sacrificing my pc for itch.io games (bad itch.io games)

[@qzeq]

Hey guys! The community discord channel is now open, hop in! 😎 discord.gg/yuBbHcF5kn Also how'd you like the new profile pic design? 😳👉👈

[@thomie9982]

if the discord didn't need your phone to be verified i would join...

[@MidTierDemon]

Are you using a virtual box/ vmware / virtual pc

[@Pop4484]

If he wouldn’t have used a vm how could the video be recorded with no obs or any other video recorder on?

[@masterhaxereetpisza5908]

fun fact: sussy cyberpunk game was made by a polish guy

[@holmat1]

hi qzeq! Love ur videos, it makes me wanna get 1000 viruses as well. By the way, what is the name of the song u use when the viruses start? Sounds like a banger

[@kr0tyara]

7:24 actually it's a tribute to popular Russian video about the boy from this picture who burst out laughing trying to tell a joke about two chefs.

[@LiveGameDriveChannel]

Chef asks a chef: "What do you do for a living?" Chef answers: "I am a chef" Absolute of humour

[@NOOB4306i]

i knew it was familiar

[@docto_Ji]

A bit of an info about "russian slender game". The guy on the picture is a famous russian meme character повар (povar, cook in russian), a guy who tries to tell a joke, but starts uncontrollably laughing. The video goes like this: " A cook is asking a cook: what is your proffesion? Are you a policeman? No!- The cook answers. I'm a cooooooook *laughter*!!!!!11!!!! And-and you are a medic? *laughter* Cook says: No, I'm a cook *more laughter*". This video became viral and was wildly used in russian ytp and other memes, it's easily searchable as " повар спрашивает повара "

[@qzeq]

LMFAO this is the kind of context we need here, thank you! 😅

[@orchid9]

yeah, even we russians don't even recall this meme, it's two decades old I think, it's from pre-youtube era

[@docto_Ji]

@txckaiiz391 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKqnYmafm8d0hJY

[@sneezomcsneezy1074]

Can't believe your channel doesn't have more subscribers. You are easily one of the most underrated youtubers on the site.

[@gingerlyshrimp8480]

kinda feels like hes copying vargskheltor joel

[@mirdisini6992]

@@gingerlyshrimp8480 his fav youtuber are also Vargskelethor Joel loll

[@boomer_cat1012]

2:23 minecraft pvp players are familiar with this sound

[@pumpkin134.]

I don't know why but at 8:58 is a game theory thumbnail

[@xCYKS]

3:02 This game is not pretty bad tho. Looks so good tbh. Good graphics and idk

[@Floopiis]

yeah i know kanye simulator was amazing

[@TheOneTheOnlyJuanD.M]

3:26 Is this a spiritual succesor to Mr Krabs overdoses on ket and dies ?

[@chdreturns]

Nope, spiritual prequel. Actually I think its same dev. If so it may be a direct prequel.

[@sakurLOL]

6:51 this file name means in polish „shit game ez.exe”

[@mero7064]

yeah

[@user-skylordv]

I made that game and thx for translating for everybody XDD

[@sakurLOL]

@@user-skylordv cool game XD

[@user-skylordv]

@@sakurLOL thx and i made it beacuse i was bored and took random unity props to a 2d texture grass place texture from google

[@shunineq3223]

POV you are from poland rly

[@camouflage4444]

7:00 this image is from an old russian meme where this kid tells an unfunny joke about 2 cooks while laughing

[@evanpiscitelli53]

Definitely gonna go somewhere with this content keep it up my guy

[@FobyTox]

I see high-quality content here... I feel that your channel will grow very much soon. 7:20 The name of the game is "Повар" which means " Cook" . This boy is a famous Russian meme.

[@draygons387]

When the games are more broken than my marriage

[@F0ski]

Bro you are so underrated, you're really funny lol

[@qzeq]

I try my best 😅

[@Vineware]

You're so underrated, I really like those types of vids so you gained a sub.

[@heishahandmade2949]

I love how cuberpunk is named "guwno gra" (shitti game)

[@nightshade3782]

Yeah and the fact it's also Polish makes it even better

[@snarkasticdouche3863]

8:48 - Look, I don't understand what's happening... I typically like clever and nuanced humor; I really do! But... That poster just makes me want to laugh uncontrollably, and I can't understand why.

[@Aguythatdefinitelyexists]

8:27 Oh no our shell its broken

[@TUGRad-hi4bm]

Love your vids man keep up the good work.

[@qzeq]

Will do! 😅

[@Evan-dc3qw]

7:24 he looks like Al from Toy Story as a kid

[@gerryplaysrl]

the trashpile is so trash youtube really thought it was untitled grand theft auto game

[@ImNegzen]

the game named "gowno gra ez" is in polish language and translates to "poop game ez"

[@ford_gaming2]

8:27 ohno ohno ohno ohno ohno ohno

[@thatgirlfrompoland]

6:51 GOWNO GRA1!!1!!1!11 (only ppl who know polish will understand)

[@RaceBandit]

so, uh Mr. Krabs Tax Evasion has a sequel: *Mr. Krabs Commits Arson* ... and I have no idea how to damage Plankton's mech in that one. In both games, the lack of checkpoints is lame.

