Quirky Enough for Concern? || Two Hot Takes Podcast || Reddit Stories

[@jamie6698]

If you're going to start a food truck, you should start a pancake food truck and call it "Two Hot Cakes."

[@TheEnthusiasticHobo]

Dinner menu could be two hot steaks. Also to cater to the fish and chips crowd, two hot hakes is also an option!

[@sydthedinosaur]

i love humans, yall creative fr

[@availanila]

I'd buy two red velvet pancakes from that food truck.

[@_malikajamz]

i thought Morgy’s burgey’s

[@YoYo_Ma]

​@@_malikajamzhome of the Morgan burger!

[@HanEmbroiders]

as a full-time artist myself, the first story is absolutely wild to me🤣 I can't imagine spending hours crafting a piece of art in the *hopes* that someone would pity-purchase it/feel guilted into buying it! that is so wild, I wouldn't recommend that as a business model to anyone😅

[@L33W1NT3R5]

I would rather just offer it as a gift, then if someone else sees it in their house, maybe they like the art style and would ask about who did it, they could get more clients with honey than with vinegar

[@SabianArts]

SAME! I'm an artist myself and I will be the first one to say my art is not for everyone. I am completely comfortable with other people not liking what I do and I would never in my life guilt someone into buying a piece of my art. How embarrassing!

[@rebeccaernette1749]

Same, i would never expect a family member to pay for something they didnt ask for. It would be a gift. I paint bottles into vases for family members as a gift. I made like 3 for when i visit my parents. The sister is scheming

[@rileyrainstorm]

same i am a tattoo artist and i couldn’t imagine designing a piece and forcing it on my clients or family/friends lol

[@WheeledCube]

This! I'm trying to get back into doing art, and maybe work towards selling/being hired for art. And i get navigating the selling portion is a challenge, it's what I struggle with most, but I'd never do what this person is doing. But I've done plenty as gifts for friends and family in the past, in various media types (blankets, paintings, jewelry, etc).

[@tayloreppard9977]

Story one: $2000 is a lot of money to “keep the peace”

[@Kim-vt8yr]

First story gave me the ick! As a small business owner myself there’s nothing that puts customers off more than desperation! And she reeks of it 😂

[@Manders73]

Agreed, Susanne's audacity is unbelievable.

[@byusaranicole]

It's literally a shakedown.

[@laurentrano7184]

Story 3- at the beginning of the pandemic, when there was a baby formula shortage, my sister was panicked as she couldn’t find the specific kind of formula my niece required. I relayed this to my husband, telling him I was concerned (obviously) as my mom, my sister or myself could not find this formula or it was to expensive for my sister. My husband found it in a few hours, paid the ridiculous price, and had it shipped to her overnight. My husband and sister do not get along, and he never got thanked for what he did, but he did it again when my second niece was born. Burger husband, the least he could do is buy burgers every week. That’s your sister in law and clearly your wife cares deeply for her sister. Support her. Total asshole

[@ArtificialPerson]

Your husband did what was right!

[@rachelanderson5608]

I had a coworker who was upset that her baby's formula was hard to find during covid. I bought the biggest canisters I could find every time I was at the grocery store. She said thank you, never paid me back or offered, I never asked or expected it either. She also continued to make nasty comments about me not friending her on social media, not wanting to hang out after work or on weekends and avoiding work food related events. I have very little social media presence, I suffer with chronic pain and just want to go home, not out and about, I work weekends, yes, every day and I'm allergic to most foods and have bad reactions so I try not to eat anything that I didn't make or order. I would literally walk in to work, hand her a canister of formula and get called into the director's office due to another of her complaints. I forgot to mention that I'm also old enough to be her mother, my kids are her age and would be more apt to hangout with her than me. She said she didn't believe my boring lifestyle because I'm funny and date a cop. There's no way we're both boring. We are SO boring! Your husband is a good guy, congrats !

[@taylorpatten8708]

Your husband did such a nice thoughtful thing… my only thing is… I would never let a family member sister or not disrespect my husband. I have even cut off my mother for disrespecting and not accepting him. Not to be mean or anything… I just feel like your husband is obviously trying really hard for your sister to see him and appreciate him and… yeah idk just a thought❤ 55:35

[@Kaylamacc]

The squirt story KILLED ME because the way mom said it reeked 😂😂 the way the bf describes the taste and smell was funny as hell lol. Let me run and go drink a gallon of water omg

[@alexshaw8167]

She absolutely just pissed the bed 😂 Soaked through the comforter and through the mattress? Yeah, Ok buddy 🙄

[@emilydecanter164]

Not in a judgmental way, but I’ve never heard of it “reeking” or having that heavy of a smell, I’ve typically never smelled it after it’s happened??

[@ashleyduckworthyt3224]

@@emilydecanter164me either. None of my friends have ever indicated any smell.

