One Stupid Mistake RUINS Elaborate Bank Heist | Tales From the Bottle

[@Qxir]

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[@red4life848]

Love your work long may it last 🇮🇪🍀👍

[@gatorermy8204]

Oklahoma bombing video when? Please just make it I want to be stop being a annoy shit. BUT YOU WONT MAKE THE VIDEO!!!

[@panagiotisziakos8623]

Aye qxir you should try rainbow six siege and see why kids are so good in school

[@spjmasson]

Best channel on KZbin

[@AspiringTalentless]

Qxir, you should read a bit of finnegans wake on your channel or do a bit over James Joyce's final novel.

[@ZachAttack-fy5dl]

Ahh yes, Craigslist, a place where you can be hired as an accessory to a robbery

[@stromagedon]

idk if it counts as being hired if you don't get paid

[@ZachAttack-fy5dl]

@@stromagedon he did say that he was hiring people to do some labor for cash

[@Bawamba]

@@ZachAttack-fy5dl Well he was also robbing a bank. Dont think he really was an honest man?

[@ZachAttack-fy5dl]

@@Bawamba obviously they didn’t get payed but they were still hired and they thought they were gonna get payed.

[@flowerpower8722]

The question is, did they get paid? I'd be sueing for wages.

[@torre1451]

'The name's Sherlock, Sherlock Homeless', said the homeless guy to the cop

[@bach6600]

That’s pretty clever

[@tipi5586]

@@bach6600 It's more clever than four seasons of the BBC's Sherlock.

[@bach6600]

@@tipi5586 😂😂😂

[@Cesly-mo3uf]

Netflix would like to buy the rights to this show.

[@twisted5576]

Lmao

[@forgedinferno5033]

I was expecting him to tear his ACL when running from the bank

[@Matio25091]

Same lol I was like "watch, he trips on a leaf and the whole thing is up" xD

[@smakkacowtherealone]

I thought he would run headfirst into a window pane

[@venicec3310]

That’s exactly what i thought was gonna happen

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

THAT would be the Hollywood movie moment in this story.

[@draglorr5578]

So was i

[@megan00b8]

This is one of those rare stories where he doesn't kill himself or someone else and where shit doesn't go wrong. Dude robbed a bank successfully and spent all of that money in Vegas, then he got a sentence that forced him to sober up and rethink his life, and once he got out he used his experience to be successful, to warn others, and he rekindled the relationship with his wife, his school sweetheart. Cmon man, this gives me hope in humanity and all.

[@birdrustler]

Yeah this is an actual redemption arc, you love to see it happen. Usually all too rare.

[@samfire3067]

And he got to Vegas and lived

[@Dr.TJ_Eckleburg]

The key is that he just pepper sprayed the security guy, and wasn't even carrying a gun. He had no intent to really hurt anyone.

[@teknoindo]

@@Dr.TJ_Eckleburg i think that what make him a changed man after going to prison he robbed a bank where nothing get hurt as bank money is insured and that 400k doesnt even make a dent to the insurance company deep down he really is a good man that got a problem and desperate because of it

[@CanadioIsCool]

Red Alive Redemption

[@ernestsgulbis7329]

"The homeless man got his medal in the post." You nearly killed me with that line.

[@Mygg_Jeager]

"Your medal's IN the post" is what he said." ;)

[@S0M3GUY778]

Honestly this is heartwarming. Dude took an opportunity to sober up and use his wrongs to do good in life

[@MikeGlasses]

He didn’t take an opportunity to sober up, 6 years in prison forced^ him to sober up lol

[@S0M3GUY778]

@@MikeGlasses he could have gone to prison and come out no better than he did going in. He could have gone through prison and decided not to change himself. It was an opportunity no matter how you might think it "forced him"

[@reedman0780]

@@S0M3GUY778 Full respect to the guy. I know how hard addiction can be, and its not easy getting out of it all of a sudden.

[@MikeGlasses]

@@S0M3GUY778 dude took an opportunity to use his wrongs to do good in life, i’ll agree with you on that. But the sober up part was forced on him for at least 6years which is usually enough time to get over withdrawal

[@Blaketarded]

@@MikeGlasses drugs exist in prison bro

[@javindo]

Given Qxir is Irish, the bush wine seems more customary than surprising

[@LTPottenger]

English wine stolen from the rich and given to the poor.

