5-Minute Crafts is painful to watch

[@Kwiteee]

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[@Gigantic_Loser]

No way I am first F I knew it

[@loaknator2928]

Helllo

[@iiWazzi]

Ok

[@twelftheagle3043]

E

[@milktea6676]

Ok

[@mannequia8294]

All the parents in the video are in a big polycule raising those kids together. They're all married to each other.

[@notgay1531]

And the kids are still stupid

[@dulceteternity9976]

The only good outlook on 5 minute crafts

[@juliefarrell6688]

In other words The sims "who dies first"

[@CpWiser10]

Love wins.

[@Paulontologist]

5-Minute Crafts always feels like a fever dream to me, not once did I think someone would stack several cups on top of each other to help with math.

[@geckoboi3293]

Yo the dude from game theory

[@1noxv]

@@geckoboi3293 bruh

[@Tr1pl.E]

and this is how we use math in the real world

[@migzig7132]

@@geckoboi3293 yoooooo

[@thegreatjan]

thanks paul

[@Skyway_Octane]

I love running up to my mom and cutting off her hair and not getting smacked into the deepest part of space

[@bxbblysky8849]

Bahaha yeah well.

[@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc]

You’re Sonic, you can run faster than the speed of light

[@Skyway_Octane]

@@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc you even seen my mom? Where do you think I get my speed

[@worthyisback5652]

@@Skyway_Octane Your dad probably finishes very quickly

[@Raychases1fan]

Hah you think your fast ? You should have seen how fast my father left me

[@Anonymous-Shade]

For your next intro, just be completely silent. Stare into our souls. After 20 seconds, say "Hi again, guys"

[@Capstone2266]

It'd be great for the watch time

[@hollowtrappedinaelevator320]

Amazing intro idea

[@evil_death_roll]

666 likes. Won't wanna change that. You made it, dude.

[@huhwhat2673]

@@evil_death_roll it's at 668 now 😭

[@luulcas_6267]

Anonymous Shade pog

[@nothatisnotsolidsnake]

Cant wait for the next intro: “Hey guys, welcome back to you wasting the only time you have before everything eventually ends, and-“

[@legogreedo6673]

Ayooooooo

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJWupIqrprWZptk..

[@nothatisnotsolidsnake]

@@legogreedo6673 my man

[@mikeferguson1833]

@@Memecious that video was awful

[@professionalknobhead]

@@mikeferguson1833 why did you click the link

[@SnepBlepVR]

I remember when 5 minute crafts was actually kinda useful. Like when they show how to lace your shoes in neat ways

[@creaturenamedalistair]

The post apocalyptic days 😔🖐️

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

opinion revoked, furry.

[@pandiyaya8704]

@@user-uo8ny1kj4c Opinion revoked, non vince pfp

[@pietastix]

@@pandiyaya8704 opinion revoked, that's a fucking duck

[@RhinoHorn7]

that's not useful

[@argythefox]

Fun Fact: 5 Minute Crafts used to actually have entertaining DIY crafts with real uses, and wasn't just a content farm.

[@fallen_vague28]

Too bad you have to manually go back to older videos. Fsr KZbin thought it was a good idea to remove the "sort by oldest" option

[@GogiRegion]

@@fallen_vague28 I think 99% of decisions KZbin has made within the last couple years hasn’t made sense.

[@89thALT]

Fake news

[@Glockockmaster39]

@@89thALT they actually did, they showed you diffrent ways on how to tie your shoes neat and fast, and other cute simple stuff

[@JosephMamaThe2nd]

2016 was the peak of youtube

[@caavalca]

10:56 idk if i’m just too high, buttttt why does he go from talking about the miserable kids to talking about edible erasers🥴🥴

[@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay]

I think he forgot to put the last “life hack” clip in.

[@VioletRae93]

He fucked up and we will punish him for his sins

[@caavalca]

@@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay oooo tru

[@AntonymphVesperStudios]

He fucked up his editing and forgot to put a life hack clip of a kid with a good earaser ig, we should ask bully him for making such a stupid mistake /j

[@Orange_96]

I was thinking about this lol

[@goblin7480]

I love how Kwite describes 5-Minute Crafts as “the little friend I want to get a beer with when they come into town” and I will now be describing everything I can as that.

[@insertnamehere6559]

I have a job interview tomorrow. That "bomb your job interview" line made me genuinely jump a bit. Stop fucking looking at me through my screen, man. edit: success

[@XieLiansHat]

Good luck on your interview!

[@amberd8493]

Good luck dude!! You’re gonna kill it !!

[@locki3336]

Same bro I'm shitting my pants.

[@SourPatchMoth]

Hey good luck!!!

[@insertnamehere6559]

@@SourPatchMoth thanks, I got hired!

