That is… Oddly terrifying

today we looked at oddly terrifying posts, it was... terrifying, oddly terrifying posts one might say
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[@Eswarramesh2428]

Anyone else watching older content to show support

[@bellissimoqwinn]

yeah

[@JaxontheOkay]

i just always liked his stuff. i just hope it all rolls over quickly and we don't end up with a Seven Nation Army situation

[@TheFirstEyeball]

Yup

[@ninjakiwigames5418]

I'm re-watching it yup. Also, since I watch yt videos on 2x speed and I'm quite forgetful they are still as good as the first time.

[@LuisIsAsleep]

Yeah, I'm rewatching everything. I already miss his stuff.

[@shenyathewelder9695]

The “are you dreaming test” would never work because I’ve never looked at myself in the mirror and not had a moment of “huh, wonder who that is” before realizing it’s my own corpse since I was like 6.

[@eljaa]

At least for me the Dream Face tm is usually very obviously fucked up. Like it just turns into a void or parts start moving around if i look at it too long. So uknow it might still be pretty recogniseable lmao

[@rattonleash8536]

Yeah, the whole derealization facial dysmorphia thing makes that test a bit...ehh...difficult

[@crimjim2912]

I’ve never seen my face in a dream, except for once when I was a vampire which is very ironic

[@SonicChaocc]

Everytime I look at myself in a mirror I just see a monster staring back

[@vyiz1004]

I went to the pisser in the dream I had last night. I somehow KNEW the owner of the house and knew wassup, where the master bedroom was and peed. Weird that I defs passed by a sink to ceiling mirror and only saw a blur of myself. Alternate realities are trippy. I did not pee myself

[@MiniMo0]

With the mirror thing right, I spent like 10 min looking at myself at a party last year, completely shocked and freaking out just thinking 'wow dude you're literally an adult now' and i haven't been the same since, i am a broken person

[@krusher181]

How many shrooms were you on?

[@spleens4200]

Did you drink anything weird

[@MiniMo0]

@@krusher181 i wish i was on shrooms then I'd atleast have felt calm and relaxed about it 💀💀💀💀

[@krusher181]

@@MiniMo0 well actually looking in the mirror is pretty intense on mushrooms. I enjoy it but a lot of people swear you shouldn’t do it. I’m sorry you had this experience with mirrors. I’m thinking it’s not crazy that we start talk of banning them.

[@krusher181]

@@spleens4200 like piss

[@Rainb0]

Damn cannot believe that my entire life just turned into a dream the first time I watched a Kwite video

[@Ace__Hawk]

he wears a mask with a "smile" for hours at a time

[@tryntip8497]

@Seeing Star mmm forget to change account

[@mrr1132]

@@tryntip8497 With him being a bot, he likely wasn't programed to change accounts. OR something went wrong... more wrong than a bot being allowed to post on youtube, I mean.

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@@tryntip8497 No, some of the KZbin bots are programmed to just say “fr” or other things like that after spamming some dumb shit.

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@@mrr1132 I think you might’ve misinterpreted their comment lol

[@imabreadstick1524]

kwite is unironically falling in to a void of his own creation

[@AntonsVoice]

His fanbase

[@McFrogG]

666 likes 💀💀💀💀

[@cloudian975]

how ironic now

[@master_assassin8848]

Bro predicted

[@VincentOcyris]

​@@imabreadstick1524 this aged poorly

[@renilise]

As a Kwite fan I can confirm that I am oddly terrifying

[@AntonsVoice]

You are just odd

[@Shsudejdufuruf]

@@AntonsVoice oddly odd

[@keye1443]

Every video you upload is like a fever dream Kwite

[@vaennaluvzuu.77]

realest comment

[@anderkrume564]

congrats! your comment has been selected as bot capita

[@em90012]

@christmashorrorstoriesanimatedThis dude is a bot y'all, please do not like it Edit: Oh yeah, also, when you see bots, report them for anything, I report them for Terrorism

[@MopruII]

2:30 I have never heard kwite with that level of sudden energy

[@ImMentallyGone]

So for the little question "Do you know if your awake or if your dreaming?" bit, I just overheard my friends having a odd discussion and one popped out and said *You can stay in a coma for a lifetime* Now I'm questioning my own sentience and it's only 4 pm

[@krusher181]

I question it like once a week and then remember I gotta pay rent and buy groceries I should prob stop paying rent 4 times a month but… I dunno I’m just being nice.

