Quarantined with Norm Macdonald (ft. Chevy Chase)

Episode 2. Norm and Chevy Chase

[@thescoobymike]

Norm's been waiting his whole life to be an old man

[@thephenom_7231]

Just for the jokes that are to come 😂

[@kamil7307]

He's like Benjamin Button but not a jerk.

[@Gomjabbar28]

so damn true

[@giovanna8187]

@@Gomjabbar28 I always saw the old man in him. And the kid. I'm sure most people did.

[@clinicaltranscription1190]

And Bruce Jenner waited his whole life to be an old hag

[@ponyrodgers]

After a couple of days of soul searching and grief processing I've decided to do the mature thing and pretend Norm's not dead

[@smudgeeee6259]

LOVE IT! I'm in.

[@brookswoodward7278]

Lol.

[@llawma2588]

😅 I just laughed and cried at the same time

[@lilledrum]

I’m with you all the way on that one. I just realised I’m doing the same thing by binge watching his life on reels.

[@numinous2506]

I literally just had that thought as I watched this video of him. Miss him terribly already.

[@jakevendrotti1496]

I can't believe he was comforting us in 2020 while dying of leukemia. The man is a hero, no less. Thanks for leaving the light on for us, Norm.

[@naftalibendavid]

Truly gracious. So thoughtful.

[@GiftWrapped]

Is that what he had? Leukemia?

[@PTS156]

@@GiftWrapped I thought it was brain cancer but still he was so brave and didn’t want to trouble his fans. God bless him.

[@patstaysuckafreeboss8006]

@@PTS156 You thought wrong then

[@PTS156]

@@patstaysuckafreeboss8006 apparently you did also because the announcement just says “9 year private battle with cancer” (unspecified) and I’ve seen articles saying he had brain cancer and others that say leukemia. Either way, Norm didn’t want us to know and that was his choice.

[@brendan4064]

He was still going strong he just looks so tired and he’s wearing a hat, what a king. Last records of the great duo. Norm will be missed.

[@brendaharrington2201]

If Norn Macdonald is a Democrat he's dumber than I thought he would be.

[@pinochuck827]

he will be eternal. no death ever made such waves. absolute internet earthquake

[@MisterDevos]

I didn't ask you if he was wearing a hat

[@aniquinstark4347]

@@brendaharrington2201 Dunning-Kruger effect at full force lmao

[@theindiediary5950]

This was one of the best ideas Norm's ever had. Really looking forward to 'Quarantined ft. OJ Simpson'.

[@ChuckNorrisUltra]

That is perfect.

[@Herv3]

How long would O.J. stay on the line after Norm says, "how does it feel to stab someone 20 times in a night? Does you arm get tired?"

[@hayk3000]

"Hey! O.J.! What about that dirty whore you stabbed 20 times?! Can I call you O.J.?"

[@paulfinn3067]

Every fiber in Norm's body would love to live in a world where OJ would answer the phone for 40 seconds. 1 zing and done.

[@josephkelley8641]

Make compelling iPhone.

[@NorthernChimera]

"I don't kiss people." That's right, Norm just lays down on top of people.

[@dungeon-wn4gw]

He does that thing that makes him feel like god, while their screams bounce off the walls and echo out never to reach the ear of civilized man

[@BIGMONEYPLAYER1]

On top of a lady

[@sweetlogo]

So I asked the lady if I could lay down on top of her and then I ate a cheese sandwich -Norm.

[@ryanhie2829]

I hear Norm is a real "starfish".

[@ModeratelyAmused]

he also isn't into the whipping of the balls and such

[@paprika3881]

Can't wait for the next installment of "Norm bothering people"

[@RALAN-cm4vi]

lmfao

[@EUGENELEONARD]

Ha

[@DmantopG]

Rip norm

[@doddsino]

Me neither... Hurry up and put another one out, Normie...

[@GiftWrapped]

I think those bothered people feel honored now don't you think so?

[@mthoodstyle]

Chevy is pretty darn quick. The telephone is difficult to riff from. They have a similar ol geezer vibe. I'm diggin it.

