NEVER Hire a Stupid Hitman | Tales From the Bottle

These hitmen turned a contract killing into a pyramid scheme, with hilarious results.
"Contract killing is a form of murder or assassination in which one party hires another party to kill a targeted person or persons. It involves an illegal agreement which includes some form of payment, monetary or otherwise. Either party may be a person, group, or organization. Contract killing has been associated with organized crime, government conspiracies, dictatorships, and vendettas. For example, in the United States, the Italian- and Jewish-American organized crime gang Murder, Inc. committed hundreds of murders on behalf of the National Crime Syndicate during the 1930s and '40s.
Contract killing provides the hiring party with the advantage of not having to carry out the actual killing, making it more difficult for law enforcement to connect the hirer with the murder. The likelihood that authorities will establish that party's guilt for the committed crime, especially due to lack of forensic evidence linked to the contracting party, makes the case more difficult to attribute to the hiring party. Contract killers may exhibit serial killer traits, but are generally not classified as such because of third-party killing objectives and detached financial and emotional incentives. Nevertheless, there are occasionally individuals that are labeled as both contract killers and serial killers.
A contract killer is colloquially known as a hitman. Contract killers who work for criminal organizations are often known as enforcers."
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[@lookstothetroon]

pp extendus

[@holdmybeer]

almost 1 million subs!

[@babycarrotz32]

@@lookstothetroon Weird spell or something, I don't know I don't play DND.

[@LEARSIKCIGAM]

don’t skimp on shoes, haircuts, and hitman .

[@cb7251]

@Qxir if you don’t mind me asking what happened to the potential 1 million dollar investment?

[@charlessaint7926]

'5 Idiot Hitmen' sounds like a excellent movie parody.

[@sonic23233]

Of what?

[@SydneyCarton2085]

The Usual Suspects

[@JosieJOK]

Or a great idea for an off-Broadway drama!

[@brandondotson8035]

"The 5th hitman" and it should be a comedy.

[@flavoursofsound]

Diana Burnwood: Here are your targets. Good luck, 47. 47: I’m not overly eager to do this myself. Agent 69, here are your targets. 69: I’m not overly eager to do this myself…

[@RandomStranger10]

"For whatever reason, he was not overly eager to do the job himself" is the best part the more you said it😂😂😂 thanks for the laughs

[@AtillaTheFun1337]

Same energy as “This enraged his father who punished him severely”

[@WeedCop]

If you like this watch the one about the cruise ship that sank the Venezuelan navy ship. The repeated line of "Much to the annoyance of the passengers" gets better every time

[@erwintatp]

Remember this all started because Wei launched two lausuits against Tan? Well, Wei actually lost both cases in 2018, meaning Tan would not need to pay the hitmen or get in prison if he simply waited for the court results. Also, in both lawsuits Wei wasn’t even sueing Tan - he was sueing a corporation he had disagreements with, where Tan was a board member. Wei had never even heard of Tan before the police investigation.

[@LTPottenger]

He would have saved millions in lawyer fees I bet.

[@Scooterbeerrun]

the corporation probably paid Tan to take care of the problem but unlike his underlings he knew to keep quiet

[@johnladuke6475]

@@Scooterbeerrun Maybe he knew that his bosses' hitmen wouldn't delegate... or hesitate.

[@gmale605]

Heysus

[@fleivor5359]

Lmao that's so funny, nobody won nothing at the end and everyone was displeased 😂

[@RWBYSanctum]

This gives me big Palpatine energy vibes man. Sending a man to send a man to send a shapeshifter to send a robot to send bugs to try to kill someone only for it to fail

[@tempota7792]

Lmao, I hadn't connected the dots before now, but that is a ridiculous chain. Palps is nothing if not a huge fan of convoluted ass plans.

[@jacobp8294]

The more time you spend thinking about the prequels plot you start to see how dumb it all is

[@schwarzerritter5724]

The plan was not even to kill Padme; that was just a bonus. The actual plan was leave a trail that leads the Jedi to the clone army.