[@ImMentallyGone]

@Monk Killedababy Interesting username ya got there

[@froo5667]

Only kwite viewer with friends

[@starrbrown9852]

@liamsteam walsh That is actually kinda oddly reassuring, thank you…

[@starrbrown9852]

@liamsteam walsh I love that quote… I haven't really read much by him b/c you know… life. (I'm always super busy and hardly get any down time…) I do however remember and love that quote.

[@freshlysqueezedpopsicle]

that alzheimer’s disease one is just sad. you’re losing your identity and self and you don’t even know it. i hope they’re resting in peace now. ❤

[@JinxedShapeshifter]

6:28 so I decided to look this up for clarification. Apparently this actually isn’t true, and your intestines are just basically stuffed into you anyway regardless of if you’ve had a surgery or not. Diagrams and anatomy models look the way they do for simplicity and consistency. So basically there’s no difference between getting a surgery where the surgeon stuffs your intestines back in your abdominal cavity and never having had a surgery on your abdomen. Frankly I think that’s creepier.

[@wizardlizard55555]

This is really interesting. I’ve never questioned how my intestines sat inside of me, but I guess it makes sense that they’re not all neat and orderly.

[@uncroppedsoop]

they may still go back into the same position they did before, though. intestines _do_ writhe slowly by themselves when outside of someone's body (assuming they're still connected obviously)

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

How surgeons figured out intestines move around on their own: When doing surgery where they have to get in there, what do you think they do with all that nope rope? They move it out of the way obviously. While it's still attached. You know what they do? They don't dump it on the floor or make someone hold it the whole time. No. They drape the living intestines over the medical equivalent of a coat rack until they're done. And you know what happens? The intestines wiggle around the whole time. They twist and writhe. And when you let them, they wriggle back into shape. No problem.

[@camelat7228]

mortifying! you have ruined my night!

[@Tatsumi_Kitagawa]

on the topic of megalophobia and thalassophobia, you can mix those together and get submechanophobia: the fear of fully or partially submerged manmade objects

[@theboy4931]

The Roclaw part just got me crying in Polish as you were hurting my emotions. It's pronouced Vro-c-lav

[@TheOllify]

more like Vro-ts-lav cause he will read it with a k again

[@skylyra413]

Guys it's vro-ts-wav I don't undrstand how you mistake sound the ł makes with l

[@TheOllify]

@@skylyra413 oh yea my bad, that's the best one, edit: I just forgot to include ł cause I'm so used to non-poles always dismissing it xd

[@theboy4931]

@@skylyra413 mój bład + foo fighters :)

[@skylyra413]

Sorki jeśli brzmiałam trochę niemiło, ten filmik to była pierwsza rzecz którą obejrzałam po tym jak wstałam, jeszcze nie myślałam. Thanks for replying anyway :D

[@foxinsocks4693]

I wanna see a submechaphobia and thalassophobia video. Pretty sure I’ve got both, so let’s just scare the living daylights out of me for fun :) Sounds like a good afternoon

[@krusher181]

You masochist

[@emmawoods7310]

If I may ask, I’m not trying to be mean at all, what is it about submechaphobia that’s scary to you? I personally don’t see it so I’m curious! Does the concept of Atlantis freak you out really bad? I’m just curious!!💖💖💖

[@foxinsocks4693]

