Read this before using dumba*s

[@ToasterBath]

OSHA is supposed to be work safety but when somebody actually is injured and tries to seek insurance, they quickly become "Oh Shush He's Alright"

[@Catolantern]

"When will OSHA do something about this?" OSHA: Man thats not our job.

[@somedudethatripsplanetinha4221]

Occupational Safety Hazard Administration --> Oh Shut (up) He's Alright

[@magnuswright5572]

OSHA's job is to make sure there's no reason for you to get hurt. If you do get hurt, LNI takes over

[@Hisnitch]

@@magnuswright5572 whats lni?

[@teathesilkwing7616]

@@magnuswright5572the only organization I could find called LNI is the Washington state department of labor and industry, which of course only covers Washington state. Each state has a different organization I assume

[@bloxyycolaman]

Kwite is a comfort KZbinr because (to me at least) hes actually funny to listen to during thing

[@BapGap]

so a comfort youtuber?

[@bloxyycolaman]

@@BapGap pretty much

[@imNOTthatimportant]

@The Owl that link just leads to a video on how to make potato wedges in an air fryer....or at least that's what the title said.

[@HabitualThinker]

bro you 100% just made up “uncomfort KZbinr” just say hes your comfort KZbinr Jesus christ

[@guyfieri148]

@@HabitualThinker how to basic exists. Uncomfort KZbinrs definitely exist

[@lilylohmann614]

I thought this would be increasingly bizarre warning signs, but this is almost as entertaining. If you ever need entertainment, look for warning signs for something you thing is too specific, or for a particular product. Shit gets so wild, it’s amazing (especially because warning signs 90% of the time come about because someone did the stupid thing)

[@raine_rainegoaway]

@Checkmark 💀

[@tobias_therat2852]

That sign is both fairly terrifying and genius at the same time

[@kamj6607]

i've worked with some seriously heavy machinery that could roll a 12 inch thick sheet of steel into a tube just being near it while it's on is terrifying

[@Happycide]

Heavy machinery is no joke. That shit can and *will* kill or otherwise severely injure you if you let it

[@R.K_Chalkboard]

I can say the same about your PFP. Maybe not the genius part though.

[@tobias_therat2852]

@@R.K_Chalkboard LMAO, Agree, agree.

[@johnnodwarf1201]

When people get caught in them it’s not pretty.

[@cartoonmaster2401]

"Live a little bit, even if it kills you." It concerns me that can I _totally_ see that quote being put on a shirt.

[@kraftyk4162]

The locked first aid kit is something I see often. It's because if someone gets hurt and the supervisor doesn't know then the supervisor could be the one in trouble. This way you HAVE to ask the supervisor to even get a bandaid so they can fill out the paperwork

[@kashiichan]

Seems like there are much better ways to make that happen

[@louiesatterwhite3885]

I'm still of the opinion that the first aid should be available immediately, and the bureaucracy of it can be sorted out after the emergency.

[@userequaltoNull]

@@louiesatterwhite3885 It's not for emergencies, it's for non-emergencies you don't want to tell the boss about. Which is fucking stupid, because if you don't get it documented then you can't get workman's comp if it becomes a problem, but employees are not always known to be the brightest or wisest in all the land

[@ShotoTodoroki-qs3ip]

Meh, at that point if the first aid kit is locked and I needed a bandage I would just start carrying them in my purse. I’m not going to bother a boss with a minor cut.

[@massgunner4152]

Is mostly to stop the junkers from stealing the drugs.

[@stalwartneon8251]

Making a mistake while working in construction can turn a day from OSHA into OHSHIT real quick

[@JayWalk_Official]

My foreman forgot to put in the cotter keys holding the man basket onto the forks of our boom one day when we were using it to dump garbage. Luckily nobody was in the box at the time, but it was still a fun afternoon trying to get it out of the dumpster 😂

[@poggersbathwater]

As MatPat once said: ✨Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of OSHA violations!✨

[@YourDM64]

@The Owl shut up

[@theoswenson3774]

Hell ya

[@Moss_Dude]

As Brian David Gilbert once said: I couldn't give a shit about death, you should've removed that glass.

[@gameclips8763]

Did u pray today

[@varishehe]

@@gameclips8763 I will pray for your demise

[@parzivalthestormtrooper5017]

The fact that none of my favourite asmr channels upload right before I go to bed but kwite always does is single handedly wombo comboing my sleep schedule off the face of the earth

[@Star_Rattler]

you go to bed at 5pm? what timezone you in that you're going to bed at 5-6pm EST?

