Influencer Cruise Is A Nightmare

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[@joedou7glas200]

Once I was on a sinking ship with Pyrocynical. He was so nice that he inflated my body so I could float on the water and he also splashed some milk on me for nutrients. What a guy!

[@namantherockstar]

Meme inspires me.. My parents said if i get 70K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

[@sergentharker7182]

Don't go giving him ideas now

[@jskilton6513]

hes gonna pay a furry twitter animator to make this now, hope your happy with yourself feeding his addiction

[@terraci]

what a nice guy

[@oopdascoop]

​@jskilton6513 who says he hasn't already

[@gabsnandes7818]

"The ship felloff" Thank you Pyro for your lovely vocabulary regarding a tragedy

[@jusma21]

Kinda reminds me of that time those two towers got game ended

[@imaginefinding]

Some people just really want those victory royal ​@@jusma21

[@Rihcterwilker]

​@@jusma21 norm McDonald would say "reminds me of that tragedy"

[@TheAkrillion]

​​@@jusma21Yeah, when that one man who did some heinous deeds in 1999 decided to do a repeat on that fateful day in 2001.

[@audrey-vale]

@@jusma21💀💀

[@myjourney9730]

“I haven’t spent $50 000 on a single piece of art” sounds like he’s making the distinction because he may have spent $50 000 in total

[@bedroid7801]

Very good observation and prob very near to the truth lmao

[@cookingwithtool159]

ngl based

[@100legallystupid]

Based

[@100legallystupid]

Tbf Pyro has employees right? What's a few more artists making bank, awesome, make that bread

[@babykata-dt3ys]

​@@cookingwithtool159he's a patron of the arts. Like Catherine the Great. Or Wonderbread Guy.

[@AndroidSaga1]

these cruises are designed for old people wanting to die traveling. Literally, there's a bunch of old people that, when they feel that death is near, go on voyage after voyage till they pass away en route

[@gabsnandes7818]

Sounds like a good way to go tbh

[@ChickenKinglolz]

And what, they toss them in the sea when they die or do they have like a morgue

[@tribes2archivist]

​@@ChickenKinglolzthey have morgues on them.

[@AndroidSaga1]

they have morgues on the ship@@ChickenKinglolz

[@snkybrki]

​​@@ChickenKinglolzthey eat them

[@bruhbruhhh6592]

9 months on a cruise? Shit with all those buffets I'd come home looking like the average discord mod

[@somebody825]

Yeah the windjammer cafe on those cruises are really fattening

[@Blank-lp4fz]

Pyro would adopt you.

[@Grungler230]

pyro would like that

[@TheBigYosh]

You’d go home looking like a pyro commission

[@charlesfuzak]

While $60k is a lot of money, thats not bad for a 9 month worldwide cruise as long as its all inclusive. I think I paid about $2k for a 1 week Alaskan cruise. Along with the included dank ass buffet and 2 night fancy dinner(requiring formalwear), I won a couple buckets of beer and a free "pub crawl", along with 2 free bottles of champagne so even my drinking was heavily subsidized. As long as the cruise isn't a complete disaster of course.

[@gabsnandes7818]

Honestly, you'd be paying a bit more than 200 a day, it doesn't sound bad at all

[@doremysheep7864]

It's the cheapest so I doubt it has much to offer other than the cruise. Probably will make you pay for food still.

[@nezo4x]

60k for a cruise and a 40 year old man spent that much on a simp animation of a lesbian teenage demon

[@Saltience]

The real catch that most people don't think about is that unless you're the owner of an autonomous business, that is 9 months of making zero income.

[@dijital4801]

yea its a shame any1 who goes on it will have it ruined by insufferable tiktokers

[@loganfarty6045]

God I love how all of pyro fans can’t help but make inflation jokes

[@LURKTec]

Truly a one joke moment

[@0ct0b3rrr]

so guys we did it

[@tiptaphooves]

He's not even into inflation tho. Isn't it just fat?