[@zachaliles]

He said it was at 6 in the morning though. Seems awfully late to be given your daily bush wine.

[@johnladuke6475]

The only thing that seems suspect about this story is that I have never seen an Irish person give away alcohol.

[@ikitclaw3299]

Selling wine from a Dunnes bag at six in the morning is a lucrative business, that how I got the money for my first car

[@GazB85]

🤣

[@SaraSpruce]

"I kind of want to rob a bank now" Shit, now the next time there's a bank robbery in Ireland, they'll know who to look for.

[@aceradionetwork3697]

in that case... Imma go to Ireland now. No particular reason.

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

@@aceradionetwork3697 ah yes, good idea...That way, we got Qxir's back! He'll just blend in now ;)

[@MrFjordbak]

​@@NearlyH3adlessNick the bank robber will blend in anyway, bet most people who goes to banks have covid masks on!

[@BLUEZz73]

Dont worry SS this dudes a mastermind he'll be fine no need for concern this dude like the real life James Bond hes like a master mastermind its true look it up

[@geoffreypiltz271]

Does anyone know a bank that actually handles money anymore?

[@bigcheese2128]

I love the fact that you’re just laying into this homeless dude for being a class traitor lolol

[@geordiejones5618]

I assume this guy asked for money once and he blew him off.

[@danielcantiego9374]

​@@geordiejones5618 It must be that

[@GigasGMX]

I never thought I’d describe a bank robbery as “heartwarming”, but this totally is.

[@Bussiness_account]

Probably the most wholesome bank robbery story I've ever heard.

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

He even did free landscaping work outside of the bank for a couple of months.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear tim

[@leetsUpr3m3]

@@AxxLAfriku no

[@jaymzx0]

@@AxxLAfriku You should get some Vicodin for those broken feet. It worked for Anthony!

[@sharpkniveinlatvian1746]

@Poe Soul yes. Yes he is.

[@uberJordanmusic]

I bet the homeless guy was Anthony's time-traveling future self

[@sadnut9513]

B r o 😮

[@NTB0]

Honestly, that’d make a great story

[@psychosorcerer9438]

Anthony has 1.5 million usd now. So...... no.

[@daveJDB]

@@psychosorcerer9438 It could be interpreted as him being disguised as a homeless person, not being actually homeless. (if that's what you meant)

[@SnowPaw404]

@@psychosorcerer9438 him from an alternate timeline where he ends up homeless and losing everything

[@tinglejingle9147]

When I saw his maps I was like “hey that’s pretty good, dude could probably get a job in art” And sure enough he did.

[@johnladuke6475]

Though most children's books don't have elaborate bank heist diagrams. I mean, a few, but not usually.

[@RaccoonWithRabies]

@@johnladuke6475 Sounds like an untapped market to me

[@CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve]

@@RaccoonWithRabies hold up

[@DanksterPaws]

O

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

@@RaccoonWithRabies PauseChamp

[@pprudencio1966]

2:40 “Not having the wisdom to sell Pokémon cards, which is where the real money’s at” Well this aged like a fine wine…

[@garfeldi8466]

The fact he did it with at most assault proves how good this dude is. I honestly respect him so much

[@jasonm1884]

I bet the guy who got blasted in the face with pepper spray would disagree with you!

[@Dexrazor]

@@jasonm1884 I’d bet he’s happy to be alive

[@packerman7410]

His wife would disagree

[@zackwalker684]

That homeless guy was jealous because he’s always dreamt of doing the same thing to not be homeless. 😂😂😂

[@rockguy5931]

Waiting for this comment to hit 1k likes

[@robertcuratolo5339]

This another reason why i don't give to the homeless...lol

[@Halfstep2024]

No.. the homeless man had some cases he needed dropped himself is probably what the homeless man had.

[@FriedrichHerschel]

That homeless guy was also casing the bank!

