Quantum Mechanics in 5 Minutes (Now with Added Ducks)

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[@silaslancashire2879]

Physics tomorrow. I was going to *wing* it but this seems to fit the *bill*

[@silaslancashire2879]

Ah shit... you made that joke... I deem that *fowl* play

[@Retroity]

get out

[@Soulfulmojo]

The Mallard pun doesn't really work as a pun if you have to put the word you actually mean after it.

[@CharlieWhitesWig]

Silas Lancashire Ducks are game not poultry.

[@nickrreese]

What a *quack*

[@ApaceLp]

The universe gets so glitchy because the developers just didn't think we would come so far.

[@halher-3033]

Yeah so now they are trying to slow us down with the terrorist expansion pack

[@furuzou]

Halher - #nochill

[@therealzackrunkle]

Dirka dirka.

[@fullofbeans349]

Halher - oh my god yes 😂😂😂 comment of the day!

[@ayuminor]

Always launching without the endgame content ready. tsk tsk.

[@magicandmagik]

people not observing the particle: where are you? particle: yes.

[@revolver265]

People observing electrons in the new atomic model: Where you at Electron: yes.

[@RGBY-tv4hg]

I think you won this meme

[@alexh2947]

I think the very act of observing the particle changes the result does it not, so that poses the question. Is it that conscious beings observe the particle or is it any observation whatsoever. The double slot experiment will vary whether it is being observed. For example i cameras are placed but not turned on the electrons are undefined however if the cameras are turned on the electrons have to choose a direction. I think

[@YourMom-kp2xh]

rhythm this is the most overused joke on KZbin comment sections

[@user-rv9vk8by5i]

@@alexh2947 Wrong definition of "observed" It's never really explained so people tend to draw the conclusion that "observed" means "seen by a human" Arvin Ash has a 12 minute video titled "Why don't quantum effects occur in large objects? double slit experiment with tennis balls", which will do a far better job at explaining "observation" than I ever would in a single comment.

I died at "will it blend?" It's still the best channel in KZbin history imo.

[@i.z2335]

I laughted at that part too

[@johne.nobody2946]

Right? That caught me off guard lol.

[@moderncrusader1150]

cough Penguinz0 cough

[@user-uo9gg2zc6j]

Explain?

@@user-uo9gg2zc6j there's a youtube channel called Will It Blend? and it's just a guy blending anything he can think off on really powerful blenders. I used to spend hours watching it

[@twoha7vds59]

“Nothing has a defined location” Does that mean the world could technically revolve around me?

[@donovana2861]

Technically, it does

[@alexh2947]

And everything else

[@robinsuj]

@TKOR Knight Order #IX But... The BB happened EVERYWHERE at once

[@whyamilikethis4032]

I revolve around you and you revolve around me, it just depends on who's point of veiw your looking from, but what people don't understand is that whether or not you see from my point of veiw or your own it's still its own thing, yhe reason quantum mechanics doesn't make sense is that fact that you physically can't perceive what the fuck is going on, thats why when you look at the ducks that are everywhere at once you see them individually being in 1 spot, but thats just your eyes telling a lie, tbh your brain has no fucking clue how to show you an object being everywhere at once, so it just says it's in the spot that looks easiest for it to be, and if you try to fuck with tge particle when you mess with the spot that your brain said it was, it'll always work cuz it is there, its just also everywhere else as well

[@grifballa]

@Cheeky Destroyer We are still in the middle of the Big Bang

[@toadofsteel]

Best way to explain the wave-particle doozy: take the common USB flash drive. You rotate it one way, it's in the up position. The other way, down position. But notice that, until you actually look at which way it's oriented (aka observe it), IT WON'T FUCKING FIT IN THE USB PORT no matter how many times you rotate it. This is called "superposition".

[@bobmcfishkens6443]

toadofsteel AMAZING THAT HELPED SO MUCH

[@superw0okie]

toadofsteel Nailed it 😂

[@Dazart]

I guess my ports are in a superposition that always allows me to plug stuff in.

