QI Series S Episode 10 FULL EPISODE | With Jen Brister, Jimmy Carr & Chris McCausland

[@realspacemodels]

Chris's joke "I can't believe it's not murder" went over everyone's head. Brilliant though.

[@nybbleme]

The difference between Jimmy and other comedians is that Jack Whitehall and James Corden only ordered pizza for themselves during big fat quiz 2012, but when Jimmy orders food he make sure he orders food for everyone that's interested in getting something to eat.

[@JaxiPaxified]

He's just making up for his tax evasion :D

[@sfshinz]

“Can’t go blinder, mate!”

[@humanbean333]

Was watching this and towards the end I’m just SCREAMING at my screen, “Where’s Jimmy’s takeaway??” What a relief after the points…

[@liamwalsh4008]

I know! I had a fiery comment all ready to go about how cheated I felt because the poxy bloody food never showed up. I tell you BBC, you're treading on very thin ice...

[@vivienneoneill5400]

I love Chris, he is so funny.❤❤❤

[@marrickvillian]

"Jujitsu is the art of folding clothes with people inside them."

[@renzoschraven]

I call it "involuntary yoga"

[@BillyBrannan-n5y]

I ❤ your answer bruh lol😂

[@zirk007]

Thank F it's not the other way around

[@9livesemporium565]

😅p. Pppppppp😊😊😊😊p7777oop33o3o😮x30😅😢​@@zirk007

[@EricOnYouTube]

This is one of my fav episodes. They were all on point.

[@Chuckf66]

Oh my God! The old "Righty tighty, Lefty loosey" applies to Sandi's screwing/unscrewing hack!

[@thisravenhasflown010]

"Mayonnaise is the devil's spunk" okay Chris I'm done😂😂😂

[@littlemissgwendolen1466]

Was I the only person constantly wondering where their food was? 😂

[@susie9893]

When they got to the scores and still no food I was feeling quite annoyed 😅

[@fragglemark]

Thanks for posting!

[@spadebraithwaite1762]

My name is Spade. I managed a hotel in Costa Rica for a couple of years and I had a night receptionist that spoke five languages, but if he ever wrote me a note, I was, "Espay,,"

[@thisravenhasflown010]

Okay, and...?

[@SkyBlue-cv8qb]

Jimmy was on form today, amazing

[@mathewfullerton8577]

Someone had to carry the show.

[@jb888888888]

Something weird is happening -- my horse keeps whinnying right at 38:17 and 38:29. I can't hear what Sandi is saying. I go back to listen, they do it again!

[@cyndrynn]

Blücher!

[@jb888888888]

@@cyndrynn There they go again.

[@shonathomson7062]

🐎 neigh

[@susie9893]

German horse

[@spadebraithwaite1762]

I lived in China for three years. You learn mime. Two things I struggled with were buying paper clips and hemorrhoid cream. Two things that are uncomfortable to mime to a young girl in a store.

[@RealBradMiller]

Just go to the paperclip and hemorrhoid cream store like everyone else! 😂

[@CJLloyd]

Oh yes. I lived there for four years. It is an experience I wish on no-one, but which everyone can benefit from. XD

[@wheezyshoe212]

Hahaha! I've lived in China for over eight years now. Thankfully, I'm past the need to mime (I just use a dictionary app on my phone to say the word or at least show the word)

[@julianyc422]

Asking for feminine products, and finding 12 little plastic finger gloves to go along inside the box of products, and no titanium dioxide, an oil by product used for whitening?! like in American of the same brands... And no little gloves in America either.

[@thewiseturtle]

Reminds me of Douglas Adams' story of trying to get condoms (for a microphone or something) in some far off country while on his tour for Last Chance to See. (*checks*, yep, I got all those details correct! And it was even China!)

[@goldenpony822]

16:48 Eh-sorry is a terrible example because it mostly works with vowels, like stop becoming eh-stop. In Spanish sorry is lo siento and you do start with an s sound, just never an s and letter... Same in French when they try to say 'stylo' (pen). I love Sandy but she toots her horn with oanguage skills way more than what she knows (her DK accent is realmy weird 😂).

[@evanhadkins5532]

The stick used to wake the meditators is known as 'the kindly rod which breeds correction'.

[@jb888888888]

Years and years ago I heard a series of commercials for "Learn foreign language" lessons which used SOCKS as a mnemonic. That and "I feel so low, I see unto your toe" as a mnemonic for "lo siento" "I'm sorry."