[@dearkoma_]

@@Star_Rattler ...dude 💀

[@synodicseason]

@@Star_Rattler probably europe??

[@alteregobruh]

@@Star_Rattlerbro 💀 bro bro bro

[@lookatel3658]

@@Star_Rattler How did you even come up with this question 💀

[@randombastard2438]

“If I can violate OSHA I sure fucking will.” Quote from my best friend who has a parent that works in construction

[@doodlebob9943]

@Checkmark lmao sure

[@proffesionalcodingidiot6142]

@Checkmark 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@ArsonicCatnip]

@Checkmark. Lmao oookay bud 💀💀

[@MK-zj6hz]

I’d trust them with my buildings.

[@dorkydorgi5873]

If I can punch someone I sure fricking will💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@k1ll_j0y]

Imagine being in a wheelchair, getting into an elevator and having to jump to get it moving

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

I imagine punching the wall also works

[@TheAtomicSpoon]

"Not only will this device kill you, it will hurt the entire time you're dying."

[@clickslefttoe]

My work does not have the term OSHA in their vocabulary 😍 went to work with a fever because "nobody else could cover you." We have a camera that doesn't record or do anything (probably not an OSHA violation but still kinda dangerous seeing as I'm the only person on the register and the only other employee is my assistant manager.) We have a fire exit blocked with a mirror to deter thiefs from using it to escape.

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

My local gas station has an emergency exit blocked by a shelf to sell overly priced soda in 12 & 24 cases making it basically impossible to move anyway

[@clickslefttoe]

@@SoggyCoffeeAddict I love that! I bet the fire chief would love that too. I'm tempted to "anonymous" report my to them bc I don't rlly feel too safe ngl. Honestly, more people should. Fire safety is heavily ignored

[@Ollie_nel]

I had to keep working after I threw up twice. I feel your pain.

[@userequaltoNull]

I guess it would depend on the layout of your workplace. If the fire door is still operable and labeled, but just "looks" obstructed or not there, it may be a less serious violation. Might even be functionally irrelevant depending on the construction of the building, layout and merchandise, normal occupance, etc.

[@clickslefttoe]

@userequaltoNull there's a 60 lb mirror blocking it so thiefs cannot use it to run away.

[@sui1162]

Ive driven a forklift without being forklift certified. OSHA is beneath me and I cannot be stopped.

[@patrick8330]

My god

[@Rat_64]

You monster

[@Jambo_Neo]

How dare you

[@kashiichan]

Sounds like you're on the wrong side of the machine, mate 🤔

[@pee-soup8950]

You Madlad.

[@lunatunes5094]

Kwite sure is a KZbinr that exists

[@Unverified_User]

no

[@ssnekky]

@@Unverified_Useryou’re right, he’s an AI

[@connmanw7953]

Kwite isn't real

[@BroodingBloodThirst]

he's an AI

[@arandom7595]

Kwite isn't real, right...?

[@mystupidlife123]

In my schools cafeteria there's a sign next to the toaster not to put forks or anything that's not bread or bagels into it. I'm in college.

[@KatanaBart]

Hopefully the sign comes with pictures

[@orppranator5230]

Why? Is there a risk of electrocution? Chances are, there isn’t. The heating elements are not hooked up directly to 120VAC, they are 12VDC.

[@getaround1276]

@orppranator5230 Probably not electrocution, but surely quite the shock, chances are some ding dong did it and sued

[@loucantnot]

The "workers eating their lunch on a girder up in the sky" old-timey photo, is now known to have been staged, and thus fake, one of the workers even later stated something like (paraphrasing) "of course it was fake, we were already risking our lives when working underpaid all day long, we would not having been taking stupid risks just to have lunch" lol Anyway great video Kwite, thank you for entertaining us

[@Greenicegod]

...But they decided to take a stupid risk for the 'gram? Was it because the photographer paid them a bunch?

[@loucantnot]

@@Greenicegod No, they were in front of a picture of the landscape, the girder in the famous photo is hanging almost at ground level :)

[@Gayass776]

So I do metal working as a job and in the shop there are several blood stains just stuck on the floor. Earlier today actually I was cleaning a piece of metal and pointed out to my coworker that there was blood on it, so I guess someone cut themselves on it at some point.

