r/Comedyheaven | BEESECHURGER

[@syawndarren4284]

Actual Funny Joke Everyone: -_- Stretched out picture Everyone: **WHEEZE**

[@awesomeanbar9402]

Once I saw a stretched image of a plastic bag and I genuinely died of laughter

[@loganl9725]

And fisheye too

[@pumpkinboi9195]

I read the stretched out picture just as he stretched the kid face pic XD-

[@KudoShinichii1412]

Our generation is the best Like do you think teens from the future will laugh at these stuffs

[@guyjulian]

Syawn Darren ok boomer

[@sophiabezooted5074]

i heard the "my name is damien" and i instantly smiled because he's back

[@anabescobar6146]

That’s great for ur nan

[@mudasbeats]

Greener Coyote shut up

[@Mondayz408]

I would like a fried flamingo

[@Mondayz408]

Ik because i accidently deleted it

[@Mondayz408]

@Greener Coyote i was trying to delete my misspelling comment

[@alwayswatching5545]

Damien: this isn't funny Also Damien: *proceeds to make a joke about it*

[@HazeEmry]

Then laughs at own joke

[@perturbthepixel1410]

gotta love damien

[@Relaxingtitan]

He had to make it funny

[@voidpriestess8339]

He makes it funny because he’s god

[@skiless7386]

Nobody like this comment bc it’s a special number

[@The-Vixenator-3000]

I looked at the thumbnail. I read the title. I then said, “I’d like a BEESECHURGER, hold the Mc,” and I don’t know what overcame me.

[@2wodrqwoa]

*want a phucking beesechurger*

[@The-Vixenator-3000]

@@2wodrqwoa yes

[@Rainy_R]

@@2wodrqwoa yes

[@maskedgunbamboo8138]

@@2wodrqwoa no

[@Da_ni_el_le]

@@2wodrqwoa no

[@faris2745]

10:23 I read Arabic and this says: “ which is gong, why is going which what” I’m not even joking..

[@EmKay]

makes perfect sense to me

[@newlightsss]

EmKay not gonna lie same

[@newlightsss]

EmKay OMG ITS EMKAY I LOVE U

[@evvylovesuu]

EmKay there is no point to replying because Ik you won’t see this but hey!

[@stxrrynxghts5488]

EmKay yes

[@furret8969]

0:01 more like "there's a *chonk* in my house"

[@mikitamplain8012]

Bink bonk i a chonk

[@cheeseycrouton]

there is an imaginary raccoon in my house help

[@furret8969]

@@cheeseycrouton *did you feed him*

[@KompridiCR]

chonky boi

[@BinglesP]

What is a bear, but a chonk with a stronkous?

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Danny Devito: Gaming Literally everyone: *_This is a level 6 bruh moment_*

[@Bananaman559]

Actually its a level 8 *Bruh Moment*

[@okboomerifgay319]

No level 9 bruh moment

[@Ace-by6jy]

No level 10 bruh moment

[@okboomerifgay319]

Level 13 bruh moment

[@okboomerifgay319]

Bruh

[@trentabyt3890]

the thumbnail: donald me: anime trying to avoid copyright

[@nine5349]

Wc Donalds

[@Kuriboh1008]

[WORSE COMPANY]

[@bananatorpedo275]

Damien's laugh gives my body the same feeling as going to disneyland

[@vespertil10]

THANOS CAR

[@Zrs-2]

I went to Disney land it was not as expected But yeah his laugh does give the pleasure feeling of expecting what it was liked

[@ArbiterofTruth]

So mild entertainment and lethargy after three days?

[@toast2300]

It's even better You can get it for free while Disneyland is paid Except if you're going to die in 1 year and you just got outta the womb

[@VirtueAce]

@@vespertil10 ikr, I was about to reply about that

[@Virgilz_]

In my 5th grade class for an English project, our class wrote a story about a unicorn named Jeffery who couldn’t stop dabbing so he stuck his arms in cement.

[@charliewarly2179]

Damien: "that's not funny" Damien 2 seconds later: WHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[@sk8allday283]

Ok boomer

[@mayordog4522]

Ok zoomer

[@Deaf0]

Potato

[@CaitHasStopped]

*_Ok Groomer_*

[@Zdfzrfdsfj]

*_Ok Loomer_*

[@bananapoggies]

At 6:00 in the video EmKay: This isn't funny, i saw this in a news site. At 6:05 *EmKay proceeds to make the news funny.* What a legend and i love you for it.

