Search KZbin for "Mitchell vs the Klaxon" It will be the first result. You won't be disappointed.
@quantumblurrr5 жыл бұрын
Spottydog714 🤫
@CrabbyDarth5 жыл бұрын
not a compilation tho
@Voltaic_Fire3 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid the contained righteous anger would be too much, the uploaded would corrupt and that corruption would spread like a rage virus. Eventually every computer is complaining about all that imported bandwidth, how it's not patriotic, and that we should be building our own bandwidth. I imagine David Mitchell just complains about middle class ideological problems when not on TV.
@GeoffreyBronson5 жыл бұрын
"It's cartilaginous matter...or cartilage as we would say...in England" I love Fry softly mocking his own vernacular in that moment.
@JackDManheim4 жыл бұрын
5:31 David's animosity towards the Klaxon is a beautiful thing.
@stiimuli5 жыл бұрын
I love when the screen elves troll Micthell XD
@sopcannon5 жыл бұрын
we need a compilation of that
@MrPluron75 жыл бұрын
9:26 when Stephen says "it's a very cross section" is the most underrated joke in this video
@sambassist76024 жыл бұрын
Could someone explain it to me? English isn’t my first language
@MrPluron74 жыл бұрын
@@sambassist7602 Sure :), A cross section is when you cut something in half so you can look at everything inside from a side view (the picture of the shark is a cross section so you can see its organs and stuff) Sarah says that the shark doesn't look very happy, the word "cross" in English can also mean unhappy or angry, so when Stephen says it's "a very cross section" it's a pun on "cross" meaning 'down the middle' and also 'unhappy'
@sambassist76024 жыл бұрын
@@MrPluron7 thanks a lot !
@Voltaic_Fire3 жыл бұрын
@@MrPluron7 He's called "Stephen" and not "Steven" but that aside it was a very well written explanation. 👍
@twodollars4u5 жыл бұрын
"he doesn't look very happy, does he?" "No, it's a very cross section."
@CharlieQuartz5 жыл бұрын
Gosh, thanks for pointing that out. Stephen’s puns are genius.
@andystrachan5985 жыл бұрын
The cleverest joke in the clip and it passes almost unnoticed. I'm glad someone commented on it 👍
@quantumblurrr5 жыл бұрын
crunst 🤫
@w8m4n5 жыл бұрын
Read it as he said it! Brilliant!
@Voltaic_Fire3 жыл бұрын
Until recently I was annoyed by people recapping the blindingly obvious but now I see it as a pleasant reassurance that I am not amongst those whom fall below the average intelligence.
@zbr763 жыл бұрын
"Every cell in my body when I see that says 'it is the ENEMY!'" This is the moment that made me a devout David Mitchell fan god knows how many years ago that episode aired.
@AshleighKnott28915 жыл бұрын
“No a fish” But if Stephen had listened to the elves he’d know there’s no such thing as a fish...
@vakar97795 жыл бұрын
What how ?
@AshleighKnott28915 жыл бұрын
Listen to the QI podcast the elves do called “No Such Thing as a Fish”, explains it all
@april50545 жыл бұрын
@@AshleighKnott2891 I mean, that's obviously untrue... All living bony fishes, cartilaginous fishes and jawless fishes all obviously had a common ancestor. Every species that falls under those three classes is categorized as a fish.
@jsworpin5 жыл бұрын
April but those three groups are as separate and distinct as birds and mammals. So there is no single group ‘fish’. There are Teleosts, Chondrichthyes, etc. but no single group called fish
@bruhmoment18355 жыл бұрын
@@jsworpin Pisces?
@puirYorick5 жыл бұрын
"Different orgasm, same trout." A statement never uttered before this.
@tomsmith68785 жыл бұрын
a real humdinger of a hapax legomenon
@1990boyhaha4 жыл бұрын
Lol I read this comment as soon as Allan said that
@JarthenGreenmeadow4 жыл бұрын
I caught a fish once. Best sex I ever had.
