Quora's Craziest Questions

[@bloodyneptune]

"He's not allowed to move out until he's 25" she's in for a _shock_ when that kid turns 18

[@zalletu]

I hope so 😢 He might be too scared/ brainwashed to do that

[@bloodyneptune]

@zalletu Im hoping that the "not allowed to date till hes 25" part will be a bigger factor. If anything could get through the brainwashing, it'd be finding a person you have legitimate feelings for but cant be with for shit knows how many years, unless you get out of there

[@arsena5209]

depending on the kid... it might be before he turns 18

[@arsena5209]

​@@haydenphoenix1993 that's honestly genius, good for you

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@haydenphoenix1993 Good God, I'm so sorry to hear you had to deal with a family like that. It is so infuriating that families out there are so terrible that their own child--a MINOR, at that--has to resort to calculating a slow and steady escape route. You were very smart for doing that and I am so glad you were able to escape. I cannot imagine the pain you went through to reach a point where you literally had to spend half a year moving your items to a friend's place. Thank goodness to your friend, too; not many of us had people who would help us out like that. Hopefully things are better for you now. You deserve to have your freedom!

[@abigailsmith6000]

The grossest part about the breastfeeding one is that, despite the fact that he clearly sees breastfeeding as a sex act, he was completely unbothered by his infant son doing it. Like it's okay if a baby boy wants to do sex with mommy but being a lesbian? GROSS

[@Cowboy_Frog]

Legit I’ve seen the opposite when guys are pissed that their sons are getting to touch their wife’s boobs and therefore it’s cheating somehow but their daughters are okay.

[@shrimpchip37]

@@Cowboy_Frog insane shit dude. What is wrong with humanity

[@loganmiller4919]

Yo… I didn’t even think of that 😧 I doubt dude did either, a large amount of guys think of the most stupid shit because of the most ridiculous of events 😭🙄 thank god it’s not mainly Gen Z that is struggling heavily with this unfortunate facet of existence 🙏

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@Cowboy_FrogAnother thing to add to the list of why str8 dudes shouldn’t be fathers, Jesus Christ 🤮

[@anteros_21]

Haven't watched the vid yet, this is horrifying and confusing out of context lol

[@terrymorris740]

Honestly, I feel bad for the woman who’s so uneducated with her body that she thinks she’s gonna drown her baby. Sex ed has failed us all

[@ryanb4940]

They’re fake. People always make outrageous Quara questions because it makes people go crazy leaving outraged answers. It’s funny

[@Cowboy_Frog]

Seems like it’s just the Americans. The majority of the world seems to roughly know what’s going on but the yanks are really falling behind in that department.

[@gobsmr]

i feel like it was pretty obviously fake lmao

[@lizzyblitz07]

​@@gobsmr probably yeah. But I assure you that OBGYNs do get asked stupid shit like this. The ones I've seen talk about it, it's usually a fear over baths not showers. The fact that any of these Qs come up proves our systems broken 😭

[@Emmysn0w]

Not just sex Ed but her family too

[@catherineecatherine]

can confirm im an autistic lesbian now because i was breastfed and hung around other autistic people too much!

[@aberonharmon3710]

I am a fag too

[@RL_ManicFX]

Huh. So that’s why I’m autistic.

[@Cirrostatus]

fellow autistic lesbian 🤝🤝🤝🤝

[@lauraslesbiann]

i’m an adhd lesbian

[@Cowboy_Frog]

I’m bi and audhd 😂

[@aj_12x23]

"Attractive Nuisance" is a real legal doctrine in personal injury law that can be used to assign liability to a property owner who fails to reasonably protect people who may not understand the risk of harm created by an enticing feature on their property. However, it pretty much exclusively applies to injuries sustained by children, since all adults are expected to know that they are not allowed to trespass onto anyone else's property, whether or not their neighbor just got a sick ass pool, or a half-pipe, or a trampoline, or a dirt-bike race track, or whatever. Also, even if he were a child, this theory wouldn't apply in the case of the man who hurt himself while climbing a fence in an attempt to get to a pool because he was not harmed by the pool (the attractive nuisance); he was harmed by the fence, which IS the reasonable safety measure protecting unsuspecting children from the risk that the pool poses. If you can't climb the fence without injuring yourself, it would most likely qualify as a legally sufficient barrier between the public and the pool, therefore preventing application of the "attractive nuisance" doctrine. That dude is just an entitled dumbass who has never taken accountability for anything in his life.

