Cursed Comments are Unhinged

[@spiritluxray7078]

This is the perfect opportunity to tell y'all about the Pinterest comment I read: "I teared up during the American Anthem because I pictured Obama exploding" still my favorite

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@adrih8694]

despite its tame rep, pinterest comments can be in a league all their own

[@kyojuroism]

pinterest comment sections are the best

[@squibkib]

pinterest users leave comments worse than bsd fans ngl

[@AMaleDaG]

bro what

[@CircleToonsHD]

that dog had it coming and you know it!!!!!!! stop trying to spin some content drama farm narrative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@nickwhyman4815]

They asked ‘what the dog doin’ to many times and circle snapped.

[@moltengears7483]

Triangl

[@RJS2003]

We need to cancel the freezer for not freezing the dog.

[@a_paperweight]

#freezerisoverparty ​@@RJS2003

[@onlyjpg]

#freezerisoverparty

[@1000starsinmyribs]

the “real ones know” line was WILD lmfaooo

[@karanaki_3256]

It’s good we’ve all kinda collectively accepted it and moved on to the point kwite felt okay joking about it

[@thedustydoge7473]

That and the ED joke. Mans thriving

[@bonk8311]

I paused the video and looked through the comments to see if anybody else was gonna point that out because holy shit 😭😭😭

[@palmossi]

@@bonk8311what is it?

[@roxlife8173]

@@palmossi He got accused of SA about a year ago now, he disproved all the allegations but unfortunately had to reveal that he both is a virgin and has erectile dysfunction. He also had to show his face, horrible stuff man.

[@thebrandunsafeone7184]

Kwite casually treating his trauma and abuse like an inside joke is insane (he just like me fr)

[@xX_Berrie_Black_Xx]

I swear it's like gettin shot help-

[@xX_Berrie_Black_Xx]

@Me (the joking about it part)

[@0515modnaR]

3:02 “he’s kinda spitting. Those familiar with the kwite channel you know that I need that shit” actual wild shit even from kwite

[@Knotzer3233]

I was stunned for like 10 second

[@Kneecapss]

…yea

[@lilyhawthorne1196]

Did I miss something

[@0515modnaR]

@@lilyhawthorne1196 do you know the kwite controversy that happened like all of 2023?

[@lilyhawthorne1196]

@@0515modnaR kinda? I heard he got accused of assaulting someone but that's really it, I wasn't watching much last year

[@toast3874]

Dude, I got stuck thinking about the fact that his computer screen reflected in his sunglass look like his pupils and I cannot concentrate on anything else

[@kill3rbamb146]

Goated

[@jediducky623]

Ah shit, i cant unsee it now

[@RonanDahlman-ci1ql]

4:45 …I… uhhh …I’m glad he’s over it?

[@smart7928]

congrats kwite the main channel unhinged count is now 9 (“unhinged” has been used in titles for r34 comments, steam reviews, reddit confessions, wikipedia articles, disney adults, duolingo sentences, ao3 tags, pornhub comments, and now cursed comments) if you include the second channel, the unhinged count is 12 (christmas gifts, ban appeals and chat confessions)

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@SaphInfection]

i love you@@p-__

[@Ramsey276one]

Link to the Unhinged playlist! XD

[@smart7928]

i love you @@SaphInfection

[@cypherware1553]

Ur my favorite kwite fan, doing gods work if I believed in god

[@hannah20045]

Kwite being able to joke about the incident.. hin joking makes me happy. I'm so proud of him for stating his truth and coming back.

[@brokenb0n35]

weird wording but ja

[@redmist6630]

im assuming ur talking about the time he cut his finger while pumpkin carving because its funnier, which i have also done

[@L0zza]

​@@redmist6630 He's talking about how his ex-partner abused him

[@YURLOCSTAB]

what are you talking about? are you ok? ​@@L0zza

[@L0zza]

@@YURLOCSTAB I can't tell if this is sarcastic/gaslighting/an in-joke or you just genuinely don't know.