[@michaelwu7678]

Its because before you actually look you’re unsure if you have it 100% right. So you end up using less strength to push it subconsciously. But once you do look and are 100% sure you have it right, you’ll subconsciously push harder.

[@youdeservetobehappynow7584]

Hahah thank

[@Master_Therion]

Now I'm confused. If ducks are particles are they quarks or quacks?

[@UncleMort]

Posh ducks go quark

[@Master_Therion]

Do Cockney ducks go quaah?

[@cammte5471]

Master Therion pretty sure they bark

[@SirNightmareFuel]

I'd rather be a Quack than a Duckie, good day. - fictional medieval doctor

[@Chantality]

get fked XD

[@shissswee8732]

Nobody: exurb1a's tabs at 1:03: what is love baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more

[@carolchen5511]

Whex you, sir, have an eye for detail

[@hanbieryu8390]

"einstein nudes"

[@maddalena5951]

Hanbie Ryu omg hahahaha

[@maddalena5951]

🤣🤣🤣

[@alexandrabonta916]

2nd year physics student here, can confirm everything is better with ducks

[@TheKyleodgers]

👍 Light is weird. So, there's somthing wrong with our idea of how things travel...

[@rahulpaul.3d]

Did you pass?

[@rs_mind8352]

But the fact that shrödingers cat was originally proposed to show how utterly ridiculous quantum physics is.

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Quantum physics makes me miss the good old uncle Newton, at least his physics made sense.

[@braedon26]

I believe you mean Shrödinger's duck

[@thesocialistsarecoming8565]

@@rafaelalodio5116 at the same time as i agree with you, the trippin balls you can get looking at quantum physics is way too fun 1/8 the time (ignoring the rest of it that's hell). Like how quantum particles are dimensioneless and how the entire universe could be the byproduct of an explosion of quantum particles out of a black holes single dimensional center

[@thetimelords911]

@@thesocialistsarecoming8565 Sub-atomic particles may be dimensionless, but it is the fields they generate that create the bigger particles, such as protons, atoms, e.t.c. What do I mean by this? Well, if you think about, nothing is solid, not even atoms. An atom is mostly empty space, but has an area of effect (its orbital) that allows it to interact with other atoms and stuff. The nuclei at their centers also are not solid, since they are just a little area of charge created by the quarks that they are composed of, which then means protons/neutrons are mainly empty space. So, if you think about it, we are all just fields of energy that can have dimensional properties, generated by dimensionless particles. Wild.

[@thesocialistsarecoming8565]

@@thetimelords911 jup, 87% or so of the universes mass is centrifugal force (give or take).

[@Alceasy]

I, as a German, deduct that you are fluent in German from simply hearing your Einstein-impression at 00:37. Cheers, mate

[@oneday7672]

claudio estrella Stupid.

[@al-kazaz9032]

claudio estrella how young is young?

[@juanignaciodiaz28]

Also that's some high level Spanish at 3:03

[@gunnerb4428]

De duck t

[@TheBongoJeff]

@@blank6604 he clearly is saying Mädchen, did he try to say menschen?

[@neatpolygons8500]

"To understand electrons first think of a basketball. Now POP the basketball, BURN it, because it's nothing like an electron" Best description yet

[@Darkness-ng8lv]

did any one see the captions at the end of the video

[@neatpolygons8500]

@@Darkness-ng8lv I think nope, what's that

[@leroycarson5984]

I was entertained by the duck puns and soothing voice, idk what the fuck you were talking about tho

[@Alexaflohr]

Richard Feynman was pretty good at actually teaching this stuff. If you want to learn, I recommend looking up his lectures on KZbin.

[@FoxDren]

Leroy Carson doesn't matter, it's wrong as it assumes the Copenhagen interpretation when pilot wave theory is more likely to be correct.

[@ssglitchers]

Ascdren That's not even close to true also the interpretation you choose is also irrelevant as long as your math can predict stuff. Btw just because Veritasium made a video about Bohmian Mechanics with one research team that doesn't mean that most of the scientific community has suddenly shifted into it.