[@AammaK]

Thanks for the interesting explanation!

[@iaacryign]

Thank you! This was extremely informative and interesting :>

[@genericname2747]

Fascinating. So, if you get a pool, and don't do anything to discourage kids from going in it, you'd be at fault if a kid drowned?

[@iaacryign]

@@genericname2747 technically yes and no? Its usually case by case from what my friend who went to law school said: “if a pool is in the middle of a yard but very obviously a private pool on your private property even not fenced you aren’t in trouble. Often these cases are just a tragedy and both sides feel terrible and there isn’t a satisfactory verdict.” He also explained that if a pool is in a bad place like away from your house by a good ammount and looks abandoned or disheveled you could be in trouble but it depends on how it happened. Attractive nuisances are often applied to small children who should be with their parents. My friend did not pass law school but he got pretty far! Still take with a grain of salt though

[@genericname2747]

@iaacryign3002 Makes sense. So just don't be stupid about potentially dangerous things and the law can't come after you if someone gets hurt

[@anna00913]

as a former drug addict, i can pretty confidently say the one asking if alcohol will hide the effects of meth is probably a genuine question, i definitely have met people that have tried this lmao

[@blue-dabad33]

they asked it the other way around though lol

[@musness]

@blue4155 mby they got confused because they asked after the meth

[@anna00913]

@@blue-dabad33 people think they cancel each other out, doesn't really matter which comes first they just think upper+downer=happy medium, when it really just means death wish

[@anna00913]

@@musness yep, little over 3 years after the meth, never said it didn't make me dumber tho

[@anna00913]

@@musness but i also didn't ask a question so i'm not sure why you said that, probably just confused from the drugs tho

[@pigeontoes5421]

FYI Quora has a monetization program that incentivizes participants to create questions that generate the most engagement possible. Most of these are almost definitely fake LOL

[@Cowboy_Frog]

The crazy thing is even knowing that, it’s now so hard to distinguish trolling from genuine insane people it’s fucked. It used to be easy.

[@pigeontoes5421]

@@Cowboy_Frog on quora you can usually tell by checking someone's profile, grifters will have wildly contradicting questions (ie "im a single mom with a son" one question and "im a 15 year old boy" the next) and tons of outrage-bait questions

[@hospitalgal101]

Yesssss

[@buttercuup02]

why does quora even have a monetization program? that's the weirdest thing i've ever heard

[@novemberblake9505]

@@buttercuup02I guess it drives traffic to the side. Still weird tho

[@oddp1ece]

i recently went on quora to see what people who actually know a thing or two about dream psychology have to say about a negative dream about my dad (who is a genuinely good father and person), immediate answer to that question was "your dreams represent your thoughts, therefore, you HAVE to know yourself what that has to mean". it's people like these that confidently say intrusive thoughts are a direct product of your "hidden wishes and convictions" so confidently, as if they know anything about it. 😭😭

[@Cowboy_Frog]

They’re basically saying “you should know, it was your dream.” Which doesn’t make sense at all because dreams are mostly symbolic/metaphorical to the point where they often don’t make sense, hence your question. People are so dumb, not you, the people telling you to figure it out.