[@luminousfractal420]

There was an ad for one of those services on youtube. It was some guy with the same spanish skills as my dad... He added an "o" onto the end of everything or found similar english words. Learno the espaniano 🤦 I thought we were going to get murdered on so many of our trips to spain. Wasnt good 😂

[@ninaalexandra4799]

The South African Baie dankie part isn't quite accurate. It's "Jy is welkom" Jy - yay Is- like diss without the d Welkom- said in a German accent emphasis on the w. But in general we would reply 'plesier' (pleasure) in casual conversation.

[@daniellebenzonofinspiredco7103]

Yeah plesier is what I would say for sure.

[@briansakurada2823]

Well actually the Nikka whiskey founder lived in Scotland in the 60's to learn how to make proper Scotch and married a Scottish woman before moving back here to found Nikka distillery. It's all in the museum at the distillery in Miyagi. Nikka makes proper scotch but they technically can't call it such. But yeah, Jimmy's right, highball is probably one of the most popular drinks here.

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

I love that Jimmy asks for food and whips out his phone ordering everyone some food. The fact some other performers don't realize it's a stage persona surprises me.

[@robinsmith5442]

I think the comet Jen saw was the Hale-Bopp. About the right time.

[@luminousfractal420]

Make the blind guy feel bad 😂

[@charleshagen1143]

added 4 days ago? I've seen this sometime last year. Hard to find a show I've not seen.

[@chris071810]

Whats the name of alans song?

[@conors4430]

Ain’t no party like a S Club party, by S Club 7

[@scottgordon1781]

' Baaie dankie ' , thank you :-)

[@coltonmoore9047]

I appreciate the clarification. Scotch is made in Scotland.

[@ceegee01ify]

In Cantonese, a boy-girl-boy sandwich means angry.

[@jessovenden]

If you are in a country where you need to learn the language, always watch the subtitles for the deaf. Just something I’ve learned in my rather silly life. You’re welcome.

[@mariah2966]

"EXTRA POINT."

[@dianecheney4141]

We have Pygmy owls in Portland Oregon. They weigh about two ounces

[@Salztorte]

To the dub thing. In English Dora the explorer speaks English and teach the kids Spanish. In Germany she speaks German and teach English to the kid's

[@Hexon66]

To the kid's what?

[@lforlight]

What's with the weird laughs? Did they put a microphone on two audience members?

[@scottgordon1781]

And JC checking phone ? @ 9;06 ?

[@henkvisser9741]

holy shit , jimmy with hairplugs, bleeched teeth AND blue eyed lenses make him look like the undead rdy to take on Aarya from winter is coming.

[@scottgordon1781]

JC is staring here !

[@daniellebenzonofinspiredco7103]

LOL sorry elves, but does anyone say "yu iz welkom" in reponse to baie dankie?

[@pagdog1]

Correction, 5 languages as si is also yes in italian

[@Hexon66]

Right, but that wasn't really the point of the exercise, was it?

[@MrTargenor]

i keep seeing a female version of Eddie Redmayne

[@luminousfractal420]

Dankey. Not donkey 😂

[@lanigouws3525]

Well, donkey is close to the Pretoria accent😂 Also works better with an American accent.

[@richardrutledge4990]

If collected before spawning, when it’s slightly immature, milt has a texture not unlike firm gelatin. It is opaque white. We used to harvest it (and roe) in Michigan for sale as bait and to fisheries.

[@susie9893]

Bait?? How does that work?? Even for lady fish? I mean I can't imagine you'd get many ladies rock up if you advertised free spunk 😅

[@DarrenEden-ub4vj]

There are public toilets at a shopping center that has the men's and women's signs near the roof. They are in writing and in braille.

[@henkvisser9741]

at 3:23 he shows how large his teeth where before bleeching

[@townview5322]

I knew the banana-into-three. Queenslander

[@spadebraithwaite1762]

I just connected with a Geordie and I was told, "I diven naar if tha''was urr given, but I don't reckly see ut as nowt!" So I'm not complely sure if i have a date with a man or a woman. But fate favours the brave!.

[@LindaBahlmann-wl6qu]

It’s in plastic wrap, not sweaty 🥵

[@Your.Uncle.AngMoh]

2:20 So long as the girl is between the two guys and not where one of the guys is a converter plug. If Michael Caine says his own name, it's like an American saying "my cocaine".

[@thewiseturtle]

In college I had a friend named Mike Hammer (yes, for real). That was amusing enough, but he was a photographer and worked in a camera store, and once, when I went to visit him there and asked " Is Mike Hammer here?", they absolutely heard "Is my camera here?"

