Quality is a better quality.. & Humans Technology/Humans and rocks | Best of r/HFY | 2080 |

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00:00 Intro
00:06 Quality is a better quality..
07:20 Humans Technology/Humans and rocks
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Podcast is Called : ASN Humans Are Space Orcs , HFY and other stories
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@Lnclt-tc3ln]

As someone working in IT/tech support I always love the *"humans tricked rocks into thinking"* bit ^^

[@loganshaw4527]

Lol we are so linked with the planet every thing we made use to be apart of a rock or made mimicking it's structure so computers more so the conductive parts use to be rock so "we tricked rocks to think" is not wrong just over simplified.

[@TheMyrmo]

I love that concept. Rocks didn't WANT to think, they had to be FOOLED into it.

[@zuzax1656]

I once had a situation where our safety guy wanted me to explain how I took my truck (semi), which was loaded at the time (about 70K lbs), from 60 mph to 0 in about 3 seconds, then back up to 60+ in just a few seconds, and repeat that 4 times in less than a minute. I explained the speed sensor on the truck was broken and dangling over the driveshaft, so it won't read right. He kept insisting that "the computer shows the hard stops". So, I asked him to explain how our trucks could do that kind of acceleration when full. He just kept repeating "But, the computer...". I asked him if the box of rocks was doing all the thinking for him. Finally, he told me that he would check with the manufacturer's rep and see what he said. Never heard back on that. P.S. the safety guy had never driven a big rig before, but he had a degree.

[@morescodesup2087]

I just pretend it’s magic so I don’t have to think how simple gates can play a video; let alone pretend to talk.

[@GlebReawer]

@@morescodesup2087 "Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic". Also if you let out the magic smoke they stop working.

[@johnnymellon7414]

A: "you tricked rocks into thinking?" H: "tricked? Nonono, you're getting it wrong, deary. When you do "it" with other sentients, it's called "electric torture". We're basically clamping a pair of jumper cables to rock-testicles until it spits out answers"

[@PrAnOfcInGleS-]

That’s…a new way of thinking😂

[@riley794]

For sure, if they don't spit out these answers, they burn.

[@electricheisenberg5723]

@@riley794 and that's called a lightbulb

[@johnnymellon7414]

@@riley794 "lets fiddle with the core voltage a bit more... "

[@ceu160193]

@@johnnymellon7414 "how many times have I told you not to overclock core CPU?"

[@sarakollaritsch3695]

as a human, I can fully attest that rocks are, in fact, amazing and I take great pains to incorporate them into every part of my life as I could not bear to live without them. especially the tasty rocks that we humans know as 'salt'. one of the best rocks of all, that one.

[@johns9652]

Rock salt, Rock n roll... I remember a story from many years ago, might have been some sci-fi like Heinlein's Castor and Pollux, might have been from something far older like Sir Arthor Conan Doyle or Jules Verne with his 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, I may not be able to recall the specifics, but I do remember a story in which an older family member wows youngsters, telling them of an extravagant society based on rocks. Rocks (silica) for glass windows, rocks (coal) for heating, rocks (meteorites) for extravagant metals, rocks for this, rocks for that. I don't remember every example, but I do remember the child or children finally catching on and being minorly annoyed; "Oh, you're just describing modern society in a tricksy way". As I think about it, could have even been a story bit within "The Swiss Family Robinson", though I no longer can be sure. Getting old plays hell with one's memories.

[@KenRead]

Voice first. Stories second. Please take your time in your recovery. That being said, thank you for these two stories! Being in IT, I'll have to remember the term 'thinking rocks'.

[@omargoodman2999]

"Not to oversimplify it, but first you have to flatten the rocks and put lightning in them."

[@Michael-sf9yg]

Re: outro, you're still one of the finest narrators on the net. I thoroughly enjoy every story you tell. Have faith that your listeners will remain loyal! I know I certainly will.

[@GlebReawer]

TBH I hadn't even noticed your issue with your voice and accents. Health first and the new format with you enhancing the storytelling with your gestures is great. No hurrry, take all the time you need. We will wait.

[@rexmann1984]

Agreed but oddly enough I do miss the fish

[@GlebReawer]

@@rexmann1984 Maybe they could be added as crew or other subordinates in part of the background. They were very relaxing, but I also like the different graphics he's using as backgrounds now.

[@markfergerson2145]

That's largely dependent 9n the audio quality of the device you listen on. With my crappy tablet and cheap ass earbuds I can't tell much difference either.

[@GlebReawer]

@@markfergerson2145 Fair point, even tho my headset is of good quality, the desktop itself is a frankensteins monster made of spare parts and my graphics card survived a lightning strike, while everything else inside the previous desktop got fried.