[@oddp1ece]

@@Cowboy_Frog exactly, that's what threw me off so much, is that i was searching for a psychological meaning behind it and they just basically said "it's all on you, you should already know" 💀 like thanks pal, but i disagree, hence my searching for an answer from experts 😭

[@dinahmyte3749]

Dreams are nonsense our brains put together to handle other things. I recently had a stressful dream about fixing up my house in Pittsburgh while working full time at Carnegie... I'm a renter in Houston working as an admin assistant. My dream was REALLY about the stress of maintaining MY health after an upcoming biopsy I'm having tomorrow. I'm worried about being disabled (fixing of a broken and aging house was me) and my responsibilities for the future (my sibling moving states in 4 years), and how I can handle that as an adult. I've had dreams of running from zombies (stress of financial drains) and dreams of my roommate stealing my cat and me having to go to court (we had a fight about chores in the house). Our brains aren't magic, they're more like that game of Mouse Trap. Winding metaphors and allegories that are just neurons firing and hormones moving about and creating little movies while our brains recharge. They aren't real, they're more poetry than science. Honestly? I'd write down your dreams and find a qualified therapist or psychologist to walk you through your fears and troubles. Introspection is hard and confusing, because we are naturally emotionally connected to ourselves. (I'm autistic, obviously). A negative dream about a normally positive person is probably just projection or a misdirection of your brain rather than some deep-seated scary truth.

[@Garden0flowr]

Yea, intrusive thoughts are specifically your brain putting the direct OPPOSITE of what you want and who you are into your brain to keep you on high alert with anxiety and discomfort

[@Hitchcock00Starlet]

The thing you have to understand about quora is that their partner program used to pay out for high traffic questions (NOT answers, just the actual question), so users were encouraged to make up wild or offensive completely disingenuous questions as clickbait.

[@kamehameha30]

God I absolutely agree that there should be an interview portion for being able to have kids

[@musness]

!!!!

[@jamielegacy2366]

thats called eugenics maam

[@nina.robbs565]

​@@jamielegacy2366nah, you should know how to care for a kid before getting one. it's so easy to fuck up and traumatize them.

[@resintom852]

No but that's literally eugenics ma'am

[@genericname2747]

Guys this isn't about eugenics, it's about people being able to know how to raise a kid before having one. Yes, this sort of thing could be abused to prevent certain types of people from having kids. But the basic concept isn't inherently wrong.

[@Yobydobie]

I love that the toy ad was right after the most sexually repressed story I’ve ever heard. And oh my god these people are allowed to vote.

[@donuted_ace]

So glad you're talking about this lol. I used to use Quora a lot and some of the questions are strange and lots of the time vaguely abusive/offensive.

[@Cowboy_Frog]

A lot aren’t even vaguely, they’re blatantly abusive/offensive and I’m concerned for the asker and people around them.

[@gobsmr]

It's pretty obvious. the amount of incest questions i've seen from that site is absurd.

[@genericname2747]

Yeah like. "Why are *insert religion here* so backwards and stupid"? Or "My son got a B. Can I cut his nose off?" "My husband committed a heinous crime, how can I protect him from the police?"

[@sabrinarichardson8584]

“Dude I’m pretty sure this is how you make murderers” literally me thinking about a serial killer who grew up in a super religious household and slowly began lying (which obviously led to worse things) so he could actually be a kid since his insane religious parents wouldn’t let him do anything

[@tunaspew]

of course autism itself isn't contagious, but acceptance of non-neuronormative behaviours and ways of being/understanding is kind of contagious! If that person's son is making a friend who has different needs, different ways of expressing themselves, and their son is accepting of that, THAT might be what the parent is actually against. Acceptance and embracing of neurodivergence can be contagious, this parents fear is likely a push back against this

[@jk-jl2lo]

i think it's that, but also maybe their kid is picking up some behaviors from their friend. kids especially will pick up habits from others that they're friends with or think are cool, whether that's conscious or not. that's also more common for neurodivergent folks to do (i can attest to that for myself bc i do this ALL the time), but it's a pretty normal thing for any kid to do.

