HITMAN - Ninja 47

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[@Temptez]

Pyro turned into the best hitman of 2016, we are going to need him for the presidential assasination.

[@Temptez]

(It's just a joke)

[@kennyk1837]

Temptez no it's the truth

[@Nakeethus_Hunter]

Someone is needed if Killary get in

[@TKsh1]

Whoever wins, dies, simple as that.

[@Temptez]

LMAOOO

[@imgoodbye9252]

These are easily his best videos.

[@kickchop]

honestly

[@aleclarsson1312]

Polar Viking agree

[@motori8088]

Polar Viking hisssssss

[@janisbitkoinsgmbh1803]

Polar Viking you mean hitman gameplay?

[@bruhbruh4398]

Polar Viking subscribe to dolan dark

[@krissy989]

"Let the professionals take over" Picks up a clearly armed bomb

[@yojoehojo4291]

It's a rubber ducky... not clearly a bomb at all.

[@robloxman6036]

@@yojoehojo4291 r/woosh

[@yojoehojo4291]

@@robloxman6036 The joke is not funny because it literally is not a clear bomb.

[@robloxman6036]

@@yojoehojo4291 everything is a bomb lmao

[@cloakz9292]

YOJOEHOJO why the hell would someone just throw a rubber ducky when there is clearly a murderer on the loose. Btw his joke was pretty funny

[@cross8026]

Live footage of Logan Paul in Japan

[@laptaincevi9790]

Cross (gone bald)

[@sleepisforweak7455]

You have exactly enough likes

[@sleepisforweak7455]

@D3LTA he had 69

[@famouslyanonymous7704]

Oh damn that was a year ago by now

[@afemboy-afemboyhootersempl440]

I hate you.

[@MistCellaneous-5]

if every assassin was like pyro, crime (and people) would cease to exists.

[@fayiz9417]

+Kyle is a Lowlife Who Wants to Kyle Himself Shut the fuck up, and stop commenting on every single fucking comment..

[@rift3068]

*oh look an accident* [pew pew pew pew pew pew]

[@madness2391]

@@rift3068 it is to die for

[@jmintkeed]

Treat everyone how you want to be treated *throws a guy off a belcony*

[@hellper9668]

SnowwyGoblin #JustPyrocinicalThings

[@hellper9668]

Queen Elsa of Arendelle k

[@jmintkeed]

Why do I have likes

[@bangerz8172]

SnowwyGoblin this is not a funny comment pls delete your KZbin channel

[@jmintkeed]

Wentiop yes indeed

[@cia5791]

"I'm scared results will come in soon and i don't want to face the truth." -Everybody following the 2016 presidential elections

[@Divinity563]

CIA I didn't know the fucking CIA watches pyrocynical... I guess you guys truly DO watch everything.

[@notagenwunner9299]

Let us know about pyros browser history

[@RollingDude.]

CIA whats my favorite type of porn?

[@cia5791]

i can awnser both questions at once: a shit ton of furries fucking each other

[@RollingDude.]

Fuck i guess im deleting my profile now. I've just been exposed

[@zerithius]

3:47 You know your a badass when you TWIST a PUSH tap

[@rayxavord8481]

Lol , i just realized it

[@patrikvojtela8968]

And dont even touch it

[@ZachX888]

Game design.

[@Tigerman4545]

47’s just that good

[@mrmonti620]

Remember: No-one can notice if there is no-one to notice.

[@johnnyg4mer764]

*Oh my god, a RuxianBudjurr reference!*

[@Kevin-eq1sj]

*Ambient music plays in the background*

[@scruf2002]

I like the game play vids but I perfer when they're solo tbh

[@Lil_Yoda]

Lee mcguirk same

[@MADNESSCOMBAT10]

Lee mcguirk me too

[@ЛукаВеселиновић-л7ш]

I agree

[@Milehupen]

yeah they dont seem so forced idk

[@johnnnyblasvader3096]

Ye

[@KoosonYT]

Nobody: The doctor at the abortion clinic: 1:00

[@methmonster]

I can’t bro lmfao

[@TimoVerducci]

Not funny-

[@zerrierslizer1]

@@TimoVerducci neither was you'r birth dude. just ask you'r mother if she still lives after the accident she had to raise.

[@burgerking-eg7xc]

@@TimoVerducci bitches be like “i- i- you- wow i-“ bitches be like “i- i- you- wow i-“ bitch what? speak. spit it the fuck out. what do you wanna say? i'm listening. we're all waiting, and you're doing nothing. this is nonsense, you can't even use words anymore. go the hell outside for once damn. goddamn. get a job or something.