[@StringBeanMan]

First post made me realize Kwite playing project zomboid would be funny as hell. I'd love to see that tbh

[@felesnocis]

I would watch the shit out of that

[@pedro_6120]

That would be incredibly funny

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@Zane0744]

​@@p-__bro what

[@user-fe7bo5mm1o]

"for be funny as hell" ?? check the battery in your carbon monoxide detector

[@RocksterStudios-tt3eh]

9:17 Kwite’s actually correct. The dude was stuck in a vegetative state but became able to know what was happening around him before he regained control of his body, meanwhile being abused by healthcare workers. Depressing shit.

[@OKULTRA__]

kwite never fails to find a new adjective for the title

[@sheepylee12]

"new"

[@kyototomokui6676]

Real

[@DoctorPig]

On another note, can someone actually please tell me how to fix my broken door?

[@pz619]

@@DoctorPigtry putting it in a bag of rice

[@whitenobeard]

​@@DoctorPigwhat kinda broken is this

[@DustinJN]

The jokes about "the real ones knowing" ARE KILLING ME PLEASEE

[@carlthebigman]

4:33 wait you're right, and they both become himbos in one iteration of the story as well! (Sonic Boom Knuckles and Rise of the TMNT Raphael)

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@carlthebigman]

@@p-__ I will find you

[@AssortedMold268]

@@carlthebigman what are you, quality assurance?

[@carlthebigman]

@@AssortedMold268 no I just hate bot/spam replies

[@screwed_up_screwball]

loud incorrect buzzer Boom knuckes is actually kwite intelligent and does often teach the audience things not even the main character know, though often played as a joke. Rise of the TMNT Raph also is very intelligent in most matters, being the oldest child and the leader up until the movie. They both only resort to fists as their first method of solving a problem because it's their best attributes, being strong. Though, Raphael in RotTMNT gains mystic powers to make himself bigger and stronger, not because of his role as the "fighter" of the team, but because of his role as "protector". Since he's the oldest, biggest and leader of the team in that show, it's his responsibility to make sure his brothers are same along with teaching them how to be independent from him (Pizza Puffs episode, when he saves Leo from being pushed off a building, the finale of the show, etc) They may both be the red, hotheaded, slightly naive brawn of their respective teams, but for different reasons. Not to mention, in most iterations of Raphael, he's only the fighter because of his short temper and flawed thinking of how to solve certain situation through violence. It's not even because he's the strongest turtle, that title goes to Mikey in most, if not all, versions of the four. Knuckles, however, is the strongest in his team (unless you count Shadow as one of the good guys or Sonic when he's actually pissed but even then that's only in the Archie comics and I think Sonic X) and his strength plays a contributing factor in how his team operates and functions properly

[@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake]

I love how it was over a full minute into the video before the first wild one showed up, because otherwise this would be demonetized

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@malarcher5580]

the kwite lore callbacks are strong with this one

[@kai_3788]

6:35 I don’t think I would mentally recover from this if it were me. That sounds haunting, terrifying, life scarring.

[@TheNightbean]

4:47 That was so out of pocket I am stunned!!!

[@potatoluna3389]

“Those familiar with Kwite lore know I could really use that shit” OH NOOO 😭😭😭😭

[@The_Copper_Element_Itself]

3:13 Naaaahhhh i feel so bad for laughing at this sorry kwite 😭😭😭

[@galaxycamerata]

"Please check the batteries on your carbon monoxide detector" is such a wonderful phrase to tell people they need some fucking help. Also, the gsupps pyramid looks like you're trying to show Springtrap your cask of amontillado.