[@junebugsjukebox]

i feel like most people, autistic or not, adopt behaviours from their friends, they just might be noticing it more if they’re autistic behaviours

[@HotStrange]

As a night shift worker I appreciate Jacob uploading at midnight

[@Cowboy_Frog]

Maybe where you are lol

[@lightfiendish]

sometimes i wander onto Quora looking for an obscure answer, and find the most unhinged stuff i've ever seen. you didn't even see the sexual side of it. _it's weird, man._

[@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r]

I got scarred for life on quora and every now and then what I read resurfaces in my brain

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

The only time I'm on Quora is if I need to find abstract conversation, like how to cope with the inevitability of death, or what to do if you want to do too much in your life time. I find some solid responses on there and on Reddit, but I don't use either of those platforms outside of those occasional searches. Quora, like Reddit, is primarily awful if you're not searching for a specific answer.

[@mewowow]

i once searcher stuff related to hanging out w your parents and i encountered stuff that i wish i havent read

[@lightfiendish]

@@mewowow good lord... yep, ive seen that stuff. not fun :(

[@mileidyclass]

I remember a few years ago I found a lot of people on Quora who were "really into" kids and animals, to say the least. Apparently a lot of people on there are into incest too. We need more people to dive underneath the surface because this site is full of insane people.

[@lauracronbungusman1582]

Nothing like some toasty warm nuggets on a chilly Friday evening

[@zenleeparadise]

It is Sunday

[@Sif_theGreatGreyWolf]

Hmmm it Monday. 🤔

[@luichibug]

Absolutely Tuesday

[@Cowboy_Frog]

@@zenleeparadisemy dudes

[@clamwok]

ayyyyy chilly here in Richmond too

[@TheRealMarriott]

Its 12 in the morning where i am wtf

[@wiltedflowerz]

yooo me too

[@northroyal4933]

Lil early Monday morning treat

[@donuted_ace]

Haha me too

[@SpLishYSplasH5]

same im tired as hell

[@tyudeongis]

11pm for me n i gotta go out tmrw 😭

[@bromque]

My brother is autistic and my uncle stopped interacting with our family because he didn't want his son to "catch it" by playing with him. I hadn't spoke to that family in years, but about a year ago I found out that their son was diagnosed with autism when he was like 10. LMAO

[@arrianah3890]

Thank you Jacob for uploading right when i get comfy in bed

[@martymcfly7393]

fr, i'm about to eat dinner, praise the timing

[@jonnnnniej]

Best moment to consume the nuggies

[@GreysonSeymour]

My parents straight up just dig through my trash while I’m at work. I’m 19. Now I know that that is a violation damn😔

[@decaying_dante]

in maybe middle school i was at a scout community camp out, and there was a woman there (so probably a mom volunteering) and she didn't understand how my vegetarian friend could eat eggs. we were like "well the eggs in the store aren't fertalized," and she said "but they're baby chickens?" and i think about that sometimes.

[@puggyboy694]

I remember a teacher at my elementary school thought the same thing. She still ate eggs, but she said she didn't want to be "reminded."

[@wolfandraven891]

I had the same thing except the person saying they were baby chickens was a literal farmer...

[@caiooliveira4964]

Same logic alabama uses to decide what a baby human is

[@jaysonwithawhy]

As an autistic person, it was absolutely insane how many of my classmates in elementary school were told to not hang out with me by their parents because of the fact that I'm on the spectrum. Autism isn't scary, man. I'm just a guy. It's incredibly disheartening to always feel like there's something wrong with you simply because other people don't understand.

