Quazar - Funky Stars

[@TheSkarletKardinalSwoopsIn]

Me back in 2010: Wow, this song is so awesome!!! Me now: I have just come across an ancient relic from a bygone period of internet history.

[@Zhylo]

*1996

[@lehi1147]

Me in 2009-10: Cool keygen track Me now: defend your home from the trihards

[@Zhylo]

Me in Paleolithic period: 🪨 Me now: 🗿

[@Jose_Doe]

Oh

[@OlliWilkman]

I had this song as a .XM back in 1999 or 2000, and I burned it onto my MiniDisc mixtape so I could listen to it at school.

[@SurnameName]

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the cosmos. I can feel every b-ball that ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jump shot, and three pointer, every layup, drunk, and free throw. I am there.

[@notdamienn]

why

[@tbr2109]

@@notdamienn Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden is the answer you're looking for.

[@khululyp]

For me this song is tied to Worms 2

[@erikpereyra4276]

50% of the comments are people amazed by this song The other 50% have waited at least 7 years aprox searching for this and they found it

[@ancientdebris2996]

REAL

[@maricelsolero3443]

I didn't remember this song until now

[@lstack7122]

perfect song to play when defending your home from intruders

[@uezsch8723]

cmonbruh you got that clip?

[@lstack7122]

i wish i did

[@uezsch8723]

@@lstack7122 for real its was dwane shooting somebody or its a joke?

[@lstack7122]

@@uezsch8723 according to his subreddit and the comments of this video, dwane did in fact shoot em

[@fukkandre]

@@uezsch8723 it wasn't dwane, it was monkynoises

[@ETownLive]

Even without the Slam, this is still incredibly catchy.

[@ViremasterOfUSA]

Yes, it's quite a Jam.

[@HEHEHE_I_AM_A_MASKED_WARRIA]

If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.

[@D4NIELN00B]

Slam em.

[@abemigos9281]

@@D4NIELN00B Slam dunk on them Trihards

[@alessandro-gargiulo]

I found it ! 12 years later.

[@19smooshes]

Alessandro the song is 13 years old? that's as old as grand theft auto San Andreas.

[@alessandro-gargiulo]

I listened it in "machine ball" game by benny kramek.

[@theirlnpc4503]

+19smooshes actually it's only 7 years old

[@dasmeltorp4705]

No, this video is uploaded 7 years ago, the song is 12-14 years old if not more.

[@FluminensePraSempre]

It was composed in 1996 if i remember right

[@6891s]

this song still sounds so good from the last time i heard it in 2010

[@RATSUM]

It’s 20 2 3

[@sr-71blackbird21]

@@RATSUM he says he heard it for the first time in 2010 and he enjoy this song after these years

[@robyjacker]

@@RATSUM are you blind or just dyslexic?

[@elias502]

I can't unhear this in Barkley

[@Ehal256]

It's in barkley.

[@owenwilson1372]

"bathrobe_dwane encounters a crazed fan"

[@cdsmith9553]

I first heard this song way back in 2004 when I found a keygen for Macromedia Studio MX. This song makes it easy for me to get into the zone when I'm coding. I've been searching for this for a while because the keygen is identified as malware by my AV software, and so it gets deleted when I try to launch it. Glad I finally found this!

[@epsilon8939]

First time I heard this song was when I had to defend my home from intruders.

[@coolcatcastle8]

first time i heard it was when i was a cell trying to eat other cells

[@thisrandomdude_]

First time I heard this was when I was blessed with it in my recommendations! If we're talking strictly other places though, surprisingly, it was in a Mother's Basement video as background music! Very tasteful of him :P

[@erikpereyra4276]

First time i heard this song it was probanly in 2013 playing a space invaders type of game called ultra galaxy war haha

[@puqpetmaster]

One of THE best chiptune songs of all time imo

[@rafawojciechowski1189]

All my childhood with demo version of Warms. 18 years of searching this music. It made my day!

[@woot000]

all the comments are talking about like 6 different things that happened to include this song i just think it's pretty good tbh

[@zenispagetti1]

I had wondered for so long what was this song called and I finally found it. Still sounds as good as it did when I was 9 years old.

