Angry Old Men

[@alys.7491]

These men really give off "I got through life being as rude as I wanted because back then no one was allowed to talk back to me and now that people are being polite Im realizing that I was a horrible person"

[@PeachysMom]

I’m so glad times are changing and the patriarchy is crumbling

[@KingOfGaymes]

“I’m rude, old and entitled and now I’m going to make it everyone’s problem”

[@caidalee1994]

One problem, the whole “realization” thing. I don’t think they’re there yet.

[@manboy4720]

@@caidalee1994 god forbid they think they did anything wrong!

[@poopyfartballs5363]

They hardly ever do lol

[@hecknfrick4236]

Old people yelling commands at strangers instead of having a normal conversation is classic.

[@manboy4720]

/yell

[@hecknfrick4236]

@@manboy4720 ?

[@TwixtheFox]

​@@manboy4720/yell SELLING MAGEWEAVE CLOTH CHEAPER THAN AH!!!!

[@user-nw8gn2mh1t]

@hecknfrick4236 it's a joke about "yelling commands" which digital commands like discord use / hence " /yell "

[@Nwdoendmwk]

I still quote ‘I want to shake your hand’ every day.

[@petricorey]

I WANNA SHAKE HIS HAND👺

[@taenimin]

omg same its fr an issue bc nobody knows what im referencing 😂

[@iamfrickincool]

The hand shakes on a plane was golden gold

[@SalemTheTyrant]

Nipple man returns to feed us

[@Ghast1yKarma]

This made me sob 😭😭

[@remyboyzz399]

7:25 jacob with his son ;-; beautiful

[@SalemTheTyrant]

@@remyboyzz399 beautiful

[@sunnypii]

i havent watched the video yet but based on this comment im a little scared

[@sunnypii]

OH WAIT NEVERMIND I GET UT UTS VECAUSE OF HIS HAT

[@alexanderrestaino1921]

Someone in the comments said you "brother you seem to have daddy issues"... Have they not seen the video of your father (one of THE MOST traditionally masculine looking men on planet earth) sitting in the tiny chair with you??? Its so pure and wholesome I watch it when I'm having a shit day 😊

[@manboy4720]

his daddy issue is that his dad is too nice!

[@one-onessadhalf3393]

I think they’re jealous that Alex has a great dad

[@skychildecharlie]

I just found those videos today and they’re my favorite now😂 his dad is the best

[@theonionqueen3519]

Double nuggies? In one week??? Jacob, you shouldn’t have! You’re simply too generous.

[@volumemaximum]

Double nuttie

[@BigKissXO]

Ok, so the "you've got a pink hat, and you used to paint your fingernails. You're not a boy. You can't tell us how to act, if you wear colourful things, and you know how to cry." 2:37 Caught me so off guard it nearly took me out 😂😂😂 I would like this on a T-shirt... Or a pink hat.. 🩷 💅🏻

[@Sophia-Sucks]

I’m gonna try to fit this on a tiny pink hat, and give it an obnoxiously small font

[@maksmith7973]

Just the last sentence would be good too if it won’t all fit lol

[@Sophia-Sucks]

@@maksmith7973 Nono, I can do one better: I’ll put the last sentence on a SMALLER Pink hat with even SMALLER font, and advertise it as a “shorter part to fit better@

[@WickedKatze]

imagine some frat boy knocks on your door and you're mentally prepared for a sales pitch, but instead you suddenly become the unwilling arbiter of someone else's incredibly stupid argument

[@iamfrickincool]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kfishert]

so funny how the guy at 11:24 tries so hard to cover up the camera, despite pressing his entire face right into the camera literal moments earlier. goes to show the brain on these guys

[@djennepenne]

Definitely an absolute gaggle of male Karen's, though I do think it was inappropriate of the salesman to say that 'line' and genuinely creepy that the manager encourages them to say it. I'm sure the dude didn't mean it maliciously, but being a woman and having a stranger come to your door who won't take no for an answer when you refuse his services and ask him to leave, and then makes a comment about whether you find him good looking or not - I'd be uncomfortable at best and scared for my safety at worst

