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@simon5310
@simon5310 2 жыл бұрын
"It's lika a school field trip to continental Europe during a major cholera outbreak". The fact that Yahtzee has been doing ZP for over a decade and can, to this day in 2022, still make analogies and jokes as good as this one is jawdropping.
@aFewBitsShort
@aFewBitsShort 8 жыл бұрын
The nails in Quake were Nine Inches if I remember correctly..
@daviamorim
@daviamorim 8 жыл бұрын
HA!
@musicalbacon2
@musicalbacon2 8 жыл бұрын
Yea. They were supposed to get Trent reznor to do the music for the game. I don't know if that wound up ever happening. But it's not just an in joke, they were working together.
@daviamorim
@daviamorim 8 жыл бұрын
musicalbacon2 It did happen. Trent Reznor did the soundtrack and all sound effects. By the way: the ranger's voice, whenever he "grunts" and whatnot, is actually Trent's voice. You can look it up, if you want. :)
@Bobman-ml5qf
@Bobman-ml5qf 8 жыл бұрын
Yep well it was the box of the nails, and had NIN (can't do the reversed N sorry); and it was an Easter Egg, because Trent Rezner (sorry if I misspelled) was from Nine Inch Nails, and he did the music for Quake. Which was fucking kick-ass!
@a-blivvy-yus
@a-blivvy-yus 8 жыл бұрын
Remove "from" and change "was" to "is" and you get "Trent Reznor is Nine Inch Nails". This is still true. When recording, he does everything. In tours, he uses a variety of performers to make up the rest of the band.
@clayh254
@clayh254 8 жыл бұрын
I enjoy watching these videos whilst I wait for the hidden doors to fly open.
@LuisScharf
@LuisScharf 8 жыл бұрын
It's quake. Awesome!
@Gridseeker
@Gridseeker 8 жыл бұрын
Hell Yatzhee, it was about time to do another retro review!
@The_pinballwizard
@The_pinballwizard 7 жыл бұрын
This video is what made me buy the game.
@TheJabbate1
@TheJabbate1 8 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter... Stronghold mentioned
@AUSTINwazhere
@AUSTINwazhere 8 жыл бұрын
that ending, was fking funny
@grrggrrg4805
@grrggrrg4805 4 жыл бұрын
4:01 is what we all came for. I won't waste your time.
@MALICEM12
@MALICEM12 8 жыл бұрын
" moved faster than a hairless Philippino boy in a crowded bath house." I always love Yahtzee's random crazy metaphors. his unique form of humor never gets old.
@Fry09294
@Fry09294 Ай бұрын
Um sweetie that's a simile.
@danielhale1
@danielhale1 3 жыл бұрын
I spent *years* making mods for this game. It was my first real introduction to coding, which eventually turned into gainful employment. Originally I stole the game (as I did a lot of software as a teen, as my parents wouldn't buy anything for me). It felt good to realize I was making enough money that I could just BUY stuff and own it legally. It remains one of the early purchases I'm most proud of.
@Saavik256
@Saavik256 Жыл бұрын
Too bad QuakeC is a major pain in the arse.
@danielhale1
@danielhale1 Жыл бұрын
@@Saavik256 Yea it's a struggle going back to QuakeC. It was a great introductory language though, and as a middle-ground scripting language, it was pretty awesome for its time.
@apothos666
@apothos666 Жыл бұрын
What field are you in if you don't mind my asking?
@danielhale1
@danielhale1 Жыл бұрын
@@apothos666I'm a software engineer for a sports simulation company. I've also done software in civil engineering (water modelling), internet service (UI for managing all the equipment and checking signal quality), healthcare (UI, billing, etc), and video games (which is an awful industry that treated me really poorly). I'm not qualified to work in most of those industries, except that I'm really good at c++ and a smattering of other languages. The experts in their field at the company could tell me what they needed the software to do (and help me with the related science, math, industry jargon, etc), and I worked with them on the software until they were pleased with the results. Developing a widely-useful skill really opens doors!
@joshuahardin2436
@joshuahardin2436 8 жыл бұрын
"Because you're an overstimulated millennial blinking stupidly as you attempt to parse my words through a haze of ADHD medication and energy drinks" is where I lost it.
