r/Blursedimages | RUN FASTER

[@EmKay]

After a long day of thinking and worrying, the only thing to do is clench your fingers and fall into sleep. EmKay hand doesn't want to. Its mind still spinning, it thinks of the KZbin videos it could be watching, the Discord group chats it could be talking in. When does it end? The hand is afraid of sleeping, because with its fingers clenched, the lines of its palm crease, become unreadable, and the future goes dark. But the hand wonders whether that really makes any difference -- whether the darkness it wakes to is separate from the darkness it sleeps to. What do you think? What helps you fall asleep?

[@rockhardwater6528]

EmKay beat the frick out the hand and it will fall asleep 👌

[@trisull4209]

Rslash's voice

[@dudebro3573]

peepee poopoo

[@rxzd_]

idk lmao

[@autonomicant1710]

Nothing helps me sleep cause it's all a lie

[@its-da-king]

,,thats not how you use a samurai" Im dead send help

[@nade_s9220]

Hes trying to say samurai sword but he cut him self off

[@beepboopmeow203]

I'm help, send dead

[@AnnatheBanannaa]

Hi dead I'm dad

[@dadonsta1828]

Ezra Temur no

[@hecktec7682]

He commited sudoku, this is so sad

[@o__o.6212]

I love how Damien's commentary greatly improves the humor.

[@twotundra]

You need more likes

[@rabbitfedoraman1665]

@Ethan Roberts Me too bud

[@ducksgoquack9855]

Why in the hell did I think this said Dixie?

[@-koolkole-4165]

@@ducksgoquack9855 same💀

[@Wickle-Pickle]

Wait what ever happens to Damien?

[@demonetization5416]

"Is peeing an emergency?" Depends in the context. If you're wearing pants, no. If you're *NOT* wearing pants, yes.

[@ravrav6433]

fuck

[@toe179]

Me: teacher! May I go to the washroom? Teacher: is it an emergency? Me: *drops my pants* yes

[@fizzo092]

Ah fuck he found me

[@fizzo092]

Tsuko Yaa

[@stoked-6996]

Shit

[@onebitterboy]

Child: *cries* Goofy: Peace was never and option.

[@internalforce]

"Goofy's Trial"

[@tootiefrootie6289]

And

[@xxbrooklynxx6ix9ine57]

An*

[@maxkennedy8075]

TheInternal ScreamsOfAWeeb I’L L F U C K I N D O I T A G A I N

[@DsPGfj]

Proceeds to murder 27 children and cripple 5

[@silly.MP4]

Gays: *Sees title* Also gays: *Double Rainbow*

[@jaylo3435]

Asdfmovie plays in my head

[@aquasama588]

Woaaaah Double rainbow all the way across the skyyy

[@dxweli2792]

I felt that

[@mayamelodyegg1607]

Gay²

[@ADepressedDragon]

*yes*

[@KnightOfSkorri]

"There is no Pokémon with 6 arms" *Angry Hoopa noises*

[@cocobutterlalo1496]

SAME

[@todyndtmt5354]

-Angry Machamp noises- never mind

[@dELTA13579111315]

Screw the Pokemon from gen5 and onwards, gen 4 was when it stopped being good

[@jamesmussell799]

dELTA13579111315 gen 5 was good

[@jamesmussell799]

Hoopa Ubound has 6 arms. Hoopa has 2

[@treggosaurus]

Emkay: I can think of a Pokemon with six arms. Me: whomst has awoken the almighty one? My brain: Machamp

[@supremelordender5705]

Yeah, the thing is, Machamp only has 4 arms

[@troublemakers101green]

@@supremelordender5705 but hoopa has six

[@treggosaurus]

@@supremelordender5705 shit.

[@wd6281]

Mega machamp has six

[@michaelasaro2885]

WyvernDoesStuff mega machamp doesn’t exist

[@damn.7327]

I accidentaly skipped 10 seconds ahead at 1:41 " Everyone is doing CODY"

[@Dragon-hu5ev]

Oh. Oh no.

[@Scrufflord]

i tried this and it said "everyone is doing a gogurt" and i don't know which one's funnier

[@Dragon-hu5ev]

Scrufflord NOICE

[@chaoticmouseman]

Everyone is doing a great job Except- crap flies out

[@ohdrewys1565]

Everyone is Cody

[@daisysleepss8800]

“Finally a Barbie doll for a guy like me” Me: sir that is a she-ra doll and this is a repaint, and that is a neck peg that keeps the head on. Also no hate intended

[@pearlhouzuki2507]

ok miss know-it-all.

[@daisysleepss8800]

._.