[@Z00_M3G]

4:48 Kwite your humour and vulnerability keeps me going on a daily basis you’re epic

[@cyl_genderfluid-furry]

FUN FACT! Through sheer determination, people on their death beds are able to last awhile, just to say goodbye to their families, and that hamster waiting until seeing their owner, having lost hair prior, just to then die, seems kinda like that. The hamster had an attachment, and held out through something which caused them to lose all their hair, *JUST* to see their owner one last time, before letting themselves die of whatever they were dying from before. It is incredibly depressing that their owner wasn't there for them through all that, and the hamster still held an attachment nonetheless.

[@cyl_genderfluid-furry]

The only reason the self-game-end rate is higher in places with high trans harassment for trans people *POST* HRT and bottom surgery, is because they usually just see transitioning as an end goal, not a means to a better life, because they already know they won't be allowed a better life, because of commonplace transphobia. There are many people who don't have much to do after getting what they seek after for a long time, and tend to, as a result of finally obtaining that thing they've fought tooth and nail for their whole lives, because they had to see it as a great accomplishment, end up spiraling after because they weren't allowed to see it as a step, but an endgoal, because they make it more and more difficult to obtain for those who need it.

[@Ambipie]

"I will see the light I will see the light ...my companion is well. They waited for me. There's... Damn, I haven't eaten in... I suppose... The end? At least my human isn't dying."

[@funkinfungoid]

Dude the Raphael knuckles realization is insane because Knuckles is Raphael- two red hotheads with an additude Sonic is leonardo- they're both blue and sonic is kind of the leader main guy of the group Tails is Michaelangelo- they're orange and typically the youngest and I'm not a big enough sonic fan to know which purple character is the smart dude, i guess tails is the tech guy huh.

[@funkinfungoid]

Also, thanks for specifying it was adult mutant ninja turtles getting dommed. Very important detail.

[@Glue_Eater06]

Tails is dual classing

[@Thrarm]

donatello is Big the Cat. why? screw you, thats why.

[@elemomnialpha]

Funnily enough Sonic and Leonardo also had the same voice actor for a short bit

[@maiyusakiryu7498]

I have been waiting for this for a long time Can't wait for him to get to r/rareinsults

[@BrilliantRipeMike]

me too brother

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@NotAverage88]

Persona 5 X

[@RoseeUlva]

interesting thing I saw on reddit: person A: Not really attempted either. That'd basically just be a thought crime. We're ALL tempted to commit cannibalism at some point in our lives. Person B: a... are we? are we really?

[@BerylTheTangerine]

Person B is the weird one here, because its an actually common reason for morticians to be fired :)

[@Bhoooooooo]

5:30 as an Italian my hamster died under a slide of pizza

[@clarethecat5199]

5:20 Oh I get it, it's like when you're trying to cure a bunch of zombie villagers but you mess up and one of them remains a zombie, thus re-zombifying all the others! (I will never find love)

[@hiitscupid3504]

5:42 my hamster died by walking itself off the table. id only had her for 4 days.

[@paichni3474]

6:36 this is the perfect plot for a game. You’re a hamster who loves their owner and in a freak accident you have left your home. You spend the whole game on a quest to go back home, making many sacrifices and heartbreaking decisions just to return home. After much hardship, a shell of the hamster you once where, you finally go home and see the face of your beloved owner. You die of your injuries seconds after returning.

[@PandaTubeGaming]

9:40 that is what actually happened, she didn't want his suffering to continue.

[@KariMari1]

One time i saw a wiki comment saying that they wanted to crush a character with a hydraulic press and eat his remains, to be fair the character WAS a peppermint

[@gooburr411]

8:21 this is actually good horror, any monster will be scarier if you leave the threat for their mind to come up with.

[@pugz3230]

There is no threat to come up with The threat is known

[@spacedoutjpeg6450]

About the hampster segment... Last time I had hampsters, pet store told us they were same-sex (they were not). Somehow escaped their big-ass glass tank, multiplied, and infested our home like mice

[@heavymusicguy8227]

"Raphael is to the Turtles what Knuckles is to Sonic" If you mean he the black guy of the group then yeah lol. They both give off major black vibes. Hell, he be wearing a doorag in Rise.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@noyz-anything]

to be fair sonic is also the “black guy”, possibly moreso than knuckles, since his voice actor in the cartoon was black (jaleel white, the same guy that played steve urkel)

[@heavymusicguy8227]

@@noyz-anything Yeah, he black too but he's more lightskin imo. Raph is like full N-Word pass black.