@callumferguson1834
@callumferguson1834 3 жыл бұрын
Hes right as well
@RacingSnails64
@RacingSnails64 3 жыл бұрын
I am overstimulated, stupid, and have ADHD, but I never touch energy drinks
@abdulmasaiev9024
@abdulmasaiev9024 2 жыл бұрын
@@callumferguson1834 He's not, though! Millenials have still played shareware. Now, genzee on the other hand... Oh geez, poor kids. Good thing they had their Minecrafts and such, because otherwise their version of "pay money for more game" is ingame microtransactions. Nobody deserves that.
@callumferguson1834
@callumferguson1834 2 жыл бұрын
@@abdulmasaiev9024 haha poor zoomers
@DeathMetaI
@DeathMetaI 2 жыл бұрын
I had to pause and rethink my life a little bit, but then got distracted by the comments section.
@bizmonkey007
@bizmonkey007 8 жыл бұрын
"...Hitting it is like trying to swat a fly with your jizz." I want to read a novel by this man
@Former_Halo_Fan
@Former_Halo_Fan 8 жыл бұрын
+Chu Chow "Unlike you people, I have no illusion as to my usefulness in an actual apocalypse. The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archeologists."
@Afroofthenight
@Afroofthenight 6 жыл бұрын
Update: He's written two more (that I know of), Differently Morphous and Will Save the Galaxy for Food. Also with audiobooks read by him
@pranavghantasala6808
@pranavghantasala6808 5 жыл бұрын
JAAAAAAM
@JimboDoomface
@JimboDoomface 5 жыл бұрын
Hah!
@dstns
@dstns 4 жыл бұрын
Update to the Update: He's a sequel to Will Save the Galaxy for Food, it's called Will Destroy the Galaxy for Cash
@BackPalSA
@BackPalSA 8 жыл бұрын
Quake isn't in Hell, it's a Horrible Extradimensional Lower Level.
@auracle6184
@auracle6184 5 жыл бұрын
Or a Hostile Extraterrestrial Lovecraftian Location
@brainsorbet2853
@brainsorbet2853 5 жыл бұрын
A pleasant vacation in the Bahamas
@averagebritishguy7082
@averagebritishguy7082 5 жыл бұрын
It's a Home For Infinite Loser.
@DinnerForkTongue
@DinnerForkTongue 5 жыл бұрын
@@brainsorbet2853 Especially now after Dorian.
@Penningtontj
@Penningtontj 8 жыл бұрын
"And then there's the Ogre who's job is to GET FUCKED!" is now one of my favorite Yahtzee line.
@SapphireCrusader1988
@SapphireCrusader1988 6 жыл бұрын
Penningtontj For me too.
@hegyak
@hegyak 5 жыл бұрын
After replaying Mission Pack 1, yes. It is ABSOLUTELY true.
@bamesjond7495
@bamesjond7495 11 ай бұрын
It's too funny
@louisduarte8763
@louisduarte8763 10 ай бұрын
They cut out the closing credits, which a had a caption saying this other monster (the Shambler, I think) can get triple-fucked with a side of bacon.
@BastetFurry
@BastetFurry 8 жыл бұрын
At least we rocket jumped to school! Both ways! IN HOT BOILING LAVA!!!
@jdjohnson1591
@jdjohnson1591 8 жыл бұрын
Genius, bro. Genius. You have my respect.
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 6 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@forevercomputing
@forevercomputing 5 жыл бұрын
That was a bug they kept it.
@verzocktes
@verzocktes 3 жыл бұрын
Tdays kids in school just get jumped on by someone with a rocket launcher
@adamthejester9718
@adamthejester9718 4 жыл бұрын
"Yahtzee, please come out of the fridge" wow, this man predicted UK election shenanigans 3 years ago
@pyro3366films
@pyro3366films 3 жыл бұрын
Hello people who have came here from new re-release on current gen
@overflow5940
@overflow5940 3 жыл бұрын
hello to you too
@moistmonarch
@moistmonarch 3 жыл бұрын
I came here to see this comment
@peardude8979
@peardude8979 8 жыл бұрын
"Any new releases come out yet?" Shows picture of NMS in the corner "No."