[@casandraweightman9479]

Bring back the deep dive please ❤

[@kashinimeyo]

Girl probably does have a UTI or something if it REEKS

[@isabellegoncalves3929]

First story: a gift is a gift, don't offer something with the expectation to be paid for it, it's actually very rude

[@HayleySulfridge]

Right?! I felt like the discount wasn’t the favor they thought it was, if anything it was adding insult to injury somehow

[@teddybeaj]

the burger story is crazy because if the wife is paying for the burgers then he’s actually spending MORE to get his burger from mcdonalds…

[@TwoHotTakes]

Oooo you're good!!

[@duqial]

For me the crazy part is eating burgers every week! It isn't a very weekly type of meal imo, so I would understand from the health perspective, but no he is just being Scrooge

[@na1ani218]

My take is that he hates seeing what he views as a waste of money. His wife has the recipe and could cook the same burger herself for less, and the sister sells out easily so she doesn't actually need the support. What OP is failing to do is value his wife's time and effort and add it to his equation. I also like finding ways to save money, and often try to diy stuff instead of doing an easier buy. Luckily, my husband sticks up for me against myself and reminds me that my time is valuable and to add the cost of my time to the value to see if it is truly "cost effective". Even if it was low cost in time/ effort for his wife, if it gives her joy to support her sister, that adds to the value of the burger purchase as well. I hope OP apologized to his wife ❤

[@danaboo88]

@@TwoHotTakesand she’s supporting her hard working sister !! If they couldn’t afford it fine but they can- so I love that a sister is supporting AND receiving delicious burgers that wifey doesn’t have to make herself.

[@hcf4kd1992]

​@@duqial I don't know why not? They have vegetables on them. They are pan fried as are lots of other meats. There's nothing inherently bad about them. I get fries not being weekly, but not burgers.

[@aidenoneal552]

For the 5th story: Name calling during arguments is an instant red flag. People in healthy partnerships absolutely can fight sometimes but you need to fight fair and fight productively. Name calling like that is one way that verbal ab*se shows up in relationships. She needs to run for so many reasons, I hope she’s ok

[@ashduran]

The burger story: I rolled my eyes at the part where he STILL BOUGHT A BURGER. But instead of putting the money into his sister in laws pocket while receiving a tasty burger at a reasonable price he chose to spend his money at a large chain for a less tasty burger. And I'm pretty sure McDonald's is about the same price these days smh. Make it make sense smh

[@Tink00]

"My wife is so weird for supporting her sister's burger business. I'm going to give MY money to an evil megacorporation because I'm better than her" lmao

[@Ssssaaaammm...]

That's such a good point! He still bought a burger. He just doesn't want to give the SIL money

[@BlooopAlotl]

That one made me so mad omg that guy is....something

[@catT5236]

Story 6: why doesn't the sister plan herself a memorial for her late fiancé which could incorporate some of the wedding stuff like wearing the dress? If she tells everyone she needs to do this as closure I'm sure they'd all understand. She shouldn't be trying to hijack her brother's wedding to get this closure, she should have her own event.

[@WaifuVoorhees]

I was thinking this exact same thing, it'd be lovely to have a separate event dedicated to herself and her late partner's memory. It's not fair to hijack the brother's day.

[@SillyDwea]

Story 1: listen, art is subjective even if on a technical side bad art does exist. However, they are obviously being guilt tripped into buying something they have shown no interest in. Expecting and keeping tabs on if members of your family bought your art is not it at all. Either do it as a gift with no expectation of payment or wait to be asked to make that portrait and get paid. OP is definitely not the asshole.

[@tobis2387]

that’s exactly what i was thinking. the art could be the highest quality, best art on the planet and it would still be bad manners to expect your family to buy art presented as a “gift”

[@srose1088]

I'm just curious what you think of the art style? It reminds me of the prints you see in a coffee shop chain. It's probably got a name, but idk what. It's not something I see in peoples homes usually. It's got a corporate feel to me.

[@athenedavidowski]

@@srose1088I couldn’t find the link to the art???

[@njc1304]

"There was just something about you walking in." Dang it, Justin, why am I tearing up? 😢

[@proctorsledge]

i was smiling like a fool listening to that section lol

[@brenyselira3714]

Hearing him talk about their first date is making me giggle and kick my feet. I hope I find someone that makes me feel like he feels for Morgan, and someone feels the same for me

[@alexisramirez1120]

SAMMEEEE!! cannot stop kicking my lil feet lmaoo

[@oxyroid]

dude, justin treats morgan like crap most of the time and demeans her..

[@LolitaAngel6]

IT WAS SO DAMN CUTE

[@denny7119]

​@@oxyroid huh? Considering we only see 1 - 1.5hrs of their interaction, that is a presumptions comment to make

[@oxyroid]

@@denny7119 i’m referencing many of their other videos together. he acts like a pouting child and constantly belittles her lol

[@briansuper315]

Morgan! Just want to say, I’ve been an avid watcher/listener for about a year now. You’ve helped me and my partner with entertainment while we are driving. More specifically my drive to California to Florida has helped me so much. Just want to say I’m such a huge fan of yours 😊😊😊 sending positive vibes

[@TwoHotTakes]

Awh so happy you're here! I love that you roped your partner in too now

[@Mamabear8654]

Story 7- I KNEW IT!!! When someone gets THAT defensive they're guilty of something even if it's just planning on doing something wrong. Obviously it's insulting when someone insinuates you'd do something terrible but his reaction is excessive and it's telling

[@plottwistpleasethepodcast4469]

Same. I knew immediately.