[@scouseleemini1]

“Non-discriminate machine, will eat metal and human flesh”

[@notblocked]

Kwite is so tall and handsome, I wish I knew how to look like him, I think there was a website for that, and a code that gives 30% off of any product

[@proffesionalcodingidiot6142]

Can we talk about the how "this machine doesn't know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care" is such a fucking raw line

[@commandbaker3334]

I had to complete a 10hr OSHA General Safety course in school so I definitely know what OSHA is. I'm OSHA certified now hahahaha

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

Originally had a story about safety signs from a previous job, saw the welding and had a better one to share. My uncle took me to an indoor go-kart racing competition his side of the family does and needed 1 more person to fill out the teams, the go-kart I was assigned 3/4 races I participated in there was Absolutely Horrid. After I got comfortable in the first race realizing it "might" hold, I really let it out for the rest of the races. Anyway this race course has 2 speed bumps and while I was racing this kart was literally making nervous ticks about every full wheel rotation, and when I would go over the 2 speed bumps. The entire kart literally flexed under me and bottomed out as if it had suspension 💀 I kept checking different welds along the entirety of the bottom of this kart just expecting them to pop and get me killed. After we finished I asked my uncle if his kart flexed at all and he was like "nope, nerves got to ya buddy? It's not a big deal, maybe you just imagined it", he is probably like almost double my weight 🥲. Then he told me like 2 weeks after we went, that they had an accident between two karts. One of the karts basically disintegrated in the crash while the other one only popped off the front rubber bumper, and both guys were fine

[@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven]

The mechanic only knows meat from metal when you come up from behind.

[@Jaesdaes]

AYOOO 😂

[@notoriousgoblin83]

I've worked with lathes, PTO shafts, and grew up watching Irish road safety ads. It gets worse than this

[@yellobanana6456]

The ad with the toy car? Where the kid gets run over?

[@notoriousgoblin83]

@@yellobanana6456 Oh there's much worse. A whole group of 5 year olds demolished by a car to a cover of "Sweet Child of Mine"

[@yellobanana6456]

@@notoriousgoblin83 oh my god

[@valerierodger]

@@notoriousgoblin83 the best part of that one is that everything just looks so sweet and wholesome like your average ridiculously sappy ad, and then splat. Would’ve been more effective if they were willing to make it realistically graphic.

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

2:57 it's okay they're just painting a children's hospital

[@lucyarisato6850]

after all, red is a color with warm meaning!

[@CookiePieMonster]

That "don't be a dumbass" warning sign is probably the best warning sign in all of existence.

[@8.Vivid.8]

I love it when places have absolutely no safety

[@enne6708]

omg nene pfp

[@user-Jay178]

Always read the signs. Love your content Kwite

[@Unirobo]

My last job at a boba shop took down the OSHA poster to put up a k-pop poster

[@TnT_F0X]

6:40 I have the saw he is using... its only 4 inches and he is cutting a 6-8 inch beam. He isnt going anywhere, that saw will jam and the blade will come off and he will have to move and fix it... I know... I tried cutting too big a branches.

[@tsarfox3462]

Remember employees, if you die we have insurance for that. If you use medical supplies, we have to pay to replace them.

[@Notatruefurry]

The elevators reminds me of something my mom use to do. She would rapidly push the open door on the elevator so it would open a little sooner when it got to your floor. However her brilliance lead to the door opening while we were still moving. And now that elevator will forever open a good 10seconds before it stops on your floor.

[@1993Southparkfan]

Dude, how old was your mother when she did that? Doesn’t sound like something I see an adult doing.

[@Notatruefurry]

@@1993Southparkfan about 23 years old

[@RayRayfrfr]

6:23 you called a mascot a fursuiter, admit it we know ur a furry

[@1_AM_Spider]

"If it was a video they would be able to move and might fall off! 😰" - Kwite 2022

[@guppy1821]

Kwite the image at 4:04 is a whole ass art piece (framed and everything) taking up an entire long ass wall in my dining room Holy shit

[@alexisbeloin6416]

I just got back into welding after a 7 year break. The first few minutes of this video made my night!😅

[@itzcharlie4984]

I love your channel it’s always here when I need some laughs thank you floating mask

[@nathanlykouretzos4308]

9:04 is the worst weld job I have ever seen dear lord

[@bloxycola3]

the thing i like about kwite is you can tell he's doing youtube to pay rent

[@Matpit18]

I’ve never seen Kwite get nearly as mad as when he got mad at the guy who made that saw pun

[@theadhdgoblin]

8:04 he’s a shredditor

[@collinherrin4596]

7:11 wow guess those puns cut deep. You keep chaining together scenarios where people hate them and the people making the puns.

