r/boneappletea Top Posts of All Time

[@heliocentric6048]

"they be speaking p o r c h o f g e e s e and I be like 'damn baby, quack quack'" This absolutely killed me

[@rafabuda0]

Not only did they mess up portuguese, they messed up the goose sound as well.

[@Braums_]

Geese don’t even quack they honk Very *different* as you can tell

[@adonaiyah2196]

I think that was the point. Its a fake tweet

[@JetstreamSam343]

Nós falamos que nem uns gansos HONK

[@stoicbeetle]

@@adonaiyah2196 Yeah. I think he was making a joke about the misspelling of Portuguese. And made a joke about it. And people took it as a boneappletea

[@lazuligamez3513]

3:31 I don't know what's worse. That he can't spell Portuguese, or that he thinks that geese go quack quack.

[@FaultyW1024]

Furry

[@kibbybipps]

*Piece was neigh vore an op shun.*

[@funnystoriesshorts481]

Untitled goose game

[@Liggliluff]

@Michael Kevin Millet Why are you meeting goose?

[@GumSkyloard]

Or that he thinks only Brazilian people speak Portuguese. I mean, there's this one country called PORTUGal..

[@cooldudemcgee5870]

“You’re gonna have to add another 0 to that number and I might do it”. *adds zero* *spends 300 hours inside a coffin*

[@gayestsexhaver]

This is legit the only comment that made me laugh in this entire comment section. I’m literally tearing up.

[@awakentheblades]

Hey at least you're in a convenient place for them to deal with you after the 300 hours

[@hoodiefilms7924]

*NOTICEABLY DANGEROUS TEXAN ERECTION*

[@mikayla94]

I would still do it

[@vision4860]

THANK YOU. I wasn't the only one that thought this.

[@stagmeyer]

I can't believe you passed up the opportunity for "Dragon Ball Oui".

[@Minimiki1758]

I love that

[@romeolz]

Kamehamehahaha *french laugh* -Marshall

[@spacecatkin]

Ah yes, dragon ball yes

[@wumpus976]

@@romeolz KAMEHAME-HON -HON-HON!

[@jennifercorbett8640]

You have a point

[@_6-6_]

Sometimes we take our language for granite

[@fridolinfrohlich9594]

damn that hit me rock hard

[@milksalmon]

Make the words boulder so it will be fun I heard

[@selinesbeau]

This reminds me of rachel and jun's puns at the geology museum

[@PetrifiedWood-et5ek]

What are you like, like a rock guy, a rock person or something?

[@_6-6_]

almighty akwardo YES finally someone got it

[@MagisterialVoyager]

As non-native English speaker, it's a struggle in itself to make sense on some of these misspelled words.

[@imbuzzkillington]

As a native English speaker (pun intended) it's a struggle in itself to make sense on some of these misspelled words.

[@minx9543]

SAMEEEEE

[@The1nvisibleJeevas]

@@imbuzzkillington wait, where's the pun

[@salad.1100]

as a non-native english speaker, it’s a struggle in itself to make cents on some of these misspelled words

[@wardedthorn6523]

No it's just difficult in general

[@MrFloop]

I love how the Coma Toast person had an existential crisis after realizing they spelled Comatose wrong

[@piercerogers8634]

*exit tensial

[@FNNickJamesTV]

@@piercerogers8634 *extra stencil

[@crutonsnstrapons]

@Dunstin Checksin extra utensil*

[@friedwhilesober]

@RealCandyIsSweet ! external intense you'll*

[@15.kevindarunugroho30]

420 likes Nice

[@Nebularicnoodles]

I think “I don’t speak Italian” is my favorite response to someone pointing out you’ve spelled something wrong.

[@artisti.o3744]

French say: Merci Goku Spanish say: Dragon Ball Sí

[@zoie8088]

it'd be gracias not sí because merci means thank you in French.

[@derpytrainwithaturtleontop797]

Zoie B But si means yes, it's Spanish.

[@lunmiar]

@@zoie8088 r/wooosh

[@JV-pt6ht]

I sí what you did there

[@zoie8088]

Tbh that genuinely was a woosh because it didn't even cross my mind that it might be a joke. 😂 My bad

[@largeostriches389]

My favourite is when people say they hate hippocrates, like what did the father of modern medicine ever do to you

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

@Midnight Smith *bag of beans

[@HouseNiklaus]

Leave my dad out of this.

[@Raythe]

if he had just left shit alone, people would have died out and we wouldn't have this travesty we call society.

[@soofriends]

Don't be a hippo crap!

