Quarantined with Norm Macdonald (ft. Roseanne)

[@richardkeating3575]

I just realized that he was in quarantine, knowing that he was dying of terminal cancer, what a shit way to spend your final days, but he still kept trying to make us laugh. What a hero.

[@courtneycoley8487]

=(

[@fibonaccifanzeroviews7839]

I 💖 Norm. imo At least he didn't have to be uncomfortable and exhausted in the cruel public eye. It effected everyone so he could go unnoticed, able to take breaks or look like crap safely in his own home. Sounds low key, able to fade away peacefully. 🙏

[@cantlearnham6026]

Hey, everyone. Richard Keating just realized.

[@scottpodgorski4102]

Norm was executed, same as Pedophile bob saget. Notice how he said they only had a couple.days.to live? Undisclosed cancer? Same.as.chadwick boseman or whatever, black panther, same as our district representative andrea shroeder here in michigan. Its what they say when they execute these hollywood satanic pedophiles. Watch the saget roast. They talk and make jokes about how saget raped and killed a girl. They're not joking. The joke to them is that noone believes them and their straight up telling you. They make reference of how to tell the olson twins apart. Bobs supposedly answers is that ashley swallows. Look into Kevin spacey. Like 3 young men that accused him of rape...all of a sudden died. Spacey was banned from epstein island being so grossly violent with the underage boys and would literally f u ck them to death and finish in their dead bodies. Not joking. You wont here it on the news because they're a bunch of pedos too. Look at the 2 producers from CNN. Yall know where the 400,000 children from then U.S. that go missing every year goes? Ever hear of adrenachrome? The best stuff comes from the blood of children.

[@LD__RN]

@@scottpodgorski4102 off your rocker

[@jopo7996]

This retired cod fisherman is pretty funny. He should try stand-up

[@sharkfinz6]

hahahhahahahhaaaa

[@evansolomon169]

Deeply closeted cod fisherman.

[@supEnoc]

Is that Edward McClintock?

[@JefeDeJefes8484]

That ol lump of coal is definitely a closeted COD fishermen.

[@DarraghC]

When we get them silly bstrds down in that rock pile, it'll be some fun, they'll wish their fathers had never met their mothers. When they start takin' their bottoms out and slamming into them rocks.

[@benjohnson5117]

On Sept. 14, 2021, the old chunk of coal Norm Macdonald became a diamond. He is sorely missed. We love you Norm

[@dudtopics159]

What did he die of?

[@benjohnson5117]

@dudtopics Internal hemorrhaging as a result of a consensual but violent anal penetration by an enraged giraffe

[@benjohnson5117]

@@dudtopics159 My mistake, it was cancer

[@benjohnson5117]

@@dudtopics159 My mistake, it was cancer

[@matteframe]

It's almost like Norm became a ship made of diamonds. A diamond ship. Some might say the best ship. But as Norm knew, the best ship is not a diamond Norm ship. No, the best ship is FRIENDSHIP.

[@WrecklessEating]

RIP truly one of a kind

[@gutsssz]

I’m honestly fucking sad man, this dude is one of the few to make me cry laughing.

[@SuperJiggawhat]

A true legend.

[@SuperJiggawhat]

@@gutsssz you and me both

[@amylynnhunt55]

He had cancer then, and chose to do this. He made me laugh so many times when I needed it, he was brilliant. And down to earth.

[@pika23]

There was a clip of heavy norm eating fried chicken under your comment.

[@restbythebeach]

Roseanne:. There is only one case on the island Norm: Any talk of killing him?

[@oldnick4707]

That's logic for yuh...

[@Roddysue]

That was the best joke in the clip😝

[@ShannonRamos]

@@Freddy-Da-Freeloadah I was wondering when he actually filmed this just because of that statement too

[@onlyrick]

@Clairvoyante - And the restaurants who serve them!

[@Moneyman-33]

Joe Morton Well considering they take any death of a person who tests positive as dying cause of the virus even if they have heart disease and diabetes or obesity problems that probably is the actual cause; maybe it is only 1 actual death. Who knows... not me!

[@lt7564]

When a man wants to say "one pineapple ruining the bunch" you're not going to stop him

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

"All that for that?" -- David Spade

[@thegov08]

NO!

[@fourfinforward]

@Angelosame. has extra depth

[@broussard41]

JediNxf7 I wanted to be known as the Brazilian Atlantis

[@theDudeAbid3s]

meh, perhaps "pinapple" is to fragmentation ... banna republics? ♫_six foot seven foot eight foot ...brunch/bunch?_♫ idk somethingsomething.

[@TheTrueHaddock]

I'm happy to see Norm never gave up on Roseanne or abandoned her. I'm also happy to see his grandpa beard progressing nicely.

[@callumcowan7047]

+Haddock He's not fake like the hollywood elite. I hope he grows a wizard beard, like a Lord Of The Rings character.

[@treasurechest2951]

It's refreshing to see 2 people saying how it is, more or less.

