Roblox Is In Serious Trouble

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Huge Roblox Drama
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[@Vengefullbatsy]

The Roblox situation is crazy

[@hey-r6m]

The loppy situation is crazy

[@ChillCifer]

@@hey-r6mthe Koody situation is inSANE

[@ChillCifer]

Koody*

[@LtSprinkulz]

One joke andy

[@Happonyx]

@@ChillCifer misspelled twice 😭

[@trillsaber8879]

The shirt situation is insane. (He's been wearing the same shirt for a week.)

[@GibbonFan]

Pre-recorded andy

[@OctyabrAprelya]

No. He's like Bart Simpson. He's got an entire wardrobe with the same shirts.

[@Bcso591]

pyro fans when they discover washing machines

[@scykol]

​@@Bcso591 unrealistic they would never discover them

[@Grebbz]

He must smell as bad as his commissions right now

[@j-lien]

Your haircut is in serious trouble

[@sans-go2su]

"Pyrocynical's hair is cooked."

[@lautarogarcia1196]

@@sans-go2su "Pyrocynical's hair situation is crazy."

[@diavolo6753]

It’s looks good tho? Tf kinda cut you got

[@j-lien]

@@diavolo6753 my cut bald like captain underpants Tra La La~

[@TonyLibog]

@@diavolo6753 bro looks like a karen

[@NoobySwooby]

Original title: The Roblox Situation Is Insane

[@unlimitedtimez341]

insane he changed it within the first hour

[@sirpotato8733]

Edited Title: Roblox Is In Serious Trouble

[@hatsuneelissu5924]

Dress To Impress. The game were u get screwed over by VIP players and players that dont even follow the theme and just copy others dress style. And dont forget to use the cat for sympathy points! Heres Your ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ SLAAAAAAY! Pft.

[@kenobi-small]

nah real when i play it with my mates we just 1 star everyone and 5 star each other but we acc follow the theme everyone else’s is just vip who copy each other

[@Harry_Ennis]

U dont need vip for for good outfits

[@Wawawalulu]

So it's rupaul the game but no drag and timed. How original

[@Maidevil]

You’re contradicting your own statement lol “U get screwed by VIP” but “Players that don’t even follow the theme” So which is it? The VIP players win or the players/noobs who don’t have VIP? Also the whole point of DTI is to pick which outfit YOU think is best while trying to compete with your own outfit. That doesn’t mean you’ll win just cause you think you should. On top of that it’s ROBLOX of all games 😂

[@erwins_arm]

Sounds like it's personal for you

[@amateural]

If saying "my bf is gay I'm not homophobic" is a problematic joke then I'd be gutted for some of the things I say to my bf (he's gay)

[@bigcatdiary08]

Because real life isn't twitter Yet

[@maddon759]

Bros rent must be due

[@Lost7Genix]

I think he just prerecorded a bunch of vids, or he treats that shirt like the average discord mod

[@johncruelty20]

Don't be fooled he just sits around in his uk megamansion

[@Lycaa]

tbf it's merch so it makes sense to promote it even if it stinks like the average discrod mod

[@JB-yb6ks]

only 18 minutes? this is basically the pyroslop version of yt shorts

[@mirrorhymn]

0:47 like you pyro?💀💀

[@CB-Deathwish]

Didn't have to do him like that 🤣

[@gustavoesteves607]

I thought he was gonna say something else

[@erwins_arm]

He literally gave himself as an example lol

[@Wardpatient]

surprised pyro is talking about this game when the characters are so comically skinny

[@Longshanks1690]