[@nateman79]

Never stopped being funny. This hurts. one of those rare celebrity deaths that feels like a punch in the gut. One of the last true LEGENDS of comedy

[@doolagaperson962]

I thought the same but I've started finding some people who I can see being legends one day. Nobody will ever replicate norm ofcourse but it's a good consolation prize.

[@GHOSTbirdnatureLOVER]

who?

[@ErkaaJ]

I love the long tirade about his dad in the great depression and Chevy just responded with "Hello?"

[@taponespantapajaritos3937]

Do this every day Norm. Call your interesting mates up. We need some humor in our lives. Many thanks from Spain

[@BKS0]

They call them mates, but they’re actually friends

[@MrDcarmichael]

@@BKS0 To what end is he doing this podcast? MONEY...

[@d4n4nable]

@@MrDcarmichael Why don't we just go over and kill the old bag?!

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

@@MrDcarmichael "MONEY..." You're not even close. He's enlisting his real friends such as Adam and Chevy to get himself, them, and us through a difficult time. Norm's a man.

[@tuttosalve8352]

Yes please please Norm this is so good

[@ShivaRainchild]

Norm looks like he's gonna be a diamond some day.

[@saywhat4314]

Shiva Rainchild what does that even mean

[@ernestogamez9220]

You can be the cleanest person and a holy person but if life wants to kill you then it will kill you. You can be the most dirty evil person but if life wants to keep you alive it will do just that. if you live a holy life God might show you mercy and let you survive but he can also decide to end your life. You can be a horrible pig president and god lets you live longer. Stay holy but there is no point in having fear. Stay thankful. holy people are always rewarded when they are alive or dead but the evil are always full of fear and worse consequences when they are alive or dead. If we can accept this truth we don't fear death or life. if we don't accept this truth we will be dead from fear and maybe from a virus too 😁

[@je9950]

Old chunk of coal

[@jackbennett2269]

@@saywhat4314 ole chunk of coal

[@eerievibes6854]

His eyes are almost entirely black!

[@11JohnBooker22]

"What?", "Hello", "You there?", "COUGH,COUGH", "What", "Hello" , "I'm here, you there?", "Hello". Every old man phone conversation, I hope I live long enough to have this happen to me.

[@1schwererziehbar1]

Norm is 68 years young.

[@AweSomo84]

John Booker's Full spectrum me 2 brother me 2

[@danb9447]

Luckily we'll all be texting when we get ancient. Texting with our minds

[@samiral-kaissi9663]

How old is chevy? I'm too lazy to Google it.

[@againstthis]

@@samiral-kaissi9663 he was doing holiday vacations in his prime in the 30s so probably 60ish

[@rugerhebert6350]

The best part about Norm MacDonald is he's EXACTLY the same in normal life as he is on TV. I've dealt poker to him several times and he treats everyone equally. If he thinks something is funny he'll just launch into a bit off the top of his head.

[@roddydykes7053]

Ruger Hebert that’s awesome, I can only dream of being as “on” as he is. Lying down “on” top of ladies that is

[@rugular]

@@roddydykes7053 last time I dealt to Norm at the Aria the subject of the WSOP and how Doyle Brunson was a legend came up. Norm did like a 3 minute rant (to nobody) on the time Doyle ran over his foot and how the elderly should be subjected to scooter testing at the wsop

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

@@rugular "to nobody" For you. He's an egalitarian.

[@js2010ish]

Awesome to hear ♦️

[@mikeroki3806]

Anallingus "It's a young man's game"

[@richardmiller2049]

Smfh and chuckle

[@wtf4446]

Funniest part :D

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

Funniest line I've heard all week.

[@djinnsbetpools]

Hahahaha. This. And "I don't kiss people".

[@sifugurusensei]

@@djinnsbetpools I kiss people after annalingus. Now I got the Tom Hanks disease. I knew I was taking a risk playing the young man's game.

[@seriosertyp8145]

I thought Norm's Quarantine Podcast was one time only just to share his impossible bat joke with the world. So glad he continues.