[@JonnyUnderrated]

hes starting to look a lot like that epstein fella'

[@RW77777777]

Someday a young comic will be brought to tears by Norm's retirement; and they will find solace in his snowy white beard... And the cycle will continue, to traumatize generations.

[@JonnyUnderrated]

@@RW77777777 Ghey

[@tommync2010]

Rip to a legend will miss you so much

[@msjannd4]

😪💔

[@monkeyfaceyou]

Roseanne: You know I'm crazy, so I'm speaking as a crazy woman now Norm: Yeah

[@markoleary7214]

He said "yeah" to all of her self deprecating remarks and it's funny as hell.

[@psrabe7444]

Hey she learned a disclaimer. If she would have said that like 15 select times throughout her career she would probably be a billionaire

[@CrayCrowman]

She said before that she's been crazy since she got out of coma when she was a teen. Total personality change.

[@porkfrog2785]

@@CrayCrowman head injury . car accident.

[@philmacracken8179]

A lot of the "crazy" things she says are actually true. Fiction has to give the illusion of reality to be successful, but the truth does not have those limitations, hence the platitude that "truth is stranger than fiction".

[@suj1201]

The scene from "Roseanne", where Jackie is talking to her deaf aunt about her father's passing is one of the best scenes in television history and was written by the brilliant Norm. RIP.

[@dianahohimer1107]

Thanks I love that scene!

[@amyg.333]

My absolute favorite scene ever from that show!! I just learned something new! TY for sharing.

[@maryg3718]

Such a great scene! “Then put a veil over your face while you’re doing it!”

[@malloryhead]

Was it? That’s literally my fav scene in the series!

[@faithyourfear6401]

This is epic. To this day I still remember and appreciate the timely yet timeless relevance of the Roseanne show. Brilliant on so many levels. And yes, one of the more memorable scenes for sure! I've loved Roseanne since the very first cackle, and it's obvious that she and Norm have chemistry. I am so glad that the inimitable comic talent of Norm McDonald was actually appreciated during his time here on earth. ♥️

[@rodgygormin]

"not with a bang but a whimper, this is how the world will end..." fly free of this madness norm. dylan, your dad was awesome.

[@rickflairsquirt]

Happy to see another comment catch this last line. Tragedy and beauty can sometimes come so close together

[@sdjslkdjlsskldjslkdjsl8262]

Life really is hell. one would imagine he'd get pretty sick of the way the world is now eventually anyway.

[@Toddcinca]

Yeah its one of those silver linings, you get to escape this insanity.

[@jamesburke4358]

Thought about this upload all week, seeing it when it was new. I'm sure he was not fond of the current and times ahead. He would have also been the funniest old guy.

[@bobblybob4351]

First time seeing someone wish Dylan well. I'm sure he's got many happy memories with his great father to cherish, I can only imagine how hard this has been on him. Good luck Dylan, I wish you the best.

[@TheRealRCSparks]

Aw, Norm was doing the best he could He was so lonely .. and alone! At least he had a great list of friends to help entertain him .. RIP

[@Jamesharveycomics]

So he wasn't lonely!

[@scottpodgorski4102]

He had a.kid too. Dylan.

[@TubbyBrewster11]

Both?

[@roymunson1]

He loved being alone reading. He supposedly would drop off the face of the earth for months at a time. So when people didn't hear from him in his final weeks, it wasn't strange. He only told his mother, agent, producer / best friend, and close family.

[@yasseford]

Roseanne: "I'm not on camera, am I?" Norm: "No it's just me talking to a phone." Less than 30 seconds out of the gate and they are already having an old people conversation wowie.

[@lonelyone]

Haha, I've been trying to figure out how she thought she was being filmed without her knowledge.

[@Strawn149]

yasseford These are my parents. ❤️

[@truthsmiles]

@@lonelyone I think they've learned (probably correctly) to just assume technology is way ahead of anything they might imagine to be possible. You're looking at the generation that went from a black and white television being the most technologically advanced thing available to now having the entire internet in their pockets.

[@jonathannagel7427]

That happens to people born before 2002

[@ja3482]

Really wanted Norm to whip out one of his signature "AH?"s there.

[@munn2006]

Her laugh is so infectious you can tell Norm just loves to make her laugh

[@Absurdword]

I came back to this video specifically because it's comforting in a strange way. I think it's part the warmth that Roseanne gives, part two friends just shootin the shit, and I guess it's also just nice to know that Norm was reaching out to close friends while doing his best to be safe and as comfortable as possible. Miss you Norm.

[@christineperez7562]

Roseanne gave Norm his first job he wrote for the show.

[@ChristinaFromYoutube]

Roseanne strikes me as sweet and warm too. Im glad im not crazy

[@MisterDevos]

He had cancer, not covid. Stop fear mongering that stupid political shit.