[@canaryimpulse989]

It's grainy at the bottom because of the pixel resolution of the universe. Just pause the universe and switch on 1080p.

[@Exurb1a]

That's actually a remarkably neat idea. *shamelessly steals.*

[@orb5951]

Someone Else the Universe is not divided into "pixels"

[@targz_]

Oil_Rope_Bombs think planck length & shit

[@orb5951]

Nothing to do with pixels. Don't be a popsci pseud, this shit teaches you nothing. The Planck length is not the pixel resolution of the universe, pop sci cannot teach you quantum mechanics, and if you really want to learn, a textbook is far better than youtube.

[@targz_]

Oil_Rope_Bombs The planck length is the smallest meaningful distance. Pixels are the smallest meaningful unit on a screen. You can zoom in the pixels will be really big, and they have a diameter, but since they're a solid color, and kinda the smallest unit of measurement at least relative to the computer, they're meaningless. You can measure physical distance in pixels, like half a pixel, but there's no point going beyond pixels since it's meaningless, useless data. However, there are theories that claim that there are things below the planck length like string theory, but these aren't laws or part of the standard model and remain as theories, and though there may still be (plenty of) evidence for them, they can't be proved and aren't generally accepted in most all--I say that since there will always be people with other ideas who disagree with things like the standard model--of the physics community.

[@jaxonleather9323]

"if someone's says they understand quantum physics, they don't understand quantum physics." ~ probably some smart guy

[@nexterpl3085]

Quantum mechanics is just study of bugs in universe's game engine. I'm still waiting for some cheat codes.

[@NovaCloud312]

You, sir, are a hidden gem of KZbin.

[@quentinlance8825]

These puns were *fowl*

[@absolutetomfoolery9144]

Quentin Lance he was *winging* it though

[@person8064]

So I said, put it on my *bill*

[@dukeraoul2742]

Your fired

[@dr.horrible677]

take your goddamn upvote and *leave*

[@syphoss3621]

Ducking awful

[@jordanpollard937]

Bill Wurtz : I can sumerise history in 20 minutes exubr1a : hold my lsd

[@maxxximum_productions]

Both are amazing though!

[@andrewsilver7048]

Op. 70, No. 1 Never heard that one before. Love the classical you put in your videos. You mix three of my favorite things together. Science/discussion, classical music, and comedy.

[@koningkont]

I am strongly convinced that I am the master of this reality and everything that happens, happens because of my mind. This is how I am able to sit on the couch doing absolutely nothing but at the same time take credit for every clever, amazing or difficult thing ever created or performed. So you're welcome.

[@TheBfredrik]

I Feel u man Got to come cleane here, u are the master of this Reality

[@DutchmanDavid]

koningkont it's called Solipsism and its a rather silly idea, in my opinion.

[@logansmith2703]

koningkont thanks bruh

[@JaskaranSingh-co3kw]

LyCXolHg26LmoOK I'm a solopsist not because I believe reality works in my favour, but because I am the only thing that I can truly know exists.

[@DerCrawlerVomUrAnus]

Haruhi is that you?

[@guz69man]

"nobody fucking knows"!!! Had me rolling!

[@benwarman5202]

Well I definitely learnt one thing in this video. X’s are kisses

[@gregothy9190]

I think that because I came with a general knowledge of quantum physics, this confused me like nothing else. I had the perfect amount of information. Not enough to understand it, not so little that I was really learning anything new...so I’m hella confused.

[@aaa-battery316]

"Guten Tag, deutsche Mädchen!"

[@alexwelles3683]

Madness G O O D D A Y G E R M A N G I R L

[@freshavocado9693]

😂

[@aidenbouc3314]

Good morning, german gurls

[@effenberg2532]

Guten Tag auch dir!

[@ParadiseAndGin]

@Soyboy Productions Deutsche Menschen? Nein das klingt seltsam. Take it from me I'm a native speaker it sounds weird.