[@AtChiaPet]

2:12 To be fair, Minecraft bees are definitely intimidating

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Yeah. Apparently someone got some to fight to a Wither.

[@thatisnotwelcomeinaschoole4089]

Coming from the ultimate gamer lmao

[@wgstormer5990]

Yes, i too would *bee* scared of 1/2 metre bees

[@dr.gemstone1014]

OK BOOMER

[@hylianlnk3719]

Its denfately idiot

[@aborealisglfry]

6:55 "I don’t get how this is a comedy heaven, this is just a tragedy." Tragedy is a synonym for comedy tbh

[@Super-Shafs]

Normal people: beesechurger Me, an intellectual: I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda

[@doggo_bitch45]

RIP to my boi, big smoke, enjoy your drug filled heaven my sweet prince

[@Super-Shafs]

@@tthung8668 - H3r3 y0u g0

[@lennyface8195]

Don't forget, in addition to the order, Big Smoke also ate half of everyone else's food on the ride home.

[@joshuamccutcheon]

@@lennyface8195 You mean while everyone else was killing the Ballas and he wasn't doing anything about it because his fat ass just wanted to eat

[@krlzvz]

no

[@movementman9777]

Low image quality memes are _always_ funnier than high quality ones.

[@suriish3re]

I see no lie

[@pranabmohanty7767]

No one: Damien: *BEESECHURGER* Also Damien: _I have achieved comedy_

[@therealbeanbot]

I mean he has

[@MrDylanButton]

@@therealbeanbot vast comedy

[@lesiarosinskaya684]

Nobody: Not even Damien: Literally all Chat section: VIBE CHECK

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Mr. Johnson is a true man of culture with that Zero Two hoodie

[@merlmermer]

Yes

[@merlmermer]

Could've chosen a better waifu tbh

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

@@merlmermer yes Jolyne

[@fogheaded3866]

The fuck is that profile

[@Zenarisu]

@@merlmermer like Speedwagon right

[@mericaman8877]

1:23 According to his phone, this dude is only getting about 6.3 hours of sleep per day, and is constantly on his phone the rest of the time.

[@kemae]

So... Adolescent?

[@droidixbacon]

Its me

[@bonnieshenton9426]

What the hell how are you so bored that you calculated that

[@goodday3185]

So r/me_irl?

[@mericaman8877]

@@bonnieshenton9426 Because I'm a *NERD*.

[@royalrush0005]

Me: reads title* Title: BEESECHURGER also Me: DOTHOG

[@rnknanrj]

CEESCHAKE

[@royalrush0005]

@@rnknanrj NODUT

[@graaaah9080]

Royal Rusher shilkmake

[@Ethereal_Divinity]

AANDY CPPLE

[@cott0ncandydreams321]

Sopeless houls 🙂

[@btyt152]

There is a bear in my house The wall: ↪️ ↩️

[@Scy416]

No one: Damien: *BEESECHURGER* Me: I will start calling cheesebuger, beesechurger from now on

[@Scy416]

@Breezy Gaymz im... 19....

[@dr41nn]

Idk why but BEESECHURGER makes me laugh

[@HussamxCraft]

🆗️ 🅱️🅾️🅾️Ⓜ️er

[@VirtueAce]

@Breezy Gaymz um... wrong use

[@VirtueAce]

@Breezy Gaymz That's why you got a fortnite character for your image. "wE lIkE fOrTnItE" stfu

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

9:18 Amazing how fast one's mood can go from the happier side of "meh" to shooty and stabby.

[@bleedingedge7387]

0:00 He's just standing there, menacingly!

[@maxwellbrown7118]

One time I went to Donald to get a beesechurger and someone asked me, "Are you out of your mind! Why do you carry those bricks! Now is bedtime!" I said, "None of your business!"