[@bronsky1410]

Shhh....I used that the next day at work and so far everybody thinks I made it up.

[@infesta7]

j hart haha I did the same. We just gotta make sure we're not work colleagues buddy.

[@bronsky1410]

@@infesta7 no worries bro! As of yesterday I'm on semi retirement. (Influtirement) I have plenty of time to write my own stuff (steal) now!

[@werdna3891]

Impossible Bat!!!

[@PurpleLolipopProduct]

I still don't get that joke, can you fill me in

[@TonyAguirreJazz]

Only Norm would say "Tom Hanks Disease" So funny

[@realestaterelief]

Tony Aguirre tainted adrenachrome

[@emarskineel]

@@realestaterelief I learned a new word today

[@t00by00zer]

@@realestaterelief adrenachrome withdrawal

[@TysonHook-22-]

Tom Hanks disease is a real jerk!It's literary all I been calling it since Norm put it out there to the world

[@callumbrady88]

Prince Charles Disease

[@tetsuoswrath]

"It's a young man's game." Norm MacDonald on Analingus. :{

[@influentia1patterns]

Although to be fair.... When under global quarantined, it CAN be difficult to find something good to eat.

[@tetsuoswrath]

@@influentia1patterns don't you hate it when you and the wife can't decide on what to eat? :{J

[@qwertyasdfg9663]

To be fair it is also a young mans game

[@PJErvin]

Only with prostitute's, not in general.

[@lorenagarcia8322]

Got to invent a tongue viagra after they develop a cure for this Kung flu

[@doom7872]

It's makes me quite emotional, both happy and sad to think that when Norm was in quarantine during the final part of his life he spent an afternoon calling his friends just to have a nice chat with them out of the blue, they probably thought he was on something when in reality this was more akin to a farewell.

[@MatthewSaliba]

Apparently performing analingus on a prostitute could be bad for my health. Yet another one of life’s simple pleasures ruined by meddling bureaucracy.

[@theresaschaaf1092]

P

[@theresaschaaf1092]

H1

[@dougmcguire3159]

Thanks Obama😔

[@mikegerrard7741]

It's also bad for your breath

[@robmann400]

“Analingus with whom?” The ‘whom’ split my side wide open!

[@kamil7307]

Oh it have split many other things. Buttcheeks for example.

[@Brainbuster]

2:05

[@jackwarren1687]

Rob Mann only the classiest analingus-prostitute jokes here

[@Avengerie]

Nah, it's a young man's game.

[@missdirection4616]

Chris Kattan rules

[@michaelpemulis6638]

Norms charisma comes from his authenticity which is why he is at his best is when the production is minimal.

[@r.edward5701]

Don't be a Debby downer...

[@someguy7137]

I wonder where he gets his ideas from

[@tormentedsoul7852]

@@someguy7137 Life

[@Lopfff]

I honestly feel Norms best work is when he’s been interviewed

[@chiliandcornbread09]

Actually his charisma comes from the inhuman quantity of Xanax that he eats daily

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

"Did you give up fox hunting on your manor?" is my new favourite sentence.

[@outlawdawnllc]

“I said MY DAD-“ “No, I don’t want to hear it again.”

[@mattsullivan9036]

When Chevy Chase said “It’s not hard. I just don’t” marked his spot as Socrates of this lifetime

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

Legendary

[@mburumorris3166]

What's this in reference to?

[@heybulldog1589]

mburu morris Norm asks Chevy if he still watches SNL, his reply being no. He then says something along the lines of “too hard to keep up with all the new things, huh?” which Chevy replies to with that. :)

[@dbboykid10]

@@heybulldog1589 I think he meant the Socrates reference

[@Bat_Rag]

Norm's beard makes him look like a modern day Kitchener Leslie!

[@notbot8830]

Or so the Powhatans would have you believe

[@coachsadeeq5649]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[@bpal7006]

Barber Ralph Abernathy keeps it nice for him.

[@broodypie2216]

He looks like a retired trucker who treats everyone like they're his grandkids.