[@rangerdruid7036]

​@Rex Mann I miss the fish too. Hopefully they are ok.

[@holycountryenterprise2997]

He has shown his face, and im not disappointed.

[@danielgioiosa9845]

Kind of like Ewan McGregor

[@jaytonobrien6325]

Welcome to flavor town

[@Arcanidge]

Love the work. Health first. We all know it will be worth the wait.

[@MidnightSmoke]

Thinking rocks. I am going to start using that term. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@hamsta11]

Terry Pratchett used the same analogy when describing trolls in his discworld series and their silicon brains that needed external cooling

[@Netherdan]

We tricked rocks into thinking by putting lightning inside them

[@kellyj5610]

I love the new format. While your voice always carried the story with accents and inflections, getting to see facial and gestures added to the mix makes it that much more entertaining. And take care of your health. Dont push until your ready.

[@Dillenger.69]

"Thinking Rocks" I'm glad to see someone else figuring that one out. I started using it when I read the Discworld books ... Sergeant Detritus and his cooling helmet.

[@darwinskeeper421]

I love the end of that second story, "they call their world dirt though." I have found it strange that the two names I've heard for our world are Earth and Terra, which both could be translated as dirt.

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

Japanese call the planet island or water I forget which. I assume many other island cultures might too.

[@GlebReawer]

In Greek it's called Gaia that translates to "land" or "earth", I suspect this "dirt" trend is true for most languages. The same thing goes for our Moon in all the different languages I was able to quickly find, except for the Greeks who were the exception and gave it the name of their godess Selene.

[@barghestblue731]

It's basically an inherited quirk from the times we divided reality into The Heaven, The Underworld, and The Earth, with the Earth not representing the physical planet of dirt and rocks, but The Mortal World. This started pretty early in the diaspora from Africa. So we're not calling the planet Dirt, we're essentially just calling it [The World We Live in] but most people have forgotten that.

[@Iluvantir]

"Do they eat rocks?" "Well... no... but well, yes. They eat everything, but rocks are just the seasoning!" Fell out of my chair at that point

[@Wastelandman7000]

Loved it! The two aliens trying to comprehend humans and rocks was hilarious!

[@ivorjawa]

“Meat that thinks???”

[@soubigo]

first and formost. your health is IMPORTANT so you take ALL THE TIME you need to get your voice up and running again. secondly i lost my shit with the humans and rocks story XD i just love the way you narrorate things and this new format of yours is quite nice ^u^

[@michaelernst3731]

Your sounding good PLEASE take care of your health. Even though others read stories we all like you and fear for your voice. From a friend across the pond (as the Brits say)

[@caileanfindlytearle6936]

Take all the time and effort you need fine sir. It is always a pleasure to listen to your narrations, and now it is even a pleasure to watch them.

[@RealengoPrimordialDemon]

Agro take whatever time you need to get well, I can wait as long as I know you'll be back to narrate in your awesome voice, take care.

[@mbalukimwagastika3259]

Like a master bard you tell these stories of humanity, filling us/me with hope determination and joy. I have nothing but respect, compassion and admiration. Take care of yourself!

[@splat1012008]

Glad you are recovering and just so you know, you sound great, keep up the great work !

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Numbers only work if your enemy doesn't know how to counter it Story 2: Wait until they hear about our "rock" music....

[@ihtfp01]

Second story gives off major "They're made of MEAT" vibes

[@henrypaleveda7760]

hey agro don't worry about the recovery time. You make sure that you get better, any content between now and then is just a bonus.

[@CaptainShield]

May you one day be forever known as the Morgan Freeman of HFY narration on the internet. For the Algorithm!

[@GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx]

Humans and Rocks is a fantastic story

[@somebodyelse3004]

This channel is my favorite KZbin channel. I love how different and creative these stories are, and I also enjoy your voice acting 🙂

[@kurtfrederiksen5538]

Just want to say Argo, you are one of my favorite narrators in youtube. Sounds like your a lot like one of my other favorite narrators (Black Pants Legion) where you feel you need to make content. Trust me when I say your fans understand you need rest to heal. We would rather you be healthy for the long run then push yourself and not be able to make wonderful content. So take the time you need to rest, try not to push yourself too hard, and know your fans understand. I wish you a speedy recovery!

[@mattclark8715]

I wish you godspeed in your healing and I wish to thank you for the hours and hours of entertainment you have provided to me by reading these incredibly fun stories over the years thank you thank you

[@The2OtherGuy]

"They call their world dirt though." That got me dying, hahah! Because it's true.