[@Vernafveik]

This whole ordeal feels like a Monty Python bit and I love it

[@JTA1961]

True enough... hit sure does...

[@stevenlubick2689]

Maybe they did watch any Monty Python first!!🙃🙃

[@ruth80809]

This does give off Monty Python vibes! 😂😂

[@Aotearoa_Kiwi]

I love Monty Python _skits_

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Drop the bazooka, rabbi!

[@FaffyWaffles]

So Palpatine needs Padmé dead... ...but he doesn't wanna do it himself. So he asks Count Dooku... ...to go kill Padmé. But Count Dooku doesn't wanna do it himself. So Count Dooku asks Jango Fett... ...to go kill Padmé. But Jango Fett doesn't wanna do it himself. So he asks his shapeshifter friend... ...to go kill Padmé. But the shapeshifter... ...sends a robot... ...to go kill Padmé! And if you really wanna be an asshole and get even more granular... ...the droid says: "I'll send these little bugs TO GO KILL PADMÉ!"

[@-libertyprimev1-902]

And you want to sound like a nutcase, you could say- The Bugs didn't want to go kill Padmé, so they used Force Visions to see that if Anakin kills them, it'll set a course of events where inevitably Anakin technically kills Padmé... . . . . . **BUT** Anakin didn't want to go actually kill Padmé, so she did the deed herself dying of a broken heart!!! 🗣️

[@CoachJohnMcGuirk]

Imagine if he had a massive team working on these videos and just didn't want to give them credit lol

[@Qxir]

Fuck credit, it's money I don't want to give them 😂

[@thryi]

​@@Qxirat least your honest about it 🤣

[@CST1992]

@@Qxir You should have hired someone to not give them the money

[@clray123]

Imagine if Qxir was hired by someone who was hired by someone who was hired by someone who was hired by someone who was hired by someone.

[@dantemoose420]

​@@Qxir lmao thats cutthroat af my dude but I respect the hell out of it

[@camhedmr_5593]

1:00 as a trivia, That "Mou" is not Wei's name. Mou, or 某, literally means "somebody", was used as an alias by the Chinese officially when the identity of someone is being kept secret, such as a victim or witness or even a suspect/criminal.

[@heavy0119]

Is it a bit like how in the us, anonymous people are referred to as “Jane Doe” and “John Doe”?

[@2tothe253]

​@@heavy0119Yes it is similar, but more like "Mx Wei" giving only the surname, with neither the sex or given name of that person. However, in this case we actually know the given name of Wei is actually Jie from the other court cases.

[@SlurMaster9000]

To be fair, this is basically how construction projects in California work despite having far less at stake.

[@Jacob-Sophia]

Actually the hitmen probably would have a lower body count even with a 100% success rate than US budget construction companies

[@foximacentauri7891]

Not just California, the entire US contractor system. I image like 25% of all Americans work jobs that aren’t really needed.

[@archygrey9093]

Its actually how construction projects are done in China too, which is why they've got all those bridges and apartment blocks falling down after just a few years despite having a rather large funding initially

[@Joko_P]

Safe to say I think this applies to almost every country.

[@PaulRudd1941]

I'm an HVAC installer and we get sub contracted out to virtually every job. I've only worked with 1 general contractor that had a plumbing, electrical, and concrete wing. And even that is very rare. You have to think about how many moving parts there are in an apartment; fire protection systems, mechanical fire dampers, elevators, security systems, and on and on. That's why I make some pretty medium bucks compared to a barista.

[@hilmanscooter2136]

These guys explain how "outsourcing" works better than my teacher at school

[@babycarrotz32]

Alternate title: Qxir tries to pronounce Chinese names for six minutes.

[@Qxir]

Six minutes? You should see the recording before I edited it

[@hismajesty6272]

@Qxir A blooper reel would be epic

[@averygoodandoriginalname9038]

​@@Qxir make a blooper video

[@1tgb4yb25ub5ub]

@@Qxir bloopers please

[@Gradgar]

Patreon release the blooper reel. Everyone wants it and you want Patreon supporters. BAM.