[@salvadorrodriguez9777]

@@MisterDevos there was nothing political about this comment

[@Absurdword]

@@ChristinaFromKZbin You’re not. Grew up on her show and she definitely has that air especially if you just listen to her talk with friends

[@boltzmannbrain8698]

Never cried for a famous person until today

[@smudgeeee6259]

ditto

[@laraoneal7284]

@@smudgeeee6259 I’m in tears right now too. He’s too young and sharp for him to be leaving us. I wonder did he try all alternatives.

[@garrettflorent3848]

I was thinking the same last week. Still going online to find any video I haven’t seen before. Such a hard loss.

[@codyallen6547]

I cried as well. It’s a real shame that he’s gone, it’s like he could see it coming his whole life.

[@peterfile2185]

Ikr!!! Its goin to be tough when beetlejuice and bill burr pass 😔

[@TryNotToLaugh042]

2:09 "There's always a pineapple that will ruin the bunch." I love how Norm makes up his own analogies and pretends they are things that people say.. lol.

[@HiThere-mr5tt]

It's a code-word. Wake up

[@ratkeller9608]

the subtitles read bunch, but he said, "one pineapple will ruin the punch"... as in fruit punch.

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

@@HiThere-mr5tt "It's a code-word." "Pineapple" means "Lost the douchebag."

[@FistPie]

Rosanne bought a pineapple plantation in Hawaii. That's the joke.

[@thomastaylor8910]

I love watching Norm talk over Roseanne and her yell at him to let her finish

[@TerrorSquadLaxer]

it is sweet

[@theancientsam]

NO Let me finish!

[@JasonRuppVlog]

We miss you Norm Macdonald. ✌

[@MutethatBozo]

Yes.

[@wsn0009]

RIP Norm. You've brightened my day more times than I can count. I'm heartbroken, but I hope to see you again on the other side.

[@jackiehopson8334]

Interview Andy Dick next if anyone knows how to avoid a virus, it's that guy

[@lovedicedtomatoes9653]

😂 Andy Dick is my hope for the next one too.

[@mackhomie6]

hahaha

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

Anyone know how Artie and Andy are doing? (Seriously.)

[@JerseySlayer]

Are you sure? Seriously I need to know.. I mean.. you'd think you'd be able to taste it at least, right?

[@GoofRebelMusic]

Is that a Norm joke? It is so cold, haha! Sounds like something he'd say, but I can't remember every joke. If the joke is your own, props.

[@ultramckay412]

Norm i feel sick knowing that you're gone bud i wish you could see this but i love you buddy. you might be gone but you're alive in so many people's hearts.

[@elleorton4338]

“Any talk of killing him?” I died 🤣

[@baiaili80]

same here

[@yozzahughes1060]

Elle Orton RIP😪

[@Quazi-Moto]

8:34 -- His reply of "Quaking with fear most of the time," makes a lot more sense today. Gonna miss ya, man.

[@Sernival]

@@tonettalover I think Norm made his peace years before this, he's joking about covid and the endtimes train of thought

[@imChrisWestfall]

“Any talk of killing him?” - The funniest man alive

[@Vichedges]

That was a great line.

[@TheresaPowers]

YOU have got to be crazy. Norm is a doofus.

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

Now he's thinking like Albert Fish.

[@Joseph-tu6dt]

Can you explain the joke to me please? I must be slow today. Roseanne said "We have one case on the island" and Norm replies with "Any talk of killing him?" I'm missing the boat on this one...can you help me out here please?

[@Vichedges]

@@Joseph-tu6dt She said there is one sick guy on the island and Norm instantly says "is there any talk of killing him?". The idea that everyone is so terrified and worked up and hysterical over Covid-19 that they would kill a person for being sick to stop it from spreading to them is hilarious. It's like something out of a zombie movie. Norm is a notorious germaphobe too, he's obviously scared of getting sick and the first thing that pops into his head when he hears of a sick person is to "kill him" to stop it from spreading to Norm. It's just funny and typical Norm humor.

[@Hyperslob]

“Isn’t it weird when things turn weird” 😂

[@sethiddings7293]

Sure is XD

[@g26s239]

Good on you for sticking by Roseanne. Seeing people whose careers she helped make screw her over was disgusting.

[@gusa8006]

The whole cast

[@lauragriffin6512]

I agree. I haven't watched that show since.

[@faithfullukodureg2140]

for someone out of the loop, what happened?

[@bobrhubarbtv591]

She made a tweet about some politician where she likened the politician’s plans to the planet of the ape movies. The politician was black, which made people call Roseanne a racist. She claims that she didn’t know the politician wasn’t white when she tweeted it, but her show was cancelled and many of her costars and friends outed her.

[@lauragriffin6512]

@@bobrhubarbtv591 Why comment if you don't have all the facts?

[@3.2Carrera]

We were all blessed that Norm worked through his illness and produced so much to make our lives better. He was such a unique talent and I'm crushed that he's gone. Norm is cheering me up tonight with some old clips of his though. RIP..You're with your pals Larry, Bob, Carl, Rodney, and the rest now.