[@shreknskrubgaming7248]

I honestly can't tell if some of these replies are actually serious or not, but maybe he's just a homeless man who isn't conspiring to commit crime? Being homeless doesn't automatically make you a shitty person with a criminal record or looking to build one. Sometimes people just don't have a place to live, it happens, and it isn't always as easy as "get a job." Even McDonald's requires proof of residence to work there and you can't exactly have proof of residence if you're homeless. Maybe he helped the cops because, and this is just a wild guess, maybe the guy robbed a bank or something?

[@BobMcEggy]

It's weird watching a Qxir video that doesn't end in someone dying

[@aelitaurick5553]

Yeah, I was expecting sudden tragic death after he left prison. I was pleasantly surprised.

[@bragadeeshbalakrishnan]

Yes

[@KMcNally117]

A dude landed a helicopter on the White House lawn and lived.

[@ondrejsedlak4935]

Yeah exactly. I was expecting the inner-tube to be made out of magensium and hit a crowd of onlookers or something.

[@thatoneguy8355]

Well come back in 100 years, that should do the trick.

[@ShenDoodles]

This ended surprisingly wholesomely. I’m so happy for him.

[@mimicanada1957]

She should have divorced him and took the kids smh

[@alysoncardoso6684]

@@mimicanada1957 chill

[@Nifty102]

@@mimicanada1957 wouldn't have done any good, especially not for the kids I think women forget kids enjoy having a father too.

[@SouveraineMiaa]

7:25 "what did the fucking bank ever do for him??" Hahaha I swear

[@purpleYamask]

Honestly, this is... one of the nicest and smartest drug addict criminals ever. (I know that's not a high bar-) No hostages, no guns, no verbal threats even. just weeks of planning and calculation. The only physical harm done was a pepperspraying, and I'm glad he was able to kick the vicodin and become an artist.

[@HumanityisEmbarrassing]

How the fuck do you reckon on no verbal threats? You think he SILENTLY pepper sprayed and robbed the guy? 😂 Go home.

[@charredolive]

You just shitting on the homeless man had me in tears

[@WhuDhat]

F that guy

[@johnhansen6009]

The homeless man sucks

[@cjclark2002]

Moral of the story; a hobo who’s vigilant but lacks depth will miss out on extorting a cool 50 Gs and remain homeless.

[@bach6600]

Had me 💀

[@Davidpostingshid]

@@pyerack why? So he can go buy booze? Screw him

[@cparsec5524]

"Your medal is in the post" - I'm gasping here lmao

[@brianthomson3095]

And he was homeless, so where did they mail it to ?

[@bymafia2606]

@@brianthomson3095 that’s the joke... but i’m going to assume you’re just playing ignorant for good so that you can’t turn it around on me.

[@eurybaric]

@@bymafia2606 big brain move ;)

[@maxpulido4268]

@@bymafia2606 that's not the joke. There is no joke. "The check's in the mail" is a euphemism for "you're never getting paid." Saying something is "in the post" is a sarcastic way of saying it's never happening.

[@savagesarethebest7251]

So this is ultimately the double whammy 😂😅

[@Frankenhound]

"And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling transients!"

[@CRZYvidz]

This stoy really reminds me of an argentinean robbery, also targeted to a bank, and also oddly failed after an apparent success, it's even remembered as "The heist of the century" and has it's own movie. Hell they even sang happy birthday to someone and left a poem to the police... oh and they solved the shallow water issue by literally building an improvised dam at the other end of the drainage. Would be an interesting topic for a vid

[@Paul2.4T]

This was actually an amazing robbery the only harm inflected was a guard being pepper sprayed, extremely clean and well done

[@etrs]

and also stealing a bunch of people's money

[@kitsunekaze93]

@@etrs stealing american insurance companies money, not that bad

[@ikillstupidcomments]

@@etrs Banks are insured against robbery.

[@etrs]

@@ikillstupidcomments And?

[@neonblade8591]

@@etrs meaning nobody was actually financially harmed by the robbery other than the US govt.