@NewMessage5 жыл бұрын
Lavatories kill more people than sharks because nobody knows where to punch them.
@roddor84625 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure you hit them in the ballcock
@ledavalon71185 жыл бұрын
speak for yourself peasant
@logancasner84675 жыл бұрын
Ok I laughed at this. Ty
@chrishargreaves80165 жыл бұрын
@@roddor8462 Don't you mean the baaaaaall...cock 😅
@St_Lucifer_Morningstar5 жыл бұрын
Ah 😂
@muskatDR4 жыл бұрын
Mitchell: It is the enemy! Sharks: Are we the baddies?
@FrederickFokker5 жыл бұрын
Alan really is a national treasure.
@lexigrimhaive3 жыл бұрын
I’m with Stephen; sharks are incredible.
@billy9497able4 жыл бұрын
Stephen has such an amazing speaking voice. I could go to sleep listening to him read about people being tortured
@danielthorsteinsson96984 жыл бұрын
He reads english books on spotify, Sherlock holmes series, Hitchikers guide series and the Harry Potter series (where people get tortured) so youre in luck!
@HulaHula6677 ай бұрын
Late to this but he also reads sleep stories on at least one app. He’s been my sleep story choice for about 5 years now, works every time 😊
@Jean-R5 жыл бұрын
Thank you too the Qi elves another great compilation!
@BambooAcrobatVerte5 жыл бұрын
Noel Fielding when he sees a shark: "What are ya doin in my waters?"
@edwardparkin16194 жыл бұрын
Ever been to a club where people wee on each other?
@AutomaticDuck3004 жыл бұрын
I'm Old Greg.
@chris-hz2wd5 жыл бұрын
David Mitchell v the elves, a fight I can’t get enough off 😂
@yamanmustafa75743 жыл бұрын
Of
@jasonarthurs3885 Жыл бұрын
I have had the greatest fortune to witness great white sharks off Isle of Guadalupe; these fish are not to be feared, just respected. They are powerful; inquisitive and persistent. I'm grateful for the encounters.
@intergalactic922 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that one of the recurring gags is David Mitchell's long running feud with the people who control the Klaxon.
@chrishargreaves80165 жыл бұрын
3:13 But...but...Stephen: Didn't you once say that there's 'no such thing as a fish'?
@MindstormXL5 жыл бұрын
This is like a normal QI compilation BUT WITH SHAAAAARKS!
@AI_support5 жыл бұрын
A compilation I didn’t know I needed
@GeniusLad324 жыл бұрын
David fighting the klaxon is always my favourite.
@billmorash33225 жыл бұрын
I've seen a few different types of sharks while SCUBA diving. Some harmless and some not so harmless and I have always been too captivated by their beauty to be totally terrified. (until later)
@quantumblurrr5 жыл бұрын
🤫
@newflesh6665 жыл бұрын
When I was around 13 or 14 I had a shark swimming directly at me while scuba diving and it was rather terrifying but years later I realized it was probably just a nurse shark that was fed by humans before and was looking for a handout.
@lukewest72164 жыл бұрын
As a New Yorker I find the statement that we're all rabid and prepared to bite another human's leg off 100% accurate
@MidnightMelodie3 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop watching these, these funny and informative.
@sergarlantyrell78475 жыл бұрын
I'm going to suggest that ominous music makes far more of a difference out of water than if you were face to face with one...
@naphackDT5 жыл бұрын
I dunno, if I was out in the ocean, there was a shark and out of nowhere I'd hear that music, I'd actually be rather terrified.
@BumMcFluff4 жыл бұрын
@@naphackDT In that case, the shark would never find me, as the water would suddenly be extremely cloudy and probably smell bad.
@DrThunder885 жыл бұрын
Maybe ominous music is scary because it's always played along video of sharks!
@gggrow4 жыл бұрын
Haha I think you're on to something!!
@M3rVsT4H4 жыл бұрын
I know one thing for sure, if you're in the water with a great white, it doesn't need a soundtrack to be terrifying.