[@brothercartman]

Oh boy you're absolutely right

[@nat_nothingisreal]

"Tom Hanks Disease" I'll call it that from now on!

[@lifetodamax]

Good idea

[@nelstar4676]

Adrenochrome withdrawal lol

[@glennd.3929]

the best one i've heard was 'kung flu'

[@ChuckNorrisUltra]

@@glennd.3929 I seen someone comment Kung Flu on here and thought it was original. My brother informed me it's from a music video on the Steven Crowder show. A pre-warning, it's not worth watching.

[@stinkwink695]

@@shellbell7316 People have called every asian sickness kung flu since the beginning of time.

[@MrTayloreh]

Why does it take till quarantine for Norm to do his dang duty and make daily content for anonymous schmoes on the internet for no money?

[@GrinningAries]

He provides an important duty to society. Much like Adam Egret provides his own important duty to society under the Queensboro Bridge

[@scottdavis1549]

I bought one of his shirts the other day. Folks is gonna think I’m a Professor of Logic down at the Ol’ University of Science.

[@TheDuke4100]

Well, when you are facing your own mortality....

[@michaelseandemalignonii]

Lots of standups have talked about how they are using podcasts and youtube and stuff to make up for the fact that they cant go on stage.

[@jpm199]

@@scottdavis1549 Need one of those shirts (that are not made or sold by norm but by a youtube channel called "I'm Not Norm")? Just get a dog house dummy

[@caseyisajim]

These two together remind me of the two old guys on the Muppets.

[@lifetodamax]

Yes

[@robertbaldie7]

Norm reminds me of a guy who's good at fuckin'...

[@ChuckNorrisUltra]

Hahahaha

[@ens0246]

@@robertbaldie7 fuckin and suckin

[@djinnsbetpools]

Hahahahaha. I see it.

[@AndyFelbab]

I never thought I'd enjoy watching one side of a two sided yelling match of 2 old men on a phone. Love you Norm. Thank you for everything

[@etiennedegaulle3817]

I could listen for days to Norm screaming into his phone.

[@bpal7006]

This is the best new show! Low production Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. Comedians At Home Durring Quarentine!

[@scotthazelton4511]

Put nicely.

[@mikeway2223]

Steven Leslie imagine talking to him on the phone....

[@grrrio]

Being quarantined might be the best gimmick a comedian ever had

[@Ghekkoo]

,, the worst would have to be some kind of RAPIST

[@eskee1]

@@Ghekkoo ahhh the old rape gimmick! That the one that goes stop! no! dont!... or NO! DONT STOP!!!

[@mattjohnston5807]

I love the fact Chevy said "I already forgot about him" when asked about Bill Maher😂

[@lifetodamax]

Haha I think Norm expected Chevy to have a harder time deciding who was harder on the eyes, but his reasoning was solid.

[@CoolhandLukeSkywalkr]

That was probably the most genius part of the video. Two great comedians.

[@jessee7334]

I find Chevy to be insufferable. At least Bill is intelligent

[@CoolhandLukeSkywalkr]

@@jessee7334 You think Bill Maher is smarter than Chevy Chase? Lmao. Chevy Chase is smarter and way more funny. Bill Maher ruined his career by becoming so political, most of his opinions are very stupid.

[@ad8554]

@@CoolhandLukeSkywalkr most of his opinions probably aren't even his own. I'm sure he's told what to say

[@Clive_Warren]

You can tell he wasn’t in best health here, RIP Norm, you ruled!

[@HylanderSB]

Yeah...Somehow I missed this in all the hullabaloo a year ago but if I'd seen this before yesterday, I'd have been a little less surprised.

[@nunyabusiness896]

The humor is so dry in this conversation a cactus sprouted from the iPhone.

[@LSPD1909]

"I remember in Toronto, Canada one time a girl wanted to take a picture and you said Okay, but no Analingus"

[@MarkP]

Hopefully on the actual live podcast he'll ask the real questions. Like, where does Chevy get his ideas from?

