't document Dreams house, no one would have ever known

[@chrismercer5418]

He is technohistorian!

[@Menno_3]

Pretty sure Dream only built the house because Techno followed him and I'd be funny.

[@azrael_pendragon]

@@Menno_3 the roleplay

[@Yurhat]

True true

[@monke7238]

@@azrael_pendragon it is not complete roleplay, they didnt plan it. They just continued with the joke.

[@Locally.h8ted_punk]

Techno saying "starting the streammmm" will forever hurt my heart

[@BisMC]

Technoblade: Hates Government Dream: Hates Country

[@ashtondeuchert3434]

True

[@Yousifzzz]

I thinks hateing the govvorment is worse then hating the country

[@gremlinfifty2308]

@@Yousifzzzwell a metaphorical crater is better than an actual crater

[@aoxgam3r274]

@@Yousifzzz nah its the opposite

[@ilikemyowncommentsyoushoul6101]

@@Yousifzzz No dude. Government is the number one cause of death to countries.

[@shelbyteague7928]

The Dream bit was absolutely hilarious, from reading donations over him to observing him in the wild

[@thelunamage5772]

IKRR

[@momieixai]

It was just like his voicemail to sapnap... I immediately had a flashback of that... now he gets to experience it too

[@giacoco2726]

Time?

[@momieixai]

@@giacoco2726 go skip to the "Dream shows up" part

[@ProximaPvP]

@@giacoco2726 it’s in techno’s pinned comment

[@harayaalirak4040]

Okay but techno and ranboo's interactions are genuinely so cute hahaha Like just the way ranboo is trying to appease the conversation to techno and techno replies on the same wavelength and hypes him up too is so damn awesome. At this point in time ranboo is still comparatively new to the server and doesn't have an established "character" yet, but I really hope he'll become more and more prominent in the Exile arc :DDD

[@kunilsen2519]

Yeah, I hope for more Ranboo and Techno moments :)

[@notaustine31]

Ranboo just plays off well with anyone. The man is just that charismatic

[@Grace-53]

Yeahh, Ranboo has a very charming personality even when he isn't playing a character

[@xxfidgetcraftxx3620]

@@notaustine31 I think Techno is similar in that way

[@PersonManManManMan]

Yeah, I do like their dynamic actually!

[@memmie5335]

People who are re-watching this in 2024 vvv

[@Geo_dimz22]

Me 🙏🏻

[@desertwrenphotography8867]

Yup 😢

[@panavgaming1050]

Me…me

[@EDITZXFOOTIE]

Me🥹🥲🥹😭😭😭😭

[@ThePotatoKingdom]

yeah

[@Ash_en]

Techno: homeless dream is canon Me: this is exactly what the world needs right now

[@skrum7005]

Betlog

[@peperoni9757]

There's a 1 in 7 trillion chance he can recover

[@sydneypardon9753]

“oh yeah you wouldn’t know my house it goes to a different school” HAD ME WHEEZING OMFG

[@meozycute947]

U mean cousin

[@dxzzy6001]

@@meozycute947 he means house u didn't watch the whole stream did u

[@DeerieSara]

Timestamp?

[@okayhello149]

@@DeerieSara 2:20:12

[@FireWeeb]

@@DeerieSara 2:17:00 or something

[@gabriellagarde5545]

Technoblade at the club be like: -I murdered 3 people -Yeah so -With *a toothpick* -Sorry for the delay please enter

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

What'd I tell ya? A man of focus, commitment, sheer f&&king will.

[@CheeseInABox54321]

Reminds me of John wick

[@_jakeng_1086]

actually 4 counting quackity

[@RoostBR]

Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?

[@TheMagicalSwordTMS]

@@RoostBR i was about to say that LMAO

[@lilibethpeninoy2900]

Rip Technoblade, I can't believe this vid was 3 years ago, time flies so fast, was a legend always a legend❤❤🕊🕊