[@flatsandapenart3054]

I loved that repaint vid glad someone else knows where the pic is from :)

[@alun3z]

gotta love dollightfuls cursed workshop

[@Carcass_Consumer]

bittermist lmao yea

[@erazor4880]

Hearing Damian talk about that doll was probably the best part of my day. Knowing the context behind the screencap makes it so much better

[@nathanpixelkid]

"Don't know what the hat is" my dude that's sonic "I would make a Dugtrio joke, but I don't know a pokemon with 6 arms!" HOOPA!!!

[@rokukou]

damien is small brain

[@wd6281]

Machamp.......

[@wd6281]

*mega machamp

[@galaxybird7441]

WyvernDoesStuff there is no mega machamp but there is a gigantamax machamp

[@nathanpixelkid]

@@wd6281 not gonna lie i thought Machamp at first but i wasnt sure how many arms he had. He had 4 so i googled 6 armed pokemon and i got hoopa

[@bluequacker]

*Crying is not an emergency!* That sounds like something from an horror movie.

[@kurzler]

"This video will make you gay" AH, JOKES ON YOU, I WAS ALREADY GAY DOUBLE GAY edit: you rats stop replying to this comment it is 4 months old and the joke doesn't make sense anymore since the title has changed--

[@theviewer6889]

GAY SQUARED!

[@DeezYoink]

Does double gay make you straight

[@David-yw7tp]

So Bi people become X2 gay but continue to like the opposite gender?

[@e.carinae1889]

*Mission failed we get em next time*

[@pond2868]

SAME!

[@TreBoogie0]

"This video will make you gay" Me: *Draws uno reverse card*

[@SunnyBoltz]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@krisjinstark4843]

that one friend we all have who just admitted defeat after being called gay the other day: (deep breath) FINALLY, freedom! (the logic is, being called gay twice cancels out the effect)

[@cupcakekiller9239]

I made it 69 yeet.

[@nashcruz4120]

"this video will make you gay" So does this make me gay²?

[@depstein3847]

They cancel out. You're straight now

[@aersyne]

@@depstein3847 √gay^2 = gay

[@bulbaifuuwu139]

@Lost Aquarian thirsty for that water ;)

[@EmKay]

this makes you EmGay. it's a special kind of gay exclusive to supporters of EmKay.com

[@depstein3847]

@@EmKay yo damien since when do you sell cars?

[@brianfirelord]

Emkay: “This video will make you gay.” Me: *_HE LIES!!!_*

[@EmKay]

not a lie hehe... check behind your ear ;)

[@DarkLion1]

@@EmKay go deeper senpai

[@marssmelly]

4:15 When I was a child I used to love ripping off my dolls heads and swapping them around. Then I had the obsession of making horrifying creations with there limbs

[@bloodforthebloodgod8030]

*-{Yui}-* •_• Dude Ik 16 and I still do that 🙃 quarantine is getting boring

[@arcyine]

Thankfully you aren't god.

[@sunnytheferret5825]

See I do that now... I am Sid from toy story. But I try to make the dolls look beautiful lol

[@datboiiii64]

Are you sid from toy story?

[@goldengaming3536]

"This video will make you gay" Me: **Cries in homosexual**

[@acat7035]

I will cry with you *cries in homosexual*

[@Fenyll_Fur]

Ma bruddahs

[@bloodforthebloodgod8030]

Golden Gaming *Gasps in gay*

[@blue_valley_hotrods]

FBI open up

[@futaba-tian]

Damien's laughter is the best for this subreddit ♡ It makes every picture even better.

[@quive5705]

Emkay: "I don't know a pokemon with 6 arms!" Hoopa: *stares in the corner*

[@redhulk4048]

He's got 5

[@ezain9500]

Red Hulk They mean Hoopa Unbound

[@ezain9500]

Eleanor Mellor Machamp has 4-

[@eleanormellor7905]

@@ezain9500 srry I got confused.

[@10000Subs]

This video will not make me gay, because gay means happy and I can never be happy

[@sunflowerking3661]

I now that

[@inactive7875]

I’m gae den.

[@dataexpunged6491]

@Cmdr. Lewdiepie hello staight, I'm [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@parmesancheese1478]

69 likes

[@parmesancheese1478]

Keep this comment at 69 likes lol

[@lynnisawitch2184]

"Is that a thumbtac in the head? Delicious." Me: Wait what

[@johnnygoodwin4904]

Love how this series is just EmKay looking at images and then saying something and cracking himself up.

[@dodgerwoods203]

Me: running intensifies James Charles: stops running

[@GreatTasteMurder]

...