[@genevie1998]

I like to imagine the court found this case to be so stupid they decided to give them essentially a free pass

[@Shiestey]

I like to imagine in an alternate timeline agent 47 handing off his hit to agent 48, and then 48 to 49 and so on. Eventually it gets down to agent 292 who isn’t even getting paid

[@Jack-he8jv]

unpaid intern lol

[@johnladuke6475]

It's a foot in the door of the murder delegation industry, now he just has to find someone he can afford to pay out of pocket on the salary from his part-time minimum-wage job.

[@fleivor5359]

"who isnt even getting paid" lmao

[@samgyeopsal569]

“Isn’t even getting paid” Gumshoe: 👀

[@apocalyptosoldier5527]

He's getting paid in ✨exposure✨

[@TheodoreRizzo]

Is even funnier that the alleged target man agree to play along and pose for dead body pictures 😂 as if the hit was successful carried out 😂😂😂

[@jlfan568]

the alleged target man did hid himself for a while so that every hitman received the payment, but he felt bad that he only worth 100,000 rmb so he reported to the police.

[@-libertyprimev1-902]

**snaps pictures** Alright, got it? You can untie me now... 😐 You're gonna untie me, right? 😶

[@SamBrickell]

Everyone except for the last guy got off very light. Realize that the client and the four first hitmen all did everything that they thought was necessary to cause the murder, so they all basically attempted murder and should have been held accountable to that. The last guy is the sole person who didn't actually attempt to murder anyone.

[@kotzpenner]

True, but he still took the money, maybe that's why he was sentenced.

[@RRRRRRRRRRR956]

The other guys still got enough money to bribe the officials, the last guy don't

[@JTA1961]

​@@RRRRRRRRRRR956 that was actually funny

[@chrisperrien7055]

The little guy always gets it the worst.

[@paulchaperon2207]

Did I misunderstood the video? He got the lightest sentence (2 years)

[@gregiep]

The cadence, pacing, narrative style, and clever repetition in this video absolutely made the story!!

[@gk4204]

I love the doodle vids. They have so much more character. Thank you for all the effort you put in.

[@JTA1961]

Athefumen

[@darrellcook8253]

That is what makes it so special, the expressive art. Qxir has mastered that and we get his excellent voice and storytelling. Nothing like it elsewhere. Imagine if Ozzyman and Qxir got together to do a video! Nah.

[@zobr0s77]

Give this guy a nebula original series plsssss

[@luichinplaystation610]

Made with chatgpt

[@luichinplaystation610]

@@zobr0s77Nooo we will have a paywall

[@wackofish7435]

Dude I love the skit in the beginning with the “was not overly eager to do this himself”

[@P0nyB3h0ldr]

I didn't know the assassination of Padme was based on a true story

[@PancakeBoi]

technically, this story was based on the assassination of Padme, since this took place after the movie released

[@Pixeleyes]

@@PancakeBoi I'm not confident that's how causality works.

[@Enkye_CA]

@@Pixeleyes I think he meant 'would have been based on' rather than was.

[@tianlanderas]

@@Pixeleyes r/woooosh

[@callumprice1710]

​@@Pixeleyes no, no, thats how it works

[@ianbrennan9635]

I think even Monty Python would be shaking their heads at these fools.

[@armaslohemadu]

When you're a procrastinator and somehow also a hitman

[@_Juke_]

Well these weren't hitmen just consultants in reality :D

[@Akapulko]

these guys would be great youtubers, they are literally the definition of "double it and give it to the next person"

[@hephsmith3738]

How about "half it, and give it to the next person"?