0:00 - Editor’s non-pyro footage montage 0:22 - Dress To Impress is a Roblox minigame 0:44 - “CaseOh has the biggest overreactions to the most menial things in a video game,” the British lesbian said not knowing the definition of “irony.” 0:51: - You can go and see Pyro at Pax in Melbourne (if you hate yourself) 1:08 - CaseOh impression 1:23 - Pyro develops self-awareness about being a Clipfarming Caleb 1:57 - Dress To Impress (DTI) is big enough to maybe get a Charli XCX collab (big day for your 12 year old sister) 2:13 - Pyro explains how DTI works 2:42 - The Gigi (DTI’s creator) Allegations Are Insane 3:14 - New character; Sara, creator of another Roblox minigame called It Girl. 3:30 - Side quest about how Bratz dolls look like Kardashians 3:45 - Sara found out Gigi was jealous of her game’s success and threatened to label her a rapist if It Girl surpassed DTI (allegedly!!!) 4:10 - Gigi’s former employees don’t like her (Discord screenshots) 5:09 - Pyro brags about his N Word compilation (again) 6:03 - Pyro is so cool and edgy because he played The Orange Box, not Roblox or Club Penguin 9:00 - A new character called Peacherino joins the game, alleging Gigi has a history of bad messages being inappropriate with minors and racist. 9:28 - Yet another character called Misuki adds onto this with more screenshots to back those allegations up 9:38 - Peach alleges Gigi reused assets from other games, and accused another dev of being fat and faking a suicide attempt. 9:56 *Yet another character* called Jenn Demie alleges Gigi was hacking (yet another) Roblox fashion based minigame called Fashion Dolls, tried to obtain sexually explicit images while she(Gigi) was underage and the fan was 18 and hired Jenn’s old staff for DTI. 10:50 - Pyro being 100 wholesome chungus 10:57 - ANOTHER CHARACTER named Viksun alleges she stole assets for DTI’s main room and made “homophobic jokes” (the bf joke was actually funny ngl) 11:27 - The dev for Fashion Stars, another Roblox fashion minigame, allege Gigi tried to DMCA them and laughed about it in private. 12:03 - RuPaul’s Doll, a DTI streamer, was banned from Gigi’s “influencer program”for promoting It Girl, which was Sara’s game if you’ve forgot/don’t care. 12:19 - “As a straight man” (😂😂😂😂😂) 12:45 - SuzyBuilds alleges she was kicked out for a similar reason 13:15 - Gigi Just Responded 13:33 - Gigi apologises for some of her inappropriate jokes but insists Sara started the (insane) drama, and equally insists she never called her fat or was ever in the possession of inappropriate photos. She apologised to the employee she claimed faked a suicide attempt and apologised for her fat jokes, never expecting they’d get leaked from the girls’ group chat. (She’s so real for that one tbh) 14:24 - Sara doesn’t accept the apology, nor does her former employee. 14:46 - The public reaction to this drama is mixed 15:37 - Pyro does a funny. 😐😐😐 16:00 - Pyro gives his articulate, mature and well thought out opinion summary 16:14 - Pyro has his second moment of self-awareness in one slop video 16:30 - Gigi basically did a stock KZbinr apology without the camera or ukulele 17:10 - Gigi has no more chances 18:02 - Women bad 18:13 - The pain ends

[@HazardProfile]

thanks for the gold kind stranger ahh

[@jennie神推し]

thank u

[@luketomkinson4014]

god sent

[@ambersap1479]

You a real g

[@magnapanther]

the slop refiner

[@delusionalmerg1323]

2:17 sleep deprived

[@BigManBrad678]

Meeka is so meek

[@bonnieexists]

@@BigManBrad678”meeka” 💀💀

[@Byemine]

I was just about to comment about it

[@MarveIs]

Salad meekster XD

[@Epsonea_482]

The Roblox Situation is Skibbidi

[@localtesco2461]

original title?

[@mirrorhymn]

i love your elden ring mommy asmr

[@tentententententententententen]

heh! lmao! its funny because checkmark person said it!

[@BozoTheGreat]

You watch pyro? Going from making content for thirsty Elden Ring fans to being a pyro fan is an absolutely astonishing move.

[@cherie..cherry]

i think its more gegagegagi

[@Notjo6200]

The roblox situation is crazy

[@purpleplasma4824]

0:18 Its not that BIG of a deal. 💀

[@Aadyn-f9s]

yooooo same pfp

[@Serial_Designation_FS]

Yooooo not same pfp

[@craboo0]

Yooooo different pfp

[@thatfaunguy]

Yooooo better pfp/j

[@dnasu]

Yooooo hollow knight pfp

[@glovemiester]

10:50 weight painting is a thing in 3d animation where you paint vertex weights onto the model to make certain parts of the mesh more and less free to move when rigged to an armature

[@DrFeho]

Yep, but Pyro brain go "weight," Neuron activation

[@patatochipz]

smh pryo was definetely rock hard thinking that

[@glovemiester]

Fat fat fatty fat fat inflation fat fatty fat pyro fat fatty fat furry inflation weight fat fatty fat

[@philphlanigen]

Pyro this is literally a teenage girl's highschool drama, why do you care?

[@Longshanks1690]

Money.

[@thelastspartanremixer]

GrifterCynical

[@bonusducks127]

Rent is due

[@zerrierslizer1]

Money.

[@PenguinBloxYT]

People always say it’s not about the money Batman… ITS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY!, MONEY!, MONEY!, MONEY!. You would understand, correct Batman..?