@digitaltoaster4956
@digitaltoaster4956 3 жыл бұрын
i never notice that
@Noisemaker50
@Noisemaker50 8 жыл бұрын
Guys, guys. Yahtzee reviews Quake the same week Let's Drown Out ends. Now I'm remembering that Quake II was the first LDO video ever. Now I want to cry.
@maxbogaers
@maxbogaers 8 жыл бұрын
yep. me to... me to
@temporaldisplacement
@temporaldisplacement 8 жыл бұрын
I got feels.
@geddyknee1633
@geddyknee1633 8 жыл бұрын
Don't remind me. *Weeps while listening to Gabe rant about education from a teacher's perspective*
@geddyknee1633
@geddyknee1633 8 жыл бұрын
Don't remind me. *Weeps while listening to Gabe rant about education from a teacher's perspective*
@BIadelores
@BIadelores 8 жыл бұрын
This reminds me, they were very close to finishing Resident Evil 4 - Maybe he could finish it and review it.
@GuyOnAChair
@GuyOnAChair 8 жыл бұрын
Honestly jokes about Quakes color aside it actually compliments it's atmosphere which I hadn't realized till now because I hadn't really played more than a demo back then. Quake 2 on the other hand is boooooring.
@DJstarrfish
@DJstarrfish 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, besides, a lot of the brown dreariness comes less from an artistic choice and more from a 256-color palette limitation. And you can't blame Half-Life for excessive use of cutscenes or linearity in modern FPSes, something Yahtzee stated before, so why blame Quake for the obsession with painting everything in grays and browns? For me at least, using muted color choices create an atmosphere is a bit like eating out with your friends at Taco Bell; it can be really good if you do it carefully, but overindulgence makes it incredibly easy to turn everything you see into diarrhea.
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 4 жыл бұрын
Quake has a lot of color going for it if you look around, brown is prevalent, but as said it does aim for a certain theme, you can't quite have a game be vibrant and cheerful like Super Mario 64 if what you want to portray is dark and grungy gothic horror environments.
@oniakuma2392
@oniakuma2392 3 жыл бұрын
Also Quake gave us Team Fortress in 1996. Hell most of the Quake Mods were amazing, there was a D&D one and a SuperHero one that I still remember.
@ramseydoon8277
@ramseydoon8277 2 жыл бұрын
Like being in the festering, fetid bowels of ancient, infernal machinery.
@SplotchTheCatThing
@SplotchTheCatThing 6 жыл бұрын
"Hybrid human + forklift monsters". Love it. Trent Reznor needs to do more game soundtracks. Seriously. The 10 songs on that disc are better (musically, and suited-for-the-game-edly) than at least 75% of the ambient score stuff out there now.
@gracefool
@gracefool 5 жыл бұрын
Is there *any* ambient game score better than Quake?
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 4 жыл бұрын
Agree.
@yutro213
@yutro213 Жыл бұрын
@@gracefool Portal.
@tylerfindlay3774
@tylerfindlay3774 8 жыл бұрын
"Yahtzee please come out of the fridge." Greatest way to open a video.
@finnyjam8252
@finnyjam8252 5 жыл бұрын
You know what, I prefer Quake to other retro shooters because of how great the core gameplay loop is, as well as how unique the theme of a lovecraftian shooter is.
@anotherguyIoLoLo27
@anotherguyIoLoLo27 8 жыл бұрын
Only Zero Punctuation and Judging by the Cover are being uploaded on The Escapist now. I didn't watch any other show here, but I remember there were fuck ton of them, so I gotta ask: Did they all left for another channel or something or Yahtzee just finally decided to murder them all and take over Escapist?
@pedanticvampire8121
@pedanticvampire8121 8 жыл бұрын
Probably a bit of both...
@melvinlangston3483
@melvinlangston3483 8 жыл бұрын
They do streams from now and then.
@anotherguyIoLoLo27
@anotherguyIoLoLo27 8 жыл бұрын
Melvin Langston Didn't know there was escapist twitch (or wherever they are) channel.
@creeperzone9
@creeperzone9 8 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly they split it all up into a load of channels dedicated to things, well the ones that escapes yahtzee's murder spree at least
@anotherguyIoLoLo27
@anotherguyIoLoLo27 8 жыл бұрын
Creeperzone9 That sounds more like it, thanks!