[@Notsomebody913]

Keep 1/11 of your money and give it to the next person

[@andrewpinedo1883]

⁠@@hephsmith3738Double the risk and give it to the next person

[@UtraxTV]

more like divide it and give it to next person

[@Phoebe457]

So THAT’S why he’s called Agent *47*

[@gothicbbmelvin]

Your characterization of the individuals in your drawings is spot on

[@jacobp8294]

It's a pretty simple and standardized style but the imagery is surprisingly accurate when you compare them to the real images. If it wasn't for KZbin he could have a lucrative career as a boardwalk caracature artist.

[@skullkap6746]

I read the title, and thought that the hitman was a guy who would get caught so many times that every time he was put on trial he looked drastically different. Somehow the truth was even funnier

[@Pystro]

When I read the title and saw the thumbnail, I assumed that someone hired a hitman that was too stupid to do the job, so the guy had to hire another hitman, who was also too stupid to do the job, ... and so on.

[@FainthedCherry]

I thought the hitman in the thumbs was just wearing different costumes each time he got caught, lol.

[@AudieHolland]

I was a bit disappointed at first. In my imagination, the whole thing ended in an Assasins' Battle Royale.

[@jlfan568]

the target man did hid himself for a while so that every hitman received the payment, but he felt insulted that he only worth 100,000 rmb so he reported to the police

[@TXiCN]

This is exactly how business operates in China. People take their cut to be the middleman and the budget get smaller and smaller. "I've got an uncle who can do it cheap" or "I can pay a guy to be the hitman for less" actually how things are done.

[@rogerphone481]

@Cervezadog 1969 quality control doesn't exist in china

[@smasherthe7]

​@@rogerphone481In China, quality controls you!

[@stellviahohenheim]

China somehow managed to run a whole nation like a pyramid scheme

[@-FFFridge]

​@Cervezadog 1969 But what if the quality control guy has an uncle that can do quality control for cheap?

[@lcmiracle]

So, yall just gonna ignore all the outsourcing everywhere in the US?

[@woogiewoogie0012]

Absolutely love your Tales from the Bottle. The art and commentary is perfect 👌🏼

[@thevoidlookspretty7079]

You know, I thought this plot was stupid in Star Wars, when Palpatine hired Count Douku who hired Jango Fett who hired Zamm Weasel who sent a droid who sent some bugs to kill Padme. I thought that was only stupid enough to be in Star Wars.

[@theenchilada5290]

Degrees of separation isn't dumb as long as it gets executed, if the bugs did their job and the droid vanished they would of probably would never found out who killed Padme.

[@jillyapple1]

I've only seen the prequels once, in theaters, so I could be misremembering. But I thought the whole point of the assassination plot was (a) it would fail, but make it seem like Padme was in danger, so Palpatine could lever that fear to manipulate Anakin to the Dark Side, and (b) the Jedi would chase Fett to Kamino, discover the clone/slave army, and kick off a sham war that would stain the Jedi's hands (as they'd be slavers), cause many of them to Fall, diminish their numbers, paint them as warmongers, and ultimately lead to their genocide and the birth of the Empire.

[@lukaszspychaj9210]

​@@jillyapple1It does, these people just watched CVH once (who has no idea what he is talking about) and parrot his points ad infinitum

[@cyanidenightshade]

I rewatched that video recently and immediately thought of this one when Marcus was going on that tangent

[@hafirenggayuda]

Tbf, that is how contract killer for political work operate, they use mutiple misdirection to hide the original contractor. This case however just incompetence all around.

[@Zeekiel]

I really appreciate the style of your videos. It's quite unique, I believe. The way you draw, the way you put the story together, your editing, everything---it's unique, Qxir, and I love it.

[@waterfox2492]

"For whatever reason [...] was not overly eager to do it himseld" This sentence gradually become comical.

[@EddieTristes]

Hitman-ception... 🤔

[@deandupont5503]

If John Woo and Chow Yun Fat ever decided to take a break from bullet operas and make a screwball comedy, this would be the plot outline.

[@iamhungey12345]

"Once a Thief" comes to mind.