[@michaelmaestas9901]

@@HouseNiklaus oh lol

[@2fonebabyT]

"No more Mr. Nice Guy" - *Mister Meaner*

[@xobile.123]

Hey ut avatar is Baljit

[@xobile.123]

Bolchit

[@xobile.123]

Bulshevik

[@xobile.123]

Boljit

[@xobile.123]

Valjit

[@tearenn3046]

"English is crazy, oregano is a spaghetti leaf topping and it's also a name of a paper art" I love how it's a word that comes from Italian confused with a Japanese word

[@BinglesP]

To be fair, when I was a kid I thought Tiramisu was a Japanese word instead of an Italian one

[@reversed77]

this actually is pane full to watch

[@alizardinyourroom1361]

it's awe full

[@jordanhicks5131]

Eye saw what you did there

[@Mountain_Drew]

Sorrow needs to higher you *EDIT: This video has ruined me. For about 3 seconds I thought that was the correct spelling but then realized I made a pun.*

[@ThomasFromNork]

Pie give him ab rake

[@pie4]

Crocodile Gaming Lets Play saw-re, I should be more considerate.

[@jaysonklein6018]

That "Porch of Geese" one keeps cracking me up. I'm like "DAMN baby! Quack quack!" 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

[@mrshapiro6757]

same

[@npc_combine_s]

We couldn't agree more

[@Ursa_eater]

Something tells me that guy knew what he was do ring

[@reality2771]

It quacks me up.

[@Bruh-jw8mg]

@@reality2771 stop!!!!!

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

*I'm lack toes in taller ants*

[@lycantreyski]

Nice. I’m lack toes and toddler ants too.

[@supercool1312]

I hate watermelons im lack toast and tolerant

[@andonmartin4142]

You tried to hard for this it makes me want to commit silverside

[@synflwr]

You lack toes? Maybe get some prosthetics. That doesn't sound too fun...

[@SubaruOutback-uc2nt]

Cool I’m lack toes in y’all are ants

[@TheRealCaptainFreedom]

“I hate grapes. They discuss me.” “What they be sayin’?” 😂

[@TheRealCaptainFreedom]

Lauren Schweitzer Discuss 🍇

[@raphax3099]

🍇

[@GoganLiesbrecht]

Ah grape, this comment again, stop being so fruitful and go get a ripe

[@Onespica]

I dont get it

[@TheRealCaptainFreedom]

@@Onespica 😂👍

[@averyphillips4703]

the "wait" part took so long i thought my computer broke

[@LegendaryTremor]

I thought my phone was buffering

[@niftybasically9225]

@@LegendaryTremor r/foundthemobileuser

[@stiffpictures8971]

I thought my phone had a problem

[@MartyRotten]

Me too. I thought maybe the wise fly was down or that there was a problem with the inner nest.

[@trashbanditc00n]

@@MartyRotten yeah, i looked at the video time to see if it was pawsed or buff or ring. he really fooled us

[@kvlad.3768]

_I just lost half of my brian sells.._

[@fxcat7838]

I is luus mi brane sells two

[@xri0tt]

I lust some Brian sells to.

[@beeze-knees]

What did your brain sell?

[@hm6913]

Be careful It's dangerous for brains to be selling on these streets. I saw a pool of brain on the sidewalk.

[@bideabiere6125]

I only lust 1/4

[@alexandranikou]

The way he says “Phineaus and Freb” kills me every time

[@randompromises1038]

puenius still gets me every time

[@chikem_nufget]

"penis and freb" is my favorite

[@beesree39]

my throat hurts and my existence hurts I'm laughing so much

[@HemiHami]

It’s phuanes and frob idiot ur so dumb :// Smh

[@callmeanon307]

I mean they were right with Phineas's name second try

[@thealtpandapng]

My Chemical Rome Ants is definitely my favorite band.

[@jae_lee-]

I personally like Blink One Ate the Two

[@Terratetradon]

what about pan nick at ta disc cow

[@digilici951]

some for tea won

[@Terratetradon]

And ten the one pile its

[@MorganEdgy]

Hey, what about that other one? What was it called? Green Tea?

[@tayack4663]

*DAMN BABY, QUACK QUACK*

[@yeetusdeletus9457]

Dracula MmMm, bone smack the teeth

[@skye7489]

IM SCREAMINGGG

[@sigmamaverick9215]

As a Brazilian, I'm Glad he at last attempted to write Portuguese...instead of spanish

[@katiewhite7687]

I cried laughing at this

[@NoOne65847]

As a brazilian, i'm of ended

[@rxmiree]

Goku: * saves France * Everyone: merci, beaucoup

[@samvhell9104]

Derien !

