Q&A | Is Romance Dead? | Karl Pilkington

[@MisterM2402]

This man has more common sense than the majority of folk in this country. Top bloke.

[@Nilguiri]

Suzanne is a very lucky girl.

[@EltonBeatles]

'Do you love me?' 'Yeah, you're alright.'

[@michaelfetter8738]

@@EltonBeatles If you know Karl, you also know that is probably the deepest and most sincere terms of endearment he can offer. Lol

[@MrLimannen]

"Why is she walking through puddles!?", why didnt I think of that? I mean...this guy is surely my favorite genius of all of them, up there with...Dyson.

[@VColossalV]

They say he's up there with Einstein!

[@aurgow]

VColossalV Look at Einstein. His mam thought he was mental as a kid.

[@誰にも見れないゆめをみて]

but the funny thing is he trusts everything in book form hahah,if it's in ˝proper news˝ it must be true

[@alternatealt]

must be a really wide puddle

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

And here i was thinking I've seen every Karl Pilkington related piece of media. Then I find a youtune channel

[@Althios]

Karl you gotta do a weekly journal/podcast or something! We need more Karl in our lives :D

[@UmeshBx]

Should call these videos 'Karl empties his worry hole'

[@t2p]

Which is connected to the worry conduit

[@MultiLoofer]

+Morrisseys Quiff wow mate u utterly ruined that

[@CJ_UX]

I love how he picks on 1 minor section of romance and just rants on and on about it

[@BronyGamer895]

But it's so true it's unbelievable. While he makes us laugh he has some bloody good points and I can't seem to disagree with any of them. I think I have only ever disagreed with him once on one of Ricky's radio shows.

[@CJ_UX]

What did you disagree with him on?

[@palacio0o0o]

Still waiting for an answer...

[@v1ck1985]

hopefully karls team will spot how much money is available on youtube and do loads of these.

[@danthomas8428]

Hopefully. I miss the podcasts!

[@AA-hg5fk]

I wouldn't count on it, Duncan is well known to be a crap agent

[@spaghetti_legss]

"If she's taking the piss saying 'pop your coat down there so I can walk through that puddle,' I'd go 'right, it's over.'"

[@SteBradburyDesign]

Karl, you're fucking amazing! It also looks like someone has ironed the top of his head and accidentally slipped down onto his forehead hahahah

[@WifferCracker]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[@jamesdude8399]

You sure it's not just from having his head squoze?

[@ZTripin]

KARL WHERE ARE YOU! lol please come back on TV tv is shit without you man.

[@tiarnan76]

hes back on sky soon - new show called "sick of it"....

[@functionfirst7355]

I wonder if he knows just how absolutely hysterical he is, without even trying.

[@feeltheillinois]

karl is so real

[@hyperion6902]

Another conversation with himself! Another conversation with himself...

[@TheSquad4life]

So honest and doesn't want to think think like everyone /he could care less this makes Karl awesome . Love it

[@ChrisHutchinson11]

Seen it in films = happens in real life. Karl Logic.

[@julianwhitee]

He actually points out the opposite...

[@hyperion6902]

julianwhitee If it's written down = Must have happened.

[@jlukes5790]

Blerg Blerguson Like he said, he said the opposite. That the things in the film's don't really happen.

[@誰にも見れないゆめをみて]

Blerg Blerguson he doesn't trust everything on the internet but if it's in book form it's a fact

[@誰にも見れないゆめをみて]

Blerg Blerguson don't go mental,if you watched every ricky gervais show episode you'd know he said it several times,like the time he brought up the guy who got executed and then was able to talk for 30 sec after,and the reason he believed it coz it was in proper book form

[@ChrisOrillia]

"Cost of dry cleaner.." I could hear Ricky laughing in my head.

[@ilikesaltines]

Dear Karl, please do more stuff because I miss you and love you. Thank you.

[@anthanagore]

I totally agree with that attitude. That's called being honest, some ppl should try this for once

[@Steviebav]

Karl really is wise beyond his time..

[@MrUltimateBroski]

I don't know why many people take Karl for an idiot, he's actually kind of smart, he's got a lot of common sense and he speaks a lot of truth but he just words it funny

[@janelane187]

im always expecting ricky to go 'play a record' everytime he talks.