[@aribantala]

I feel like the person who were afraid of them drowning their baby while pregnant is just them really having a hard time processing information. I 100% believe that one person told them that "You shouldn't swim if you're pregnant". Because, yeah, Swimming exerts quite a good chunk of your energy. Same logic as jogging while pregnant... You're discouraged to do that because you'll need the extra energy. They're taking the information the wrong way around and came up with the conclusion that "Water may drown my baby"

[@solanajames7423]

I love how you start every video with such a momentous energy just to talk abt silly things with little hidden nugs 😊

[@batterybroken]

It’s so late but I’m so happy to be here. I want my midnight nuggets. RIP Little Trevor

[@kayla5452]

4:25 okay but one time I was at church and we watched a video of the crucifixion and there was like this 80 year old guy in the group just totally entranced the whole video. When the teacher asked what we thought of Jesus and we He did for us, the old man shouted, “WOW, WHO KNEW THE GOOD LORD HAD SUCH A GREAT PHYSIQUE!!!”

[@sillywormdude]

i loved the ad jacob! it makes me happy when people especially men are open to talk about toys, especially in a relationship bc they tend to be frowned upon/ seen as a competition for men when they are not at all! congrats on the engagement yall :D

[@cats_are_love]

even IF those questions are fake, you just KNOW that there are ppl like this out there.

[@iamfrickincool]

Exactly especially the (LOL) guy who was like my 2 week old daughter really attacks my wife's boobs she's going to be a lesbian

[@morganedelacey]

I saw a Quora question today asking if it’s possible to get sick in Canada. As someone who has lived here for a few years, um yes? I haven’t consciously tried though, it kinda just happens sometimes

[@Chickn420]

I’m so excited to see quora being covered. The shit I’ve seen on there is actually fucking insane

[@B12211]

One of my favorite Quora questions and answers was a guy asking if it's possible to balance on one's own pen*s and a guy responded that he would, but he is scared of heights lol.

[@KaelWrit]

Speaking as an addict from my teens on (sober now), I 100% believe the meth one was real

[@ThatGuyMikey1]

12:21 missed the perfect opportunity to say, “Mr.Sharpe, it’s a healthy, baby shart.”

[@gilleslijnzaad2991]

I really enjoyed the ad read Jacob! Great to see you being so sex positive, that made me happy

[@cookingwithsilence]

To this day I am still doing the most on Quora. I've been missing Quora since it began.

[@BlumeBen]

"my husband hasn't touched me in months?" dude i need that on a shirt haha

[@mythcat1273]

13:11 dude wait until this guy finds out where they come out of, he's gonna have a meltdown

[@Lucy-zr5qs]

As a longtime quora user there’s a massive problem with people trolling. Like people asking the craziest most foul questions ever is super common yet somehow half of the user base thinks they’re serious

[@MrSdsok]

Franklin Veaux,?

[@Arsontapir]

the "are you out of your fucking mind" to that breastfeeding story, came straight from the heart

[@mamagamer9505]

As a birth doula I will have to say "drowning her baby while bathing pregnant" was a first to hear for me lmao I'm dead 🤣

[@sabrinasmithhhhh]

He knows I needed a video to watch before I go to sleep 🙌🏽

[@Gengar227]

You should absolutely do a part two of this topic it's a very funny video

[@starboundsingularity]

to be fair re: "i hurt myself climbing over the fence" attractive nuisances ARE a thing and you can be sued if someone is injured by one WITH a few conditions, mostly being that the injured party is a child and that no care was taken to ensure their safety. if a child used your trampoline, for example, if you didn't have anything around the edges of it, you could be held liable if that child were to injure themself falling off of the trampoline that said i'm not a lawyer i'm just some guy who got told "no we can't get you a trampoline because someone else might hurt themselves on it and then sue us" when i was a kid

[@shaybribri]

I was going to bed but was like might as well stay up and watch Jacob real quick

[@stumpcluber]

as a lesbian, my jaw dropped at that man's breastfeeding post. first of all, sexualizing breastfeeding is so ***gross***.... people who sexualize a baby getting fed by their mom are freaks. babies being fed has nothing to do with sexuality, because hello??? IT'S AN INFANT. ew, ew, ew. but, if i treat this like a bit, shouldn't i be bisexual? my mom didn't produce enough milk for me, so she had to switch me to formula... oh man /s

[@roxanne8882]

I can't tell if he's joking with the "Pluto" line

[@funkysocks]

this was amazing jacob PLEASE make a part 2 😭😭

[@loganmiller4919]

Jacob, thank you for giving me some nuggies while I’m at work, it’s midnight rn and I’ve been absolutely STARVED for nuggets for a while now

[@LadyCaspar]

Congrats on the engagement you two!