[@darksideorbit8898]

-merci, *goku*

[@ZacksRockingLifestyle]

“Merci, goku, beaucoup” lol

[@bekatjusa]

I laughed way more to this than I should have

[@brandongoldberg6902]

Kamehameh hoh hoh hoh

[@pixlbelle8081]

There are two types of people when they see these moments: they either correct them, or take the opportunity to make a joke. I think I laughed a little too hard at the synonym rolls one.

[@tonixx4925]

Non English speaker: Hello, please excuse my English, as it is not my mother tounge, I hope you excuse any mistakes I may make American: lol das kewl

[@sorbbae620]

I know right! it was pane full to watch!

[@efrog9756]

I know ray ghast

[@ethoman04]

@@tonixx4925 yo mayne we don all talkz liek that

[@clawmachine08]

I miss you sorrow :'( I hope you're okay

[@tayeb7031]

he had a C-jah

[@jack_patroclus]

@@tayeb7031 that shit where you shake? lmao

[@Omnibushido-]

Hope he didn’t commit silverside

[@sosansational]

so glad to see people are still watching sorrow

[@firefly6882]

Same. I really hope he's doing okay, and that he's happy where ever he is :[

[@IAMMRAMAZING]

If you can smell someone's colon when you hug them, you're doing hugs wrong

[@Q-TebGamesNL]

Ur tellin me hugging in a standing up 69 position isn't normal?

[@Nebularicnoodles]

Or really right depending on the context of your relationship

[@ARealTaco]

No your doing it correct

[@jackattack6178]

Hey maybe they're just really short

[@ARealTaco]

@@jackattack6178 *colon twerking*

[@braydon7589]

8:12 Barraco Barner is no longer president. Now, it is Don all Truck. Edit: now it’s present dent By Den.

[@andytran2682]

Explosive13 :D dawn old trump*

[@Hpmanenz]

Down all trump

[@eviequeenie]

Dawn of lump

[@synodyno3612]

Darn old dump

[@thekenyonsquad5672]

Don of Pumps

[@DankMatter]

Bone apple tea would be the core of the apple and seeds have cyanide. The tea will game end you

[@blackveiltrash8412]

@DankMatter Holy fuck, I swear I just saw you on the videos with shiba inus

[@MewtwoMaster]

Kaitlyn the *nOoB* shibenation?

[@chickenpermission4918]

It takes 100+ seeds to kill a person.

[@maggiekanefilm]

matchmaker WE HAVE AN r/wooosh SITUATION.

[@BethanyIsSexyy]

Sigh an eyed*

[@SkinsSkillet]

“when you can still smell his colon on your pillows” oh no it seems he had to take dump

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Or a quick surgery

[@kingduckie9135]

That's how you mark your territory

[@arthurdent4791]

underrated

[@sirsardine1]

Fun fact: 1 in 10 people commit sue a slide.

[@IamMrRand00m953]

What about commit sewer side?

[@teeqi175]

That isn’t a fun fact! 😡 Sue a slide is very serious! Suing a slide is long work.

[@drumb6261]

Sir Sardine fun fact 1 pee pole come it's sewing side every fort e second

[@unclecreepy9202]

Sue is Side is pane less.

[@BushidoBrownSama]

Uncle Creepy it brings on many changes

[@SK1238723947238947234]

Once I called this guy a "peasant", and he was like, "This isn't the mid-evil times."

[@jacobeii]

Mod urn

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

I once saw someone say someone was “Itallion”

[@ludwig4029]

xxIluvyouguysxx 😂

[@starling1226]

xxIluvyouguysxx Itallion Stalian

[@0Onyx13]

ahahahah beautiful 😂Gotta say, with all the torture devices they had back then, it's kinda accurate lmao

[@anthomoore2249]

Bro there's nothing better than the sweet smell of *COLON*

[@jchereeee]

GriZZly I love :

[@lobotomy_central]

Would be pretty "shitty"

[@Tubeite]

You want a clothes peg with that?

[@fridolinfrohlich9594]

*coloiun

[@knifeyonline]

where are all these women who love the smell of a mans colon anyway? I'm always getting in trouble for letting the smell of mine out!

[@keyesey0796]

9:31 I love how he did his own r/boneappletea Closture (cloyster)

[@user-gn4ts8jb7n]

Also if they add another zero wouldn't it be 300 hours???