[@Wiley_Coyote]

Don't be silly. Chevy doesn't have ideas!

[@lordchancellorhatton1910]

Mark P. Probably from his brain, like everyone else.

[@v-town1980]

Wiley, you don't know what you're talking about.

[@Geoffronn]

Ralph's. Beside the toilet paper aisle.

[@MarkP]

@@Geoffronn Is that the Ralph's in Beverly Hills?

[@spokester9000]

It took the freaking apocalypse for this chunk of coal to give us more laughs. Love ya Norm!

[@tetsuoswrath]

Norm was never not funny. :{J

[@cjjohnson1821]

@@tetsuoswrath You're not wrong about that.

[@buenafe]

I'm still laughing about "impossible bat" from his prior quarantined video with Adam Eget.

[@RyanKassel]

Yeah, Whole Foods is still sold out, dammit

[@andrewhensel1657]

Ryan Kassel hi is

[@StamperOSRS]

Rest in peace Norm Just found out you went to Gloucester highschool just like I did and grew up in my neighborhood. It’s comforting to know that I’m following in the footsteps of my hero. Thanks for everything pal, we’ll miss you more than you could ever know

[@cartoonistaaronhazouri]

"It's hard to keep up with all the new stuff." "It's not HARD. I just don't."

[@Lewis_T]

Aaron Hazouri Chevy must be on Norm's dose of the blue pill for him to make that comment.....

[@lamboman7]

I wonder if that telephone takes pictures? “Back in my day if you wanted to take a picture you’d use a camera. In fact, if you used a telephone, people would look at you odd.”

[@kaithongsavanh3649]

Someone’s gotta get back there and feed den hogs.

[@shadowplayish]

Back then they all only had 1 picture

[@bpal7006]

Magic telephone.

[@roseblake5803]

Norm thank you so much for taking the time to bring us joy and laughter You are truly humble and very kind.

[@ryanjones7681]

RIP Norm. You were one of the best.

[@markwegner6821]

I think that Chevy is a very decerning and highly talented guy. It doesn't surprise me that Norm is a good friend of his. Norm has no agenda, and it's why he was such a great friend of David Letterman as well. Quality recognises quality and genuineness. God blessed Norm and he blessed us with his life.

[@ChrisPTender]

Good to see you’re staying indoors to avoid Tom Hanks disease Norm.

[@berman5963]

I close My eyes and pretend egret is there asking stupid questions ,the way God intended it to be

[@benjaminwilkin2960]

Laughing at jokes he doesn't get

[@drewmichael9173]

Berman where do you get your ideas feom

[@LSPD1909]

Like the bird?

[@berman5963]

@@drewmichael9173 at Ralph's

[@scorpio6587]

@@drewmichael9173 you beat me.

[@scotthayes6711]

Loving the new quarantined series. Will be so happy if this does inspire him to bring back the podcast when things get back to normal.

[@KerryMcSweeney]

I didnt wanna watch the Chevy Chase one before. Maybe because i just didn't want to remind myself of quarantine. Or that i live in NYC. Today I watched this. It's heartbreaking hearing Norm say we'll do this again. And after the lockdown.... He truly needed sun and companionship. Like many other cancer patients. Like other human beings. Watching this made me even more depressed.

[@ricardorodriguez6456]

Well like Norm said before..."Stay out of there"

[@visisydandthevoid]

💜

[@cubencis]

💔

[@superfluoussis6830]

Yeah he got gyped.

[@FookU2b]

Prob took the vaxes too.

[@Jpriest13]

"I don't think about that either." Yeah most of us don't think about SNL either.

[@dogdriver70]

"it's not hard, I just don't do it."

[@Galahad54]

Why would we? Wasn't it cancelled like 25 years ago?

[@markrush5013]

awww another triggered trumpanzee...

[@dogdriver70]

@@markrush5013 another butthurt liberal. Hope you're ready for another reaming in November

[@nickfratello4321]

I just wanna hear one “HAH?” From norm

[@dickheadrecs]

Hockey Frapps coronHAH?