[@hurricanemeridian8712]

I have respect for this man not only pulling off a pretty sick bank heist, but also for him turning his life around and becoming a better person

[@frankreberto9637]

Just imagine if he did get hit by the truck and the story just ended right there

[@shinsenshogun900]

Dude just evaded a chance to get isekai'd

[@tsaitaj]

@@shinsenshogun900 noob

[@shinsenshogun900]

@@tsaitaj high charm and ok physical stats, it's just that he's too attractive to get detected and snitched by the base knight of the road of all people

[@HungrySeal31]

@@shinsenshogun900 You know, him being isekai'd could be a redemption or coming of age story, similar to Mushoku Tensei.

[@kanra2689]

@@HungrySeal31 that would be interesting tho

[@mikemurphy9960]

"What'd the fucking bank ever do for him?" lol Great video and story man.

[@QuintonCenter]

2:40 Qxir predicted the future. Anthony Curcio was just arrested for falsifying Pokémon cards.

[@johnward5102]

I love your stories and the way you tell them, even though they are often a bit grim. This one is good. Redemption mate, that's what we all want.

[@yourboysgottem202]

It would be ironic if that bank had previously robbed that homeless man of his home and he still ended up helping them anyway.

[@hun3728]

how would a bank rob a person?

[@freeseti1831]

@@hun3728 Collateral.

[@hun3728]

@@freeseti1831 why would that be robbing? You taking on loans irresponsibely is not the bank's fault.

[@warsaw1548]

@@hun3728 Go on mate, side with the bank so there's no doubt about whether you're a total jerk ass or not.

[@hun3728]

@@warsaw1548 what do you mean side with the bank? You sign the contract at your own will. You can't just back out of anything that is inconvenient for you, thats not how the world works, laws are in place for a reason.

[@luca7656]

Maybe the homeless dude was also casing out the bank to rob it - and was pissed that our guy actually went trough with it lol x)

[@DarkIzo]

that... actually makes sense lmao

[@erikk77]

Hey Bank of America, give that homeless guy a job.

[@14TND88]

@@punkchris because homeless men are known to sit outside of banks and snitch to the feds 🙄

[@davidwarford3087]

@@14TND88 maybe he was looking to get reward money for snitching and was just looking around for criminals

[@reedy_9619]

Idk but imagine explaining you got your life saved by a random homeless dude passing by.

[@GModBMXer]

Plot twist - The homeless man was Anthony Curcio after getting away with the crime. But ruining his life in the process and was able to go back in time to fix his errors.

[@stephentroyer3831]

Sounds like a movie pitch to me

[@dmitripetrenko4999]

Lmao

[@thetwitchfurry5548]

He seems like he was probably just a good guy who had an unfortunate accident and made some bad decisions, it's good to see he got over his addictions and is in a better position

[@MicahThomason]

Who...the homeless guy? BAHAHAHA

[@jondoe9049]

U should see what the guys up to now just recently he committed another crime

[@dextermorgan1]

That's all it takes. Just one little thing that isn't in your control and you're caught.

[@Adam-de8jm]

Can we all agree Emily is the true hero of this story

[@robertcuratolo5339]

Hell Nooooo.....CURCIO....CURCIO...CURCIO...CURCIO...CURCIO

[@Halfstep2024]

Emily is the GOAT

[@chewy99.]

Well, her, and the homeless dude.

[@OsborneCox.69.420]

indeed, that’s a loyal partner. most women would abandon ship as soon as their husband went to prison.

[@carmonandy]

@@chewy99. he's the villain

[@jeocalaghan1031]

Qxir,you sir are one of the most underrated story tellers/animators/comedian on KZbin I’ve ever seen. Pls keep the videos coming and never give this shit up,love from Italy🇮🇹

[@junichiroyamashita]

La cosa migliore è vedere un video dove tutti ripetono il tuo cognome.

[@karderanderson]

Ok

[@mkviis]

Oh yeah yeah

[@baseddepartment1324]

The craziest part of this story is the wife not leaving him when he was in prison

[@isabellind1292]

This was on one of those tv network "20/20" type shows and the reporter who covered it (including interviewing this dude) acted as if it was all very amusing as if it was all just an innocent prank.

[@julianbryant1115]

HOLY

[@B3Band]

These small town cheer girls don't know any better. You're supposed to marry the football player and live happily ever after. There is no plan b.