@antduude
@antduude 8 жыл бұрын
"Daikatana made out of mousetraps and semen" pretty much sums up my experience with that game. Thanks, Yahtzee, now I'll have to search out that new map pack and relive the Quake vs. Duke days again.
@yutro213
@yutro213 Жыл бұрын
"refrain from Moving" - soulless executive; LOL.
@tommasosimonini4469
@tommasosimonini4469 8 жыл бұрын
bollocks, his next review is not on the escapist yet ! which i assume would be No Man's Sigh...
@JobroskiSwaqqman
@JobroskiSwaqqman 8 жыл бұрын
It's up now
@axeburningfire2507
@axeburningfire2507 8 жыл бұрын
bollocks out for harambee
@johnryan6019
@johnryan6019 8 жыл бұрын
There's that and the fact that their website and video player are complete shit. I just wait the week
@rukumotrashcan2420
@rukumotrashcan2420 8 жыл бұрын
"No Man's Sky? More like, No Man Buy!" - videogamedunkey
@axeburningfire2507
@axeburningfire2507 8 жыл бұрын
Rukumo TrashCan *No Guy Buy
@Tonedefdom
@Tonedefdom 7 жыл бұрын
Quake was awesome because of the atmosphere (and brown castles.) when you're a teenager in the 90s, you aren't cynical enough to spot the things mentioned here, tho I can't argue with them now as a fun spoilt adult. Plus the soundtrack was killer. NIN
@royceatkinson
@royceatkinson 2 жыл бұрын
"Man with Gun, Esquire" - honestly this man's creativity in silly and severely densely packed jokes and quips is crazily clever always has at least one or two laugh out loud moments in his videos
@rockah12
@rockah12 7 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see someone try to novelize Quake in a Lovecraftian style. It'd be bizarre.
@crashfalso
@crashfalso 7 жыл бұрын
rockah12 well there were about 4 Doom novels,and they were quite good so it could work!
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 4 жыл бұрын
That would indeed be bizarre because there's preciously little story or narration.
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 4 жыл бұрын
@@crashfalso They were sort of ok.
@BirdRaiserE
@BirdRaiserE 4 жыл бұрын
Just describe the levels but through in the word "cyclopean" every so often
@gunnersubbu
@gunnersubbu 8 жыл бұрын
Can't wait till he does No Man's Sky...
@dneverend9
@dneverend9 8 жыл бұрын
www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/116922-No-Mans-Sky-Review
@dneverend9
@dneverend9 8 жыл бұрын
it's suitably scathing
@TrueBlueYoshi
@TrueBlueYoshi 8 жыл бұрын
I believe the website is down, lol. Another Critic Ddosd because of his opinion.
@DotNetPlays
@DotNetPlays 8 жыл бұрын
How immature and pathetic.
@-lollipopsunder-7044
@-lollipopsunder-7044 8 жыл бұрын
it would be funny if he said he was working on it and put it off for almost 6 years.
@paulkerrigan9857
@paulkerrigan9857 8 жыл бұрын
Carmac is technically brilliant. I wish I were as good as him - he can probably code a 3D game engine in his sleep.
@CacElect
@CacElect Жыл бұрын
walking brain on a stick
@NightfallShadow
@NightfallShadow 3 жыл бұрын
I loved the hell out of Quake 3 arena.
@vidbiochannel
@vidbiochannel 8 жыл бұрын
"Because you're an overstimulated millennial blinking stupidly at this video as you attempt to pass my words through a haze of ADHD medication and energy drinks." Brilliant. That's some Hunter S. Thompson quality right there...
@IElrekkaI
@IElrekkaI 7 жыл бұрын
certainly cut a little deep, hahaha. sometimes he reaches for his jokes and sometimes he fucking nails it and i always get blindsided when he does
@darryl2542
@darryl2542 6 жыл бұрын
Parse, not pass.
@xBenedictumx
@xBenedictumx 8 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee, curious you didnt mention nine inch nails or the fact that you could use the quake cd as a music cd to listen to the entire soundtrack in any disc player....
@LOLquendoTV
@LOLquendoTV 3 жыл бұрын
I know this is a very old comment but that's sick. Wonder how that works on a technical level though? Cause CD data is stored sequentially, so I guess it tells the CD reader to ignore everything before the bits that contain the soundtrack?