[@cinnamon9390]

Ok judging by what TV shows you've mentioned, you have seriously good taste. I can think of Game of Thrones, Black Mirror, obviously The Expanse... Same with video games! Overwatch, Kerbal Space Program... Same with your music selections! Actually now I think about it, it seems you have pretty good taste in everything.

[@Paramore212121]

Cinnamon there is always that one guy that talks about tv shows

[@AndrewHalliwell]

only when you're looking at him. Otherwise, he's all over the place.

[@milankocoba5320]

@@AndrewHalliwell xD

[@felipevega5673]

He likes fahrenheit 451 tho :(

[@skyluke9476]

This is what happens when you take Mushrooms

[@recruitlegionary2862]

So, you're telling me I could've watched this instead of spending hours on doing legitimate research

[@fleek6319]

1:06 "This is generally induced by complicated subject matters, musing on a subject for too long, or getting megabaked and going to lectures." Do you know how much I love you exurb1a? Very much

[@ComicLaw]

I always thought quantum mechanics was logically inconsistent. Now I realize it is just a pair a ducks. ;)

[@christopherantimie1613]

Law Crow I personally prefer the spelling "pair o' ducks"

[@Enderman-en3dv]

It's not personal preference, "pair o' ducks" is grammatically correct, "pair a ducks" isn't

[@hi-gf5yl]

Law Crow did you mean to say “paradox” as a pun?

[@NcedoWabantu]

Law Crow "I understood that reference!" - The Cap

[@leiaorgana5098]

I prefer the more modern version, pair of ducks.

[@vvill-ga]

Wait, so does this mean if we somehow manage to travel faster than the speed of light, reality will lag???!?!!!?!??

[@d4arken3ds0ul]

Wubbanator!!! Or you will stop time XP

[@varunramakrishnan7676]

It already lags at the speed of light

[@mis2976]

We already broken speed of light.

[@acenio654]

Yeah, the computer running our simulation is shit, and the simulation is unfinished.

[@thesocialistsarecoming8565]

Based on einstenium math, Gama (which determines mass, time, length, etc. Based on how fast your moving relative to the speed of light) causes the value for normal mass, time, length, etc. To all be divided by zero thus being infinite and not existing. Meaning that at and after the speed of light you take up an infinitely large and infinitely small space, you travel any distance instantaneously and after an infinite amount of time, and you weigh both nothing and an infinite amount. Edit: basically you cease to exist for all intents and purposes

[@adam86753]

I've never found a channel that has make me laugh in one video, learn in another, and cry in another. Maybe its because I've recently lost my dad but this channel is a jarring mess of emotions and I appreciate it.

[@not_averge]

1:44 its because the wave is the unit of measurement of were the "ducks" are and the "ducks" are the real thing (probably gonna be nominated for the Nobel "peace" prize) The peace part was ironic, and ment to sybolise the end of the argument, that was easilly solved using the occams razor principal

[@thejesuschrist]

Brilliant as always! I especially loved the crack at WSJ, bloody wankers! 🙏

[@rsyvbh]

I have one question for you, how did you get born before you got born?

[@TheShicksinator]

The Expanse! Yay! Most underrated show!

[@jarredmay7496]

no.

[@udaykiranpanjala2710]

Subatomic particles: NEUTRINO PHOTON ELECTRON And..... *HADOUKEN*

[@Ryukachoo]

1:22 It's kind of scary how relevent this still is, and probably will be for eons to come. God damn, how much faster would quantum mechanics have evolved if old Albert just sucked it up and dealt with it back then?

[@Pigmen-cs6jx]

Cuz he fukn died

[@PadrinoLuca]

We should solve this "death" issue in humans.

[@melbournemeliodas215]

@pyropulse Lol, he's saying that if albert einstein still lived, he would have discovered more of quantum mechanics.