[@NoOne-us9xv]

We're two episodes in. I can't believe we haven't yet.

[@CrabJock]

I wonder how many boxes of Count Chocula Norm has eaten since he's been in quarantine.

[@Wiley_Coyote]

I think he's switched to Frankenberry.

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

He sends Adam out to buy the Count Chocula; Adam gives all the cashiers free analingus as long as he's there and then tries to kiss Norm. Adam's kind of slow.

[@praywithpio6028]

All of them.

[@anthonym2701]

And buckets of KFCs gravy.

[@Wolfdragon92584]

Adam buys Count Cockula.

[@oklahomasooner7686]

Best thing about all of this is Norm uploading content!!

[@mdougf]

TRUEEEEEEE

[@influentia1patterns]

I thought the best thing about this was it may have already killed the next Hitler!

[@user-nh1og5hy1u]

@@influentia1patterns except hilary is still alive though

[@moderatingmoderation1699]

This was a really strange podcast. I had never seen the host hold the phone towards the camera. Brilliant! And so much cheaper than one of them fancy studios

[@rufiorufioo]

Well. What I have learned about someone like Norm is. When we find another person like this. We should appreciate them even more when they are alive. Life is short and comedy is one of the best things for me.

[@gmurph]

Norm - "peace out".. Chevy - "...yup uhh ok zippitty do dah bye bye then"🤣

[@serfandterf]

I thought saying peace out was a young man's game.

[@dsrsp]

Dave Chappelle reference. Nice.

[@radbug]

so white its endearing

[@qwertyasdfg9663]

"Amazing what technology has come to , doesnt even say the number , just says chevy chase"

[@TimThomason]

Back in my day, if you wanted to dial Chevy Chase, you'd dial [phone].

[@rossmacintosh5652]

@@TimThomason I just tried that number. Just some guy named Cornelius...

[@TommyTheCat799]

Ross Macintosh It could be his deceased father Cornelius Chase, ask for Chevy

[@johanvonbronx5127]

I wonder who was the fella who kept texting old Norm during his call with the great Chevy Chase. You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

[@randybeeman7823]

Give him his props , 1960's model . So yrs SNL , Caddy Shack. He had his "demons" as all of us whom grew up in that era. Re-direct not all , but my crew . Great writers , Chevy and Norm . Norm still will cut'em to the quick . R. B.

[@user-nh1og5hy1u]

@shaun king fcuk off

[@CrackinJacks138]

Why do people hate him?

[@user-nh1og5hy1u]

@shaun king at least im american. Your country sucks and america is number 1

[@user-nh1og5hy1u]

@shaun king ur an idiot that is speaking about what you dont know. Everyone i know has good health care. We even can afford to take care of our teeth unlike you. Dont believe everyrhing you hear only ghettos dont have health care. Our middle class is the largest in the world and upper class too. Our doctors are also better doctors than anywhere in the world. You suck you loser.

[@kobe2curry4rose1]

In the middle of Norm trying to give him a decent send off lol You hear Chevy cleaning the plate "...Thank you honey. What is that, an enchilada?" 😂😂

[@usmanmasood6726]

RIP Norm. I hope you know how much your comedy meant to us. You leave behind an enormous legacy.

[@willo1361]

griswalds family quarantine

[@LetsBuildThatApp]

It'll be confusing now when I tell people how much I love quarantined.

[@philliphayden2727]

Don't ask don't tell

[@jamesv.4662]

I just checked out your channel I been wanting to build an app for a while you just gained a subscriber

[@muiresuilgorm3452]

Tragic, how sad are you?

[@Firecelebi]

@@philliphayden2727 Alternative: rant about Norm Macdonald to everyone you know

[@pemo2676]

are you sure you're loving it a year later now?

[@Psychol-Snooper]

Bill Maher... not easy on the eyes! LMFAO

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@Steven Cord You know... I had to Google an image of Maher... He's very other-worldly. XD

[@nicolaspace1182]

I loved how he clowned Bill Maher. "He was like...I've already forgotten about him"

[@paulmumford7595]

"Let's do this again sometime. Tomorrow."

