This man has more common sense than the majority of folk in this country. Top bloke.
@Nilguiri10 жыл бұрын
Suzanne is a very lucky girl.
@EltonBeatles5 жыл бұрын
'Do you love me?' 'Yeah, you're alright.'
@michaelfetter87383 жыл бұрын
@@EltonBeatles If you know Karl, you also know that is probably the deepest and most sincere terms of endearment he can offer. Lol
@MrLimannen10 жыл бұрын
"Why is she walking through puddles!?", why didnt I think of that? I mean...this guy is surely my favorite genius of all of them, up there with...Dyson.
@VColossalV10 жыл бұрын
They say he's up there with Einstein!
@aurgow10 жыл бұрын
VColossalV Look at Einstein. His mam thought he was mental as a kid.
@誰にも見れないゆめをみて10 жыл бұрын
but the funny thing is he trusts everything in book form hahah,if it's in ˝proper news˝ it must be true
@alternatealt Жыл бұрын
must be a really wide puddle
@TheLonelyGoomba10 жыл бұрын
And here i was thinking I've seen every Karl Pilkington related piece of media. Then I find a youtune channel
@Althios10 жыл бұрын
Karl you gotta do a weekly journal/podcast or something! We need more Karl in our lives :D
@UmeshBx10 жыл бұрын
Should call these videos 'Karl empties his worry hole'
@t2p10 жыл бұрын
Which is connected to the worry conduit
@MultiLoofer8 жыл бұрын
+Morrisseys Quiff wow mate u utterly ruined that
@CJ_UX10 жыл бұрын
I love how he picks on 1 minor section of romance and just rants on and on about it
@BronyGamer89510 жыл бұрын
But it's so true it's unbelievable. While he makes us laugh he has some bloody good points and I can't seem to disagree with any of them. I think I have only ever disagreed with him once on one of Ricky's radio shows.
@CJ_UX10 жыл бұрын
What did you disagree with him on?
@palacio0o0o6 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for an answer...
@v1ck198510 жыл бұрын
hopefully karls team will spot how much money is available on youtube and do loads of these.
@danthomas842810 жыл бұрын
Hopefully. I miss the podcasts!
@AA-hg5fk11 ай бұрын
I wouldn't count on it, Duncan is well known to be a crap agent
@spaghetti_legss8 жыл бұрын
"If she's taking the piss saying 'pop your coat down there so I can walk through that puddle,' I'd go 'right, it's over.'"
@SteBradburyDesign10 жыл бұрын
Karl, you're fucking amazing! It also looks like someone has ironed the top of his head and accidentally slipped down onto his forehead hahahah
@WifferCracker10 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA!
@jamesdude83993 жыл бұрын
You sure it's not just from having his head squoze?
@ZTripin9 жыл бұрын
KARL WHERE ARE YOU! lol please come back on TV tv is shit without you man.
@tiarnan767 жыл бұрын
hes back on sky soon - new show called "sick of it"....
@functionfirst73559 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he knows just how absolutely hysterical he is, without even trying.
@feeltheillinois10 жыл бұрын
karl is so real
@hyperion690210 жыл бұрын
Another conversation with himself! Another conversation with himself...
@TheSquad4life10 жыл бұрын
So honest and doesn't want to think think like everyone /he could care less this makes Karl awesome . Love it
@ChrisHutchinson1110 жыл бұрын
Seen it in films = happens in real life. Karl Logic.
@julianwhitee10 жыл бұрын
He actually points out the opposite...
@hyperion690210 жыл бұрын
julianwhitee If it's written down = Must have happened.
@jlukes579010 жыл бұрын
Blerg Blerguson Like he said, he said the opposite. That the things in the film's don't really happen.
@誰にも見れないゆめをみて10 жыл бұрын
Blerg Blerguson he doesn't trust everything on the internet but if it's in book form it's a fact
@誰にも見れないゆめをみて10 жыл бұрын
Blerg Blerguson don't go mental,if you watched every ricky gervais show episode you'd know he said it several times,like the time he brought up the guy who got executed and then was able to talk for 30 sec after,and the reason he believed it coz it was in proper book form
@ChrisOrillia6 жыл бұрын
"Cost of dry cleaner.." I could hear Ricky laughing in my head.
@ilikesaltines10 жыл бұрын
Dear Karl, please do more stuff because I miss you and love you. Thank you.
@anthanagore10 жыл бұрын
I totally agree with that attitude. That's called being honest, some ppl should try this for once
@Steviebav5 жыл бұрын
Karl really is wise beyond his time..
@MrUltimateBroski10 жыл бұрын
I don't know why many people take Karl for an idiot, he's actually kind of smart, he's got a lot of common sense and he speaks a lot of truth but he just words it funny
@janelane18710 жыл бұрын
im always expecting ricky to go 'play a record' everytime he talks.