[@suger12323]

For the story about the wedding dress, I feel like a good solution could be the sister wears the dress she’s supposed to the whole time. Then at the reception after the new couple has their dance they could make an announcement. “And because my sister never got her dance in dedication of so-and-so who passed away she and my father are going to do the father daughter dance” and then his sister comes out in her wedding dress with her dad and they do their dance and then after the dance she gets back into her bridesmaids dress. Then it’s kinda like she gets her moment.

[@kaylaperez8414]

Yes, that's what I was thinking! If they are comfortable with her wearing the dress during her father daughter dance I think that could be perfect. She gets that moment and pictures/video. Again, only if both grooms feel it's appropriate, I think this could be a great option!

[@Soon2BGhost]

As an artist myself… you can’t just paint something for someone who didn’t ask, and expect them to pay for it. If you paint something for someone without them requesting or commissioning it, it’s a gift… not a sale. And it’s very disgusting she made this art without them requesting it and expects $2.5k for it lol that’s absolutely ridiculous.

[@Gorentaya]

Im also an artist and I second this opinion🤝

[@_rileyvictoria_]

That was the craziest part when they said 2.5k thats crazy to expect to push that on someone when they didn’t ask for it

[@Soon2BGhost]

@@_rileyvictoria_ yeah like it’s a big painting so I get it… if they commissioned her. But because they didn’t ask for it I expected okay “well maybe she wants whatever the supplies cost” nope lol. I was so shocked at the price tag lol

[@SocietalNoob]

for story 6: idk if has ever been done, but i think the sister should have a ceremony to celebrate the love between her and her partner. she can wear her dress and have a ceremony in which she gets to pleadge her unwavering love for her late partner. and then the family can be there to fully support her in her love and grief appropriately.

[@christinemcphee5594]

That's what I was thinking. Or even something like a fancy/pumped out picnic type outdoorsy event in some beautiful area. Like u could take time to hire a photographer and maybe even cater it if there are the funds. I donno. Like I love the idea of abunch of blankets set out to sit on but u could have tables set up and made pretty in some private location. So many options to do a beautiful even centered around her and her relationship with him, what could have been, etc, without her needing to feel any guilt over getting emotional and "causing a seen" or whatever cuz that would also just be so stressful for her and probably would tie some mixed messy feeling to the dress whenever she saw the dress/photos or remembered the wedding

[@izzyfizzy6785]

Story 3 the husband saying "i got a big mac for cheaper" like it's a brag is hilarious, i sure hope it would be cheaper if its packed full of secret ingredients & made in a factory miles away. Homemade food for the win especially if it means supporting your pregnant sister/sister in law

[@marilishr5978]

Just checked and a Big Mac combo in my area is $7.95 where I live so it’s not even cheaper if you take the freshness into account 😅

[@carolinacampuzano5519]

Dead Silence is the movie with the puppets and the ventriloquist. :)

[@Gabexyz3]

Yes! that movie is still on my top list of creepy horror movies. I loved it but it was creepy especially for the time it came out, like 2009 or around those times I think? 😆

[@jordobabie97]

scared the shit out of me when i first watched it, the song is so unsettling

[@typicaljulik]

​@@jordobabie97love the song 'Who's holding you now' that plays in the film tho

[@puplife7939]

Story 4: as someone who was raised in a hoarding environment, I used to leave "fidget" piles as my husband calls them. 1. we had an honest discussion on how it upset him. In return I made a serious effort to be sure I picked up my piles as I went. (I always cleaned up in the end but sometimes it would be a day or two before hand) 2. I now have a fidget bucket that if my adhd is just too much I throw it in the bucket and when I have mental bandwidth (end of day or early next morning) I empty my bucket and put where it goes. Over the past decade this has evolved into usually only 1 or 2 items in the bucket. I feel SO MUCH BETTER!! I don't feel near as anxious, and our house is always ready for people to come over. He of course gave me grace and didn't expect perfection as he knew that adhd and trauma played a role into my cluttered behavior. To be clear it was usually a hoodie or my water glass I would come back to etc. Never anything DIRTY like old food etc.

[@YoYo_Ma]

I have ADHD but am very neat and tidy. I've learned many work-arounds to achieve this and if my space is a mess, my brain is a mess. My partner is a slob...which I knew going in. However, after expressing to him how it makes me feel, he is doing such a good job of cleaning up after himself and cleaning as he goes. It's still amazing to watch the path of destruction he leaves in his wake, but he's at least mindful of it and does clean up. I've caught him putting stuff away after using it, wiping spills immediately and putting his laundry in the hamper instead of the floor. Miracles can happen! But OP was literally conned into believing her partner was not a slob. I couldn't get past that, personally.