[@qaasi95]

@@melbournemeliodas215 Are you guys trolling? He's talking about the fact that Albert famously rejected many of the basic tenants of quantum theory, and focused much of his effort towards unsuccessfully disproving superposition.

[@melbournemeliodas215]

@@qaasi95 That didn't stop him from creating Quantum mechanics and general relativity, now does it?

[@militantpacifist4087]

"Will it blend?" LMAO 😂

[@gabriello16]

That fucking killed me hahaha

[@videogameguy9093]

*U n i v e r s e s h a k e*

[@JoyJulianGomes]

I didn't get it. could you explain?

[@panpan6513]

Joy Julian Gomes it's mocking the countless videos on KZbin of people putting random shit in a blender and asking "will it blend?"

[@brianmancilla77]

Joy Julian Gomes There was a channel with a series called "Will it blend" like back in 2012 or even earlier that has like over 100 videos on it. It was really popular at the time.

[@WilliamBoothClibborn]

Well we all know that ducks aren't particles. Particles are clearly both ducks and hippopotamuses at the same time.

[@mobyduck6527]

U fokin wot mate? I swear on me mum I'll hit ye in tha gabber...

[@yodamaster757]

Moby Duck - Yes. A dumbass your friend is

[@bryandraughn9830]

"Super hippoposition" Dork!

[@user-vo8zx1db6m]

4:07 I noticed as you go down, we progressively start to understand less of it and it starts to make less sense. It's also cool to see how easily wildly varying fields like history can be linked to quantum mechanics.

[@friendlysociopath6136]

This Quantum computer Can it run gta 5?

[@JackFrost1206]

It can run all GTA games in parallel.

[@BigManT]

nope

[@leiaorgana5098]

Kai Jie Soo not just his mother... everyones mother.

[@manuelc3671]

It actually couldn't.

[@M4rcLL]

I think it'll run GTA atoms in the future. 😉

[@RoieKarni]

This is the best video you've made yet! I love your "The Universe in 4 minutes" and everything else you make. You succeed at making something so complicated in immense like quantum mechanics and making it fun and easy to understand. I stand by my opinion that you are one of the best science/comedy channels out there. Keep doing your thing exurb1a!

[@temeweckis]

"This video was sponsored by /u/fuckswithducks"

[@hak-en-slash4636]

“And most importantly... Will it blend?” A man of culture I see

[@myaccount6216]

4:24 A reference to Prince of Milk? I loved it, by the way. (Still never gave the mannequins an ending, though...)

[@TlalocW]

I like the bit at he end because it reminds me of something my advisor at college said - Sociologists think they're psychologists who in turn think they're biologists who in turn think they're chemists who in turn think they're physicists who in turn think they're mathematicians who in turn think they're gods. Only the latter are right.

[@KnowingBetter]

The "Will it blend?" joke had me in stitches, quite unexpected really. Haven't heard that meme in a long time.

[@user-in8mw9kt6l]

One of the earliest and strangest predictions of quantum physics is the idea of particle-wave duality, that everything in the universe has both particle and wave nature. Einstein was the first to really push this seriously, explaining the photoelectric effect in terms of what we now call photons; Robert Millikan’s tests of Einstein’s theory showed that it works brilliantly, and helped secure Nobels for both Einstein and Millikan. The notion of material objects having wave nature came in 1923 from Louis de Broglie, and the wave nature of the electron was soon demonstrated by the Davisson-Germer experiment diffracting electrons off nickel (a happy accident), and George Paget Thomson’s diffraction of electrons off thin films

[@anawilliams1332]

The de broglie wavelength is such a weird idea and i love it. The idea that i could go through a defraction grateing just feels weird

[@GerrySegalSongs]

Quantum Love Song: Where love meets quantum physics! Press play and let the cosmos pull you in! kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqWnloOsos-leJY

[@ignemuton5500]

But *_WILL IT BLEND_*

[@michaelsteinberg3272]

Notumengi That is the question...