[@dreamingahopefuldream4439]

shoutout to that one tutor I had in 3rd grade that bought a Pokemon themed mathbook to make me more interested in learning, instead of whatever 5-minute crafts comes up with

[@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay]

Kwite: The only thing these little kids need to live is- Ad: *WAWA*

[@fod-der]

Wawa burger 🙏🙏🙏 my lord and savior

[@stopstep]

The ultimate sandwich

[@hollow9552]

I got Jesus and mark Wahlberg

[@joetheturtle7768]

“Please don’t report me to the authorities” is like Kwite’s motto

[@B0ne_Ch0mper]

this aged wrongly

[@joetheturtle7768]

@@iulianatesu3316 yikes. You haven’t heard?

[@Vocalprecussion]

Oh boy these replies aged well

[@wud4484]

8:25 that kids is why I make all toy cars into land mines so when I step on them I don’t have to deal with the pain. Everyone in a 30 foot radius just dies

[@WickedCheetah]

The amount of times Kwite scratches the back of his head because he's being honest and sappy in this video shows, and not in a bad way

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

I know, it's so cute ❤

[@Cru128]

As a JROTC Cadet who has to wear a dress uniform every Wednesday, that “life hack” with the dress shirt hurt to see, because that was a nice ass dress shirt drawn on with a marker. That shit won’t come off.

[@syanidal2890]

As another JROTC Cadet, That life hack made me feel actual pain.

[@Cru128]

@@syanidal2890, which branch does yours?

[@syanidal2890]

@@Cru128 Marines.

[@Cru128]

@@syanidal2890, nice. I’m with Army JROTC’s Saber Team.

[@teathesilkwing7616]

What’s JROTC

[@camchameleon4151]

Kwite having a kid and making a video on how crappy all other children are is my absolute favorite hypothetical scenario

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"Mech Arena" Missed opportunity for the game to have the Macarena

[@soltrice]

avery

[@razzthereal]

soltrice

[@vipernitrox8324]

rowache

[@KrisCross00X]

Yeah

[@arko9151]

@@vipernitrox8324 viper

[@ERROR_Xyt]

7:09 Nah this crossed the line for me, that white shirt is ruined now, how dare you

[@snoboila4196]

I’m gonna be honest the magnet cars thing would be my JAM as a kid I would be sitting on the floor sticking the cars on and off the strip more than I would play with the actual cars

[@Tr1pl.E]

"That's the face of a mother thinking about throwing her kid in the garbage"

[@blondezeke6640]

0:11 she was considering if abortion is still an option

[@cedeelbe]

5:18 Okay but this is a really cute idea

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

"It's all about playing smarter" *proceeds to fire an arced projectile DIRECTLY into a wall*

[@firas1938]

They probably could've made the kid with the scissors cut on the lines by giving her left-handed scissors, since... you know, the girl's clearly left handed?

[@GabrielTheMagolorMain]

I'm gonna keep repeat the fact this company promised money that never existed for their Pay-2-Win game and is still being advertised to this day until the internet hates me.

[@goodtimepoke]

For the next intro: “hey guys welcome to another lucid dream you won’t remember”

[@BigDarkie8506]

Ah, yes, the floor is made out of floor.

[@floorlamp3104]

did somebody say floor

[@movingchannels2203]

@@floorlamp3104 Nah nah aight think they said nuclear fission

[@CaptGoodTimes]

I used to be a fan, but after watching this masterpiece, I'm a whole air conditioner

[@mimi91xx]

I f*cking love air conditioning!

[@VoxNdoc]

7:20 That would be a good teaching tool tbh but yeah totally ruined the shirt.

[@Oreganoed]

03:46 legs have been acquired

[@XYZ-dy9eo]

They are fake

[@Murr_3823]

No this can't be true They are fake Neverrrr

[@MobKiller2424]

That math one is so useless though. I've never had a math class that didn't allow me to use a note card in both high school and college.

[@lemoneyes8783]

I’ve never been allowed to have notes…I had to get through based on my memorization skills and previous studying 💀

[@khaeilyn2000]

Love how kids today are being trained to be ambidextrous. I used to be as a kid, in fact I had more coordination in my left arm than my right, but my dumbass teachers still thought having a coordinated left hand was a "sign of the devil" or some shit so while I was pretty much prodigous with my left arm in terms of strength and coordination, they FORCED me to use my right hand for everything. ...I'm coming to realize my mental trauma is due in very large part to abuse in public schools.

[@eliornagar7423]

10:52 did he cut out a clip in the video? cause he just starts commenting on a kid eating an eraser like he just reacted to another video.

[@chip5892]

3:10 That's not even the right order....

[@RonanDahlman-ci1ql]

FUCKING EXACTLY!!