[@wildfire9280]

@@tiptaphooves I’d rather not know any more details

[@protostnl6369]

From "So, guys, we did it" to this, never change

[@ZANTgungaming]

If pyro was on the ship, everyone would inflate like life rafts

[@Alx1744]

I have never understood inflation 😂

[@alfalldoot6715]

​@@Alx1744It's when money becomes less valuable I think

[@snkybrki]

​​​@@Alx1744It's okay, economists don't either.

[@Alx1744]

@@alfalldoot6715 I am an expert on economics 😳

[@Alx1744]

@@snkybrki I doooooo actually understand economics 😳

[@lumbagogaming2129]

My favourite sloptasic moment of this abhorrent video is how Pyrofeetical describes an international tragedy in which thousands died as “The boat fell off”

[@forden9125]

Stuck on a ship for 9 months with influencers Sounds like a worse fate than death

[@awhimsicalfrog]

What's crazy is that someone could get pregnant or be pregnant and not know yet and give birth all while still on the boat, the boat may arrive back with more people than it started with and then like where is that baby's country of birth? Crazy

[@tyler_bt3326]

I’m not sure exactly, but I think the country of birth would be whatever nation the ship is registered to

[@Stressed-Intern]

Governments have actually considered this possibility so the babies place of birth wouldnt be an issue or unknown, the law varies country by country but most will say the baby is a citizen of the country the boat was registered to, so if a boat registered to the US is in international waters and a baby is born on it that baby is a U.S Citizen. Because Royal Caribbean is a Norway based company, (unless the boat took off from another country other than Norway) a baby born on the cruise would be considered a Norwegian citizen. Of course laws varies and I dont know if Norways different but thats a general consesus. For legal purposes I am not a laywer.

[@nman551]

I didn’t even think about that

[@AngelsWithEyes]

I couldn't believe it when Pyro made a cruise ship specifically for all of his commission artists.

[@Meximagic101]

I can actually imagine what it's like to be on a ship for 9 months. I'm in the navy

[@hinachan70]

Would it be a good or bad experience? In your opinion.

[@Meximagic101]

@hinachan70 seeing the world is a great experience. Being on the ship not so much

[@clay530]

First thing I said haha

[@soupcangaming662]

@@Meximagic101 the promise of seeing the world... only to realize most of the world is just the ocean

[@dewitt3453]

“Can you imagine being on a ship for 9 months” My ass in the Navy:

[@JordonSnyder-u6b]

You're the less popular Navy comment

[@MachineMindDesigns]

Pyro: *[Confuses an ocean liner (the Titanic) for a cruise ship]* Me: "Why am I not surprised?"

[@wooliesselect3754]

nerd

[@tiseenderwelke]

im so happy someone caught that lols was getting worried

[@tiseenderwelke]

not everyone can be a bonehead like you @@wooliesselect3754

[@MachineMindDesigns]

@@tiseenderwelke Thus my job as a mechanized nit picker is complete! Now if only we can address the somewhat inflated elephant in the room.

[@wooliesselect3754]

go on @@MachineMindDesigns

[@mfkrmaggot2755]

Pyro fans never fail to repeat the same joke.

[@luisfilipe2747]

This comment section is what I imagine that a loony bin with unrestricted internet access would look like

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

the comment section fruit doesn't fall far from the streamer tree

[@betterjonnys181]

The irony

[@Klongu_Da_Bongu]

I guess you could say, our sense of originality is unrealistically inflated 😂

[@el_dre]

shits funny only because it’s spammed so much imo

[@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie]

"I think you hit the 4 corners of the world in one single voyage" he says, as the words on the screen says "All four corners, one epic voyage" Holy shit Pyro that's a good guess.

[@kaczynski5660]

Bro said “imagine being on a ship for 9 months” Bro has never heard of the Navy before.

[@haramsaddam238]

He would have a stroke if he found out what submariners have to put up with

[@jordishima]

I took a 7-day cruise on this ship to Key West and Nassau for a destination wedding like 10 years ago. By day 3, I was already dying of boredom, and I’m not sure being of drinking age would’ve made it better. I have no idea why they didn’t use a newer, larger ship for such a cruise experience.