[@abithapa9099]

​@@user-gn4ts8jb7n They meant $3,000 from $300 lmao

[@imhungry48.o_o.]

*If women has starch masks all over her body*

[@dragonfiire8148]

Am I *pragananant?*

[@despairia]

DOES THAT MEAN

[@josephinebecker7410]

Can u get PREGANTE

[@RottenDoctorGonzo]

Kan au get pregante?

[@deathschreiber3209]

Can I get PREGANTE

[@seaside9791]

I legit thought my computer broke when you got to the "wait" part.

[@devinroberts6311]

I will rttsr

[@bluthebunny3327]

wat

[@AventuroPlays]

I thought the video was buffering and had to double check

[@callmejulia96]

I was listening to this in the background while I was working and I thought my phone died lol

[@lindseymoore138]

I thought I rane oultta datea

[@venussroses894]

*somebody had a c- Jah* WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS SKSKSKSKSKS

[@randomdude6376]

Same

[@picax8398]

C-jah

[@danthediamondhedgehog3615]

C-JAH, WHERE ARE YOU

[@pawn5253]

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FALLOW THE DAMN TRAIN.

[@bfhan4959]

omg u having c-jah

[@amberarmstrong2694]

Rewatching because I miss Sorrow's voices and humor and that end got me crying like it's the first time I'm watching. Literally tears running down my face crying!

[@thePhoenixQueen]

I do the same. I miss him

[@FutureDeep]

Everything was fine until the sun armies attacked.

[@dropofthebass5625]

Damn it four nation

[@lukasmuller1274]

but then the fire nation declared war and everything changed

[@dropofthebass5625]

But everything changed when the fire nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.

[@stillsick.]

*I have C-Jah’s don’t make fun of me*

[@missluckyducky07]

iSekCrepresent _ do u have a pail pepsi?

[@HannachiMariachi]

I'm the opposite, I'm pair of polemics

[@scrumpton296]

Someone explain what C-Jah's is supposed to mean *My Italian head has been thinking so hard*

[@ktony859]

@@scrumpton296 Seizures

[@stillsick.]

Who wants to go to all of garden? Or do y’all want lil seizures

[@JossuTossu]

"Just like grammar used to make." 😂

[@pawpatina]

"that socks"

[@TroopurHQ]

BlueDiamond "I was merely pretending to be retarded!" Whatever you say bro.

[@inkystix5327]

chicken permission? “yea sure whatever”

[@ethan_7000]

*“I hate grapes they discuss me”*

[@firstnamelastname7470]

*”What they be saying?”*

[@MrRamnassef]

Ivan Purcell *" they say that you're an idiot who spell disgust wrong"*

[@patrickkan999]

They saying youre the next to have surgery

[@BigCroca]

what they be sayin'?

[@efrog9756]

Just remeber that theyll dry up and turn into raise sinns

[@DivingHawker]

Guy : "Merci goku!" Goku : "Your whalecum!"

[@fleshnorgans]

Whale....cum.... OH GOD NO

[@GumSkyloard]

@@kuro6546 Cachalote? (bonus points if you get the reference)

[@CosImUpRn]

Fire Army I couldn’t agree more

[@RegenWasTaken]

@@GumSkyloard KAKAROT

[@ionisator1]

theres a minecraft server where swearing is allowed but only the word whalecum turns into Welcome!

[@abbykory9459]

You know when you jump into a pool and yell “cannon ball!”? Well when I was little I used to think it was “candy bar”

[@WistfuII]

...This made me cringe so much, I don't know what to say.

[@abbykory9459]

MasterOfBaguettes it kinda does feel like your foot is fizzy. That should be it’s new name.

[@camacaron06]

Tea Sis Maybe cuz the candy bar is at the bottom of the pool.

[@TheApfelschale]

In germany we call that "ass bomb"

[@Gorillaz2love]

You get a free pass as a kid lol. I used to mix up soup and soap and also elevator and alligator.

[@katsarida]

I’ve seen this video dozens of times and I swear the “wait” part gets just a little bit longer every time

[@adamraha8451]

I can't believe he thought that's how you spell bon apetit. I hate when people a soon shit.

[@catalinpaiu5285]

is actually appetit woosh! got you

[@COMM_DUMPST3R]

It's actually assume not a soon

[@penguinking1957]

BzG_Commo r/woooosh

[@hurricanex3142]

@@penguinking1957 might wanna check that one mate cause im pretty sure he knows

[@emperorbubblegum4312]

Why do you a soon shit.... its abviously bone appitight

[@rollischmidt1]

I am not a native speaker and a few years ago I started watching English KZbin videos . They always said “first of all” but I dead ass thought they said “first a wall” and one day wrote that down in a class test. My teacher just painted a big red question mark next to it and I haven’t forgotten that damn saying since then .....