@@emmawoods7310 I mean, I don’t have a hugely overwhelming fear of this stuff, like I’ve gotten over it to go scuba diving before, but it just kinda freaks me out. I’ve talked it through with friends before and for me submechaphobia comes from the same place as thalassophobia. For me it’s the idea of the unknown and how when you’re in the ocean there can be massive stuff around you, not just on all sides but above and below as well. I usually just have intrusive mental images of some giant shadow coming up at me from below. I guess submechaphobia is kinda the realization of that mental image, cuz there really IS a giant shadow looming out of the darkness. Even if I know it’s just a boat, it still has the same effect as if it were a huge creature. Sorry, that was a paragraph, TL:DR fear of not knowing my surroundings, and ships in the dark look like giant monsters Also Atlantis specifically isn’t that bad for me cuz I usually picture it as more of a technology advanced kinda thing, like a thriving underwater city (even thought it probably wouldn’t be). I always imagine it having lights in some form, which makes it less scary cuz I can actually see what’s around me

[@themenacingpenguin.7152]

Why are you afraid of submersible mecha suits? That shit sounds awesome.

[@braggarmybrat]

I had to look up submachaphobia. Wow. As a counselor, I learned about something else my clients could be terrified of. Thanks, for the new billing idea! LOL!

[@avalsnep9910]

Hearing Kwite using furry lingo like “vore me alive” is making it really hard to think that kwite is not a furry

[@MetalGearEnthusiast]

Wtf are you

[@uncroppedsoop]

that ain't furry lingo specifically it's just queer lingo

[@zenmode3125]

@@uncroppedsoop Nope, not queer either. Just a fetish thing, it doesn't belong to anyone in particular lmao

[@madsfiedler3884]

vore hasnt been a furry thing in a WHILE, tragically

[@toubi4316]

The 3 horsemen of “I’m not a furry, I swear” KZbinrs: Kwite The Click Theodd1sout

[@BABABABABANCHAN]

kwite : trying to scare me with an existential crisis me : already had that exact same existential crisis 50 times before

[@masonmachell683]

relatable

[@jilliancrawford7577]

The most terrifying part about 7:00 is that it probably unlocked a new fetish for someone.

[@EvaIdk__Romania]

For me that unlocked an art reference

[@uncroppedsoop]

unlocked? I knew about that shit since childhood

[@phweebus6641]

Dude, that intro hits different with the level of sick delirium I'm experiencing rn 💀

[@rybko_]

The pronunciation of Wrocław had a part of my soul die honestly. (For the curious, it's pronounced kinda like Vro-tswav)

[@oblivion715]

I assure you, Kwite, you are real. Unlike a good Bionicle reboot/continuation, huggable fuzzy strangers, and my chance of being in a romantic relationship, you do not appear in any of my dreams.

[@DoctorPissMan]

8:48 This but out of context

[@unechat]

10:09 i'm crying that could literally cure my scoliosis

[@teejaykaye4357]

My easy strategy to knowing if I’m dreaming or not is if I question whether or not I’m dreaming. Never once in a dream have I questioned what is happening, I just accept it. Ergo, since I had to question myself on whether I’m dreaming, I regret to announce that I am awake and this means Kwite is real.

[@FateAbridger_Ppg]

7:06 Fun fact! There was once a case of someone finding trees like this, cutting a hole in them and then y'know what i mean. After doing it with the tree, he would then set the tree on fire to cover it up. He was only caught when he attempted to do it at a local park

[@jayboo1347]

I’m pretty sure I blank out half way through watching kwite and just start laughing

[@Clubs1213]

You should do a video about the fear of man made things underwater : )

[@Raco0n_luvrr]

I was thinking about why I found Kwite so enjoyable and like. It took a minute, but I got there- Kwite is my thought process most of the time

[@janitoad7342]

Kwite is always accusing us of being filthy but it never once occurred to me that those gloves weren't RUBBER

[@toubi4316]

What else would they be besides rubber, some kind of fungus?