[@Emily12471]

​@@noyz-anything Knuckles is like the big black man You know the type, the big fuckin guy built like a brick shit house

[@iamaninsaneindividual]

Knuckles straight up got dreads tho

[@kratangg-arang]

Kwite, Kwite, Kwite, we know the finger part of your story at 7:33 was just a red herring to distract us from the fact that incident is how you lost your bottom half. Then you think you can gaslight us into believing you were *always* just a hoodie. Despicable

[@Santiago_B_NE]

When I was about 10 years old we got a Siberian hamster named Yogi, She escaped from her cage a month after I got her, she escaped, and was missing for about a week. I found her eventually in the pantry. She built herself a nest from the shaggy carpet, and was eating various things from the pantry like cereal. It was also evident that she was surviving off of the dog's water bull, that was less than a foot away.

[@Tatertotmaster64]

7:19 one time I accidentally stabbed my hand while decapitating a MLP doll on a sunday morning.

[@lilchris6974]

Can we just appreciate how kwite never fails to give me new adjectives for my English homework ❤

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@Makarovshusband]

Kwite I’m pregnant you better pay child support

[@PenneyLan]

what

[@secondlieutenan]

Nah 😭😭😭

[@IdiotWithSpoons]

what the heeeeeell

[@SpoiledMilk1110]

damn right he should

[@Menacingnugget-zn7bm]

SPRINGTRAP?

[@420Lemons]

The sprinkling of Kwite lore really tickles my fancy ✨✨

[@hamishfox]

1:32 she just answered her own question. No one cares about mens' feelings and if they do it's because they hope to use them against you. I have seen this happen so many times over and over and over and it's almost never not that.

[@dragon-cb4hc]

This video gave me anxiety and depression not because anything In the video I just got anxiety and depression while watching this

[@cultofmel]

The best decision I've ever made in my life was to allow Quora Emails, because every single random question that comes up on there is mind boggling. I just checked now and the first one that came up was "My twelve year old son just passed away holding his breath because I didn't give him an Optimus Prime for his birthday. What do I do next?"

[@JoshMonoxide]

Holy fuck, I thought I must be the only one to do this and have the same response lol 😂 😂

[@harrowharknonagesimus]

7:10 i swear to god story time never gets boring with you

[@Littlebigman-hx4es]

Raphael is more like a combination between Knuckles and Shadow in my opinion he’s got the tough strong guy aspect that knuckles has but he’s also got some darker moments.

[@Lil-mustard_still]

“Oh no innocent child it’s better if you do not know”💀💀💀

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@mocahbutterfly]

@@p-__hi bot

[@kadenhuber1138]

I've been wanting you to review these since "the box" in 2018/2019, and the group videos that you used to have

[@mattuwu9978]

Most cursed thing about me: I _ALWAYS,_ without fail, win the “who’s had s3x in the weirdest place” card in any party game. Illegal animal body dump. It was with my first boyfriend, our first time together, in the back of my gay little Subaru Crosstrek. Good times.