@shepja873 жыл бұрын
I love Sandi's top at 5 and a half minutes with the parrots!
@joshuaking94085 жыл бұрын
Sharks are basically the misunderstood dogs of the ocean.
@alexisrox445 жыл бұрын
*ohhhhhhh... ohhhh...*
@saxrendell5 жыл бұрын
Alan's impression of a shark having an orgasm makes me laugh every time
@howardsend65894 жыл бұрын
Sax Rendell He is annoying AF. Zero comedy.
@elaineb70655 жыл бұрын
This is fintastically jawesome!!! Sharky xxx
@assassintwinat85 жыл бұрын
The nose is the common answer because sharks have a lot of nerve receptacles in their snouts, making them very sensitive. It may not be the best place to punch them, but it'll still be unpleasant for the shark. On the flip side, the eye thing isn't the best for all sharks; when the great white, for example, attacks prey, it rolls its eye back into its head to prevent it from getting hit during the attack. All in all, aim for the gills I guess.
@muskateer123455 жыл бұрын
Idk I'd just swim away. Why would anyone fight a shark
@assassintwinat85 жыл бұрын
@@muskateer12345 it's if you get bit. plus you're not gonna outswim a shark
@muskateer123455 жыл бұрын
@@assassintwinat8 yeah but why would you want to get bit. Just swim away
@assassintwinat85 жыл бұрын
@@muskateer12345 ..... You're fucking with me aren't you?
@jayadams6815 жыл бұрын
All in all stay on land. Safe as fuck.
@kaelang123 жыл бұрын
sharks have every reason to attack us. we're the ones coming into the ocean and trespassing into their home; it's 100% self defense
@marachime5 жыл бұрын
I really like how the drums at the start sound like 'Firestarter' by Prodigy
@tomdem97893 жыл бұрын
The description is awesome!
@MissV3012 жыл бұрын
Sharks aren't mean or horrible, they simply do what they do.
@thegeneralissimo4705 жыл бұрын
I love Sandi's shirt at 5:17. I want to know where she got it.
@notacaulkhead3 жыл бұрын
H&M
@1stepklosr5 жыл бұрын
Billy, what's your favorite episode of QI? I like the one where they talk about fish orgasms for a LOOOOOOOONG time!
@fleuelise18524 жыл бұрын
I've learned more from this show than all my years in school
@chelseafcrocks825 жыл бұрын
BEST COMPILATION IDEA
@Macho_Fantastico4 жыл бұрын
"Is everything okay at home Alan?"
@pearkore68214 жыл бұрын
Stephen defending sharks was beautiful
@BumMcFluff4 жыл бұрын
I agree with his sentiment, but David’s point was equally valid. They are beautiful and scary creatures. Stephen does suffer from mild histrionics from time to time. He can’t just be right, he has to be passionately and overbearingly right sometimes.
@em84725 жыл бұрын
7:23 I was in the middle of drinking water.. my nose burns!
@notacaulkhead3 жыл бұрын
Stop drinking boiling water through your nose with a straw!
@JarthenGreenmeadow4 жыл бұрын
Humans: Kill 120 million sharks a year Sharks: Bite a dozen people a year Humans: EVIL FISH
@tannerrennat77865 жыл бұрын
Little known fact, sharks only attack wet people. Have a nice shower.
@samiam6193 жыл бұрын
But mostly in knee deep water!
@greenquartz5 жыл бұрын
The silent one actually scares me more than the music one. The music is at least a cue for my brain to prepare itself for what is coming. The silent one is too close to how it would feel to be diving & turning around to see that shark coming straight for you.
@magichands1355 жыл бұрын
10:18 best part
@gijgij45413 жыл бұрын
The basking shark does make life easier for her dentist.
@TheSmart-CasualGamer4 жыл бұрын
Hello my friend! *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* ...