[@Glubstone]

"he vibin" is the new "gnarly", change my mind

[@Marisola33]

Ohman, that's he vibin

[@rosanafalcao4038]

he vibin space ingredients

[@alrightanimations2207]

I- I cant

[@achair650]

9 months later, the transformation has fully taken place

[@latios_conga7574]

gnarly means awesome while he vibing just means chill and stuff get mind changed xd

[@hyperhunter6834]

1:56 This is how people in north Louisiana insult people. This is the place where you would find someone coming into the bank with over alls on. Yes, i have seen it for myself.

[@merlmermer]

"I'm stuck in the *b e e s,* baby"

[@chewnz1127]

@Notorious ok boomer

[@merlmermer]

@@chewnz1127 remoob ko

[@chewnz1127]

@Notorious deerga.

[@merlmermer]

@@chewnz1127 ecin

[@McBehrer]

Thank you Jolyne, very cool

[@pibbiscus]

This video calmed me with the soothing voice of Damien while my teeth were being stolen from me

[@serenity-bb7uc]

wisdom teeth or just random teeth? if this is a joke im sorry (just bc gen z humor is weird)

[@alrightanimations2207]

*darn tooth fairy-* -forgive me-

[@XtreemAlan]

It’s sad because the Peanuts series DOES dive into cancer Specifically Leukemia

[@davidlarkin1040]

@ZERO94AIC ok boomer

[@ohimfinnadie]

@ZERO94AIC bruh are you 9 (edit: no)

[@wormonstring5381]

@ZERO94AIC ok millennial

[@Marichii1]

@ZERO94AIC maybe you're so fond of using gay as an insult because secretly you can't allow yourself to come to terms with your own homosexuality! internalized homophobia is a powerful drug :)

[@Marichii1]

@ZERO94AIC okay dude i was kinda afraid u were being serious thanks for replying and clarifying i appreciate that! if we had real conversations like this instead of aimlessly arguing we'd be doing a lot better as people i think //tips hat

[@dangerous_tumor3]

I'm mute, but I still love watching your content. At one point you said "Chief", and I recorded that, and edited it with a clip of you saying "Hey." It's my band directors birthday, and she was a former military band director and loves being called chief. She found it extremely special when I played it whenever I saw her. Thank you for helping me make her day.

[@phoeviegregorio3585]

Welcome to Donald, What can I get for you? a becheese borger please.

[@sirjustjoe1]

Damien: he's got that frog neck he's ribbing right now Also Damien: * Ribbit Laugh *

[@oopfloop2641]

People: *ugh I hate school* Me: *laughs in bronchitis*

[@tuunaa]

Brajian Graus *laughs in homeschooled*

[@randomizedtaco6565]

Me: Laughs in Lymphoma

[@MW-be5cl]

Laughs in graduation

[@oopfloop2641]

Randomized Taco well way to flex on me

[@__secretsanity__8220]

Laughs in dead

[@crunchygrunchy5741]

0:37 goddamnit why did I laugh at that

[@OzKo]

Guy: stretches a picture 40 year olds on face book: *y o u h a v e e n t e r e d t h e c o m e d y z o n e*

[@squidipus926]

OZKORAPPA “Ok boomer”

[@dr.gemstone1014]

OK BOOMER

[@aceampora6012]

Ok boomer

[@Lucierse]

Now i say OK BOOMER

[@sourwaii8692]

5:58 “somehow” I find this funny since this is exactly what would happen if you get your kid obsessed with fortnite and not only that but it’s also funny how the mom got arrested for that. what a horrible mom to have.

[@aidandenley4391]

I love your content. I've been going through some tough times, but just sitting down and watching your videos lifts my spirits so much. Thank you.

[@etngod2725]

OK BOOMER

[@aceampora6012]

Aww

[@Lucierse]

@@etngod2725 OK BOOMER how many cigarettes you have smoked this day?

[@Ibr_k47]

it lifts my weiner

[@Lucierse]

@@Ibr_k47 aww man

[@chromberries7329]

"he carved a pumpkin out of us!" no damien. you're completely wrong.

[@mr.eazilymctriggered9369]

Man: Puts his camera on fish-eye lens to make his dog look chonkey and pass him off as a bear. r/Comedyheaven: WELCOME!

[@Xeroxia]

Intro: bear in the house Me: HE DO BE VIBIN THO

[@greategretpictures]

FINALLY DAMIEN BRINGING DAT QUALITY BACK!