[@mmeggnn]

the nuggets in this? immaculate. frightening. but immaculate

[@kodokuna.]

I’ve been waiting for a commentator KZbinr to cover the absurdity of quora because it’s my favorite in school activity since everything else is blocked off

[@JuliusD]

quora truly takes "there are no dumb questions" to a new level.

[@Breadcrochets]

“I’ve done everything right raising my son” a list pretty much child abuse “why isn’t he behaving?!”

[@MrWurmTV]

I said, "Lelo like the sex toy company?" And yes, it was Lelo like the sex toy company lmao

[@una9906]

love a good late night nugget thank you mr sharpe

[@amyefting3225]

An attractive nuisance is actually something that can cause you problems and it is kinda that stupid. If you don’t have certain layers of protection or warning around an “attractive nuisance” you can get in trouble for others coming onto your property and getting hurt.

[@WisemanxSmash]

So many posts on Quora are stupid specific like "What did Natalie Portman say to George Lucas on December 15th that made him cry?", with the only reply being from the poster a few minutes later.

[@RowanNagy97]

"Im starting to realize that people's bigotry is mostly caused by stupidity" Welcome to the Secret Club lol

[@br1ghts0ng]

jacob clearly hasn’t been on quora much because literally 90% of it is bait questions about abusive parents or simple mathematics lolll

[@cjgroom109]

"a waste of bone and blood" is the sickest insult i have ever heard

[@lobsters12111]

Just listening to this through my car speakers with the windows cracked while waiting for my son to come out from school. Im sure there wont be any random sex toy ads lol

[@emilyd.2796]

9:32 why did I think he was talking about punching his balls to fix himself, and not punching a whole in the condoms

[@errelia3622]

Ah yes, the three most known philosophers: Socrates Plato *AskJeeves*

[@JonahWho]

missed the opportunity to title this “Quora’s Quaziest Questions”

[@karmajester6504]

Oh Jacob, just wait until you look up an innocent question for a story you’re writing about dogs and see the most disgusting, sexual and awfully overdetailed question about what breed of dog is best to fuck. With examples of breeds they had ALREADY TRIED (Take a wild guess if this has happened to me)

[@xKDxx]

I have stumbled across way too fucking much of that for me to continue to trust strangers around my pet 💀

[@karmajester6504]

@@xKDxx RIGHT, it’s so disturbing and gross

[@phi4721]

Wait? Bestiality 🤮

[@banannarama]

I’m so concerned for the mother who thinks her unborn child needed to breathe in the womb

[@Lvcifer--666--]

15:00 rule for everyone to follow; you're allowed to feel ANYTHING in any situation. What matters I how you deal with those emotions. As long as you're not escalating things in ways they don't need to, you can feel uncomfortable or violated by anything, especially something as weird as your mom looking for using tampons and pads in the trash

[@christina._.643]

Nothing like some Jacob Andrew sharpe when I can’t sleep

[@ryweenie808]

This is my sleepy times video now thanks jacob

[@iris-nc6fz]

love a midnight upload

[@BeanieBeth]

“I bet God even likes boobs” I mean…. He made em

[@br4ttyb4b3]

CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BOTH!!!🥳🎉🍾

[@SarahPaceSings]

That last one really hurt 😢 Thanks for speaking up, Jacob 🖤

[@DeanDraxon8752]

Your baby can’t drown, they’re already breathing in fluid lmaoo-

[@shannond1511]

I love my random quora question emails sent to me everyday because I went on quora one time and don’t even have an account! I noticed like 60% of the questions are relation to AIDS tho oddly enough, marriage problems and many things about ppl’s children that are very not good sounding, it’s scary how many ppl out there are raising mini serial killers

[@ILoveDucksVeryMuch]

In my experience, you can ask any question that relates to virginity or intercourse, and everyone somehow talks about their siblings or a classmate taking it when they were minors, wtf.