[@0xym]

Kudos to this guy, for managing to make quantum mechanics fucking hilarious. This video made me laugh more than i have in literally years, so thanks man, you really made my day

[@Anonymous_Eyeballs]

That disclaimer was hilarious. Glad I found your channel. I'm not smart but I enjoy learning. Put learning anything in tandem with jokes and

[@FelipeTellez]

I came for the science and philosophy, but I stayed for the duck puns. Duck buddies gets me every freaking time

[@jack015136]

You never fail to confuse me in the most hilarious way possible

[@pradhyumnchoudhary3952]

Somebody stoned physics and it became *quantum physics*!!!!

[@here4deepfakes628]

Pradhyumn Choudhary HAHAHA 😂

[@fameerfuddi3144]

😂😂

[@seanf3258]

Pradhyumn Choudhary Hahahaha i dont fucking get it...... ._ .

[@paddipat]

Royal Man¡aC me neither ('. ') maybe something I cannot get cuz English isn't my mother language? or maybe I am just fucking stupid

[@seanf3258]

Patrick Olender english is my second language too man...... we just dumb😂😂😂😂

[@grantchapman640]

4:19 rip beomus. If you know, you know

[@omarwael6744]

I know

[@BlackApricot]

i am mad i didnt find you sooner. i will binge watch your videos. thank you for existing and sharing your existance with us

[@vertex1933]

I don't give a duck

[@videogameguy9093]

OneToughCookie That profile picture... seems... *familiar*

[@jamaicasam4827]

OneToughCookie I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS IMAGE

[@EinFelsbrocken]

_i like it too_

[@name1492]

"Its due to a well understood rule in physics called nobody fucking knows" this channel is so unnderatted

[@Ampryl]

Pretty sure this video is how I found your channel years ago. Still loving it

[@waskou1]

Can't not love the random Bulgarian references, such as the bottle of Пещерска on 4:27. As a Bulgarian working in theoretical physics you are making my day sire :D

[@Wildfire.]

Okay so basically, every thing that we know to be true (at least in one sense or another) is probably incorrect , we know nothing, and science is just weird space magic?

[@bbandthebadgerz1438]

@Steve Terry No, It's just weird space magic.

[@bbandthebadgerz1438]

@Steve Terry Well, whatever it is, it's pretty cool.

[@nameq]

No, the video is just based on popular misconceptions of what quantum mechanics really is...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observer_effect_(physics)

[@zxendarko]

I didn't understand a thing he was saying but still watching........

[@Lunatic5306]

That's because you're stoop it

[@khoulouddlaili6226]

me 2

[@MrKillJoy200]

To me it was very simplistic. What did you not get about the lecture?

[@rolanddeschain6089]

Honesty on the internet? Are you new here? Respect.

[@zxendarko]

MrKillJoy200 idek I understand some of it but most of it is just him speaking words. if I watched it multiple times I'll surely understand the video but I don't have time.

[@fademusic1980]

when you said "I still love you Albert" I perked up from smoking my joint. A bit surreal in your videos xD

[@maxthompson3813]

My favourite video on KZbin and just the whole of the internet. Ever

[@moistschmeckles400]

Will it blend? That is the question. Tatatatataaaa tatatatatataaaa tatata! tatatatataaaaa tatatatatataaaaa tatata! tatatatataaaaa tatatatatataaaa

[@DudV2]

Dont brethe this

[@xenonecromera]

We're in a simulation and the quantum weirdness is a way to free up memory...or something...

[@Phriedah]

Xenonecromera client-based world generation instead of communicating with the server every nano second

[@lexscarlet]

@@Phriedah yes but what if we're not clients? Or are you suggesting that there is a separate client generating this consciousness, and its inputs, and then taking this sprite and inserting it into a hierarchically-rendered ...master world for lack of a better words? Like, it produces our Sim so to speak, and inserts it into a digital "matrix" of sorts?

[@groves8133]

I happened across this channel yesterday, can't stop watching it. Not only is it interesting and I learn shit, but funny. Can't get enough sarcasm. Oh like the music as well. keep up the good word.

[@monata.]