[@CatroiOz]

​@@B3Bandgood on them really

[@AYVYN]

@@B3Band🎶”They're always having a good time down on the bayou, and Delta women think the world of me” 🎶

[@Questionable_Content]

Lmao whos here after he got caught scamming people with fake graded Pokemon cards?

[@andrewmorilloVS]

holy crap i was not expecting that redemption arc

[@peterhoulihan9766]

"A homeless man just happened to notice him ditching his disguise and note down his numberplate." Lmao, no. They got a tip from someone and attributed it to an anonymous homeless man to protect their informant.

[@gorrestfump1237]

probably an employee or sum, lol

[@glonk9947]

Nah but that ruins all the fun

[@peterhoulihan9766]

@@gorrestfump1237 I figured it was one of his accomplices. One of them was probably let out on parole on condition they'd assist the cops. That or they got the info by doing something horribly illegal and made up the homeless guy to cover it.

[@peterhoulihan9766]

@@glonk9947 I think my version's way more fun. Nothing like a bit of backstabbing to liven up a plot.

[@tyrant7583]

@@peterhoulihan9766 None of what you said makes any sense. For a person who makes their observations and theories based on THEIR real life experience being out in the world. Yours obviously comes from years of watching internet videos and movies to fill the lack of real life experience. Saying the cops lied about the informant being a homeless man to protect the identity of the real informant is retarded. How would that protect the identity of informant even more? No one knew the age, gender, race, weight, height nothing of the informant. You really don't know that they have the police put the guy up in hotels during the trial? Also it's not one of his accomplices neither. If you could pay attention for just 10 minutes of the video you would've heard that one of his accomplice turned informant also and turned him in.

[@aqmz3520]

On of these days Qxir is gonna use all of his built up knowledge to build Killdozer v2 and rob a bank

[@evanabbott2737]

“Going to a Britney Spears show without me, would’ve been the final straw for me”😂 But I’m glad the guy turned his life around in a positive way. Usually these stories end in massive death.😂

[@jeffmatson5616]

The way,The Narrations is Told is So Damn Funny. The homeless Man . What the Fluck.? Laughter is a gift from God. Thank you 💪 great job

[@Tex4sLonghorn]

Happy to see your channel growing man, much deserved. Been here a while

[@acksha]

Aw what a happy ending. Honestly him getting pinched was the best thing that ever happened to him.

[@Sandshark17]

Every time i see a new video of yours posted me and my wife get excited, you're the only person i stop what im doing to watch a new vid for, please keep the entertaining history coming!

[@pacolet2994]

7:01 As someone that's been around a lot of homeless people, I'm calling bs on that. Either one of his accomplices told, or the police identified him in a way that's controversial/inadmissible in court and used a homeless man to cover that up. There's no way he just happened write down his information due to that "suspicious behavior".

[@birdrustler]

This sounds more plausible tbh

[@isabellind1292]

@@jasonbennett7002 Lol!

[@CumImGay]

Lol for real, cops probably bribed him with a happy meal

[@ChakkyCharizard]

Nah I grew up in Monroe. Lots of weird paranoid homeless people that like to scribble conspiracy theories on the side of dumpsters there

[@lumberc]

Bro should’ve got his practice on GTA Online

[@mrredacted9326]

Gonna have to share his cut with Lester, fuck that.

[@TacBans]

Nah he should've just run Bank Heist: Cash over and over again

[@feasogachsionnach1872]

100 Fails Later.

[@beepmoo8771]

@@TacBans fuck that, too little payout. he should of did bank heist gold, best version of bank heist.

[@carek65]

he actually did lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/anWUmmZ9Z7iaeNE

[@gallowglass8307]

i wonder why the homeless guy snitched, it would make more sense to blackmail him into some of the money

[@Andreas-x4j]

There most likely was no homeless guy, it was a character created by the feds to disguise and protect whoever actually DID give up Curcio, most likely one of his accomplices.

[@dragoonTT]

@@Andreas-x4j Most think as deep as puddles, not you. For you think as deep as our oceans.

[@dougwillis5069]

@@dragoonTT That's a great compliment for that guy.