[@Sophie-bf6zd]

I couldn’t find any comments that were disagreeing with the salesman, and I’m glad you said this! It is absolutely inappropriate, and the argument that most people find it funny isn’t valid. You are invading someone’s private, safe space, to get their money, and also make it impossible for them to deny you without a great deal of discomfort. Granted, I despise door-to-door sales people (really any of them, it’s such a slimey, pushy, disrespectful industry), but I do think the ‘male Karen’ was actually completely right. And the fact that the manager went down specifically to confront them! So unprofessional and I would also feel completely uncomfortable if not a little anxious to be approached by these men.

[@danniuwu8628]

I was looking for a comment like this! Having someone go up to your door of your house and saying that can be pretty scary. Like, if he's trying to hit on you, your door is open! He can just come in if you reject him! I feel like they kinda overreacted on the response to it but it was certainly not cool. Maybe just have a civil phone call and not a street meetup.

[@cherrysoda3427]

I had men harass me twice in one week (this like never happens to me anymore it was freaky) and half the time they think its cute or funny to say sexist or sexual shit. It's so sad. Guys don't be weird challenge impossible

[@registeredjopper]

this is a reach, to say the least. there's a big difference in circumstance and tone between what you're implying and what the salesman said/did.

[@finnpeders02]

big agree. like, you don't know the person's intentions or how they will behave, and in the worst possible situation, they know exactly where you live. even going up to the one woman's house and asking if she was 'offended' was weird, because how are you supposed to react when 4+ strange men show up at your door?

[@kyotanikentaro]

Hello Jacob. I can't help but remember that Kurtis Conner made a video on December 6th of 2019 titled "That Weird TikTok Couple Is Way Worse Than We Thought". At about 19:58 you said that you lost your keys, and you continued to talk about how you will keep us updated if you find them. I just wanted to come in and check on you and ask if you ever found your keys, or if you had to get a replacement pair. Please respond, I have been gravely worried about your lost keys ever since you mentioned it in that video.

[@pr0doge226]

I too have been troubled about this for a while... Please respond!

[@KingOfGaymes]

I ate them sorry

[@GingerThereforeNoSoul]

Commenting on this to bump this up lol

[@BeanieBeth]

Please tell us nugget father 😭

[@sugamethisjinmethat992]

We need to know!

[@hecknfrick4236]

I've never filmed a stranger, I wouldn't film in most of these situations. But if I was in a situation where I felt legitimately unsafe and that video evidence may be helpful, I may start to record. A lot of these instances definitely didn't need to be recorded.

[@divitiae]

Totally agree. Unless you feel like it actually needs to be recorded for evidence, all it does is escalate the situation. I think people knowingly do it thinking they can intimidate the other person or for imaginary internet points

[@KingOfGaymes]

The only time I can imagine doing that is if they were doing something cool like dancing or singing or had a dog or something

[@soledesertion]

@@KingOfGaymes I saw a guy dancing in a parking lot with earphones in once, he was busting it down (sick moves tbh) looking like he was having the time of his life and I recorded it because it made me laugh

[@registeredjopper]

I don't think you need to feel unsafe to record a situation, and that is a relative feeling anyway. "Karens" have felt emboldened for decades because they never were held accountable for their actions, hence why the ever-present filming is now a thing. now people feel constantly emboldened to intimidate others with public shaming/humiliation/scrutiny by filming and posting everything with a narrative. there's no real balance because people will always take advantage

[@donalddarko5807]

I think it's best to film since a lot of these people are quick to lie to the cops. They also steal and break property a lot especially if you're a skater or Biker. It's honestly crazy how many clips there are of people taking kids boards, helmets and even keys. Though leaving before an issue comes up is a great option if possible.