[@jonharrison3114]

Wth 😵‍💫

[@lilyhawthorne1196]

Bro wtf

[@mattuwu9978]

@@lilyhawthorne1196 you could say I got more than one cool bone out of it 😎

[@platinumm4730]

what the fuck even is one of those? Illegal animal body dumps??? I didnt know they were legal animal body dunps? and why? could you not go anywhere else? I've never had a comment make me feel tired before

[@jonharrison3114]

@@mattuwu9978 🥰

[@snipintoaslamjam5518]

In my dreams, I see all sorts of things. There are beings I refer to as my "dream demons," odd characters I meet fitting some sort of monstrous description. Often, they appear in only one dream, but leave their impact regardless. Examples include the Desert Hand, a ghostly shadow hand slithering across the sunlit desert, later transformed into a corpselike gray woman, & the Nymph Headed Nymph, a pale, glowing human figure lacking a human head, instead having a gargantuan winged bug, perhaps a cicada or fly, attached at the neck & large enough that its hindmost region reached well down the human body's back.

[@noyz-anything]

dream demons? like bill cipher?

[@Nerobyrne]

If you have a lot of medical debt, just don't pay it. And every time they ask, tell them you didn't consent to the surgery

[@EquinoxWasTaken]

0:09 it's a game where you go through the 5 stages of grief and kentucky

[@FuntimeFoxy_649]

kentucky (chain maybe?)

[@p0larnyy]

4:45 OH MY GOD

[@HansPeter-qy3wl]

,,canonically there is nothing below what you see on camera." So, no kwitussy reveal?

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@belgoatedkip-wg5ss]

Why would you post this 💀

[@diediedice]

No kwinussy? No kwinis?😢

[@mocahbutterfly]

@@p-__bot

[@DrDolan2000]

Saying that men under 5'11 shouldn't exist is kind of weird considering she lost her dad. You'd think one would be more respectful after a family death, but no; she woke up that day and chose war

[@Jimyrt.]

I can’t wait for the next video “These Doors are Hinged”

[@Xx_D4RK_K1N_xX]

4:42 JESUS

[@Melo_Beagle]

Loved last stream keep up the good work!!!

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@thenerdyonekingofnerds873]

2:52 Just play wheelchair basketball!

[@Man-ej6uv]

6:36 either this is the funniest shit i've ever seen or i am severely sleep deprived

[@Brigeb20]

7:52 SAME!! My cat gnawed my finger and it hurt so much to replace those bandages, i think i cried most of the time but my memory's fuzzy. On the plus(?) side I got to flip off my parents without consequence because my cat gnawed my middle finger specifically

[@imthescrubjay]

3:12 thats was brave, kwite. Very brave

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

10:12 In the WAKE of that? Please tell me that was intentional!

[@averagedumbproto]

when you said gsubs i thought you said jesus! i was laughing my fucking ass off

[@conkorro]

A couple years ago I was trimming branches of a tree in my garden with a rusty saw I found in the grass (no clue why tbh). Well basically my hand slipped and the saw almost went right through my thumb, didnt go to the hospital tho the scar still stings sometimes so I probably shouldve 😊

[@RoastTurtle2]

Almost the same thing happened to my knee. Had this nice Egyptian style curved knife that was sharp AF. I was around 13 or so and thought it would be a good idea to take it with me when me and my father planned to go camping (I spent a lot of time in correctional facilities so it was a big deal for me) I put the knife in the sheath and placed it in my bag on my bed. As I was about to put more stuff in the bag, the lock to the sheath failed and sliced my left knee open down to the tendon. Had to get 18 stitches. Can't remember if it was the same day but around that time we had gone to the lake where I chucked the knife into it because of how pissed I was. Probably still down there

[@rapha_kol]

4:41 SCREAMING

[@artbykmic]

Real😭

[@rapha_kol]

@@artbykmic caught me so off guard😭💀

[@artbykmic]

@@rapha_kol Same i had to do a double take lol😭😭🫃🫃

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@artbykmic]

@@p-__ alr

[@Thunder12o994]

8:27 one word: copypasta

[@darkthedarker]

4:30 I TOLD MY FRIEND THIS ONE TIME THIS IS VERY TRUE. They said Knuckles would be most like Raph from the 2012 show Relevant to the video, I have an entire pinterest board dedicated to odd pinterest comments

[@citruslllad]

4:27 HUH?