[@hobermallow5841]

Thanks Norm!!! Content from you is a blessing in these depressing times. You’re the best.

[@ZeeChristoph]

"Well during the day, we just watch... game shows." --"Oh i love game shows, are you serious?!" "No."

[@julianasert635]

Wow, so much fun with these comedy legends! Thanks for doing this personally, Norm!

[@roddydykes7053]

Now the sunken eyes and cheeks make sense…. Poor guy

[@TrekBeatTK]

Norm looks weird with a beard. I love that he’s the only man in Hollywood who seems to “get” how to work with Chevy.

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

Norm knows what love is.

[@stonecalm5532]

TrekBeatTK Well they’re both very dry comics a lot of the time. Anti-jokes reign supreme with comics like that.

[@dogdriver70]

cocaine and flattery?

[@zztopz7090]

Norm always works with seemingly unlikeable characters, and then shows the popular ones in another light.

[@richardfritsch9806]

How do you work with Chevy Chase?..................from a distance.

[@goatgod2009]

When the government asked me to practice social distancing and self-isolation, my first thought was "I've been practicing 30 years for this moment..." I was born for this.

[@bpal7006]

Me too, brother, me too. I feel this comment. When this is over we will have to plan to not hang out together. 🤣

[@rscii497]

LOL!

[@zztopz7090]

@J P Can't we all just get along, from a distance?

[@generalgk]

The most original joke that nobody has told a billion times already

[@goatgod2009]

@@generalgk I curse you, may the coughs of a thousand China-men cloud the air around you.

[@scottinbristol]

Tell the folks at home what a "Chevy Chase" is...

[@Lewis_T]

SavedByTheBellend I think it's a city somewhere...

[@Wiley_Coyote]

It's kind of like a "wedgie". Except more painful.

[@Coltivated]

This is the oldest thing I've seen in a while.

[@Cloobornius]

I agree

[@Kr4j]

You too will grow old

[@Imnottapinata]

* if they are lucky/smart

[@n0isyturtle]

Prostitutes are a young man's game.

[@tertlwax1799]

Feels like I was watching The Irishman

[@FoundaPeanut]

I’ve been crying for 10 hours today not straight just on and off, and I don’t even know why, maybe it’s because all of our comedic geniuses are going away, being replaced by unoriginal, cookie cutter, Disney sanctioned, corporate shills. Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Robin Williams, Norm McDonald, the list goes on…. Will all be missed.

[@chexcollects]

It really sucks 😢

[@denverdubois5835]

I miss them all so much. Norm most of all.

[@HollerAtcherBoi]

Watch Kill Tony! New episodes every Monday night

[@Pheno01]

@@HollerAtcherBoi But it'll only make it worse :'(

[@fathermush7404]

Bob Saget now:(

[@worldeconomicforum7210]

I guess norm got that acid trip the Big Acid companies promised him, long ago.

[@poleag]

They never acknowledge that it's the dose needed for the *second* show. Even when you emphasize it.

[@jonathangarmuth8975]

It's like the first shows dose, except much much stronger

[@BridgesOnBikes]

It’s like watching Henry Fonda picking blueberries with Albert Fish.

[@bpal7006]

Who wouldn't love to watch Henry Fonda pick blueberries? I hear the other guy is a real jerk though.

[@joseh3564]

From the looks of Norm's place, I hope he gets one of those gov't stimmulus checks soon.

[@muiresuilgorm3452]

He deserves one. You lucky Canadians with all your open spaces and fancy health care.

[@mikecarr1145]

Whacha mean , that's just his garage where he chills out😃

[@coachsadeeq5649]

Lololololol

[@seahhorrell]

I love that he ends his call with "peace out."

[@billpaxton7525]

That one really did throw me for a loop. Even ironically Norm wouldn't normally utter a word like that.

[@jeffreyriley8742]

"I don't kiss people." "Yeah, that's what I thought."

[@JR-hf4xy]

I love Chevy, he was brilliant on NMHAS, you're both legends and in times like these Ive been watching your stuff and it never fails to make me laugh.