[@methmonster]

@@burgerking-eg7xc can I copy paste this please? it’s very useful lmao

[@harambetheinnocentgorilla8538]

2016 who won 2017 WW3 2018 trying to get back up 2019 OK we not going to do the same mistake 2020 vote for Kanye

[@GabrielDeFariasGuilherme]

2021:Funny Valentine kills Kanye and becomes the new President of The United States

[@moonlightmiracles1844]

its sad my name is kanye do you what i go thru every day of college all the jokes kill me

[@BonziBUDDY]

Cold War II*

[@AzerothLatinoamerica]

No imperium?

[@wendigo2442]

I like how world war fucking 3 lasts a whole year

[@seijakaczynski]

11:37 OH MY FUCKING GOD

[@smergen7641]

"You will not kill me" --- Pyro: Your Jedi mind tricks do not work on me.

[@Zylbrad]

The new Overwatch PTR build looks great

[@ElDroggoSuperior]

bro

[@SuperFilmyGuys]

THE INTRO THOUGH

[@smackyb2766]

SuperFilmyGuys HAHAHAH

[@BonziBUDDY]

SuperFilmyGuys TIMESPLITTERS 2 PLANET X GOT ME EXCITED I DIDN'T KNOW PYROCYNICAL KNEW ABOUT TIMESPLITTERS

[@CyrosIgnika]

I love how 50% of the comments are about politics, 2% are about the video quality, and the other 47% are dead memes...and then here we are, the TS nerds freaking out over Pyro knowing about the game we so love. BUT HOLY SHIT IT'S SO COOL HEARING THAT MUSIC IN A VIDEO THAT ISN'T EXPLICITLY LINKED TO TIMESPLITTERS

[@yuki-hh2np]

Cyros Ignika then whats the other 1%?

[@CyrosIgnika]

Yuki The TS nerds, as implied. Obviously, we're not a full 1%, but I couldn't be bothered to find the exact numbers.

[@rockeramsey]

Pyro's here having a jolly good time while the America is slowly rocking back and forth, curled into a ball, on its sofa. good video though

[@someguyontheinternet.9413]

season finale boiii

[@rockeramsey]

update: this was meant to be sarcastic but I'm currently in tears so it doesn't really work

[@someguyontheinternet.9413]

i feel bad for america im worried for canada im just generally quite worried

[@Derrickstare]

this is a dark day for America

[@someguyontheinternet.9413]

imo it wouldve been dark either way

[@ghristophermyers666]

11:37 Sus

[@johnbuster4268]

11:38 I hope everything burn down there is no hope left

[@hellbreaker6666]

Ladies and Gentleman. I present to you... Ninja Brian: the video game.

[@bweebi]

Ladies and Gentleman. I present to you... 7 Asses.

[@brodypullishy932]

Ladies and Gentleman. I present to you... Ninja Brian: the video game.

[@hellbreaker6666]

Brody Pullishy Why you be plagiarizing?

[@brodypullishy932]

hellbreaker6666 Because I am an up and coming reaction channel and need more views. Soon my profile picture will be ass and tits, and Keemstar will say that it's just good hustle.

[@nabhanq]

USA is the best video game out there

[@glibglab1751]

there is alot of funny moment's in this

[@yeahwhatever7176]

Andtroxz The King no apostrophe

[@bababoe3913]

Andtroxz The King the funny moments detector is off the charts...

[@glibglab1751]

fight me

[@bababoe3913]

Andtroxz The King who?

[@ItsSilver58]

You were suppose to say "Show me your moves".

[@bert6938]

Ah So this is where Kenny went at the end of the walking dead.

[@nickbrowning3270]

Bert go to my channnel "swag bro gaming" for a amaaazing theory!

[@lawrenceprainey]

I thought I was the only one that heard him

[@timmy4144]

berf berd bird hows smash going I know your in it

[@crocodilerock4662]

I have to be careful to make sure I always have something interesting to say. In case there's a ninja eaves dropping, if he decides my conversation is too boring, he'll kill me.

[@ptitra.7580]

Keep doing this type of content ignore people who can't handle change

[@lesprotojo5920]

NO HE MUST RETURN TO MAKING MONTAGE PARODIES

[@ILOVETEKKEN]

ok, this is fucking weird, how da fuck i win in florida????