[@dedbot9872]

Notice how he said a single piece of art, meaning he has spent $50,000 on multiple pieces of art

[@nickladgin]

I'm so sorry you had a nightmare Pyro

[@Mafia_Boss_Donut]

I've been on the Serenade of the Sea. It's a 2,000 person ship, and it's absolutely gorgeous, but for a week, it was around $1.2k-2k if i remember correctly. Honestly, it was one of the most social things ive done. You meet a new person everyday and no-one wants to spend extra on wifi bills, so it's a lot of socializing

[@seni4164]

I talked to a guy who worked on a cruise ship and spent around 9 months on, and the conditions are so shitty. He told me how the cruise doesn’t cover their the internet cost (which is around £50 a day for customers) and so he would only talk to his family like once a week. He said how his son, around 6, would refuse to talk to him because every time he would come home and spend time with them his son would get so upset he had to leave again

[@RECHARGED77]

pyro never fails to come inside of me

[@poppaace8447]

😩😩😩

[@Theslowone450]

Pyro "I think he might be gay" lol bruh that dude definitely screams out that I'm a Big gay.😂😂😂

[@phazix6529]

Its crazy how obvious it is that fake drama will be made, the red striped shirt guy was happily admitting to it yet we still gobble this stuff up like its real

[@BigSmoke-dp4yh]

pyro has been wearing the same t shirt for about 2 months, let's make a petition to raise money and buy pyro a shirt😔🙏

[@loveableheathen7441]

I’m paying him 10K to wear the same clothes for a month and send them to me. Don’t ruin this

[@tornadoawe]

@@loveableheathen7441 I respect the hustle bro, hope you enjoy your marinated shirt.

[@Klongu_Da_Bongu]

@@loveableheathen7441 Pyro is paying me 10 k to inflate a rubber dinghy while moaning... Should I be worried?

[@noodleman4555]

I went on a cruise to the Caribbeans when I was 16 I think with my family. The most memorable moment I have was a local on one of the islands trying to sell me cigars on a street when we were exploring, good times.

[@luisfilipe2747]

They probably weren't even good cigars, but the experience is truly unique

[@diehard096]

Also went on a Caribbean cruise that passed through Puerto Rico. Honestly was a ton of fun.

[@m_r-ock6508]

I went on no cruise that went nowhere. Not a unique experience.

[@2_KidsInAtrenchCoat]

3:46 He is perfectly sane and cares for others safety over content

[@robinlaceishere]

Pyro never fails to inform me about stuff I don’t care about.

[@caesarsalad493]

Imagine getting pregnant the first night of the cruise and then just going through pregnancy for the entire 9 months and potentially having to give birth on the cruise. Haha

[@j5ylim396]

imagine trying to determine the citizenship of the kid in international water

[@greychi]

if brands would pay me to board this ship i’d do it in a heartbeat and be a total menace

[@nman551]

Bless you

[@chriswhrtn]

Ja Rule claiming it aint fraud gotta be the best moment in internet history

[@yesty3473]

So glad that pyrocynical has finally admitted that him releasing his content is a nightmare

[@ihvojd]

I don’t care how expensive this cruise is, you couldn’t pay me to be on a cruise for 9 MONTHS! Especially one with Influencers on it!

[@Dustertrout]

Sorry to hear that you were a nightmare to have on the cruise ship pyro

[@Jack-jw3rd]

6:15 killed me lmfao bruh u couldn't tell from the start

[@goldcrusader6712]

yes, influencers are complete nightmares

[@polyblank73]

NOOO the ship carrying Pyro's dad home from prison has sunken 🫡🫡🫡🫡

[@brainz2]

LOL Literally Ocrying so Lots

[@AhDollar]

​@@brainz2losl

[@xyther7718]

"cAN YoU ImaGInE BeInG oUT aT SEa FOR 9 MoNThS?" MF just described my job

[@loganthebigicecream9711]

i would love to go to this cruise solely just to see how many days i can survive on board without blowing my brains out, getting thrown over board into the harsh waters. or drowning in my sleep/sinking down with the cruise

[@trufaro2194]

I liked how Pyro talked about everything else but the cruise

[@Boevaia_Pelmeha]

I think at some point this cruise will become a giant IRL Among Us session.