[@moonlight2487]

9:13 I can't be the only one who wants the stuffed dog in the background, right?

[@freshprinceoffrance754]

I would enjoy it alot

[@Fishwolfcrow]

Yeah I had something like that as a kid

[@UnhingedStickFigure]

7:04 this scene gave me as much pain as I get from seeing a mobile ad

[@2manys337]

3:52 ok but what about when the bag breaks and spews paint all over your fuckin wall

[@KittieV1]

Right before that you can partly see his legs 😰 Wtf I thought he was just a gloating green hoodie

[@2manys337]

@@KittieV1 they're prosthetics

[@glossiangelz]

7:29 fucking killed me 😭 💀

[@moonlight2487]

3:40 you "fisted the markers". Oh my god

[@thesamurai9115]

5:34 the other parent could say hitler could paint better then this because he really could

[@XYZ-dy9eo]

😬

[@Snarl_Marx]

The way you pronounce "disheveled" brings me great joy.

[@eef_04]

Idk if I missed something but I think he forgot to edit in the life hack clip that he was reacting to at 10:47??? 😭😭

[@nelsonwilkins347]

Its not just you

[@AceNotAnAttorney]

I was so confused too

[@roni2369]

2:30 i- i thought she was making a new kid to replace 😃😃

[@sleeplessstudios7626]

I used to cut my hair because I liked the sound. Too bad it was 2010 and ASMR wouldn't really exist on KZbin for another six years.

[@Yes-ey6jq]

8:30 Sarah then remembered she had a car got the kid and drove him to an orphanage hitting several pedestrians on the way in a blind rage just

[@corvid.monarchy4875]

Kwites biggest fear: his own paternal instinct.

[@clutchmctryhard3110]

The Pokemon: Mystery Dungeon music is nostalgic as fuck for me rn

[@elitherainwing]

I’ve discovered your superpower… common sense… I have it to 6:11 Oh… I felt that, the scissors they give you as kids CANT EVEN CUT PAPER WITHOUT PROBLEMS

[@malo1343]

9:43 Throwback to when we could tell

[@Capstone2266]

Usually I skip through the intro sponsor, but as I was skipping, I saw "MECH ARENA" and my eyes lit up. I began playing it a while ago and honestly it's one of the best recent mobile games I've played. Great vid btw. I'll try to add you.

[@boo2138]

3:19 its not even in order

[@RonanDahlman-ci1ql]

Exactly!

[@lilvern9268]

That magnetic knife rack wouldn't even work because most hot wheels or matchbox cars are plastic.

[@StylizeRoyal42]

Sounds like kwite is referencing the macarena during his sponsored part lol

[@jayhyperstarx6113]

We couldn't they just use a calculator instead lol 4:55

[@husk3715]

"Beating your opponent is all about thinking smarter" proceeds to shoot into a wall 1:29

[@princeorion84]

Honestly, for me the easiest way to line up buttons is go from top to bottom, but that kid would have been laughed at for needing to have his shirt drawn on to be able to button it

[@draconis17]

"There's more happening in mech arena than in all of geopolitics this whole month" *checks when this was posted*

[@UgneJankute]

6:36 slow down the video completely and watch the back round (the closet behind the white board) its nothing really interesting just something i noticed during the video.

[@MMumbles]

The Pokemon Dungeon: Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky OST is really choice. Brings back some good memories.

[@wow-roblox8370]

8:40, tried similarly but with actual storage boxes, 2 year old child puts them away when asked 60% of the time, it works!

[@CoilCannon]

Bruh, the ice-cube one freezer burnt some of my braincells, I swear to god

[@joshc5613]

I literally have no idea what the point was supposed to be

[@metallica_fan7990]

Kwite: “Every baby when coming out the whom is given an iPhone now a days!” Me, a 13 year-old, using an iPad to write this, not an iPhone, and hasn’t owned one before: *NERVOUS SWEATING*

[@someonerandom5139]

Same

[@metallica_fan7990]

@@someonerandom5139 So I’m not the only one who is being raised correctly, by not having a mobile phone…..interesting….

[@1cxrtier]

I couldn’t wait for the first moments of that women’s “oof” when her hair was cut lol

[@rat_mikey]

why is she letting her kid have access to and run around with those scissors .___.