[@foji69]

first a wall then a second wall then a third wall then a fourth wall then a floor and lastly a roof

[@HelloTardis]

r/thathappened

[@sauwensvk7589]

@@HelloTardis How is that unrealistic?

[@missangie5808]

I always though the lyrics "PMS" in Hot n Cold was "Pee a mess" until like, a couple months ago🤷

[@mrglibb]

Painted?

[@noahxavier6639]

The colon ones made me spit out my drink.

[@denebolaxing]

Same :')

[@bunniifangz]

it made me wanna Vaughn Mitt

[@rhorynotmylastname7781]

It probably wouldn't smell good

[@215.decisive7]

the voices were funny

[@wolfwoodfr]

they can smell his organs

[@davedixon2167]

5 years later and the WAIT joke still cracks me up. Need more STV!!

[@SunnyIntervalsORG]

It sounds like people are using some kind of speech recognition app, but not checking the message before sending. Cellar vee!

[@pavementjuice8315]

That’s just auto connect

[@hiddensinix2767]

@@pavementjuice8315 You spilt "auto correct" Wong

[@pavementjuice8315]

Spelt, also r/wooooosh

[@hiddensinix2767]

TyeDyedChicken *Read it again young chicken, retract your mistake before it costs you*

[@pavementjuice8315]

@@hiddensinix2767 *sweating* uhh, please. No i have been bamboozled....was it truly a double cross, an intentional mistake, have i been tricked?

[@GippyHappy]

I'm not gonna make it. I can't handle "Puenius"

[@Smogfellows]

GippyHappy Penis And Ferd

[@painintoe3946]

The first one still gets me every time

[@sakurapossom8981]

Phineaus and freb

[@chillbill821]

C O M A T O A S T

[@McHeisenburger]

Chicken Permission is my favorite perfume.

[@sosanmia3]

Awh thanks guys ♥

[@CattyTomfoolery]

Did Rob Dyke finally start his chicken permission colon line? 🤣

[@glennaschoeler]

the new oh doo parfait 😍

[@dragonsember]

Ayyyy

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

i’m still waiting for rob to make this real

[@DorkClassic]

The Mr. Meaner joke at 2:14 is an incredible gag. Just binge-watching these videos again so I thought I'd take a chance to stop for a second and say how much I appreciate what you do. Even if you're busy at the moment and may not return in a long while, I really love watching these videos, and I want to thank you! Have a wonderful day.

[@katbird2699]

My birds really like your voice, amd when you did the "wait" bit my normally noisy room of 5 chirpy birds just went absolutely silent, like, "where did that man go, we are the confusion, give us back our mans"

[@yuyuridolly]

is it bad to say I’m terribly jealous

[@kalajahangeer]

r/thathappened

[@imAwareOfYourAddress]

@@kalajahangeer Um have you ever owned a parrot? Shut the fuck up

[@sixwings6932]

Have you heard of AMD's new Ryzen?

[@sarahwilt5069]

@@kalajahangeer r/usuccpp

[@leahaldana5352]

*Y'all i think my grandma has old timers disease*

[@scopes1812]

Leah Aldana I guess she’s running out of time

[@MrRighto]

You mean your grammar?

[@NyQuilDonut]

Ehhhhh people actually call Alzheimers Old Timers though.

[@croutonjohnson]

*all timers

[@4slaykore]

uh, kinda?

[@filledwithmaggots]

This video wants to make me Kermit sewer side

[@johnbrownsbody3272]

Tiff The Artist *Sewer slide

[@Rannument]

*Silwerside

[@plainjane333]

Are you sure it’s not soup o side? 6:39 😂

[@AllenAndersonTaylor]

Lol

[@tomhook2974]

That's Durmessing.

[@abryn6864]

I love that the proof of English being amazing involves mixing up an Italian word with a Japanese word

[@pepper.ed_bee7538]

bon app the teeth

[@JackFrothy]

Bone*

[@floralvixen]

scone app the beef

[@JackFrothy]

Tone app the text

[@JackFrothy]

Angina.