[@Longshanks1690]

5:00 I am officially coining the anti-Streisand effect the Pyrocynical Effect. This is a situation where you are so desperate to avoid the Streisand Effect of drawing attention to something by covering it up that you draw attention to it by showing how you’re not covering it up. Cos he has brought up that N Word compilation SO many times to the point that I think he has to be trying to draw attention to it subconsciously, people would forget it if he just stopped bringing it up every 20 minutes.

[@badlyrosenthal5149]

He has never brought it up in the past year and a half of sloplive, except for like twice in VERY recent videos.

[@Longshanks1690]

@@badlyrosenthal5149Nah, he definitely brings it up semi-regularly. I don’t want to put a number on it but it’s definitely a repeated meme with him that I’ve noticed.

[@sundown6806]

He probably does it cause he likes to poke fun at himself for it

[@krxy1_mkw]

Knowing his fans, it would be impossible to forget it, it'll probably be mentioned to pyro himself forever now 😂.

[@ironmanlxix]

I am NOT taking a day-long flight to Australia to see you're goofy ahh haircut vro 😭🙏

[@SzafkaYT]

Even better Im planning to move out for the time this Brit will be in Australia.

[@mirrorhymn]

6:27 pyro immediately folds when he realized he have to go outside to buy half life 2

[@MarvelSonicFan04]

In the words of Mr Fox, "This is gonna be a total cluster cuss for everybody"

[@badluck7286]

It's so dumb that Adults are arguing over which game is original, threatening to accuse eachother of such bullshittery, again, ADULTS. Seeing the Arguments, talking about Roblox games and originality, is just plain pathetic funny. kids game platform btw

[@mirrorhymn]

and dress up games have always existed on roblox

[@MauriAllure]

Even wilder bc there’s entire websites with a mass variety of dress up games that have been up for like 15-20 years now, I remember playing them during free time at school. Not an original concept at all and they’re fighting over it🤣

[@ImThatKidMike]

Barely a kids platform now, original Roblox would've banned these kinda games for being too s3xual1zed. now they allow e dating and do absolutely nothing to deal with the p3d0ph1le problem because all of it happens "off platform" (usually on discord) goes even further with their lack of moderation on easily bypassed clothes that show actual nud1ty, sh, p0rn sites, and extremist ideologies (sadly this one is actually the least bad of it all)

[@SydGhosh]

Because there's money involved lol

[@BR1.618]

Kids in adult bodies, Nothing more important to do in their life, Caring too much about something so insignificant because of too much free time, Or money is involved. Take your pick or add to the list.

[@lockness5607]

Feel like anyone that knows anything about fashion creators or anythung in that bracket (fashion school, dressbup games etc) you start to realize how caddy and drama filled everyone is there that its almost mandatory.

[@thewolfleader500]

This is what happens when people let themselves get a big head over game concepts that already exist :/

[@im_mr.magotts]

6:01 “the problem is with kids they have no money”-Pyrocynical 2024

[@Federal.buerau_of_silly]

I remeber the game being normal without the "realistic" avatars and having the normal roblox looks

[@BeautifulAaliyahAustin-z1s]

Why did this game even get big in the first place? I mean looking back all the roblox news channels I used to watch seemed a bit... eh, they sorta hyped up problems within the site more than they affected me or anyone I know to a degree, but I learned ONE valuable lesson and that was to NEVER enter the uncanny valley. And look where we are, the most hideous abominations I've ever seen, and it's on the front page. Yuckies.

[@optimumplatinum2640]

shut up bot

[@wuttho]

bot

[@SpecShadow]

people have no life outside of it, so at least they create some substitute in-game living in-game dramas and all that jazz

[@optimumplatinum2640]

@@SpecShadow it's a bot

[@mirrorhymn]

10:52 pyro got a lil excited there

[@Aadyn-f9s]

real, thought it was fem pyro

[@TheDoggestAmong]

The situation is truly Robloxed

[@TheSongHolder]

Pressure in Roblox is one of the few gem games in Roblox that I'm surprised you didn't do a main channel video on

[@a55_h01e]

The Slopblox Situation is crazy

[@mpboost7107]

The Pyro slop situation is insane

[@cream218]

rent cannot be high enough to warrant an 18 minute video on roblox drama

[@jasdorito7072]

this is all such a pathetic drama when you realize that gigi, the person the whole roblox community is dogging on, is only 17

[@TickletimeTom-sc9dt]

They had 6205 days to prepare, no excuses😹😹😹😹😹😹 This isn't a pedo situation there is no difference in the brain of a 17 and a 18 year old dude

[@OctacoreIsAFK]

i mean still doesn't excuse her lack of professionalism

[@infsm27]