[@puplife7939]

@YoYo_Ma oh absolutely, it's the lying for me! Heck, NO! You sound similar to how my husband is, I absolutely always cleaned up any spills or messes previously. My big ones though were dishes not going in the dish washer (I would rinse but not put them in idk why now 🤣) or things on the counter like paperwork or keys etc. My big one was clothes in the bathroom. It wasn't a lot but ALWAYS replenished by the new dirty clothes. I LOVE how my brain feels now that my house isn't cluttered. It has helped me SOOOO MUCH and I don't think I could go back to not having my little tricks and tidy house. I think it's important to reiterate I was never dirty (could be my trauma coming out) I was just messy with things and disorganized.

[@YoYo_Ma]

@puplife7939 My hubby was also raised by a hoarder, so I give him a lot of grace. As for me, I found some podcasts that really helped me. A Slob Comes Clean is great. One of her best tips is when you find something that doesn't belong there, just bring it to where it needs to go, right away. Don't put it in a pile of stuff to be put away "later". Even if it means going upstairs with the tweezers and only the tweezers to put them away. I used to make little piles everywhere, thinking I was being efficient. But I would inevitably get distracted with something else, and never get around to it...or feel like a failure when the house was still a mess after hours of me "tidying" lol. Now, at least rhe tweezers are where they belong and I know where to find them, instead of rummaging thru 18 piles of stuff. Rules to live by: don't put it down, put it away. Put garbage in the garbage as soon as it becomes garbage. Put dirty clothes in the hamper, and have a chair in your room for not quite dirty yet clothes you'll wear again that week. Clean as you go. A place for everything, and everything in it's place. Store like, with like. Bless our hearts!

[@izzytarrant5765]

The first story reminds me of the Big Bang Theory when Amy gets Penny an ugly painting and she can't say no, so she has to hang it in her apartment all the time! Anyone else? 😂

[@EdibleStars369]

As someone who is a small business artist, I'd never start making a custom portrait before someone asked for it, and if I went ahead and made it without asking first, it would be a gift for free but used for my social media content. Wild to make it first and then insist they must purchase it

[@siisiii100]

Regarding the last story. As a former military spouse, cheating happens quite frequently in the military on both sides. But it's way more common for the soldier to cheat then the spouse. The really messed up part is a lot of times everybody in the platoon knows which soldiers are cheating but nobody tells the spouse.

[@flashbabe101]

Yes! The real unicorn is a military couple that doesn't have infidelity during the course of their career! So super common.

[@kenedyishmael79]

TWO HOT STEAKS would have to be the name of your burger truck, Morgan 🔥🍔😂

[@sparksflylove]

With Two Hot Crab Cakes as well

[@ChocolateMe77]

and for hot dogs, Two Hot Franks

[@HeatherDay_Designs]

Story 6: if their wedding hasn’t already happened, I would be more than happy to take his sisters wedding gown and turn it into a few wearable pieces that could also be passed down to her child. I used to be a bridal seamstress and I embellish jackets and make bags, etc. I could embellish a jacket for her, make some bags for her, etc. that way she could also wear it other than the wedding. And Morgan as soon as you finished telling the story I instantly thought of Schitt’s Creek😂

[@carmen.a.mendiola]

OMG the new studio, it all looks pro, you, the studio, the talks. Love it all!

[@opal1411]

Usually nothing is TMI for me, but story number two was wild lol

[@cindyjemutai9812]

I'm glad Justin is good at math. The kids won't completely suffer 😂😂

[@Chelsea_Mom]

😂😂😂 the kids will have the best of both of them!

[@L33W1NT3R5]

I mean, even if they are bad at math its not the end of the world lol, tutors and learning disabilities exist and people do fine

[@Chelsea_Mom]

@@L33W1NT3R5 100% my 3 year old is autistic and I think it’s more of a superpower than a disability. Everyone’s got their thing and the things they do not. Thank God or else life would be boring!! He’s taught me SO much.

[@cindyjemutai9812]

​@L33W1NT3R5 it's a little running joke on here how bad at math Morgan and the girls are. It's a cute lighthearted thing we're always laughing with them not at them. I'm pretty bad at math myself ngl

[@L33W1NT3R5]

@@cindyjemutai9812 ah i see

[@Gabexyz3]

7. This made me so ANGRY for OP!!! OP is such a good guy he didn’t deserve that. His boyfriend is a huge AH. “I was gonna cheat but you ruined it” F off. I hope OP finds someone better who will never cheat on you or gaslight you. I wish I could find a BF as sweet and thoughtful and kind as that.

[@kellyhubbard3745]

I’m a baker and when I first started my business I offered free cakes, cupcakes, and cookies to friends as both advertisement and for pictures to put in social media. I would have never just shown up to an event with baked goods in hand, no permission from the host, and expected them to pay for it. That first story is just wild!