[@AbstrACTioNation]

1:48 I love how he’s teasing her here by interrupting her over and over… you can tell by the way he smirks when she says, “Let me finish” the second time. 🤣

[@JeremyHolmes]

Just now realized that I miss Roseanne's laugh.

[@JeremyHolmes]

@burteriksson To each their own. I miss when people were cool and not everyone thought they were funny.

[@GoofRebelMusic]

@burteriksson Fat-shaming, hilarious. I guess if you think such low-hanging fruit is clever it is not surprising you didnt think Rosanne was funny in her day.. All Norm's favorite comedians are funny, because he knows funny.

[@rickcolumbo3148]

@@GoofRebelMusic You must be an owl because you're a hoot.

[@philmacracken8179]

@NaghaviSystem A very silly response to something someone just said :)

[@laurengriffin5713]

Yes, it is good to hear. she has pretty severe psychiatric problems. I am disappointed at what happened, but I dont think she can help herself. She has a brilliant comic mind, and she blazed a trail. I am sorry so much of her thoughts are consumed with this other stuff, but shes been like that for many years now, long before the reboot. The cast is doing a great job with the show, and I really enjoy it. Its not their fault either, and I dont believe they have any malice towards her.

[@GymAndSun]

Rose, over the telephone: I’m not on camera am I?

[@beegood6700]

:D

[@PJErvin]

Don't blame her; she's on the autism specter.

[@robin5380]

He lied to her . Right?

[@slicktop2jz855]

@@PJErvin Lol cant even spell your insult correctly. From an individual on the spectrum 😂

[@PJErvin]

@@slicktop2jz855 - I was repeating exactly what she said, if you didn’t notice.

[@alrightsquinky7798]

Norm after interrupting Roseanne thirty times in a row “I guess you could say that that’s an example of the- ya know- a pineapple ruining the whole bunch.” *stares straight into camera waiting for laugh track to finish*

[@Dulcimerist]

Roseanne may have given the entire recipe for bean soup, but there was an edit cut right there. Now I wonder what the recipe is.

[@christineperez7562]

More like trying to wind her up.

[@Dulcimerist]

@@christineperez7562 Yeah, I think Norm knew how to push her buttons to get her to react. lol

[@nealm6764]

@@Dulcimerist Yeah, I would love a good bean soup recipe!

[@SuperUltraMegaMike]

its punch, you idiot

[@ddubs123]

Usually Norm makes others uncomfortable. Roseanne is the only one who can make Norm uncomfortable.

[@redefinitive]

Well you never know when the racism's gonna come out.

[@lonelyone]

Lots of little cuts in this video.

[@nickking-edwards9301]

Nice roll reversal!

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

There is seriously nothing that can defeat an annoying woman. In theory they can simply be dealt with. But in practice they will always be louder, shut down anything you say, and their ignorance acts as the perfect misdirection. I like to think of myself as a progressive, and being a progressive comes with an expectation, an expectation that I am not scared to speak for what's right, even if it may go against the social grain. And because of that, I am saying we should not kill every woman. I know everyone wants all women to die, be slaves, be imprisoned and tortured, but I believe no matter how obnoxious the individual woman is, they deserve to live just as freely as any man

[@MartinHiggins1972]

@@corncobjohnsonreal That's beautiful, man. But "just as freely"? There are limits. Speaking of which, I recommend this old BBC public service film called Women, Know Your Limits. If only more would take heed of such guidelines, we wouldn't need the more severe measures you outlined. kzbin.info/www/bejne/goSWaIaEjs-abtk

[@jasonpovey]

People were asking me when you’d get a woman on this show, and I told them you’d never get a woman on before Roseanne.

[@MrSteelermania]

I mean it is supposed to be a comedy show

[@theindiediary5950]

Needs more black guys to be....'diverse'....

[@hughjaskoch5456]

@@theindiediary5950 He needs OJ....

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

"I am so blessed to... be introspective so I can figure out how to fuck over everybody in the fucking world over there." -- Roseanne

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

Who fucking cares.... Oh that's right

[@theindiediary5950]

Hands down, this was the best one yet lol. Roseanne just talking crazy shit the whole time. Loved it.

[@Wiley_Coyote]

That's cause she's crazy. She even admitted it here. Thankfully Big Orange didn't come up.

[@enochianwolf]

@@Wiley_Coyote "Jewish Zionism and the Rothschilds dictate most global events, the money is fake, Israel is behind most terrorism" - Uh oh crazy talk! wee oo wee oo! wacko!

@ALPHA GRRRL LOLOLOL

[@sharonodonnell2147]

Let her talk ...

[@enochianwolf]

@@mervispervis9462 The oligarchs have no country, even Israel was created by the Rothschilds, international banking clans, they want USA and China to fight each other, they want common humans to always attack each other, while they fund both sides. it's an old story.

[@mikeclarke952]

I remember watching this a year ago thinking Norm didn't look so good and the news yesterday hit me hard, I actually teared up. RIP Norm, thank you for all the laughs. Love.

