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Game ► HITMAN
Intro / outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk

[@Hammerlord31]

That scissor throwing segment was gold.

[@DC-zj6ml]

and i'm diemondz

[@Hammerlord31]

Pyro's comment sections continue to be filled with irrelevant garbage.

[@robopuffs]

The undertale music made it platinum

[@mauc3102]

Anus

[@joeyj92077]

+TheOneFreeman98 RIP Dahmer

[@cola2538]

"I think he did it." **BANG** "It's just a prank bro."

[@Durbo1]

lig I gbbvvb hfgjcnv

[@vlshxckwxvev7058]

*BA-*

[@ANoteToSelf]

"please kill someone else! I'm like Jesus I heal!" that's a pretty serious threat pyro. I wouldn't have shot him...

[@rimasvart]

I was expecting him to ask the jesus dude to heal the guys he shot beforehand xD

[@firstnamelastname5943]

ANoteToSelf same

[@sloepy]

well he didn't fix pyro so obviously he lied

[@thesarge310]

Rip jesus

[@lukasinoxalt728]

too

[@colinbennett8974]

I always lose it at the fucking Kinectimals scene.

[@hbprobrittop10]

Colin Bennett *JUMP!*

[@melonne7278]

Colin Bennett sameee

[@greenghost2212]

Colin Bennett me too lol

[@SpinningTurtle66]

Same

[@TheSooperGrover]

No clue how you don't have more subs than Leafy, I was fucking dying at that Kinectimals part lmao

[@JasonKlein97]

agreed. Leafy isnt even half as funny as pyro. Leafy was doing it first; I think pyro will pass leafy in sub count soon enough

[@austinb9460]

+Jason Klein no, leafy just appeals to a wider audience of cancerous preteens.

[@bonjour7641]

agree. pyro done more on his videos funnier

[@EchoJerichoX]

+TheSooperGrover Yeah, say what you want about who did what first or whatever, but Pyro does it best.

[@grantwilliams2650]

+Austin Bullock eehhh even tho pyro's funnier, leafy is really funny too.

[@skullz01]

I wouldn't even mind if he quit commentaries and just did this full time. These gaming videos are fucking hilarious.

[@Squantanamo]

i agree. commentaries are getting stale. these are gold. i wouldn't mind commentaries of they weren't spammed every day.

[@xravia79]

+xXFaZe_swegecoops_w33d420Xx Yep

[@newbtopolis2124]

XD IKR "im feeling a little less homocidal today..." BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[@espalorp3286]

It's like Dunkey but everyday

[@skullz01]

xXFaZe_swegecoops_w33d420Xx They're becoming really over saturated, the only reaction videos I can say are truly good are h3h3's.

[@d4nky967]

That kinectimals gameplay is soooo good

[@Gillly-tn7lz]

7:47 Chef- "when your done, ring the dinner bell" Hit boi - " sure thi-" *throws brick at other cook* """WOAH MAN"""

[@Pyrocynical]

the title spelling is on purpose

[@troubledgaming7005]

Lmao sure

[@pva5326]

Thanks mum

[@Poor_Wayfaring_Stranger]

+Pyrocynical Well thats creative

[@richy7736]

K

[@jimhoxworth8655]

notice me pyro for it is I, the really real pewdiepie

[@TheMorphsuitMen99]

Where the fuck is Shrek has swag 2? I thought it was coming this week. Don't disappoint me

[@croissant7796]

+TheMorphsuitMen99 piss off

[@dawsonchavez6164]

+croissant pretty sure he's joking

[@croissant7796]

Dawson Chavez www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=joke+definition

[@rebaum6512]

+croissant "a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter for croissant, especially a story with a funny punchline." Shit, he's right!

[@rebaum6512]

***** Sure, I'm a top though.

[@W0W]

Cant believe its been 7 year since this episode came out

[@rileykipp5219]

Yep

[@ThisFeatureKindaSucks]

Take me back :(

[@gameplayer5168]

Enchanted Scissors: +100 damage to priests

[@sakuyaizayoi382]

i want that in dark souls now

[@Sirvanquish]

Double damage while wearing skinny jeans

[@cry0583]

r/curseditems

[@LudaBaws]

These gaming videos have cured my crippling anxiety and depression. Thanks!

[@yoinkmyhotelnow8479]

Oiii

[@dez9060]

Sup man! Nice to see you here

[@entraptana]

+Luda Baws It's a great cycle, one video causes cancer, the next cures it.