[@SamJuanGrabmatits]

Me: looks at the title* Also me: bUt Im AlReAdY gAy

[@EmKay]

then you are now the big gay. congratulations!

[@acat7035]

EmKay *dances in homosexual*

[@Dragon-hu5ev]

EmKay 😐😐😐 Ok then

[@SamJuanGrabmatits]

@@EmKay bro wtf😂😂😂

[@Lucktni]

2:10 I guess you can say he has a doppelgämer

[@DEFIB7]

EmKay calling Lenny “Leonard” is the most cursed thing to ever happen to this channel

[@mattE36]

The “sponsored by myself” is Danny Duncans’s tour bus

[@Manlikegibbon]

"Dad I wanna get off the ride" 'The ride never ends son' *insert nyeh heh hehs here*

[@BunnieP0P]

EmKay: "THIS VIDEO WILL MAKE YOU GAY" Me: * laugh in double gay *

[@acat7035]

*laughs in homosexual*

[@russia6477]

8:56 It censored so hard that I can't even read it...

[@balmain-i3e]

*Watches video* Me: Oh no- oh no *groans* Friend: No, no, Richard fight it Me: *falls on the floor* ugh, ugh, *gargles out blood*, I'm dyi- Friend: Stay with me, STAY WITH ME!!! Me: *shaking* see you on the other side Friend: Don't do it, DON'T DO IT Me: *grumbles, head shakes back and forth* HI SISTERS! Friend: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@xeno2273]

Sorry, unable to locate the funny.

[@SethlingtonStudiosCo2003]

Dear lord... ("° _ °)

[@latinoamericancharcoal2076]

Oof

[@EmKay]

anonymous is james charles??? well hack my bank account this is one strange development!

[@latinoamericancharcoal2076]

@@EmKay oh my gwad Nel es harina I don't know what to do with my life no more ;-;

[@kaitlyndouglas252]

Oh! I know the doll! That's a process image from Dolightfulls KZbin channel for doll repaintss! That one gets turns into a really cool dragon!

[@samrubin8201]

8:56 had me dead 💀

[@fireenderboy]

"See I can make a Dugtrio joke, but no pokemon has 6 arms that I can think of" Hoopa: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@MWH16]

8:57 "𝓞𝓞𝓕 𝓞𝓞𝓕 𝓞𝓞𝓕 𝓞𝓞𝓕 𝓞𝓞𝓕 𝓞𝓞𝓕 𝓞𝓞𝓕"

[@nickkohlmann]

xD

[@jebbi_5395]

Emkay: no Pokemon has six arms Machamp: am I a joke to you?

[@bean8313]

7:05 I can't believe you forgot my boy Machamp like that!

[@nathangamble125]

Only 4 arms.

[@makebombmodplease9988]

EmKay: makes shoutout to his twitch Me: looking frantically for it to no avail

[@morganmywife]

no matter how bad of a day i have, everytime i hear Damien laugh, i get better everytime. so, thank you Damien!

[@singingcalmercreepypasta6325]

The one dislike is that Cody Edit : OMG Thank you guys so much for all the likes OMG

[@oogaboogahh7050]

That darn cody

[@KellingtonDorkswafer]

Dammit Cody!

[@stickbug3150]

EmKay: says ass and doesn't censor it Me: *GASP*

[@rainbow_flare_]

7:04 wow there is no 6 arm Pokémon Machamp: am I a joke to you

[@christopherjones8957]

Machamp only has 4 arms

[@raceyz46]

Lol more like hoopa

[@tyfancher4598]

I love how the title says THIS VIDEO WILL MAKE YOU GAY, and the first thing you see when you open the video is a guy and a girl getting married at Walmart.😂

[@nickkohlmann]

XD

[@tameronica]

4:59 By the way on the top right corner it says “Ages 18 and up.” And I think I can see why...

[@purplemongoose5132]

Blursed images is like mixing McDonald's sprite and Burger King's lemonade

[@Cru0r777]

When he said “Looking better than ever” I felt that

[@sunflowerscout]

"Damien: Is that a thumb tack on the head? Delicious!" Nah fam its a neck plug so the dolls head can stay on the body without it falling too far the neck

[@gayzer1020]

Anytime you stop running, I only get closer.

[@martin712]

"no pokemon has six arms" *sad hoopa unbound noises

[@ictito]

I feel ya

[@sageker8208]

Unbound*

[@akalihoer5457]

tell hoopa to get back to the damn distortion world instead of beating dugtrios.

[@joelhaggis5054]

2:39 Ah yes, Throne of Games.