[@stagrunners]

I hate to agree with that last old dude, but like man… he did kind of harass his wife honestly. Like it takes a weird turn but for sure if some random dude came to my GF’s door and went “Is he as cute as me?” I, too, would be upset. That’s super scary to have happen as a woman bc the wrong answer can in fact lead to some weird violent stuff. It sucks!

[@poolboyatvampiremansion]

Look how calm blue shirt guy gets once the cops show up... His behavior is night and day lol

[@yrn3992]

Those salesmen are absolutely in the wrong for saying that! it’s not okay to make any kind of inappropriate comment to the customer. As a woman if a salesman is in my doorway refusing to leave, won’t take no for an answer and then starts joking abt if I found him attractive, I would be very uncomfortable and concerned for my safety.

[@Lazy_.Lavender]

They were but the husband should NOT have reacted like that either.

[@lk9038]

​@@Lazy_.Lavender Reacted like what, exactly? He didn't do anything but stand up for himself and his wife. You're allowed to do that.

[@Arosukir6]

Weirdly, in the case with the "good-looking as me" thing...I'm actually on the side of that husband. Like, if some random guy showed up to my door who wasn't a delivery dude or something, I'd already be a bit nervous. They might say they're a salesman but how the hell do I know that for sure? My mom and I once had folks come to our door that we only found out later were creepy cult members that do human trafficking! And then if he starts seeming like he's *flirting* with me?! Nah bruh kindly gtfo of my doorway. That's creepy. So presumably the wife told her husband that some random guy creeped her out by making a joke about himself being hot, and the husband probably yelled at the dude and called the company to complain. Likely overreacting, but I can see where it came from. Then the owner of the company, instead of understanding how a joke like that might be inappropriate, essentially mansplains how "salesmanship" works. Then goes and bothers *another* woman and makes her come and say that she's not uncomfortable with the handsomeness joke. And then talks about schooling the old man or whatever. Nah dude, fuck that younger guy and his goons! And if you disagree with me, that's fine. But first ask yourself: would that dude have made the same handsomeness joke if the husband had been the one to come to the door? Personally, I doubt it.

[@registeredjopper]

yeah, no shit he wouldn't lol. selling to men vs women require different tactics to be successful, plus there would always be the concern that you catch some homophobic loser that attacks you for making a vaguely sus comment to them. also, how was the reaction (bringing a group of grown men to dress down teenagers) not an overreaction? were they hoping to get an apology? run them off their block? what was the point?

[@beepatpen]

I think they both got some things they need to work out tbf

[@UpsideDown853]

I agree with your assessment. As a single girl in an apartment complex, we get a lot of strangers ringing and it totally creeps me out. I can’t tell if they are genuinely trying to do their job or checking out my location. I live on the ground floor with a window to the road, which is why I feel especially on edge. Sometimes guys will make jokes to break the ice, but as an Individual who experienced SA from a young age and was once abducted, these jokes actually seem like part of the trap. Not all men are predators(!) it is hard for me to differentiate it though and since things did go wrong for me I am aware of the consequences if I am “not careful enough”. Mad respect for dudes who are aware of this and keep their cool.

[@nicolemarcak9021]

I agree, we get a lot of solar sales people and if someone came to my door and said something like that I absolutely would not appreciate that, sometimes people (especially women) might laugh at the dumb joke to avoid conflict and make them go away faster.

[@GracefullyHigh]

​@@registeredjopper you shouldn't try to sell your body if you're trying to sell a product 😭 lmfao wth kinda things they train salesmen? To harass women, not leave after NO, and then try to PERSUADE them by saying how "attractive" you are🤢 all around the whole thing is icky, they need proper training. I get not to "take a no" but you damn sure should know when to step down, not try to sell yourself as part of the deal😭🤢 it's the same tactics no matter the gender (bc at the end of the day you're ASSUMING their sexuality and could totally be wrong lmfao)

[@natatatm]

Nah I agree with the guy talking to the salesmen, it's annoying as shit when they won't leave after the first no and it's even worse if you're a woman and it's a dude trying to pull the whole flirty thing (ESPECIALLY if you're home alone and someone does that shit) Edit to add; that kid was also extra annoying, fuck him. "I created those lines," okay buddy 🙄 and people laugh at them cause they're socially adept enough to not call you a tool to your face.