[@alittlegamer9557]

sponsor ends at 2:16

[@w_h_y1112]

I enjoy seeing Kwite be "sappy" and be honest about "those kids, r u good?" Type way and the say he absolutely hates the natural instinct I felt it all. I get it bro

[@localdumbass8110]

4:39 couldn’t u just use calculator for this lol

[@GhostlyWhiteGuy]

8:18 SOH CAH TOA my guy

[@Deyfare]

I remember a kid who saw a 5 minute crafts video (she was like around 7 at the time) and the life hack was..- putting a c-ndom around your phone to make it water proof… She went up to her dad and and proceeded to ask what a condom was, I think you can understand how infuriated that dad was-

[@odaciousL]

You call them "A kid" implying you aren't related to them, How did you even find out this

[@franciscoortiz6658]

Ladies and gents...we cant wait for kwite to have kids so that we can laugh at him while he suffers making videos in the middle of him taking care of his kids

[@urneckisnowbroken]

Kwite: watch me Us: we'll watch u with great interest

[@_ASHTON_09]

5 minute crafts is that one fever dream you had when you were 7, change my mind.

[@H0m1x1D32]

I like how he sounds better in the sponsor

[@Vahvl]

gotta love that stock music in the background

[@sighkick6938]

What was cut out at the end? He just went on about a different hack and didn't show it.

[@littlebodybigass.]

4:43 dude didnt even drink from the cup

[@nateandbloons6479]

My body is a MACHINE That turns CAFFEINE Into VOICES IN MY HEAD.

[@haloforfun8231]

The 5 minutes stands for a lot of things such as how much time their brains had to develop and the amount of time their dad left them in or even how much time their relationships last

[@kenny24568]

Its hard to imagine people who own this fever dream of a channel to have real jobs. You get home from work and say to yourself "I really think its time i should make a KZbin channel about dumb crafts that's no one is going to find useful" How did these people even meet cause ik it wasn't around collage or high school-

[@NationalLettuceDay]

"I'm so much better than those 5-year olds" -Kwite, 2022 or something

[@jennyb9065]

10:10 in alot of places using your left hand for anything will get you beaten the hell up. Made the mistake of starting to write with my left because my right was cramping and my step father threatened to break it with a hammer because it's 'wrong', my mother agreed. I was 6. And that's just 1 reason why I'm no contact with them, lol!

[@lilmochalovefox480]

I know I am probably about to sound really dumb, but hearing the background music is giving me serious Pokémon Mystery Dungeon vibes! Kids should stay away from those mechanical pencil erasers! Even if they aren't eating them they are still able to do dumb shit, my little brother had to go to the ER at 3 yrs old because he shoved one of those rounded white ones up his nose and we couldn't get it out lol. Kids are ridiculous, I say that as someone with siblings, lots of cousins and I was a nanny for yrs lol.

[@davidsabados3101]

I love how he’s just saying ‘u suck’ to literal five year olds

[@izz_lazy9402]

I was very confused and scared when I watched at 9:17

[@gmaxx663]

The way they could have just used colored tape to do the button hack instead of ruining a perfectly good dress shirt

[@cardescomedioses3674]

the magnet one can kinda work, i mean most kids see magnets as the coolest thing, and would use them all the time, however, it is likely to backfire

[@Zaiiuvi]

"We all play mobile games on the shitter" Me watching this video on the toilet: 🤨

[@pizzagumball8988]

"5 minute crafts are painful to watch" think we already knew that

[@feodorawicked5014]

I fucking hated the sin, cosin, and tangent in Geomatry. I had a horrible teacher who taught us the whole Soh Cah Toa thing, but never corrected me for writing it down as Sah Coh Toa and thus getting nearly every equation wrong. It wasn't until I got 2% on the fucking exam and she wrote a "I think you are a little confused" note and then my seatmate pointed it out. I was livid.

[@thoseponyvibes]

Oh, cool, teaching kids how to cheat! Parents will love that!

[@Mayathethermonuclearbomb]

4:19 I used flash cards and pretended it was a phone as a kid😭

[@darthlegoman2608]

You say your old But are you this old: *Good and actually useful life hacks*

[@Vancelen]

for anyone who was interested in mech arena its true everything is available to everyone so after a while you should be able to unlock a mech called panther of course it will cost high currency but its worthy the game is fast paced, you die fast, you kill fast and you'll find out that rpgs are really strong only thing you'll really hate will be those who buy the bundles and get late game mechas and weapons and those who have snipers because you get them really early on and they do a lot of damage oh and also artillery and missiles although artillery can be avoided by being under something or running forward but with missiles... the same but they deal more damage and can be used from close range

[@Capstone2266]

Play 2 Win >>>> Pay 2 Win

[@AnarchistJimmy]

This video is just him trashing on children and I love it so much.

[@st-ray]

6:35 Was that a lightning outside the window or what that literally scared me LMAO

[@mitsuris_dango675]

Welcome to your reminder that 5 minute crafts is in fact ✨fetish content✨ so enjoy 💕

[@Cloudy_with_chance_of_love]

He went from Shitting on that kids Entire existence to feeling bad and saying it’s not there fault

[@Clips_Dubbo]

10:16 bro just play video games and you will get better