[@Starsongzz]

7:03 as someone who went to art school with the hopes of selling my art, everything I made FOR someone as a surprise was absolutely free. It’s ridiculous to expect anyone to do anything, especially without asking up front. Plus art is so subjective that I wouldn’t try to force my personal style on someone. It’s tacky behavior and embarrassing. 23:05 I have pee dreams all the time, usually I can find it but they’re like an open concept with no doors and I feel awkward, it has ended in me peeing a few times 😎

[@GosterMonster526]

Story 7: Sometimes the trash takes itself out 🤷

[@edenstanding8676]

The first story is like the artist version of the guy who, totally unprovoked, smears up your windshield with a filthy squeegee and then asks for a tip

[@SabianArts]

I love when Justin talks about how he knew he wanted to marry Morgan after thier first date. He is so romantic and sweet. ❤

[@loni1932]

If shordy soaked through multiply layers, and reeks… she probably just pissed on you dude.

[@Thieves.Guild.Princess]

We don't hear much of what the fiance thinks about the situation on Story 6. OP says he'd be happy with a court wedding. To me, that says his fiance is looking forward to the traditional wedding. How would he feel about the sister in full bridal gettup? Is the fiance really okay with it, or is he staying quiet because he doesn't want to rock the boat? OP sounds like an amazing brother, but is the fiance even agreeing to the father/daughter dance, etc? So much more info needed!

[@zodka222]

$45 for 4 meals isn’t bad , I feel like you’re spending the same amount for garbage from McDonalds… she’s supporting family and getting good food for her and her kids !

[@EdibleStars369]

It's for 5 meals, OP, wife and 3 kids at $9 per burger. Its not bad at all and he says they can afford it, he just seems to begrudge spending it on the sister

[@Vanessa-fs7oz]

I think it's actually 5 meals. Even better!

[@InspiringZebras]

@@EdibleStars369I think it’s just me that I’m poor, 45$ weekly that’s absolutely heinous and stresses me out especially since op said she was selling out daily. Going a few times even once a month or just giving her the money to help in my opinion would be better. And just because they can afford it doesn’t always mean it’s the best course of action. I don’t think it’s about helping the sister but the principle of spending almost 200$ a month on burgers she has the recipe for.

[@faithandray6824]

@@InspiringZebrasthat’s my thought too, we’re doing fine financially however that’s still insane to me

[@FabiolaGonzalez-xu7zr]

It’s not meals tho, it’s just the burger. Yeah it’s still kinda of good $45 for 5 but it’s not a full meal

[@ivylovesrunning]

NEVER TELL YOUR RELIGIOUS FAMILY THAT YOU DIDN'T PEE THE BED!!!

[@jaeydnheeren]

it seems you know from personal experience 😭 the passion in this comment is sending me

[@ivylovesrunning]

​@jaeydnheeren It will not benefit anyone sharing that information. The parents will be upset, the girlfriend will be upset with the boyfriend, and they may breakup. The relationships will never be the same.

[@kallutozoldyck4222]

Story 5 hit me right in the feelings because of a breakup I've been going through rn. We took a break to get our crap together (LDR was tough on him), but he looked me in the eye and told me not to worry, he couldn't imagine being with anyone else. During this "break," we weren't dating, but continued to hook up, say I love yous, talk daily, and plan our future. I later found out that a very sentimental gift he gave me during that time was something he won at an arcade while on a date with someone else. I don't think I've ever felt so broken haha

[@tirrywilliams]

Story 2: The update had me rolling with all the extra unnecessary info 😂

[@merriuh]

I screamed at "sometimes a man needs a whiff and a bean"

[@stefansalvatore4103]

177 Episodes? Wow. That is insane. You gotta get all the gang for the 200th Episode.

[@Shadyscupc4k3]

I was in a long distance relationship with a guy that I thought I knew but as soon as we got married in order to be together his entire personality changed and he became extremely hostile towards me and gaslighting me constantly. Thankfully it was the distance that saved me from this man. As soon as he went home and I was supposed to ready up for him to come live with me I told him I’m done and later filed for divorce. I’ve never come that close to dodging a bullet ever.

[@Taewills]

This is extremely scary! Did you know him / date him long before the long distance arrangement?

[@DiMagnolia]

TW for SA and other ab*se: My ex husband did the same to me, he put on the façade of the perfect boyfriend and fiancé that he unmasked after marriage. We moved to an apartment together a week after the wedding (we had been semi living together prior but not fully). Suddenly he was disgustingly messy, started being incredibly controlling, SAed me while I screamed and cried for him to stop, forced me to quit school, cheated, ruined my credit, forced us to move out of our apartment after only 2 months and in with his family, isolated me as much as he could from my friends and family, it was horrible. All this happened in just over a year, I’m so glad to be divorced and far away from him.

[@Shadyscupc4k3]

@@Taewills we dated for two years before we got married and were in a long distance relationship during our entire relationship

[@Shadyscupc4k3]

@@DiMagnolia I’m so sorry you had to go through that but I’m glad you got out. You’re not alone and it wasn’t your fault ❤️

[@anastasiarivera3063]

Justin's story of seeing Morgan for the first time is SO SWEEEEEETTTTT 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@DiMagnolia]

Story 6: the sister should genuinely throw herself a wedding to celebrate the love she and her late partner had and to honor his memory with her children. She can live out her bridal fantasy and invite all her loved ones. She doesn’t need to encroach on OPs wedding at all, that’s not fair to anyone.