[@skrilllfury2120]

1:42 Palpatine after finding out Obi Wan survived Order 66

[@goldsm1th92]

everyone is talking about how the pres authorized a missile strike but no one talks about how iran authorized 15 missiles which were aimed at 2 american bases

[@ILikeToLaughAtYou]

Night Weaver thank you! And Iran has been asking for war ever since Obama left office, and with Obama went their funding from the US to continue their Jihad.

[@laluch6616]

5:34 when you skip leg day

[@rhiannonedwards9169]

4:14 is from Dollightful's channel when she made a custom doll. This is blessed, thank you Damien and Zach.

[@idontknowwhattoputhereorhe5014]

Damien: I can’t think of any Pokémon with 6 arms Machoke: Am I a joke to you?

[@gumzillaxtreme5240]

Hoopa

[@jamesmussell799]

He only has 4 arms, Hoopa Unbound had 6 arms

[@RC-uf5xm]

Machoke has 2. Your thinking of machamp, and he has 4.

[@peachjuice2549]

NonekoWasTaken Vibes what u wooooshing for

[@hyulens7204]

@NonekoWasTaken Vibes that doesn't apply here...since the whole joke is wrong,he meant machamp (which doesn't even have 6 arms,he has 4)and he still get it wrong by saying machoke...sorry if there is grammar errors,english is not my first lenguage

[@Solrex_the_Sun_King]

2:40 Game of Boards Edit: 1 like? Oh my goodness thank you so much!!!! This totally isn’t satire!

[@flameyboy4184]

Game of LoL

[@eunoiamorosis]

Damien's voice and his laugh is so wholesome

[@BruceJ609]

Hulk: "hulk finish change when trunks done, hulk no want hulk's pickle flopping around while hulk smash"

[@meowssi1931]

The thumbnail made me start wheezing and cry so ridiculously and i couldn't explain it to my grandmother who was watching me die, because..i was dying on the floor

[@dudebro3573]

Last time I was this early Zach wasn't in EmKay.

[@infrequent036]

Damien is better

[@Anubis_YT]

DudeBro Not that that’s a bad thing tho right?

[@Anubis_YT]

Kotaro Jujo He just w h e e z e s less

[@mjwlol]

When you remember the guy who said that he would kill him self if he didn’t have a girlfriend by 2020

[@jasonlavallee8195]

I don't need sleep! I need answers!

[@rebeccarose1679]

Egg, your pfp is disturbing me

[@mjwlol]

Rebecca Rose thats the point

[@anintellectual1637]

"If i dont get a gf by 2020 im gonna kill myself" "Don't" "Ill do it anyway!" *i was just correcting your grammer do it lmao*

[@mailc3p477]

some Intelectual “i was just correcting your grammer” Sir it’s “grammar”

[@fischoedr2914]

"Run faster or I'll drop the sign" Me : >Completely stops >makes an eye contact >bends them knees >-

[@aslaughter4215]

8:02 its actually just a form of japanese ritualistic suicide.

[@brodiemilgate9784]

Yes seppuku

[@tylorbronson5349]

True, though he is using the wrong blade

[@saraschmidt5612]

"Dunno what the hat is." *It's Sonic the Hedgehog. The man was wearing a Sonic hat, Damien.*

[@LemonyVengeance]

8:57 the shirt has lyrics to a blink 182 song called "family reunion"

[@MxPokirby]

7:03 Hoopa (Unbound)

[@linaallen]

Me: sees video title Also me: I’m already gay

[@EmKay]

you are now even gayer congratulations!

[@impulsewraith3419]

@@EmKay why did you change the title

[@acat7035]

*whip nae naes*

[@briennabradley]

4:13 XD OH MY GOSH DOLLIGHTFUL yes this is doll customizing at it's best!!

[@Drench_Bluff]

Damien: "THIS VIDEO WILL MAKE YOU GAY" Also Damien: I shouldn't have said that. I should not have said that.

[@Dataloss484]

The doll one is from a doll customizer called: Dollightful She has a youtube channel. I think it became a dragon.

[@flatsandapenart3054]

Dataloss484 yea it became nyx the dark dragon

[@bloodforthebloodgod8030]

Dataloss484 yeah it was her dark dragon Nyx. She’s making a thicc C earth one next

[@curlyfries3767]

Everytime I watch Emkay it feels like im reading reddit with my uncle and he finds it hilarious

[@lukasbecker8633]

8:26 That's just the founders edition, those always look pretty funny

[@danielbrown4345]

Here, take a ‘no homo’ card for 3

[@krealil]

Me: *stops as sign slowly drops*

[@DetLeveneBlandselvSlik]

XD lol im crying

[@blue_inc]

Me- sees tile Also me- I’m to gay for this Shait Also also me- hi yes I came out of the pantry.... I’m pansexual

[@theslav-combineempire2997]

I also like pans!