[@skywaave5782]

Donald Trump because white people no racism intended

[@notagenwunner9299]

+SkyWaave I'm black and find this offensive

[@skywaave5782]

Not a genwunner I'm a fuckin black too

[@jrive1837]

Because our state runs on white power apparently

[@nunwithpipecleaner]

You don't

[@MrWesloo]

10:13 "Let the professionals take over" BOOOM XD

[@pocketlightt]

every round of among us: hitman: *acts normal* doctor: hey man, there's an impostor going around

[@Soraaksegundo]

"Stay put, people! Let the professionals take over" (Third of a second later) *Boom*

[@alejandrosori5552]

today is the last day of America

[@sunablast]

Not until January 2017, when "she" goes into office, that is when you have to move before she makes her first dumb move, like a Syria-Russia No Fly Zone, I mean there are some other good countries I suggest, like Canada, some place in Europe, Japan

[@Иван-ч8н1о]

Good ol' days

[@babyfroggyhours2412]

I do not support scarce, Kachow!

[@babyfroggyhours2412]

Not a genwunner Is that sexual harassment?!

[@mazder_2709]

Fuck sake! I'm the race car in this bitch!

[@gerbius]

Lightning McQueen skadoosh

[@flux7945]

+787B Rekt.

[@notagenwunner9299]

+Lightning McQueen yes that was the point

[@matteomeehan9987]

Please do more videos like this, their fucking hilarious

[@lesprotojo5920]

not

[@fazman1707]

Do a second video on this you made it so funny

[@KJ-fb7th]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@lesprotojo5920]

NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[@iPCGamingOfficial]

"Treat people the way you would wanna be treated yourself" *Throws body down mountain* lmao

[@SwabbieAwesome]

3:15 pyro says among us

[@Wresltgear]

He predicted it

[@Иван-ч8н1о]

I am ashamed of this generation

[@TheAceGamingPro]

top kek best video by pyrocynical

[@jayfox8765]

7:21 I was drinking some water and I nearly choked by how hilarious that was!

[@kraozerr]

I would like to get stabbed by pyro like that but not with a saber if you know what I mean

[@randomperson8482]

Krao Zer Penetrate me pyro

[@jacobmmoore2001]

Krao Zer No I don't, please go into detail about what you mean.

[@kennyk1837]

Krao Zer stabbed**********

[@kraozerr]

Russian President Vladimir Putin Loves milk yes

[@kennyk1837]

Krao Zer sorry, it just really bothers me

[@ApplicationBot]

warren harper 28

[@EviLLivEClan]

6:32 haven't laughed so hard in years till i saw this lol

[@dogac_]

solo gaming videos are the best

[@paperluigi-gs8cs]

for some reason lately ive been addicted to watching pyro's old gaming videos

[@skylineeLOL]

And they dont stop running And they dont stop running And they dont stop running And they dont stop running And they dont stop running And they dont stop running

[@Sakura-kj2jo]

Hanzo and his fucking Honor.

[@Sakura-kj2jo]

Also... where is the Sake?

[@judemcnab4394]

Biancinha SAK-- They changed the voice line.

[@his_purpose3]

"And he's bald as well."-Hitman 2016 pedestrian

[@meliodas7071]

6:33 when your neek sibling is talking about science at the dinner table

[@Davums]

Weeaboo simulator 2k17

[@Thrifty00]

ZeSquirrel turtle got out of toilet. It retarded

[@scoob2cool516]

Toilet paper is a tissue paper product primarily used for wiping and cleaning the anus and surrounding area of fecal material after defecation and by human females for cleaning the perineal area of urine after urination and other bodily fluid releases. It also acts as a layer of protection for the hands during these processes. It is sold as a long strip of perforated paper wrapped around a paperboard core for storage in a dispenser by a toilet. Most modern toilet paper in the developed world is designed to decompose in septic tanks, whereas some other bathroom and facial tissues are not. Toilet paper comes in one-ply all the way up to six-ply, meaning that it is either a single sheet or multiple sheets placed back-to-back to make it thicker, softer, stronger and more absorbent.

[@zachshark2901]

Pyro, please keep doing these videos, I really like them...don't listen to the others

[@AGames30]

“I’m the Doctor”. Title sequence plays

[@0oSSSo0]

There needs to be an anime of hitman throwing people off balconies while pyro's monologue is going on.

[@Andylw]

HITMAN - Weaboo 47

[@FuckOffGetShot]

Pyrocynical, this might be a weird question... but do you know any deep bodies of water in the Kansas region? I can't keep hiding my ex wife's dead body in my attic anymore. My landlord is getting really suspicious and I can't stand the smell

[@matthewmcharg7053]

Just do what Hitman does a dump them in a bin or a garbage truck cause if you hide the bodies it's ok

[@xray3078]

What the fuck

[@veeisabeebutnowtheresaseco7070]

mmmmmm eDgY

[@paulblair5515]

same

[@abramo7700]

do you have a dumpster? or maybe go somewhere rural with gasoline and incinerate the body

[@Lukyn]

faze dank

[@Alan443720]

the best two comments here, the world is going to die

[@Lukyn]

Canis Meles faze dank

[@Lukyn]

***** faze dank

[@Alan443720]

praise the almighty lord dickbutt

[@Lukyn]

Canis Meles faze dank

[@chainymania8611]

Damn that song brought back nostalgia from TS2 oh my god I have to go play it now

[@mitchellwilson5207]

Chainy Mania omg I know I was watching one of his recent videos and he uses the song from the Tokyo mission. So many memories of me playing ts2 with my bros

[@TheCrimsomDragoon]

Thank you for the TimeSplitters Song at the begining, it brang back the good nostalgia feels.