[@bobblybob4351]

Same, I was wondering if he was okay and just hoping he didn't get covid at that point

[@beckydavis1820]

I just wonder with all of his friends did they notice anything? I could see how haunt he looked. Maybe they were all locked inside due to Covid?

[@wp7187]

@@beckydavis1820 In Bob Saget’s tribute, he mentions how he and many of Norm’s other friends noticed the weight shifts and changes in facial appearance during the past few years, but dismissed it from the front of the mind as Norm simply being Norm and therefore being nothing to worry about.

[@swiizzchezzez1801]

Ultra Lo-Fi, Punk, The future. All gobbledegook to an old chunk of coal.

[@Sunset553]

Tell the folks what pajama pants are.

[@skyluke9476]

@@Sunset553 pajama pants? sounds like so communist propeganda to me

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

@@skyluke9476 Pojama people are boring us to pieces

[@MrFiddleedee]

@@Sunset553 Those pajama pants are where he gets all his ideas from.

[@UpTheAnte1987]

1:28 Rosanne: "You know I'm crazy, so I'm speaking as a crazy woman now..." Norm (without any recognition of it being a joke) : "Yeah"

[@UpTheAnte1987]

@@thebrazilianatlantis165 My take is she's referring to being cancelled and the press deeming her a crazy old woman

[@brandonreid8850]

There is no other comedian that makes me laugh like Norm does. His voice, timing, wit, delivery...going to miss him tremendously. Rest in peace.

[@concen8777]

There will forever be a deep void in comedy. RIP to the Greatest Of All Time.

[@craigrussell3062]

My one complaint: not enough empty cans on the side table

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

My one complaint: the set.

[@carolyncrider8217]

Looks like my side table.

[@tldogmeat]

LaCroix and pickles

[@shareonrivas1458]

MORE CANS PLEASE

[@teresaf991]

Who says they are empty. Maybe one is almost finished when he happens to be in the kitchen grabs a fresh cold one and just before it s finished again its warm and he finds himself thirsty in the kitchen headed back to the couch and as we older folks dont like to waste anything plan to get a glass of ice and damn before you know it your side table is full and in some video you are sharing. Maybe. Hawaii opposite of how some of our Southern states are handling the virus. I miss Hawaii more and more.

[@chuckmadden2251]

Norm is never funnier than when he is talking with someone he loves.

[@1nvisible1]

*Damn it Norm, what's Roseanne's recipe for Bean Soup?*

[@valerieann8007]

@Norm MacDonald's KZbin channel. Please turn on ads on your channel, at least on the beginning and end of your videos, that way people can be the beginning level of patron just by listening to the ads all the way through. You're getting at least 250,000 views per video. That translates to a decent paycheck, and for comedy channels they mostly put very short ads, like 2, 15 second ads before the video begins. That's such a short little time. That will make your fans feel glad, that you have extra income coming in, because you're one of the funniest comedians ever and deserve to have extra income. We appreciate your wonderful funny style, wish you well and care about you, even those who are not loaded. I used to watch this British guy's channel a lot: Andrew Ditton. His videos ALWAYS only have a couple 15 second videos either before the video starts or after it's over, so I know it's possible to set it like that. Some channels always have an ad every 4 minutes or so, plus at the beginning & end. So it can be set to be unobtrusive.

[@rickcolumbo3148]

Yeah, I'm sure he saves his best material for when he visits the cemetery.

[@stephenstrang590]

I agree, watch his master's on nml.

[@babaloo42]

I love how she always gets the joke.

[@paulnewstead9693]

Norm always had his friends backs. Much respect to him for that. I miss you Norm.

[@jbird4754]

The pineapple, the interruptions, his outfit and killing the 1 dude in Hawaii... brilliant insanity❣️. I love Norm.

[@michaelkaiser8694]

One of the best ones! Rosanne has such a great laugh, you guys are great together

[@8a12a05]

You should do another one with her, or a part two that’s longer. Don’t be afraid of making the videos long, we’ve got nothing else to do.

[@nadiamccall4311]

can you please request a better person though. We don't really need her. There are far better people. Here: have Norm interview Jaden Smith (and be totally honest with him/her), Conan, Doctor Spaceman, and....hold on

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

Seven hours of Norm here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJCWXo2GgJZmmaM

[@nagantm441]

@@nadiamccall4311 🙄

[@josephcoon5809]

@@nadiamccall4311 “a better person.” You want somebody than one of Norm’s closest friends? I mean, are you thinking that Roseanne is “racist” because Twitternazis said she was? Maybe Norm has a better assessment of his friends that retards on the internet…

[@nadiamccall4311]

Wait was she the one who thought someone was white and called them a monkey but the person was actually black? Well tbh I also thought they were white when they showed her picture, so yeah if it was just for that then that sucks. Still don't find her that funny/'interesting

[@osamasllamas6389]

We never new what we were losing until it was lost, Norm i expected to see you into my old age this loss is at a time when we need people like you most of all, rest in peace, and comedians look to this man and protect comedy.