[@user-skylordv]

Hey Qzeq It's Me FugitiveDEV thx for playing my game :D

[@itsEnchantedonline]

fuck i lost my another account, anyways i wanted to say the game is Sussy CyberPunk Game :)

[@dantematias7662]

6:51 stupid game not easy one be like:

[@shawnofthedead4174]

I can't be the only one Just chilling binge watching Qzeq 😂

[@thebeamers5954]

certainly, you are not alone... idk why no one in india or in the world watches it

[@hassaan4206]

Can't believe your channel has 266k subs atm and ur one of the most underrated youtubers . Just found ur channel through the recommended section and literally everyone of ur videos are entertaining

[@yadwig]

1:41 "Cain software" uses the actual screenshot of software called "Cain and Abel", an old and well-known tool used to hack passwords, send malicious tcp packets, sniff traffic and other things. It is used by cybersecurity experts, and, well, hackers. Now it's mostly a learning tool.

[@SkyTied]

What song is used here? 1:38

[@Yoon_Max29]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4CzZquVp5mehbssi=v_eurX-3UfKMSZIQ Is it?

[@minecraftmaniac84]

Yooo you’ve gotten so big, been here since 200 subs, so happy so see you grow.

[@qzeq]

Happy to see people stick around! 😄

[@Sacknana]

if this message loads do not check your cpu edit: 3 years later and i don't know what this means anymore

[@Vancored]

Im on mobile

[@Sacknana]

@Vancored dude why did you reply to this this was 3 years ago

[@MoonMario]

Lmao why does Mr.krab always commits crimes in indie games? Lmao

[@qzeq]

He's a menace to society

[@chdreturns]

Because he basically borderline did in the shitty cartoon that signified the end of nicktoons golden age. If you wonder why we ain't have shit like CatDog, Invader Zim, Hey Arnold, or Rugrats no more... Welllll it's cause of shit like that retarded sponge... Also I get an R word pass cuz I have autism, don't go using it if you are a normal person without autism or any other cognitive disability lol.

[@jouebien]

it's not just a Game Maker game it's a Game built on a verry early version of Game Maker that predates 8/8.1 and studio. It's surprising it runs at all - anything from that early on tends to just crash on anything later than Windows 7 (with out Service Pack 1).

[@permashripadayachee4784]

Did any one else see game theory on the wall 8:50

[@janbiaas6650]

6:52 fun fact: "gówno gra" means "shit game" in Polish

[@risklifefr]

he’s so underrated 😓

[@gingerlyshrimp8480]

kinda feels like hes copying vargskheltor joel

[@hailhydra9869]

Mr. Krabss actually look very fun xd

[@KRTHK9]

5:24 WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

[@pib6871]

I found you in Tiktok, and I don't regret it, nice content mate!

[@LolmandoYT]

You deserve more subs FOR SURE

[@LeZergan]

7:41 you get guns only in American games

[@Wrench42069]

Qzeq The Adorable Penguin

[@Zlunky]

Found you on TikTok really like your channel

[@iamarailfanobviously1497]

Why did I laugh 10 minutes straight at that dog picture?

[@KaftTheGoodGirlColonThree]

6:51 fun fact: "gowno gra ez" is in polish and it means "shit game ez"

[@kontanaro3979]

fun fact: wiem gdzie mieszkasz

[@KaftTheGoodGirlColonThree]

@@kontanaro3979 no to gdzie

[@kontanaro3979]

@@KaftTheGoodGirlColonThree w polsce

[@user-skylordv]

wiem pamietam jak tą gre robiłem i to nazwałem randomowo XDD to ja twórca Tej gry z prszyszłości jakby co to przestałem robić gry na itch io.

[@KaftTheGoodGirlColonThree]

@@user-skylordv the legend himself

[@rowlit]

LOL THIS WAS REALLY FUNNY TO WATCH 🤣

[@littlecake453]

7:22 nah. This is an INCREDIBLY old russian meme. Like 10+ years meme.

[@nithinpl3029]

9:21 yeah pls don't do that

[@Thebestbobbyboy]

6:36 that’s the robot that appears in vrchat

[@anujprakash5643]

Him:- itch.io Subtitles:- icha yo

[@matyaspernecky6901]

The cyberpunk app in task manager is literally called "shit game" lol

[@traxter2669]

6:50 the game name said ''shit game ez'' if you guys were wondering

[@user-skylordv]

yeah i remember when i named it that. and im fugitiveDEV aka the owner of that game i put random unity stuff in that game so yeah XD

[@جاسمإيادجاسممحمد]

God bless your soul I never laughed like this for a while 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@louaybelhaj1710]

GTA VI looks lit guys

[@Markandpreston]

5:44 this game is awfully similar to DDLC

[@urReverseWAIFU]

Stands?