@alexpotential319010 жыл бұрын
I'm always expecting drivel to pour out of the opening in his perfectly spherical head.
@irishelk310 жыл бұрын
What a character.
@DeanoPiano10 жыл бұрын
"About a fire that didn't happen, A wife that didn't exist and a cat that didn't look happy"
@Pencilandpaperaddict10 жыл бұрын
Wait... where's PressFartToContinue? I thought he was on every comment section?
@erurevir10 жыл бұрын
It feels like he's in another realm to this, Karl Pilkington will forever be timeless, we don't need that shit here.
@Pencilandpaperaddict10 жыл бұрын
B... bu... PFTC is like a security blanket. If he's here we're on the good side of KZbin. WHATEVER WILL WE DO?!
@erurevir10 жыл бұрын
PencilAndPaperAddict No he's a stalker who had a plan to gather as much attention as he could, and succeeded. But I say again, he doesn't belong here.
@Pencilandpaperaddict10 жыл бұрын
Well, wow, that told me... Why are you people so uptight? Where's the fun??
@Martinsleep10 жыл бұрын
***** how he just comments
@zetetick3959 жыл бұрын
"if you're gonna keep doin' that - buy some wellies" XDDDD
@MrLolwut8810 жыл бұрын
or a series or something DO SOMETHING
@TechnoBambino10 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail for this video is amazing
@drchunkybiscuit99734 жыл бұрын
He's right you know!
@bryanshort845310 жыл бұрын
I think romance is dead, and ladie, YOU killed it!
@DunkeysLongLostSon10 жыл бұрын
This is how Karl keeps his relationship alive. It works he's been with Suzanne for a long time.
@hainez1410 жыл бұрын
I agree with this, About romance in films
@K.Dilkington3 жыл бұрын
Makes sense that
@tripinhiphop20959 жыл бұрын
“Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain’t been back. It can’t have been that good.” “People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn’t necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.”
@8Gerrard8Liverpool10 жыл бұрын
Please do a podcast, Karl.
@provingangels Жыл бұрын
Can we please find a way to get you Rickey and Steve to do a show again?
@bsaunders52719 жыл бұрын
Karl I wish you were going to be in the Derek special, you made that first series brilliant. Shame you don't enjoy it.
@ineffablemars9 жыл бұрын
"connect through the brain"
@drwdzz4 жыл бұрын
Effing love this guy!
@masharialrasheed907510 жыл бұрын
Karl we want to see more of you mate !! i've seen almost every video of you in youtube and almost all of your Tv shows include the moaning of life and the prodcast !! it's just not enough mate ;pp
@JN00310 жыл бұрын
could you put together a movie about day dreams that become reality?
@JesusRocksTryPrayin10 жыл бұрын
I like how he didn't exactly answer her question :D "Here's a wise vaguely-related anecdote." I hope he gets another show deal
@lillyjohnson996310 жыл бұрын
are you ever going to come to northampton? and how come you moved out of Manchester to london?
@calpol5510 жыл бұрын
"Should you get married?" "No, get some wellies instead"
@StrykesV27 жыл бұрын
Connect through the brain, lmaoo Karl you are a fucking genius.
@mechelekelley44369 жыл бұрын
I Agree
@netbookeater10 жыл бұрын
"Pop ye coat down there." hahaha
@GaryMcCaffrey10 жыл бұрын
legend
@MrKurtyP10 жыл бұрын
I wish i thought like karl, must be fun.
@philmehrart3 жыл бұрын
"Pop your coat down there so I can walk through a puddle" I go "Right, it's over" lmao
@PHILIPWATSON826 жыл бұрын
WELL SAID 👌🏼👏🏼
@VixNickNacks10 жыл бұрын
The Spider Twins you met on An Idiot Abroad have found love, does this make you feel good for them? They seemed like such nice girls. Oh yeah, it is with one man, but I guess that makes things less complicated.
@GooglyEyedJoe10 жыл бұрын
That's true about the coat thing, sure it might be a "nice gesture" but if that woman leaves you or friendzones you, you're left with a ruined wet coat, thats it. If you see a puddle, go around it.
@gmmg87347 жыл бұрын
Karl I popped "how to have a kid" on youtube and got nothing. Guessing there's no sites for that.
@GTAPlatinum10 жыл бұрын
Karl You Legend!!!! Haha!
@123987username9 жыл бұрын
most brilliant realest thing hes every said, that is fucking mental. But people never really did that did they, only in cartoons and all that ?
@mtalbot2987210 жыл бұрын
The short answer to this question is yes.
@peterwood4889 жыл бұрын
Hello karl, got a question if you was the only man on the planet what would be the first thing you do and where would you go?