[@Spicy-zx8qi]

Well said, he will be missed. Comedy won't be the same and I do hope other comedians will pick up the slack and protect comedy in these strange times where people take comedy as a personal assault. RIP Norm you were a living legend❤️💜💙

[@clothsafe9778]

Good ridence. We don't need anymore people normalizing bigots. One down, hundreds of millions to go.

[@wuffalo]

@@clothsafe9778 get off the computer and go back to your spot under the Queensboro Bridge

[@clothsafe9778]

@@wuffalo I live on west 118th dummy. You have me confused with your biological dad.

[@clothsafe9778]

@@trenchantarchbishop5759 A OJ Simpson joke. That's all you could come up with. First tiki torches now this. You racist are getting lazy.

[@trevorschuster2277]

"Impossible bat" Norm is on entirely different level than all of this.

[@juanhamilton_]

Black Horse the environmentally friendly, ethically conscious alternative to bat

[@porkfrog2785]

@@juanhamilton_ no bats were harmed in the making of this sandwich...Norm is comedy's Obi-wan

[@serfandterf]

Such a genius line

[@porkfrog2785]

@@loveblanket6512 who do you think is a funny comedian? bhak-bahk-bahk in advance

[@abhijeetholambe9861]

Norm is so adorable. I'm happy that he's doing this

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

And he eats bats

[@Gu1d-0]

he has an adorable uncle/grandpa vibe now

[@rogermaris5]

One of the best but definitely the most honest interviews in the last decade, wouldn't you say? Unless we're talking about Nixon and those hearing devices....AND WIGS!

[@forgetfulstranger]

And wigs 😭😭😭

[@Ric-Roze]

You made this world a lot less stressful with your wonderful humor. We will miss you Norm.

[@LighthouseHorror]

Lol when Norm says the pineapple line then looks at the camera. Best comedian ever!

[@jasonkh3943]

Two of my faves, with much needed humour in these dark times, I would watch a whole series with these two. I love how Norm seems to respect Roseanne as a voice of reason in all this craziness.

[@josephkelley8641]

"Or the best act that a rapist put together" great line by Roseanne at about 9:40. .

[@NostalgiaMan]

I didn't know you had a channel but followed the second I saw you. You are a legend and snl didn't deserve your talent

[@SanxBile]

Too bad he forgot his password.

[@theseanlegacy1795]

I also see your comments and they are always making a postive statement about someone or something while putting down something else. Why can't you just just compliment something without putting down anyone? Even Norm would tell you that he loves SNL and that some of the most talented people ever owe their careers to it such as Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Eddie Murphey, Chris Farley (whom Norm has called the funniest person he's ever known), etc and etc.

[@SanxBile]

@@theseanlegacy1795 I'm guessing he was referring to the executives or whoever it was that got him off the show, not the comedians.

[@oscarcornah-burrows3347]

And now he’s sadly gone man

[@SanxBile]

@@oscarcornah-burrows3347 I can't believe it.. I love you Norm. Godspeed!

[@TheProfessorOfLogic]

Two old folks shouting at modern technology.

[@sethiddings7293]

One of the simple pleasures of being an old fogie

[@nickking-edwards9301]

😂😂

[@JonnyUnderrated]

they would talk at the same audio levels live together because theyre both old and are hard of hearing! *Drmub + cymbal*

[@jag5014]

No offense to Norm, but he's aging at the rate of Artie Lange. The two of them look older than Saget at this point.

[@TheProfessorOfLogic]

@Stranded NYer How expensive was your comedy bypass surgery? Also, "Modern" encompasses more than the last couple of years. Also also, you do not own a doghouse.

[@haarrison]

Roseanne is the perfect person to completely fall for and therefore set Norm up for a punchline. I loved that he got a chance to use the "Maybe the worst gimmick a comedian's ever had." line again.

[@jairkerker2821]

One day he will have a line for every possible occasion. Or maybe he has reached that goal already.

[@HaIsKuL]

Norm: "Not with a bang but a whimper, not with a bang but a whimper, not with a bang but a whimper, this is how the world will end." Larry King: "Good God, Norm."

[@AnonyMouseXIII]

Thank you for the many years of laughter, Norm. You were always a legend to me. Good luck on whatever comes next. We'll all miss you dearly.

[@rontw2711]

Norm is my hero... I could seriously sit here and listen to him talk to someone all day long... I had a huge crush on him during his SNL days... he was so handsome, charming, and funny.

[@libertygiveme1987]

Norm's face was rather "STOIC" when he asked Roseanne - "Any talk of killing him...."?! HaHa!!!!

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

"Any talk of killing him....?!" "What's 'STOIC'?" "What does it mean?" "Lol?" These are all reasonable questions.

[@silasbeacom2930]

Lol just hilarious

[@jocelynjohnston8257]

@burteriksson It means displaying no feelings or emotion.

[@libertygiveme1987]

@burteriksson Look it up!