@JarthenGreenmeadow4 жыл бұрын
5:36 I'm literally crying
@SweetAssasination5 жыл бұрын
What is the original title of that "gay shark" joke? I can't seem to remember it
@justvin72145 жыл бұрын
Can't Take My Eyes Off You by Frankie Valli
@FaeAmber5 жыл бұрын
Thx
@justvin72145 жыл бұрын
@@FaeAmber No problem. Fun fact: he played a mafia mobster in 'The Sopranos'.
@lesleyleith44405 жыл бұрын
Just Vin Better version is by Andy Williams💕💕💕
@drowningincats39213 жыл бұрын
You strike a shark in the gills, and go for the eyes only if you can’t reach the gills or it isn’t working. The gills are essentially the lungs of the animal, and striking them is like having the wind knocked out of you. Never punch for the nose because you could end up feeding the shark your hand. I will fight every QI elf on this, sharks are kinda ma thang
@MissV3013 жыл бұрын
Hard to believe that in 2020 some adults STILL don't know that a dolphin isn't a fish. Smdh.
@torakunoichi3 жыл бұрын
I love that Alan can’t help himself with the shark noise
@MrTacitGrunt4 жыл бұрын
But how many people dont get bit in new york every year? How many people that swim near sharks dont get bit every year?
@angemaidment56403 жыл бұрын
They’re so interested in talking about sharks, no one noticed Stephen’s comment about “lavatory accidents” 🤣🤣🤣
@terr7772 жыл бұрын
The chances of a shark coming to YOUR home is very slim.
@naymeequillo3 жыл бұрын
I missed the "Everything tastes like chicken." -"Yeah. To a shark!"
@the5thestate5874 жыл бұрын
pog shark pog shark
@TheBlackDemon19965 жыл бұрын
I'm slightly upset that the "Is that a nurse?" one didn't make it into this.
@MichaelCoombes7765 жыл бұрын
I'm remembering Bill Bailey going "Argh! Nurse!". Does anyone know which episode that's from?
@quantumblurrr5 жыл бұрын
TheBlackDemon1996 🤫
@jjcrazi4 жыл бұрын
I blame Spike Milligan for people thinking you should punch a shark in the nose and send them to shark nose hospital
@jcortese33005 жыл бұрын
7:43 -- funniest damned thing. She is AWESOME!!
@jamesyorkshire61065 жыл бұрын
I need help with finding an episode i can't find it anywhere or anyone mentioning it, feels like i tripped out. There was an episode with rich hall, clive anderson, phil jupitus and alan davies and when rich hall was talking alan davies slipped out and shouted "Knob" aimed at rich by accident and then apologized the rest of the program was really really awkward and you can tell alan was embarrassed
@justvin72145 жыл бұрын
Series B, episode 3 'Bombs' had that line-up, can't remember it though.
@davidnottennant11614 жыл бұрын
Does the BBC QI pins like the one Stephen has on his lapel in the last clip?
@kansascityshuffle85265 жыл бұрын
You can put a shark on the tele with benny hill in the background it’s still scary.
@David_in_Thailand2 жыл бұрын
Shark flesh is readily available from fish and chip shops in Australia. It's delicious, known as "flake". I used to catch and eat small sharks. It's not true that the shark bodies are all discarded after removing the fins.
@magmafang71874 жыл бұрын
120million wow
@CJ_YT.5 жыл бұрын
Duuun dun...
@TheRevan13373 жыл бұрын
Shark Pog
@eggarts91585 жыл бұрын
How dare they not leave in Joe’s impersonation of a shark
@petergaskin18112 жыл бұрын
The first time I saw a shark, I looked down whilst paddling off the beach on Vilamendhoo and there were twelve of the bastards (only tiny ones) swimming round my feet.
@viddork4 жыл бұрын
After 7:50, disappointed that no-one said, "I'll have what she's having."
@rhiannontalbot14 жыл бұрын
Sandi's shirt at 5.30. Anyone know where this is from?