[@piggypoo]

This seems more like a Stephen Chow/Wong Jing movie

[@chaosmorris5865]

Could also make a great Jackie Chan movie with some edits

[@JTA1961]

I'm sure it would be a big "HIT"

[@qwopiretyu]

​@@piggypoo agreed Stephen Chow written all over it

[@ilovenightcrawler]

I remember this story! You somehow made this hilarious nonsense even funnier 😂 I love your videos so much.

[@skunkrat01]

😂Never get tired of hearing this story, but as usual, you tell it better

[@JTA1961]

Athefumen

[@clearcontroller]

Your delivery was perfect 😂 I had to watch the whole line up like 3 times due to being hilarious

[@thryi]

That's one hell of a convoluted way to settle a dispute 🤣

[@Jack-he8jv]

he should have called hillary suicide hotline.

[@JTA1961]

Yes hit is...

[@smbcollector]

I really respect you making these videos all by yourself, that's the true spirt of KZbin! I'm tired of seeing other creators hire help for the sake of pumping out more content and earning more money, I just want to see content that comes from the heart.

[@JTA1961]

Double Athefumen

[@Aidennification]

Mad respect for the first 15 seconds of the video. I can't imagine the workload that goes into just one of these.

[@eliyahufogel]

This whole story could plausibly be a fortune cookie

[@adammcveigh]

I heard that this happened in Russia once. Except the first hitman was massive, the second a little smaller, the third a little smaller than the second.. and so on...

[@JTA1961]

So when sentencing they just "stacked" them...

[@KSE828]

These once a week uploads are killing me. I’m jonesing by the next day. Keep up the great work!

[@Loren_Arg_6816]

I love this story, it feels like a fractal of sub-hiring.

[@tastyw0rm]

I like that they got lenient sentences as none of them actually followed through and weren't prepared to murder someone. However the hirer himself should have the book thrown at him.

[@maxwellweiss9849]

This reminds me of that one Onion News Network segment where everyone just outsources all their work to the poorest man alive

[@tempota7792]

That's the last 3 humans on Earth: the poorest man, and the last Jew and Palestinian.

[@BigMoTheBlackDragon]

I have heard it all. A hitman MLM (multi level marketing -- a.k.a. a Ponzi Scheme).

[@CaptainApathetic]

4:57 One reason that number is so high is that most crimes in the US are prosecuted by the state the crime happened in and the feds only have jurisdiction in certain circumstances (and sometimes both have jurisdiction bc they did one thing that is 2 different crimes) meaning they are a lot pickier about cases they go after.

[@a.nobodys.nobody]

This is the longest joke I've ever heard 😂

[@N-cromancer]

good job on getting the character's appearance to be similar to the real people.

[@JTA1961]

They all look alike to me...

[@N-cromancer]

@@JTA1961 hey that's alright! It takes a bit of back and forth to notice, since there aren't too many photos of the lineup, but his characters copy small details like a hairstyle or chin that that connects them well.

[@Kellexyz]

​@@JTA1961le funny yellow people look the same

[@albingrahn5576]

@@N-cromancer i think he was making a racist joke (a joke about racists, the joke itself isn't neccessarily racist)

[@N-cromancer]

@@albingrahn5576 oh well, that went over my head lol

[@HeisenbergFam]

"story od a hitman who hired a hitman who hired a hitman who hired a hitman" is one of the best stories I've heard, spectacular work

[@bredmon]

I don’t think you’ll see this, but I like how you emphasized you are 100% responsible for the videos at the beginning, because your storytelling and jokes in this video were awesome. I loved how you kept the same phrases going when going about all the different transactions. Good video

[@hoobietoobie]

The animation is superb on this one! You out did yourself

[@PuddingMcMuffin]

Seems like the intended victim had pretty good luck with all of the potential hitmen being too scared to actually kill someone themselves.

[@sitdowntwice]

Man I love your work. You are my favourite content creator. The hard work and effort that you put in really shows man. You are an absolute legend

[@JTA1961]

True dat.