[@libertygiveme1987]

@@thebrazilianatlantis165 Ever heard of a DICTIONARY?! It means WITHOUT EXPRESSION!!!! GEEZ!!!!

[@PJErvin]

Who is the lone case on the island? You guessed it.... Frank Stallone

[@therealeggplant]

...or so the Germans would have us believe

[@jkt4748]

Thought it was Albert Fish.

[@Supreme_Lobster]

@@jeffjones5591 371 now. They done fucked up

[@Hvnzangl819]

😅😂😅

[@jkt4748]

Supreme Lobster Way to bring the shit down man. No need to be a real jerk.

[@Jacrispy223]

Having an uncle who i saw slowly die of lung cancer and looking back at this made me think norm was ill, i just didnt want to belive it. Now watching this back and for sure knowing he is suffering the horrors of cancer is one of the saddest experiences of my life.

[@johnwalsh6998]

I’m glad he kept it light at the very end.

[@Chrispypullen]

Hey Norm, thanks for these. They're special. Stay safe and don't die.

[@elarniee1300]

He will be locked. Up as well. Ellen DeGeneres posting old pictures on her Twitter...shes gone

[@Chrispypullen]

@@elarniee1300 wat

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

We love you Norm.

[@elarniee1300]

@@Chrispypullen you are in for a rude AWAKENING

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

@WillieIIIreborn "You know what the kids are calling dying these days?" Tweeting?

[@christina3325]

I worked with Norm back in 2001 on his show. I only worked one day with him and thought he was so flippin awesome!! He felt bad how I was treated and came up to me and made me feel so at ease. Sad loss. He was the very few in Hollywood I loved.

[@moodswingy1973]

Tell more please!! Not the first time I heard a story like this. He was a gentleman and not a typical spoiled celebrity at all.

[@HighVoltage75]

One of the sharpest minds ever in comedy. Thanks for all the laughs, buddy. RIP

[@shecklesmack9563]

Anilingus is a young man’s game.

[@jasonhall1316]

Surely...you don’t mean...like...anal...lingus...do ya?

[@PJErvin]

ONLY FOR PROSTITUTES!

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

"Analingus with whom?" -- Chevy Chase

[@oldnick4707]

I'd eat a bat's ass just for the chance to follow up with Roseanne's sweet delicious rosebud.

[@Euphoriasmotion2011]

Air lingus is Irelands airline and dinner for one male in the mile high club.

[@TheWisestWizards]

Roseanne was one of the best guests on the old Norm Podcast!

[@influentia1patterns]

Okay okay okay... enough of me messing around with attempts at jokes... I just want to say thanks for doing this Norm and Roseanne you are a wonderful guest!

[@TheAlibabatree]

Roseanne: So what else is going on? Norm: [looks like he doesnt want to answer] Just quaking with fear most of the time.

[@The__Outlaw]

NORM , THIS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE !! ROSEANNE and YOU KILLED IT !! ( Oooo , bad time to use an Idiom )

[@slamponyp]

"any talk of killing him?" LMAO!

[@user-hm5zb1qn6g]

That was the best line.

[@withgoddess7164]

Finally something to laugh at my God

[@mombear5116]

I watched all of his Quarantined videos back when he made them. Now that I see the short list of calls - I believe they were gifts to these people he loved so much. Roseanne, Saget, Chevy, Adam Eget, and Josh Gardner. . . That message on your voice-mail that you'll never erase, or, in this case, that video telephone call that'll you'll always have.❤ I do believe Norm was that thoughtful and intentional. Rest in Peace, kind, authentic, Norm Macdonald.

[@ishmyl99]

Same thoughts here.

[@Chertoff88]

Gone but never forgotten. Legend

[@bengunnels1749]

Norm you’re starting to look like Kitchner Leslie!

[@VilliamGaming]

At least he doesn’t look like Kitchener Leslie’s girlfriend!

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

@@VilliamGaming "At least he doesn’t look like Kitchener Leslie’s girlfriend!" His doctor set him straight on that. No gravy now, just Gatorade, Xanax, bats, and Xanax.

[@trg6705]

With the shit norm is wareing I think he is trying to attract Leslie's girlfriend

[@CC-ff7ft]

😂😂👍

[@matiastoro1667]

He's an ol' chunk o' coal these days.

[@inhalemusic8926]

Those are the most Canadian pants of all time.

[@enesdapo4278]

Scottish

[@rudimentaryganglia]

Pjs

[@kaithongsavanh3649]

I’m a yank and I actually own a pair just like that.

[@d-rockanomaly9243]

Scottish Yankee PJs!!!! Jk, they're Canadian as hell lol

[@gernwind9262]

Thanks for answering my question. I was a tad confused - couldn't take my eyes of that monstrosity.

[@Sevencoins7]

He is just 60 yers old, why do I feel as he is 80 years old here

[@yamumisgae]

Hes been 60 when he was 25

[@richardlopez4318]

It's the white pubes in his face.