[@ariel_isnotamermaid]

I'm also on the side of the wife&husband about the salesman thing. The fact that the manager was so condescending and 'teaches' them to say that is so creepy! All he had to say, or even the salesmen had to say, was I'm sorry, I was trying to make a friendly joke and it came off wrong, I apologize.

[@caithenry8429]

No, I will not feel bad about laughing at the old man who fell in cement. He absolutely deserved it whereas those construction workers did not. Hope that old guy's insurance paid for his damages

[@beedroiij8459]

fr the only thing he accomplished was ruining his shoes

[@beepatpen]

if the video was just him falling in cement I would've felt so bad for him but bro brought out a hammer to a work truck... also the truck was in front of his lawn on city property (the street) like dude they are fixing the road for you leave them alone

[@kafrink]

Hot take: the door to door salesmen actually really irked me. I know the homeowner was supposed to be the ‘male Karen’ but if I was his wife and a salesman said that to me I would be super uncomfy. Doesn’t really matter that you’re “just a kid trying to make money”. To come to someone’s door and say that is gross. Also can’t help but notice that both of the people he said that to are women. I really doubt if that man had answered the door they would have said that to him. It’s also reasonable to ask someone for their business license b/c you do have to have one to go door to door

[@Lazy_.Lavender]

They were but the husband should NOT have reacted like that either.

[@TheRealMarriott]

I thought i was the only one who thought this

[@Joe90h]

Obviously we didn't see the exact conversation that sparked the issue and the tones used, but it's up to the salesperson to no when a "No" just won't be converted to a "Maybe", and just one look at the people involved here should have clued them in. Everyone looks bad there, I think the blonde guy just sort of skeevs me out more than the old dude in this case.

[@Cryptidmama424]

Hard agree.

[@PansyPops]

The one with the kid and the kid really struck me as well. I thought the older gentleman would’ve been the Kevin/male Karen, but that kid was rotten.

[@dali-dog]

man that last one with the kid just bullying some random old man for no reason made me so angry. they all did, but that one was just so particularly needless and literally harassment. I’m honestly impressed with the old guys composure, he responded very calmly. I am particularly anxious and sensitive about loud noises, but I’m not even old and if that was me somebody screamed at and started taking pictures of I think I’d go feral about it. At the very least my gut reaction would probably be to scream back, and I’d have a very strong urge to throw their phone on the ground, because what the hell you can’t just do that. Act like human beings maybe, the rest of the world isn’t grade 7. It’s not being a “boomer” or a “karen” to be upset when somebody is literally harassing you directly, unprovoked. Even if the person you’re bullying happens to be old. Anyway that just goes for the last video there, it bothered me so much

[@dildonius]

*_FINALLY_* somebody mentions that last video and the little shit in it!

[@berserkisdead357]

Fr bro! I was literally waiting for someone to mention about that pasty looking iPad kid, lil shit is lucky he didn't do that to someone unhinged that day probably would've swung on his ass

[@jaredfortin6810]

The guy in the second video is definitely a master at hitting his kids "I only did it because I want you safe" after fucking screaming and holding them there by taking there shit until the police came

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

I'm siding with the male "Karen" on the salesmen thing. Salesmen have no business flirting with random women, or any stranger really. It's creepy.

[@tzatwar]

last vid of that kid harassing the older man made me want to throttle a child more than i ever have before

[@tzatwar]

wait until the kid gets banned from stores for customer harassment

[@djsierra777]

I agree with you on not needing to put unwilling participants on camera. Even angry old guys deserve privacy even if they do need to mind their business sometimes. Like you said, I can't see a situation where a camera doesn't make the situation more tense. Obviously there are exceptions like if your property gets taken hostage like that guy's helmet.