@toby0993 жыл бұрын
Karl 'Sir Walter Raleigh' Pilkington
@Skeeble008 жыл бұрын
i really hope he does another podcast series with Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant
@veemacks72558 жыл бұрын
It doesn't look likely these days. The three of them seem to have drifted apart and probably feel they don't need each other (and the three-way split of any money that would happen being back together).
@spikarooni63913 жыл бұрын
wisdom
@davemolyneux3599 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@samanthabaxley58209 жыл бұрын
Haha yes! You're the best Karl
@1Diddums9 жыл бұрын
Lovely.
@JenniferPresents8 жыл бұрын
Takeaway: Romance=wellies
@danielonelove30748 жыл бұрын
KARL...why aren't you keeping up with your channel? With all the positive new age crap around here we are in need for more moaning and groaning! Some people say you are a pessimist but I say you are like me, a REALIST. Love how you see things for exactly what they are instead of the fake bullshit of rainbows and fluffy bunnies everyone else chats on about. I love you because you think like me and here I thought I was alone. :p I had no idea you had a book out so I am going to go buy my copy today.
@CptCrash217 жыл бұрын
Karl: "I hope that helps, Elaine." Elaine: "It didn't."
@onetwo21469 жыл бұрын
so funny. i love your brain. lol
@AbadyDoubleX10 жыл бұрын
lol seriously though who puts their coat in a puddle for a woman to walk through? I can understand giving her your coat in a cold night, but ruining a coat for her shoes or her not bothering to go around the puddle is just sad..
@mr.coolmug318110 жыл бұрын
The Manc Monk has spoken! XD
@BentNeatly10 жыл бұрын
This is the luckiest man in the world.
@johgus96jg7 жыл бұрын
I they ever find out how to do that thing where you can digitally story someone's brain on a computer, they should do it with Karl. Keep him around for thousands of years haha...
@ineffablemars9 жыл бұрын
Where the fuck is Karl?
@AlbinoHippo9 жыл бұрын
Apparently there sill be a season 2 of the moaning of life.
@losaego298510 жыл бұрын
2-2 for the uruguay england score
@bens580610 жыл бұрын
Come on, you have to support England and hope for a win ;)
@shaunmcclean198710 жыл бұрын
U all rite ? Did you find the mexican jumping beans
@Unholyspirit10 жыл бұрын
Hi Karl
@JakeWilliams2838 жыл бұрын
If you wanta piss about waking in puddles
@markbell329010 жыл бұрын
Bid Lin, lid bin. Bin lid!
@blacksheep96110 жыл бұрын
Is it 7pm Gmt?
@Orb_Weaver10 жыл бұрын
As I leave this comment now, It has just past 6pm
@haveitboi99910 жыл бұрын
walk round puddles
@daniellealexandra2373 жыл бұрын
Karl here's a hypothetical question. If a woman were to ask you on a date, and wanted to really romance you, what would your answer be?
@truckcompany10 жыл бұрын
I want more karl :(.
@Ethanrobinson9910 жыл бұрын
Karl showing his romantic side xD
@loktoppoppins10 жыл бұрын
Fking genius :D
@LordAnthonyBain Жыл бұрын
Do you reckon you could run faster than a mouse?
@ShookOnesTO10 жыл бұрын
Chivalry is dead and women killed it. - Dave chappelle
@RyanWilliams-bj1mv10 жыл бұрын
The one dislike has to be Suzanne!
@danthomas842810 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@LISSoundtrack10 жыл бұрын
give them a piggy back lol
@kiwifan600210 жыл бұрын
I hope the videos keep coming when he no longer has a book to plug.
@jamesmate956510 жыл бұрын
2-1 to Uruguay
@NorthWalesKid Жыл бұрын
Karl doesn’t believe in romance and yet he bought Suzanne a multi pack of condoms as a Christmas present, so now I don’t know what to believe
@vincesullivan843410 жыл бұрын
Why does he look like hes been laboring all day? lol
@oldmassole9 жыл бұрын
Karl is the best I love to hear him moan !
@clarkson30139 жыл бұрын
Karl I need a favour, I seen a video you did asking a girl to marry some one.... Well I've fucked something up big time with a girl I love.... I need another chance.... Help me 😞
@maddiesaur17339 жыл бұрын
I know something romantic. Getting married and complaining about things together while the wife bakes cookies and you yell at kids to get off the lawn. Let's do it. My ideas are just flying out of my brain.
@iscreamfitness3 жыл бұрын
Well Karl is romantic he brings Susan to a BnB and walks around on the parking square
@formative3d2747 жыл бұрын
I don't know what the world's coming to. It can't piss it down with rain without a woman trying to take the piss.