[@dianathompson7597]

I think it is hitting him hard,, just knowing this B's, for vax

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

Some Norm standup with good audio kzbin.info/www/bejne/pIiveI2Fj79qbqM kzbin.info/www/bejne/qondcndpaN2Zo7M kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZW4hKOZr657ra8 kzbin.info/www/bejne/h2a1Z6Zsd899q7s kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIm9opmYbc6HprM

[@edwordwretch3419]

O I thought he was dead....

[@derkwest]

Im gonna miss you so much norm, there was noone quite like you. You sir were truly the best. Rest in paradise 🙏 "Im pretty sure im not a doctor, but im pretty sure that when you die the cancer dies at the same time. Thats not a loss, thats a draw" -The great Norm Mcdonald

[@johnwarring2337]

These could be 4 hours long and I would have 4 hours of something to do every few days

[@iwanttosurvive3992]

Check Owen Benjamin on podcast. You'll never be bored.

[@jdunnatl]

By "something to do", you mean masturbate??? Makes sense to me. 😞

[@faraha2826]

These two are hilarious together! I don’t know which one is crazier.

[@melzyofwonderland7363]

Literally started crying laughing so hard at “Any talk of killing him”? Dangerously funny ❤️💕💝❤️💕💝❤️💕💝❤️💕💝!!!!

[@artiet5982]

Melzy Of Wonderland especially how quickly it just came out. Norm crushing it. The wit.

[@Splimbo]

I never grew up with Norm and only for the past 2 years have i binged his content. This is the only time I've felt genuinely sad for a celebrity death.

[@montestu5502]

“Any talk of killing him?” Mind reader.

[@777jones]

Something like the opening scene of that volcano movie with people swimming in that hot spring.

[@MrSh4des]

Sue Hollywood? Now that’s a product I can really stand behind.

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

I thought sue hollywood was a 90's pornstar.

[@HaIsKuL]

I barely even know her!

[@robertbaldie7]

I prefer podiums...

[@vic7939]

Another one cross my mind: Bat in a can.

[@redacted2275]

Sounds like Germany vs. THE WORLD

[@icmull]

Roseanne seem like an awesome friend. Id love to just give her a call.

[@daniell2954]

Thank you for everything Norm. For helping me in dark times and for not letting anyone change who you are. Have fun in heaven.

[@unncommonsense]

This is the best one yet, and possibly the best of the series.

[@ChristinaAI]

I was literally just looking for something to watch. This is like a treat from heaven

[@justpettet3506]

no way literally? you weren't figuratively looking for something to watch?

[@jsmpsnn]

watch until the very end. very uplifting!

[@rudimentaryganglia]

Boxxy? Is that you?

[@fuferito]

Now, get this: Christina In-man is a woman.

[@ChristinaAI]

fuferito furthermore Christina In-man is a man stuck in a WOmans body

[@josephlittlefield2313]

This is the weirdest hearing aid commercial I’ve ever seen. Good to see Norm working though.

[@mervunit]

You must not have seen the ads for the bionic ear

[@Bigbuggin]

HAH?

[@jairkerker2821]

I hear they are earreplaceable.

[@felixlvkjdsts]

Im so sad Norm is gone. I am totally mourning him today as this is my first day off since he passed away. Love you Norm.

[@thefather8362]

This sounds like every drunk conversation that takes place at a bar at 1am.

[@artiet5982]

The Father not every one, but a lot I’ll give you that

[@slugstucker]

The way Norm talks, he always sounds drunk.

[@DanielHarvey1980]

i'd watch norm and rosanne scream at each other a couple times a week. they should podcast together.

[@awell-brought-upowl3596]

I love how Norm just wants to make jokes.

[@youngpower24]

Rest In Peace big fella. You’ll always be our number one chunk of coal. Now instead of performing you can just sit back and watch Kennison perform.

[@b1i9]

Critics are calling it everything from "punk" to "post-punk"

[@verbaledge]

i only listen to norm on vinyl

[@SGFTI]

Vinyl? You kids and your newfangled technology. What's wrong with phonographs?

[@ja3482]

@@SGFTI isn't "phonographs" just pictures of naked ladies having dirty dirty sex?

[@jairkerker2821]

@@ja3482 Have you seen the ones with all male casts? They're horrible!

[@ienjoysandwiches]

"My only recommendation for diet. And I tell everybody about this. The impossible bat." *me dying on the floor alone in my place*

[@RogerAM78]

Watching this now makes me sad because I remember watching this when Norm first released it and I remember thinking he’s aged a lot, not knowing he was basically dying of cancer at the time. I hope people learn from Norm and not to sell out just because you going lose your job or money. Norm was one the best humans we had on this big blue marble, we need more like him. R. I. P. NORM MACDONALD 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😢😢😢

[@chrisgoomba9735]

To think this was like his last "public" appearance...after learning of his cancer battle he does look a tad bit sickly here. But his energy did a good job trying to hide it. I can't even begin to imagine the suffering he endured the last few weeks of his life. May he RIP.

[@smotpoker15]

He fought cancer for nearly a decade