[@Angelpower07]

Me: has symptoms Google: its cuz u didn't dab

[@maryamtara2934]

10:20 it doesn’t make sense to me ... and i speak Arabic The literal translation (from right to left of course) (Hey) to what extent to go to go(they said it twice) to what extent(monk) . . It makes less meaning in Arabic

[@NamedKid10]

i came

[@butteredbananas1394]

I think they used Google translate lmao I'm also Arabic :>

[@puppygamer6598]

Mom: “what do you want from Donald?” Me: “wait what-“ Mom: “the place where they sell bread and meat” Me: “wha-“

[@idontknowagoodname1108]

*everybody gangsta til Damien goes *womp womp womp*

[@jotarokujo9315]

The bear was actually a good ol pupper

[@kasderking1358]

This old man he played rough, He played knick-knack on my turf, With his legs *snapped*, arms wrapped, Leave this man alone! He dragged himself till he reached his home.

[@CaitHasStopped]

“You are the ice cube I’m about to kick under the fridge.” *_Ok Groomer_*

[@exboyfriend524]

8 months ago

[@SaladKnife.]

@@exboyfriend524 2 days ago

[@exboyfriend524]

@@SaladKnife. 1 hour ago

[@pencilcoulours_]

@@exboyfriend524 4 days ago

[@Ky1q]

@@pencilcoulours_ 2 months ago

[@sinanozturk8877]

Ngl, Damien kinda vibin' doe🤔

[@yahairarivera6265]

Damien:“they carved a pumkin out of us 🥺🥰“ *Damien with a pumpkin carved out of his body 👁👄👁*

[@NamiTheNeko]

"He carved a pumpkin out of us" Um...I think you got that backwards. XD

[@diamondseraph9369]

8:13 Funnily enough "gumballs" is technically the only answer that is correct since even prescription drugs can cause drowsiness among other side effects which would could make it unsafe to drive. Source: One of the side effects for my anxiety medicine is drowsiness and while it doesn't make me drowsy it can make others drowsy which is why it's sometimes also prescribed to help with sleeping.

[@fishy677]

Damion sounds like a kid when he laughs

[@brunobucciarati834]

' Damion '

[@ivycat6687]

Damien laughing all the time is so precious and wholesome. I just watch the channel for that now.

[@dead-ishchannel6212]

Damien: Kuh-zack-stan Kazakhstanis: *[anger]*

[@shadowtheultimate_1]

Last 7 days. An hour on KZbin. 4 hours on Safari. 10 hours on Twitter. EmKay: AND A WHOPPING, INCREDEBLY ASTOUNDING 107 HOURS AND 36 MINUTES ON APPLEBEES. That's a world record right there.

[@ahehitmeaheh]

0:22 should be on r/Blessed images

[@MelissaSeoulLiving2023]

Went from watching a toxic relationship TikTok compilation realizing that 99.999999999999999999999999999% of any relationships I have are SUPER toxic to Emkay to cheer me up.

[@whyareyoureadingthis5308]

Ahh, my favorite meal, *BEESECHURGER*

[@dr.gemstone1014]

OK BOOMER

[@whyareyoureadingthis5308]

no u

[@loganl9725]

Quick change your name to okboomerifgay

[@Lucierse]

@@dr.gemstone1014 REMOOB KO

[@uh3336]

ok boomer

[@xzs1604]

0:41 "Uhm what are you doing with that foot~" "I'm about to kick this you under the fridge"

[@TheSkulleh]

I laughed at the thumbnail, like a solid hearty laugh. Pretty sure I'm simple.

[@yellowcrewmateanimations]

Genie: “I will grant you three wishes.” Genie: “Your first wish?” Me: “Grant me another three wishes.” Genie:

[@Emira_75]

“He carved a pumpkin out of us” that’s a horrible image, I think you said that the wrong way round

[@JeremyRedus]

1:47 we are gonna need several of these apples to fight the Wither.

[@deaddave9739]

10:40 you didn’t see the full meme, it was art

[@God_Will_Not_Be_Merciful]

Gimme the full one

[@bwmixedkid6249]

When he said "stay woke" I fukin died lmao😂😂😂 4:55

[@Donikin]

Ah, yes, let us eat at *Donald*

[@youraveragetroller4467]

I will have the *Mig Bac*

[@thesketchyboy4411]

Hearing Damien say vibing gives me new life

[@rosasado]

5:03 if my man proposed to me with this I would so quickly say definitely and would keep that shit on my nightstand.

