Quinton Reviews 'Cyberon'

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[@gizmofrompizmo2177]

"We have to isolate this." After pouring it into the toilet.

[@redlanternreviews4821]

Gizmo fromPizmo Naaa.... I'm sure it's fine

[@kingrat9608]

I hate it when my crack summons a c3p0 fish creature

[@yuza1032]

I know this is 8 months too late and I'm sleep deprived right now but this comment has brought me so much joy and helped snapped me back to reality when I was feeling really bad about myself. Thank you.

[@zoggere4226]

Dominic McAlpine yeet

[@Tsukuyomi28]

Don't flush

[@AFable-sr6gk]

A Ron Swanson Terminator movie needs to be green-lit yesterday.

[@MrCanadianbaconeh]

it was what i thought the video was actually about

[@barryscott9590]

Pours liquid into toilet which will cause it to get transported through the water. "We have to isolate this"

[@ravynb2676]

i have seriously been like binge watching your videos all day and it's been a good time.

[@firetarrasque4667]

NONONONONO.This movie, with its entire premise, not only broke multiple laws, but also VIOLATED NEUROLOGY. Not all mental disorders are with damaged or missing brain cells. Chemical imbalances and simple different structure also does stuff.

[@simonster-9094]

Calm down, It's just a cheap knock off British movie.

[@charliejones3272]

how do you know Cyberon doesn't do that aswell?

[@loxyloafcake5184]

@@charliejones3272 Because there's no evidence in the movie that it does?

[@charliejones3272]

@@loxyloafcake5184 there's also no proof that it doesn't and honestly I completely forgot about this comment

[@NemesisHero123]

Cyberon being a drug made by the Cybermen, makes more sense.

[@QuintonReviews]

Or it's a bad movie. Makes the most sense.

[@NemesisHero123]

hahaha

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

Oooth, this movie was a cyberon trip.

[@MrSporkster]

The reason Baggs 'censored' the aliens is because they're a blatant rip-off of the early Cyberman costume from Dr Who. He was clearly concerned about copyright claims, and rightly so.

[@Unipulse43]

Except the VHS copy didn't

[@bloodyneptune]

I'm amazed the BBC would _want_ to copyright that

[@doozy5184]

I prefer the "he was so ashamed about it that he had to censor it" story

[@Feasco]

The title and the thumbnail gave me expectations this movie could not possibly have hoped to fulfill.

[@Xtoff]

This review has convinced me to watch as many of these terrible Who "movies" as possible. My two favorite things are shlock & sci-fi, these are the unholy offspring.

[@LicencetoWho]

Honestly Cyberon, Zygon and maybe some of The Stranger films are the wierdest you are going to get, the rest of BBVs stuff is not as bad, with The Auton Trilogy and PROBE being good films overall, and The AirZone Solution being a decent environmental film if you look past the casting choices.

[@shawnleeguku]

These reviews have a similar tone and style to early TGWTG, when it actually felt like the people involved were enjoying themselves to some extent. I like that.

[@crunchyburger7]

I only clicked because of Ron Swanson. Good Video.

[@X2O962]

I must admit the idea of cyborg is interesting

[@hugeneutron7440]

In the middle of my journey of watching all your videos, makes great background noise for studying

[@QuintonReviews]

Koala Carnival it's also great for studying background noise

[@happyone234]

Quinton Reviews I found a fresh comment! Better take a picture!

[@DarkSoulsJef]

I actually picked this up, along with several other bootleg Doctor Who DVDs, at a car boot sale.

[@maxkennedy7430]

Lucky!

[@delsin1126]

Dark Souls Jef man those car boot sales

[@CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness]

Sawyer Horton an unofficial one.

[@MxGerryNava]

You look a lot like Guillermo del Toro, heh, nice!

[@QuintonReviews]

Holy christ I do?

[@DrBreadPants]

Quinton Reviews yeah pretty much. And btw, you have amazing production in your reviews. Pretty underrated.

[@yusashow]

nice

[@delsin1126]

That robot guy who shows up in the house looks like General Grievous got morphed into a suit

[@NickAndWolf]

"We have to isolate this." But just dumped it into the toilet.

[@jnub]

I'm a simple man. I see Ron Swanson as a cyborg in the thumbnail, I click.

[@beautifulreality4103]

glad found your channel dude ...

[@jackkattack4799]

CYBER R O N I DIDNT GET THIS AT FIRST ONCE I DID I STARTED CRYING

[@Hippiethecat124]

Oh shit, it's the BBV. What a coincidental recommendation (after the "Doctor Why" video about the BBV and their fan works). I love foreshadowing irl

[@barryscott9590]

This trilogy is actually a Doctor Who fan series 'Cyberon' 'Cyberman'. 'Zygon' 'Zy- oh come the fuck on they aren't even trying here.

[@NATE-op9tq]

Cyberon looks like a melting Cyberman.

[@umhi3399]

this is a great time.