[@safesoundequine8511]

I didn't want you to get hurt, so I took your safety equipment from you

[@BlitzedPort]

Can't believe someone said some shit about you having daddy issues when you have several videos showing y'all's healthy and wholesome relationship 💀💀💀

[@janeflame7308]

Most likely a clown that’s never seen any other video and just clicked to hate.

[@bling-tut]

The video of the dude with the denim shirt and Wilford Brimley mustache made me so angry. I work as a surveyor and I met SO MANY of these mofos in real life. All they do is scream and yell threats and call the police before you can explain yourself, but when the hogs finally come to back them up they're suddenly civil adults and they gaslight the bejesus out of you. The irony is that the people like this are often not the actual landowner but a neighbor or something, so they are the ones that are actually trespassing.

[@darbies]

it's so cute how people will be aggressive, rude, and threatening & then turn into the politest people alive once the cops they called show up. always film people like this lol

[@Angie753]

11:05 ya calling black men or young black guys “boy” is absolutely racist

[@jstarstudios7110]

Wait, do we know he was black, though?

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

and how do u know he's black from just the video..... kinda sounds racist of you lmao

[@idontwantahandlethough]

​@@nomoretwitterhandles that's literally what Jacob was talking about. Angie didn't even say he _was_ black, actually. We don't know he was black, but noting the history of the term reinforces that it's a purposefully demeaning phrase, which I think is a valid point. If that makes sense (i'm pretty tired)

[@KingOfGaymes]

Genuine question because I want to understand, why is it racist exactly? I’ve just never really heard of this before

[@wallasboyd]

@@KingOfGaymes it's been used historically (and still used, albeit less often) as a way for white men to demean black men, essentially telling them they're less than "real men" without outright saying it

[@sakamama2225]

The door to door salesman dude not gonna lie was too confident with that whole thing. I get its a joke, but if I'm being honest I would feel super awkward if a door to door salesman that I don't know said that shit to me, whether they were attractive or not. I would pity laugh but that's all. It for sure was not as big of a deal as the husband made it out to be but that was a stupid hill to die on LOL

[@sakamama2225]

Btw I don't mean Jacob died on the hill, I mean the guys at the business, Jacob was fine with his points LOL

[@txlda]

jacob looks like a baby bottle in this vid. fantastic

[@KingOfGaymes]

Nipple head

[@delinquentbeats8832]

Honestly speaking to the first part of this video, I had just watched the video he did a couple years ago that ruffled some weird guys feathers. I came away from that looking at myself. I’m still pretty young but have a bad temper with my family and although most of these guys were out in public it’s scary thinking what could be behind closed doors. It definitely made me rethink how I treat my family and not to be so sensitive and fragile that I can’t communicate properly so thank you for making these well made, much needed videos and I plan to change so I don’t end up a middle aged Karen. Thank you

[@ninalove3044]

“No u can’t hurt the tree that looks like a goblins nutsack… how do i know?! I’m literally a goblin” 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 Jacob ur the fkng man

[@razzle8140]

The wet cement!!! Wow, that was unexpected. And everyone standing around, being polite, not laughing. Geez. That was a rough tirade of nonsense.

[@Em_already_exists]

Ya know the argument at 13:55 is so weird to me, like I kinda understand both sides. The employees comment was a bit unprofessional but DEFINITELY not a deal to make a manager come out and mediate. I also feel so bad for the woman, "were you uncomfortable???" Like wtf leave her out of this 😭😭😭

[@baslewis]

i’m so on the side of the guy here. it didn’t even really seem like he asked for the manager by the way the guy was talking. he sounded like he was going over because his employee wanted him to. it’s so weird to me how he doubled down as a door to door salesman that they SHOULD be allowed to show up on a strangers doorstep selling something and when the person says no its super normal to flirt with this woman you don’t know while standing in front of where she lives. everything abt the way the manager talked pissed me off lmao.