[@xxoldmagicxx]

The sister and the dress: I think he’s uncomfortable and doesn’t know why because 1. He knows it’ll bring up feelings that she’s not aware of and 2. She WILL become a target from people that don’t know her or her situation and she’ll be attacked… The mom is completely out of pocket. The audacity!

[@sparksflylove]

The mom is either choosing violence or is the most oblivious person in the world

[@ashleyduckworthyt3224]

Squirt story- I’ve never had a single one of my girl friends say that there’s EVER been any smell. Squirting usually doesn’t have a smell and it’s not THAT much. Sounds like his gf just peed…

[@jacquelineanderson8486]

There is NO SMELL. So she peed.

[@AmyGreaves-t5m]

Knowing who next week’s guest is, I’m setting a reminder on my phone. I’ve never been more excited for an episode

[@TwoHotTakes]

You think you know but it’s not Reb yet 😏 heheheheh

[@monicacurtis3986]

Story 1: Who remembers the painting Amy gave to Penny on The Big Bang Theory?

[@thiagouuuuuuu]

im so happy you guys still post these regularly, i started listening like two weeks ago and i’ve literally been BINGING and praying the podcast doesn’t end cause every time i get a new obsession im awfully late 😭🙏

[@jesmeyer732]

The burger one is her supporting her single mother family member while helping herself. She doesn’t have to cook or clean up the mess! Worth it 100 percent in my humble opinion! He’s totally the AH

[@nicoles2159]

that first story reminds me of those las vegas / hollywood characters who will run up to take a pic with you, then harass you for money because they're not free LMFAO

[@Gabexyz3]

4. Telling him to be a grown ass adult and to clean up after himself is NOT asking him to “change himself” in a controlling toxic way, this is something all grown people should do and he’s tricking others to do it for him. Trying to “change him” in a controlling toxic way would be telling him to stop liking legos or watching a certain show or something. This is different. She should do what Morgan said and if he gets mad and gaslights she should tell him get his act together or she will leave him and he can marry his mommy since that’s what he wants is someone to take care of his messes. I don’t think he will so girl runnnn!

[@MrsBoogie002]

Story 6: A - This guy is AWESOME to be so open to so many options for his sister to honor her late husband! She should do one of those Angle photo shoots where she could get professional photos done in her wedding dress and then they photoshop her late husband into the pics. Then maybe the brother could have a table space for him and at the reception they could announce that sister will be doing a father daughter dance in honor of her late husband who was due to marry her and then have the photos she took in her dress playing on a screen slide show style during the dance. This should happen AFTER the brother gets all of HIS dances at HIS wedding, but before they open the dance floor to everyone. I think that would flow very smoothly, yet it would be clear what the point was and she won't be bombarded with questions PRIOR to this moment. She can then enjoy her brother's wedding for what it is, knowing her and her husband will be acknowledged and honored, but it won't be the center of her entire experience there. One day she may want to remember her brother's wedding as something other than her own stand in wedding that never got to take place. B - (Sort of side note....but.....) I think the moms comment was really weird in regards to it being "less of a big deal since it's a gay wedding and there won't be a bride". That feels real off to me. I actually feel like it might be MORE noticeable in that case, and it may bring unwanted questions to the grooms from distance relatives, etc. Kind of seems like a slap in the face to attempt to "appear" somehow still traditional??? 🤔🤔🤔 I don't know, I can't quite put my finger on it but I know if it were me it would feel almost directed negatively at the fact that I was marrying someone of the same gender.

[@morgangonnelly5683]

Justins perspective of your first date and the way he told it was so touching💙 when he saw you walk in to the restaurant, he even remembers what you were wearing. I’ve had moments like this too. But for some reason guys (the good ones) have a photographic memory of the way their girlfriend/wife looked in certain moments. Mine always remembers this time he stopped by the hair salon and I was waiting for my color to process so I was standing near the window waiting and i turned around when he pulled up out front and I smiled thru the window. He must have told me 20 times how much he loved that. I still hear about this and a few other ones years later. But it’s so easy to see that Justin really loves you and is thrilled to be with YOU. You’re both so lucky to have each other.

[@MrsBoogie002]

Story 7 --- He needs to RUN!!! Not to bash our military personnel, but I was married to someone in the army who went on deployment and my eyes were opened in how intense and real cheating culture is in the military. They all do it, and they all make excuses for each other. If this guy is a cheater deep down (same as my ex) it's a perfect environment to get your rocks off without remorse. There's a narrative there about military wives and they'll have plenty of stories to back up why they are justified in doing what they do. Even if those stories are all second hand and have nothing to do with your own relationship, the group mentality kicks in and it takes a strong soul to resist it. The fact he admitted that he was excited about the prospect of cheating tells you everything you need to know. That means this group of guys he will be with have likely already discussed this and made a point to have each other's backs. This is a normal ass conversation in his world..... How to cheat, get away with it, and IF you get caught..how to divert blame back onto their spouse. They can become trained in gaslighting if they aren't aware and determined enough to let shit slide or not take the talk seriously. But that may also mean isolating yourself for a long time in an environment where you're already isolated and those ass hole cheating ass fuck heads are the only people you got! It'll turn the good ones bad, and the bad ones diabolical. Similar to prison. If you go in ok, you aren't coming out ok. Ok many levels. So tread with caution if you stay, but I would run and run far and do it ASAP.