[@mr.r1178]

Quotes the golden rule as he kills an NPC with his own hammer and dumps his body.

[@anthon803]

11:37 you’ll thank me later

[@Sparkle0501]

Amongus reference

[@Иван-ч8н1о]

@@Sparkle0501 no

[@Иван-ч8н1о]

SUGGUS AMOGUS

[@joshbehr5830]

This is bald Martin before morgz

[@partylizard8343]

11:37 Fookin among us reference!?!?!?!?!??

[@methuselahhoneysuckass]

amgoyus

[@kvi8249]

These single player videos are easily my favorite, keep it up!

[@angeloabbatiello4755]

I see Pyro follows the Hitman motto: No one will notice, if there is no one left TO notice.

[@lelouchbritannia9635]

More please

[@UnknownFlowz]

Please more this is funny shit

[@Niquom]

its a wonderful day to clickbait the gta V train

[@Nezulurania]

1:02 OH LOOK! AN ACIEDENT! Pyrogamecynical

[@toasteroven1169]

Gotta love that Timesplitters return to planet X nostalgia at the start

[@nayaka4849]

I thought this was a bedbanana videos

[@nathanchamberlain3487]

WHAT IF THE BRITISH MAN WAS A WEABOO? give me likes

[@tobiasgerhardt7604]

11:35 sus

[@CantHandletheParrot]

This is by far the best video you've made in a long time. Humour was spot on man

[@diablogrey3966]

The way he curses is hilarious lol

[@vreyr3106]

you will not kill me, I-

[@aggressivesewerpipe6290]

"You will not kill me" BOOM oops I shot your head off

[@Raques]

S U C C

[@калашников-э2ш]

S I P P

[@EV1SCERATED]

T R U M P W O N

[@jeff-ym1xi]

xdé

[@mobot333]

🅱 u c c

[@cezar8246]

Newest manga: Silent Shotgun: The return of middle-aged bald ninja

[@honestbob456]

The beginning music is from Timesplitters 2 return to planet x, Love that game series! you rock for that

[@aturtlenamedjeff415]

why is this in the overwatch playlist

[@vegbetle]

wtf is this? dad please

[@vegbetle]

nvm half the video is ok

[@yasminecoad4799]

SonicX deleted scenes lol

[@jonathancountry4735]

11:37 amongus sus

[@Smich]

This has been the best gaming video in a while

[@ラブネーム]

8:49 “IS THAT A GOAT?!”

[@mrgears209]

Damn could have taken Donald trump out Aswell

[@joshking8195]

Guard:DROP THAT BODY Pyro:no its my body XD

[@dankinmcspankin3123]

hey man there's an imposter

[@Иван-ч8н1о]

Hugh... M U N G U S

[@ryanthegamer4500]

Was watching and it stopped 1:18 I was like HAHAHAH pyro reacts to baldness then I see it's just loading

[@divideby4billion]

At 2:02 the dancing had a fidget spinner on his back.

[@flavy4027]

11:36

[@samhall8298]

Nice use of the "Return to Planet X" theme. Didn't think you would know about Time Splitters at all.

[@nowheels340]

"Let the professionals take over" (explodes and falls over cliff)

[@Massakre8492nd]

This video lacked Hyojin's laugh, I'm 100% serious. Really, i'm not joking.

[@retro351]

comedy zoom

[@retro351]

I'm not boosting my comment... no Shut up

[@jake.s13s18]

Love all the gaming videos. Keep it up

[@ForeskinGamerSuccAss]

the best anime of all time

[@Marceloxtreme14]

dont put a facecam on gaming vids, it will ruin the fun

[@pibeley2014]

Best video on this channel

[@robertaskucinskas5066]

man that sound from shadow warrior 1 in the start of the video takes me back

[@carlosrubalcava4590]

my name jeff xD

[@nyavka9280]

Queen Elsa of Arendelle what the fuck

[@mobot333]

Please leave

[@plague8638]

*in bathroom* "if you dont have a appointment you must leave"

[@lt.spookycarrot1925]

I’ve become addicted to this game because of this video. You did this to me.