[@leshommesdupilly]

One terrifying image I have seen is an EKG of a woman who had a heart rate soooo slow, when we printed out a sample, and it was literally flat lined ! But the heart wasn't stopped, there was some beats from time to time lol. She had like 20 bpm

[@clarethecat5199]

I'm so curious about this, what was going on with her?

[@adaki8587]

8:10 as a polish person I'm dying inside

[@Sarah_Bragg]

You’re lying, Poland isn’t real. (Note: this is sarcasm)

[@adaki8587]

@@Sarah_Bragg no u 💙

[@chesspotato]

the way he pronauced Wrocław 💀

[@tsuki-no-akuma]

'Even pumpkin carvers are losing their jobs to automation' I lost my shit

[@randomgarbage8023]

Speaking of dreaming, I had a dream last night that kwite accidentally did a face reveal, and he had a lord farquad hair cut, but he was ginger.

[@QuintonMurdock]

5:03 best bet. They just got the confidence to leave their pond and they are headed to a new one. Grew up at a house with a pond and the toadlettes would eventually move from our safe little pond to the bigger lake nearby when they felt ready

[@catboy6451]

I hope you do do those videos on fears. They sound cool as fuck.

[@BasedGrandmasKitchen]

If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years because of a car accident. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Please wake up.

[@delta0x]

@@BasedGrandmasKitchen no lol i love it in here

[@catboy6451]

​@@BasedGrandmasKitchenCan I dream not of what I am, but what I want to be?

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

​@@BasedGrandmasKitchenthis dream is ass put me in a different one

[@FruitiestSushi]

1:21 it’s almost definite already been said but that is 100% just a superflat world in minecraft

[@sad_hedgehog]

someone blew up wheat farm

[@OniBlinker]

As an incomprehensible horror myself, we are indeed slower than Usain Bolt (at least most of us are)

[@MissRandomNomad0o]

You can give him a new world record for the 100m sprint by chasing him.

[@OniBlinker]

Good idea, now i just need to find out how to escape earths core again, i swear when i find the motherfucker that put me here im gonna make them eat their own intestines

[@elixerisamess_]

3:16 I actually have something like that it looks like i have babies in my knees.

[@v1rusalert619]

10:33 we actually don't know for sure if Asbestos or Gypsum was used. though asbestos was used to light The Scarecrow (Ray Bolger)'s arm on fire.

[@Vixristy]

"Oh no". *Starts breaking dancing*

[@Rosesrosie3]

Innocent till proven guilty. We need more evidence.

[@waptek2]

did the accuser use his real name?

[@jest404]

​@waptek2 no I don't think so then again I haven't look at the big tweet so they might have

[@dwane4796]

This did genuinely age well

[@Rainok]

Post: rubber gloves Kwite: *starts talking about cloth*

[@idc5635]

8:06 that is the absolute worst pronunciation of a polish word ive ever heard

[@idc5635]

This genuinely made me shed a tear and not in a good way

[@KaraTheGirlie]

Szkoda, że ​​nie urodziłem się, żeby to zobaczyć. Fuck that hurt me too.

[@creaturenamedalistair]

Kwite's intro was literally gaslighting us, rizzing us up, then threatening us. All in a total of like 10 seconds 💀💀

[@quandaleprimgle4394]

The execution at 9:58 is beatiful

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

7:42 reminds me of the spillway at my favorite park, just. Much smaller, and probably longer. My grandmother used to tell me horror stories of people who would throw themselves down it to die and end up in the river a mile or two away to wash up on some poor fisherman or kids, all mangled and shredded. Or how back in her day young ladies who didn't want their baby used to throw them down and some of them wouldn't ever exit the spillway all together. Then she'd grab me like she was gonna throw me over the fence and scare the shit out of me 😂

[@quinttaft4363]

I miss kwite, it’s so sad that he doesn’t post anymore, and it’s even more sad why he isn’t posting.

[@erikdahl6861]

he has a second channel called kwyte (with a y) so he does still upload but just not here

[@quinttaft4363]

@@erikdahl6861 oh thanks I didn’t know!