@5hane9ro
@5hane9ro 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting rewatching this after the Quake remaster came out. Far from perfect but God it's a great time. Knowing how quake is my main PC competitive game (specifically Quake live) it's nice having some level of new release.
@Gabri_Lovecraft
@Gabri_Lovecraft 5 жыл бұрын
1:40 You actually aren't far off. Quake was originally inspired by a DnD campaign that Id's development team played before development. Doom was also inspired by a different DnD campaign where Hell broke loose at the end.
@HamTransitHistory
@HamTransitHistory 3 жыл бұрын
Quake came out in 1996. If you were 15 years old or younger that year, you're a Millennial.
@Rebazar
@Rebazar 7 жыл бұрын
Great soundtrack by Trent Reznor, by the by. Hearing it in the background of a porn was weird.
@AaronStagl
@AaronStagl 6 жыл бұрын
Amante I use it on Halloween to scare all the kids.
@MyScorpion42
@MyScorpion42 5 жыл бұрын
was it the track that's just him breathing with his mouth open for 7 and a half minutes? which porno was this?
@sasugalex
@sasugalex 8 жыл бұрын
You know, I just started watching these videos. They're fucking hilarious.
@CollinandBri
@CollinandBri 8 жыл бұрын
You know that the sound design was done by nine inch nails?
@CollinandBri
@CollinandBri 8 жыл бұрын
And that quake was originally an rpg in the concept phase
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 4 жыл бұрын
Quake was ultimately a huge pile of compromises, delayed in its development yet at the same time also rushed. There was for instance gonna be more real bossfights but there wasn't the time, one of them was supposed to be a dragon which flew in from the skybox, then tried to pick you up and drop you from a high height. Nobody was really all that happy with how the development of Quake was progressing at any point, John Carmack and John Romero were growing fast apart. Quake 2 was after Romero left, and it wasn't really intended as a sequel to Quake in any sense, it kinda just had the name slapped onto it for brand recognition when they couldn't secure the trademark to the name they had actually wanted to use, hence why Quake 2 doesn't actually really have anything to do with Quake. Considering what an absolute rough mess Quake was in development, it's really impressive how good of a game it actually is, and it really speaks a lot for the talents of everyone involved.
@Manamanamana36
@Manamanamana36 4 жыл бұрын
They even produced nails for the game
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 4 жыл бұрын
@@Manamanamana36 I only use Trent Reznor's saboted nails in my Super Nailgun.
@Tralfazz74
@Tralfazz74 5 жыл бұрын
The ending of this review is the most effective, efficient summary of the fps genre I've ever heard
@LordKohaegan
@LordKohaegan 8 жыл бұрын
One of the best Zero Punctuation videos in a long time. I stopped watching them a while back, they just got boring, but this one brought the magic back.
@TrueStiven
@TrueStiven 8 жыл бұрын
>brown castles Just like in DS1
@srbrant5391
@srbrant5391 5 жыл бұрын
"Brown bricks!"
@nicholasrossi5465
@nicholasrossi5465 4 жыл бұрын
In minecrap
@poika22
@poika22 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah there's one brown castle. There's also a forest level and a lake level and a white cathedral level and a snow level and a fire level and a town level.... Quake has nothing but brown castles.
@guineapig55555
@guineapig55555 8 жыл бұрын
2:57 goddamn that is so accurate, how does he do it? This man is God
@rogerwennstrom6677
@rogerwennstrom6677 6 жыл бұрын
Bit late to the party, but a comment about the nailgun thing in the video at 2:41 or so... There is still some reason for using the standard nailgun even once you get the super nailgun: The super variant costs two nails per shot and while each shot does more damage than a regular nail, it doesnt do double the damage... Meaning you get more "damage over time", but less "damage per ammo spent" compared to the ordinary nailgun. So, if you're short on ammo and only need to despose of minor enemies, you can switch to the regular nailgun and save some ammo.
@alangrogan9874
@alangrogan9874 8 жыл бұрын
Love that definition of "Passion" :D
@ramseydoon8277
@ramseydoon8277 2 жыл бұрын
The soundtrack is some of Trent Reznor's best work from his early career, it definitely qualifies for regular rotation.