[@Rahnonymous]

@@theslav-combineempire2997 are you also a pothead by any chance?

[@theslav-combineempire2997]

@@Rahnonymous mate i did not even plan to insult anyone

[@tacticalturret505]

Me: *sees EmKay upload* Ah yes, wheezing man and Reddit memes, perfect!

[@yehehebe2541]

7:05 Damien, how could you. You were the chosen one.

[@hoziers]

Me: *sees the title* Me: JOKES ON YOU I ALREADY AM

[@sanyven2010]

your name 😳😳

[@hoziers]

@@sanyven2010 BRUH

[@hoziers]

@@cynops7610 that's the point. I AM gay (actually I'm bisexual, but saying "I'm gay" is more effective)

[@shadic-gf9qi]

The PS5 looks like the Halo: Combat Evolved covenant dropship

[@3MB3Rx134]

Emkay:" close to me" Me : *JUST SHAPES AND BEATS INTENSIFIES*

[@lazer_shat1823]

Me: reads title *lego yoda death sound effect plays*

[@janreiafrica]

7:34 I feel that Michael was the one who made that picture.

[@glados8653]

Palpatine when Cody failed to kill obi wan: everyone is doing a great job except CODY

[@argonburnspink1441]

"No Pokémon with 6 arms" Machamp: Am I a joke to you?

[@ictito]

Machamp has 4 idiot. (sorry for that I've seen too many people say machamp even tho he has 4 arms) unbound hoopa has 6 tho.

[@aaaaaaaaaa7862]

7:57 When the Brexit is delayed again

[@somerubbishfromengland1955]

Nope No *commits Seppuku*

[@MelonSeedOfficial]

"No pokemon with 6 arms" *Sad bug noises*

[@ALX-ey5sh]

Jokes on you, I'm already gay

[@edvardasps]

Ha gayyyy

[@MrJelly-ox9mz]

I diagnose you with the triple gay Cmdr. Lewdiepie

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Literally no one: This video when it sees you watching it: I dunno, I dunno, seems kinda gay to me

[@TheGuyThatsNotFunny]

Why u again

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

@@TheGuyThatsNotFunny Idk, why not. Why can't I comment on a video you're watching

[@TheGuyThatsNotFunny]

@@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access idk just seen you everywhere

[@snailgun]

There's something about Damien saying "cwispy". It's just- He sounded so adorable-

[@jebus5877]

7:10 Dugtrio and Machamp

[@robertpeploe4440]

yes I was thinking Machamp too and he's one of the original 150 so Damien is too young to remember

[@blitzaeri]

but machamp has 4 arms?

[@kouks4974]

I think it’s alakazam, also hi cmdr

[@jebus5877]

I forgot about his 4 arms, I think it’s alakazam then.

[@robertpeploe4440]

@@blitzaeri oh yeah I just checked

[@Kit-ev5jp]

Jokes on you!! I already am

[@edvardasps]

Ha gaayyyyyyyyy

[@04s0ul3ss_]

I'm bi ist that ok too?

[@srosik5744]

🏳️‍🌈🤢🤮

[@seicento2tone]

lmao same

[@Kit-ev5jp]

just cass Of course! (I‘m bi as well 💗💜💙)

[@Notion_Hoarder]

Some how listened 2ish hours of reddit horror around 2 am. Really needed Damian’s laugh so I could sleep

[@rrs_machkinen358]

Damien: This Video will Make you Gay Everyone: **Becomes Gay** Me who wasn't really paying attention on the intro: *Sorry did you say something?* Also me rewind the video to check if Damien really said it: *Congratulations you just played yourself*

[@Felixlul]

Emkay: this vid will make u geeey Me: **uno reverse**

[@theslav-combineempire2997]

Gay is the new cool

[@EmKay]

thats ok emkay hand is fine being gay

[@Felixlul]

@EmKay, then I am too UwU

[@TotallyNotMoN]

2:45 is literally just heavenly, shout out to all Russian badger fans

[@cciniminis]

4:10 isn't this by Dollightful?!

[@uhuh.3356]

I think o:

[@i_have_no_idea3170]

Has to be

[@cciniminis]

I think it's the early stage of the dark dragon doll she did!

[@i_have_no_idea3170]

@@cciniminis Jup, it is. I went and checked it.

[@ProjectNetoku]

1:51 oh boy another video from emkay .... why does everyone hate me ;-;

[@theslav-combineempire2997]

Man you're a small piece of code

[@notkira5]

Damien: Look Xbox you're a fridge Everyone on r/dark_humor: Are you shure about that