[@Em_already_exists]

@@baslewis your so right tbh

[@Em_already_exists]

@@baslewis i would have just closed the door on them tho lmaoooo

[@svmmerh4ze]

just as my anxiety was getting bad jacob andrew sharp uploads 🙏 thank you for making my day better jacob! love ur videos ❤

[@torrennicolas8124]

Literally same. Hope you feel better. 🖤

[@v_bunny]

i hope your anxieties can settle and ease up, you got this!! 🫶

[@andibobandii]

i hope you can feel better 💗 you got this, i believe in you!

[@rj9124]

anxiety's the worst. hope you feel better love

[@AAA_NNN_DDD]

honestly I don't think that 2nd to last older guy was in the wrong if his wife asked him to defend her, the younger dude's joke was not appropriate at all imma be honest, the second joke that they used to "prove" their point that pther people would laugh wasn't the same

[@Lazy_.Lavender]

They were but the husband should NOT have reacted like that either.

[@andipet3523]

oh yeah, jacob andrew sharp video with breakfast? uh yes please ☝🏻

[@annanhildebrand9667]

Where do you live?! I just got off work!

[@ninalove3044]

Some nugs with ur breakfast! Sweet!

[@skittybee]

@@ninalove3044 part of a balanced breakfast! Ring a ding, one Nugget please! 😁😄😆😃

[@dougiesrevenge5054]

Haha i love the comment compilation of the dudes mad at your last video about mad guys. As a person with absolutely bonkers daddy issues i just want to say that seeing you interact with your dad was healing for me in your video about vaccines. Maybe my literal favorite video of all time idk, god bless you and your dad

[@gerardwayisajacket9551]

I'm sorry, the old guy falling in the cement is fucking sending me, that is hilarious

[@Alwayssjess]

If some guy who claimed to do windows made a stupid remark like “iS h3 aS gOoD lOoKiNg aS mE?” I would be super uncomfortable bc he’s now asking you to like rate him completely unprovoked. The dude saying he was trying to be funny is dumb too bc he could never understand like it’s not that serious but she shouldn’t have to deal with this shit at her own home too we get enough of it out and about in the world

[@graygorantla5403]

i know that you prolly wont see this but thank you so much for making videos. you are one of my comfort creators and i luv watching your videos tysm for being amazing

[@Alexissleepy97]

I miss when pranks were about people pretending to be bushes on the street or cling filming open doors so somebody would gently hit the cling film and laugh, maybe lose their glasses for a sec yknow

[@dinahmyte3749]

I miss the pranks that were like "look over here, I suddenly got replaced with an old person when a van drove by" like no one is hurt, just confused for a bit and we all laugh. But if only the pranker is laughing, it's not a good prank.

[@finx3]

jacob ur my favorite youtube ever every time u upload i giggle like a 3 year old

[@_kpopclown_]

I love that the workers were just watching the old man walk in the cement.

[@catienoble3191]

"I just care about you guys' safety" dude you literally just tried to steal the one guy's motorcycle helmet

[@medicalgirl3]

I do guarantee that those Canadian sales guys would NEVER try the “is he as attractive as me?” lines on a person they read as a man, and as someone often read as a woman they do make me uncomfortable

[@thewilly_does_stuff]

I’m here to say that just for laughs gags is loved by people around the globe. Me and my dad loved those things

[@carveylover]

What gets me about the first guy is that the worker could have called the cops for property damage. I know old people be old, but he must have realized that? The getting caught in cement was the cherry on top, though.

[@Lauren-ri9uh]

idk if the "its gonna be ok" in the beginning is a reference to anything in the video but if not, i appreciate you putting that in there. today was really rough.