And apparently 14 at the time of a lot of these messages

[@richardparsley2538]

​​@@OctacoreIsAFK it almost does imo

[@mazarine_44]

@@OctacoreIsAFK she was 14 when a lot of these were sent lol. she doesn’t need to be “excused” she was a fkin teenager, weirdo

[@SomeFuzzheads]

6:56 Fashion Famous my goat

[@Rahnonymous]

The saddest part about this situation is the false accusation not being pdf file like every other person would do, because it implies it's not damaging enough since female pdf files aren't taken as seriously as their male counterpart

[@Spacebaryonyx]

12:23 he sounds so depressed saying “haha he said straight”

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

This is like those Holographic foods Plankton had, a complete Nothing burger, not even slop, its nothing but air and yap.

[@Triro]

Lol didn't care about anything other than trying to groom a minor. Like seriously. Who cares about everything else. More petty roblox drama for a crappy game.

[@TickletimeTom-sc9dt]

This WILL sound wild but I honestly just click off a video when the drama is about minors groomed because of how tired I am of hearing it

[@hypeman958]

​@@TickletimeTom-sc9dtpedo daily (new show frfr)

[@hypeman958]

Omg!! Look its ragebait!!!

[@Triro]

@@hypeman958 Uh. It's not. I just don't care about the rest of the petty stuff.

[@hypeman958]

@@Triro oh yeah blackmailing people is just petty stuff, totally

[@BrokenRecords654]

The slop rn is crazy from lunchashits to the skibidi Roblox situation is crazy

[@quinnn1999]

10:02 mandatory metros booming easter egg

[@seenbe]

metros booming reference ✅

[@Mich-jk2ze]

The big situation is literally crazy!!! (IT’S DONE!!!!!!)

[@zerrierslizer1]

no wonder all the Minecraft KZbinrs keep saying little kids are so mature for their age when they literally threaten eachother with DMCA Takedowns like the "grownup" KZbinrs do on a Daily Basis.

[@AnErrorOccured69420]

8:58 pyro reference

[@mach392]

"weight painting" is the process of adding kinetic weight to a mesh in blender to indicate how strongly or weakly it moves with a rig pyro; for shame

[@snowed6713]

Thank you for making the slop bearable

[@monkeymangamertm2512]

Women: make roblox drama Pyro: i smell money

[@punkizm]

6:41 Brother CeX is EVERWHERE in Australia and the Uk, sure they're used games but they're a game shop

[@jamgUNoh]

bro looks sleep deprived thanks to slopmaxxing too much

[@Aickelodeon]

Pyro assuming weight painting was _fat art_ makes me wish it was fat art instead of grueling 3D weight distribution

[@mythik_YT]

This Roblox situation is OHIO RIZZLER

[@itsall_legal]

Everybody else: diddy bad Pyro: roblox

[@Longshanks1690]

Pyrocynical Is In Serious Trouble For Not Streaming Fear And Hunger

[@Da1eyend]

The slop keeps flowing for the piggies to eat 🐖🐖🐖

[@mistbea]

when i was a kid i remember a big game with the exact same premise as dress to impress but the normal roblox characters and like popular items at the time but this was in like 2016 probably, it might be fashion famous????? but it was too long ago for me to remember

[@madnessboysgames3478]

yeah it was

[@thepotatoman9069]

Yeah that was fun. I was so confused seeing DTI around because it looked nothing like what I played years ago.

[@default_hobo]

16:00 what you came here for

[@Jmsf_27]

Slop Situation is Crazy

[@Notjo6200]

We did NOT need a double upload. Nor did we want one

[@level1865]

I cannot imagine that the person who makes videos like darkwood ,cruelty squad, cry of fear, etc is the same that makes videos like this.

[@filippeos]

pyro is legitimately covering petty discord girl drama like he's not 27 years old

[@saistarfish]

framing someone for grape is not petty drama

[@alfalldoot6715]

​@@saistarfishFor teenage girls it is

[@TheBritColl]

Pyro not mentioning the N-word compilations for one video challenge Difficulty: impossible (It is some of the work he’s most proud of)

[@opalhensley7566]

Every time I see a new video, it's a treat!

[@TL71-ds1xd]

Every time I see a new bot, It's lots of aids!

[@salsaccino]

Finished your Darkwood vid yesterday, and I really really liked it. Your main channel vids just get better and better, and I definitely copped one of those shirts. Least I can do, thanks for the slop Pyro

[@McCockeer]

Roblox Slop💅💅😔😔

[@cherie..cherry]

dress to impress was my fav game. now its “escape freaky gojo”

[@lilysadventure5830]

1 view in 17 seconds? fell off

[@WillowTitov]

This is the most Pyrocynical's Haircut moment of all time.