[@clowningaround7269]

You can't cure them by yourself you have to be helped as it was you who gave it to yourself it will never be fully cured

[@kriswin7139]

+Luda Baws why the fk u lying fuking lying ohh my gawd stop fukin lying the text spelling is on purpose

[@papakuskety8676]

The scissor murder scene was calming.

[@isaactan7706]

Imagine how embarrassing it must be. To die to a pair of scissors then get circumcised by a bald man in a full white suit and red tie.

[@UriGerhard]

But it's a nice tie

[@anthonytheriault7401]

Your house was restored by -20 %

[@malcolmwynn3166]

He killed 22 people in that scene

[@calliecorn]

Just a man killing peeps with chill music playing, nothing special

[@blake5165]

7:16 Hitman: Return of the elven magic

[@thereisa100chanceiwilllose3]

When the kinectimals clip I just lost it. JUMP! *guy explodes*

[@Animekid-lf1vq]

Hahaha bro you stated something that happened wooow so funny 😂

[@Weirdedness]

Once my Hitman crossed the street and got hit by Thomas The Train :(

[@user-uh3pz4is2s]

LOL CHOO CHOO BAM

[@thefinkster1346]

*plays classical music as Thomas slides down street*

[@Nixantos]

RIP hitman

[@MISTERGUY1218]

+Weirdedness Gta online in a nutshell. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!

[@logan758]

Randomness=not funny

[@SonicHaXD]

Social Experiment confirmed : throwing coins at people will get you killed XD

[@HmmmProduuctions]

+SonicHaXD THROWING COINS IN FACES PRANK #GONEWRONG #GONESEXUAL

[@dertyp___]

ex dee

[@newbtopolis2124]

Same with being a scissor throwing priest XD I'm feeling a little lest homocidal today... BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!

[@jhowza2990]

XD lololol haha

[@roflturkey6513]

Got Money Gone Wrong

[@SlowMobius]

Pyro, in Italy, throwing coins is worse than rape.

[@jackpeterson305]

Dr memelogy what you don’t realize is that rape is just as bad. Coin throwing is just worse

[@LysergicCasserole95]

Are we all just going to ignore that moment when the empty magazine lands perfectly on the balcony railing?

[@newgothwhosdis]

The scissor priest needs to be a thing.

[@BassFlapper]

+DangerHillTerror don't forget the royalty free ukulele in the background

[@MadMaximo]

+DangerHillTerror yes.

[@vilAvain]

+gamerchunk1 The real question is, who's he gonna scissor next

[@Vinnini]

+Aron Örn That's not royalty free ukulele.

[@darkfruitsmatt3566]

+Aron Örn no that's an undertale song

[@megasceparchive]

If pyro is 12, I'm bashurverse

[@arosethatgrewfromthegarden7507]

you mean lionmaker

[@scumweather3219]

bashur did nothing

[@hunterj2253]

Bashur did nothing wrong you cancerus fuck. With yo lion maker head ass

[@PiastTorun]

A classic of the pyrocynical franchise.

[@mrguy9284]

This is what started my Hitman career

[@SkylordGuillaume]

Pyro: Why am i wearing a full suit, it's like 40 degrees outside! American fans of Pyro: Wait Wtf???

[@angelflores473]

40 degrees celsuis

[@SkylordGuillaume]

Angel Flores I know :L

[@hatdog7393]

that's 72 which isn't that hot out

[@itsmeais1736]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT HAHA I looked up 40 degrees Celsius in Fahrenheit

[@ruinenlust_]

+Skylord Guillaume I'm like "what" but then I remembered America is being stupid again with it's fahrenheit and inches.

[@connr9827]

Y did u have to kill chef it was such a good movie

[@thatguynar]

haba yu seen chef?

[@vexmythoclast1721]

woooooooooow iam going to see it

[@Vicxx18]

+connor silberg That's pretty good!

[@kalazajar8293]

Have you seen, have you seen, have you seen

[@Squantanamo]

the reply thread on this comment is so cancerous.

[@SparksX18]

0:46 I had my window open when I heard this part and the neighbors are at my porch

[@suscumulos745]

**eats brick**

[@suilvenchambers5298]

You have soiled my favourite Undertale song by putting it over a montage of a priest killing people will magic scissors.

[@tigerbait1016]

That can only improve it.

[@bagomemes3919]

soiled? i think you mean imptoved.