[@pyrostorm1700]

4:38 fun fact wet concrete is acidic so mr mallet probably won’t be swinging for a while given the chemical burns on his hands and wrists

[@thetwelfthuwu1492]

I've been pranked very hard, thank you Jacob A Sharp

[@fattyghostg]

your welcome

[@Lyd_i_a]

These videos continue to bring me an unreasonable amount of joy

[@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin]

Thanks Jacob. Having cement poured this week while I have to be out of town. Better not find an overall-shorts wearing gnome stuck in the corner. 😡

[@BirdaeBlue]

That poor jolteon has to witness so much

[@Pear_Trees]

The first guy absolutely deserves what he got. He learned he wasn't doing much with his little hammer and like a child throwing a tantrum decides to do something just because it'll fuck up the day of someone he doesn't like. As a side note, from my experience working in cement, it'll take those guys 10ish minutes (if that) to get it back to where it was, but that old man almost absolutely has horrible chemical burns from the cement, there's a reason the guys working are wearing rubber boots that are probably taped up tight. Cement burns are no joke.

[@invisiblejay]

I feel like no ones right here and I just wanna go home 14:16

[@Motions.in.Lemonaid]

Same, I’d be annoyed if someone said that to me it’s not appropriate. But I wouldn’t lose my shit about it

[@baslewis]

@@Motions.in.Lemonaidi don’t feel like the guy lost his shit though. he was pretty calm. i’m so insanely on his side. manager seemed like an asshole and a creep to me.

[@vlemmerson]

@@baslewis yeah the manager was so smug & annoying

[@positivelytj]

Omg you actually made a second version of my favorite video!!! Thank you Jacob Andrew Sharpe!!

[@andreajones4884]

“Used to wear nail polish” bestie do you not wear it anymore? Imma miss the colorful nails

[@GlitterC8k]

U.S. citizen here, I watched just for laughs TV on KZbin when I was in high school. The best prank show ever! Very wholesome. Could do without the laugh track, though. Impractical jokers and carbanaro effect are U.S. examples of less problematic prank shows.

[@Cryptidmama424]

Yeah I’m sorry but as a woman who often stays home alone all day with my baby, that salesman would have made me uncomfortable. I can hold my own but not everyone can.

[@emilyhaugh99]

the one with the helmet and trespassing is actually in my town. my boyfriend took a piss behind that building while i took pictures.

[@allyalysia]

DID HE JUST SAY I CARE FPR UR SAFETY BUT THEN STEALS THEIR HELMET..

[@Cujo_Red]

Just for laughs was my childhood. No audio, just goofy sound effects and harmless pranks.

[@theonionqueen3519]

You don’t paint your nails anymore??? Why, I loved them a lot!

[@nervousbynature]

jacob, I hope it was a joke when you said that you USED to paint your fingernails. That's at least 25% why I started watching 😂 Thanks for all the nuggies, as always. In this economy, it's a real treat to get something for free

[@broski_a]

16:10 this bit has derailed into a “i think you should leave” sketch

[@666_cthulhu]

about the one with the salesman - i love how he says ‘i invented those lines’ but also calls himself ‘just a kid tryna make some money.’ like bro pick an excuse and stick with it 💀 everyone in that situation just seemed so unlikeable, all because of one weird employee’s weird little comment that he should’ve just apologized for. this whole thing could’ve been so easily avoided but no, a bunch of guys ended up in an embarrassing public pissing contest. i feel so bad for the wife who just…wanted to be left alone?? this shitshow would’ve made me MORE uncomfortable if i were her 😭

[@HavysHibiscusTea]

My friend has the same “nugs not drugs” thing on her wall

[@eldritch_midnight6007]

Its so funny that they always try to claim theyd be liable for injury, because just like any other extreme sport if you get injured whole boarding, only you are liable

[@roar_is_trapped]

I live for the extra unhinged version of Jacob

[@esraselek9243]

omg my anger issues could never with that teletubbie looking kid at the end 😭

[@jstarstudios7110]

Bro I would scream at the little shit even just as a bystander

[@jstarstudios7110]

If that happened at my retail job it's STRAIGHT to the "is there something I can help with 😀"

[@jeremygreen2883]

Starting off strong with an old guy yelling "get off my lawn!" Pappys gonna pap!