[@bojidarhinev2013]

5:25 who care about saying the N word

[@definitelycheese]

alot of people

[@bojidarhinev2013]

@@definitelycheese if they are not black i don't care

[@key0777]

@@bojidarhinev2013Ofc not, you aren’t black neither 💀 the same reason you wouldn't say it in public around black people 😂

[@snowed6713]

@@bojidarhinev2013 But you care if they are?

[@bojidarhinev2013]

@@snowed6713 not much but if for example my black friend have problem with me saying it i just stop saying so i don't annoy him

[@Woodsman387]

Aw yall know its real bad when pyro talks about it

[@kineticnuggets6454]

0:54 Atomic Heart Vending Machine Soundtrack was unexpected but welcome!

[@WrathfulEel]

Take a shot every time he says ‘There’s more?’ Or ‘it keeps going’

[@ThatGamerGuy613]

The first controversies of the month people. be prepared for dis shit.

[@1TitanicFan1]

Since when has Roblox's dumb drama been sloppy enough for Pyro???? It's just teens fighting over nothing at the end of the day.

[@12coudak000]

Pyrocinical's testoterone situation is AWFUL!

[@deathseekr1537]

0:51 Atomic heart nora workbench music, love that game way to much to ignore it

[@Informashunn]

Real ogs remember this was an animal jam game but what they know about that

[@rainwobrain]

pyrocynical in women's dress is serious trouble

[@grellie4845]

Cant wait for dolan to explain this in a fraction of the time

[@damsen978]

How can the guy from the intro have depth perception if he can only see with one eye? Even Pyro's haircut allows him to see with both eyes lol

[@Penguin-1966]

"want to hear my caseoh impression" hot tip: press m to instantly mute a video

[@kenny187ful]

0:53 oh good, another Con for Pyro cause to end

[@dibutime]

The only thing that is in trouble is the fettuccine you call hair.

[@bluestem5036]

Bro, you should talk about this new game that came out called Forever Winter. It was made by a independent team called Fun Dog Studio which is made of ex AAA concept artist and it is pretty cool. It is full of detail and many nice models along with the game play

[@exodust3114]

Unfortunately my man that would not rake in the views

[@oweeb5909]

It'd just be a 3 hour vod called "This game is brutal"

[@TazAlonzo]

I send my condolences to you Pyro. The characters are so goddamn skinny. 🙏🙏🕊️🕊️

[@Banana-em1uk]

welcome back to slop live

[@Gambsmoore]

badass seal of approval dredged up some shit i didn't know was buried down there

[@alimisaye]

10:50 bro looking for potential artists apparently

[@Spacebaryonyx]

this slopulation is CRAZY

[@notstampgoat]

Fashion Famous walked so Dress to Impress could run.... This drama is truely heart breaking... Learning about the devs are like learning your parents are real people...

[@greenbeangreg2552]

Why did this game even get big in the first place? I mean looking back all the roblox news channels I used to watch seemed a bit... eh, they sorta hyped up problems within the site more than they affected me or anyone I know to a degree, but I learned ONE valuable lesson and that was to NEVER enter the uncanny valley. And look where we are, the most hideous abominations I've ever seen, and it's on the front page. Yuckies.

[@sleepylilguy2024]

Playing an awful lot of Heartbound OST in the background lately, Pyro. Am I...sensing a Heartbound video some day? I'd better be.

[@zerrierslizer1]

i have the OG Orange Box on both PS3 and Xbox 360 still, and i will NEVER get rid of them or sell them.

[@rollingvice]

nothing serious here. just several roblox gamers got their feelings hurt becuse they got called fat.

[@yunekoVT]

i saw this coming, the type of people that play games like dress to impress unironically are usually the type of people to have their little friend groups and just hate on "less pretty" girls in groupchats and then just do the worst shit humanly possible to humiliate them, pretty much mean girls type shit, its all people who are either children or people who peaked in childhood

[@Froddos_]

This drama is so uninteresting why am I watching it

[@bombglass2509]

dress to impress don stole fashion famous 😭

[@BonBan3650]

The Caseoh impression was beautiful 😢

[@glennycocoa]

1:12: couple of weeks, and it just sounds like he's developed stage 3 GERD. Pyrocynical, everybody 👏

[@kimberleywilliams7802]

Why did he just clock me with a clip of Quen Blackwell when he mentioned fav streamers like LMAO not my worlds colliding.

[@GibbonFan]

5:17 pyrocynical try not to mention the strysound effect for 10 seconds challenge