queer tiktoks that will destroy the pastryarchy ✨

[@aciddrinker2194]

THE FIRST ONE-

[@kurtsmellslikeadeodorantbr1865]

Icon honestly. They seemed to be really invested lmao

[@elmossy]

I love it, they all come to the counter to hear what they have to say

[@L.a.77]

Really took the whole "sir thus is Wendy's" to another level

[@maryart5321]

@@L.a.77 thus

[@camomiletea7357]

When they grouped up to listen I lost it completely.

[@pattmahiney]

Honestly, them not knowing any of the answers and the host being catty about it was a read

[@pattmahiney]

@Cosmic Donkey yeah, I was like okay, nice is the problem 🙄🙄 uh huh lmao

[@RedLacrimosa]

@Cosmic Donkey She said that when they were asked about "something stronger than throwing shade". I take it she meant they were "too nice" to know what that would be (i.e. they're not the type to go around reading others to filth), not that drag culture isn't nice. Though i didn't watch the whole thing, they didn't seem disrespectfull and they were genuinely trying to figure it out from the little knowledge they had on the subject. I did think the tiktoker was kinda mean, not everyone knows all the slang from all the cultures and subcultures, etc. Just because you know all the answers to something specific, and others don't, it doesn't make them dumb or ignorant. Especially when that subject is something you live or engage with everyday and they don't. Sorry for the overanalizyng it😅, they just look so harmless and nerdy, and they tried...

[@akiabowens5395]

@@pattmahiney There is no problem, you can't be mad at what someone does't know regarding a show that not everyone watches or a category that someone is not familiar with. Like what are you trying to imply?

[@HelloThere-ki5mg]

Me, an asexual: (reads title) why are you destroying the pastries they are literally all I have Leave me and my cake in peace 😅

[@elderwool6510]

as an aro/ace, I can confirm that if you touch our pastries we will bite

[@azulart7284]

Lol yea leave our cake alone

[@mallowanimationsyt4646]

Eeny Meeny Miny Moe steal our pastries and I’ll steal toes

[@gamebustonaut3171]

Yall, I'm not on the slay squadron yet, but the pastries better be A-OK AFTER THIS

[@nessyness5447]

Yeah, if they don't want their cake, just give it us all.

[@phoebeats]

Just watched this whilst on a road trip sitting nxt to my "I-still-love-you-just-don't-be-gay-in-front-of-me" mother driving...had to keep from laughing, crying and screaming YAASSS for a whole ass 17 mins 💀 100% worth it 🤪

[@jellygremlin583yearsago5]

If you feel unsure about doing something, just remember; It's called trash *CAN,* not trash *CAN'T.* You can do the thing

[@juicebox2430]

I hate the pastryarchy like ever tried a pie

[@femboysummer]

😭I just tried making a lemon meringue pie and it came out terribly😤..blaming the pastryarchy🙄🙄

[@beanery8743]

@@femboysummer The pastryarchy just ruins everything doesn't it

[@terpsidance.]

7:55 why nobody talking about how absolutely precious this is.

[@nessyness5447]

For real, it was so cute. " But i'll eat you" " that's ok". Is was so adorable.

[@ashemarlow6471]

9:24 me, a trans individual when customers at work ask how my parents picked such a beautiful name

[@MrTijai]

Shea singing reading rainbow gave me life I never knew I didn't have already 😭😭👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿🤞🏿🤞🏿

[@_mars_5762]

1:20 i like the second a lot more. normalize fem bi guys!!!

[@cultus_amuse0009]

RIGHT! literally in love w them

[@baniakaloki7007]

no because i’m literally so attracted to them i can’t even

[@baniakaloki7007]

SPEAKING AS A BI GENDERFLUID GIRLKING ASFHKGJH

[@__cutie14__]

Yes! I feel Bi is highly associated with women, and it's good to see representation in men! Even when the Bi en are fem, people seem to hate. I say we need to all work together to stop the hate on them! Love yall

[@summy3894]

They are so gorgeous i can't....