[@nopestillno3121]

Bone apple teeth

[@Kelly_C]

there's a linguistic term for this phenomenon: an eggcorn, named after this woman who went her whole life thinking the word "acorn" was "eggcorn"

[@Coquitten]

YES SOMEONE SAID IT

[@salad-salad2892]

bitch, there aint anything such as an eggcorn go back to school and learn about your fruits first

[@liamsemicolon]

@@salad-salad2892 oof

[@roybeddington5108]

tbh most people growing up probably had a word like this they misunderstood but are too prideful to say it. A lot of the time it has to do with the way the people around you said it(like your parents). I always thought Alzheimer's was old timers and to us it makes sense because a lot of "old-timers" have it

[@Alysm-Aviation]

didn't think I'd learn something from a random youtube comment, but here we are. Thank you kindly for your linguistic insights :P

[@xri0tt]

_”Hello, I’m Mister Meaner. I carry around small quantities of marijuana. Not a felonious amount, I keep that in my knee.”_ 2:20

[@my_m4n]

Wh

[@Graciechan-39]

I thought of the gym teacher from Captain Underpants

[@Z3R0Steam]

@@Graciechan-39 hello fellow chad

[@Graciechan-39]

Z3R0_Steam Hi

[@moniqtl]

Y'all heard that voice crack lol he really said "quAntities"

[@star_skaterr8401]

My friend keeps talking about this “Anna Mae” and I have no idea who he’s talking about ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@beesree39]

that's me

[@Katie-vg3jn]

Just wait til you hear about Hen Tye

[@M_IAWIA]

Waaaait, you can write April Ham Lincoln and still get an A+???

[@PeanutButterZombie00]

Sometimes, if you set the bar low enough, they reward you just for hitting the toilet this time, you know what I mean?

[@MaleficWeegee]

I was hoping someone else noticed down here.

[@awendigowithinternetaccess4400]

@BlueDiamond You're either a troll or a complete fucking idiot.

[@elgilmaster]

@@awendigowithinternetaccess4400 both

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

entirely possible if the whole thing is fake

[@starsymcdoodle6965]

This is so sad, Alexa play Desk Pass Cheeto

[@skywalker1962]

Starsy McDoodle yes

[@Blue-Maned_Hawk]

Starsy McDoodle, it's despiértate chepa

[@Cluccers]

Dress per seat oh

[@kitsune1629]

Starsy McDoodle des soup need o.

[@witherc6]

this is so sad alex car play desk past heat o

[@user-it2td1vv7y]

*_LACK TOES IN TODDLER ANTS_*

[@eugeneslim9108]

was that 'lactose intolerance'?

[@jakobfenner5464]

Eugene Slim No, it’s clearly lick toes men coddle pants.

[@ocean6992]

it wood be better lack toes in toddler pants

[@izaurrutia]

It's 2024, and I still come back to these videos bc nothing hits like the outro songs after cackling to sorrow tvs voices.

[@profilename3591]

All you had to do was follow the damn train c-Jah

[@Broklio13]

Profile Name its sez-sez-sezousuusnsiumjmjnss

[@frstwhsprs]

K-Jah

[@whatisanrwooosh8964]

Fun Fact! All Oh Shins Are Cone Nectar

[@nuclearpeanut3666]

Don't try to prank me by putting spiders on my bed because I have *A n t r a c k n o p h o b i a*

[@emperorbubblegum4312]

Oh no! The ant racks with no phobias are coming!!! but same, I am also afraid of them

[@unclecreepy9202]

That’s ok, I’m closetphobic.

[@sneakyfromcharliebrown]

Sounds like an anime title, somebody come make this a slice of life (since that's the go to)

[@AutistiCat2406]

Nuclear Peanut anime name/10

[@SuperiorPosterior]

Nuclear Peanut Wow, me too! I have Amtrak know Phoebe-A as well! I'm also a frade of hites.

[@brighteyes7864]

*Literacy has left the chat*

[@madhatter8509]

*English has also left the chat*

[@mattsu1965]

SARCASM HAS LEFT THE CHAT

[@jasonfireblaze03]

This chat has left the chat.

[@ZaneStarlord]

*heslaft

[@NeonBeeCat]

Thats on fort unit

[@goose9028]

“sham pain fluits” was my breaking point

[@ascendedcat260]

"sham pain fluUuUuUiIiIiIits"

[@addangel]

I thought I'd combust at the "colon" bit. 😂 omg and they were all so perfectly phrased too

[@destionancy3068]

Ada i thought someone was gonna say something but nope lmao

[@mercurythefunkyman]

Example of Colon meaning:I love it when I hug a guy and smell his :

[@puppup7041]

My favorite symbol in grammar is the cologne.