@chrisdodd4014
@chrisdodd4014 7 жыл бұрын
I loved this game when I was a kid. It didn't hurt that I was a big fan of Doom, and a big fan of Nine Inch Nails which for those who may not know Trent Reznor did the music and a lot of the sound effects for the game. Even the nail gun ammo had the NIN logo on them which aside from the satisfaction of working on what became a evolution in gaming, and working with the id team (Reznor was a huge fan of Doom) was all the payment he received.
@slayedtorest
@slayedtorest 3 жыл бұрын
"REFRAIN FROM MOVING" nearly made me spit out my soup ;)
@jeypersm6460
@jeypersm6460 8 жыл бұрын
And Nine Inch Nails did the soundtrack, further cementing it's angst!
@njintau
@njintau 8 жыл бұрын
Quake 1 was my fucking childhood man, the FPS's today can't even compare!
@RTDragonCommando
@RTDragonCommando 8 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee should totally try the original Descent, or Descent 2. Descent pre-dates Quake and is one hell of a game for the time it came out.
@GenericInternetter
@GenericInternetter 8 жыл бұрын
I'm 3 seconds in and thinking... "Yahtzee, this is Quake. Motherfucking Quake. The father of 3D shooters. This better be good." It was okay.
@ultimateninjaboi
@ultimateninjaboi 8 жыл бұрын
Hey. I'm a milennial (albeit on the older end) and I'll have you know I'm drinking OJ while I'm watching this, not filthy energy drinks. and the ADHD meds only have me in a partial haze. God...
@ReverendTed
@ReverendTed 6 жыл бұрын
Gosh darnit, Yahtzee. Though I guess I have only myself to blame for eating handfuls of dry Rice Krispies while watching Zero Punctuation. "Stale Weetabix and Paste" elicited a chuff that blew puffed rice all over my desk.
@FeedbackRokker227FNAF5
@FeedbackRokker227FNAF5 5 жыл бұрын
After watching the majority of these videos, this may be the funniest. "Please come out of the fridge" (brief silence)
@TLOWNSU
@TLOWNSU 8 жыл бұрын
I nearly spat out my drink at 2:23 It's so true
@AstraVex
@AstraVex 4 жыл бұрын
4:00 - Oh Christ, I forgot it was called that! xD
@Netsuko
@Netsuko 8 жыл бұрын
But.. but I liked the setting of Quake 2 :(
@austinkaylor8084
@austinkaylor8084 4 жыл бұрын
2:57 - 3:04 never have I been so offended by something so true
@CaCSouthPark
@CaCSouthPark 8 жыл бұрын
I played for the first time Quake 1 a few months ago from start to finish (didn't have the resolve and willpower to go with the 2 expansions do) using some visual mods and the game was a a verry cold shower from todays garbage wich proclaims itself FPS.
@westy1637
@westy1637 8 жыл бұрын
Does Yahtzee not live in Australia? Because it's Winter here.
@andregon4366
@andregon4366 8 жыл бұрын
There's no winter in Australia. Only death.
@westy1637
@westy1637 8 жыл бұрын
Right? It was 20 degrees Celsius last night. The night before that, I was wearing shorts and a singlet. At 1am. In Winter. Dafuq.
@wobblysauce
@wobblysauce 8 жыл бұрын
It was 2ºc and was still wearing Shorts and Tshirt..
@Ironman1o1
@Ironman1o1 8 жыл бұрын
He may be in the air as we speak.
@nunouno001
@nunouno001 8 жыл бұрын
He's actually moving to the United States. He might be here by now.
@unclegus6604
@unclegus6604 7 жыл бұрын
My dad introduced me to Quake that's what also got me into Nine Inch Nails. and now I just turned 30. Fuck I'm old.
@IanPeon
@IanPeon 7 жыл бұрын
Perhaps your finest review of a game. Due to, of course, largely having a leisurely 20 years of hindsight to draw from, while perhaps getting it perfectly correct the year it was released (lack of atmosphere). What is the internet going to do when people like you, and me, with memories of this stuff are gone?
@OB.x
@OB.x 3 жыл бұрын
you done effed up you reviewed this game 5 years before it came out. Now wtf are you gonna do summer 2021 in reviews? This is a message for past you.