[@saoghail9769]

You know, this reminds me of a funny story. One time, this random guy came up to me when I was walking the streets of China and gave me 50,000 yuan to kill some guy. Needless to say, I wasn't really up to it.

[@badmexican333]

Did you keep the money, though?

[@uncolored2060]

That's a lot of money, enough to buy a couple of gaming PCs

[@saoghail9769]

@@badmexican333 Nah. I gave 25k to this other guy I knew.

[@user-ellievator]

@@saoghail9769 He came to Kansas on a student exchange and offered me $75 to kill the guy. I talked him up to $100. Anyone want to make an easy $25?

[@philguer4802]

If you didn't want to do,why not pay someone to do it for you?

[@rileykoman7654]

This will make a perfect video. A constant loop of a hitman hiring a hitman

[@helloimskip]

"Yeah man, it just shows that you should not hire a Chinese hitman." -Dantavius

[@digitalphoenix72]

Thank you for repeatedly using the phrase "for some reason he was not overly eager to do the job himself", it really added the perfect effect for the listener😂

[@kiwigoose698]

Great video! Your style of videos are pure gold.

[@pummyy]

Every day when I go for dog walk at night, I play your channel in my earphones more like a podcast. The narration is epic, I paint a picture and the voice is soothing. Perfect end to the day. Haha. Keep up the work.

[@eliavrad2845]

Surprised it wasn't mentioned that they all received the 2020 ig-noble prize in management, alongside (metaphorically, they were probably in jail) the winners of the prize in Medicine for "diagnosing a long-unrecognized medical condition of Misophonia, the distress of hearing other people making chewing sounds" and the winners of the prize in Acoustics for "inducing a female chinese alligator to bellow in an airtifht chamber filled with helium-enriched air"

[@Qxir]

I didn't know they won an Ig Nobel!! That's hilarious!

[@Trash-Bambino]

One of my favorite talks from the bottles. Taking micro management to a whole new level

[@Dingo232]

I’ve watched most of your videos for a long time and I don’t think I’ve ever commented. Absolutely love your videos and appreciate all the work and attention you put into them

[@jare2067]

it’s so funny how they all weren’t cut out for hit men but ended up just delegating it out 😂

[@OleJanssen]

Personally, I am quite disappointed that Ling Xiansi was also charged. After all, I see no crime in a "hitman" having a meeting with their target and taking some photos.

[@freakishuproar1168]

Maybe there's an element of fraud involved, it's just that the "fraud" involved faking a crime. I'm not a legal person by any means, but it's just a thought.

[@mr.2minutes161]

maybe because, the moment you accept money to kill someone, its "conspiracy to commit murder"

[@bosunbill9059]

​@@freakishuproar1168 conspiracy to murder I think.

[@johnladuke6475]

In a fair justice system, I could see his actions fitting a charge of obstruction of justice, or even for conspiracy to commit murder. He may not have taken any concrete steps to harm anyone, but as far as the police are concerned he should have done like the target - agree to the plan just long enough to slip away and tell the cops.

[@flyerton99]

@@johnladuke6475 Well, he still accepted the money.

[@MachoMan_Vert]

This is basically "He roped me into this" meme all over again.

[@cinnamon_enjoyer4302]

It's almost as if I went on holiday to the UK just to be able to catch a Qxir video as soon as it drops! Greetings from a deported Irish man.

[@viktor8316]

I am glad you used the right picture for your hitman 2 joke.

[@thevagueyeti8710]

Not a minute in and I know this is going to be a banger

[@luciphonicverdigris3149]

Beautiful story telling as always my man! Truly excellent! Thanks for all your efforts!!

[@Misanthrope84]

Qxir, brother, I want you to personally know that every time I see a new video from you - I always immediately click it and know I'm in for a good ride. Keep them coming 🤘Love from Israel.

[@JTA1961]

Jew know it !!