[@dragoonTT]

@@dougwillis5069 Thanks Doug, you probably think the same, have a good day/night.

[@bach6600]

@@dragoonTT lol

[@ernestogranados899]

When qxir uploads you know itl be a good day

[@Meatball_Wizard]

You also know it’s been a bad day for someone else...

[@bjohnson8065]

What, are you a qxir stalker or a bot? commenting one minute after the upload...... 🤔

[@ernestogranados899]

@@bjohnson8065 nah just a big fan his vids are interesting to say the least

[@ernestogranados899]

@@Meatball_Wizard true

[@bjohnson8065]

@@ernestogranados899 good to know you're just a fan and not either of those

[@hasnihossainsami8375]

Unexpectedly wholesome at the end. Props to that woman for sticking with her man, and holy moly that hobo has got to be a spy in disguise

[@thzzzt]

I almost stopped the video the moment I heard the word "associate" at 4:29, but I kept going because the storytelling is so good.

[@cheboyard]

THIS GUY JUST GOT CHARGED IN A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR POKEMON CARD SCANDAL

[@rocknbagel8662]

These stories are entertaining in their own, but your commentary and sense of humor add so much on top

[@neilshen759]

I thought there'd be a 'just kidding' twist at the end but that's a strangely wholesome ending. You go Anthony Curcio

[@therealkazevfx]

man really predicted his next fate

[@1in7billion94]

I live in Monroe, same town this took place. I don't remember it specifically but I remember details around it. I actually float down the same river he does almost every year with friends. This event certainly put our town on the map

[@ChakkyCharizard]

Strange thing is, I grew up there and don't remember this happening at all. Granted, I was about 7 at the time...

[@imlivinginsideyourwalls1891]

Me: *sees Anthony Curcio rafting down the river* “That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen” The cops: so it would seem

[@Yom_Bristol]

I can hear the music

[@THE-BUNKEN-DRUM]

Literally LOL :-D

[@johnladuke6475]

Why is the rum gone? Why is the rum gone? Why is the why is the why is the Why is the why is the why is the Why is the rum gone?

[@CarCrasher730]

well this aged well

[@hetismaarten7834]

its friday evening, my vacation is starting and qxir dropped a new video. this is gonna be a good night

[@quack420]

speaking of your friend having a blind man sitting on his lap. I once smoked PCP and got on a bus (blind) and deaf then sat down... when my vision came back there was a lot of angry people staring at me. when my hearing came back i heard an old woman screaming and i realized why. I apologized and went to the back of the bus with my friend who pretended he didn't know me. goooood times...

[@liam2745]

Man pcp sounds awful. Great story tho

[@jsnug42]

8:26 and on the bottom left side of the cover is a cat in an innertube, floating in the water and waving goodbye. Brilliant.

[@barackobamafanclub9954]

The dopamine rush I get when I see a notification from you is similar to heorin

[@rebeccaofsunnybrookfarm6698]

😳😳😳

[@barackobamafanclub9954]

@PEPE STROKEY stupid ass name

[@DemonPrinceofHell]

@@barackobamafanclub9954 okay black man

[@jackson4672]

It's amazing how one single homeless man inadvertently caused a man to become a much better person, who would go on to try and prevent others from going down his path. Genuinely heartwarming

[@vonclaren1]

Were it the "Homeless informant" story was true, which it obviously is not

[@notmenotme614]

He only became a “better person” because his money ran out and he could make money from book sales and talks

[@farkbett699]

A lot of cynic assholes in the comments. Who woulda guessed?

[@farkbett699]

@@notmenotme614 "What? Someone saw how their life was being runied and managed to turn it around to improve not only their own life, but the life of their family? No. Impossible, he only did it for money. Because it's impossible for people to change and we all stay the same throughout our lives."

[@fortniteawesomeparodies2706]

It's kinda funny that I went from "I hope he doesn't get caught!" like I'm watching a story character from GTA V, to "Oh wait he actually reformed himself" when he totally turned his life around, and I then realized that that's actually the thing I should've been rooting for.

[@CrAzYDUde2587]

7:05 , you took the words out of my mouth 🤣🤣🤣

[@BobSpector-up7lw]

Thanks!