[@alexpotential3190]

I'm always expecting drivel to pour out of the opening in his perfectly spherical head.

[@irishelk3]

What a character.

[@DeanoPiano]

"About a fire that didn't happen, A wife that didn't exist and a cat that didn't look happy"

[@Pencilandpaperaddict]

Wait... where's PressFartToContinue? I thought he was on every comment section?

[@erurevir]

It feels like he's in another realm to this, Karl Pilkington will forever be timeless, we don't need that shit here.

[@Pencilandpaperaddict]

B... bu... PFTC is like a security blanket. If he's here we're on the good side of KZbin. WHATEVER WILL WE DO?!

[@erurevir]

PencilAndPaperAddict No he's a stalker who had a plan to gather as much attention as he could, and succeeded. But I say again, he doesn't belong here.

[@Pencilandpaperaddict]

Well, wow, that told me... Why are you people so uptight? Where's the fun??

[@Martinsleep]

***** how he just comments

[@zetetick395]

"if you're gonna keep doin' that - buy some wellies" XDDDD

[@MrLolwut88]

or a series or something DO SOMETHING

[@TechnoBambino]

The thumbnail for this video is amazing

[@drchunkybiscuit9973]

He's right you know!

[@bryanshort8453]

I think romance is dead, and ladie, YOU killed it!

[@DunkeysLongLostSon]

This is how Karl keeps his relationship alive. It works he's been with Suzanne for a long time.

[@hainez14]

I agree with this, About romance in films

[@K.Dilkington]

Makes sense that

[@tripinhiphop2095]

“Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain’t been back. It can’t have been that good.” “People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn’t necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.”

[@8Gerrard8Liverpool]

Please do a podcast, Karl.

[@provingangels]

Can we please find a way to get you Rickey and Steve to do a show again?

[@bsaunders5271]

Karl I wish you were going to be in the Derek special, you made that first series brilliant. Shame you don't enjoy it.

[@ineffablemars]

"connect through the brain"

[@drwdzz]

Effing love this guy!

[@masharialrasheed9075]

Karl we want to see more of you mate !! i've seen almost every video of you in youtube and almost all of your Tv shows include the moaning of life and the prodcast !! it's just not enough mate ;pp

[@JN003]

could you put together a movie about day dreams that become reality?

[@JesusRocksTryPrayin]

I like how he didn't exactly answer her question :D "Here's a wise vaguely-related anecdote." I hope he gets another show deal

[@lillyjohnson9963]

are you ever going to come to northampton? and how come you moved out of Manchester to london?

[@calpol55]

"Should you get married?" "No, get some wellies instead"

[@StrykesV2]

Connect through the brain, lmaoo Karl you are a fucking genius.

[@mechelekelley4436]

I Agree

[@netbookeater]

"Pop ye coat down there." hahaha

[@GaryMcCaffrey]

legend

[@MrKurtyP]

I wish i thought like karl, must be fun.

[@philmehrart]

"Pop your coat down there so I can walk through a puddle" I go "Right, it's over" lmao

[@PHILIPWATSON82]

WELL SAID 👌🏼👏🏼

[@VixNickNacks]

The Spider Twins you met on An Idiot Abroad have found love, does this make you feel good for them? They seemed like such nice girls. Oh yeah, it is with one man, but I guess that makes things less complicated.

[@GooglyEyedJoe]

That's true about the coat thing, sure it might be a "nice gesture" but if that woman leaves you or friendzones you, you're left with a ruined wet coat, thats it. If you see a puddle, go around it.

[@gmmg8734]

Karl I popped "how to have a kid" on youtube and got nothing. Guessing there's no sites for that.

[@GTAPlatinum]

Karl You Legend!!!! Haha!

[@123987username]

most brilliant realest thing hes every said, that is fucking mental. But people never really did that did they, only in cartoons and all that ?

[@mtalbot29872]

The short answer to this question is yes.

[@peterwood488]

Hello karl, got a question if you was the only man on the planet what would be the first thing you do and where would you go?