@notacaulkhead3 жыл бұрын
H&M
@notdaveschannel98435 жыл бұрын
More Americans die from lavatory accidents than shark attacks. And how many Americans take a crap on a shark once a day?
@lukedodson32674 жыл бұрын
The whole US or just Florida? Because they might wreck the curve.
@AlasdairThompson Жыл бұрын
My plumber is called Graeme Hall.
@RasPutintheGreat5 жыл бұрын
Sharks
@neilperry22243 жыл бұрын
Bloody Nestle, and their Toblerone,!!!!!!!!!!!! ,its feckin' hurts this triangular chocolate
@TonyHavenMusic2 жыл бұрын
In another episode Stephen told us there was no such thing as a fish
@crashito_x5 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh... Ohhh!...oohhhh??
@emjackson22893 жыл бұрын
The fact that all sharks think "Mitchell is an arse!" (well if sharks had views on when World War One and World War Two were called World War One and World War Two). Seriously funny bloke though and I somehow always like Noel Fielding more on this then any other show he's involved in. When Sandi eventually leaves for retirement, Ashling Bea would be an amazing host.
@AnikaJarlsdottr3 жыл бұрын
Sharks are a sandpaper covered uppercut with teeth. still my first choice for a tattoo though
@Roronoa2zoro3 жыл бұрын
"They've got far more reason to be scared of a human" Only statistically speaking. I probably wouldn't be scared of a shark if I was stood on a boat with a harpoon gun, but that doesn't change the fact that my instinctual programming says I should fear sharks. If we were both stripped to the waist I imagine I'd lose that fight 10 times outta 10.
@Ngamotu835 жыл бұрын
Just don't call them fish.
@ianmontgomery72133 жыл бұрын
I had shark for dinner!
@sesfilmsllc4 жыл бұрын
0:36 Aah yes I’ve been to New York, and I can’t tell you how many times a random homeless persons in time square has confused my leg for a piece of chicken. Instead of punching them I just give them $10 and tell them where the nearest KFC is.
@mathewkelly99683 жыл бұрын
Actually here in Australia we eat shark , cutting the fins off them is illegal as here as we're after the flesh
@ash3starrider4 жыл бұрын
5:00 😂😂
@eclipsewrecker4 жыл бұрын
Thats a pretty flawed study on the silence vs music.
@gggrow4 жыл бұрын
5:02 please help me i dont get it
@Talancir5 жыл бұрын
5:01 alas, I dont get it.
@rambard55995 жыл бұрын
He started doing the ominous tune from "Jaws", which is iconically used for "being chased by sharks", then he turned into the tune of "Can't take my eyes off of you" which is apparently seen as a gay anthem.
@CharlieQuartz5 жыл бұрын
Rambard Look up “Boys Town Gang” and you’ll know why it’s loved by the gays
@herbivorethecarnivore84474 жыл бұрын
3:27 *SHARK POG*
@martinlawrence98434 жыл бұрын
Nick Clegg lmao
@zapbrannigan0005 жыл бұрын
that chap with the black hair looks like richard III
@tiamariajones66345 жыл бұрын
That guy is Noel Fielding current hosting The Great British Bake Off with Sandi Toksvig
@zapbrannigan0005 жыл бұрын
@@tiamariajones6634 ok, but he does have a medieval hairdo.
@ShizuruNakatsu5 жыл бұрын
Who also looks like Lord Farquad.
@FarshidBehroozianFB5 жыл бұрын
Could we, Please, have subtitle... Thank you.
@dawnakern74674 жыл бұрын
Whale sharks are much larger than basking sharks
@jeraldbaxter353211 ай бұрын
I must be dense. I vaguely recall the song in the "gay shark tune," but I do not get the connection.
@TallSilentGuy5 жыл бұрын
3:29 Imagine the possibilities if you owned a baby basking shark. Goodbye, Fleshlight!
@felixking66345 жыл бұрын
Why single out New York. You could have said anywhere in America. (By the way I was born in Brooklyn.)