[@TooPublic]

Comon and SLAM and welcome to the JAM BARKLEY, GAIDEN.

[@Mahaveez]

Part of my cultural universe has just been unlocked, a key into my own past. This is freaking _wild._

[@karenwright3618]

Me too man this song is my childhood!

[@krystallinekris]

I only found this a day ago thanks to someone's D!Zone series for old Doom Shovelware, where they replaced the tired ol' same tracks with random ones and this came up! Jeez, I can't believe I've been without this song for so long!

[@krystallinekris]

Nine months later and it's funny how many versions of this song I've found... but this is the only video of this version I've ever found and it's my favourite version by far since i like the 8-bitness of parts of it. Too bad Ic an't find this version on Spotify.

[@joshuagraham6894]

This is what Dwane hears on May 15th TriHard

[@goober472]

thats close to my birthday

[@epsilon8939]

Lol

[@ShiftyAxel]

Barkley retroactively makes this more excelent than it already is

[@NotSober]

main song I heard playing that goofy cells game Mitosis back on older android devices.

[@SuperMaxZero]

My mind blew when I realized the Barkley Gaiden title theme was just the Space Jam theme mixed with this...

[@ashkirby8896]

Same here.

[@Magodosverbos]

_WARNING:this song is canon_

[@MyNamesAndrew]

this sounds absolutely awesome! Quazar is a real music master

[@trrracerrrrrround]

i love totally legally acquiring video games

[@AuthorsAgony]

"Okay that's a snake going into someone's ass"

[@fizzy4877]

banned

[@Windermed]

aight youre fucking banned

[@bigjoe4770]

Dwane do be slammin em doe.

[@sp3ckulatitus695]

Reminds me on early 2000's when you finally installed your first game keygen xD

[@dickmccarthy9496]

Yeah a lot of those keygens were just bullshit. I just googled those keygens because they weren't single use keygens. :P Atleast early 00s

[@epsilon8939]

Reminds me of defending my home

[@akirax461]

Reminds me of shooting em with a 50. Beowulf

[@FaQiu]

that's literally spot on how I found it, lul !!! You made me login to give you a thumbs up! xD When the base part hit for the 1st time, pulled the phone out for shazam to find it for me I usually test things b4 buying so no worries, ahahaha! Cheers!

[@CassetteGlitch]

@@FaQiu Exact same situation right here, except on mine the repacker had credited the song so thankfully I found it very easily :D

[@juglovesyou]

The year is 2053. Basketball is dead.

[@s.b.cremepuff295]

ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ Or is it?

[@19smooshes]

fifo you are as well

[@supermariobro93]

"All your slam jam are belong to us."

[@Isaacandjed]

-Kurt Kobain

[@D4NIELN00B]

And so are trihards

[@dasmeltorp4705]

aaaaaah... nostalgy at its top... my first pirate bay download included this little masterpiece.

[@TaskManagement]

Dwane shoots em off like Galaga

[@Agression86]

OH MY FCKING GOD HOW DID I MANAGE TO LIVE UP TO 36 WITHOUT EVER LISTENING TO THIS ?!

[@Marcus-ni6ip]

idk happy you heard it

[@syahminorizan8064]

Shhhh mods are sleeping Play this song now

[@hardondong3550]

Alright you're banned.

[@epsilon8939]

Dwane bans em

[@fairiessprixies8903]

@Hard on Dong That is so rude!

[@epsilon8939]

@@fairiessprixies8903 defending your home ain’t rude

[@fairiessprixies8903]

@@epsilon8939 it ain't???

[@piratetriforce]

what

[@agrecascinogameplaym]

thank you for keeping my module infused, anime filled, MATLAB OpenGL night going.

[@charlespritchard2608]

"Hey you, whatchagonnado?" "I'm gonna slam with the best!"

[@fairiessprixies8903]

Watch your commentary!

[@abemigos9281]

@@fairiessprixies8903 Stfu

[@ヴォルくろ-f8e]

この曲を6年くらい前から、ずっと探していた

[@jdoe8162]

PvN theme song

[@daviddl3926]

cmonBruh

[@dilberfard7173]

Dwane slams em into the concrete TriHard7

[@Lt.Lascivious]

Ahh, strong 2005-vibes. Remember hearin this on avast keygen, which had picture of mosquito on it. I thought I would never hear it again.