[@BadReferenceMan]

Hell yeah

[@DJJ-bd9iq]

Suilven Chambers pacifism

[@h_hofstee4330]

@@bagomemes3919 he definitely meant improved

[@thewonderfulMRnoob]

Pyro if you keep putting vague spoilers for games I haven't finished yet in your videos I'm gonna start calling you Aunt instead of Mom.

[@mattesses70]

harsh

[@Enderneko666]

then its perfect time to unsubscribe

[@connerandre4147]

he actually made a video complaining about people who spoil and then look

[@lambodriver2]

6:06 my emotions how could you

[@jojquinones477]

what is it from?

[@lambodriver2]

you know exactly where it's from.

[@jojquinones477]

+Eric Smyrski (Ivan The Space Biker) you know it (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@legobrak]

+Tsunderplane I's an undertale thing. The track is called "home".

[@lambodriver2]

BlockHead you know what else is from undertale? "tsunderplane"

[@waifushark]

I like how passive and soft Pyros tone is when he's angry. It's adorable.

[@jneal1347]

Back for some nostalgia binge boi

[@cajbajthewhite4889]

That opening bit... I'm dead now rip in prince sweet kill

[@cajbajthewhite4889]

IT JUST GETS BETTER

[@JumpyZ_]

6:07 Music is Undertale. It's literally called Undertale. Which reminds me why did he play that kind of music while killing people.

[@jeffschuster6640]

Eww

[@jeffschuster6640]

+Dead Channrl lolz

[@Vlad_3d]

It wasn't killing, it was the righteous smiting of evil

[@DDFProductions]

because undertale is cancer and cancer kills people

[@DDFProductions]

***** the hitmarker is strong in xXx_Und3rT41l_xXx

[@CarlosGabriel-qw6mq]

6:06 the song is “His Theme” from undertale

[@John-kd2tc]

What is the eerie music that plays when 47 wears the Plague Doctor outfit?

[@kroh7742]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3PLd3uAgruZn6s

[@robotguy88]

Pyro are going to start your minecraft lets play?

[@vrapbrap]

Since he started doing this, he might aswell make an ironic minecraft lets play

[@robotguy88]

"hey guys, lion maker here and heres my ironic minecraft lets play"

[@userunavailable4071]

Get a better profile picture

[@Radicalglitch]

+Vault Guy Yours is definitely better :D

[@CoconutDogggy]

+Vault Guy savage

[@BoyMonkeyKid]

Meanwhile Leafy is on a witchhunt for 12 year olds

[@ellynoir9378]

Jacob Sarshit

[@gardeningtipsyoutubechannel]

+lil khalim absolutely nothing

[@anthrax1328]

+Harry Tatum Leafy gets a fuck ton of hate, I don't what you're talking about.

[@anthrax1328]

Harry Tatum Oh, I don't care about KZbin drama or giving Keem views so I'm out of the loop on that. Honestly I don't even know who NFKRZ is, or what this "incident" is.

[@anthrax1328]

Harry Tatum You know, I want to be surprised, but that seems exatctly like what both a Tumblr girl and Keem would do, fucking hell.

[@habibiman4261]

6:05 The perfect song for this situation.

[@adsdsds6190]

WHAT'S THE SONG

[@adsdsds6190]

@Spiros Pa very funny and original

[@adsdsds6190]

@Spiros Pa HMMMMMM

[@adsdsds6190]

@Spiros Pa you sneaky devil...

[@kiddosstuff]

@@adsdsds6190 undertale from the game undertale

[@Jeff-ly7yk]

2:00 it's the legend27 himself

[@Rookynightwing]

#MakePyroGreatAgain No more cancer commentary's!

[@off_top.]

+Rooky yes

[@thesweetlipsofcancerwantto5837]

Y

[@emielregisrohellecterzieff1074]

+Rooky SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER?

[@Rookynightwing]

BLAZED HORSE I dont know who rang me but it was someone

[@DenizBatu]

montage parodies

[@sxcxoxrxn]

*A video title Hitman Blood Money that has Hitman 2016 montages, and classified as GTAV.*

[@wabek5882]

"sure thing boss" TURNS AROUND AND CHUCKS A BRICK AT SOME CHEF

[@krypttt]

the good old days.