[@meggy8699]

saying pluto instead of plato oh i really love this silly guy

[@khalea3135]

i guarantee you that most if not all of the first ladies kids have trap phones. not letting your children have their own personality, interests, or SOCIAL life is really not okay. dont force your kids to live how you want.

[@biirdbraiins]

woke up, watched this and thought it was a fever dream until rewatching just now

[@b4tmandy]

I went to high school with a guy who was raised almost like the first post. He didn't have a phone or any other sort of technology, wore outdated clothes, only watched Christian movies and TV, only listened to Christian music, and mostly read Christian books when at home. Every time a class was gonna watch a movie or go on a field trip his parents denied him, they also didn't want him in the school library instead so he was basically left in a classroom alone reading while the other kids had fun. I always felt terrible for him because other kids would make fun of him and he missed out on so much. We would discuss current events in class and he was always so out of the loop and confused because he was so sheltered from reality. Parents that strict don't realize how much of a disservice they're doing to their child by denying them a normal adolescent experience.

[@palntgame308]

First video I’m watching from him, saw the Nugs plate in the background, I also have one of those hanging next to my sink.

[@annecorrie_]

If autism is contagious then im sick af

[@sourswtchblde]

12:22 missed opportunity to say “concrapulations” 😔

[@robertcooper4th259]

You know what’s bad, Peter griffin is a better parent than these people

[@sourstrawberryshortcake]

i love u jacob you make my day brighter

[@imagrandpazombie]

FINALLY SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT QUORA

[@banannarama]

The worst part is I’m pretty sure you CAN sue for injury while trespassing

[@IngoNobori]

"Alrighty Quora, how to tell my wife that her restraining order is a hoax, so I can see my kids again and I can stop watching them from this tree." This is the best Quote of the year

[@thebucket9392]

16:04 okay I've had the exact same thought before because some fucking people are having kids when they are NOT mentally stable enough. There should at LEAST be a class you have to take or a test of some kind to become a parent; their stupidity shouldn't ruin their child's life. I've known so many parents who are just incompetent its really getting out of hand

[@PrincessCraftycorn]

omg these questions were insane and your reaction was so good lol, please do more crazy questions!

[@auroragoth5078]

Schmidt the Shit is the new adult claymation spoof of Sean the Sheep. And good god to I wish they would pull a netflix and cancel it and then delete it from the dang internet

[@alienatedlibrarian5017]

The wholesome-ness of this ad read tho What a hero

[@sazza4]

Just started & already roped in/ laughing bc "Pluto" 😂 Let's goooo

[@cremebruleequeen]

if i came out to my parents and my dad said “it’s because you were breastfed” im ending it

[@Nothingtoseehereanyway]

My mom predicted I would be a lesbian because how much I liked boobs growing up. She was like... 20% right, I came out as lesbian before coming out as trans. 💀

[@imbluedubbadee]

I screencapped and sent to some friends, have been informed that yes, people do in fact smoke crack to try and hide being drunk 😂😂

[@MarieHP]

PLUTO I'm dead 😂😂😂😂

[@jford1877]

RudeTube got me. Why? I don't know. But hoo boy. A tear came out, good laugh.

[@Eyeball44]

Was in a bit of a dark place, looked online to see if anyone was experiencing what I was, went on Quora and VERY quickly realised it would not be beneficial for my mental health

[@Jisooverload]

You saying all christians are secretly gay is just a bad take... Some of us are actually out 💁🏼‍♀️