[@maninanikittycat4238]

Imagine if that actually happens

[@brainz2]

when the tiktoker is sus!

[@foxwayne]

marc sebastian, the first tiktoker in the video, was saying how he can't get his shirts ironed unless he pays $8 for it (but world cruisers can get it for free).

[@Cheeseburgor339]

Pyro: there’s no one on this ship Literally shows a cafeteria full of people eating

[@mrh1566]

New pyro video, my head hurts

[@imposteramogus2167]

I love it when Pyro puts his lesbian content in me

[@jneal1347]

My first uni dorm freshman year was trash: a twin size bed in a 2 bedroom and a shared bathroom with our neighbors 2 bedroom. Senior year though was heaven: me and my cat chilling on our own in a queen size bed on the 4th floor with a nice view of the student union building, dining hall, and sunset. Bathroom on that floor was still public but at least there were multiple showers/toilets.

[@damiandiaz8952]

Him saying the titanic "fell off" is proof we as the human race have reached our lowest point

[@lennefujimura]

"Here is my crypto coin, paint me like one of your NFTs, Jaxqs!"😂

[@CrestToothpaste]

i love my daily slop about influencers doing weird and dumb shit

[@makiss29]

For 60k would you rather have the biggest cruise around the globe for 9 months or 60 times pyro's feet?

[@jacobpowell3521]

Shall we raise money to send this young woman on the cruise! Imagine the slop.

[@Dommifax]

17:43 regarding the 19 yo moving into a uni dorm: if its 9 months they are actually living there for 1.5 semesters so that's actually a pretty fitting comparison

[@cumber3631]

cant wait until the day that pyro's plug leaks all the stuff he commissioned

[@xabierasensio7882]

9 months is as long as most navy deployments 💀

[@Jesyx]

I can't wait for the Internet Historian video on this incident.

[@AhDollar]

23:54 lol chills automated machine

[@user-mz6sh4uo7u]

a lot of these people are gonna have a culture shock when they have to permanently go back to their homes after a 9 month cruise excersion

[@Ghyka12345]

I enjoyed watching tiktoks for 25 minutes, thanks pyro

[@quartzossie]

God the Stanley Cup epidemic penetrates even the ship

[@babykata-dt3ys]

In a couple of years the thrift stores will be filled with them

[@billy65498]

Pyro going one video without a sexist joke challenge (impossible)

[@sophiathelast]

yeah I think he was being a little bit too mean too

[@KaeInTheFridge]

i cant imagine the sheer vertigo you must experience after stepping onto non moving land after 9 months on open water

[@hooting-ton5215]

Did you know: According to statista Almost 70% Cruise Ships Are the Biggest Black Carbon Polluters "Larger ships make up the vast majority of black carbon emissions, with container ships, bulk carriers and oil tankers emitting 60 percent of all BC emissions, according to the 2021 European Maritime Transport Environmental report. Although cruise ships make up only 1 percent of the global fleet, they account for 6 percent of black carbon (BC) emissions."

[@fuzzjunky]

i just watched triangle the other night. it's very under-rated. didn't know it was aussie

[@somebody825]

Ive been on 3 royal carribean cruises and it was a great experience, though I never stayed for more than 5 days. I think I would go insane if it was 9 months

[@nxxynx5039]

Tenants are meant to clean the apartment, if you have black mould thats on you. Black mould is common in the UK because of the humidity - even home ownwrs have to clean black mould if it appears

[@rob2220]

Not true. According to UK government guidance (Understanding and addressing the health risks of damp and mould in the home, 7th Sept 2023), landlords should "remove the mould, to address the health risk to tenants, using a qualified professional when appropriate". Further, as stated in the ministerial foreword: "Landlords must ensure that the accommodation they provide is free from serious hazards, including damp and mould, and that homes are fit for habitation. They must treat cases of damp and mould with the utmost seriousness and act promptly to protect their tenants’ health."