[@paleimitator]

I never understood this damn game, you're in a public area and you go up to a *citizen* and they say "who are you? I don't recognise you..." like they own the god damn place and report to the security. Also if you place ANYTHING on the floor - hell, even a table - they get fucking pissed at you and go a step further and REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE EVEN IF YOU PLACE A RUBBER DUCKIE AN A TABLE.

[@somethingnotknown9634]

Yeah the AI is the worst thing about the game, sometimes stupid head turns can ruin entire professional SASO runs

[@thecloudyskies]

Claw Clackaxe That's why I never do SASO, just kill everyone runs

[@graphite7898]

@@kaistzar2831 All AI are like that, even the ones who are in public spaces where there are crowds, it's fucking ridiculous.

[@Spalbeert]

Thats what im thinking everytime

[@graphite7898]

@@kaistzar2831 If you are talking about Hitman 2 specifically, you are correct, but I was thinking more about the first modern Hitman game (this can also be applied to the older ones, but they function differently) since that was the one Pyro was playing in the video. Hitman 1 does not use the crowd mechanic, and simply just added a lot of brain lit npcs in a an area together.

[@Slash4747]

"All this here, is temporary." *ascends* Rocco truly is the best of us

[@smoody5k154]

More That was funny af

[@chrisgage1783]

The Undertale music fuck in killed me... XDXDXDXD

[@gred8864]

Nice music for mass murder :>

[@dub3r5]

Same xD

[@matter06_98]

+Chris Gage Do you know what song it is? I been looking for it for ages.

[@ImMarno]

+Chris Gage When?

[@AceTheChapin]

+Matter06 _ The sone is literally called "Undertale" from the Undertale OST

[@debraroberts5778]

that what the banned hitman/annimal kinect teaser looks like

[@internetperson3228]

"It was just a prank" died

[@cooldude7366]

Holy hell! You killed Jesus!

[@Reagan1984]

He's LIKE Jesus.

[@TheMortalRock]

please we need more hitman videos!! They're hilarious xD

[@alyoshas8178]

the music fits it perfectly

[@puremarblec]

Ok youtube hitman looks and plays nothing like gta 5 how you gonna say it's gta 5

[@rhinestone644]

Try 0.5 on 7:43 to 7:52

[@verkle]

lol

[@DDFProductions]

i dont get it

[@Lockmac21]

+DDF Productions put the speed of the video at .50 at that time

[@DDFProductions]

Speedywaffles no i get that but wheres the joke?

[@Lockmac21]

+DDF Productions idk I'm on mobile. I just thought that would help

[@Pioxys]

From now on when someone tells me to think of the children, or donate to create good for the world, I'm just gonna flick a quarter at their forehead, and walk away.

[@bigsoap186]

I have been scarred by a unskipable trailer for ouilji board and a little girl killing his family

[@serubyne57]

So the Oujia board scratched you and gave you a scar?

[@totoybrown64]

That magazine perfectly landed on the railing 0o0

[@lukegibson6044]

2:10, best boss battle of 2420 XD

[@WildSpartanz]

Wow i'm early as fuck...

[@Albertoepicness]

+WildSpartanz same

[@dustyisgone3447]

same

[@josephopolka1210]

same

[@mlgesuschrist5518]

+WildSpartanz and original

[@maybeuchuu]

Apparently, you made this comment before the video came out.

[@chadwarden132]

"Kill someone else please! ... I'm like.. like Jesus I heal! "

[@starryboom2726]

Huh. Wonder what would go with a man in a priest outfit going around throwing enchanted scissors at people's foreheads? How about the calmest song in Undertale.

[@h_hofstee4330]

they go perfectly together

[@kekboy7580]

"Think of the planet" IM IN TEARS

[@muttipi]

10/10 meme of the year 2020

[@ibxander8365]

lol plz make more of these! C:

[@xavierhains7026]

"hey mister, who are you?" all the coins hittin his Head, it gave him some kind of concussion XD

[@adam-lz9jo]

i like how one clip is just him walking up to 2 dudes, putting a remote explosive on the ground, walking away and detonating it. that's my favorite part

[@Vlad_3d]

The priest smiting evil with his enchanted pair of scissors was the best part

[@Gamegoing]

*shoots guy in the back of the head* doesn't die *throws scissors into someone's leg* instant death

[@masonjacobs7952]

100,000 more till 1,000,000

[@somerandomyoutubeaccount7210]

Small loan of a million subscribers.

[@jackjack-kq3vc]

that scissor "montage" made my day!