[@KJaxDragon]

​@@quinttaft4363I'm addicted to gaurds

[@TheGrimbler]

He has returned!

[@kaxcommentssomethingREAL]

4:12 omg this is so relatable. i really hate cursive writing personally i don't know why

[@friednoodles666]

i’ve left the cheating gf who introduced me to this channel, but i’m staying right here for the empty hoodie that spits fax.

[@SolitasMoonshadow]

I actually do know when I'm dreaming. It's a consequence of the near constant lucid dreams I have. My brain doesn't stop thinking, even while asleep.

[@mexa_t6534]

I'd love to see more spooky horror type of content

[@tl4946]

7:18 LMAO That is a hospital I passed everyday

[@Vanaxy]

1:16 He truly has a way with words

[@tikimillie]

2:02 my dog’s teeth look like this. We got her secound hand tho, her teeth already looked like that

[@jasminewills781]

I love the dmc references, i live under a rock and have barely experienced or seen anything popular, and its really nice to finally be able to understand a reference a creator makes. Thank you kwite (like your ever seen this lol)

[@justsomejester3768]

Ayyyyt a fellow dmc fan

[@swmgarchive]

0:09 DJ SMOKEY REFERENCE

[@toesandwich3163]

0:06 Dude it's like 5:00 pm stop trying to make me question my existence

[@esoteric7990]

Answer: You exist in EST 👁

[@doggodoggo3000]

The alzheimers one is sad but also interesting. Her name was Irmgard but she went by Irma i guess. She eventually started spelling her name as Irmagard adding an A to the middle. The first time its sorta shoehorned in like she forgot, the next time it seems like it was always there, the next time she cant even write in cursive anymore. And its weird how her ability to write numbers seems to deteriorate at a different rate than her words. the first 3 dates are fine and then its like a switch was flipped but her words are still good. The last four dates seem to be written by four different people. I guess maybe the nurses at what ever facility she was in.

[@Pihsrosnec]

that dream one isn't very reliable since in certain conditions looking in the mirror can cause a similar result while awake(usually requiring a low light level)

[@somethingbutnot7217]

5:45 "prevention is always better than the cure" aw hell naw man you are NOT the scp foundation

[@calvinking357]

don't forget to use Arsenic to make all you're items a beautiful green or when Uranium was used to make objects glow in the dark as well as well as Uranium Orange when it was used to make plates orange

[@calliope1868]

Orange fiestaware! My family owns a salt shaker with it on it

[@calvinking357]

@@calliope1868 omg that's extremely cool but don't eat from it xD

[@LeonardoHamato]

Where do sinkholes end? Do they end? If you fall down one, do you just keep falling? Has anyone ever checked how deep they can get? I have questions that need answers

[@JadeEye3314]

That one post about Alzheimer's scared me. It's legit my worst fear of all.

[@IgorIgor-ro2ic]

As a polish person i think we need a city named wroclaw and not wrocław

[@microwave9092]

Have you ever put butter on a Pop-Tart? It's soooo frocking good!

[@lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990]

*eldritch beings appear*

[@microwave9092]

@Not gonna lie pizza?

[@microwave9092]

@Not gonna lie pizza :D

[@aderpyaxolotl]

That intro messed with me so much lol-- I already have really bad disassociation issues, Kwite! You monster XD

[@Kthxbye988]

That Hoover dam pic doesn't do it justice, it is FREAKY in person and I'm terrified of heights at a normal degree.

[@ressespieces8551]

I missed your voice so I'm here, watching the before times!

[@communale_coochie]

First 10 seconds and kwite is already trying to make me doubt myself.

[@TheWilderCat]

Recently I've had two different dreams where some method of figuring out if you're dreaming didn't work. First time I pinched myself and felt it, second I tried to remember how I got there and remembered enough to think I was awake. That intro felt personal, goddamn. So far the only thing that's truly reliable is the lack of kinesthesia but that also happens when you're awake and having a bad anxiety attack so I'm kinda screwed either way.