[@wesleythebioterrorist3254]

NO WAY HERE BEFORE THE DISCORD NOTIF LETS GOOO I LOVE YOU JACOB AND I LOVE MAKING FUN OF ANGRY OLD MEN

[@Hayley-Dreamsmasher-Smith]

Old men loosing control of their emotions and then realizing how fucked up it was, and trying to play it off like they were just worried and being a good man. 😂 never fails to crack me up.

[@killerkuk8965]

i read the title and said “ewww” then immediately said “oooh!! there’s nuggets in there!” jacob vid time yippee!!

[@oliveslays]

jacob im crying ive never noticed you have the same nugs not drugs poster that my health teacher has 😭😭

[@klizzykopter]

I love to listen to Jacob Andrew Sharks while I clean my room

[@kerrymartinez4463]

I wondered about the lack of depth on the DNC bench but I see there are millions of angry old men so the succession is secure.

[@crofters147]

“I don’t want anyone to get hurt, so I took your helmet which is protective equipment”

[@Twink6629-lg3te]

Currently pooping at 4:43 AM and watching this

[@bisonchicka]

What a great way to kick off May

[@heartsticky2612]

New Jacob video notifs make me so happy :))) thank you Jacob!!! You're crushin it:)

[@minty_644]

jacob really cemented this as a series with a second episode

[@probablyalex]

I personally would film in a situation like this because cops suck and I wouldn't feel safe but that last clip of that little kid is so weird

[@flowwrfield]

I FORGOT ABOUT JUST FOR LAUGHS GAGS OMG THANK YOU FOR UNLOCKING SUCH A SACRED MEMORY

[@kyleeharvey7467]

Not gonna lie, as a woman that salesman would’ve also made me hella uncomfortable. I would be scared to react so as to not upset him because 1. I don’t know this man 2. I don’t know if he’s even a legit salesman and 3. This guy has come up to my door, uninvited, and will not take no for an answer. People like that creep me out because crazy shit happens. I keep a pellet gun (not a real gun, just shoots metal beads, hurts like hell but not deadly lol) by my front door for situations like this that go south. Anyway yeah I’m with the husband 100%, don’t come up to people’s houses and put them up in uncomfortable situations like that. Also fuck the dude saying he’s just a “kid making money” like dude no you are not a kid, at all. Yeah you may ACT like a kid but you’re definitely not

[@dizzylilthing]

I have a jar of concentrated bleach by the front door in case of **stains** that make me uncomfortable

[@NotHorror]

I was just rewatching old videos and now we got a new one!!

[@gettin_the_scoop]

Jacob: "Johnny Johnny" Me: yes papa the internet has ruined me

[@littlewillowlinda]

I got sympathy for the guy that got yelled in his ear, I’d be so cranky after that lol dang kids

[@Korrin69]

I cant go to sleep right now mom! Jacob just posted. _And i gotta have my nugs._

[@pr0doge226]

o-oh y-y-y-yeah, we- um w-well yu-you wea- uh w-wear na-na-na-nail polish,so uh t-take that

[@sarahpatterson4112]

Literally everyone sucks in the door to door sales video, the salesman for making a stupid joke, the husband and wife for blowing it out of proportion, and the manager for being so condescending and dragging other people into the dumbest argument ever

[@kappn4748]

jacob looking like an uncut "gem" in this video with that hat

[@emilyowens1352]

I wish I had a witty one-liner comment to make but I don't. love you Jacob!

[@Raphctrutv]

I wasn't expecting the Québec shout out

[@earlgaytea]

that old man who stole the guy's helmet then saying that he doesn't want them getting in front of the police... huh???

[@dreamsfallhardtoday]

i am incredibly depressed but this made me laugh

[@kathulhurises]

Me, a french canadian: You’re so right, buddy eh, my pal Jacob!