[@strawberrycutie6184]

the fact that pretty much the entire staff crowded around the guy in the first bit to listen/debate/idk was *chef kiss*

[@boingooingo3317]

The questionnaire pipeline??? How is that so relatable, do all LGBTQ peeps share a braincell or what-

[@satan9237]

ikr?!?!

[@toxicdemon5426]

Yes and it's never my turn to use it :(

[@audreyprimate]

4:50 that’s called ADHD. Caffeine is a stimulant and when Caffeinated stimulants mix with ADHD it’s guaranteed anxiety instead of chance of anxiety that you get with certain meds. (Speaking from experience)

[@pastelgirl6615]

2:24 EYYY MATT GREW HIS HAIR OUT,, HAVENT SEEN HIM IN A WHILE !!

[@lucass1717]

Okay but pls let's not normalize saying "I feel bad for people who date/are attracted to men". I've seen an awful lot of wlw people do that. Like "imagine liking men". Just because so many men are awful doesn't mean attraction to men is something to be ashamed of?? Like the bad ones are clearly not the ones we like, so.... just saying

[@cultus_amuse0009]

6:06 i laughed at this and just started coughing nd almost died- 👁👄👁 not me being punished for my sins 😭

[@Kimmie6772]

I had a coworker say they used to be a lesbian too! I dont know what I'm supposed to think about that line. It hits very similar to bless your heart on the supportive scale except it was said in such an "omg twins" sort of way.

[@theonlyrosy]

8:20 This woman is adorable

[@theonlyrosy]

@mayonnaiseman_ yooo

[@mixusup]

heads up if caffien doesnt affect you, you might have adhd. same with other stimulants. please take one of those online self evals or look up adhd symptoms to see if its worth looking into. also yay i love these when they come out!!

[@marscooktop]

hehe come out

[@ivilrat]

You should do the same thing if caffiene makes you tired! It made me tired all the time as a kid and doesn't effect me anymore, and i have ADHD.

[@Evez03]

Honestly I love how everyone is just gathering together to listen to him in the first one hahahaa

[@ellie9380]

THE DINO SHIRT AT 12:28 omg

[@nathanhaimson]

I'm so glad I found this channel. Hi queer familyyyyy 🥰🏳‍⚧🏳‍🌈💖

[@sucrecube]

😭 the one abt their gf giving them the nickname "babushka"....bro i would be SO HAPPY thats so adorable

[@anneh8752]

2:51 I love her energyyy so much pls

[@fae91]

11:10 it took me a while to realise where I recognised the sound from, but it made it even funnier when I did. That scene in the show always cracks me up. (it also fits great with the tiktok in question)

[@bee458]

1:33 As a Canadian this made me laugh so hard

[@lajeonit]

You by far have the best taste in tiktoks

[@mylki226]

as a queer student (unfortunately) at byu, this is too accurate when it comes to most students and staff

[@shadowyes444]

4:09 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@sweetrollsnuka6734]

6:47 is everything, I’m in love 😭🖤 Also 16:07, they get me EVERY time 😂

[@Freedomislight]

Same I feel like yellow outfit gay is the conference of wut feeoin gay is

[@smalldinosaur5372]

Not the pastryarchy

[@crafterprosvangerpen9753]

the way that like 5 of these have been on my fyp lmao

[@xx_dinnuggies_xx1727]

10:32 this had me- my partners nicknames for me are like darling, dearest and "ratband (rat+husband) and my nicknames for them are sweaty and bb grill- send help-

[@jane-kk8ov]

1:00 when people ask what it's like to go to an all lgbtqia+ school 🤪

[@totallynotmilkdud]

(the first video) MANS HAD THE ENTIRE STAFF UP THERE- LECTURING THEM ABOUT GAY RIGHTS- I MEAN LIKE SLAY THO

[@SpookyScaryLittleGuy]

9:03 HELP THIS IS ALMOST THE EXACT DYNAMIC I HEADCANON TWO OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS WITH (The nb isn't lesbian she's bi if anyone's curious. That's it. Only difference)

[@jademarrs9337]

8:52 can this beautiful man be my spirit animal!

[@tokiwartooth6442]

why are all the drag queens in here so pretty ?! slay ?!?!?!?!