[@salvatoredepasquale3012]

“Non-Target Killed”

[@olivialambert4124]

I don't know how this video only has 288k views when half of those have been mine by now. I've never laughed so much in my life.

[@Rompski]

K

[@NaderSunna]

ok

[@brick.jonas1]

o

[@TheTeaRexGamer]

fat

[@bobv6519]

+JackTTR phat*

[@fex3867]

900k, 100k to go fam 2 face reveel

[@foxbittles]

ye

[@fex3867]

+FlarezE13 Pyro is mostly going to stick with the character thing. i believe

[@cajbajthewhite4889]

+Daniel P Link or it didn't happen

[@bigbazuso486]

plz

[@daxter12345678911]

+CajBaj the White Just go to his "Hitman:Codename fat" video and skip to after the outro.. he is the second person

[@Tyto451]

I like how you got silent when you were putting on the mask and hood.😂

[@davedave872]

Holy shit, pyro still makes videos my feed hasn't seen you in ages!!!

[@aight9151]

0:25 zero fucks were given that day

[@gabrielsabode]

please make more gaming videos like these they are hilarious

[@joaosampaio2247]

One of the most underrated videos on this channel

[@zombikillingsexaddictnpc2963]

I literally subbed because of the skit "looks like we got ourselves a runner " "that's the neck snap for you misses" lmfao

[@The.BlackSaiyan]

Feminist be like "5:08 - 5:12"

[@suilvenchambers5298]

How does this not have 133742069 likes?

[@The.BlackSaiyan]

+Suilven Chambers ikr!

[@nettojosen5945]

THIS IS RAPE

[@buckyadams3]

YEAH FEMINISTS SNAP PEOPLES NECKS SO WE SHOULD SNAP THEIR NECKS TOO :D (i really hate feminists)

@@buckyadams3 Who doesn't hate them?

[@crunchylettuce5446]

Oh my lord a health insurance ad just came up at 3:00

[@beemo4]

lol

[@lunerdytrenlal3]

I like how pyro went and changed the subtitles to add more stuff and acknowledge that the memes he put in there where cringe

[@mazevlad2263]

4:05 unless you got a good lawyer that is

[@giraffe-man1410]

I love how the descriptions says he's playing GTA5 lol

[@NinjaMogg]

Watching this video actually makes me want to buy this game

[@horseradish843]

Omg i think you gave every fallout 4 player that hasnt finished the game crippling depression.

[@oscaristheboss]

yep,like me

[@potatosnack2601]

The game was released last November you slowpoke.

[@m.tammekivi]

+Potato Snack Financial problems.

[@fran2100]

It's the " that's a neck snap for you misses" that killed me

[@bappeuda]

7:07 look at where the magazine of the gun lands lol

[@ionbladezofficial]

"Hey how ya doin?" *Throat-chops her* best pickup line 2010+7-1 amirite gaise

[@MaiYass]

6:06 who knew that adding an undertale soundtrack can make a game like hitman sad

[@agj2310]

I love how a undertale song plays as he's spreading his love to everyone

[@dankdachshund]

when it played that starting intro clip it brought back memories

[@WhiskeyTango76s]

Haha who'd have thought it's easier and quicker to subdue someone irl than it is in a game

[@BaldurtheImpious]

I'm gay for pyro

[@mauro71404]

+ThrillerJ98 SOA (Jay) same

[@mynamefrank6567]

a todo gas

[@apropercuppa8612]

I'm pay for Gyro.

[@jamesb8831]

fat

[@pixelwarriorgaming2212]

This is actually my new favourite video

[@wow_edgy_meme_child6816]

the golden age of pyrocynical

[@cinnamongum466]

Pyro: jokes about it being 40 degrees c outside (104 degrees f) Americans: am I a joke to you

[@aapeli4824]

undertale music 6:05 yes

[@hiiamsombrafromoverwatch2519]

+Ghosty You haven't even played the game XD

[@hiiamsombrafromoverwatch2519]

***** Ok

[@sergioluizspigolonjunior5017]

[@bmpianovids]

What song is it?

[@sergioluizspigolonjunior5017]

Actually the song itself is called ''Undertale''. But research for ''His Theme Acoustic/Guitar''.

[@largedoot]

Never in my life have I laughed so much at a KZbin video... Thanks for the laughs

[@frenchie43]

0:15 Apollo 11 being launched to the moon c. 1969

[@MasterChief-bl8dp]

"Hey guys, Gillette Fusion Razer here!"