[@Iife]

3:58 This was almost on beat, so close!

[@epsilon8939]

The gunshots were almost on beat

[@tasek7446]

Just amazing

[@dessichu]

I feel like when I'm listening to this I'd be so mesmerized that I'd be do anything really well

[@OVERCLOCKEDa99]

This song is epic!

[@MarceloOmegaAGDM]

I shut up to listen to this, and proceeded to slam like charles barkley. 10/10 would recommend.

[@stinkbutt9274]

I love it! Excellent job TecPontificates!

[@hyperclipse]

2014: Cool chiptune song. 2019: Funky Stars MIDI (2.2B notes!) 2022: STILL UNDERRATED?!?!!??

[@sergalsandwich9521]

2022: Funky Stars 3.5B kzbin.info/www/bejne/aIXZiXybhJWlorc

[@Windermed]

20??: Song to play when you defend yourself against home intruders

[@ancientdebris2996]

the new one has 3.5B notes

[@massimilianosbrizzi3503]

first time I heart this song was in 97...Worms2 crack Twilight compilation probably number 15.... absolutely masterpiece!

[@coolcatcastle8]

heard it in mitosis the game

[@ВадимА-э2д]

Играла на заставке TEAM17 в Worms2

[@1rumann]

Какое то странное чувство ностальгии вызывает этот саундтрек

[@antonbux2882]

Ага

[@antonbux2882]

@@kserrata эм...

[@antonbux2882]

@@kserrata эта музыка создана больше 10 лет назад

[@長門有希]

︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎＂︎︎美しい︎︎︎︎︎︎＂︎︎を極めすぎると怖くなる　この曲にピッタリじゃないか

[@theoneandone3404]

This+Quad City DJ=Best remix ever

[@coondogtheman]

This is my favorite chiptune. I had a game trainer for I think Midway's area 51 or total overdose and this song played when the trainer was run. There is another song I like, a happy sounding tune can't think of the name of it.

[@FreedomAboveAll]

2021 and I still like it!

[@aran2742]

Home defense OST

[@reiben9916]

D 🐍 A N E

[@reo4680]

breaks their bones like bamboo

[@noltron000]

Wow, his new music has a LOT of views. Good for him, man.

[@SuperReeseP]

favorite song ever!

[@SuperReeseP]

holy fuck how did I find this comment

[@Xbd312]

@@SuperReeseP lol

[@fairiessprixies8903]

@@SuperReeseP Bad swear word in your comment.

[@mooldoo]

Quazar of Sanxion ! I just heard it in a nostalgic video. So goood ! Aaaah Amiga...

[@SuperKlondike64]

come on and slam and welcome to the jam

[@Eurotool]

Little known fact, this song was made by Axwell from Swedish House Mafia.

[@epsilon8939]

Yeah, he was defending his house when he made this song!

[@thebionicracer]

Making amazing music since the 90’s. What an absolute legend

[@PainyTOXA]

It's been more than 22 years since I heard this in Worms 2 crack...

[@terminusnoctum]

holy fuck, this was the song from a keygen I got through eMule. I've been waiting so long

[@imawalkingcxrpse]

Love this song... ❤️😁👍

[@gamerman7276]

The year is 2053, basketball is dead.

[@isaackwasi801]

So amazing

[@-zawarudo-2684]

I found this from a video of a black dude getting shot and some bot voice saying “nigga” on repeat

[@fukkandre]

Chu mean getting shot? That was an inflated balloon with ground up pig intestines with a fake head over it, cmonBruh

[@-zawarudo-2684]

varsity We must’ve found 2 different videos then

[@ActionReplayPerson]

Ahhh, I remember my first keygen song.

[@Olhor10]

Best installation music xD

[@sergevify]

masterpiece

[@Akio_Kuno]

Dwane snakes em TriHard 7

[@Windermed]

Dwane defends his house from em

[@64natan]

Everybody get up, it's time to slam now

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

everybody get up it's time to slam now

[@actuallyionlydidthatironic9866]

holy shit this is good

[@fairiessprixies8903]

Glad you like the song, but it's a naughty word.