[@TheFoxdaWa]

That's because that game and DDLC are both visual novels

[@deusprogrammer_thekingofspace]

winpcap is a library used to capture network packets btw.

[@pivo_nefiltrovannoe]

1:28 Мне надоели все эти стереотипы про русских, типо водка, медведь, балалайка, шапка ушанка, но с ОБЕЗЬЯНА это выглядит круто

[@blokos_]

mokey

[@portablepc]

This channel is so underrated!

[@Menvix]

Mrkrab tax evasion is a good game actully

[@calebmezenberg137]

I really hope this is in a VM

[@haxxmagicyt]

The russian slender picture of the guy its a popular meme in russia called "Cook"

[@srs6128]

0:43 when you played this sound my ps2 turned on and started yelling at me

[@Momerz]

This slav is actually funny ;D

[@peterschek6885]

1:37 im believe you comrade (also I'm russian)

[@Mrmiauplay]

In game called "The cook" there picture of random dude. Basicly this is russian meme that died 10 years ago

[@ryliehennng9248]

This man is the enemy of anti viruses lol

[@L4nk]

Going places with this content 😁😁📈📈

[@JustKleo2]

1:20 what's the song name?

[@box..]

2:26 The hit sound is from Minecraft Java

[@THATPEAKEYKID99]

9:22 mahatma gandhi:wth

[@jzurekgames3897]

6:51 OMG GAME NAME IS IN POLISH

[@zombl337og]

ive been binging ur vids and adding every steam game you play to my wishlist (may Allah help me)

[@NotBryanYT]

qzeq is the bes chanel of youtube for exute virus in computers

[@karlosalajic109]

Ahh yes the video where my addiction started im like a cocain addict but on youtube

[@Player-jn3xk]

youtube thinks this is gta 6

[@randomdude31f]

dude i love how qzeq is so cute

[@qzeq]

🤨📸

[@dantematias7662]

7:08 what is called the music in the background?? he doesnts stops talking and sayings

[@ChmoniaThePro447]

7:31 is russian meme is calls povar повар {The cook}

[@quaster98]

6:40 I love polish trolls

[@itsEnchantedonline]

dziękuje.

[@CallMeHeich]

Qzeq am starting to worry for your pc 💀💀💀

[@qzeq]

Don't worry i'll just get an antivirus from itch io!

[@CallMeHeich]

@@qzeq smart the viruses will never expect you to be protected by itch.io, you’re like 5 steps ahead of them.

[@nianavarro5339]

a very funky russian man. subbed

[@catmouse1718]

gta did look like frogger, but with police cars n guns

[@dysiuncia87]

6:51 its Polish Game i know beacouse its names ,,Gowno gra ez.exe'' i am from polish

[@user-skylordv]

yeah i remember when i named it that. and im fugitiveDEV aka the owner of that game i put random unity stuff in that game so yeah XD

[@taekekraaijeveld5613]

This is uploaded on my birthday

[@sumicrew3138]

That's the ,, you are an idiot" thing is an actual ransomware

[@produkujemygrypl4751]

6:51 this game is named "shit game EZ"

[@yoctabyte7]

3:35 gran turismo 4 nostalgia

[@SuperAbigailP]

What is the song

[@BoostedMusicOfficial]

3:34 PANAMAAAAAAAAAAH

[@NekistTheCutie]

1:52 i like how you putted the you are an idiot music from the you are an idiot trojan

[@luca_tv3870]

POV: you are using an virtual box

[@Jam_Axo]

btw the fnf one wasnt outdated, it was a bug in that version, you couldve just pressed ESC to exit that screen

[@thatpolishdude85]

6:51 it actually translates from polish to this : sh*t game ez.exe

[@user-skylordv]

wiem pamietam jak tą gre robiłem i to nazwałem randomowo XDD to ja twórca Tej gry z prszyszłości jakby co to przestałem robić gry na itch io.

[@ferret9097]

I love this series

[@longhornnt4043]

2:05 what is this song some one tell me pls

[@CEOofYTPHs]

funky town

[@TRCumbox]

6:51 Polish Translation: "poop game ez"

[@user-skylordv]

wiem pamietam jak tą gre robiłem i to nazwałem randomowo XDD to ja twórca Tej gry z prszyszłości jakby co to przestałem robić gry na itch io.

[@TRCumbox]

@@user-skylordv Fajnie

[@user-skylordv]

@@TRCumbox dzks. szkoda ze straciłem tamto konto, mógłbym innym udowodnić że to ja ale no

[@humanlyhuman420]

Thr cyberpunk game exe translates to "shitty game easy"

[@koksu1134]

6:50 you know what's funny? This game is named shit game ez here (in polish)

[@user-skylordv]

wiem pamietam jak tą gre robiłem i to nazwałem randomowo XDD to ja twórca Tej gry z prszyszłości jakby co to przestałem robić gry na itch io.

[@user-skylordv]

dostałem mocne promo od Qzeq widze :D

[@xArthur60]

1:59 FUKK FUKK