[@Emil_Stoltz]

I understand the coma one because my mom was the same when my grandma died. She said "I know it sounds bad but I'm happy she passed away because now she doesn't have to suffer anymore"

[@cocoa6671]

for the hamsters, one of mine got out once and jumped straight off the balcony in my house. that didnt kill her, she had a heart attack like a week later tho. a different one threw up all her internal organs

[@Criegrrunov]

Kwite always ends up the videos saying something about a "Card dimension" but I have never been able to find such place.

[@W1LLARD2]

2:52 "it'd be fun to try doing burnouts in that thing (a wheelchair)"

[@GrubGrubGrubGrub]

project zomboid is literally just a zombie survival game but top down and realistic which kinda makes that post funnier

[@ookjannesplanting1296]

1:50 PERSONA 5 REFERENCE??? WAKE UP, GET UP, GET OUT THERE 🗣️🗣️🔥

[@martymacfly1697]

0:41 as someone who also works on aircraft’s I WISH I had like those

[@lwaysDrawing]

I want like those as well

[@FourFireball]

American health care Report to your foreman But watch for marauders 'Cause if you get eaten There's fees for your mourners

[@creditsong7369]

As someone with a dead father, this video is very relatable to me

[@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer]

6:22 yeah. That's the joke (if it even is a joke). It's like saying "x scared me so much, i was able to play [scary horror game] to calm down"

[@Annetteimations]

6:35 Is litterally just something from the Odyssey 💀

[@foxxeo9143]

project zombiod making a appernace is a god send

[@muzankibutsuji8919]

3:13 Kwite randomly triggering my ptsd (6 months of no kwite)

[@NotAverage88]

Muzan

[@alexanderplowman830]

I nearly cut off my finger too, making a Mother’s Day gift. Box cutters are really sharp. I needed 11 stitches.

[@sptsnc]

this dude has been back for a WHILE and this is the first time i get a notification what the hell

[@Super--Paper--Fox]

8:26 all of them start with "do you know"

[@marluvsrap]

4:46 BRO no STINKING WAY

[@techsupport01134]

Kwite should totally change his pfp to a pride flag for June and then switch it back July 1st

[@LiftandCoa]

8:05 This mental image makes me severely uncomfortable lol I think due to the past im pretty battlehardened when it comes to watching shit you shouldnt (like many people on the internet) but things like make me squirm lol

[@robin8838]

project zomboid mention?? in *my* kwite video?? that's wild

[@CallsignReaper_]

Ah yes, another video to absolutely demolish my brain cells

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@goosecultist593]

My dad also used his finger as a puppet once. He didn’t cut it with a knife though it was an injury from dropping a large piece of wood on his finger at work

[@GraceOfDiamonds]

4:33 imo (personality wise): Leo = Sonic Raph = Knuckles Donnie = Tails Mikey = Amy fits most for tmnt 12

[@Pitchlesstime8590]

Honestly the cursed comments I see are all on Ao3. :D but also Yippeee kwite content!

[@JELLAYCONFETTAY]

kwites been spoiling us with these uploads lately

[@PlayerZeroStart]

I used to love r/CursedComments, but after a while, the quality dipped. Most of the posts nowadays are the most obvious basic "dark" shit you could possibly think of. The best posts are the ones that are actually clever with their comments. But 90% of them are just something like a picture of siblings with the comment saying "they should fuck lol". Like, good job, you said something bad. It's not funny and you put no effort into making the comment, but you did it.

[@CreativaArtly]

Tbf I feel that one girl, my first boyfriend is now gay and has a boyfriend and needless to say, I still don’t know how to wrap my brain around it.

[@BlockyBro]

that sounds like what a cursed comment is

[@kaneaquino8295]

There's a lot of 9/11 and Adolf Hitler jokes in the subreddit

[@the_fake_fool2081]

As an australian our creatures would win, we lost to emus and the anzac (australian and new zealand army force) is one of the best armies in history