[@skelehedron3070]

The part about the creek makes total sense. At my family's lake cabin, one year the water was particularly low (2019 I believe), so we needed to dig out a channel for the little boat to get out, and it took like 8 hours to dig 6 inches down for like 5 feet. There is absolutely no way he would have done his plan with a jet ski

[@ChakkyCharizard]

The creek mentioned here actually runs through the woods behind my parents' backyard...Woods Creek is a TINY, pathetic little thing. It's barely even a creek, more like a ditch, in some parts. You have no idea how hard I laughed imagining someone trying to jetski on it lmao

[@replexity]

@@ChakkyCharizard Have you been alive since this happened? I wonder how deep it was back when he robbed it

[@mightbetoad6786]

I've only been through 2 minutes of this video and I already feel bad for the guy. Whole life was great and then such tragic things happened to him. Man. Edit: (spoiler) That was a very feel-good ending. Nice

[@eliaskarasik194]

Yes great ending. Made me happy

[@USSAnimeNCC-]

Yeah dude was doing fine but that life

[@eliaskarasik194]

@@hunterrrdrives yeah its really fucked up

[@boedicole9764]

I know it's been 3 years~ but I seen this guys name recently and remembered this video, he's now being charged for facking pokemon cards, how the mighty have fallen

[@LobsterDado]

a one in a million example of prison actually reforming someone instead of driving them insane or making them even more angry at the establishment

[@77ford20]

I never knew about this story. I live about 40 minutes away from Monroe Washington. Great content as always! Keep it up

[@lucagaibazzi2157]

I just realized that despite the light-hearted tone of your videos most of them end up with the protagonist dying or even worse. Glad this man managed to become his younger better self again, I just wanted to point out that it felt strange hearing a happy ending in one of your videos😂😂

[@bymafia2606]

“your medal is in the post” hilarious lmao

[@kek207]

Please more of this! I think in Antwerpen they stole hundreds of millions in Rubys and Diamonds. They eventually caught most of them but the goodies are still missing

[@DarkGT]

Do you want to rob a bank? Is your budget small? Say no more and rent a crowd from Craiglist.

[@matthewsmiley3630]

That’s awesome!!! The way he turned his life around is awesome.

[@Hannibalkakihara]

I can say as a former heroin addict that once you invest all your troubles and internal issues into drugs it becomes your life. It feels like you have almost no control and your actions are forced into getting it at any cost.(for the most part) it takes something serious (like going into jail or near death) to open your eyes. Once i got sober you look back and cannot recognize your former self. You discover your true self. What an amazing story he has

[@red4life848]

Honestly man I look forward to your video's I'd love to see you get a mini series on rte Irish TV needs someone like you Qxir 🇮🇪🍀👍 Love from kildare Town..

[@LilAnnThrax]

I worked in a bank in the early to mid 00s and I know it's changed but back then I always thought if people knew how easy it was to rob a bank it would happen way more often. I'm 4' 7" with one working arm. At the time my manager was a 65 yr old woman who likely weighed 90lbs. We would get $55,000 into these cartridges and take them to the ATM by ourselves to fill. 3 carts each. Someone could have so easily grabbed them especially since the bank and ATM were in a busy grocery store.

[@stevenschnepp576]

It's not that we don't think it would be hard to do. It's just that we don't want to get caught.

[@LilAnnThrax]

@@stevenschnepp576 oh I meant the not getting caught part, too. First to be clear I do not condone bank robbery and I hope everyone gets caught if they do something like that. But I live in a small city and have heard of a multitude of robberies, with pictures of the robber's faces from cctv and none of them have been caught. There are places where getting caught is much more likely, of course, but that's part of committing a "good" crime - doing it in the right area.

[@ikillstupidcomments]

@@LilAnnThrax It's because these days the potential take and the likelihood of getting away with it are both much lower than they used to be. Rob a bank in 1905 and you would probably get away clean with enough money to make a life. Rob a bank in 2025 and you'd better spend those couple thousand dollars fast before the feds get you. Real money is in white-collar crime and drugs.