Imagine a duck as a single atom. This duck-atom is made up of smaller components, just like how an atom is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. In the case of the duck, its components might include its feathers, beak, eyes, and internal organs. However, if we try to further divide the duck-atom by breaking it down into its individual feather, beak, or organ components, we no longer have a functioning duck. Similarly, if we try to divide an atom into its individual subatomic particles, we change its fundamental properties and it is no longer the same atom. So just as matter is made up of atoms, which are not infinitely divisible, a duck is made up of various components that can be broken down to a certain extent, but not infinitely.

[@Pusher97]

I guess I'm doing a logic tonight.

[@LJ-cb9eg]

Daddy exurb1a finally uploaded :D *grabs tissue box*

[@51ppycup]

I think exurb1a is at the very top of my "would love to have a beer with" list

[@Corvid8317]

3:43 shopping cart wheels be like

[@EpicPie0]

There is no such thing as a curved line that has a crest without a trough, or a trough without a crest. The two go together to create the waving line. Without one, the other wouldn't exist. So when you speak of two particles that effect each other mutually, they are actually one. One line waving in harmony. The greatest illusion of all, is the illusion of separation. To think that the universe is not one whole. All of existence is that one line, without this moment, you could not have the next, and so on. Ever sense the Big Bang, it has all been one single event leading up until now, and to continue on until the line does not wave. When the crest disappears, so does the trough. When time stops, so will space. And so the line will become straight.

[@RodrigorReyes123]

LivingIsEasyWithEyesClosed been smoking that good kush huh?

[@amneenja5720]

LivingIsEasyWithEyesClosed ehat about a circle

[@brianmancilla77]

You think it would sound irrational to say that the "two" particles are in the 4th dimension but we can only see two parts of it because we see in the 3rd dimension? For example, if we could only see in the 1st dimension, and that dimension is just a single line, then a wave running through that line in the 2nd dimension would only be visible at two points on the line, if you could only see the 1st dimension. When the wave moves, the two points move in sync, but dont communicate with each other because they are part of the same line in the 2nd dimension. In our world we can only see the two in the 3rd when they are actually in the 4th dimension. I dont know if this even makes sense or if its plausible but i kind of just thought about that being a possibility.

[@fuckoff4098]

Eclipse Editor I don't know why I understand it, but I think it makes sense

[@narakarrarr6191]

First of all that's a really elegant way of putting it and I like it. Secondly, stfu and call me back when I'm stoned

[@aka_noot]

this video was almost as good quality​ as a Wall Street Journal article.

[@aka_noot]

Khushil Parikh hahah it's a joke I love Exurb1a content

[@LightBringer666]

Khushil Parikh, 67 quadrillion * 0 = 0

[@whogivesadamnforuser]

Khushil Parikh Did you ask for your mother's permission before using that number?

[@lineikatabs]

absolutely! it's just paraphrasing a PBS documentary about QM. it's funny although it's pretty wrong and cringe-worthy.

[@oOoNiTrOoO]

I'm officially TRIGGERED right now

[@MushyRigushy]

You're my favorite KZbinr

[@davisallen2243]

I love watching your videos with subtitles.

[@milesgc5547]

I saw the title and said out loud: "Oooooooohh. Added ducks. Nice!"

[@sagewaterdragon]

The fact that you never made a joke about up quacks, down quacks, and strange quacks bothers me severely.

[@RandomPerson-pi9cu]

the onion is the only reliable news source.

[@adammughrabi1453]

It's ridiculous how much I love your videos

[@Knackebrot]

0:37 "Guten Tag, deutsche Mädchen" means "Good day, german girls" xD

[@nunoosorio3832]

-...and most importantly: Me: He's about to spit some crap 😀... -Will it belnd? *Dies*

[@nunoosorio3832]

Good vídeo.

[@spewnz69]

After watching about 20 videos - I think this is my new favourite channel on KZbin.

[@soopplaza4477]

There’s something so funny about starting a video with “right,”

[@Plexiate]

time to go to the park.