[@ResidentFairy]

4:50 hunny that’s a side effect of adhd, look into it, it’s not bad I’m just letting you know

[@cursed-cat9126]

GUYS I literally got a free extra drink with my Starbucks order😭😳😩

[@femboysummer]

sbux said gay rights!!! 🏳️‍🌈

[@cursed-cat9126]

@@femboysummer yass

[@fifi_coyne]

8:25 That's ok 😭😆💕

[@Nerodotnet]

3:28 BAHAHA HOLY HELLL

[@crazyt1483]

7:10 yeah it’s a bit like how city’s work in the UK, evey so often the drag queen will bisto the title of Gay on a person but evey few years you need to fill out some paperwork to keep the title

[@leom.8540]

The zombie couple made me cry

[@anoukbz7568]

10:37 my girlfriend calls me shrimp😂

[@brianh5878]

I wish more of these had captions

[@HelloThere-ki5mg]

10:11 yo when my little brother introduced me to his boyfriend I heard a very British "ello" and I see a kid who looks exactly like a cross between my little brother... and my other little brother. 😅

[@lumsdelj]

As a Canadian I found that bit about tipping Queens hilarious. For those not aware, our dollar, is called a loonie and its a coin. Our 2 dollar coin is creatively called Toonie. Lmao !! :D :D

[@xxventiiiixx7028]

wHaT hApPeNeD dId YoUr MeMbErShIp eXpIrE?? *I love that.*

[@Nametag_101]

THE FIRST ONE IS SO ACCURATE LMAO

[@Shoob-k5u]

0:19 rupaul turned so hard left she went right and thinks only men should be allowed to wear ball gowns

[@NoelleK96]

1:30 - I'm actually dying right now!!!! This is amazing!!!!!

[@S-CB-SL-Animations]

"What happend? Did your Membership expire?" ✋🏽😭💀

[@DanSmith-fj1uw]

I was arguing with a conservative family member about gay rights and eventually his issue boiled down to how they are so popular online…. Sorry not sorry.

[@74menhera]

5:58 OMORI SHIRT OMORI SHIRT I KNEW IT GAY PEOPLE ARE ATTRACTED TO THE GAME OMORI I KNEW IT IM SCREAMING

[@br00k22]

IKR I YELLED WHEN I SAW IT I WANT THAT SHIRT SM

[@chteretreeart]

14:51 I’ll be honest the only one I knew the answer to was vogueing

[@zolasninja]

me too

[@broblerone413]

why is the one about gays loving questionnaires so fucking accurate. just a couple of weeks ago i was thinking about how i have a strange and inexplicable love for answering questionnaires (despite hating it when irl people ask me questions)

[@DragonNoter]

I’m so ready for pride at this point lol

[@Red-pq4xx]

6:36 FIRE NATION TATTOO HELL YEAH

[@adama34]

16:05 This video is just amazing.

[@roxyridley6794]

9:40 is my grandma after watching me turn on my phone

[@NawiXXI]

12:19 I think, in a gay relationship, knowing more about the fall of the Roman Republic/Greek Mythology makes you the gayer one and automatically a winner.

[@__cutie14__]

1:29 Soooooo Funny!!!!!!!! But true. I think us Canadians should just maybe stick to tipping 5 or 10 dollars. Anything in bills. Lol

[@fgblvn7696]

I missed your videos so much!! 🐸❤️ By the way what is the trans anthem and the documentary? Can anyone give a link please 5:08

[@justadibruh]

THE FIRST ONE BYE- THEY ARE ACTUALLY LISTENING I LOVE IT

[@michellerose7753]

1:20 Omgggg they're soooo prettyyyy

[@disc0rd_ktten_148]

Tbh i'm here to recharge my gay, because i don't want it to expire and I'm feeling like some parts of my premium subscription have stopped working

[@lukeflanagan1307]

9:22 I’ve been looking for a way to describe myself for several years now, and I do believe I’ve stumbled upon it.