[@jovianarsenic6893]

That cologne must smell like shit

[@vibecheckcursedemoji3453]

Colon smells like shit

[@jackiesharp018]

I'm amused by the fact in the last one they spelt ferb correctly then misspelled it three different ways and only corrected Phineas each time

[@emperorbubblegum4312]

I thought you misspelled amused and typed assumed..... these videos are killing my brain cells

[@ohnohwgn]

"Penis and Ferd" Sounds like a terrible fan fiction of that show.

[@ChilledGreese]

The "wait" part made me anxious and now I'm silversidal. Thanks, Obarner

[@ozitopolar]

I've always loved how some of these are self-aware, others get corrected and feel shame, and others are confidently wrong.

[@Atomastos]

My grandma got die of beatings too she knew too much...

[@mariperez5214]

Omg 😂😂😂

[@iota2260]

Ohh shoot lol

[@GuardianCraze]

Oh.

[@mrkiky]

Too bad she couldn't get to the Incel Inn in time.

[@kithand1106]

3:16 the girl who replied is LEGENDARY

[@TheSinkBoy]

You mean leg in dairy?

[@kithand1106]

Hooded Articuno leg *and* dairy

[@grlsjustwannahavefunnnn]

@@kithand1106 NO LEGS NO DARY I'M LEG IN DARY

[@kithand1106]

Ponygirl AJ WHY CAN YOU GUYS NOT GET THE FUCKING QUOTE RIGHT!!!??? its " i am legendary, all legs no dairy"

[@kithand1106]

X {BFB} what are you even talking about?

[@theburntbush4203]

Lemme get that apple tea B O N E L E S S

[@CaseyShontz]

Theburntbush 420 I’d like a boneless apple tea thanks

[@batatinhacomlepra6899]

Fuck kinda apple tea? and... *2L MACHINE 🅱ROKE* we got 1l tho

[@smol_chilli_pepper]

Perfect use of a meme 👌

[@DJShadesUK]

The "What they be sayin?" response to "I hate grapes. They discuss me" cracked me up far more than it should have! 🤣🤣

[@internetcrybunny]

I’ve been laughing at “somebody got a c-Jah” for like 5 minutes now

[@patrikcath1025]

I will now commit sudoku

[@Ott3rpup]

Do you perhaps know Pocari Roo?

[@kodyjordan2451]

SUDOKUUUUUU!!!!

[@kurasakigoodies0502]

yolo cucumber....nice referrence bruh

[@akatsukiawsome13]

thats offensive, suicide is not a joke

[@Sunflower-io4dg]

patrikcath *sewed oak koo

[@abbynormal9050]

For the last month or so, my husband and I have been saying “girl how you spell Puenius” to each other and couldn’t remember where the hell it came from, so thanks for the reminder, Sorrow.

[@ForumArcade]

I love how the guy correcting them at 4:00 said "You the know" and Sorrow just totally missed it.

[@altrightknight7661]

Those Soup of Side cults are scary.

[@CerealBoyBlue]

Do Hand Soup, not Soup of Side.

[@BigT.Larrity]

Not nearly as scary as the cult known as the Alt Right

[@NYM0]

STOP!

[@lizzytroy9503]

I was hoping this would be about food, but it wasn't. I don't regret a thing though. This was fucking hilarious hahaha!

[@vnyggi621]

Bon appetit - > bone apple tea Took me a while xD

[@GarfieldPhone]

You mean hall air is us?

[@itsip1366]

Lizzy Troy it was about food... I don’t get people nowadays.

[@fxrsvken2476]

János Dávid Réti Not all of it, smartass.

[@MewtwoMaster]

it was another great video from sore row tea bee

[@mrutherford1106]

The amount of time he spent on "wait" killed me for some reason 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lilith10182]

Wait...

[@calcmm00]

I came for memes and got bless by “Working for weakened”

[@typicaltoree5176]

*Girl how do you spell puenius*

[@danellacullen4401]

It's sounds like the smaller, less ambitious, younger brother of "Penis" ...Pune-ious...

[@cottagecoresnails]

I was dying laughing at that.

[@samantha9644]

Oh my god!!! I laughed so freaking much, I couldn't breathe 😂😂😂😂

[@yashalingal6385]

*pewnews

[@steviecopeland]

Ha 420th like

[@RocketRep0rt]

*Bone smack a teeth* sounds very painful

[@crazyemoontheloose]

(sings) bone smack the teeth bone smack the teeth

[@filmandfirearms]

teeatta fiest Why do I hear that to the tune of Luck be a Lady?