[@ArDeeMee]

Time to cut it short.

[@NinyaBOT]

1:45 or so, jokes on you, i literally carried everything to every class every single year just to NOT use those locks (not even kidding) I tried using them for the first time in middle school for like 3 days, got pissed off, and never used a locker again

[@Anotherchild_lol]

I just don't lock it I personally only put shoes in there anyways so there's that.

[@inanis5888]

2:25 yeah i know exactly what you mean except in my case it was walking over 10-15 foot drop on top of a fallen tree that was probably rotting form the inside while the oldest was probably eight. i was six.

[@demonic7610]

as an EX worker of Walmart, I can promise you all walmart ignores these rules because we are forced to not because we want to. EVEN if you have a walkie that 90% of the time is for only Supervisors or higher, if a reg worker uses it for emergency help is ignored, BUT if your a reg worker and don't respond immediately even when not allowed to cause on break or lunch, your job is on the line.

[@SulfurAstarothVixenIIIXXIII]

I was the reason why my previous job started mandating blade safety and etiquette training lol

[@nd667]

4:12 Now tell me what did the guy taking that picture look like?

[@trianglemoebius]

It was one of the workers from the previous photo, the cameraman just turned to the side to show off his camera.

[@mikumin727]

it was a selfie

[@Captain_sharky09]

a skull and crossbone as a warning sign wont work for me i would probably just go ooo pirates

[@Simon-ye4li]

Nice profile pic

[@djq4002]

1:40 that is literally the locks my school uses for their lockers

[@dylanchurch63]

I've been on a Kwite binge so this new upload is awesome

[@Fawnfreckle]

Showed the thumbnail (cropped) to my shop teacher, he said he wanted to put that sign up lol

[@Fawnfreckle]

Also I have a kwite friend He looks almost identical 💀

[@mr.unlucky2675]

I've seen some fucked up things, so yeah, definitely listen to OSHA. dismemberment is not the worst thing that can happen 💀

[@Mad_Kirby]

6:32 - 7:20 : kwite ranting about a pun for almost a minute

[@pernicioushydrangea]

6:34 , who hurt you?

[@3_ormorecharacters]

u/ The-Sofa-King, probably

[@idunnowhy2901]

My dad's uni had that one lift in which you would squeeze up to 20 people (the limit was like... 5?) then do a synchronised hop and it would go up. I know a guy who currently studies there and the lift is still there, and the people are still squeezing in and jumping to start it

[@rosecatmull9244]

How do you feel knowing emkay insulted you? *aims news microphone at your little mask*

[@marcsuplex5253]

I'd say first but that's cringe

[@Natedog-gx3nj]

Thanks Kwite you helped us truly understand that we need to tread carefully

[@Nani-yd1hq]

2:12 As a small town person I can say ... ITS NOT FUN😀 the closest grocery store is almost an hour away and god forbid you need something from Walmart cuz damn oh well guess you gotta give up your entire day to get dairy free ice-cream cuz the local business only has two flavors and you can't eat peanut butter😀😀😀

[@Imspysuit]

0:01 Terminator in a nutshell:

[@Murr_3823]

This is the one channel I go to if I want to either stay up all night or I can't sleep so I'm bored ....ya know

[@LostProxyNevermore]

7:06 why does this man slightly sound like Peter Griffin when he gets mad 💀

[@FancyCat260]

Doesnt

[@lieutenanthayes5653]

First

[@mmmmmirage305]

Slay

[@da-goat]

who asked

[@Cometsarecool]

You are the one who's actually first, good job 👍

[@u_nderscore1]

Gonna listen to this while writing fanfiction lol

[@slavik_toast]

Well a sreder is save as long as it is turned of just like laying in the shovel of a Wheel loader ore burning ure coworker under plants

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

What you don't understand about my puns is that they aren't meant to bring anyone joy but me. It is your pain in hearing them that gives me POWER!

[@Game_Blox9999]

That "how to carry a glass pane" picture probably resulted in a pane-ful cleanup job.