[@Pixelarity64]

This intro is 🌟 Iconic 🌟

[@TheBonkleFox]

i once made a weird collage of stuff to make larry the cable guy into a terminator. it was weird.

[@benmasta5814]

Came for the thumbnail, stayed for the review lol

[@Snst-404]

about treatment that works on one day, my mom actually had an injection to treat her for miastemia gravis, she was at the hospital because of moments of facial paralisis and she wasnt able to get up, a couple of hours later she was able to get up from the bed, sure she wasnt cured but all of her simptoms went away for several hours

[@LadyPorple]

Recently found your channel. I like your stuff, and not just because we have similar names. lol

[@cameronmonaghan6883]

Quinton did you know that there's a cyberon book released? Now they're canon

[@BigPapaMitchell]

nobody: quinton: eckspecially

[@mogan4534]

19:28 ah. Quinton. My boy. Getting a little Linkara up in here? Good. You’ve learned from the best.

[@XxLoveMeNotToshxX]

_second,_ *_second_* time you've said it out loud, love.

[@rodolfodeanda5405]

17:51 boom mic in frame

[@mcreeamy7209]

I came for Ron Swanson, I’m not disappointed

[@p.m3163]

adhd medication goes into affect in one day i think. Other than that quality content keep doing what ur doing Quin

[@ChiisaiTenshii]

ADHD medicine like Ritalin goes into effect within a half hour-hour and lasts for 8 hours, and is not needed to take daily like antidepressants, they can be taken whenever, since they're stimulants

[@Legitpenguins99]

@@ChiisaiTenshii close. Ritilan is supposed to last 4 hours but rarely lasts anywhere close to that long since it was based off of cocaine (not counting extended release). Amphetamines practically last about 4-8 hours. But when you've been on them for years like myself your lucky to get 2 hours)

[@SkigBiggler]

@@ChiisaiTenshii You're thinking of Concerta, Ritalin is short acting, typically kicks in in around 15 mins, and lasts around 4 hours. Concerta takes longer, between 30-45 mins, and last around 8 hours.

[@harneevkaurdhaliwal1723]

I saw the title saw the thumbnail and thought that was what you were reviewing and I was like oh My God I need to watch this

[@connorfalcon7080]

at this point in KZbin's depression all I do is watch your videos and i keep getting so pissed you don't have at least 100k views per video. I followed you a while back with the leafy fiasco, I know that is the point at which your sub count skyrocketed but I wish I could have found you earlier. Its like MST3000 but with a guy that I can actually connect with. Your videos have a surprising consistency. Even 2 years later this video holds up strong to your new ones. Not many videos can keep my attention past 10 min, but you.... you get me. People hate watching movies with me cause i always just yell "oh wtf common that doesn't make any sense" or i just make fun of it at any chance i get. This is why I subscribed to you, not cause of leafy's reject ass lmao

[@marcostsuna1]

I really wanted to see your original run of reviews, but I dont know were to find them. you re-sparked my interest in doctor who

[@stijnvandevyver7958]

Publicly reading a book is actually the best way to bait people into talking to you from my experience. Especially if it's a classic.

[@TeethSkylark]

"We have to isolate this." *pours into toilet to add to sewer system*

[@EarthboundX]

So where is that review of Zygon? Did you take it down?

[@marikroyals7111]

Looks like a rejected cyberman from the old Doctor Who.

[@jaidanielparker]

I could forgive the terrible cyber costume and Lauren's incomprehensibly bad medical decision making if the plot had been explained and resolved. I reached the end of the film feeling very unfulfilled. And the other reason the creatures behind the Cyberon drug are never named - Bill Baggs used the Cybermen in this without permission from the estates of Kit Pedler or Gerry Davis.

[@ThatLittleKitten]

Cool

[@bwanaugonjwa2445]

What is the song in the beginning

[@djwolf2213]

The robot looks like a bootleg power ranger monster

[@seriousbusiness4658]

which kevin macleod song plays at 15:48?

[@aaayu1]

If there were no boobs, i would've thought these were a family friendly comedy.

[@zaneb1319]

Is 'official fansite' a paradox?

[@fluzzythescrub8634]

Why not use Ron magic?

[@michaelhoule2134]

Did you know you have a VR-052f MOSPEADA, a AFC-01I Iota Legioss and a VHT 2A1 Spartas Veritech Hover Tank behind you? ..... just checking ;)

[@CriticalPenguin]

Please review the new P.R.O.B.E. Online series Quinton? 🙏 Out now on the BBV KZbin :)

[@TheNimaid]

R.I.P. Annotations as end cards

[@DeclanCorey]

holy crap Zygon was released one day before my 5th birthday

[@LicencetoWho]

I actually enjoyed this movie on my first watch, much like I did with the Auton films and P.R.O.B.E., Zygon however was just very unfortunate, at least we got an amazing video out of it by you, I do hope you un-private it, it was gold!

[@sweetandsaltyminx7310]

This movie looks like an FMV game.