[@ParanoeX]

"just like grammar used to make" OH MY GAWD THAT WAS A GOOD ONE XD

[@snagglepaggle9066]

Auntie Nym used to sometimes drop by to help

[@somekid8014]

Don’t forget “keep us posted”

[@LLLadySSS]

💀💀💀💀

[@Buttington_Headerson]

That's one of the best things I've ever read and I'm old

[@flippaclipanimations1933]

I KNOWW IT WAS EVERYTHINNNG

[@aMAXanimation]

2:36 Student: "April Ham Lincon" Teacher: *A+*

[@aggroeel2454]

I don't care if I'm getting salmon vanilla! Me: me neither! That's my favorite cookie dough flavor anyway!

[@hoogooo122]

Found this comment when he said it.

[@peternormand4094]

NO

[@thatyasuoplayer4754]

ME KNEE THERE

[@423adriana]

I don't care if i get Sam O'Nella!

[@BinglesP]

@@423adriana You could say, even, you'd eat a whole lot of it really fast like Tarrare

[@cerebralmalsey]

Took me a few months to realize the thumbnail is part of the joke. PizzaHut to Pizza Hat.

[@Miju001]

Oh wow

[@cerebralmalsey]

@@Miju001 It took 10 months for this to get a comment.

[@GumSkyloard]

Hold up.. Shit, you're right.

[@Alice_Bedlam]

I literally just realized that after I read the comment

[@Jun-cz9cv]

OMG I DIDNT REALIZE!!!!! IT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE NOW!

[@RexcorJ]

I thought this was just gonna be the “BoneAppleTea” thing that people made so many variations of. Then I saw “All of garden”.... oh no.

[@unclecreepy9202]

I lost it at all of garden.

[@insertedgyemobandnameshere813]

Rexcor Jungmir same lmao

[@MrsRoseSimple]

Sorry my dad has the best/worst one in my eyes. Pops: A hard days work never hurt anybody. No pain, no pain!! Ahahah! Me: *facepalm* Yeah...

[@hoovenschmooven]

This is soup risingly common.

[@laurinhuber3987]

Dudecai the Spawn of Satan Good wan I agree its very plane but gud

[@taltelina1123]

Agreed it's very real eatable

[@matthewcheung4296]

I'm going to commit sewerside

[@randominternettoaster7859]

I think that everyone can reel are to this

[@IWasWatching]

I feel like half of these are due to shitty voice-to-text options on smartphones But it's still hilarious tho.

[@wolflance64]

and the other half are people who didnt pave ant hence sun in school

[@exmortislunarcop3145]

They're not though.

[@CaseyShontz]

Can you not not the that’s why the ones where they spell it the same way, but wrong, twice, cause then you know they meant to spell it that way 😂😂

[@IWasWatching]

Amanda Chapone Yeah those are the true ones lol

[@IWasWatching]

MrKnaives yeah that is why I said I feel like half.

[@soujanyanamburi3153]

How did that April ham lincon kid get an A+ ?!

[@emilybennett7864]

It was probably a joke. But I was thinking the same thing lol

[@cherrypepsi2815]

Maybe it's not meant to be a grade on spelling idk

[@liamsgreatbitgaming]

Probably at a very low grade.

[@wcurty336]

American schools.

[@Solanin0803]

Because in school everyone's a winner

[@GippyHappy]

I miss SorrowTV everyday

[@spicyfly]

_I don't know how to spell bro but it's that shit when you shake _*_lmfao_*

[@define6221]

*_C-jah_*

[@movingparts6270]

Don't you just love it when you're sitting on the subway, and smell someone else's colon...

[@Thomas52a]

Moving Parts Gaming I love sub weigh

[@YourNeighborhoodCaat]

Mychest88 😂 I think you mean Sub Whey. You guis need to learm how to speel

[@ok4412]

Actually it's spelt "cologne". Read a book.

[@YahyaFalcon]

@@ok4412 r/whoosh r/doublewhoosh if this was a joke

[@YourNeighborhoodCaat]

Wait for it... r/whoosh Sorry, I had to.

[@ossewa3939]

yall ever just have an egg essential cry sis?

[@vampireactually]

yeah sis

[@MehrzaadMir]

Bruh it actually spelt Eckstisential Craysis

[@Koharuie]

extensional craigslist

[@sardine6068]

Executional crayfish

[@smaj.9998]

Examination correlasis

[@rowybowie]

My dad saw "chest of drawers" being spelled "chester draws" so often on craigslist it's a big part of why we named our dog Chester