[@abemigos9281]

@@fairiessprixies8903 Bruh how old are you, you shouldn't even be on youtube. What would your mum think of the fact that you're staying awake this late?

[@xt0ru]

krasse mukke ausm rifk tower

[@EricSun777]

Keygen music

[@andrewtamara2603]

yeaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!! :))))) RAZOR 1911 :)))))))))))))))))

[@belroyale]

Eric Sun HYBRID

[@D4NIELN00B]

TriHard music

[@youtonene6466]

defending music

[@owenwilson1372]

home intruder music

[@morkmies]

The perfect song to listen to when being intoxicated and remembering the good ol' times at the club

[@incremental_failure]

If by club you mean logging into your local topsite.

[@ancientdebris2996]

The first time i heard this in 2010, it was nostalgic

[@Igoya972]

I love that sound of C64 (SID chipset) or let's say Amiga... Anyway... I like it!

[@epsilon8939]

Dwane Trash compacts em

[@sumlittleguy]

I actually like both: midi (with 3.5 billion notes) amd this one

[@ancientdebris2996]

true

[@markusTegelane]

This is the national anthem for the Kingdom of Keygens We crack We generate We copy

[@D4NIELN00B]

We hate em

[@excme22]

@@D4NIELN00B We PvN em with glock 18s

[@akirax461]

We eat em like french fries

[@epsilon8939]

Send em to the sun

[@rtyu4229]

what a good music,.........

[@RegahP]

This would literally play on a little program that would allow cheats for Plants VS Zombies, such cool memories with it, i hope to find that program one day, it was called Cheater PvZ.

[@RegahP]

@@wizard7635 ?

[@RegahP]

@@wizard7635 what?

[@b1gbird001]

First heard this on a website advertising a game called "Excessive Speed" which debuted in 1998. The website was for Iridon Interactive. Took me a long time to find this. Thanks to Delfy!

[@ram_stick_samurai]

why the hell is everyone talking about home invasion and slamming, i just came here to convert some tracker music to MP3 so I can burn them on a cd.

[@youtonene6466]

a video of some guy getting shot and someone decided to put this song over it

[@ram_stick_samurai]

@@youtonene6466 fucking hell, people have no respect for music creators

[@morganmosely4800]

Hey, it says "gullible" on the ceiling.

[@BeksSonOfMars]

О боги! неужели я нашел тебя, вспомнил прослезился((музыка из кряков,трейнеров,keygen

[@tarielgergaia5165]

трейнеры KelSat помню)))

[@OnofreTheThird]

Slam Jam was born among the Funky Stars

[@Pike840]

+TecPontificates (OP): Demoscene is the scene, where demos like this are made ;) Cool tune btw.

[@kocheko]

come for the crack, stay for the music

[@MAJORRZKEN]

PERFECT!

[@flyom]

Finally found it. Hello cracked version of Worms 2 !

[@vrubay_nasos]

I was lucky enough to buy a compilation CD of various games back 00s Russia with that exact cracked version with the intro I'm still mesmerized with! 😍

[@envarion]

Had no idea I grew up playing a cracked version. When I went to buy it legit 10 or so years later, I felt ripped off because I'd always jam to this intro music. Incredibly nostalgic for me.

[@null811]

alright your banned

[@fairiessprixies8903]

I told Hard on Dong it is rude and it applies to you too. I like this youtuber!

[@piratetriforce]

what

[@KoKePL]

awesome

[@azurev2258]

Fun fact: A Chinese cheat engine for Plants VS Zombies switched every song in game into this when it is used.

[@samanthathomas9176]

This song is like the piano version

[@hyperclipse]

So Many KZbinrs Have Made The MIDI Version With 2,200,000,000+ Notes.

[@haoasakura1258]

Those pesky pirates at EDGE have liberated yet another piece of Software.

[@JunkZZ]

bring this back to scene releases.... NOW

[@Funguspower2]

So good, had this on some sort of keygen and lost it

[@danielyoung_]

Malwarebytes?

[@Sypaka]

Classy.