@Stingthehedgehog
@Stingthehedgehog 3 жыл бұрын
Oh looky Quake's on da switch now
@nicolasjamo
@nicolasjamo 8 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee, do you have any plans for more let's drown out videos or anything else for your other account.
@cn.st.182
@cn.st.182 8 жыл бұрын
that last metaphore was glorious!
@APepperyMeme
@APepperyMeme 4 жыл бұрын
This guys is basically the UpIsNotJump of reviewing games. Except maybe more aggressive.
@zukiair3760
@zukiair3760 3 жыл бұрын
Yes but this has been going on for way longer
@zukiair3760
@zukiair3760 3 жыл бұрын
Since 2007
@hanro50
@hanro50 8 жыл бұрын
Who stole my gold-plated time traveling 486?
@lucbloom
@lucbloom 3 жыл бұрын
Oh Look, Quake I is Remastered. Time For Another Go, Yathzee?
@jessenielsen9317
@jessenielsen9317 8 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure what you said through all my adhd medication and my energy drinks, but I think I liked this video.
@sleeplibrary2845
@sleeplibrary2845 4 жыл бұрын
the biggest feature of quake came from the user made content - Team Fortress was born here.
@GranTruismo4head
@GranTruismo4head 8 жыл бұрын
This is probably the last zero punctuation video in Australia for The Escapist and Yahtzee
@deadlykillah117
@deadlykillah117 7 жыл бұрын
How does this guy write his scripts? They are insanely hilarious and witty
@dustinrush4320
@dustinrush4320 8 жыл бұрын
I got an advertisement about a laptop, but it mentions body pillows
@magnusm4
@magnusm4 7 жыл бұрын
You forgot it's not only brown castles but it starts with brown military bases that look more like alien corridor simulator than an actual base and instead of brown castles there are blue castles, yes. Blue floors, blue ceilings and blue walls along with the levels with a thousand identical and invisible portals from Aperture Science and secret passages like the architect tried to either kill himself if he slacked off or tried to train himself into the worlds most paranoid and moving ninja
@Snitchie
@Snitchie 8 жыл бұрын
What about multi player? :P You only talked about Single player, and story mode.. This game isnt still played today because of Single player... But other than that, always fun to watch your vids. And yes I grew up on quake since 1996, and still its the best multi player shooter in my eyes (havent played it in like 10 years but still )
@gamedoutgamer
@gamedoutgamer 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this video. Quake has been, imo, the most influential FPS for PC gaming! Multiplayer was a riot of fun and we had so many great mods for it.
@Anonymos185
@Anonymos185 5 жыл бұрын
*sip* Ahhh... Yep. Quake, now THAT was a great game
@timburlingame5893
@timburlingame5893 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a little late to the party, but the super nailgun uses up two nails at a time.
@tome4376
@tome4376 8 жыл бұрын
Dude review No Man's Sky
@tman222akatimmerman8
@tman222akatimmerman8 8 жыл бұрын
but no man's sky sucks
@tome4376
@tome4376 8 жыл бұрын
+Tman222 AKA Timmerman Exactly, I want him to unleash hell
@dubbeking
@dubbeking 8 жыл бұрын
That's exactly why he has to review it.
@anotherguyIoLoLo27
@anotherguyIoLoLo27 8 жыл бұрын
www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/116922-No-Mans-Sky-Review You're welcome.
@mrk45
@mrk45 8 жыл бұрын
+Tman222 AKA Timmerman All the more reason to review it
@iconocast
@iconocast 8 жыл бұрын
no mention of nin sound track? one of the greatest
@pallyboy6005
@pallyboy6005 3 жыл бұрын
"Man With Gun Esq." Being the main character was incredibly unique in Quake, and I never see people talking about how far ahead of the curve Quake was in Character Development. I mean, he's a *lawyer*!
@shockedhorizon5308
@shockedhorizon5308 4 жыл бұрын
you can tell that yahtzee likes a game when he gives all the monsters in the video unique looks
@EHH246
@EHH246 4 жыл бұрын
1:44 Considering the origins of the game, you are not far off...