[@flashbabe101]

Very much so. When my cousin's hub was deployed in Asia, they had to listen to an orientation on prostitution and STDs because cheating with SWs is so abundant. He sold her some bullshit months later about hundreds of dollars he couldn't account for missing was him buying hurricane supplies for the barracks with no receipts.

[@ChocolateMe77]

42:36 IF MORGAN OPENED A BURGER JOINT SHE COULD CALL IT TWO HOT PATTIES, AND THE SIGNATURE BURGER WOULD BE DOUBLE DECKER !!!!

[@Siihannanas]

Was thinking 2 hot steaks 😂 42:56

[@Soon2BGhost]

“How can you believe I’m capable of such things! Anyways I was planning on cheating on you.” Huh???? Lol Yes you’re allowed to be upset. Because despite you having given permission he basically said he prefers to break your boundaries. Even in an open relationship, cheating still happens and it is still valid to be upset by it.

[@ghosty8193]

Story 2: ngl this sounds like a fetish post 😂 especially with that update.

[@Tink00]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this lol

[@wb624]

6:00 my brother in Christ, 1900 could pay my rent for a month. I need 2500 to pay all my bills for the month. Why would anyone want to buy a portrait no one commissioned her for?

[@plantwithroos]

Story 4: as someone who is messy (adhd) and honestly doesn't see mess (it IS very hard for me to put away the crackers 😂) since moving in together I've learned that my boyfriend really likes a clean and tidy home. I'm actually cleaning our house while listening to this😅 - my own dopamine doesn't work but making him happy is the extra push to make me do it. He's worth it! ❤

[@Skywalker99822]

Morgan should call her new Burger Joint "Two Hot Patties"

[@raspberryitalia3464]

Story 2 - the parents know that's not pee. If they let the couple share a bed, they're not that strict and they're not stupid. They used wetting the bed as a way to keep from having to talk about what was really going on.

[@venusw4356]

tbh some people are that stupid or just delusional, or they just won't accept reality so they decide not to believe it. not everyone, probably not even most people, but some for sure

[@DiMagnolia]

Cognitive dissonance and denial are a hell of a drug.

[@ImLuvinMe001]

if the mom said it REEKS that’s definitely pee

[@vic2655]

Morgan's burger place should be named Two Hot Steaks that's a no brainer

[@natalielorenzana602]

story 4: my mom use to hide my stuff and refuse to tell me where it is if i left it out in the house. i know this a little different but it did teach me to put my shit away because i hated having the look through the whole house to find whatever i left out 😂

[@apersonnamedkai817]

OP and the gf in story 2 need to purchase a waterproof mattress protection sheets. There’s also throw blankets meant for….water sports.

[@fleshlightyear3686]

RIP to Morgan saying "runed"(ruined).1:33:55 the way she ATE that enunciation was so iconic i tripped over my own jaw

[@shannono9421]

Story 6, imagine how heartbreaking it would be if someone from the other family misunderstood the situation and spilled red wine on the dress thinking it was a snub. One of the last beautiful memorial pieces from sisters lost love would be ruined forever and the splasher would think they were a hero until it was too late

[@sunnyjoslynn851]

Came here from ApplyPodcasts just to say - Morgan I LOVE the way you say “too-er” (tour)!! As a NYer, I pronounce it “tore”, but the way you say it is so cute! 😂

[@nancypaopal3]

The first thing I noticed was the background. What a change! It looks amazing!

[@hellohardbacks4421]

The first story is like stealing a dog, waiting for the owner to post a reward, and then returning the dog for the money 😂😭

[@C00kie__]

My friend actually conducted the all-female and majority-WOC orchestra (The Sinfonietta) for Barbie at the Hollywood bowl! Everyone should check them out!

[@TwoHotTakes]

Yes!!! This is who we saw. So incredible

[@lidiawor_b9691]

I've seen a TikTok of a "Live painter" who draws the couple at their wedding and she is doing it DURING the wedding... She takes the same price for a live painting and they're BEAUTIFUL 🙄

[@isingsometimes]

Anyone else craving a burger after story 3? Lol

[@Milshua]

Yes!

[@led_5226]

Absolutely buy ths painting. Put it in the bathroom. When asked why it's in there, tell them it's there to scare the sh!t out of people!!

[@BabyFrogDawg]

I can’t stress this enough, I love the new set ❤

[@thatawkwardpotato1573]

Justin whispering “diarrhea 😩” after Morgan’s mess up was so funny 😂😂

[@SweetPea_G]

For story #4 I want to quote Dusty Thunder, who says “Pain creates change”. No one can ‘change’ someone who doesn’t want to change. Too often, people hide parts of their personality until they get you legally bound to them. I learned this the hard way, twice. It’s scary how long some people can keep up that ruse, too.