[@toby099]

Karl 'Sir Walter Raleigh' Pilkington

[@Skeeble00]

i really hope he does another podcast series with Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant

[@veemacks7255]

It doesn't look likely these days. The three of them seem to have drifted apart and probably feel they don't need each other (and the three-way split of any money that would happen being back together).

[@spikarooni6391]

wisdom

[@davemolyneux359]

Amazing

[@samanthabaxley5820]

Haha yes! You're the best Karl

[@1Diddums]

Lovely.

[@JenniferPresents]

Takeaway: Romance=wellies

[@danielonelove3074]

KARL...why aren't you keeping up with your channel? With all the positive new age crap around here we are in need for more moaning and groaning! Some people say you are a pessimist but I say you are like me, a REALIST. Love how you see things for exactly what they are instead of the fake bullshit of rainbows and fluffy bunnies everyone else chats on about. I love you because you think like me and here I thought I was alone. :p I had no idea you had a book out so I am going to go buy my copy today.

[@CptCrash21]

Karl: "I hope that helps, Elaine." Elaine: "It didn't."

[@onetwo2146]

so funny. i love your brain. lol

[@AbadyDoubleX]

lol seriously though who puts their coat in a puddle for a woman to walk through? I can understand giving her your coat in a cold night, but ruining a coat for her shoes or her not bothering to go around the puddle is just sad..

[@mr.coolmug3181]

The Manc Monk has spoken! XD

[@BentNeatly]

This is the luckiest man in the world.

[@johgus96jg]

I they ever find out how to do that thing where you can digitally story someone's brain on a computer, they should do it with Karl. Keep him around for thousands of years haha...

[@ineffablemars]

Where the fuck is Karl?

[@AlbinoHippo]

Apparently there sill be a season 2 of the moaning of life.

[@losaego2985]

2-2 for the uruguay england score

[@bens5806]

Come on, you have to support England and hope for a win ;)

[@shaunmcclean1987]

U all rite ? Did you find the mexican jumping beans

[@Unholyspirit]

Hi Karl

[@JakeWilliams283]

If you wanta piss about waking in puddles

[@markbell3290]

Bid Lin, lid bin. Bin lid!

[@blacksheep961]

Is it 7pm Gmt?

[@Orb_Weaver]

As I leave this comment now, It has just past 6pm

[@haveitboi999]

walk round puddles

[@daniellealexandra237]

Karl here's a hypothetical question. If a woman were to ask you on a date, and wanted to really romance you, what would your answer be?

[@truckcompany]

I want more karl :(.

[@Ethanrobinson99]

Karl showing his romantic side xD

[@loktoppoppins]

Fking genius :D

[@LordAnthonyBain]

Do you reckon you could run faster than a mouse?

[@ShookOnesTO]

Chivalry is dead and women killed it. - Dave chappelle

[@RyanWilliams-bj1mv]

The one dislike has to be Suzanne!

[@danthomas8428]

LOL!

[@LISSoundtrack]

give them a piggy back lol

[@kiwifan6002]

I hope the videos keep coming when he no longer has a book to plug.

[@jamesmate9565]

2-1 to Uruguay

[@NorthWalesKid]

Karl doesn’t believe in romance and yet he bought Suzanne a multi pack of condoms as a Christmas present, so now I don’t know what to believe

[@vincesullivan8434]

Why does he look like hes been laboring all day? lol

[@oldmassole]

Karl is the best I love to hear him moan !

[@clarkson3013]

Karl I need a favour, I seen a video you did asking a girl to marry some one.... Well I've fucked something up big time with a girl I love.... I need another chance.... Help me 😞

[@maddiesaur1733]

I know something romantic. Getting married and complaining about things together while the wife bakes cookies and you yell at kids to get off the lawn. Let's do it. My ideas are just flying out of my brain.

[@iscreamfitness]

Well Karl is romantic he brings Susan to a BnB and walks around on the parking square

[@formative3d274]

I don't know what the world's coming to. It can't piss it down with rain without a woman trying to take the piss.

[@maciejrusiniak7565]

6 people have something wrong with them

[@zicuenca]

Hahaha.

[@XenosFiles]

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