[@almostbubbled6542]

8:23 okay, now switch them around

[@hams_cool]

the camera reflecting from kwite's sunglasses makes it look like pupils

[@supplerainbow94]

It's nice when the notifications work

[@rainbowconnection7601]

exactly what i need for "doing" my history hw tysm

[@crimsonshadow2_092]

Kwite should make a video of him going through r/imsorryjon 😂😂 I want to hear his commentary on it

[@kirsten_4207]

Funny how this video came out a few weeks after a coworker of my husband accidentally went through a press. It happened at romac and the safety was broken for 6 months before the incident. It took them less than a day to fix it after the poor dude lost his thumb and his arm and leg was crushed. His thumb was found after they took the machine apart. People need to start staying on top of keeping machinery up to safety standards.

[@helledising8273]

Kwite saying that the welding job looks like bug eggs made me Realize just why I think testicles are gross - they also look like bug eggs

[@SacGlow]

KZbin removed the edges so they wouldn’t get sued by osha (it was a health hasard).

[@babeysheep]

10:04 I get what you're saying here with the no words kinda warning thing- but I think the issue here is that there's something hanging in front of a door that says 'emergency exit; alarm will sound' or something similar (Sorry if this was obvious and you we're being sarcastic or something, I have a hard time telling lol)

[@Neon-_-]

when's your fursona reveal?

[@8.Vivid.8]

3:44 thanks Kwite, now i’m gonna go steal and crash a plane to test this!!!

[@-.lazygayzy.-7347]

ALWAYS READ THE SIGHS KWITE and also kwitetrap fav ship

[@Nintendominator]

I dont care about the difference between metal and flesh either! I eat/sell them both!

[@bomorning660]

Native Alaskan here lmao, we have villages. And “cities” mainly villages and almost modern towns. Never built bridges but I use to chase king salmon down a river, and caught one using my clothing as a net. Or hung out on train tracks at night. Don’t ask. I’ve also fed moose!

[@WingedFire]

6:27 all he gotta do to be safe is stand on one side of the cut; it's a 50/50 chance one of the sides will fall in comedic cartoon fashion with him standing safely on the side that didn't fall

[@durandus676]

In engineering classes, we were told by several professors, “god makes better idiots” on the topic of safety features and warning labels.

[@tobesvtt]

jesus christ kwite you killed the sofa king

[@snapjawsbreaklaws]

Just imagine bleeding out on the floor, and looking up to find a first aid kit!..... with a. God. Damn. LOCK ON IT.

[@bossbaby2119]

i thought the title said “dumba’s”. clearly i am the target audience for this video.

[@kit4703]

I see that

[@BottleofJarritos]

"Want to jump around an elevator? Knock yourself out!" Kwite literally

[@joda7697]

4:06 to be fair, we evolved as arboreal creatures originally, so that's not exactly *_wrong._*

[@TaranTatsuuchi]

I'm told that once my grandfather sawed off a tree branch... He wasn't dumb enough to do it while on top of the branch, he was on a ladder resting on it. Though, he did saw through the side closer to the trunk...

[@Leopard_211]

i love how the reflection on his glasses look like he has visible pupils despite wearing glasses

[@imantheman899]

It's 12 am and I have 2 exams tomorrow but nothing will make me stop watching this

[@mokrisse5018]

hey, puns are the highest form of comedy

[@jordancambridge4106]

On a Pizza Box: Open box before trying to eat pizza.

[@GhostBear3067]

But I need more fiber in my diet!

[@TabbyLawer]

6:57 i saw a saw saw salsa

[@phantasmadonut3952]

This video arrived at the perfect time and its the perfect length for my game to install while i watch. Tnx

[@TheJestersDoor]

Hey Kwite when you gonna check out r/FemBoys ?

[@duskblau486]

What if someone in a wheelchair gets stuck on the top floor because of the "jump to move" elevator

[@DeertickDaniel]

Who took the picture of the guy taking the picture?

[@Eluderatnight]

A helmet that is too heavy w/o neck support will 100% break you neck. Also see AvE Osha stickers

[@smoking_monk3257]

That power line on a stick reminds me of when the gas struts wore out on our machine, told my buddy at work we should order a new one. He told me they are $120 each and walked out to the parking lot, picked up a stick, cut it to size and propped it open. Was still there 5 years later. Genius.