[@Wall_5690]

Damien: that's not funny Also Damien approximately 3 seconds later: HEEEEEEHEEEHEEEEHEWWHWHWHWWWEHWHEHWHE

[@Cyian]

"can it mom im tryna get a vic roy"

[@malas.7276]

Damien, you're back! So glad Zach didn't locked you up in his basement lol

[@polardabear]

Video contains: Damien Me: The right guy

[@averagecommenter4623]

Damien is the OG of Reddit reading.

[@discontinuedchannel4544]

Pumpkin is somewhat a fruit, since it has seeds on the inside, Damien.

[@logdude_]

the ragequitting people who looked at the chicken rn: *RAGING INTENSELY*

[@fumanfuman4822]

They call it “Dons” in Canada

[@kryskobold]

OMG I'VE SEEN MR. BURGER IRL. It's in Nashville, TN, where I live.

[@sp4cefug1tive]

is it good?

[@henry_1985]

Damien:THAT IS NOT FUNNY Also Damien:*makes a joke about it*

[@bishop3043]

The last time I was this early Cowbelly made vlogs.

[@Sampleci]

The monkey said ‘How far would you go, to go the furthest you can go’.

[@RayserSilver199X]

10:23 I understand Arabic but even then I couldn't understand, so I put it to Google translate and got "How far to go to go how far"?

[@joshchristopher4639]

3:01 this cod gamer looks like he been slammed between a pair of cymbals so many times he became immune to it

[@Koollani]

My school nurse is from America. She's racist She is in Jamaica And she almost made my friend die :)

[@gigipeedee]

good

[@justafireimp5793]

Number 1: how did RoombaFred get out of a house Number 2: how does it go across dirt and not get stuck on a rock

[@trizick5379]

5:47 Where's your laughing bone now

[@teresereed359]

4:24 is the truest thing in the world. every year, i get to make my own jerky and as soon as one person knows, the entire school knows. even the teachers ask!

[@morishumpfree4019]

Damains laugh is my seritonen for my deppresion

[@dr.kufdrahrepus8483]

Seritonen sounds like a respectable Finnish last name

[@shhhh8119]

Plot twist: it's actually baby bear who's back to avenge his family after Goldie killed his family

[@jspr49]

3:05 Soccerplayer2003 is now 16years old

[@robblequoffle8456]

6:25 If there were water in there, it would be a gay frog 10:55 Osama bin Laden: The US government might kill me in a few days, so I'll just end with singing Lady Gaga's 'Poker Face'

[@sohaiberiya2751]

i miss the fact that damien isn't in every video now

[@justsaying6341]

Sohaib Ashraf Don’t remind me

[@fogheaded3866]

Don't diss the Zach

[@mathaibunny2476]

This is Damien tho right ?

[@justsomevikingwhodiscovere1026]

Zach's gotta go because I can't tell which is Damien and which is Zach.

[@gingeralesequel]

While watching this, I kept getting an ad about having a cruddy job saying constantly "do you have a horrible job?"

[@ceedollaCLIPS]

I hope y’all know what kind of “dabbing” they are talking about

[@hehehehehehehehe.]

Nah, I only suffered half the symptoms when I stopped dabbing; you'll be fine.

[@GHOSTCCORE]

0:53 LMAO I GO TO THAT SCHOOL AND I LITERALLY SAW HIM WEAR THAT MR JOHNSON YOU MADLAD

[@Mr.TheMan2]

i smell lies

[@caspeepeepoopoo]

r/ThatHappened

[@Isabelachatwin]

@@caspeepeepoopoo??? i go to that school now and its not a lie 😭 he hasnt worn it here again yet but its not that hard to believe

[@Isabelachatwin]

UR SO LUCKY OMGG HES MY FAVORITE TEACHER I WISH I SAW HIM WEARING ITTT

[@eendo_]

Hey Damien, I love listening to you narrate on EmKay and your jokes and joyfulness cheer me up and make me happy. Lately I've been through some really though times, thanks. And i also don't need any pity.

[@BappO-is-me]

Anyone who gets hurt with anything remotely Fortnite related deserves it