[@GuyPerson-jt9tv]

This is just like Cruelty Squad! This is the Cruelty Squad of cruise ships!

[@Zombiewithice]

Fell off

[@nigelstar8889]

Average boat experience

[@isaacthehuman6343]

I mean, 9months in luxury and not on an aircraft carrier? Sign me up 😂😂😂😂

[@aba9502]

imagine when someone starts a fight, instead of saying "beef" they say "content"

[@sirbilliam9081]

The haircut Pyro got on that cruise is truly a disaster.

[@stongbeef2242]

It’s great that pyro has realised how the state of his channel is like

[@ethanissupercool7168]

I’ve been on carnival vista in 2018, it was a nice cruise, but i am not spending 9 months on that or any cruise. These people are insane

[@ShwingFlam]

Someone could do this cruise, lay pipe on the first day, and leave a father.

[@tikimillie]

I love how we’re all talking about pyro’s fat fetish but noone remembers the fart part of the screenshots

[@lukav3509]

internet historian boutta release a new banger after this ship fiasco ends

[@maximum94]

Don't let pyro on the ship. He will sink the ship to use the inflatable life jackets....

[@DxGamer6767]

12:30 I couldnt edge to this 😂, I came immediately 🌊🤣🤣. Clean up islte, my pants!!1!1 😁

[@SomeGuy-tr2hi]

Ngl even knowing all this I still wanna go on a cruise one day, maybe it’s just cause I’m easily impressed by things like resorts, I feel like it’s one of those things you gotta try at least once, though definitely a different one then the one shown off here for obvious reasons

[@matchc0635]

there is a "around the world" cruise trip that costs 100 days and I was like "that was hecking long enough", lo and behold, the 9 month cruise for some reason

[@thefalsegod0]

I got black mold under my bed “No pets in the house”

[@ねこ男の子]

as a fake platnum and fellow devourer of t14, FIX YA JANKY ROOTS BOOOOIEH.

[@charlemagnebrown]

Pyro need that wi-fi to commission more degenerate inflation art

[@hammondr191887]

Haven’t listened to the entire video yet, but I highly doubt you are going to be fully informed of this cruise. There are multiple legs of the cruise to which you can get off and fly home if you would like. Everything is included. All food, drinks (including alcohol), internet and even transportation to the excursions including air fare if need be. Still about of money but if you have expendable money, definitely worth it.

[@ProGear360]

That is not fraud, that is what I'd call... Fraud

[@busterscrungus9544]

My sanity would dwindle similar to how it does in Amnesia the Dark decent but instead of losing sanity being in the dark I would lose sanity for every second I exist on the ship

[@kellendemo4280]

Cruises are lit bro wouldn't mind it for 9 months

[@Goosiiii]

Pyro never fails to inflate the knowledge in our brains

[@imtherealslimshady3343]

Wait until Pyro reacts to the poop cruise from hell.

[@happydawg2663]

If there's a god, that ship will sink

[@Charlie-hv3dh]

I just know that cruise is turning into an olympic villiage iykwim

[@aslonz5308]

The ship fell off is how they'll describe the titanic in 2085.

[@playerchef]

"Cruise" is the worst house party on the world

[@ablebagel]

and the rooms look so depressing inside

[@4storyboss]

Boat cruises are literally like living in an RV but much worse

[@michaelbronson7410]

I bet you that cruise is LOVING all this publicly & free advertising

[@rayviolis]

me on deployment for 12 months…

[@TMK20X3]

I've been on a Royal Caribbean cruise before, my first ever one and that was last year and we were invited by a family friend. These fuckers will drain you of your money. You have to pay for your wifi, pay for your meals if you don't want to be cheap and go to the free dinner service you're provided or the buffet, unless you have a drinks package you'll be paying for post mix drinks and alcohol (duh). It's all basically a giant ass mall, casino, and hotel in one giant boat. So all that ontop of $60,000 (excluding the part if you're just there to party or gamble) it's pretty expensive.