[@PhoenixTwoFiftySix]

the coca cola cans are 12oz cans that are tall. They have the contour of a 7.5oz can but taller, probably to save space.

[@koijupiter]

Love you Kwite, hope you feel better soon we’re all wishing you the best!

[@adsileo3400]

10:49 is not true, although common for fake snow it wasn't used in wizard of oz

[@randenshi]

watching this as i was getting ready for work so i am actively in front of a mirror

[@kotelmag]

Living in Poland is more terrifying than that streetlamp

[@samimoon3806]

Kwite's content is so random and weird I love it

[@kiivies]

I’m still pretty sure Kwite is just a figment of our imaginations.

[@Denise-bz6wt]

I like to think the monitor screen on kwites sunglasses are his pupils

[@glitchie6039]

why did he say Wrocław like that 😭

[@elliehunt5111]

way did Kwite go canadian at 4:06

[@pandadoesayt]

doesn’t seem too odd that Kwite has to clarify to us that he’s real, seeing as a lot of people have been calling him a Dream for a while

[@Melcii_draws]

If you told me that we're all having a combined hulucination of a green hoodie that simps for springtrap..... I would believe you

[@gstheprotector]

I did not expect that complement in the intro, much appreciated Kwite!

[@Outerscale]

5:30That's believe it or not how mine crinkle

[@Hi-yt2xk]

I’ve been binging Kwote, and now seeing his real face is uncanny to me

[@GatheredStorm_YT]

1:13 a sinkhole literally opened up in the turn around for my driveway, the city came and filled it in not long after, but recently it’s been slightly sinking again

[@remember_this1336]

The way he pronounced Wroclaw made me think of Harry Potter, didn't realise what it was until he showed the spelling

[@sereene6663]

The thing about your organs going back into place isn't always true someone I know have massive stomach surgery and ended having to have another one 4 years later cus her organs got tangles and stuck to the scar tissue

[@Egress00]

That is beyond terrifying OMFG I hope she's alright now though

[@SnoopyLikestoGame]

Hi

[@Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head]

Oh boy, videos on thalassophobia *and* megaphobia, two of my biggest phobias? Can't wait to stay up weeks afterwards!

[@unoriginalumbrella8111]

>Brings up thalassaphobia and Megalaphobia in the same video. I feel like Kwite has been watching too much Solar Sands.

[@aidenmb7932]

10:28 as a thalassophobia haver, please do

[@Sp3ctralI]

Same

[@dreidsbf]

just in case anyones dealing w paranoia, intrusive thoughts, derealization or anxiety : the begining of the video is a joke! both kwite and u are real, ure not dreaming or hallucinating :) /srs if ure feeling anxious try pinching/tickling/punching urself (softly n safely ofc) or running very fast, those work for me when im unsure if im awake or not or just being paranoid in general since i cant do those actions while dreaming. take care of urself n ily ♡

[@skoop4424]

Don’t listen to them. Your microwave is sending nuclear launch codes to your brain. 💥💥🤯💣🤯💥🗺🧨🧨

[@Sarah_Bragg]

Or just will something impossible to happen. If you are dreaming it’ll happen. If not you’re awake. I personally like trying to make pieces of furniture float

[@HVL_D]

“i cant handle curves on letters” kwite cant read my name 😔

[@HoundTeethers]

PLEASE do videos on the phobias u mentioned! I've been looking for reaction videos to those lately and they're all years old by now, and low energy

[@kimokaii]

thanks Kwite. i did change my hair today- thx for noticing ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚

[@sillybillyyyy]

I've been watching Kwite for months before I thought to subscribed, best decision of my life tbh :)

[@FebuarResearchInstitute]

"Row-claw" Hearing an American try to pronounce Wroclaw as a Czech is *P A I N.*

[@zontiky]

my paranoid delusions watching that intro: 📈📈