[@enriquerodriguez499]

The story about "esoup" is not true. Nobody does that. Spanish speakers add the e at the beginning only in words that start with an s followed by a consonant, but not with words that start with an s followed by a vowel.

[@mathewfullerton8577]

I was coming to see if anyone else caught that. Maybe her mother just has a speech impediment. 😂

[@Hexon66]

There is a perfectly good linguistic reason for adding the 'e' in front of a consonant cluster, but it absolutely does happen when a vowel follows the 's'. Perhaps it's done in casual conversation or slang. But it does happen.

[@zoeblueyes]

Oh no! They were not suffragettes! They were suffragists

[@broccolee4328]

The first two notes of Blue Danube played in tutti definitely a rip off of Brahms violin concerto.

[@MrBrownnn696]

I love Alan…

[@thinkfloyd2594]

world's biggest douche

[@NothingIsKnown00]

In this haircut Jimmy looks a bit like Tom Cruise...

[@davidconger1987]

Research Gin and Tonic.

[@allyce7540]

2023 in Arizona most of our Saguaro died and the "g" is SILENT!!!!!!!!

[@Phelixc]

Pressing a finger into the bananus was the least apttizing thing I've seen in a long time.

[@henkvisser9741]

did jimmy bring a boudy double after his tax evations? they call it Gem

[@chefrico1780]

Don’t touch my mustache= Japanese for thank you.

[@thisravenhasflown010]

Domo arigato

[@louisehofmeyr3117]

I am South African and have never heard yu iz welkom. Now I don't trust anything I hear on this show. 😮

[@magster6022]

You should absolutely check everything you hear on this show before using. The Russian transliteration is pretty bad, too.

[@spadebraithwaite1762]

I lived in Costa Rica for two years. My name is Spade, the easiest name in the world. The night porter would write me messages for, "Espay."

[@kevinhurley6919]

I completely agree with that preist about those who eat blood sausages. They should be illegal today

[@Lepocoloco]

Why?

[@juki6377]

for a show about general knowledge these guests are pretty poor, except jimmy carr and maybe alan (he has a persona to play)

[@luminousfractal420]

Funny how people try and mold religions to themselves instead of themselves to their religion.

[@magster6022]

It's an excellent policy.

[@GarryAndrews_]

This episode is just a Deliveroo ad. It’s so obvious

[@luminousfractal420]

And pornhub

[@parkmannate4154]

I think the russian would really be menya lyubliyu tebya tbh

[@Lepocoloco]

😂

[@liamwalsh4008]

Yeah, well, it wouldn't. 🙄 "Я" is not pronounced "меня" and sure as shit doesn't have the same grammatical function. That would be like saying "me love you" in English. Complete gibberish.

[@Lepocoloco]

@@liamwalsh4008 who cares about your Nazi language?

[@johncitizen306]

​@@Lepocoloco silence pedo

[@Lepocoloco]

@@johncitizen306 stfu Vanya. Pootin needs you at the front.

[@LLlap]

I used to watch this religiously. But it went downhill after Fry left. Sandu is ok, fine even. She's no Stephen.

[@skumchiken01]

eh, sandy qi is better than no qi

[@ItsJustAisling]

I'd respectfully disagree. I somewhat prefer Sandy over Steven, myself, but to be honest, they're both delightful hosts. So long as one of them is at the helm, I'm satisfied.

[@thinkfloyd2594]

she's awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@ItsJustAisling

[@korenn9381]

@@ItsJustAisling Some of the best Stephen episodes were with Sandi as a guest. When are we getting Stephen as a guest!

[@swanvictor887]

haven't seen QI for a few years (I live in Asia) and this was a very disappointing episode: were the audience dead? The studio seemed silent. The glory days are long gone I think. When one remembers the noise and fun in the days of Fry, this seems very weak indeed. Maybe its been on air too long.

[@kickinit8314]

Obviously there is no studio audience due to Covid. The little audience that is there are mostly show crew. Nothing to do with the quality of humour. Episodes like this actually demonstrate how strong their quality is as they still manage to have a good time in a large empty awkward studio. As good as ever

[@rafavc5967]

"can't enjoy this without others modeling enjoyment for me"

[@swanvictor887]

@@kickinit8314 Excuse me, I thought these were new shows, made this year? I found the humour rather weak and forced. Jimmy Carr was really trying to lift the show but was struggling, I felt.

[@swanvictor887]

@@rafavc5967 you seem to have missed my point in your rather judgmental comment.

[@flangekiwi]

It's just you

[@snellsnell7490]

Doesn’t bluca in German glue

[@Hunter_312]

It's Blûcher.