[@revengeneutral8164]

Second story was very amusing. The sheer incredulity of "thinking rocks".

[@RiversJ]

@Agro Squirrel Narrates We ain't going anywhere, you provide something unique with your narrations that is hard to precisely pin down but there isn't anyone else that is even close to who you are and do!

[@ahumun]

I think your doing a great job! Your narration keeps me so interested in the story. Keep up good work. I love your channel.

[@kennethhummel4409]

I see that you’re in ops now Admiral. Good stories today!

[@JRMshadow260a]

No worries, I have crappy hearing from when I worked on air planes and going to the range when I was younger... I hadn't thought that you were much different... Surgery always takes time to heal and get the strength, speed, and stamina back... Your doing great... I am joyes that you had put together several stories that I'd miss some chapters... With them entire give me and probably others the ability to catch anything that we missed... Rest and heal... Well be here, well I'll be here... LOL

[@LustyDwarf95]

It's awesome that you're doing well, and the ability to put a face to the stories is an added bonus

[@johnathanstephenson8107]

Glad you're voice is getting better! Try not to strain it/go slowly. Have a wonderful day! For the stories & the algorithm!

[@TheScilock]

Regaining your voice will indeed take time. Still, your story telling is as great as ever. Keep up the good work.

[@Jakes3130]

Just wanted to say that I really like the new format! The fish tank was better than the static Astronaut background; but I like seeing you read the stories best. The astronaut was too static and the fish tank was too distracting. For me, the combination of you, your voice and the stories are perfect. Thanks! I always unwind by watching your videos. Hope your recovery is swift and complete.

[@deakonfates7511]

you're fantastic and glad you're doing better, absolutely love the content and many times I'll put the 24/7 station on to listen to all of this as I drift off after work. Only thing I hate is when a story gets to a really good spot and that is the end of it, happens so bloody often but can't not listen.

[@Aldusrahl]

Your health is paramount Agro. I do love this new format with your gestures. I assume that it was true even when we couldn't see your face and I absolutely love your outfits. Looks like a sci-fi uniform. But seriously, keep your health good.

[@nuru666]

Heal up before worrying about serenading us! We're happy to wait and you have a massive library of vids for us to rewatch, we'll be here!

[@KevinSproul]

The deeper voice works. It's now almost as deep as mine and my wife let's me listen to your stories as we drive.

[@Shadow.Dragon]

"...they call their world Dirt though." ROLF!!!

[@jukkiivi4282]

Thinking rocks? Love it! Thanks for reading this story. Take care of yourself and your voice. We will be here

[@wngimageanddesign9546]

Both stories were excellent, but the 2nd was comedic genius. Like "Who's on First?" With the 2nd alien getting more flustered like Costello.

[@Tejyasn]

Loving the new presentation, keep it up!!!! For the Writers, For the Algorithm, For the Health of Agro!!!!!

[@karasuchrono]

Loving the 'tricking rocks into thinking' one. lol!

[@asurasyn]

I just gotta say, my man looks exactly like he sounds. Love it.

[@Monster_Ink]

Thanks for the narration! Also take your time Agro! Stay healthy! For the algorithm!

[@elmodelo101]

Humans also tricked rocks to "speak" and even "sing" and "comunicate (me listening KZbin via the Internet)

[@krisgandhi]

Holy crap ! It’s Ming the Merciless !!!😂😂😂

[@sthavoc8]

I like this! It's so much better than watching someone paint and assemble their new toy..............

[@peteratkin3788]

Wishing you a full recovery, albeit a bit late, only stumbled onto your channel a couple of weeks ago, I've never been into audio books etc, also have never really come across this kind of sci-fi , your narration style is good and matches your chosen stories well. Wising you the best, keep up the good works, as soon as I can I'll up my subscription :)

[@blackfire3744]

Him filming himself dressed as he is reminds me of red dwarf. I can honestly believe that while Lister is going about doing his thing with Cat Rimmer and Kryton, This poor guy is by himself in a long-forgotten part of the ship passing his time by reenacting stories he read to amuse himself later. I'm happy your voice is returning to normal but don't force yourself too quickly to get back to your original range or you might end up losing your original range.

[@2lost2worry]

Best of Luck! didn't know you had to have surgery, Love your Narrations , Much appreciated! Thankyou!

[@phoenixfyre1751]

You're doing amazing. Also, I love the new format and finally putting a face to the amazing voice. I use your 24/7 video to sleep at night. Thank you for all the great dreams and time relaxing.

[@ArronRatliff]

I just found your channel today because one of my Favorite HFY authors linked it in the comments of their newest chapter. I am loving your videos.