[@pastelpillbug]

1:53 what’s the song I need to know

[@dinocatgaming2127]

00:53 if she means that she wouldn't break up with her partner if they come out as trans, then that's like a really good thing

[@ninjaofinvisibility1482]

That would mean she is not a lesbian tho

[@dinocatgaming2127]

@@ninjaofinvisibility1482 no it doesn't. It'd just make her a good girlfriend. I think especially if they were already dating beforehand, devalidating someone to validate someone else is not the way to go. If he's a transguy and his girlfriend is a lesbian that he's dated longer than he's been trans, that still makes him a man, and her a lesbian. Like she doesn't stop being lesbian just because she decided she valued the her significant other enough to not abandon him immedietly. She's still valid as a lesbian.

[@noodlesricardo3338]

OMG I'm crying rn i just got an add for matt walsh

[@gabrielaramirez4316]

5:58, HE IS WEARING AN OMORI MERCH T-SHIRT OMG OMG OMG JSAJSJSAKSJ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMGGGGGGG- sorry got excited

[@kenji_is_bored]

11:00 AYYYY THEY HEREEE

[@Alicia-zf3nq]

The one that asked "Santa" for a boyfriend! I'm trying to hard not to scream and wake up my dad

[@kimmyk3162]

I love 12:06 so much

[@eryn804]

9:08 Ladies and gentlequeers, I present to you the ✨BISEXUAL✨experience

[@cr1ck3t_bitch]

Slay what you wanna slay, and let all the slays fall out!!!

[@codeyy5990]

4:09 ..... I laughed so hard XD full on honk laugh at 4am XD XD

[@Nerodotnet]

6:38 HELP. Literally how I’d complementing someone’s nails, hair clothes etc flirting anyway 😭

[@jaxxilerose]

5:57 has got me literally dying 🤣😭

[@bloepblep4287]

9:24 my favourite one :)

[@Piiiiiiiiit]

7:05. Plot twist, the lady she’s talking about was actually speaking literally and she was crying for help. She hasn’t been happy in years you guys. Someone sign her up for therapy.

[@NN-zg5bz]

Tbh, "I'm lesbian but I could make an exception for trans guys" is not far fetched. Trans guys have historically tight connections to the lesbian community and lesbianism does not have a single root cause, focusing on gender only. For example, even tho it's not a big discussion in the English speaking world rn, political lesbianism is still a (valid) thing. I know the point is "trans men are not a gender of its own, they are men" and I agree, but we need to talk about all the weird nuances we as queer people have beyond the political struggle

[@o.o8]

6:42 where the fuck is the shirt from. i need it. plz :3

[@showjas8748]

The answer to why we all love questionnaires is because 90% of our culture is the classic buzz feed or some other sketchy 'am I gay quiz' 💀

[@punkyskunky3131]

I did the pokemon type thing I got fighting and fairy which is incredibly accurate as I in fact am a particularly aggressive gay

[@Coolcheesewow]

My older brother: I’m not gay *-proceeds to show the most gay thing every on his phone* Me: 🤨

[@clemencethezebra9901]

9:05 I laughed so hard because I'm an enby lesbian and I do have a transmasc mlm friend

[@biberrypie]

9:05 BRO OMG LITERALLY ME AND MY BEST FRIEND

[@DJC819]

Thanks babe 💙

[@user-jm6nj6wm3s]

11:10 bruh i felt that

[@jacksonrobbins4523]

1:20 omg this is me every time I try to date a girl and she finds out I’m THAT type of bi😭

[@Need_a_damn_diet]

wtf is this song called 1:49? like I wanna know

[@princessstewart8196]

13:00 Saving this for my aunt who loves Drag Race because I can't find the tiktok

[@marym361]

Is liking surveys a queer thing?!?! I thought it was just me 🫣

[@terpsidance.]

Pastryarchy is a fancy imitation Guinness beer.

[@themagicweedbus1319]

0:57 - I FEEL CALLED OUT HELP

[@dinglehopper8414]

Trans men are men so you can't like trans men and be lesbian

[@maddemond5927]

The first one I’m the drunk gay friend embarrassing my bff every time we go out together

[@lizwilcox2916]

thinking about that time my friend said 'its ok to be straight, but' and i said 'no.'

[@draalttom844]

Ew

[@scaleonkhan183]

7:55 🥺