[@BronzeManul]

Ducks acting as waves acting as ducks?!? Bullshit! #AnywhereButCopenhagen

[@Dragonofshame]

Actually the particles aren't spread out all over the place before we observe them, the graphs you see that make it look like that are actually just showing the probability that when you observe that particle it'll be at any given location. The particle still exists as a "point" on that graph, you just don't know for sure where on the graph. Then, when you observe it, you DO know where it is in that instant so the graph "collapses" from "it's somewhere in this area" to "it's right here." It basically means "we can't know something for sure until we see it," i.e. when you're on vacation you can be pretty sure that your house isn't on fire but you can't know that 100% for sure unless you look at your house. Doesn't mean that your house is somehow not on fire but on fire at the same time.

[@Dragonofshame]

Unless it does, HMMMMMM

[@finn_underwood]

I somehow managed to come out of this video with even less understanding of Quantum Mechanics than I did going in. ...Well done, my good sir.

[@shade5305]

Einstein also said "Private capital tends to become concentrated in few hands, partly because of competition among the capitalists, and partly because technological development and the increasing division of labor encourage the formation of larger units of production at the expense of smaller ones. The result of these developments is an oligarchy of private capital the enormous power of which cannot be effectively checked even by a democratically organized political society. This is true since the members of legislative bodies are selected by political parties, largely financed or otherwise influenced by private capitalists who, for all practical purposes, separate the electorate from the legislature. The consequence is that the representatives of the people do not in fact sufficiently protect the interests of the underprivileged sections of the population. Moreover, under existing conditions, private capitalists inevitably control, directly or indirectly, the main sources of information (press, radio, education). It is thus extremely difficult, and indeed in most cases quite impossible, for the individual citizen to come to objective conclusions and to make intelligent use of his political rights." - Albert Einstein

[@eaglecentury3409]

​@Steve Terry RICO laws don't really help with this. Einstein was pointing at a fundamental problem within capitalism. True to it's name, that money is power.

[@silviakbellavite315]

if only i could like this vid more than once.. *quack*

[@Man_of_Tears]

I'm listening my 7th Exurb1a video in 24 hours while eating pink cakes for breakfast at 3:23 PM after having just woken up. Good times. I should take a shower maybe

[@Insigneon]

Don't forget to floss

[@happyconstructor]

“ *Quark* “ GET IT IT’S LIKE QUACK BUT SUBATOMIC

[@channelkaranos]

Greetings from Germany. You're cool. Im thinking about doing similar stuff but rather in film industry. Youre an inspiration. Thanks :P

[@danieldahl]

Took a break from porn to watch this. Totally worth it.

[@Arceus_7]

They have opened the box from the "Schrödingers Katze" experiment and detected that the cat is after 85 Jears definitly dead. That causes a lot of new problems in the quantum science.

[@joshuahansen7018]

“Missing In Quaction” LMAO I’m dying 😂

[@jordanleach4937]

What does a subatomic duck say... Quark! 🙃

[@cassieobryan3564]

Starting to be convinced that you're my ex disguising himself with an accent

[@codkilZ101]

Cassie OBryan Ask your ex (if its not awkward anymore) and let us know

[@connorking984]

Cassie OBryan he might be both at the same time. "Wink, wink"

[@flow5718]

we need to talk

[@Kay-nz7nm]

I want to be your ex.

[@DrewJPS]

Cassie OBryan It wasn't me, it's you.

[@siriusleigh24]

Obviously quantum waves are a paddling of ducks flying in V formation, this also informs the observer of direction. Up, down, left or right but on special occasions, their formation indicates greater or less than. When one of the ducks is celebrating a birthday, the horizontal V is underscored by a seperate and unknown team, one possibly made up of geese.

[@bondedcastaway3085]

1:50 No particles only have a particle wave duality when we observe them because they naturally dont come into contact with photons. They just dont. So we charge up photons so they actually collide with the particle allowing us to view it giving it a wave function