[@HandsomeLongshanks]

"Did they hire a string of detectives?" Too funny

[@floridanews8786]

This story actually teaches a very valuable lesson, for some reason I thought you did this one already, but at any rate thanks!

[@dannylamb456]

If you want something done right, do it yourself?

[@renatatostada3318]

​@@dannylamb456 and here I thought the lesson was "don't try to get people killed" lol

[@AaA-rc4jm]

he just need to contact the ICA so that the Hitman games will do the job😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cody-Coyote]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Excellent video. Thanks.

[@ConanLiuMD]

That ending LOL omg qxir is such a genius

[@mbryson2899]

Thank you for sharing your research and this peculiar story. Also, as a USian, thank you for highlighting our effing ridiculously high Federal conviction rate.

[@JTA1961]

Plead or bleed that is their creed...

[@christineharris2302]

I had just recently found your channel. I find your sense of humor overly sarcastic. I love it!

[@Dive-Bros-Outdoors]

You're hilarious Qxir. Love the narration always entertaining. Keep up the good work 😅

[@JTA1961]

Athefumen

[@stalwartGRUNT]

This is literally a key plot point in attack of the clones

[@KarrierBag]

I lost my Qxir T shirt when I managed to drive my land rover into a canal in Feb. Guess I need another.

[@KarrierBag]

@Cervezadog 1969 🤣🤣🤣 Neither it is a new t shirt thats required. was in a bag and got ..... lost / sunk.

[@andrewweitzman4006]

It's like a parody of Pratchett: "It's hitmen all the way down."

[@Li.Siyuan]

I believe every word you said in your intro. Your pronunciation of the name Tan Youhui, apart from the tones, was pretty spot on - which is bloody impressive! Well done 😁. Two of the other names were not quite so impressive but still not at all bad. Mo is pronounced 'Muo', Tian is pronounced 'Tien' and si is pronounced 'suh'. BTW, yuan is pronounced 'yüen'.

[@ROT4RYfc3s]

Idk how you haven't passed the 1m+ subscriber count yet. I'm so glad I found this channel.

[@KC_24s]

Love it when Qxir uploads and we appreciate the effort BTS ✌🏽

[@Rad_Dan]

Man, I’ve laughed at a bunch of your videos, and asking me to subscribe at the end got me. Thanks for not delegating your work to idiots

[@DeWah]

Upload more pls or meet me at the spire tomorrow at 2pm

[@bardsofantiquity]

The drawings make it so much funnier

[@sunny_muffins]

That`s why I hated teamwork at school! In the end it`s just one idiot who has to do all the job while getting nothing in return.

[@stevedenis8292]

That is the lesson to be learned from those projects.

[@leegalen8383]

Love the squashed face up against the van window....

[@CSIS25]

Hey Qxir like to thank you for the awesome videos and art work it is always fun and enjoyable to watch, keep up the good work!

[@Virologic]

HAHAH the man who hired a hit man who hired a hit man who hired a hit man 😂

[@holyroli9956]

I love your honesty bro. Ie how you elaborated on the conviction rate. Nowadays that is rare

[@Nib_Nob-t7x]

Yeah but he used statistics wrong He compared the entire Chinese justice system to the federal U.S justice system. If you take Into account for states (not just feds) the conviction rate for felonies is as low as 68%.

[@The_fortnite_guy1]

Hitman hiring a hit man that hires more hit men sounds a lot like attack of the clones

[@jet47_]

thanks for another great video qxir

[@jacobkudrowich]

Damn you're coming up on a million ! You definitely deserve it and a million more !

[@JTA1961]

F~A~C~T !

[@MotorcycleHeaven1227]

2:20 there's a good chance the guy he tried to hire black mailed him and threatened to turn him in if he didn't pay him more, and after negotiations only was left with 70k left.

[@commander31able60]

this story wouldn't feel out of place in a 3rd century Chinese fable about doing this yourself.

[@isellcrack3537]

Let`s play a game! 4:46 Match the face with the person in the story!