[@GoofRebelMusic]

Im sleep deprived atm and really can't figure out what NMHAS is.

[@JR-hf4xy]

@@GoofRebelMusic Norm Macdonald Has A Show

[@Wolfdragon92584]

"Norm talks about Chevy Chase whilst toying with his Nintendo DS."

[@RyanJ504]

Too bad Norm has to be quarantined at home with that wife of his. I mean, what a battle axe...

[@iamtheicelord]

I've enjoyed your comedy since the 1980's when I first saw you on T.V. watching your comedy has often saved my life, thank you for being you.

[@gregoryfahy]

Amen to that brother.

[@skibbydweez2647]

His way of saying goodbye to everyone

[@broughtbee9001]

“That’s a young mans game”. 😂😂😂

[@lewpal]

Tom Hanks disease gets me every time.

[@user-nh1og5hy1u]

I dont get the joke? Does tom hanks have coronavirus?

[@bailey39]

@@user-nh1og5hy1u yes

[@ogmangler8820]

@@bailey39 🐑

[@bailey39]

Daddy Mac baaaa

[@radbug]

i call it the HANKS-ELBA Virus

[@Ogaitnas900]

hey chevy gets more laughs out of Norm than most everyone

[@MrRoundthetwist]

Norm here looks and sounds like my old man, who passed away last April(2020) .. that old chunk of coal .. say hi to the old man for me Norm ♥️

[@MadMaxM232]

I’m so happy watching this. Love you Norm, love you Chevy. Two icons.

[@jamesbedichek6106]

Norm looks like he’s been locked in a room for 6 months

[@stabhead7188]

He has been ever since Netflix chained his comedic balls to a very boring wall. But he's free now!!!!

[@drewwood6790]

I don't want to say this but his appearance reminds me of my dad when he had lukemia. I mean the screenshot for the video is hard for me to look at. It's something in the eyes. I pray to God I'm just crazy.

[@Pewg-the-artist]

@@drewwood6790 damn

[@drewwood6790]

@@Pewg-the-artist Ya wow I forgot about this post. Its a sad day.

[@levity90]

@@drewwood6790it's crazy that you called it.

[@WhatIsBacon]

"So I'm thinking of buying gold" "Oh yeah, I have some here." How nonchalantly can you talk about gold. I need to get rich and stop spending my nights below the Queensborough bridge. Either that or charge more.

[@saevarito]

You're not on Egret's wages are you?

[@WhatIsBacon]

@@saevarito I wish. He gets $2.35, no one's gonna waste that kinda of cash on an old chunk of coal like me.

[@WhatIsBacon]

@ You'd think, but then you get to the George Washington bridge, and Egret is there too. He's a slippery one. Like a young Burt Renolds in a tank full of butter.

[@radbug]

just charge GOLD then

[@antiagonista]

It's spelled Eget

[@JakeRanney]

"What about The Masked Singer?" "Wooooah..."

[@jackoscar11]

wish we heard what came after

[@NoOne-us9xv]

...I mean, it sounded more like an "ugh" to me.

[@LordThree]

Oh. My. God. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘 I’m glad the coronavirus didn’t take me before I saw this amazing piece of comedy awesomeness 😍😍😍😍 Do more of these norm. You’re making the first chapter of the history books or the last chapter or all the chapters

[@haroldbirge6881]

🏆👀

[@blue84freak]

Chevy rushed Norm off the phone, although he did do it in a humorous way. Wonder how he felt after Norm died, if he wishes he could go back and BS with Norm for another hour or two. Don’t take friends/family for granted.

[@giovannidr75]

Great to be hearing from Norm during these times. One of the funniest people ever.

[@bpal7006]

This is the best new show! Low production Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. Comedians At Home Durring Quarentine! This is better than the Netflix show of his.

[@gotmilk66001]

norm uploads make my day

[@johnnygag1]

Norm the greatest Canadian comic ever. Ha ha ha. 🥰

[@slingerssecretlaboratory]

I love you've done with the place Norm.