[@juliaf.7701]

Story 4: I am also very messy and my depression makes it hard for me to clean as I go. BUT I am always upfront about being a messy person and I would never let anyone else clean up my mess. My parents keep offering, but I won't let them. Having my partner clean 24/7 whilr I keep making a mess? Absolutely not!

[@karapersinger8401]

I feel like story's 7s partner just told him he was gonna try to cheat just to hurt OP back. I think he hurt him badly when he said he could cheat and he was trying to hurt him back when he said that he already planned to.

[@meghanhenderson8417]

That first story is wild. My partner is a full time painter. He's been studying for his entire life about 40 years he's been at a semi professional or professional level. He's studied in Florence. He would charge something similar to what this woman is attempting to charge for her unsolicited painting. Also he knows some of his stuff won't sell and he's okay with that. Our house is littered with paintings that haven't sold yet and maybe never will. Maybe what this woman needs is a mentor in how the art industry actually works.

[@audreymarie1191]

Justins reaction/take on story 3 has me dying 😂😂 he’s so funny without trying

[@tararaine9511]

LOL Justin’s ending “pow pow” 😂❤️

[@Itsrei98.]

Call the burger TWO HOT BUNS!!

[@katherinebradley1832]

"I'm not reading another f-ing comment... Unless there's a really good one " 🤣🤣

[@Coren427]

Get someone who looks at you the way Morgan and Justin look at each other. ❤❤❤

[@alirez426]

With story 7. There is nothing immoral about consensual nonmonogamy. Allowing your partner to have their needs met without the guilt of cheating isn't bad or morally wrong. Where immortality comes is what the boyfriend wanted to do and that's just cheating.

[@priscillatavarez2757]

I just found you'll about a month ago and now I'm going to the live show as a VIP. Love your show!!!!

[@VictoriaFran-y9b]

The movie is called Dead Silence, where the father wife makes him into a puppet ( from the first story ) I believe...I hope that helps❤

[@elizabethdontlikeyou]

Story 6- what if she wore her dress at the rehearsal dinner instead & get some pics, have a little moment in it without technically being the day of the wedding

[@cheekofeather6310]

The way Justin explained their first date. ❤❤ I remember walking into my shift at a restaurant and i was introduced to everybody and then turned around to this guy and my brain went 'shiiiit, that's your husband' and after 2 years of hiding our feelings we admitted it to eachother. 8 years later- we're engaged, own a house and have 3 cats. He said one night after a drink 'I saw you, and it was like I knew you- I just needed to let it go (he was in a relationship when we met) but I couldn't. The more I saw you, spoke to you, the more I knew- this is my wife' 😂❤ xxxx

[@randomtology]

Story 6: My take is going to be harsher, but I don't think it's appropriate at all for the sister to use OP's wedding as a bandage for her grief. Not just the dress, any of it. First of all, I don't see how it'll actually help with the healing process. The whole thing just feels like it'd rub salt into wounds more than anything, and all while in front of dozens of people. And while there's no exact timer on how long the grieving process lasts, the fact it's been three years and OP talks like he's still walking on eggshells around her really indicates to me that she hasn't been dealing with the grief in a healthy manner. I think it'd be much more beneficial for her to seek grief counseling rather than hijacking someone else's wedding. But the bigger issue is that: it's his wedding. It's HIS wedding. The attention SHOULD be on him and his partner, and not anyone else. The fact the mother doesn't see it that way, and while OP argued against this, does make me feel there is some latent homophobia there because I have sincere doubts she'd be so flippant if OP was a woman marrying a man. I don't know, this whole post just gives me the feeling that the family dynamic going on is basically the brother has had to spend years catering to his sister's wants and needs, and therefore he's on reddit asking if he'd be the asshole if he dared ask for the slightest bit of respect on his wedding day.

[@PretttyTrash]

The thrill of cheating is the thrill of hurting your partner, going behind their back and being able to look them in the eye knowing you did something that would hurt them, maybe even destroy them. What kind of thrill is that ? Disgusting

[@shelby_button]

Story 6: it’s not appropriate for the sister to wear the wedding dress. However a nice sentiment could maybe be allowing a second father daughter dance since she didn’t get one. But it’s very strange for her to be standing next to them in a wedding dress. It makes it seem almost like she wants to marry the husband too. Sister should consider a photoshoot in her wedding dress holding a picture of her fiancé or something so that she can still have the memory/experience

[@2trickyvicky]

Maybe you should start a Two Hot Steaks van. Sounds like it would be a goldmine 😂

[@jonathanstarr1104]

Story 1, as a creative myself, it's completely okay to say "it's just not our style". Will she take it okay? Maybe not. But seasoned artists know this is how it works. Your art is not for everyone, and it's a lesson she needs to learn early on.

[@Raaslen]

Story 3: YTA, OP's wife is not buying burgers, she is helping her sister.

[@rock-witch2319]

Perfect timing! I had just started to look for something to watch, and my favorites posted 1 minute ago ❤

[@hcf4kd1992]

Omg Morgan the first thing I thought of was Schitt's Creek and when Roland asked Johnny if it looked like they were marrying each other 😂😂😂