[@ThomasVanHoesenDeadpooliscool]

what happened to the Zygon video?

[@CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness]

I wish we could watch those videos. What if you unlisted them and put them in a public playlist so only people who look for them can watch them?

[@PizzaHutAsuka]

Actually, Q, it says you started on the 1st.

[@ElodieCunningham]

oh hey the street at 9:48 is southampton high street

[@cameronmonaghan6883]

Quinton should review the Reeltime Doctor Who spin offs. They have a higher production quality and scripts are better made. Also they're still being made now. Plus they're considered canon by the wiki page. Personal favourite: Downtime.

[@spanishderp]

I keep rewatching this video hoping that maybe one day I will see a robotic Ron Swanson, because I'd pay through the nose for that.

[@MeGaShaHeS]

5 years.

[@fredjones2170]

“And my personal favorite....” *commercial break*

[@ZBott]

Sounds like BBV cram packed an entire first part of a Dr Who episode into a full length film. Is BBV even still a thing?

[@horsyswillkill]

This was made in 2016?

[@kayleebrown3069]

please review all hail king julien available on netflix. all of the madagascar lore shows to come out are actually of high quality. but king julien. his story must be analyzed. please

[@Materminds187]

Could you watch the first few episodes of K-9, the only Doctor Who Spin-Off show that is actually bad.

[@smackerooonii7001]

Where's the Homestuck video, Quinton Kyle Hoover?

[@thunderthighs645]

12:00 looks like the first edditon copy of the epic of Gilgamesh

[@LicencetoWho]

I think the main reason Cyberons budget isnt so great is because it was done RIGHT after they finished Auton 2 and 3 which had a lot of CGI Nestene shots.

[@LicencetoWho]

Same for Zygon having been filmed and done in 2003, but only releasing in 2008. Both films budgets suffered a lot.

[@emotionalsupportgoblin]

Thats not someone's livingroom, it's a carehome by the looks of it. They really look like that here.

[@coolryanfilms7396]

I thought this was gonna be a Parks n rec thing

[@duncanc3753]

Put the zygon video back up bb. Dont hide from your past

[@Crispman_777]

I feel like I've seen the lead actress before somewhere.

[@gracewildsmith1183]

Oh man August 3rd is my birthday brother

[@mikejarrett3297]

They are drinking bacardi breezers, i haven't seen them for years!

[@carmovision]

is... is this even an official movie? because if you told me this was a fanfilm from 2006 i would totally believe you

[@lizzieflamingo7367]

August 3rd is my birthday!

[@lizzieflamingo7367]

This is my birthday!

[@nokopanda4642]

My reaction to the thumbnail was mainly "holy balls, terminator Ron Swanson!" Needless to say I was kinda disappointed.

[@twigwigsoso]

Despite everything against it I'm still not convicted you're not my brother.

[@cameronmonaghan6883]

Ive been meaning to watch Zygon but it's out of issue

[@Washburn101]

This is a lot more JonTron than your more modern stuff.

[@benmasta5814]

you look so hygienic its weird.

[@TheDigworks]

lol i thought they looked a bit like cybermen

[@whatstdiggn]

This video's thumbnail is pinnacle of clickbait technology. It looks like you're reviewing a movie about Ron Swanson being the Terminator. Edit: okay I posted this exactly seconds before you mentioned exactly the thumbnail in question. So um, would this hypothetical movie I'm now almost suuicidally sad about this being a movie that doesn't exist be considered porn? I mean I certainly cant think of anything sexier but I'm not inclined to fap about it. Is...is this feeling love? I love this movie that is not real!. Someone write me a screenplay so I don't have to die the shell of an empty human.

[@Tsukuyomi28]

It's literally just a cyberman.cyberpunk. Maybe it's censored because he didn't want to get sued.

[@user-po6kl5sz8r]

Isn’t zygon a doctor who monster

[@kamilee4123]

Little studios Yee

[@MagusX1]

Hey man, I saw your pm and could not sned you a reply through that method. I think your request is fair and I will unlist the video at your request.

[@anthonyadkins6288]

So... a squip.

[@natalieely8555]

But it's not from Japan...

[@aaronainairetv]

18:09 day 467 in the Ghost House

[@gorichiego8945]

the stain lmao

[@ZemplinTemplar]

BBV was the absolute pits when it comes to attempts at Whoniverse fan films. The fact that at least half of these films feel more like boring pornos than anything with a vaguely interesting narrative, says a lot.

[@McDADDyK]

Lmao drugs can take one day in fact they can take a few seconds...

[@cakecrusaders5176]

Squips gone wrong

[@zaneb1319]

Moichendising

[@phantomarchive]

21 comments?

[@arturhours]

36 now

[@gregorygrammery1594]

I came for a terminator Ron Swanson. I was disappointed.

[@sethmiller2532]

The thumbnail catfishes me into thinking this was going to be a fun, budget film made Nick Offerman, or at least starring him, but instead I was introduced to something else, and I'm severely disappointed.