[@calebshingledecker3610]

I wasn't sure about this new format, but I think it is growing on me.

[@gundamboy195]

this story.............. rocks

[@loganshaw4527]

Rock and roll.

[@daniellafferety4025]

Please be well. I enjoy your stories every time you upload one. Thanks.

[@blood_bane]

Thanks for these readings! I love reading stuff like this, but I find myself not having the chance to read a whole lot but I can listen!

[@christopherforsyth5284]

We are big fans of your voice Arrgro. We can be a patient species when necessary. ( get well soon buddy !! ) .

[@mpdmmpdm2529]

Always a pleasure sir Agro.

[@TheMyrmo]

Health before wealth. As I've said, I love the new format.

[@rathburnscape6465]

Great to hear the news if the recovery! I wish you a road to great recovery, and that your voice retraining goes well.

[@TRAILLER]

I knew I was hearing the effect of a mustache in the consonants since I subscribed. Good to know I can detect such things

[@AgentTex13]

The Second story was EASILY THE funniest thing I've heard so far

[@Dropbaud]

Heal up good!~ And don't over do it. Love the way the stories are presented now =)

[@danb9312]

Keep on the road to recovery Glad to see you even though I've watched your fish tank for many hours...

[@PhrophetOfTheCouncil]

Absolutely love that you are now on the screen you talk with your hands the same way i do and its amazing at keeping my attention ❤

[@bgwe1393]

Humans and rocks, poor aliens. I had to laugh at the ending :)

[@KarakTo]

It's okay that you need practice, Agro, you rock, we love you!

[@ashleycroydon9743]

Story 2. I can just hear the exasperated yell after hearing we call our planet dirt 😂😂

[@Sorain1]

Take your time, health matters, we will gladly wait to enjoy more of your work later.

[@stephenkywong]

It’s great to see you performing this and wishing you well and speedy recovery

[@lettmien218]

I love listening to these stories on my pocket sized thinking rock.

[@adamglover6948]

Glad to hear that you're on the mend.

[@ernestmac13]

I didn't know you had surgery; glad you're on the mend; my niece got very sick and hasn't been able to hit her highest notes, I will inform her practicing may strengthen her voice so she can hit those highs again.

[@iaingenis]

Glad to hear your healing up, for the algorithm!

[@sylverthorn9907]

Im relatively new to listening to your channel. My first time listening to you was with the web series First Contact, and I have enjoyed listening during my long hours of driving truck. So dont push your recovery and be well soon.

[@chrisgeddes26]

Glad you are back and (fairly) well! This was a funny story. Rocks...

[@elderblackdragon]

As the old quote goes, "Quantity is not quality. But quantity has a quality all it's own".

[@ringandpinion3064]

Quality is a better quality? Hmmm. My dad always bought at least a case of beer or a big 1 gallon jug of wine and would say, "quantity has a quality all it's own". He was a great guy.

[@lukekempfert954]

I just happened on your channel, I love it and my kids just came around an started laughing at the stories. Were now Binge listening. Thanks for this My family an I really enjoy the stories. Now a sub.

[@Harry-lq5hu]

Love your work !!! I've heard others, but you're the best by far. Heal well !!!

[@lululovesyou7618]

You sound great- and any differences you notice- we probably won't or won't care. Embrace change.

[@SupCom78]

i like your new telling storys with your immage and gestures keep up the good work.

[@yomogami4561]

lol enjoyed both stories and thanks for the narration

[@rlbadger1698]

8 months later... He's back!

[@scyban12]

You're doing fine as far as I'm concerned. Appreciate your efforts!!

[@unspacy2099ad]

love the story's and welcome BACK!!!!

[@alsparks8709]

I really enjoy watching you narration , have a great Easter

[@kirkbright666]

love your work mate. Hope the voice heals nice and quickly for you.

[@michaelmasuka4271]

Take care of yourself man. You're a treasure to me that I would hate to lose.

[@Zachmansd]

Agro, I goofed. My original comment was for a Rosman vid that I had just watched and was trying to comment on when yours started going.😅

[@GEWB2105]

Glad to hear the recovery is going well and that you've got a plan to get back to your original video levels. Ready to wait and see it happen.

[@xRaalx]

ok so i only pop in once in awhile to watch a video or two, i like the aesthetic you got going on for this. Glad your voice is doing better.

[@travisz59]

That final part is the best!

[@jerryq.3629]

i love what you have been doing, i listen to you as i drive delivering goods, most of my days off i have ya going and listening to the adventures in my home. Keep yourself healthy and safe, we are here for ya no matter any down time.