[@mariecarie1]

Lol I’ve heard of “My Daddy’s In Jail”! I used to be a speech therapist for very young children, and in looking for material I stumbled across it. Didn’t end up reading it, but that title definitely stuck out to me lol

[@SmoothTurtle840]

One of the most wholesome stories you’ve covered... Now time to watch another installment of _”Last Moments”_

[@SamBrickell]

*Drug Addict:* robs a bank *Homeless Man:* "I'm about to start this guy's whole children's book author career."

[@twistedyogert]

0:32 I'm pretty sure that guy just looted a liquor store and the wine was basically a bribe.

[@drew6017]

I'm back because this man just scammed people out of £2 mil for fake pokemon/sports card gradings.

[@Nuvem_AV582]

Surprisingly wholesome end, and considering how most prisonal systems are well... Less than ideal, it's nice to hear about somebody that was actually able to reform.

[@marissabones]

This is slowly becoming my favourite channel

[@jessehutchings]

Hats off to his wife who had the heart to forgive him. Some guys have all the luck

[@qwertykeyboard5901]

For the homeless person, I suspect it was partially out of boredom.

[@notthatcreativewithnames]

I just realised that his books are also supported by "Ink From the Pen", which apparently is an organisation supporting artworks from prisoners. It's pretty brilliant and apt name.

[@alec4672]

0:28 "gifted a bottle of wine from a bush" man I wanna move to Ireland 😂

[@NorthWestPvPlolrektnoob]

YOOO I AM SO GLAD YOU COVERED THIS. This is my town

[@sunkist1309]

@@NorthWestPvPlolrektnoob 2 years ago you replied to my comment on the worlds tallest waterslide video. That tragedy happened in my home town and I was at the water park a few days before it happened and commented my experience on the video. You called me a liar. How the tables have turned.

[@MeredithMacArthur]

Regarding the "civic minded hobo" (freaking great description, btw 👍😆 ) : A guy i know who lives in a sketchy area near the beach in Southern California. Somehow, he discovered that the homeless in that area were really, in their own way, part of the neighborhood community, and they definitely had their own sense of community, watching each-others backs and what not. When you have nothing and nowhere of your own, it's a good idea to stay on everyone's good side, and the guy found that some of the homeless could be counted on to tell he and the other folks in his building if anyone had been trying to break into cars in their parking lot and things of that nature.

[@meme-kaiser]

Qxir became my favorite youtube channel in like 3 days

[@Trollface_Stan]

Same

[@red4life848]

It's honestly class 👍🍀🇮🇪

[@rebeccaofsunnybrookfarm6698]

👍💯to your user name and avatar😂gave me a giggle fr.....

[@jeremylee48]

That homeless man’s story is not weird. Sometimes people are just paranoid like that. Whenever I see a kid gently pushed into a car, as opposed to just opening the doors and stepping in on their own like how their parents would let them do, I always write down the plate. Nothing’s come up, but it was nobody’s loss anyway.

[@cam5816]

My front lawn is littered with land mines in case anybody tries to come up and spy on me

[@tomifost]

I replaced my underground sprinklers with flamethrowers because I'm just waitin for the day... @@cam5816

[@darthvader8744]

@@cam5816Dude. you killed so many of my inquisitors with those landmines

[@a_plus_luxe3426]

I’ve been harassed by so many people trying to be the hero in someone else’s story. Mind your own business.

[@Ryandeanchickenpeen]

No, you’re just weird too. Mind your own business, you’re just wasting the time of random parents.

[@hullinstruments]

Damn what a standup dude. It takes a strong person to come back from something like that. He must’ve had the right stuff from the beginning. I know way too many people that didn’t survive opiate addiction. Honestly wish I hadn’t either. All of my family gone. Yep… Every single one of them. It’s some crazy shit, And although that’s a wild story… His actions would be totally rational (and considered genius 😂 )in an opiate state of mind.

[@johnclark1469]

“…and I kinda wanna rob a bank now” 😂🤣.

[@paulharrion3398]

The more of these I see the more I am enjoying them. Good work fella! The observation about the hobo and the bank was spot on... "What the actual fuck has the bank ever done for him?" 🤣