@judsongaiden9878
@judsongaiden9878 Жыл бұрын
1:55 left brain (Carmack) and right brain (Romero)
@acuteavocado1962
@acuteavocado1962 8 жыл бұрын
i just got done binge watching the entire zero punctuation playlist again, and i have to say. going from yahtzee's first few steps ever to this video is insane because i can't shake the feeling he's yelling at me in this video. the level of enthusiasm or the quality of his mic or SOMETHING just feels more high-octane than his first few hundred ZPs
@darkxaur
@darkxaur 8 жыл бұрын
Quake: The brownest brown that ever browned.
@Twyzan
@Twyzan 8 жыл бұрын
My man speaks so fast that I can barely grab onto the metaphor used in one sentence, before the next sentence, and the time to figure out the reason behind the metaphor have already passed. In the end, I feel like I get very little from the videos except an inkling about whether my man liked it or not, and most of the time I'm confused even about that.
@Twyzan
@Twyzan 8 жыл бұрын
That is not at all what I got.. If you're right, then thank you, but I have no _idea_ where you pulled that from
@Raptros01
@Raptros01 8 жыл бұрын
That would be the reason behind the title of the series if I am not mistaken. A review presented in what is essentially a five minute run-on sentence. (Which is one of the things people enjoy about it)
@WolframiteWraith
@WolframiteWraith 8 жыл бұрын
It's something you get used to.
@Twyzan
@Twyzan 8 жыл бұрын
SapphireShield I think after 2 years the time has been and gone for that shit. I understand what he says, but the amount that I miss because of how condensed it is is just stupid, and he is so critical of some of the stuff that he apparently likes that I can never tell when his compliments mean that he likes the game or that he just found a few things likeable but overall hated the game.
@WolframiteWraith
@WolframiteWraith 8 жыл бұрын
Twyzan Yatzee has talked about this. He said that it shouldn't be so important about whether he likes what he mentions as aspects of the game (I don't remember his exact wording). If they sound good to you, then good for you. You don't need to know if he likes it to know what you should think about it.
@MadmanRobi
@MadmanRobi 8 жыл бұрын
So...I've only played 2 of the Quakes...but weren't the Strogg aliens?
@oliwierczerwinski2792
@oliwierczerwinski2792 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Aliens mixing humans with machines.
@Astfgl
@Astfgl 8 жыл бұрын
Sure, but Quake 1 did not involve the Strogg and in fact Quakes 1 and 2 are entirely unrelated to each other except for their names, so what was your point exactly?
@Jesses001
@Jesses001 8 жыл бұрын
The first Quake game is totally unrelated to that Strogg story line. Quake started as a fantasy game where a warrior named Quake ran around with a battle axe. You can still see the battle as as your melee weapon, but after losing Romero, they kind of scrapped that idea and said, okay, give him a bunch of guns...oh and this lighting thing Romero sketched out before he left.
@lugbzurg8987
@lugbzurg8987 8 жыл бұрын
As I understand, Quake II was actually supposed to be a new IP, but for whatever reason, ID Software couldn't get the copyright arrangements in place for launching a new IP, so they just made it a "Quake" game in name only that has nothing whatsoever to do with Quake.
@doom5895
@doom5895 6 жыл бұрын
Jesse Sisolack the main characters name is ranger the antagonist is shub niggurath codenamed quake
@professor_peculiar619
@professor_peculiar619 8 жыл бұрын
Let's all laugh at an industry that never learnt anything tee he he
@nis5e
@nis5e 2 жыл бұрын
I love the Zero Punctuation Imp *so much*
@nis5e
@nis5e 2 жыл бұрын
Why is 04:40 at 0.75x speed so funny
@superskyshaymin
@superskyshaymin 8 жыл бұрын
Thought of a new game for these videos. Watch them the first time on mute and try to guess what yatzee is talking about using just the animations.
@jonkerrmusic
@jonkerrmusic 4 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee, have you ever played the Marathon Trilogy/would you do a retro review?
@Tech-Kaplan-Kali
@Tech-Kaplan-Kali 8 жыл бұрын
I know that's stupid but... 4:37 that's polish army's helmet.
@cammameil
@cammameil 8 жыл бұрын
Delightful. Thank you for making this.
@marvinslomp3564
@marvinslomp3564 8 жыл бұрын
i can still smell you, walk slightly farther towards that totaly non dangerous bear.
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